A hotdog fit for Kayla edition
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▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ trannies are lame
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▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Cis women of all sizes to make you feel better about yourself: http://www.mybodygallery.com/
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>6857789
Let's do our best today, girls!
>>6858687
okay!
I thought I had my head under control
i keep fainting
This cant be good
Going to sleep
fuck life, fuck reality
I hope I never wake up, fuck this bullshit
>>6858687
Ganbarou!
>>6858694
Then start eating.
>>6858682
>like her coffee black and wants chocolate
Is there something you want to tell us Kayla or should I say Kay Kay ;^)
>>6858701
Trying to go to the gym and eat 900kcals/day might have been dumb
>>6858697
Later
>>6858711
she wants chocolate alright
>>6858712
That might've been too low even without going to the gym depending on how big you are.
You should reconsider.
>>6858682
>▶ trannies are lame
>>6858643
Hello child, please be strong for just a little while longer
>>6858748
It tru
>>6858756
Hm, but I only talk to interesting trannies.
>>6858759
Trannies can be interesting. They just can't be cool
>>6858748
maybe they mean we can't walk right?
>>6858766
Basic, how are you doing? Last time I saw you post, you having a bad day.
>>6858772
>I'm doing ok thank you! I've had a rough few weeks but I'm starting to feel better
I am glad to hear that desu, I was a bit worried when you said you were thinking about detransitioning. While I understand that it was probably just sadness talking, I'm glad you're roughing it out at least.
I am ok I guess, just like worried about HRT, I'm almost out but that's my problem hehe. I'm debating asking my bf to buy me some HRT in all honesty.
well today might be fun. I have a date with an (apparently) old high school acquaintance and before that me and my big sister might get a pedicure / manicure together when she gets off work. we're gonna get matching dark green nails
>>6858774
The truly cool need not state that they're cool.
>>6858768
That's a small sample size.
>>6858788
That's only in canada :p
Why is this thread dead? Is there another thread? Is everyone on a secret discord?
>>6858805
It's a weekday.
School's back in.
It's early in burgerstan.
>>6858805
It's pretty early in some parts of America still, people are probably sleeping.
Hi how's everybody today~?
>>6858815
Hello i feel hungover from benzos. I should go to sleep, but I won't. How about you?
>>6858819
Who wants to wake up at 8 am though?
>>6858819
It's 8:17 here, but 7:17 over on the west coast.
>>6858819
Pacific time. It's 7:15am here.
I'm only up so early because I have more long distance driving today and have to be on the road shortly.
>>6858815
I'm sleepy hbu? :(
>>6858821
I wake up like a bird like at 5 a.m.
I don't want to, but my body forces me to.
>>6858820
Benzos are addictive be careful >.>
I'm doing pretty good, no classes until like, 4 today.
>>6858774
<3 sass
>>6858775
Oh I'm really sorry to hear that :/
i think you should if you don't have any other options rn. Is he cool with everything?
Well what happened I was having a hard time anyway for a couple weeks. Like doubting if I should be on hrt, if it's right etc.
Then I had a really bad experience out when this group of drunk strangers started harassing me. So I was like "yep I'm a huge man, no chance for me at all, I'm gonna stop"
I realize now that I reacted so bad because I wasn't prepared for it happening, I was out in boymode, but it looked like girl mode I guess.
So yeah I think things are happening faster than I was prepared for. Which is why I panicked about stopping.
Idk. I still think I'm a gross man tho
>>6858827
Yeah I know. I'm not doing them anymore. :(
What are u studying?
Fuck my family for saving me.
Going to get this suicide over with
>>6858825
See? Not even you want to be up this early :3
I'm only up because I have work soon
>>6858828
>I realize now that I reacted so bad because I wasn't prepared for it happening,
Yes, this is the one thing that almost no one is prepared for, I know I wasn't. Idk, we're all trannies, we are all gross degenerates anyways ^^
Yeah he's offered to buy me some in the past but I don't like people buying me stuff. I've been off HRT for long periods of time before so maybe I'll ask this time.
>>6858828
I just think there's a gender effect similar to the uncanny valley in roobots where average people get angry/uncomfortable when people are in between gender appearances. I mean you are clearly femme looking enough to look out of place in boymode/boyrole to have angered these dolts. I guess this puts pressure on you to accelerate your transition to living girlmode (which I know you're not comfortable with in this moment in time 100%).
It must really feel awful for you to experience this and feel like this, but I'm glad you're feeling better
>>6858841
Lucky lucky, hoping I can finally get a good one tonight in my own bed
Later thred, gonna try not to die on the road again.
>>6858849
Please do your best to not die on the road again; once is more than enough.
>>6858841
There's no point in living
I'll never be a girl
T fucked me up way too much
>>6858845
>Idk, we're all trannies, we are all gross degenerates anyways ^^
lmao tru
I do think you should ask him. He wouldn't have offered otherwise you know? I'm sure he knows how it'll afftect you so it's not worth it to either of you being off them. Relationships are teamwork ^^
>>6858841
Accounting! Then go to law school and then get a master's in finance/financial law.
You gonna kick ass, then you'll be my go to woman when I take my company international!
>>6858839
I know! My body is an asshole, not only does it have like a cock and makes testosterone to make me look manly it makes me wake up when I'm clearly tired and sleepy.
>>6858832
Don't suicide! :(
But if you insist, at leats get an insurance policy and when the sudoku clause ends, leave money for transgender girls who want BBL and or FFS
>>6858857
8 months and I'm not posting pics.
I'm 6'4 with 20" shoulders, deep voice and hairy all over. I can't recover from this fucking shit
>>6858861
I'm not giving anyone money
>>6858873
>Im not givin anyone any money
Ok
Maybe be an organ donor then?
>>6858875
Or maybe just don't kill yourself.
>tfw high and playing in the garden
>tfw rolling in the grass
>tfw feeling the grass w/ my hands and scrunching up leaves next to my ears because everything sounds and feels orgasmic
>tfw getting really dissociated and feeling like a cloud of fog observing the beauty of nature and not existing to myself
>tfw watching the trees move elegaantly in the breeze and cryying out from how beautiful it is
wew lad today is a good day
>>6858846
You're definitely right.
The amount of angry stares is insane.
but the problem that night was I was wearing androgynous clothes I'd worn out before without issue but this time it didn't pass as boymode because my tits ass and curves have gotten out of control lately.
So when they saw my face didn't pass they found it hilarious
thanks sass <3
I was hoping to stay boymode till ffs but idk if I can without shaving my head
>>6858884
Keep boasting about your great body
Fuck you
>>6858869
height and shoulders are p bad, but there are tall girls and girls with wide shoulders. You dress for your body type.
Deep voice just requires voice training, there are women with deeper voices that you can still easily tell are women just by the voice.
Shave, epilate, nair, laser, electrolysis. Hair's easy to deal with.
You can recover, don't give up anon <3
>>6858886
I'm sorry
>>6858882
I'm glad you're having a good day Robin c:
How'd things go with your dad?
>>6858887
I can't recover
I'm a laughing stock
Hair isn't easy to deal with when you have no money to get rid of it
>>6858888
You're not sorry
>>6858879
I'm 30 and only started HRT at 29; I kind of do know.
>>6858899
I am sorry, for making you feel worse.
>>6858879
I know what it feels like to have T destroy you.
https://vid.me/AR0S
http://www.strawpoll.me/11167250/
>>6858894
You've gotta earn money then. Find a shitty job and play a "man" as long as it takes to earn what you need, then quit.
>>6858878
Well that was the first thing I said.
>>6858878
Well ok, just don't poison yourself then.
>>6858886
I'm 30+, 5'11" and I just started hormones 3 months ago. T has ravaged my body, friend.
You just got to make peace that you'll never be a a small petite woman who looks like the girls in fashion magazines. But that's like 90% of the female population.
What do you want from life? Do you really want to die?
The world is harsh and uncaring and no one save a few friends and some family members care what happens to you.
No one actually cares wether you live or die and millions of better people than you or me fo it on a daily basis.
What do you want? Do you want to enjoy your life, experience things you've only dreamed of or just quit and turn off?
What do you want anon?
>>6858911
I can't enjoy life as a 6'4 Andre the giant type woman
Get that through your thick skull
>>6858910
How old are you? If you're old enough to be posting here, you realize that there's no way to improve if you're just stuck in your room, right?
Tell them to fuck off and walk out the door. Break the door and/or them if you must.
>>6858910
I'm 6'4", chances are I'm taller than you.
>>6858914
>I won't fit in at 6'4"
You move to holland. There's a shit ton of women who are 6'4" there
I'm sorry for your sob story but the median height of women where I live is 4'11".
LIVE THE LIFE YOU WANT ON YOUR TERMS.
If you don't fight for it now, you'll regret it forever.
>>6858929
What's causing that?
>>6858925
>holding you against your will
>will call the police on you
lmao
You know what, call the cops on them rn
>>6858929
hugg anon
>>6858935
Depending on where they live they could be involuntarily committed.
>>6858891
dont wanna think about stuff regarding my dad srory
>>6858925
Hi.
Please consider therapy before suicide. Tell your parents you want to get therapy, they'll help you get it.
I guarantee you that you can enjoy life. Just remember that you want to die because there's an imbalance between how much pain you can take and how much pain you are enduring. But you can balance it, with professional help. It's worth a shot before dying.
Source: been suicidal myself
I-I dun feel very good
how r u all
>>6858945
As opposed to being involuntarily locked in their room?
Regardless, anon isn't committing a crime, their parents are. If it's anon's word against their parents, and anons parents are red-handed criminals, who should the police believe?
>>6858959
the parents with a twenty year old kid who was hospitalised over a suicide attempt. no question
>>6858958
I feel like shit. The fire alarm woke up me and red. Loudest thing I've ever heard and went on for several minutes.
Are the Kaylee posters gone?
Mtfg where catty overdone drag queens come to yell at qt femboys with tits while they erp
>>6858925
Call the police first, say they have you locked in, you're scared, they hit you, you're worried they may escalate
oh god I am so tired today
I don't feel like I am gonna be able to get up and go to school tomorrow
>>6858964
yeah ikr that alarm was way too loud
>>6858964
I think they're gone now
>>6858968
mommi
https://vid.me/AR0S
cute robin :D
>>6858968
>Mtfg where catty overdone drag queens come to yell at qt femboys with tits while they erp
tfw catty overdone femboy
>>6858978
As long as your hot who cares?
>>6858958
What's wrong pookers?
I'm okay I guess, shopping for PJs
>>6858963
Anon's an adult who can make her own decisions. Being locked in a room and watched on a camera isn't proper treatment for a child, let alone a 20 y/o.
Involuntary commitment without a court order isn't a permanent thing, anon can leave after a couple days. Her parents probably won't ever let her go.
>>6858968
tfw not catty drag queen or qt femboy
just a boy
>>6858977
Disgusting
>>6858988
I'm not :(
>>6858977
I remember lurking here before you were on mones
you have made aot of progress
How's your day going girls? I just got to work, my new commute is an hour and fifteen minutes ;-;
>>6858993
I'm neither sadly
Not even a boy either
I'm a man's man's man
>>6858968
That's a really dumb idea. She should talk with her parents, not make a huge mess out of it with the police. And I bet the police would side with her parents anyway, because you know, I don't think what they're doing is that wrong and nor would most sane adults. It's a very difficult situation, but not letting your kid die takes priority. I hope anon calms down and lets her parents help.
>>6859000
what's your grown up job miss grown up?
>>6859000
you're pretty
>>6859003
I teach c:
>>6859000
That's a weird decor for hogwarts
>>6859009
can you be my science teacher
(a-am I memeing right guise)
>>6859008
No u
>>6859015
yah you're gorgeous deal with it
>>6859018
>//////< I'm having a good day, how are you?
>>6859021
I'm so glad <3 you deserve it
I'm good!
>>6858964
oh ;;;;
>>6858992
just miss someone
PJ's are cute :3 what kind are u getting
>>6859000
>img
>>6859002
Well medically you're wrong
Ethically you're wrong
Imagine locking a screaming child in a cage, that's what this is, it exacerbates and distresses the person, worsening their condition, this isn't help, if they need to go to the hospital they should go, but this will 100 break someone into a worse state and give them minor but lasting traumatic problems, so yah she needs to do whatever to protect her mental health from those uneducated abusers
>>6859027
Locking a kid in a cage for a short while to prevent them from killing themselves until they calm down seems reasonable, ethically and medically.
urgh
my dad sent me a letter basically saying "I love you and so I'm going to pay people for second opinions to prove you wrong about this, you can't possibly be transgender, you're too handsome as a man for that, I know you better than you know yourself and I want to interfere in your life"
nice
Keftiu is an actual roofie rapist fyi
also she doesnt brush her teeth lmaoooooo
>>6859038
send him a letter back
"I love you and so I'm going to pay people for second opinions to prove you wrong about this, you can't possibly be happy repressing, you're too honest for that, I know you better than you know yourself and I want to interfere in your life"
>>6859002
The police are there to uphold the law. It's illegal to imprison people in your home. Sane adults don't break the law.
Of course it's wrong what they're doing. Regardless of their personal priorities, everyone can agree it's wrong to deprive another person of their freedom.
how do you find a good therapist (like just a regular one not gender stuff)
>>6859041
damn I forgot to brush my teeth last night thanks for reminding me
>>6859046
not everyone is a lolbertarian cuck
>>6859027
your new trip is confusing AF!
>>6859034
Then they called police already, and the hospital and are bringing her in? A normal person doesn't get to decide to detain another human, that's not how the world works, someone that isn't taking those two steps, isn't really afraid of that person killing themselves. You can kill yourself with almost anything in a room, they're angry and scared and trying to power play her because they can't think straight rather then help her
>>6859047
Ask your regular doctor or gender therapist for a referral?
>>6859047
>Wasting your money on a shrink that talks out of their ass.
I hope you enjoy holding monologues cause that's what you'll be paying premium for.
>>6859061
>Forcing somebody to comply with your wishes against their will is basically rape.
It really isn't, lets stop calling everything rape, it dilutes the meaning of the word.
>>6859051
Locking somebody in a cage because they're gonna kill themselves isn't fundamentally different from locking them in a cage because they're gay or trans.
Doing things other people don't like isn't something you should be punished for, and civilians shouldn't have the authority to punish anyone anyway.
>>6859067
kill yourself my man
do you ever wake up, look down and notice your hip growth and get like surprised
i didn't think they would change because i started at 24 but i remember a lot of pain in my hips for like the first 6 months of hrt
>>6859072
Not without planning out how to take some fuckers with me my man.
>>6859068
Sex isn't bad, but rape is. Rape's bad because it's a neutral/good thing done against somebody's will. It's wrong to do things to people against their will.
>>6859075
post pics
>>6859075
child bearing hips
>>6859078
Unless you're the police or something, you mean?
kiwi will you marry me
Oh god
I have to talk on the phone
ok...I can do this
wish me luck
>>6859081
>tfw your hips will never bear
>>6859082
The police bring people to trial when they're suspected of crimes, that's necessary.
What's not necessary and not right is when they go ahead and just shoot people because they're scared, or beat people because they're mad.
>>6859083
>kiwi will you marry me
kiwi will you marry me
>>6859084
cover your junk and make animated gif shaking them hips!
My butt hurts soo much
>>6859092
*spanks u*
>>6859086
>tfw your hips will never be a bears
>>6859084
t-that's weird ><
>>6859090
>>kiwi will you marry me
>kiwi will you marry me
kiwi will you marry me
>>6859089
So why can't preventing someone from committing suicide be considered necessary?
How do I become cute like some of you girls here?
>>6859099
>>>6859096 (You)
>can you be my science teacher
>>>6859097
>yes
>i will
>>6859101
>>>6859096 (You)
>>>>6859090 (You)
>>>>>6859083 (You)
>>>>kiwi will you marry me
>>>kiwi will you marry me
>>kiwi will you marry me
>>>>6859094
>>>>>6859086
>>>https://www.statnews.com/2016/03/07/uterine-transplant-transgender/
>>>maybe
>>>>>6859091
>>>no that would be too lewd
>>>and i have a gf now
>>kiwi will you marry me
>>>6859097
>>>>6859086
>>>tfw your hips will never be a bears
>>>>6859084
>>t-that's weird ><
>>>>6859090 (You)
>>>>kiwi will you marry me
>>>kiwi will you marry me
>>kiwi will you marry me
>kiwi will you marry me
kiwi will you marry me
>>6859100
im not cute
>>6859095
m-mean
>>6859094
ummmm do it for science and not for lewdness. So baby trannies have somethind to aspire to and not for Cartman who comes to fap at pictures of transgirls
I bet that if you ask your gf for permission, she'll consent!
>>6859100
I'd like to know this too
>>6859100
No fucking idea. Hopefully someone posts a guide or some shit.
>>6859107
I want to be as cute as basic :3
>>6859100
i need to know f-for sience
>>6859110
stop having bdd
>>6859098
Law enforcement is an extension of self-defense. Society is defending itself from criminals through the use of law enforcement and the criminal justice system.
Actions that do not directly harm others (like suicide, smoking in your own home, etc) are not actions that warrant any form of self-defense.
To put it another way, just as you have the right to defend yourself, you also have the right to harm yourself. It's your body, and you have the right to change it as you please - provided you don't harm others in doing so.
>>6859100
Be young, have good genes, take hormones.
>>6859067
This is why I quit. Went through 4 of them and gave up. It's a worthless venture, if you hold any semblance of common self-reflective sense of reality.
I don't need someone to sit and agree with me, or offer bullshit half assed perspectives I can read on reddit.
i hate all and I want to die
>>6859123
if u die then who'll be my teacher
>>6859123
if u die then who'll be my teacher
>>6859116
If we go that route, it's in society's interest that it defend itself from losing its constituents to suicide, isn't it? Why does a single person's needs outweigh the needs of the society?
>>6859126
i whent to the gym yesterday
>>6859128
kiwi will you marry me
i put my legs together lying down and i have a thigh gap
wew
>>6859135
yes
>>6859117
>but u can't marry ur daughter
It's fine as long as you're not blood related.
>>6859111
Aim low
Good thinking anon
>>6859132
When society treats some of its members like shit, it's well within their rights to do what they can to make it stop, be it through suicide, strikes or armed insurrection.
>>6859047
By recommendation. Otherwise, just look for local ads, then google the person and google the methods they use to see if you'd be comfortable talking to them.
>>6859141
but she's my mommy
>>6859115
Bdd doesn't exist for trannies
You're thinking of dysphoria
>>6859132
It's not about society's interest, it's about rights. This isn't economics.
It's in my best interests to have slaves picking my cotton fields, but I can't do that anymore because it infringes on their right to not be harmed.
Similarly, I can't be enslaved, either by an individual or a society which derives its authority from individuals, because of my right to not be harmed.
Society exists for the mutual benefit of all its members. If it no longer benefits you, it's not serving its purpose and you're free to leave.
>>6859133
That's good, it means your butt's gonna grow! Congrats :3
>>6859121
>replying to Cartman threads
you must be new here.
>>6859146
I mean armed incursion could hurt a lot of people
>>6859144
but basic is the cutest of all trips :(
don't sell yourself short.
>>6859146
Yeah. Honestly I don't believe in most of the positions I'm taking, it's just for sake of argument.
>>6859153
imma have the biggest butt
dont try this at home
ok I'm back and I see autism is in full swing!!!! I want to participate in this!!!! how do I do it?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>6859168
We kill ourselves
>>6859168
ok I'm back and I see autism is in full swing!!!! I want to participate in this!!!! how do I do it?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>6859167
start doing them squats then
>>6859167
>War
>Justice
Pick one, anon.
my mommy is marrying me
>>31221306
im 8
>>31221307
lol faggot
>>6859180
>tfw I'll never be a girl
>>6859167
I think we should try to solve these things peaceably.
I understand that's not always possible but...
Right and wrong are such subjective and abstract concepts. I don't know if every or any conflict can fall into such a black and white frame.
I think it's important to ask if what you are fighting for is really worth all the death and destruction.
You might conclude it is, or you might not.
>>6859180
I'm not, maybe you mean all other trips that actually post photos.
>>6859184
We do it AGAIN
>>6859178
Maybe not justice but definitely a necessary response to institutional injustice.
>>6859182
I think the bigger concern is
"Can we let (percieved) evil/injustice persist?"
>>6859196
l-lol
>>6859188
I swear dying is lame AF. I'd prefer the D any day.
>>6859199
>>6859180
i dont have ass or hips :c
>>6859201
kissu
Threadly reminder that Akaka is best girl.
>>6859115
>bdd
"no"
Pls stop with this meme.
>>6859168
Uhhhhh, i dunno, my autism is 100% natural.
>>6859180
>tfw you're an ugly man that wants to be a grill
>>6859181
Same fampai.
>>6859200
Give me the succ
>>6859211
*changes u*
>mom kicks me out
>throws out all my things and destroyed what she couldn't throw
>texts me she loves me weekly
[visible confusion]
>>6859213
Your moms an idiot
>>6859197
I mean they are both necessary question
But I think you would be lying to yourself if you truly believe that war is the only option in the face of injustice even if you believe it is the best one
>>6859213
Your mom sucks, forget her.
where are you living now?
>>6859197
how will we identify injustice if not by opposition of justice? Is justice actually just? who decides what is just? the majority? can a majority be objectively just?
There is such a long line ;-;
>>6859224
Long line for what?
>>6859228
College stuff
>>6859222
Personally I see justice as observance of and respect for the basic human rights that everyone shares. They were collected in the UN's Universal Declaration of Human Rights.
Earlier, the French had the basic idea of: "you have the right to do anything that doesn't harm other people." Offense was intentionally classified as something separate from harm.
>>6859225
A lot of times war isn't fought between good and evil, but between different interests. Each side calls the other evil whether or not they objectively are.
>>6859225
no spankies :sob:
>>6859209
what is the succ? :3
>>6859214
ya I've never me to the conclusion she's a retard
>>6859217
in an apartment with roommate friends
>>6859218
prolly
>>6859219
with frinds
>>6859240
it's led me*
ok got it?
this is an anime free zone
>>6859248
:c
Trannies fuck off my board reee
>>6859248
Anime is shit
>>6859250
my safe space
:c
>>6859252
anime is the devil
>>6859248
ur not my real mom!
>everytime i talk about suicide my friend is goign to cut
why are people so mean to me
>>6859245
I want to be on my knees too :)
>>6859258
Well your friend is an idiot
>>6859258
Maybe you should stop suiciding?
>>6859261
the know thats how to get me to stop though..
i just want to get my feelings out but
ugh
>>6859264
I-
Its difficult.
Life hurts.
I have to eat a meal too otherwise they aren't going to eat.
:(
>>6859260
Unzips dick
>>6859264
>telling isla not to free themselves of the tranny meme
>>6859269
gomen
>>6859270
thats why i saved it :p
>>6859269
i know but
i really don't wanna eat and i really wanna talk about my feelings.
today is the 6th...
>>6859268
I'm sorry, I know you're in a painful situation.
hi im a girl
i love how easy weed makes it to dissociate
when this person stop feeling like me i feel free
>>6859278
im jelous as heck
>>6859278
Teach us how.
>>6859284
how r u
>>6859285
Sorry for being a bother, but what do you mean when you say eating hurts?
well
after realizing how in above my head i am on okc
i think im gonna deactivate mine and call off the guy visiting me
my friends pointed out a lot of mistakes i made and i have actually put myself in danger apparently
hopefully i dont get hurt today because this guy knows where i work
i should play it safe and call off my shift, shouldnt i?
>>6859272
are you gonna make me your bitch? :3
>>6859292
Like shit
>>6859296
You'd probably be safe at work, just make sure to be careful coming and going.
>>6859296
what happened
is BDD a meme?
>>6859235
But war harms other people
and again that is just your view of justice regardless if a lot of people share it
>>6859305
Oh, that's awful. How did it get that way?
>>6859296
bring gunn
>mfw day before injection
This mood swings fucking sucks
>>6859306
Yes it is
Anyone who says it isn't is an idiot
>>6859308
i dont know i just
ate rn and i feel sick
.-.
Ok...I think I got this settled
I think
also
>they have to print something for me
>"who is this for?"
>"this young lady right here"
I even showed them my ID with my boy name
So, my boyfriend seems to be mentioning the process of marriage lately, but I really don't want to get married to anyone, not just him..How do I nicely tell him I don't want marriage without potentially destroying our relationship?
>>6859314
That sounds like something a doctor should be looking into...
>>6859311
At least you look female
>>6859301
same tbqh
>>6859317
You're not ready for marriage, simple as that. If he pressures you call him a rapist and shame him on social media.
>>6859317
Are you committed to living with him but just want to be partners instead of husband and wife or something, or what is your reasoning for not wanting to get married?
>>6859316
congrats!
>>6859303
>just make sure to be careful coming and going.
yeah
i travel alone
on a bike
thats already dangerous enough with the low income apartments i have to cross
>>6859304
guy messaged me on okc
im naive and inexperienced as fuck and gave away a little too much info by agreeing to meet while i work today
>>6859309
Honestly I might bring one of my airsoft guns
>>6859322
You too. We both do. We are just really really really ugly.
>>6859320
idk maybe?
How do I apologize to a girl for ending it after I found out she was trans? I was pretty shocked and confused at the time, but I want to try again with her.
>>6859334
apologize
>>6859330
Pulling an airsoft on someone sounds like a good way to escalate things way more than you would want.
>>6859336
It's a deterrent. Oh, but she should really paint the tip black if she's gonna carry it.
>>6859333
I mean, it can't be healthy to not be eating so whatever is causing you this stinging and disgust is a serious, potentially life threatening condition just because it prevents you from getting nutrition, I really do think seeking trained medical opinion is a good idea.
>>6859321
AGP is real i know bc im just an AGP chaser on hrt
>>6859332
I dont look female and never will.
People ma'am me as a big inside joke
>>6859338
Do you wanna chance it? :^)
>>6859336
That's true but if he's trying to kidnap me or something then..
>>6859338
Cops shoot kids with orange tipped toy guns way too often as it is, I don't think making it look like a real weapon is a great idea.
sgswtyd like abmrmeroyin my head like an ipid stuck on reply
>>6859343
Well anyway, look angie, I've fixed my teeth! I can smile now!
Which distract me from being are miserable.
>>6859326
Seems a bit excessive...
>>6859328
We already live together. Have been dating for a couple of years and I really do love him. I just think marriage is a pointless meme. Just not much to be gained out of it, not to mention, if at some point we hate eachother somehow, I really don't want to have to get a lawyer to break up with him. I just don't see what marriage would give our relationship that we don't already have.
>>6859316
I didn't even shave today either :/
>>6859340
i feel like
well
>>6859348
Good for you
I tried to fix my shit and made myself worse.
>>6859352
I think it's fair to just tell him that. Say how you two are essentially already married as it is but you don't want to go through all the ceremony and legal hoops.
>>6859349
>Cops would actually help in this situation, can't get kidnapped if cops are nearby.
There was a kidnapping in my town last week.
A guy was talking out of Starbucks at 10 AM and got kidnapped at gunpoint by 3 of Trump's favorites
They drove him around and made him take money out of random ATMs until about 11 pm where they dropped him off down town Chicago with a $20 and his phone.
>>6859354
you must pass pretty well then, congrats!
I got gendered female a few times but it was by like, kids. And before I opened my mouth x.x
>>6859334
>tfw anon just realized that he missed his opportunity to engage sexually with another person who has a penis and is filled with regrets.
:>
>>6859360
Geez. Start looking for safer cities to live than Chicago.
>>6859358
What do you plan do now? Also what is your biggest dysphoric element (expect 'everything')?
>>6859360
Gotta love Chicago :/
>>6859334
You can try saying that. She may or may not be interested, of course.
>>6859349
its just a shitpost anon im not agp lol. I don't even like girls :p
>>6859366
I wish I had the courage to kill myself
My jaw, chin, hands, feet, lack if hips, smell breasts, I could go on and on
>>6859361
I dunno about that
I was really worried about my voice tho I can't hear out of one ear
>>6859365
This is one of the "safer" cities than Chicago.
My town is supposed to be a peaceful small town for rich white folk.
Maybe criminals are realizing that.
>>6859368
"13 people killed in Chicago over Labor Day as homicides climb over 500"
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/thebeat/ct-after-reports-of-rapid-fire-shooting-dispatcher-says-you-wanna-hear-some-more-bad-news-20160906-story.html
>>6859360
Get your dad to let you get an actual gun then
cops are good as a deterrent to crooks but
i guess they're really just human scum themselves as well.
>>6859370
if you don't like girls why do you wanna be one
http://www.strawpoll.me/11168232
http://www.strawpoll.me/11168232
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>>6859374
urk, that must suck, sorry :c
I think there's a voice pitch analyzer, might help you
>>6859376
Even after hearing about a broad daylight kidnapping just 5 minutes from our house he STILL wont let me get a gun
He's worried I'll shot myself or other people
Bitch I just wanna keep y'all safe and not shot by other people what the fuck
>>6859359
That's what I was considering doing from the getgo, I was just worried I might upset him with hit. It's probably for the best either way though. I have literally zero interest in ever marrying anyone.
>>6859381
carry katana then idk >~<
also ur dad a dum
>>6859381
Tbh with how many trannies commit suicide I think it is completely reasonable for him to not want you to have access to a gun.
Does anyone else ever have moments when they just feel really pissed off at the world for being trans?
Like it's not dysphoria itself, but like an anger at having to deal with dysphoria when 99.9% of people don't have to??
I swear if there was a way to restart my life, only this time as a cisgirl, I'd do it even if it meant killing somebody.
Sorry if that's fucked up but it's true.
>>6859377
well romantically anyways
>>6859385
A sword will be good for home defense, at least.
>>6859387
Yeah but I usually don't want to kms
A trip said I wasn't pretty
>>6859388
I know that feel
>>6859393
Stupid incorrect trip
which one
math is really hard and i want to cry
welp, today's been shit again
>>6859400
tfw every day is
>>6859399
>math is hard
Please I don't want to laugh, beep
>>6859390
>usually
yeah but if you have access to a gun and you're feeling really bad and decide to do something you can't take that back. idk I would like to own a gun too but I am still worried about having such an easy way out if I get into another low point.
>>6859404
Some math is definitely hard.
>>6859399
What are you taking?
I'm scared I am gonna be bad at my statistics class
>>6859400
Lol same
>>6859405
Idk I trust myself to make my own decisions. I'm not gonna let somebody else hurt me because I'm afraid of myself.
>>6859405
Yeah I know what you mean
Sword it is then, hard to kill yourself with one and I 'm too afraid of pain to do it
>>6859407
Please Joan
I don't want to laugh
>>6859396
Ty
I'm fishing in case you didn't know
Do you think I should call off my shift at work today too just to be safe now that I've told him I'd rather he not come today?
>>6859412
There are alternative means of self defense
A gun wouldn't really stop you from getting kidnapped at gunpoint as they already have the gun on you
You'd just get shot because now they think they are in danger
Tfw your mom tells you that she is proud to show off my transition to her friends.
Someone just kill her?
>>6859399
iktf i've cried a few times doing math it sucks
im an alpha male
math makes me cry
>>6859426
So did I and I'm great at Math.
Maybe your brain isn't wired for it.
What kind of math is it?
Is it calculus, linear algebra, etc
>>6859432
mommy angie
>>6859429
its ok i'm here for you
we can get through it together
>>6859435
I'm not your mommy
Go to faye for that shit
>>6859436
ok mommy
do my geometry bitch
>>6859417
Alright, please invite me to the ceremony when you receive your Fields Medal.
>>6859438
yes you are
faye is my other mommy
>>6859423
I doubt he is gonna kidnap you or something
And your coworkers can protect you.
It's not like he is gonna forget where you work by your next shift.
Talk to him this once and it will most likely be behind you.
>>6859439
i'll be your geometry teacher
>>6859444
can you be my geometry teacher
>>6859423
So turn around
go back in the starbucks
they probably aren't retarded enough to turn a kidnapping into a murder
then spin around and shoot them all from inside the starbucks
^_^
>>6859444
Oh please, Is there any *other* way I could raise my grade, mam ~ ?
*plays with hair*
>>6859450
this is my 3rd year in geometry it's so dumb :sob:
>>6859451
ok daddy
>>6859451
You don't need much difficult mathematics for CS.
>>6859456
That's better
this never fails to cheer me up
heh
>>6859454
geometry is pretty annoying
alg and calc are worse though
i rly hate math, i guess i'm not trutrans
>>6859443
I can only hope he just forgets and moves on with his life
>>6859466
Good luck
>>6859466
he's prolly not gonna rape you or kidnap you or anything lol
don't worry too much
Why are there so many sex offenders here?
>>6859471
IM SORRY SOME OF MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE REALLY PLAYING THAT UP AND SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME LAST NIGHT
He certainly didn't look or seem scary
Pretty hot honestly
but still
i just
didnt realize
>>6859470
ty
>>6859466
ur being a paranoid scaredy cat again grace
it definitely wasnt a good idea to tell a stranger where you work, but worst case scenario you get a short visit from a chaser today
>>6859474
all the online predator shit is exaggerated. no one reports on the millions of times people have met up and everything went fine.
>>6859461
is ez i wanted to be in alg 2 this year but they wouldn't let me take placement test :sob:
>>6859476
>ur being a paranoid scaredy cat again grace
that's what i am ;_;
>but worst case scenario you get a short visit from a chaser today
at least he's hot
>>6859480
i guess that's true too
post dick
>weigh self wearing full clothes and shoes and stuff
>38.5 kg
oh hell
>>6859510
dick post
>>6859502
Dont you mean
post
dick
>>6859502
*gt
>>6859508
How much is that in stones?
>>6859427
No that's me
>>6859508
Your scales are broken then
fuck europe
I didn't mind it at first but this constant kiwi-pookiie shitposting is getting pretty annoying desu. Can't wait for the falling out between them.
At least that'll be entertaining.
>>6859521
I don't want to
Blue board anyway
>>6859540
you'll probably be waiting for a long time
diaper girls are very loyal to their mommies
I should go out an play spoons
>>6859502
Cheny grayson or clark
Post dick
https://unsee.
cc/tubasego/
>>6859561
dude
>>6859561
ok here
https://unsee.
cc/punogisa/
>>6859561
does having an ugly penis negatively effect your life much?
>>6859565
My butt's not good tho
>>6859508
are you literally a skeleton?
>>6859569
wow
>>6859571
but ok*
>>6859570
Not really
I still get a lot of pussy and dick
>>6859561
Gross
>>6859561
No bully
https://unsee.
cc/pisuroza/
So is this like a gay dating thing now?
>>6859579
no mirror rn and it looks bad anyway >~<
im a good girl
ITT: AGP sluts
>>6859597
i wasn't suggesting you post butt silly anon
you can if you wanna tho
>>6859605
DON'T WANNA
>>6859609
then don't?
im aap
>>6859616
i'm a boy
tfw ur brain is broken
>>6859618
im mommys little boy
>>6859623
i'm mtftm
male to female to mommy
>>6859616
haha gross
>>6859625
good girl
If you look real hard you can see the tip
https://unsee.
cc/bisegora/
I got my paycheck! But the hours are short! But I know why so hopefully it can be fixed!
Now to plan out what to do with $300
>>6859641
Save for your future
>tfw Sass missed posting dicks
this is like one of the saddest days of my life.
>>6859641
$300 bad dragon order
>>6859644
Hi Sass <3
im afraid of getting out of bed but ny pills so i stop being afraid of getting out of bed are across my room what do i do
>>6859641
Put a quarter of it in a savings account
>>6859647
catch them with a fishing rod and reel them over to you
does being a yaoi fan make me AAP?
>>6859645
This tbqh, the quality is certainly there.
i made 4 cents of interest
>>6859655
lets make aap yaoi 2gether hehe
elanna passed away on her way to the thread
>>6859646
:3 Best Carol ever!!!!!!!!!!
>>6859664
kiwi casts revive
heals for max health
Sup /b/
Will I ever be a femboy?
https://unsee.
cc/gutozesi/
>>6859664
Accidents while typing in the url have taken too many lives. R I P
>>6859662
L-lewd
>>6859655
no it makes u a fujoshi like me
>>6859677
its only lewd if u want it to be lewd
>>6859655
that's a cute raichu
i want q gf but im afraid of going outside
>>6859670
>not casting resurrection
why tho?
>>6859672
>Sup /b/
tfw no aap gf
Home now
I have a serious headache and need to restart my computer
So phone still for now
>>6859682
elanna is going to eat brains now?
>>6859682
hugg elann
>>6859684
Reincarnation. With some luck, she'll come back as a hamster. You can never have enough hamsters.
>>6859690
Are you implying you want to be lewd with me?
waow
>>6859697
you seem a lot more peppy than usual
>>6859698
You implied that :f
>>6859686
Ron Paul anon
hm todays been fun
>anxious at sixth form college
>barely talk to anyone all day
>get back
>my mom managed to break off relations with family by calling their dad a pedo in public
>sister calls
>mom refuses to let her talk to me
>pulls out phone line
>later comes into my room
>warns me not to get involved with family row "for my own sanity"
and as an added bonus:
>therapist appointment letter for me is addressed to my mom
I'm kinda panicky rn mtfg
should i buy 3.5 pounds of gluten y/n
>>6859702
Tbh, I'm in a pretty good mood because I'm almost home from a 3000km road trip.
Feels good to have escaped Alberta on a bit more of a permanent basis.
good morning
>>6859713
wwhy omg
>>6859718
making seitan
>>6859713
Do it.
Learn to make bomb ass seitan.
>>6859707
no i didn't
there isn't any solid proof.
but
but
well i might have
>>6859719
wtf is that
shoutouts to estradiol
>>6859719
oh cool
go ahead, how much is it o:
>>6859730
ive been told it is
>>6859643
>>6859649
That's a smart idea
>>6859645
Should I post me taking a horsecock on mtfg
>>6859714
i was making a zombie joke but im glad you're doing good regardless
this trip for for your sister's wedding, right? how'd that go?
also ive been practicing trying to get the nasal-iness of my voice and it's become even more annoying than trying to get my pitch up
Why do I keep coming here? I already decided to not transition so why am I still here.
Even if I don't come here for 3 months, I get random urges to come back
>>6859735
pls don't
>>6859735
wew
>>6859714
How do I escape
>>6859729
thats a p good amount of food for fifteen bucks
why not
>>6859724
>implying i need proof
>>6859742
>>6859743
>>6859744
IT WAS JUST A JOKE
>>6859750
this is what i am implying
>>6859751
it's not a joke until u post it ;]
>>6859739
to learn about science
I was doing some reading on second language acquisition last night.
I think I've found a perfect analogy for transition.
It's commonly believed that languages can't be learnt after the age of 12-16.
Like, you can learn them, but they get put in a different part of the brain from "actual language" (which has since become 'unmalleable') which prevents you from ever gaining proficiency.
So, if you haven't learnt a language by around that age, there is literally no point even trying. You are going to put in four or five times the effort, and never achieve beyond 'satisfactory'.
I don't think I need to point out the similarities.
brb
gotta go hero
>>6859729
>fake meat made from gluten
L A M E
my friend was a vegetarian and always he had fake meat
i was like, eating meat is the worst thing about being a meat eater
just eat normal stuff with like legumes and shit
>>6859739
you're a tranny
i did the same thing for about two years
it's inevitable
every month you put it off is more you'll regret later
>>6859734
It takes a lot of trial and error to make really good seitan ;-;
Gud luck
>>6859738
Yeah, finally done with travel for a while at least. Wedding went really really well, I'm very happy for my sister.
It's a struggle to get the nasiliness out. Give it time, you'll get there.
>>6859747
Idk, I'd say find a friend in a place you wanna move to. I honestly just got lucky and a lot of things worked out all at once.
>>6859772
>>6859759
>tfw the education system you grew up in didn't start teaching german until high school
>tfw we have a system that literally waits until you can't learn something to teach it
A N G L O S P H E R E
>>6859777
thanks
I was gonna go to the makeup store today
but I am way too lazy
>>6859783
sephora???
what's a makeup store
>>6859773
>find a friend in a place you wanna move to
>tfw i was being used the whole time
well played
>>6859759
so you're not satisfied with reaching the point you call "satisfactory"?
>>6859754
any way i need to sleep
>>6859735
>Should I post me taking a horsecock on mtfg
yes pls
>>6859793
Not for "four or five times the effort".
>>6859788
Curses, it does look as if I have exposed my clever ruse.
>>6859794
sleep well.
nini Hanna <3
>>6859788
>tfw i was being used the whole time
can we kill her now?
>>6859803
>>6859759
this post made me so angry I'm goign to learn a third language just to prove this shit wrong.
i mean this shit should be easy, it's just like learning grammatical rules and then filling in the blanks with stupid vocabulary.
It's like programming, except with accents. lol
What should I learn? portuguese, italian or french?
>>6859787
yeah that
but I don't feel like taking the train into Boston
>>6859803
The only difference between a pig and a pug is I?
:^)
>>6859799
>i don't like putting in effort
i'm not gonna judge though, i don't either.
>>6859812
No.
I'm more than happy to put in the effort.
I'm more than happy to put in double the effort.
But four to five times the effort?
That's like spending 20$ to buy a single bigmac without extras, when everyone else is spending 4$.
I'd probably just go without, at that point.
tfw no qt to give me too many breathmints
>>6859818
do u want some mints i could get some for you
>>6859814
I need to know what my colors or whatever is
fucc anime
>>6859822
do you know what having too many breathmints looks like?
>>6859818
i've only got pic related
too many is like 15kg
>>6859828
>It's too late, I've already grown used to her presence.
;_____________________________;
>>6859827
breathmints
>>6859827
i like the orange tic tacs
they were my fave
now i like the cherry cola ones
and tropical fruit
>>6859807
good luck, i guess
>>6859828
I'm sure I can think of a few ways to make it up to you
>>6859834
ya the assorted rainbow ones
yum
>>6859841
tit tacs
>tfw you will never be adopted by elanna and her roommate
>tfw you will never listen to through the wall as they sleep
>tfw you will never want to sleep with them "because scared of the dark" as soon as you hear a hint of lewd
>tfw you will never have them grow blue balls the size of beanbags
feels bad
>>6859842
tit tacs
>>6859849
skitty tittles
>>6859850
skitty tittles
>>6859854
stop copying me
it's not as fun when i get it done to me ;;
>>6859846
Sorry I have a backlog of mtfg posters to adopt.
>>6859289
Bretty gud.
Had to speak in my class tho.
Why the fuck do professors like to call on ppl who are p much speglords???
>>6859769
How did you eventually give in? I can never force myself to accept it
>>6859846
>tfw you will never want to sleep with them "because scared of the dark" as soon as you hear a hint of lewd
D E V I L I S H
>>6859846
Anon pls this is lewd
>>6859862
i befriended a poster here, and they practically bullied me into accepting it
was for the best though
>>6859871
>i h8 u
o-oh
;;
WOO
Just booked my first lazer session. So ready to start this process. The day I wake up with little to no facial hair is gonna be one of the happiest in my life.
>tfw gf iis at work and you're stuck in the apartment waiting for the clock to tick closer to your classes
Being a full time student is nice since my parents support me in my studies (they want me to be an intellectual type that knows her shit so I can be middle class and support then as they age since my family is kind of trailer trash-ish and blue collar), but the waiting on days without consecutive classes is killer and I just want some snuggles...
>>6859870
did you say lewd?
i think there might be ghosts in my closet
one of you has got to stay in my room --too far away from the other one to do lewd
>>6859880
>tfw too dumb to do studies
>tfw your parents don't support you
>tfw in an area of massive unemployment
if i'm ever on the run from police for killing a local politician, i'll post pics here
Fucking kids!!!!
Just had some little shit try to break into my car in front of my house.
>>6859881
What is your endgame?
>>6859886
are you ok mommy :/
>>6859888
1. sleeping regardless of my fear of the dark
2. you two never getting any ever
>>6859872
No one here will be my friend because I'm way too autistic. Even irl I only have one friend
>>6859893
>2. you two never getting any ever
But we're totally platonic roommates with our own rooms and beds and everything.
i have the worst fucking migraine anyone has ever had and i want to die. can one of you finally fucking kill me? ya'll been talking about it forever
>>6859903
do u ever cuddle
>>6859899
i'm sure that's not true
i would, but i don't think i'm in a good enough state of mind to give advice yet
i was explaining to some toddlers the other day the futility of life, and how modern society is set up almost like a ponzi scheme to benefit the ancestors of the wealthy by leaching on the working class
>>6859890
of course
I kicked the kids ass and handed him to the police
>>6859903
>>6859893
This. Get your mind out of the gutter anon. We're completely platonic.
>>6859914
yep uhuh
100%
fully
trufax
>>6859914
do u ever cuddle
>>6859909
This. Friends close enough to cuddle platonically that eventually start falling for each other is such a romantic image...
>>6859909
Yeah. Friends can cuddle.
stop talking about elanna and sbi
my nose is gonna bleed ;_;
>>6859918
P-platonically yes
>>6859924
Who the fuck is sbi?
>>6859908
yeah i'll do it
recreational codeine is a really nice feel
I used cwe dw
>in boring college class I'm just taking for a GE credit
>attendance REQUIRED
>it's 3 fucking hours long, but thankfully the professor gives us a 20 minute break mid way through to get lunch or use the bathroom if needed
>professor is going off on a political tangent and not actually teaching shit today
>decide to put a shitty romance book behind my textbook and read it instead
>tear up because it's so romantic
>oh fuck, try to hide it as best I can
>during the break the professor calls me over when everybody else has left and asks me if the material is affecting me emotionally and says he would understand if I decided to leave early
>chapter in the textbook was on the Bosnian genocide
>I stayed through the rest of the lecture out of guilt
I'm absolutely horrible. Also, apparently romance stories make me cry now. Thanks, estrogen.
>>6859949
Professor seems nice
Police report filed and I feel satisfied for throwing another piece of shit in jail
>>6859964
he was a good boy bout to get his life on track he dindu nuffin
>>6859964
what happened?
>>6859959
He's okay. I'm on his good side, though, because I had a discussion about some material with him in office hours and he knows my name. Honestly, though, the main reason he does this nice guy schtick is because he is a literal Marxist and has bought into the safe space meme to the point where there is no discussion outside of a feminist or black/Chicano nationalist framework, even though the class is about modern European history. He's honestly kind of a hardass, but only to the white guys in the class. I think it's kind of fucked up, but I'll take advantage if it to get an easy GE credit.
is my girlfriend here right now
she rocks
>>6859975
oh...I hope he gets his life on track
>>6859979
yes hi im here
why havent u emailed me yet
>>6859987
not brave enough, still trying to work up the courage
i just wanted to stop by the thread to let you know u rock and i love ya babe
>>6859990
ok... theres no need to be shy im pretty easy to talk to...
thank you though ily2!
>>6859986
He better
He's lucky I didn't break his arm
>tfw my boyfriend's friend and his girlfriend have expressed interest in fucking me
>she wants to dominate me with a strap on
>boyfriend currently arranging a foursome
>>6859999
lol
>>6859996
now now
violence isn't the answer
besides that might give him the ability to try and throw an assault charge on you
while right now he is the only one who has done something wrong
>>6859999
>>6860003
Not here in TN
If he is trespassing on my property, I can use whatever force to stop him
Apparently I'm a 36C now. I thought my tits grew a little bit but wew.
>>6860008
w-where did Velma-chan go you cookie person! someone get the milk!
>>6860015
Well time to off myself
>>6859999
so everyones going to end up fucking you lol have fun
>>6860025
lol
I'm having an anxiety attack and a terrible headachd I want to throw up..but I have to drive to work..
>>6860014
well....still
if he knows where your property is I think it would be unwise to get him more angry then the report already is
>>6860025
why?
>>6860015
post boobies pls
>>6860015
I guarantee you're measuring wrong or you are fatter than I thought
>>6860018
I am just gonna keep it Velma on my phone and snicker on my computer
>>6859999
he's leaving you and they all wanna steal your stuff myfam
>>6860033
take deep breaths beep everything will be ok
have you been eating enough lately?
>>6860014
>tfw you're from California and the last guy in your town to violently stop a good boy 'bout to get his life on track from burglarizing his home and potentially harming his family was literally sued by the family of the burglar (who coincidentally had done time for aggravated assault) and went bankrupt paying for the "emotional damage" of knowing their criminal son got shot
Dindus... not even once.
>>6860049
>no
pls ill be ur best friend
>>6860043
I don't think so. I'm trying to drink water but it hurts and my body doesn't want it.
>>6860056
I need dis
>>6860057
you gotta eat beep that's probably why you feel sick and have a headache
take small sips of water
>>6860036
Cause my boobs will
Never get that big
Fuck you
>>6860041
fine I'll be nice and give you huggs
>>6860056
k-kinda
I've never self harmed but now I'm thinking of it. Talk me out of it please.
>>6860081
yay
>>6860049
you might have to do a trans/wide calculator
normal calculators say im 34DD
but i know its really 34C
kaiser permanente makes me want to cut myself
>>6860094
don't do it pls it's addictive l-lol hard to stop
I just saw a juvenile cockroach in my apartment. No matter what I try these fuckers will never leave me alone. Serves me right for living in some slumlorded shit near my university that's full of 19 year old slobs and elderly couples who've lived here for decades and never clean.
I wish my body was small I hate women's medium
>>6860056
That's not what the flag is supposed to look like, the color and lines are all wrong.
>>6860091
don't net contribute to the suffering of this world
>>6860078
How long have you been on hrt? On me they are kinda small idk
>>6860096
ill have to try on bras and stuff to figure it out i guess
i need a new bra tho i know that much
i need more than 1 :T
>tfw not being gangbanged
>>6860102
>medium
Bitch please
>>6860014
>summary execution of burglars
'murica
>>6860091
This is the same state where Bernie got flak for opposing a bill that would let shooting victims sue legitimate gun manufacturers, so... yeah, unless you're a colored thug, California doesn't give a shit about you. This state is overrun with absolute scum now.
>>6860102
I don't even know if they make women's clothes in my size outside of special orders.
>>6860102
>tfw no Angie bf
:(
>>6860102
>mfw I need a L or XL to fit in anything
I'm not even fat. I'm just broad-shouldered. Fitting a M is fucking great and I'm jealous of you.
>>6860108
You don't know that they're just going to steal stuff, it's reasonable to consider intruders breaking into your house as possibly threatening the lives of the people there and using lethal force to neutralize that threat.
>>6860123
>I wear XL
>I'm not fat
>>6860127
LIVING IN AMERICA
>>6860132
It really is.
Stop being so fat.
>>6860108
>weapons sweeps in government-issued poverty level apartments that result in confiscation of sticks, kitchen knives, sports equipment, and a small piece of plumbing pipe
How's life in Oceania?
>>6860129
she's talking bout women's clothes on a male frame
>>6859330
Do not bring an air soft gun imitation firearms used to threaten is a FELONY and you're in Chicago so at the best you'll get fined and at the worst...
That and I doubt your work has a carry policy anyway.
>>6860139
Yes I'm sure you're just big boned
I just wanna kill myself and take all the pain away from everything
>>6860106
just wear smaller bras to be the ultimate trickster
also yeah so this is the last picture i could find of mine but basically the measuring tape and stuff say they are 34DD, but i'm pretty sure they are 34C
>>6860144
I'm 5'9 at 142lbs
Is this Elanna?
I smell elanna
>>6860129
I'm a fucking skeleton with muscular legs from hiking and broad shoulders from testosterone poisoning. I can fit in a men's medium or a Target women's large, but in any mall tier women's section like at Uniqlo or Cotton On, I end up having to wear a L or XL. Otherwise it's just too tight on my shoulders. And besides, even if I am skinnyfat and delusional regarding my self image, at least I'm not British.
>>6860144
>that pic
i might be getting some tonight :3 im sleeping over at his house
>>6860132
because there is already enough of it without people going out of their way to make more.
"if you can't help someone, atleast don't hurt them"
-Dalai Lama
>>6860153
Yeah, it's Elanna.
Also, I'm just giving you a hard time, obv a medium isn't fat. I don't know why you're complaining about it desu
>>6860127
I mean
I think there is a place between just shooting someone and not having a gun at all
you can point it at them and try and scare them off, or hold them there till the police arrive.
or if they also have a gun or charge you can shoot
>>6860170
be the change you want in the world
h-hi
>>6860182
hi shannon
>>6860136
>London murder rate : 1.6 per 100,000 people
>Baltimore murder rate: 54.8 per 100,000 people
Life is good here, thanks for asking.
>>6860156
Isn't hormones supposed to melt muscle? I have the same problem from cycling and I stopped to hope it goes away.
>at least I'm not British
If you fell and broke your leg while hiking how much would your hospital bill be my burger friend?
>>6860151
>those extra hands
I want this so bad ;_;
>>6860187
I just started kicking my biking routine into high gear because soon it will be winter
I was a rock climber before this...
>>6860190
i wanna be a spidergirl too grace
>>6860166
I'm too much of a pussy to take my own life. I rather have someone else do it
I'm gay
>>6860197
>tfw no mommy spider nim to tuck you safely into your web at night
>>6860184
>Hi...
hey Angie, got a trip again?
>>6860186
hi nonny :)
>tfw from the spider country
a spider gf is great until she gets pregnant and eats you
oh gosh
Hillary just said she will be ready with serious political, economic, and military responses to cyberattacks, like the ones from Russia and China
>Trump says the Geneva conventions are the problem
>and we have to "fight fire with fire" against ISIS
Honestly not sure who I am scared of more
>>6860206
Just a temp
Should I start taking 2 mg of E again? I mean I have the prescription so I'm basically just wasting 75 percent of my E. Do super high E levels really matter that much?
>>6860190
oki sorry, that was the only one i had, gf likes touching them too much
>>6860219
Doesn't having too high of E cause blood clots or something?
>>6860219
With your hormonal condition I'd seek specialist advice.
>>6860203
Proud of you
i like the lineart on that picture
>>6860208
idk, I just don't feel the need
>>6860214
terrible terrible
>>6860187
>Baltimore
Please don't count our blacks. If we hadn't imported them, we would have the murder rate of Luxembourg.
>>6860224
>tfw woke up with a cramp in my leg this morning
It's probably on it's way to my heart as we speak.
Hello stupid thread I'm in a sour disposition today.
>>6860235
We told you that slaving was bad way back in 1807 but you wouldn't listen.
>>6860240
Hello Sass.
>>6860245
My bf's grandma hates blacks and still believes they should be slaves
>>6860240
Aww :(
What happened Sass?
>>6860245
My family didn't come here until the 1890s, at which point we worked our asses off to become middle class farmers in two generations. Not my fault some Anglo-American morons decided to keep it going and foster that helpless slave mentality. And besides, you Brits were the ones that started shipping Africans here en masse, anyways. You guys fucked up America, and then you turned your own country into an Orwellian nightmare. It's hilarious, honestly.
>>6860245
yeah well the jews and black africans who sold us the slaves were really good salesmen
>>6860261
>brits
http://davidduke.com/jewish-role-african-slave-trade-highlighted-new-dutch-jewish-book/
>>6860223
>gf likes touching them too much
>>6860267
>cheska
>>6860277
>citing david duke
you're the same anon that reads alt-right fanfic at breibart.com, right?
>>6860253
>you will never marry Angie's bf's grandma and get spankings from granny for showing an iota if respect to a spic
Feels bad...
>>6860286
it was the first link that popped up on google
i want someone to massage my boobs.
nipponfaye where r u
>>6860287
What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
>>6860289
Awww
>>6860287
I will shove a habanero down your ass if you keep up with this racist shit against hispanics.
im the cupcake
>>6860296
I don't actually want that. It was fun to type, though.
>>6860301
>implying my goal is anything but getting someone to abuse me physically
What do you think I am, emotionally healthy?
>>6860308
idiot
>>6860271
Naps sometimes help :D
*huuugs*
>>6860308
is there an a wyatt mann comic about trannies
>>6860289
Hey cheska you looking for a cute bf?
who hear uses this thread as masturbation fuel?
I do
>>6860303
hi cupcake
>>6860298
glasses are very important to me
>>6860321
no, i have a cute bf and i am also a cute bf. but thank you friend
>>6860320
This. I want to read something along the lines of Homosexuality: Legitimate Alternate Deathstyle, but for trannies. I need something to satisfy my masochistic urges.
>>6860323
why bother? i have mirrors
>>6860312
but do you like to be abused like psychologically, like someone making fun of your shortcomings and inadequacies?
>>6860320
No because those comics were made way back in like 2001 long before conservitards lost interest in gays and moved on to bashing trannies
>>6860335
: (
>>6860332
something about fucked up impossibly vulnerable people, I guess. I graduated from /d/ i guess when i learned nothing was more deviant then reality
ok, I'm taking a nap to see if i wake up in a less shit mood.
>>6860333
Sass, that anon wasn't even making a racist joke directed at you. It was shitposting about wanting to be dommed by a racist granny. It was some Louis CK tier joke. Lighten up.
>>6860327
whassup
>>6860329
>glasses are very important to me
i-i'm gonna pick out a new pair soon, should i send you pics of different frames i might get?
i worry that im gonna be alone forever
>>6860351
It's all good. Hope you feel better after your nap! <3
>>6860355
same
i think i might even be in a relationship but i'm still worried
>>6860359
>i think i might even be in a relationship
uh how does that work?
oh god
I am addicted to butterscotch candy
>>6860350
sure, im real cruddy at choosing glasses though.
i highly recommend the cumcatcher variety
>>6860355
arent you meeting a nice chaser boy today?
>>6860367
cumcatcher?
>>6860365
i luv butterscotch <3
>>6860380
ikr
>>6860378
just large frames made for people that get cum on their face all the time
>>6860355
Keep getting surgery until everyone likes me is my plan. Given up on ever emotionally connecting with anyone, I'm just too different to everyone else.
how do you deal with not having a gt after srs?
>>6860393
you rub your cheek muscles to stop them from being sore from smiling so much
>>6860386
yumyum
Tfw big feet
Do they make women's shoes this big
>>6860391
maybe stop pressing your opinions on everyone and realize that your opinions are not fact. literally every thread i see you in you are arguing with someone, even if it's semantics.
maybe when you accept ppl and realize that opinions are opinions and you can still be friends, lovers, w/e you will understand. idk, just my impression of you compared to most trips here who bicker over drama or like kayla hating passers and stuff top kekkers
>>6860393
What the fuck is a gt
>>6860403
i'm not an expert on glasses i just choose the ones i likeee
>>6860421
I want to get bigger ones soon
>>6860417
The worst season of DragonBall.
>>6860417
a dick on a tranny
>>6860429
>The worst season of DragonBall.
>season
worse non canon series shit ive ever seen in my life
>>6860434
a
dick on
a
tranny
>>6860373
I told him not to come but idk if he saw that
I got anxious and sperged out
I think that I'll truly never be female.
I still can't see a female when I look in the mirror. The best I see is a fem boy and it makes me feel ill inside.
This dysphoria never goes away.
And now just had a hairdresser mess up my hair by having her take off more than she should have. I told her 1/2", 1 1/2"!
>>6860409
Well the last thing I remember arguing about here was EM radiation and everything I said was a fact you know like written in a quantum mechanics textbook kind of fact. How about you disprove the things I say instead of crying "waah keep your views to yourself because it upsets me!"
>>6860444
ur a girl angie
can i be ur gf
>>6860444
I'm sure your hair looks fine
>>6860448
are you a science teacher
>>6860417
Girltinkler.
>>6860448
>How about you disprove the things
im not talking about the facts, im talking about the subjective stuff but okay my man whatever you say always on the defensive this is why i dont trip ppl like you disgust me
good bye
im high hello
>>6860463
Did you really buy heroin to OD on lol? Someone told me you did.
>>6860468
i have heroin
it arrived yesterday
i trashed it though.
i regretted purchasing it (:
i forgot who i told that though
>>6860457
Who the hell came up with that?
>>6860472
Well that's good lmao, I was legit worried for a second that you were actually gonna do it since I kept saying that it'd be the easiest/best way to OD on something if one was gonna an hero.
What you high on?
>>6860473
same but I'll be fine with losing some when I get it cut next month
>>6860477
well idk if this is dumb but
i took 2mg ativan and kratom
so i feel relatively nice.
but yeah i did buy heroin, it looked
really tempting
>>6860458
Cartman is a white supremacist, I get on fine with him
Quid is a feminist, I get on fine with her
Phienchen likes the Nazis, I think she's great.
Isla seems to hate black people, don't have a problem with her.
See these people can debate their views without throwing a hissy fit.
>>6860481
Ah okay then. Stay safe or rather, just relax ^^
>>6860478
All I wanted was the ends trimmed but I got more than that :/
>>6860492
*hug*
like I said, I'm sure it looks nice
Niggers
I left
I haven't been here for awhile if anyone says they're me they're lying i'm out gone dead if that anon wants to use mado idc Mado's dead gone buh bye
Mado##fag peace
>>6860497
pls dont die :(
>>6860475
This girl that flew to NYC with me and I dommed her and we went to a charity ball thing and ate at this great ramen place (and other great places but that comes to mind) in hells kitchen and made out in central park and stuff and it was cool, it's what my okc profile picture is from
>high
>going to get bloods done
wish me luck
>>6860488
i plan on it
>>6860486
im scared of black men that have deep voices specifically.
the only thing i hate is gang culture
which is traditionally blacks.
also mexicans.
I hate those types.
but other than that i dont hate them.
Just scared of black people due to past trauma
>>6860497
ily mado
kero kero kero
>>6860498
She means she doesn't post here anymore.
>>6860483
It's not that it's bad.
She just made it shorter than she should have :/
>>6860509
I know tho, I liked mado but and if she isnt hanging out here no more then :(
>>6860504
>and stuff
So agp or drugs?
>Tfw when your fiancee gropes you and says "dayum babygirl you're getting thicc"
I.. Uh... >\\\\<
>>6860495
Sheen are you still on that starvation diet? Why not join my Patrician ™ diet?
>2x shredded wheat biscuits w/ milk - 300 cals
>1x wholemeal ham sandwich - 250 cals
>1x KFC zinger box meal - 1050 cals
1600 calorie total and it doesn't even feel like dieting.
>>6860506
Well you explained your reason and you're civil to me here regardless so contrary to what that anon said I have never gotten mad at you over it. Am I right?
>>6860427
just make sure they are a decent shape, well iunno its so terrible trying to choose out your own glasses
>>6860483
i would get some if they weren't such a hassle to take care of every day. plus i never go outside and i have a few pairs left that i wear when i have to go to something formal
>>6860524
Jelly
I wish I called off I have so many dishes to do
>>6860524
Is your girlfriend a black man?
>>6860532
How do your employers gender you? Just curious.
>>6860532
Are you in Chicago?
>>6860536
@///////@
>>6860532
where do u work
>>6860532
Your apron is bothering me so god damn much. It hangs too low and there's not even straps to adjust it! It should go up to at least above your nipple imo.
This coming from someone who wears an apron 36 hours a week and would go crazy wearing that.
>>6860525
sounds nice, but I'm not starving myself
I'm on a cholesterol lowering diet
roughly 1000cal
>sachet of instant oats + milk
>handful of olives as a snack
>handful of almonds as a snack
>tin of oily fish either eaten by itself or stirred through a small serving of high fibre pasta or on some ryvita crackers
>>6860536
(you)
>>6860559
I wish I was thicc
I hate being a skeleton
>>6860532
you look pretty cute in your uniform tho
>>6860565
I still want to lose 50lbs tho
>>6860541
Female
>>6860544
Hour out but yea
>>6860547
Fast food place, kinda paranoid rn
>>6860555
Is this better?
>>6860559
And what is your spirit animal?
>>6860570
oo okie
>>6860588
Well I need to figure out how to get to Ireland
>>6860519
wat lol
>>6860565
>tfw too thicc
I think my roommate might be a lesbian. I'm helping her move more stuff in and I saw she has hardcopy yuri. She seemed super embarrassed when I asked if she wanted me to move her gay-box into her bedroom.
Do you think she might be into girldick?
>>6860601
If I could just get 4"
added to my ass/hips, I'd be happy
>>6860532
I can't be the only one that thought of this.
>>6860605
People say my thighs are too fat
You can have some of mine
>>6860613
My thighs are 22 1/2"
>>6860603
What yuri does she have, does she have shit taste?
>>6860609
saved for posterity
>>6860588
>Plenty. I'm fat as.
>For real
You don't look it in the face. Which feels like the opposite of my problem. I've lost the last... 20lbs while on hrt and it feels like my face didn't get the memo. People say it seems like I've lost weight; I get that a lot, but I can't see it.
>>6860617
Please at least have someone more competent at photoshop re-make it or something.
>>6860616
I saw Girlfriends and Cirtrus. Pretty mixed.
>>6860615
I don't know what that means desu
>>6860625
Oh, porn yuri. That's pretty far off the deep end.
>>6860629
*hugg*
>>6860630
Thanks
I'm kinda self conscious about them
and everything really
I've been on hormones for 3 years and still present male. What do
>>6860632
Those aren't porn. Citrus is trashy but not porn.
Although I'm informed that she does have yuri porn. She's definitely a gayfer.
>>6860637
Just be a fem boy like me
>>6860637
stop presenting male
>>6860637
Stop presenting male.
Bonus elanna advice: start presenting female.
>>6860638
is this elann
>>6860637
Have you at least been femboying it up? Stepped up your eyebrow game? Light make up?
How are the boobs?
Also check levels.
>tfw want to go to one of these nights
>tfw no-one to go with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfRJhmC-G1Y
>>6860647
What's your underbust like
>>6860644
N-no that's my roommate
>>6860637
If you're happy with that, it's not a problem. I'm guessing from your frog post that you're not happy with it though.
What's been stopping you?
>>6860649
34"
>tfw getting fucked tonight
im excted :3
>>6860655
Just a tad bit bigger than mine
Guess we're fucked
>>6860650
do you ever have hot lesbian sex
>>6860655
Were you always this thick around the middle?
>>6860661
no second time!
gdi, 300mg is really starting to bring out the ol' cocklust I think
>>6860658
She very hesitantly said
>uhh... so far... not... really?
>>6860650
Don't let her(?) make you feel uncertain about your orientation. Remember, you're secure enough in your heterosexuality to read gay girl cartoons.
>>6860656
>tfw ywn know this feel
>>6860665
know you know my suffering
>>6860664
Same person?
>>6860666
quit lying Satan I see thru ur tricks
>>6860665
QUID
>>6860665
I thought you were lesbian
>>6860661
It's a wonderful thing.
I've lost 8kg in the last couple months and my thighs have gotten thicker though
>>6860657
Guess so. Too thicc to be a boy, too thick to be a girl
>>6860660
I think so?
I never noticed but looking back at pictures and things it looks like I've always carried fat around hips and thighs
>>6860673
Some lesbians have penises, get over it.
>>6860670
different guy the Chad was cute but really dumb and desu his dick wasn't long enough he had to thrust really hard just to hit the right spot so it left me a little unsatisfied.
he got demoted ro occasionally a booty call status instead of bf
>>6860664
Lucky girl!
i want friends
>>6860690
i want my friend back
>>6860684
H-how big was it?
>>6860676
Life is suffering
What sizes do you wear usually
>>6860684
How long is long enough?
>>6860700
Isn't girth more important?
>>6860669
i will remain pure tho
moshi moshi
>>6860705
depends if you hit the cervix/prostate or not
>>6860696
are you sure you are a lesbian?
>>6860668
>tfw you will be alone
>tfw there's no way out of the ugly tranny life
>>6860710
no I'm pan ;-; but boys suck ;-;
>>6860712
Iktf
My bf should dump me
>>6860715
>boys suck
if youre lucky
>>6860693
i think like 4-5 inches I didn't have a ruler on me, but it wasn't long enough for my body :(
also hiiii Velma-chan huggs
>>6860700
prolly like 6 inches at least because the 4-5in range seems just short of the perfect size
>>6860706
so you say for now. I said that once too then the dicklust because unbearable
>>6860695
Uk14 jeans, and 12-14 tops
I wanna be a waif
>>6860722
a lot of boys wanna suck desu...
feelsweird
>38" underbust
can somebody murder me pretty please?
>>6860727
34 makes me feel like a monster
>>6860723
Oh...I see
Why do you like this trip so much?
two satelites decide to get married
the wedding wasnt much but the reception was incredible
>>6860732
bc you look like Velma from the movies :3
>>6860733
dad stop embarrassing me
>>6860726
hi froggy
>>6860727
Just lose weight.
>>6860751
hi tadpole bb
>>6860757
baka
>45" underbust
I hope its just because I'm obese
>>6860737
>32.5
thats average though?
>>6860738
I guuuuess
>>6860712
iktf
>>6860752
This. I would think you would have to be pretty damn tall to be a 38" chest and not have padding.
I haven't measured my chest but my 34-36" male small v necks fit the way I like them too. The boobs are starting to warp that though. Plus my shoulders... bleh
>>6860757
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
>>6860762
hey pleb! how are you?
>>6860710
I require SRS after viewing this gif
>>6860781
but it's cuter w/ a pp
>>6860788
Dicks rubbing Dicks is the only pure love
>>6860763
Not for a girl at my height and weight.
Girls my height and weight are usually 28-29" underbust
>>6860781
I want to feel the girth and length of a throbbing penis inside my genitals
>>6860796
What is your height and weight?
>>6860767
are you ever going to tell us who you were having sexual thoughts about snickssss
Can we get a transgirl chat goin on discord?
https://discord.gg/jpuSQ
https://discord.gg/uncUrjw
Sorry fucked up heres the link to the transgirl discord!