/mtfg/ - Transwoman General

>>6860798
thats shooped and looks gross

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thicc

i got my bloods done
woo
now soon i have to get a sacroiliac x-ray soon
fucc

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>>6860811

whats the difference between a black man and a pizza

a pizza can feed a family of 4

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QUESTION:

How much money can I make on cam with a cisgirl? I'm mtf and I pass decently. I have a cisgirlfriend who is extremely cute.

Any estimates on how much we could make?

>>6860800
No no a soft, quiet, shy femboy who just realized he likes boys, and a big strong guy who has conflicted feelings because he thought he was straight up until he met this boy that makes his heart flutter so he avoids him to avoid these feelings until one day he has to save the cute boy from some bullies and they fall in love.

Also he makes the femboy choke on his dick and beats the fuck out of him and gives good aftercare

>>6860818
a pizza cannot do that.
what kind of family is that
a bunch of anorexics?

>>6860820
No idea, probably depends how much you market it and what exactly you'd be doing.

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>>6860817
mem

>>6860818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

>>6860814
i haven't gotten bloods done since i started hrt
feelsbadman
>>6860817
memes

>>6860825
how are toast and your dad the same

if theyre black youre not gonna eat

>>6860820
depends on how long it is.
Depends on skin color, voice, and attractiveness.
There are a ton of variables.
Anywhere from $80 for a few hours to $600 every few hours depending.
>>6860831
damn well
i've gotten
25 tubes done since august 15th.
My blood is desirable :p
>>6860832
my dad wouldn't feed me anyways
and hes white
lul

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>>6860821
Oh gosh

>>6860809
5'9"
142lbs

>>6860837
b-but why

>tfw you finally fuck a girl and all your feelings about wanting to be a woman fade away
God it was great. I guess I'm not a tranny.

Thank fucking Christ.

>>6860842
that just means you got your pride back anon
congrats

dont lose it
it's what makes us men

>>6860839
Yaoi is pure

>>6860841
well i had 11-12 because of my overdose
5 for checkup reasons
3 for rheumatoid checks
3 more for a few other things today

>>6860840
thats average for your height and weight

>>6860842
same
o wait
XD
>>6860848
b-but wat if u run out

>>6860840
are you a tranny?
if so thats definitely a little on the pudgy side

>>6860839
>>6860846

post gt
dick cock
just post.
>>6860851
then i die uguu

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>>6860798

>tfw thicc

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i make too many memes for this place
you should be thankful

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Just woke up from a wet dream
Why does it end at the good part

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>>6860667
Exactly.
I just like Chinese lesbian cartoons about girls holding hands and kissing and stuff. Doesn't make me gay.

>>6860856
uguu
>>6860859
thank you goddess

>>6860850
Not for my under bust
Women my height and weight are much thinner because they carry more weight to their bottoms unlike me :(

>>6860857
That ass

>>6860853
What do you mean

>>6860821
Basic, stop reading the gay male fantasies in my head. I did not give you permission to read my mind.

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>>6860862
that's mommy to you

>>6860860
so i could make it better ecksdee
>>6860862
desu desu

>>6860865
you were having sexual thoughts about someone before and didnt tell
a friend ?

>>6860864
>Not for my under bust
yes for your underbust
you aren't 5'3 and 100lbs
32" is fine

>>6860867
s-saved for when I'm sad
thanks mommy

>>6860868
There you go being lewd again >_>

>>6860871
I'm saying I know women my height with a much smaller underbust and it makes me so fucking jealous

>>6860870
It's not like you guys would know them or anything

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>>6860876
yeah
i've been really helplessly lewd recently.

>>6860877
they are lucky then

whats the most confusing day in harlem

father's day

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>>6860873
/headpats

>>6860879
no but its like a romance story
whos the boy toy, tell us about him

>>6860877
You're not going to have an ideal feminine figure. Very few cis women do. It's time to start the acceptance.

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>>6860883
>Being a racist
Ugh...
Please stop this is a safespace

>>6860884
that's me

oh god
my dad wants to visit me later in the week and my mum is pleading me to go through with it
he sent me a letter today saying how he's gonna pay for second opinions to prove that I'm wrong thinking that I'm trans and have just been influenced by my friends etc.
I don't even have any adults to turn to ;-; idk what to do

>>6860882
They are

>>6860886
I know and it fucking hurts

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>>6860770
kill la kill me
>>6860780
p decent desu. hbu?
>>6860782
fugggg, saved for tfw you'll never look this good folder
>>6860886
>>You're not going to have an ideal feminine figure
>mfw

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>>6860881
Well everyone is lewd as heck some people are just really good at hiding it

>>6860889
ill have to use my justice uppercut

>>6860877
http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/kate-moss/8-naked-supermodels-very-different-measurements-love-magazine.html

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>>6860891
that's you
>>6860895
hi pleb

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>>6860885
u-um
...it was a girl

>still using cis instead of regular or normal
Let's be honest, it sounds retarded. I don't care what the origins are.

>>6860899
Just please be considerate and not be a shitlord in the future thanks

>tfw youre the ugliest long island trip

>>6860902
girl toy*
a friend? looking for a relationship maybe

>>6860906
that's not kiwi desu

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>>6860895
hi pleb
>>6860901
i blush
wew
>>6860906
b-but im there
soon(tm)

>>6860908
n-not really
i'm not looking for a relationship right now
it was just like...kissing and stuff

>>6860904
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cis-
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/trans-

>>6860912
in my fantasy I mean!

>>6860900
They got proportional bodies unlike me who is 34-29-37 :/

>>6860912
why arent you looking
wait...it wasnt a mtfg user was it

>>6860917
you really are delusional

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>>6860910
those are cute anime boys

>>6860904
It *does* sound retarded, but trans people are fucking crazy enough without constantly referring to non-trans people as "normal" to imply that they're freaks. There's enough knives to hurt ourselves with without that one.

It's hugboxy as fuck though, I'll give you that. I guess when the distinction needs to be made it's better to someone as not-trans when needing to make the distinction.

>>6860922
I am not
Their waist to hip is about .70

https://unsee.cc
/gotebizu/
tfw ribcage tilts me everytime
makes my figure dumb
>>6860898
but im super lewd.
recently.

>>6860917
>unlike me who is 34-29-37
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwegwXwwHs

>>6860931
>says she's not eating
hehehe

>>6860901
hi!
>>6860906
>>6860909
>thinking anyone can compete with me for that
come on now, senpaitachi
>>6860910
hii
>>6860930
shr is more important than whr.

>>6860929
It's not hugbox-y. trans- and cis- are relative terms, meaning to say someone is "trans" makes no fucking sense unless "cis" also exists.

>>6860936
Keep laughing
I know my body sucks

>>6860918
just not ready for that kind of commitment
...what would make you think that?

>>6860941
My shoulders are bad at 16 1/2"

>>6860931
You atleast better of than me, my body is shite

>>6860946
you're fine you stupid cunt

>>6860948
ever been in a serious relationship? commitment sux
lol it is, isn't it! who?

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>>6860925
we're cute anime boys
>>6860931
my friend said it's a boy
'u can just kinda tell'
feelsbadman

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can i get a suggestion team

>>6860915
I already told you I don't give a shit what it mean.

>>6860960
TWW

>>6860955
>fine
Ok if you say so

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>>6860953
holy fuck you're a living meme

>>6860939
i've lost a lot of weight.
Literally 18-20 lbs in the past month.
>>6860954
I'll make you feel like you have a beautiful body.
>>6860959
well yeah u can tell my body is a boy body

>>6860925
Wait >>6860910 are traps?
Because someone sauce me, I'm curious.

>>6860957
o-once...it's a long story I would rather not talk about
what? no...that would be weird

>>6860960
who's your daddy
>>6860968
no is qt body
my bad
>>6860969
is yuri

>>6860941
hru doing?
>>6860959
<33
>>6860969
yes me and pookie are traps

>>6860971
was it a bad relationship
oh...some random person on the street ?

>>6860968
Aw thats sweet <3

>>6860962
which faction

>>6860968
yikes

>>6860944
Words only exist so people understand what you're talking about. If I say I know a regular chick and a trans chick no one is not gonna know what I'm talking about.

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I'd completely forgotten how ridiculous angie is

it's been too long

tfw my ribcage clocks the fuck out of me
>>6860974
i really hate the ribcage though...
it just makes me sad

>>6860983
Do you have beastmen DLC?
Vampire counts, beastmen, or chaos. Vampire counts aren't the best with ranged but install a couple mods and you're good

>>6860987
i dun think it's bad ^^
ur waist is small it look gud

>>6860983
yeah
i stopped eating a lot of food
i went from 145 to
well
125 x.x
>>6860982
Okay I just
I'm flirting and joking around
Okay?
I'm not fully serious
i feel like i have to make this a disclaimer but
"I bet its not as sweet as your taste"

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>>6860798
Anybody else here lift weights to be thicc?

>>6860979
not really.
no nothing like that

>>6860986
I'm not ridiculous!

>>6861003
then why dont you want to talk about it
a...family member?

>>6860998
i hate my body :(

>>6860999
h-how tall are u isla

Can anybody talk me out of camwhoring for money? It just seems like a really solid idea. I don't care if people think I'm a slut so that's not really a concern for me. The only I actually have is that I want to be a teacher, so I'd have to cover my tracks quite a bit.

Any input? Seems to me like I could finance my college education by recording myself jerking off.

>>6861013
5'9 ;-;

>>6861009
you're taking the piss at this point right?

>>6861015
thats not bad at all i thought u were like 5'11

>>6860995
theres not really much need for any mods other than radious/greater middenland/conquer everywhere/kislev reskin

>>6861014
seems like youre prideless enough to do it
if youre that little of a human why not just go ahead with it

>>6860999
might wanna keep going until those muffin tops are gone
you mustve been a big girl

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>>6860999
Good luck
This is what youre dealing with
>tfw im soo flat i whont get banned

>>6861017
Because my body sucks and people won't agree with reality

>>6861011
it complicated
no no no

>>6861020
I guess so, your comment doesn't really affect me negatively. In fact I take a lot of pride in the fact that people find me that attractive. It's cool to have that much power over people that they would basically pay money to worship me.

>>6861014
Why not?
Camming for money is easy as fuck and makes decent money
I've made bank and I'm not even cute

>>6861015
oo shorty

>>6861023
did the person break your heart
im sure its a member of mtfg now

>>6861020
Play beastmen

>>6861019
i used to be but i shrunk
>>6861020
no i have the jeans specifically to do that.
: )))
but no i ordered the wrong size online lul
>>6861021
hey that doesn't change the fact youre cute.
nice bulge by the way.
c:
>>6861028
I wish I was short :(
then i could be the little spoon for once ;w;

>>6861021
is that some weird tights ur wearing?

>>6861029
more like...the other way around, although I guess you could say they did too....it's complicated it's complicated

u-um...I plead the fifth

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>>6861022
I know I should stop replying to you but on the offchance you're serious holy shit this is hilarious

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Do I have any hope of passing one day, /mtfg/???

this picture's from back in January when I was trying to convince myself I was just homo, i've grown + recut my hair and stuff since then.
sorry but it's the most recent one i've got.

>>6861021
r those boyshorts
w2c pls

>>6861001
I tried to do push ups today for the first time in years. I was taught to go from arms fully extended to nose to the ground

I got to 2. I used to be able to barely do 20 in high school.
Switching to my knees was a lot easier.

As much as I want to work my thighs and do squats and shit or even starting couch to 5k then going to my job later in the evening just leaves my legs hurting for days so it's just detrimental.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11170982

>>6861039
Prove how my body is ok
Pro tip: you can't

>>6861021
h>>6861022
anna pls

>>6861034
ur p short ^^
>>6861035
i-it's underwear

>>6861038
this sounds interesting. why break their heart if the relationship wasnt bad and how did they do the same thing
lol it is! thats funny

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>>6861031
i already got halfway through their campaign
not really feeling it

i might just play ss13

i like to immerse myself in the campaign a lot so i dont like playing the good guys in these type of games

>>6861024
clothes dont cause muffin tops unless the person is chubby

>>6861024
im sure this is some abstract silly concept i dont understand

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>>6861034
I dunno
i just wish my body wasnt so gross

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>>6861044
http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=UHwegwXwwHs#a_ha_ha_ha_ha%2C_a_ha_ha_ha

>>6861052
it's a long story that I don't want to share on an image board
...I feel dirty

>>6861062
who broke whos heart first
who is it

>>6861059
Those people are wrong

>>6861048
then why is her legs green? :s

>>6860953
They look better than mine desu..
>>6860976
Eh. I want to go home ;-;

>>6861048
i really don't think i am..
i mean im 5'9"
>>6861055
I wanna hug you so you change your mind about that^^
or at least try to help you change your mind about that.
Because I do not find you gross desu

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>>6861059
Eat it

>>6861046
Hey nim

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help i'm alone with my mom how do i come out aaaa

>>6860889
this is not a "safespace" and people like you have pretty much decimated the quality of these threads over the last like 2-3 years . literally any other tranny internet anything is a "safespace". You dont belong here.

>>6861064
yeah wrong just like the medical professionals who diagnosed you

youre fucking retarded and its actually incredibly obnoxious at this point because it actually seems like youre serious

>>6861063
I guess...him?
I'm not gonna say! I already feel like a pervert...

>>6861069
If you saw me in person, you would laugh

>>6861040
i guess that silence means probably not then :/

>>6861015
I thought you were shorter than me this whole time D:

>>6861079
what did he do to you :(
it happens. i bet its korra

tfw biggest supporter of ur magic was dude who beat you up lol

>>6861078
No, medical professionals are wrong
They just confuse dysphoria as BDD

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wew 3 weeks from yesterday is my tranniversary

>>6861040
There's a thread for this I think? Or is that only for people actively demonstrating their attempt at passing?

Your head might seem a bit long. But if you straightened the hair or just grew it our more maybe it'll work? If this is what you want you might as well fucking try it.

I feel like these "will I pass eventually?" requests from people are kind of useless because it's so hard to tell for most people. The important thing is you still have your youth and that will get you pretty far.

That's probably why no one responds to them,

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>>6861075
"Hey mom I'm transgender"
And then see what happens from there

hanna needs huggs
>>6861083
nope
at least im not 5'11 anymore

>>6861081
fampai, you probs look a lot better than me irl.

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>>6861065
l-lighting
>>6861070
that's not bad tho
>>6861089
LEMME VISIT

>>6861077
I was kidding lmao
I've decimated the quality of these threads for lots of other reasons tho

>>6861085
again it's a long story I would really not recount here
I mean you can speculate about whoever you want but I'm not going to confirm any of them.

>>6861092
gosh darn you and your rational thinking

>>6861098
it is to me ._.
like for me
tfw no tall partner

>>6861070
Thanks it means alot
i didnt think id get this dysphoric when i posted it
guess im weak af

>>6861098
o-okie
when i save up enough i'll get you a ticket

>>6861105
tfw burning curiosity
do you have skype

>>6861110
i really wanna hug you ._.
you're so sweet and nice!!
(Not to mention you're cute tho)
but really you are super sweet and nice to talk to

How do I know if I should go to a mental hospital?

>>6861122
do you want to commit suicide?

IC clinic in 2 weeks, should I ask about progesterone?

hehe xd

>>6861122
if you're considering it you probably should

>>6861127
Upvoted

>>6861114
I'm not gonna tell my life story to a stranger on skype

>>6861119
Youre really sweet i dont know even know how to thank you for all your kindness

>>6861131
wow it was that long

>>6861127
same xd

>>6861130
>says he wants me to die
>responds to everything i post

quit crushing on me hailey

>>6861126
Also, injections

Needles don't even really bother me and it would be so much easier not to have to worry about taking it on time when all my other meds don't really matter as long as it's not over 24 hours I forget or something

>>6861111
=w=
nice quads
>>6861122
yea pls

>>6861131
>rather not talk about it
>replies 8 times

>>6861133
well...not my entire life
but like...it's personnel

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People think i'm crazy
brilliant

>>6861145
I mean i'm not gonna go into detail

>>6861126
Yes! I've had noticeable improvements since I started it

>>6861146
was it recent? are you still not over it

>>6861147
>posts simpsons in 2016
of course youre crazy

>>6861132
You don't need to thank me :p
talking to you is nice and id be willin to do it any time
<3

>>6861153
kind of

>>6861151
>replies 9 times

>>6861125
yes but i have no means to set up and i'm stupid

>>6861128
okay...

>>6861160
still in love

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>>6861154
Better than your shitty drake crap

>>6861162
no bully pls

>>6861139
I just want attention senpai
You respond to me too
We've got a good thing going
I certainly don't have a crush on you tho

>>6861163
you might want to seek help then

>>6861168
I don't know honestly
I don't think love is something that just goes away as soon as the break up, but I don't really know if that means you would still want to be in the relationship.

>>6861174
one of my friends told me that too but idk how to tell my mom. she was super worried about me already and thought something horrible happened to me at school

>>6861156
Thanks
I love talking to you aswell
Never forget that youre wonderful <3

>>6861074
how you doin hanna

>>6861176
ow. sorry he hurt you
fwiw i know how it feels to love someone who doesnt feel the same way

>>6861170
i dont like drake
i like the meme
he makes a lot of funny faces\

>>6861172
i think im above your league to be ache

>>6861178
thank youuu ><
you're wonderful too!!
anythin on your mind?
>>6861177
just
try and seek help
maybe call a hotline?

>>6861181
I mean...he does
it's complicated tho
so maybe we should talk about something else

y'all doin okay in here?

>>6861184
I'm so ugly I don't really have a league

>>6861186
i'll try talking to my mom i guess. i don't like have a gun loaded or a noose tied or anything

>>6861195
I know but...
You really should try to reach out for some help.

>>6861188
wait i thought he dumped you

So wanna get hrt but in meantime im taking contraceptive pills one per day
Do You have any sugestions or know about another cheaper, easyget hormones?

>>6861198
i guess i can tell her. i fear going to a mental hospital tho. afraid it's gonna fuck up my progress in (high) school and i have a few college classes on the side...

>>6861199
no, I did...well he did too
it's complicated it's complicated
let's change the subject

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>>6861180
Im happy becuse i get to talk to isla and you
It helps with the dysphoria ^~^
>>6861186
How old are you btw?

>>6861206
how can you dump each other

how was your day?

>>6861208
18^^
glad i really can help thoughh
i like making people happy
>>6861204
You can look into something called Intensive Out-Patient.
Either that or Partial hospitalization.

>>6861194
true true
you were pretty cute a year ago back in the tinychats
what a shame

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>>6861184
Fine

>>6861215
>Intensive Out-Patient
that's suicide watch right?

>>6861043
Oh wow. Yeah you'll wanna exercise, sounds like you definitely let you muscles atrophy a lot. You should try and make time though, exercise is important for good health and nice looks. I just started squatting lmao2pl8 myself.

>>6861219
>A year ago
Those were like 6 months ago
The only real difference is that I have blonde hair and a slightly more feminine face
If i was cute then I'm cute now
(I was never cute)

Tfw your hot Asian friend shows off his body

Fuck...

>>6861215
Im old as heck 21 :s

>>6861233
youre fishing for compliments from the wrong guy

im impervious to your girl games

>>6861208
:)

im glad you're feeling better

remember, think positive!

>>6861226
No.
You basically attend for a few hours twice a week and do basic therapy stuff.
>>6861238
that isn't old
baka hanna
im gonna hug the heck out of you

>>6861243
But I'm not
I'm not a girl either
I'm just a trap dude
An ugly trap

>>6861212
he did a year before the "break up break up"

ok. went to college to get things settled and buy a book, and then I went to recycle bottles with my sister
which only took like...10 minutes
but those are the only things I have done today

>>6861249
true true
i dont think i would ever be able to get hard from a rapist either
too many bad thoughts

>>6861201
Please.help

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When did some of you start noticing fat/muscle changes? I know its one of the slower things and YMMV but nothing has happened in that department for me yet. Face nor body.

Been self-medding about 9 months, so dose might be factor. Working on getting doc. Therapy on the 28th.

IDK its just been really bothering me lately. Curious about other's experiences.

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>>6861246
Im trying my best
I have a bad habit of focusing on the negative
So how are you nim?
>>6861247
I miss being a teenager :x
Also huuuug

>>6861254
i'm 11 months and i've just only now started to see full body fat redistribution but i was also losing weight so that probably messed with it
and 4 months without working and my muscles are finally shrinking
but it's different for everyone

>>6861251
wait...he dumped you a year ago then you were together and then you dumped him because of the year ago? why even be with him for a year if you were going to again? were things never patched up

that actually sounds like a lot. just classes here familia

>>6861257
hugs are great
also
i already wish i wasn't 18
i've made 15 phone calls today with my doctors office
it was soo annoying
Also
Can I be something positive to focus on ?

n-nani!?

>>6861262
no, no. there was alot of reasons. like I said it's complicated and personnel.

it only ate up like 2 hours of my time

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>thread is lewd and cute
>Angie thinks she's an alpha
>tfw you're literally a straight girls bf
>tfw you just want someone to make you feel gay aS fuck
>tfw you can't believe anyone buys that you're a girl

>>6861263
You allready are something positive to focus on, you big ol silly

>>6861267
oh. was that at least the main reason seemed so from how you were talking

did you not have classes

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>>6861268
I believe it

>>6861269
well do you focus on me?
Because i like being positive and be able to help others!!

>>6861275
holy moly that's trippy

>>6861274
sigh...I dunno, I told him I forgave him, and I kinda did, but it was still kind of hurtful.
I wouldn't say it was the main reason tho

no, my classes start tomorrow. I just had to deal with some things

>>6861276
Ill focus on you
Thank you so much

>>6861281
what was

oh then not very busy at all lol

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>>6861268
>look in mirror half your life
>develop dysphoria
>everyone calls you cute
>you still dont believe it because of some stupid mental condition that you cant accept isnt real

nice la

Do transwomen prefer manly and strong men or they dont have a preference?

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>>6861268
I am alpha
Fight me nerd

>>6861275
>>6861275
I need to get so high I forget I'm a boy again

>>6861283
no need to thank me <3
i like being a nice friend and yeah
you dont have to if you dont wanna tho

>>6861288
I think I have said enough on the subject

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>>6861292
Talk shit get hit

>>6861291
everyone is different

>>6861289
I do the same thing and I'm ugly as fuck
It's not out ot the realm of possibility

>>6861299
boring i need that juicy drama senpai

>>6861291
Short Asian girls that like pizza and anime

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>>6861298
I wanna thank you
And i wanna focus on you

>>6861291
do cis women prefer manly and strong men or they dont have a preference?

>>6861308
sorry
this is really the only thing drama-like I have and it seems inappropriate to indulge

>>6861306
what did you mean by this

>>6861318
why would it be inappropriate

>>6861321
That fishing for compliments thing you mentioned earlier
Duh

>>6861291
>everyone has the same preference meme

>>6861323
I don't want to bad mouth him to a bunch of strangers on the internet

>>6861328
omg u are so cute and unique and special

if i were there i would cuddle you and put $500 in your paypal

pls dont suicide :'(

>>6861257
im good

got most of the stuff i needed to do taken care of today so that's good :)

gender therapy tomorrow too!

>>6861331
why does talking about a relationship require bad mouthing

>>6861339
well you are asking why we broke up
that generally involves negative things

>>6861304
I will wipe your face on the floor pal

i want snicker to use that bad mouth on my dick

>>6861341
its an anonymous image board. do you think hell be hurt

>>6861341
almost all my relationships were long term and then I moved away and we stopped talking

Two were short lived complete he mirage nightmares though, yours sounds like a not too bad happy medium

>>6861334
Thank you
Glad someone finally appreciates me
Basically saved my life

>>6861337
Dat 1337
Also yay for therapy

>>6861259
Yeah, my own job is probably helping prevent upper body muscle loss.

>>6861315
aww thats sweet
<3
just lemme know if you wanna talk elsewhere sometime okie?
many hugs

>>6861345
wew

>>6861344
Well fuck you because that's my fetish

>>6861346
just doesn't seem respectful

>>6861355
hehe xd

>>6861345
no thank you

>>6861353
Shure if you ever wanna talk on skype my username is FictionalCookie

>>6861359
sounds like you still care about him desu

>>6861362
xd hehe

>>6861366
I mean
I don't hate him or have any ill will towards him

>>6861347
Hemorage >.> he mirage kind of works too though desu

>>6861367
Hey there, I'm unfriending you because I don't find you funny anymore, with all this shit about making fun of memes, it gets old really quickly and it was never really funny in the first place. I also don't find you to be a very good friend, as you never take things seriously.

>>6861365
I added you!!
I'm frequently too shy to message people though x_x

>>6861357
Good
I'll enjoy kicking your ass

>>6861371
sure but you sound like your still in love
i agree with >>6861347
doesnt sound like it was a bad one

>>6861374
>>6861377
As a former trip who has returned and set everyone to anonymous and has no idea what is happening, this is utterly hilarious and suddenly everything is kinda cute.

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>>6861364

>>6861374
wew i read the first part and my heart skipped a beat then i read who posted it

Hey there, I'm unfriending you because I don't find you funny anymore, with all this shit about making fun of memes, it gets old really quickly and it was never really funny in the first place. I also don't find you to be a very good friend, as you never take things seriously.

>>6861379
I mean
It was long term so it wasn't like...really bad
but like...of course it sounds that way when I refuse to tell you any of the negative details from the relationship

>>6861383
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

>>6861386
wow back the fuck off????

>>6861385
that bad huh

>>6861382
sorry

Am I considered a chaser?

>Am Bi so I'm "in" the community
>Don't care if you have a dick or a vagoo but desu fake pussies aren't there yet imo
>Don't care if you borderline femboy
>Have dated ciswomen before
>Just want a qt girl to hold

>>6861389
Daish terrorist organization kidnapped three people. British, Israeli, and American the terrorist asks what the last thing you want across Great Britain Season "Fish and Chips", he asks the US and the American season "Macdolans" He also asks Israel and Israeli guy replies "kick ass". Terrorist gets up and gives a kick-ass Israeli, Israel got up and kill him, and let them go.

A short time later the American and British Israeli guy asking why did you kick ass Israeli answer to that I would say I

>>6861390
I dunno

>>6861399

I understand that you're the new guy around here, so I'm going to let you off with a warning. THIS time. I've noticed that you and pookie have been spending a lot of time together. I want you to back way and distance yourself from her. It's quite possible that no one has told you anything, which is why I'm being so patient right now, but pookie and I are basically an item. We've eaten lunch together and worked out at the gym ever since she started coming here. I've spent countless hours texting her at night and talking with her on the phone. I know everything about her, like all of her hopes, wants and aspirations. Can you say the same? I don't think so. I know stuff you can only dream of knowing.

And even though we aren't technically dating right now, I know she'll soon see that I'm the right person for her. I'm a good person. She'll soon see that we're MEANT to be with each other. I know the type of person you are. We're complete opposites and she knows it. I'm the type of person who will love her and take care of her. The type who will actually spend time with her and talk with her. You're the type who ill leave her broken-hearted.

I don't need some bozo-like clown to mess everything up for us. So to reiterate, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM POOKIE.

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>>6861391

>>6861395
would u leave a tgirl for getting srs? if yes, then you're a chaser

>>6861401
you said you still love him
did you think it couldnt work at all

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>>6861405

>>6861402
Omg, you're like the most ignorant, and most stupid person I have ever heard.
You don't even know any thing about chinese and japanese and talk big, you fucking retard.

First of all, the chinese language doesn't even use syllables. YOU use syllables to translate it, because YOU are not able to read the language.

On the other hand "NONG BONG NONG FONG DONG" doesn't make any sense at all, because those words are non-existant.
AND if you are referring to Japanese, don't use these words because they don't even hit the right pronounciation of this language, I think you are not able to differentiate between chinese and japanese.

After all, even if you translate the Kanji with the same syllable…most asian languages base on pronounciation.
If you have ever thought about those languages with a common sense of your nazi-like brain you would know that.

You are just a dumbfuck with no knowledge of the world at all, go fuck yourself and die.

I wrote this for your sake.

>>6861386
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I understand that you're the new guy around here, so I'm going to let you off with a warning. THIS time. I've noticed that you and pookie have been spending a lot of time together. I want you to back way and distance yourself from her. It's quite possible that no one has told you anything, which is why I'm being so patient right now, but pookie and I are basically an item. We've eaten lunch together and worked out at the gym ever since she started coming here. I've spent countless hours texting her at night and talking with her on the phone. I know everything about her, like all of her hopes, wants and aspirations. Can you say the same? I don't think so. I know stuff you can only dream of knowing.

And even though we aren't technically dating right now, I know she'll soon see that I'm the right person for her. I'm a good person. She'll soon see that we're MEANT to be with each other. I know the type of person you are. We're complete opposites and she knows it. I'm the type of person who will love her and take care of her. The type who will actually spend time with her and talk with her. You're the type who ill leave her broken-hearted.

I don't need some bozo-like clown to mess everything up for us. So to reiterate, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM POOKIE.

Daish terrorist organiz

>>6861412
For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong.

In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>6861409
it's complicated

>>6861406
I wouldn't leave her but I'd only do anal.

>Normal dicks are nice
>Fake dicks aren't
>Normal vagoo is nice
>Fake isn't

SRS simply hasn't evolved to look real yet. However if in 5 years shit looks nice and feels nice, ya sure I don't care.

>>6861414
Bread is a staple food prepared from a dough of flour and water, usually by baking. Throughout recorded history it has been popular around the world and is one of the oldest artificial foods, having been of importance since the dawn of agriculture.

There are many combinations and proportions of types of flour and other ingredients, and also of different traditional recipes and modes of preparation of bread. As a result, there are wide varieties of types, shapes, sizes, and textures of breads in various regions. Bread may be leavened by one of many different processes, ranging from reliance on naturally occurring microbes (so-called "sourdough" recipes) to addition of chemicals or industrially produced yeast to high-pressure artificial aeration methods during preparation or baking. However, some products are cooked before they can leaven, sometimes for traditional or religious reasons. Many non-cereal ingredients may be included, ranging from fruits and nuts to various fats. Commercial bread in particular commonly contains additives, some of them non-nutritive, to improve flavor, texture, color, shelf life, or ease of manufacturing.

Depending on local custom and convenience, bread may be served in various forms at any meal of the day. It also is eaten as a snack, or used as an ingredient in other culinary preparations, such as fried items coated in crumbs to prevent sticking, or the bland main component of a bread pudding, or stuffings designed to fill cavities or retain juices that otherwise might drip away.

Partly because of its importance as a basic foodstuff, bread has a social and emotional significance beyond its importance in nutrition; it plays essential roles in religious rituals and secular culture. Its prominence in daily life is reflected in language, where it appears in proverbs, colloquial expressions.

yikes what happened guys this was entertaining but now its a trainwreck when everyones anon

>>6861417
thats not a yes or no lol

>>6861395
chaser is just a word used to demonize males brah
its completely subjective

wew

>>6861416
What's my gender? Did you just ask me what my gender wasOh my god, you are LITERALLY the most IGNORANT AND ILLTERATE FUCK I have EVER seen browsing before What gives you the RIGHT to ask me what my gender is? MHMM? NOTHING THATS WHAT Since you're SOOOOOOO curious I'll have you know that I am a G E N D E R F L U I D I'm not gonna sit here ⬇⬇ and explain what that is to someone as IGNORANT as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways Being G E N D E R F L U I D means that I am both M A L E (cis scum) and F E M A L E I can swap ⬇⬆⬅ between these genders as I please You're ignorance is literally OOZING out

>>6861425
I can't give you an elaborate answer because you don't know the situation

>>6861442
i dont need an "elaborate answer" i asked if you thought it just couldnt work at all

you know what sucks?
Y chromosomes

also you

>>6861448
I guess not

>have to go and do something just as mtfg starts looking up
>get back and they have gone back to shit
e v e r y
t i m e

>>6861458
you're welcome