Gaygen: Gaygen Edition

First for someone PLEASE be my bf!

>>6853553
Describe yourself and what you're looking for.

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>>6853531
fuck you i was just about to make a "cute tummies" edition

whats the best dating site/app for guys in the uk?ones i tried were either deserted or full of old men

Someone give me the rundown on how an awkward autistic gay like me can initiate physical stuff with the guy he's dating?

We're both super awkward and I just want to fucking kiss him or have him fuck me in the ass or something but we're both to awkward to do it

>>6853559
22, bottom, UK, want someone who loves cutesy stuff like snuggling and stealing kisses but also is super horny 24/7 like me.

Wanna travel and stuff because I haven't done it much, but would also be just as happy staying in, listening to music, watching films or doing whatever~

>>6853579
do you have stinky breath

>>6853579
Anything else?
What's your favourite food? What are your hobbies? What do you look like? Any turnoffs/dealbreakers?

You can't base a relationship on "I'm a bottom, I snuggle, I'm horny, and want to do typical relationship stuff".
Let's hear about the real you.

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>>6853553
Begging and desperation are often seen as a turn off outside of the bedroom.

>>6853561
I want to punch him in the belly and cut off his weird ugly nipples

>>6853578
text him lewd things, if texts are easier for you
plan dates/things to do that end in cuddling and then to groping/kissing/sex

>>6853480
go ahead and gush about him and let me live vicariously though you already.

he's right though you should have more confidence in yourself.

>>6853578
Just send him lewd things. I always do that and it doesn't matter how awkward the other person is, they'll usually wind up ripping me in half

>>6853584
No, man, I use mouthwash every morning and brush twice a day. I even have a tounge scraper

>>6853594
I like lamb with mint sauce because my grandma used to make it a lot! I'm a big music and record nerd, and love crate-digging - I like making mixes with my friend after we've come back from London with a good haul. I'm slim with a bit of definition, and have brown hair with big brown eyes. My friend David says I have beautiful eyes~

Only turnoff is bad hygiene really. Not a big fan of loud people.

>women can't even use their vaginas right
smdh

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I love you all and think you're amazing. Thank you for making me smile and laugh and feel with all of your posts.

You guys are the best friends I've ever had

>>6853636
That's a little better; now people have some idea of what you're like and what you're looking for. If you didn't do that, you could have ended up starting something that just wouldn't have taken off.

>>6853579
where :3

>>6853579
>>6853636

Liverpool? I'm hung and ready to fuck

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>>6853652
rugby best waifu

>>6853664
I guess so!

>>6853687
>>6853698
Near Bristol...

>>6853701
That's Rugby?
It's amazing how much more attractive a full beard can make a person.

>>6853701
How to get such a hot body?

>>6853754
eat everything in sight, even if you feel full

>>6853606
Shit man I feel lucky that he's my best friend let alone that I have a relationship with him. I've known him since high school and he's thoughtful and has a real good heart and I feel like I can tell him anything and he won't judge me for it.

He's really, really good looking too. He's not feminine or anything, but his eyelashes and lips are pretty like a girls or some shit. I can't explain it. I used to tease him in high school for being a pretty boy and using lotion and chapstick and gunk in his hair. I think looking back I did it to make it easier for me to ignore the fact that I kind of liked all that shit. He smells good and he chews gum all the time so his breath is real minty.

I've always felt like some kind of big hulking creep next to him even though he says I shouldn't. It's weird to hear him say he thinks I'm handsome. But it's cool because its like nothing's changed since we got together. Except now I know sex stuff about him. He makes real cute noises but gets embarrassed if I call him cute.

I really care about him a lot and it makes me feel like such a damn mess all the time but I like it.

>>6853627
This does work pretty good honestly.

>>6853760
I do that
It gave me the opposite of a hot body

>>6853760
Liar.

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>>6853774
then slaughter your parents for fucking up your genes :)

>>6853598
>>6853627
w-what kind of lewd things should I send? Just send them out of the blue?

>>6853774
Lemme guess, you ended up chubby.
>He think's that's the opposite of a hot body.

Maybe try weight training to bulk out your arms and pectorals; low weights and high reps. A broader and more muscular upper body will give you a perfectly balanced musclechub look.

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>>6853781
>tfw you want to make of hipsters but then you realize that they could literally wear an aardvark fursuit and still look better than your flabby deformed self

YAMEROOOOOOOOOO!

>>6853802
Sorry, I meant high weight and low reps.

>>6853787
idk depends on your situation m8 one size does not fit all when it comes to teasing

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How the fuck can spics be this fucking stupid? Like holy shit.

>>6853716
No, that's some random Asian guy that Senpai found on tumblr that happens to be my oriental twin.

>>6853805
to make fun*

AAAAH!

Really want to download grindr but then people in my area will know I'm gay.

I live in a small town and people I went to highschool with used to make fake grindr accounts for each other as a joke like "haha bender" and I'm pretty sure they still do

>>6853814
>there are still people on grindr talking about anything but sex
reminds me of that loser who went around trying to start shit with people and then posted it online thinking he was being some brilliant ruseman

>>6853805
>>6853817
Fuck OFF /r9k/

I'm serious. Stop shitting up gaygen with your painfully unfunny meme frog.

>>6853814
Why are you talking to Mexicans on Grindr if you're in GB?
Why are you even on Grindr?

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>>6853831
It's people like you who spread unattainable body standards for the gay community. Gays come in all sizes and species! Fuck you!

>>6853841
>Gays come in all sizes and species!
yeah but no one wants your revolting combination sweetie

>>6853837
>Why are you talking to Mexicans on Grindr if you're in GB?
I live in America, land of the free.
>Why are you even on Grindr?
Because I live in America, land of the free.

>>6853828
wut

>>6853841
This >>6853848.

Nice tumblr filename too. Is this the same guy who doesn't wash?

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Does anyone honestly find this attractive?

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>>6853848
Don't you have a poz load to inject somewhere? Normies fuck off! This board isn't for sluts like you!

>>6853874
Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>6853877
I hope they do kick you out, you disgusting fuck.

Seriously, what is your deal? Why are you so fucking pathetic and abhorrent? Just kill yourself already. How hard is it to fucking shower. Jesus.

>>6853866
Is it true that you live in America, land of the free?

>>6853873
photoshop irl no joke

>>6853874
I'm taking chads dick right now and there's nothing you can do about it
go buy some more penis pumps in hopes you'll be big enough to penetrate someone

>>6853873
>That fucking hairstyle
>Those fucking eyebrows
>That fucking forehead
>That fucking beard
>That fucking makeup
>That fucking necklace
>Those fucking lips
Why do people do this to themselves?

>>6853889
Yes, I do live in America, land of the free. It's also the home of the brave and the Whopper™.

Do you live in America, land of the free, or are you a leaf?

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>>6853878
We'll see who is the one embarrassing himself when he dies of AIDs in a lonely hospital after you accidentally sneezed blood on your cat and she infected everyone you love with a mixture of super feline/humanoid AIDs. Hahahah! Then we'll see who has the last laugh!

>>6853898
Don't you dare start bullying leafies you fucking whoremonger

>>6853896
I just don't get it

>>6853895
Hitler is all that spices this place up though, besides that he doesn't seem to post half as much anymore.

>>6853903
Leafs are scum. I will cheer with joy as I blast at them with an M2 Browning on top of the Great Northern Wall.

>>6853895
>>6853902
stop fucking frogposting

the only AIDs in this thread is your posts

>>6853929
Please kill yourself.

I'm serious.

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>>6853928
You sure you want me to stop frogposting, Chad?

>>6853805
>>6853841
>>6853874
>>6853895
>>6853902
>>6853929
Get a trip so I can filter you.

>>6853944
its maki

>>6853922

but as an international student immigrant you are legally only allowed to own hunting and sporting weapons limited to a few certain types after completing a mandatory Hunter Safety Course to get your State-issued hunting certificate after a typical waiting period of 6 weeks

maybe you meant you were going to "blast" at them with your single-shot .22 Cadet target rifle from atop the Great Northern Wall?

>>6853946
I don't give a fuck who it is. His posts are insufferable and I never want to see another one again.

>>6853952
Shall not be infringed, commie scum.

>>6853958
So go to a different thread then.

>>6853958
>and I never want to see another one again
Then you should leave now, because he spends all his time here and ban evades several times a day.

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>>6853898
I live in Great Britain, land of Hope and Glory!

>>6853963
you arent an american citizen you dummy, you're just an immigrant

you dont get our rights, and it is literally impossible for you to get full citizenship - under typical circumstances only your kids will be able to be full citizens (assuming you stay in the country long enough for a green card)

>>6853976
Gross.

>>6853977
My father is American therefore I am American. Get fucked, spic :^)

>>6853922
gurl we all know you can't do jack shit why you playing

>>6853982

that only works for citizenship if you were born in the US and lived there for a certain amount of years during childhood

which you didnt

you will NEVER be an american :^)

>>6853982
Why did you move to America, education?

>>6853997
Nope, any child born of an American is American.

Get fucked, spic.

>>6853992
I met up with SP and Jupp yesterday. I locked Jupp in the cupboard under the sink when he walked in to get a new sponge, and had my way with SP's leafpuccii.

>>6853999
ye

maki > kr, neko, zombii, and oshi

literally that's how abysmal gg is

>>6854022
>calling me neko
LMAO NEWFAG KYS

shut up maki

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>bears
>bara
>'daddies'
>masc4masc

>>6854055
Stop reposting this.
>Implying it's possible to fault bears and bara

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>>6854055

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>>6853982
>gross
Coming from a halfbreed traitor that means nothing. You will never be a true American, just a twisted abomination that mocks the real thing.

>>6854007
Did you manage to find any cigarettes you actually got on with over there?

I only smoke American Spirit™ tobacco, for a smooth, all natural taste®

>>6854068
>implying there is one American archetype

If you want to shitpost about genealogy, at least know what you're talking about.

>>6854036
>identity is so important to me im like known on 4chan
*claps*

>>6854055
wording this
fatties on gg like to think of themselves as 'masc' or 'bara' but they're legit obese motherfuckers and should have been euthanized years ago

>>6854068
Bet you voted remain, you inbred halfwit :^)

>>6854077
Yeah, Marlboro Red™ which was always my go-to brand. American Spirit™ over here taste shitty, which is weird seeing as the European version is still made in the US.

Probs gonna quit but cba rn 2bh ngl

>American "pride"
what a disaster of a policy

>>6854108
THIS

>shaved sides but long top in a manbun or just to the side
jesus fucking christ I THOUGHT GAYS WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK BETTER THAN THIS

>>6854139
All people of all identities are capable of making absolutely horrible dicisions

>>6854150
source?

>>6854116
I think they're made in Europe, Spain if I remember it right. Ciggies and roll ups, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the American ones have all the shit added back in.

I literally cannot smoke anything else now, it all tastes like chemical shit in comparison. This is a good thing, it means I actually won't smoke unless I have some American Spirit stuff to hand.

I need to quit too, lately I've been taking better care of myself (old age is setting in yo) all I drink is water and basically every meal consists of salads and pastas to various degrees. Feels pretty good man.

armpit hair is fucking disgusting

>>6854234
Except it's not

>>6854242
yes it is though

>>6854258
But not really.
>tfw no bear bf to cuddle me in one arm while he sleeps
>tfw no hairy armpit to snuggle into

>>6854275
do you also like butt hair?

>talk to a cute guy on Grindr
>he lets me know right off the bat that he gets clingy and drives people away because of it
>ignore the huge red flag because he's cute
>get up to go get food
>come back
>"hello?"
>"HELLO?"
>"Um..."
>"Hello?"
>"..."
>"Fuck you, asshole"
>blocks me

I was gone for five minutes

>>6853531
>tfw no human mating partner

Where are my fellow humanoid homosexuals located?

>>6854296
me...

>>6854162
Nope, they're made in New Mexico. They're 100% additive free.

Plus they burn way too slowly for my liking.

>>6854295
Yes.
>tfw no hairy bf butt to accidentally touch while we're cuddling, before pulling my hand away and getting all embarrassed because I touched him on the butt.

>>6854332
Wow.... dating you must be quite the horror!

>>6853531
>19/m living in a shared house
>obese, bald, literally-insane mid 40's dude lives there too
>one night offers to give me a massage
>damn i could really use a shoulder massage sure (lol)
>gives me massage
>asks me to take off my shirt
>starts massaging lower
>cripplingly low self-worth tells me to keep going because it feels good and this is probably the only time i might ever have sex anyway
>sex happens (him to me, just oral though)
>felt amazing but disgusting
>1 week later
>my dick hurts from peeing wtf
>pus is coming out of my dick at random intervals
>fuck
>go to planned parenthood for test
>have gonorrhea

and that my friends, is how i got an STD from the first (and only) time i had sex (being gay is literal hell please kill me haha)

>>6854350
it is sis but i was making a joke

>>6854354
You're lucky. Gonorrhea can be easily treated. It's the best kind of wake-up STD to have.

>>6854354
>obese, bald, literally-insane mid 40's dude
How much more red flags did you need?

>>6854354
Wow. That's probably the worst virginity-loss story I've ever heard.
Sorry to hear that.
>Doesn't make it not hilarious, though.

>>6854373
yeah that was nice at least

>>6854378
it wasn't like i couldn't tell he was a sub-par sexual partner to say the least. i just had 0 standards

/y/ is a nice board

>>6854338
Oh right, guess it all must come from the same source. All this talk has made me want one now~

>>6854356
Do you now or have you ever had a bf horror?

>>6854405
>sub-par sexual partner
Either go for something good or go all the way rock bottom and fuck some fat old bald 40 year weeaboo or something.
At least they're guaranteed disease free.

My only friends didn't invite me to do a thing
Is there a videogame or a movie or anything I can play/watch to get off my mind that I'm not good enough and will die completely alone?

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r8 my fanart

>>6854472
What about reading? You can get deeply lost in a book. If not, give starfarer a go, google it. I don't know if it will be your cup of tea but its a very good game.

>>6854504
That's pretty gay
>>6854354
Why were you living with this guy?

>>6854472
>My only friends didn't invite me to do a thing
Are they all straight?

>>6854521
Nah mate, reading ain't for fags.

>>6854521
it was a shared 3 story house that had a room for rent. 6 people lived there total

>>6854424
no, but i'm seeing someone currently

>>6854544
Ahh okay. I lived with an even older weird guy that was a friend of a family member for part of the summer. He never hit on me but he was gay but he said something about being reformed and living the straight life now. Ended up moving out when he lost his shit at my aunt getting made for him trying to extort money from me

o hi again gaygen feelin lonely and about to move in by myself somewhere where I hardly have any friends

how's it going for you?

>>6854566
I didn't shower today and I feel dirty.
I just sat here in my pajamas...
Bf still evades me...

>>6854504
good idea, I just got my copy of Tolstoy's War and Peace from restoration (it's a very old edition, was falling apart)

>>6854526
As far as I know yes. 1 couple + 1 other went for 3 days to a beach hut somewhere down south. They invited a bunch of people but nobody wanted to go. They didn't invite me nor even tell me they were going, I only found out today because one of my friends who didn't go told me about it, asking me why I didn't go
I haven't left my house for anything big all summer, it's a bummer

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>tfw i will never be a soccer jock

;_;

>>6854546
What, so a sort of friends with benefits situation with him, or is it a love interest?

>>6854581
That's pretty neat, I like to get the older copies of books, I just like to have original versions of things. Generally they're alright, its usually just spelling errors and things that get corrected, sometimes they'll omit old words for the modern equivalent too.

War and Peace should be a good one to get lost in, I've always heard of it in a joking way as a ridiculously long book. I've got the Lord of the Rings trilogy, its huge and I've hardly made a dent in it, I need to pick it up again.

>>6854606
I think you mean football there, old chap.

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>tfw you try to draw a self portrait but keep ending up looking like a woman

fuck

>>6854618
maybe

>>6854655

Maybe that's just how you look, though.

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>>6854710
Good Boi

>>6854782

>boi

Nope doesn't work if you spell it like that

How do I hookup with someone from gaygen without giving it away that I already know who he is?

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>>6854786
...pussy :)

>>6854808
Are you messaging them on a dating site or something? Just go on the date and don't bring this nasty, fetid place up.

Than, when you're deep inside them, you lean into their ear and say "I always knew you were a bottom, Rugby"

>>6854668
Maybe which way? Are you getting his dick in your butt, or are you getting his love in your heart~

Perhaps he's even squirting love from his cock on occasion?

>>6854808

Don't talk about gaygen? Seems pretty simple.

>>6854819

Fight me

Do you guys like beer?

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>>6854860
Good BoiPussy

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>>6854861
Only real beer, the congealed death from the bottom of the vats.

No but really, I like most beers but I won't actively drink beers. I'd prefer a wine or spirit, I usually go for gins. However if its just to get drunk then two cans of special brew and I'm gone for the night.

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>he's a picky eater

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1) what gender does this person look like they are?

2) do they look cute to you?

>>6854861

Nope

>>6854870

I could handle him like David Bowie with a set of glass balls

>>6854886

1/ MtF

2/ I'm not a chaser

We know it's you twink rex

>>6854886
failed ftm
no ew

>>6854895

yeah i mean it is literally a picture of my face, its not really disguised

and fuck, i wish i could grow a proper beard

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>tfw you look like trash

>>6854903

join the club lad

at least if you start working out maybe you can pull guys with the ol' "paper bag over the head" trick desu

>>6854914
what about the ol' "chloroform rag over the mouth" trick

>>6854920
Takes too long in reality to be practical, your best bet is to fill a sock with coins and then twat them with it.

>>6854903
trash can be fixed 2 b h
but shit sexual performers & flat personalities never can

>>6854861
Bier ist gud, ja?

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>>6854889

>>6854838
anal is a sin

>>6854931
I don't even know if my personality is good or not
I'm just very shy, and the shyness has fermented into reservation

>>6854949
Frot certainly isn't.

>>6854959
it doesnt matter if its good or not
as long as it isn't flat
aint nobody wanting to fuck a bland piece of bread, become a banana or a mango instead

>>6854970
define flat

>>6854944

desu I was disappointed when he untied him in that video, I was hoping for some real powerbottoming

But at least he got a cute bussy

How do I meet the gays as a chubby one-step-up-from-hikki, /gaygen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8MF2qBuV2Q

>>6854973
cant keep convos going
barely shows interest in anyone he talks to
doesnt know what he likes/dislikes
isn't entirely monotone, but speaks with apathy constantly
doesnt display any emotions
doesnt know what he wants to do in life

you get the picture, they're typically the type of people I also assume to just be asexual

>>6854980
Post on 4chan. This is the best place to meet other gays who are chubby and one-step-up-from-hikki.

t. chubby cub who is one-step-up-from-hikki

>>6854980

Growlr

>>6854998
well that's basically me

bye world it was nice knowing you

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>>6855001
This seems like sound advice.

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>>6855006
bye anon

>>6854998
Send me off to valhallah then, I've nothing to offer.

>>6854949
You're going to hell boy.

>>6854710
Daily reminder: >>6853097

>>6854861
I've never tried it

How hated are trips on /gaygen/?

>>6855040
>t. oestrogen-filled flamboyant faggot

>>6855036

Daily reminder that you're objectively wrong and there's an inverse correlation between the visibility of fem gays and homophobia

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>>6855042
depends on the trip
most of them seem to become obnoxious on their own even when people dont mind the trip itself

>>6855042
All but KR are awful :3

>>6855042

Trips are the most beloved people here desu

Maybe I'll just namefag instead until people start to hate me.

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>>6853531
tfw all I want to do is go to a bath house and get fucked by older men but Im trans and now I can't ;~; Definitely one of the things I miss is all of the random hook ups.

>>6855056
>you're objectively wrong
How

>there's an inverse correlation between the visibility of fem gays and homophobia
What the fuck does this prove... That the flamboyant flamers are more comfortable in a less homophobic society? Well no fucking shit

>NA prime
>gg gets retarded
do you think there's any correlation

>>6855088

It's objective proof that fem gays have nothing to do with whether people are homophobic

>>6855089

Literally when is gaygen not retarded

Are penises supposed to be squishy, even when hard?

Like they have a soft layer around?

Cus mine doesn't, and the two guys I've been with had them a little soft....

>>6855099
before you start posting 2bh

>>6855114
your penis sounds broken

>>6855099
>proof that fem gays have nothing to do with whether people are homophobic
That doesn't prove that at all... It only proves that in a less homophobic society, there are more fem gays who are visible as they would feel more comfortable expressing themselves in a more progressive society. That proves literally nothing about HOW people are homophobic, only the effects of REDUCED homophobia in a society.

>>6855114
Just depends on how hard you are. They could have just been nervous. Or you're prime faggot.

>you can fap the physical need for someone away
>but there's absolutely nothing that can be done for the emotional need

fate is cruel

>>6855114

Depends how hard they are

>>6855119

Gaygen was dead the months I wasn't here desu

>>6855124

It does

Deal with it lmao

If fem gays had anything to do with homophobia, their visibility would create more

Get rekt son

>>6855134
stop riding your own dick for once sweetie

>>6855132

Heroin

>>6855136
Sounds fun.

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>>6855141

I can't, if my ass doesn't get something to eat it goes on a rampage

>>6855119
>>6855127
>>6855134
It's like they have a layer of fat or something squishy, even when I'm not that hard I don't have it.

My penis feels incomplete. My penis is weird?

>>6855150

Lemme be your first hater

More like cuckleon mirite

>>6855159
Yeah you sound go see a doctor about it. Ask him about his penis too while you're there

Haii Senpai, how are you today? ;3

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>>6855160
Awww I feel loved.

>>6855159

Penises don't have a layer of fat unless you're one of those weirdos who've had a penis enlarging operation

If it feels that way their spongey dicktissue just ain't completely full of blood

>>6855114
I'd imagine it's related to the amount of blood that gets pumped into the member and the member itself. Of course such things vary from person to person, and the guys you were with may have simply not been as aroused. Could also just be you have a meatier dick than most.

>>6855167

I'm good, have you been eating big for daddy? You're gonna make me so proud, I just know it <3

>>6855169

xoxo

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>>6855185
I'll be back later for more verbal abuse via the Internet. Ya'll keep up the autism.

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REEEEEEE WHY DOES MY HALF-SISTER WHO IS A BLACK FEMINIST HAVE A SMART WHITE ATTRACTIVE CHARISMATIC GOOD-TASTE MUSCLEGUT BARA BF AND NOT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'M SO FUCKING DISGUSTED

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>>6855174
>Could also just be you have a meatier dick than most.
It's actually small and thin.

>>6855198
She sounds like a caring and nice person. You on the other hand? Yikes...

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>>6855200
Maybe it lacks so much in meat there is nothing to squish. I'm sorry.

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>>6855202
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6855213
No I'm not my dad is just a cuck

>>6855223
try seeing a therapist to sort out what bolts you have missing!

>>6855223
Did you tell him that the whole cuck thing was a meme and they dont get free cucksheds?

Also send me some bbc pics.

>>6855234
I'm pure germanic white you moron.

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>>6855238
Oh so you're syrian/north african. thats pretty cool!

>>6855185
Yes daddy ^_^

Gonna cook some chilli n rice in a bit ;3

>>6855070
which trip's bussy do you want to fuck the most

>>6855196

I'll make sure to think up some sick burns

>>6855198

Seduce him

Everyone knows boypussy > girlpussy

>>6855252

And a nice hot load of roids straight in the ass for dessert? :3c

>>6855134
>It does
>If fem gays had anything to do with homophobia, their visibility would create more

But that doesn't prove that feminity is not a main cause of homophobia at all. There could be more people becoming more progressive than becoming homophobic, and that's just your own unproven interpretation of what the data means anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masculine_psychology#Homophobia
https://suggestivetongue.com/2014/01/30/the-foundation-of-homophobia-anti-femininity/

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>>6855282
>Everyone knows boypussy > girlpussy
What beautiful bizarro world do you live in? I want to be there.

But nah I'm a masc, not a fem.

>>6855279
Rugby's ;_;

>>6855099
i dropped maths at a level and even i know correlation =/= causation
fix ur life

>>6855282
daddypussy > boypussy > girlpussy

>>6855292
Become fem you raging faggot. You get treated like a pretty princess as daddy fills you up.

>>6855304
I-I want all that but I also want a healthy monogamous relationship.

>>6855310
Whats more healthy about daddy filling you up with his warm gooey protein after work?

>>6855310
>I-I want all that
>I also want a healthy monogamous relationship.
You're asking for way too much
Enjoy neither you crusty ass bitch

>>6855315
Intergenerational relationships are inherently unhealthy even if they're hot as fuck and I would feel like I owe my daddy a debt greater than I could ever repay simply for painting my insides white.

>>6855325
I'm saying I'd choose the healthy monogamous relationship over the daddy relationship.

>>6855288

What it does prove is that trying to distance yourself from fems by saying oh no mr straight man I'm not a faggot only fems are faggots they're so terrible is a dumbass way of responding to homophobia

>>6855292

Masc guys still have boypussies

>>6855296

Tru

>>6855301

That's not math and there is no proof of a lack of causation, only evidence, and lack of correlation is precisely evidence that there is not a causal relationship you dumb slut

>>6855302

Very true

>>6855330
>I'd choose the healthy monogamous relationship
You're asking for way too much you dumbass cunt

>>6855328
>>6855330

Just get a guy the same age who it turns you on to call daddy/be called daddy by

Problem solved

>senpai still going on about god knows what
triggered canadians are the worst beings on the fucking planet 2 b h

>>6855338
I didn't choose to be born male or gay faggot why do women deserve that but I don't?

>>6855343
Sounds good senpai that's the dream I've been tryin to go for.

>>6855348

Trigger this dick

>>6855351

Good luck

You can do it, I believe in you

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>>6855217
is he doing war wow

how'd he get there

hello everyone how are you

>>6855351
>he bought into the monogamous het ideal
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I LITERALLY CAN'T

>>6855379
Are you another new trip or something?

>>6855335

youre being retarded senpai, no offence

lemme explain what the correlation =/= causation thing means

say you tracked the number of ice creams sold, and the number of hats sold. you would find a very close correlation - the hat sales and ice cream sales would fluctuate in a very similar manner.

you might then make the erroneous assumption "aha! this means that selling ice creams causes demand for hats to go up!" or vice versa

but whats really happening here is that the two variables are unrelated, they just both depend on a hidden common factor - the temperature. if you banned ice creams, it wouldnt eliminate hat sales as well like you might expect - that would be ridiculous.

all thats happening is that on hot days people buy more hats to shade themself, and similarly they buy ice creams for kids. this sets up a misleading correlation in the data set

but theres no way to tell this from the data, its completely hidden without outside contextual links.

hence, correlation =/= causation

this is stastics.

capiche?

>>6855399

No offence but that's irrelevant

I'm not talking about proof that something is caused by something else but that something isn't caused by something else

>>6855335
>What it does prove
Back peddling now, I see? Also it STILL does not """prove""" anything other than the objective fact that the less homophobic a society is, the more comfortable the fems feel about expressing themselves in such ways as it's in a more progressive society.

>by saying oh no mr straight man I'm not a faggot only fems are faggots
You'll find that's what the term has changed to mean for a lot of people. You're kidding yourself if you think the term hasn't changed at all, and a lot of the people I know define the term that way.

>is a dumbass way of responding to homophobia
How is trying to differentiate yourself as a homosexual from the more feminine types in order to delegitamise the stereotype of homosexuality being inherently effeminate a dumbass way of responding to discrimination against homosexuals?

I stand by what I said earlier and strongly believe that the main reason behind homophobia is the effeminate stereotypes and such which homophobes find is inherent of homosexuality...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masculine_psychology#Homophobia
https://suggestivetongue.com/2014/01/30/the-foundation-of-homophobia-anti-femininity/

>>6855399
>>6855427

senpai BTFO >>6855424

>>6855424

the exact same argument applies.

Just imagine my example was raincoats and ice creams instead

negative correlation =/= no causation

there could be a million hidden factors behind the scenes affecting things - there simply isnt enough information to make any kind of conclusion from comparing general homophobia and prevalence of flamers

and not only that but your data sets are extremely vague and anecdotal to boot

i dont even disagree on your rough ideas, and i certainly dont agree with >>6855427 's pop-psychology, im just saying that your stastical analysis was flawed

>>6855427

> back peddling

To what the conversation was about? lmao gurl

The term hasn't changed for most people and you're kidding yourself

How is reinforcing the reason people are homophobic a dumbass way of responding to homophobic? Are you asking that

>Y-yes you guys are so right it's definitely okay to hate fems they're such faggots
>I'm doin' such a good job of fighting homophobia, great job me

>>6855459

It's not statistics, it's evidence

>>6855395

Mojito is an oldfag, he just doesn't post often anymore.

>>6855379

I'm doing well, my ear infection is getting better

>>6855466

dont be pedantic you turd

its evidence justified through an argument of stastical analysis

>>6855498

Teehee

But there are different standards of justification

Like if you wanna get a grant, correlation can be great evidence that there's enough evidence to invest more money in seeing if there's a causal link

And if you're in a soft science, you're never gonna have anything except lots of correlation repeated

So like

Suck on it

>>6855460
>The term hasn't changed for most people and you're kidding yourself
When did I say "most"? And do you have any evidence of this anyway other than just saying "you're kidding yourself"? It's a pretty pathetic argument. And I'm certainly not "kidding myself" when a lot of the people I know define the term that way.

>How is reinforcing the reason people are homophobic a dumbass way of responding to homophobic? Are you asking that
But differentiating yourself as a homosexual man from the more feminime types in such way will do the complete and utter opposite of reinforce the reason why people are homophobic for homophobes, as it shows how homosexuals aren't inherently effeminate and that the two aren't mutually inclusive.

>>Y-yes you guys are so right it's definitely okay to hate fems they're such faggots
>>I'm doin' such a good job of fighting homophobia, great job me
As long as they're even slightly less homophobic as they don't find all gay men inherently effeminate and therefore delegitimising the stereotype of homosexuality, yeah I think it's a pretty good job of fighting homophobia.

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>>6855395
no im a fox

>>6855483
hello epsilon how are your dildos

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>be at bro-friends apartment earlier
>while he's chatting to his LDR girlfriend
>I install grindr out-of-boredom
>surprise-surprise
>notice Rugby's pic
>laid out on a bed with half his face and boxers on.jpg
>says he's 25ft to 250ft away depending on where I move in friends apartment
>realize the constant aroma of chili, mansweat, alcohol, and foreign cologne that I smelled before in this building is him

>>6855533

Good, I only have two with me at school.

>>6855529

Who cares how some people do it? You're the one arguing it's a more useful means and if it hasn't changed for most people, it isn't useful at all

>But differentiating yourself as a homosexual man from the more feminime types in such way will do the complete and utter opposite of reinforce the reason why people are homophobic for homophobes, as it shows how homosexuals aren't inherently effeminate and that the two aren't mutually inclusive.

Yeah except it tells them they were right to be homophobic in the first place, just not to you

>As long as they're even slightly less homophobic as they don't find all gay men inherently effeminate and therefore delegitimising the stereotype of homosexuality, yeah I think it's a pretty good job of fighting homophobia.

They aren't less homophobic, they at best just don't turn that on you

>>6855460
Also, this stuttering meme shit is obnoxious and unfunny and always has been, it needs to stop.

>>6855534

isnt rugby in a LDR with someone?

taking a selfie after not doing so in like a year is such a weird experience
how do people do this daily

>>6855540

Which ones did you pick? And how did you even make that difficult choice?

>>6855534

Pls be true

>>6855545

That's the whole point of the meme those

>b-butthurt

>>6855550

Practice

>>6855551

Well I don't really use my dildos as much as I used to, don't have the time and most of the time to tired to use them. Med Nox and Med Chance.

>>6855559

Aw that's too bad. How's school been going?

some people really do need to leave gg purely out of being here way too long
move on friends, stop being losers

>>6855540
Oh yeah, I remember seeing you post about having dragon dildos.
Since I can't get anything delivered to my home without my parents opening it/interrogating me on what it is, would you recommend delivery of sex toys to your university accommodation? My university says we're allowed to order in and receive parcels, but I'm not sure what their policy would be on their undergraduates receiving medium novas on campus, and I'm not too comfortable asking them about it.

>>6855569
I've been lurking here since /lgbt/ was made, we are simply losers without peer. Also how else am I supposed to get drama this dumb?

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I'm back from florida

Spoilers: i'm still cute and gay

>>6855569

Calm down, anon, it's just a thread on an imageboard.

>>6855559

>too tired to get off

Dang, guy. That's a harsh way to be.

>>6855564

Good, kind of hate spanish II, but good nonetheless.

>>6855570

I have no experience in that area, I've never had anything delivered to my university. It'd probably be fine, BD boxes are discrete.

>>6855570

discreet packaging, retard

or just pick it up from the post office inperson

>>6855574
I fucking wish this place had drama worth paying attention to

>>6855575

I can still get off, that's not an issue, but I don't really want to go through getting prepped for anal and everything then the cleanup, too much time a lot of times.

>tfw can't have anal sex b/c hemorrhoids

>>6855546
He's India where he belongs

>>6855586
iktf

>>6855575
>cute

No receipts have been found

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>>6855559
oh wow thats a lot of horse wiener

be careful make sure you're roommates dont see

>>6855576
I took 4 spanishes which is like 1 short of a minor and it wasnt that long ago and i actually cant remember any spanish

>>6855570
i dont think your college is allowed to ask you what you got mailed to you lol

it just comes in a regular box and then you take it out and then put it in you - get the medium dragon tail one its good if you are just starting out


you guys theres a new bakery i can walk to and i got 2 cookies

>>6855597

Don't have a roommate so that's not an issue.

>>6855576

Pero espanol es un idioma hermoso

>>6855586
>>6855588

Fuck the pain away

Blood is gr8 lube

>>6855570
tbqhwyf the first couple of times i ordered dildos, they were all opened from their discreet boxes and put into safety 'packaging' by the mail services so there was literally nothing actually discreet about it because the packaging was very much shaped like a giant dildo inside a little plastic frame
just a heads up if you need things legit legit discreet

>>6855576
Also, if you don't mind me asking, do you happen to know anything about the Flint model?
I hear people say "the foreskin's great", but is the foreskin a separate flap of silicone to the glans like a real foreskin, or is it fused to in and just exists for aesthetic and texture purposes?

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>>6853531
Que picardia.

>>6855614

It's all solid silicone, it's just that it's modeled to have a foreskin, it's not removable or moveable or anything like that, all one piece.

>>6855614
*it, not in
Thanks, fingers.

>>6855610

Were you ordering internationally? I can see how customs might have some weird thing but otherwise that's fucked up

>>6855546

Is he? He might just be looking for friends, right?

>>6855551

It is. I don't see his profile on grindr right now so he might of deleted it or logged out?

>>6855583
People tend to get exceptionally aggrivated over stupid things. Like how Hitler is a whore, Rugby is a fatass, Jupp and SP are both furry douchebags and Epsilon is self centered and vapid.

>>6855534
Closest person to me is 2000ft away.

>>6855634
I'm online. Message me. And I'm single now.

>>6855543
>Who cares how some people do it?
Umm I do, because they are the people I know in person and appreciate they don't see me in that way with that derogatory term...? It's a different point anyway, I was just saying how I found that some of my friends define the term "faggot" as effeminate male rather than homosexual man, and they're hardly the very "progressive" either.

>You're the one arguing it's a more useful means and if it hasn't changed for most people, it isn't useful at all
You STILL have provided NO evidence that a term hasn't changed for most people... And how would that make it not useful anyway if we use it ourselves to differentiate ourselves from the more feminine types to show that we're not inherently flamboyant flamers to the homophobes?

>Yeah except it tells them they were right to be homophobic in the first place, just not to you
>They aren't less homophobic, they at best just don't turn that on you
As I said, discriminating against the flamboyant flamers is not homophobic... Discriminating against homosexuality is, and homosexuality is absolutely not inherently effeminate. It's just against the personality trait which is effeminacy in men, which I and many other gay men find pretty off-putting if excessive.

>>6855575

what did you do in FL?

>>6855624
Nope, all local. Two of them weren't in the same province, but one of them was.

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>>6853873
nope, how horrifying

>>6853873
Fucking putrid

>>6854063
that use to be a woman

I got fingered by someone for the first time today.

Having something go inside your butt is just not right. It feels super weird.

I'm going to do it again though, and will bottom eventually, because the guy I'm seeing is a top...

>>6855534
PozhisNegHole

>>6855658
What was his name? Albert Einstein.

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>>6855610
yea dont order something from fist-shaped-dildo-box.com get like a good dragon dildo from a reputable and also only dragon dildo dealer

>>6855586
do you have health insurance they can make those go away real quick

they just like tie a thing around them or something its super minor

>>6855606
cool thats cool do you have a place all to yourself or are you in like a suite on campus etc where you get your own room

I can't even get grindr because there's a gang of Russians in my turn that use the app to entrap gays to beat up

>>6855620
>Wanted to stick my tongue between the glans and the foreskin.
Eh, I think I'll pass. Thanks for the advice, though.

>>6855675
Use scruff or one of the more obscure ones less likely to be used by secretly gay russians.

>>6855673
I'm not really into dragon dildos 2 b h

>>6855673

Private room on campus, it's p nice

>>6855677

It'd be a little hard to get a dildo like that, there might be one I liked that, but getting it to work properly would be an issue.

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>>6854606
I wouldn't want to be on a team that doesn't know how to squat correctly. Sorry, but rugby teams are far better looking and I know they know how to squat.

>>6855693
I'd design a candle flame shaped fire that is stylized such that it looks like a lion pushing through grass/trees.

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>>6855685
oh ok

>>6855688
yea those are winners i had one of those


guys the new Of Montreal album came out like this week what are you listening to

>>6855693
Get it as a classy tramp stamp instead.

Also fire/lion is played out as fucc. Every RPG franchise has a lion with a fire mane.

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>>6855395
>Mojito
>new
Hahaha, jesus these new fags don't know shit do they?

>>6855642

what happened between you and swede?

>>6855643

You've already said you're not saying most people use it your way

Justifying homophobia is why it's not useful

Discriminating against effeminate gays when effeminate straight men haven't faced anything like what gays have faced is precisely homophobia

>>6855649

Dang that sucks

Did anyone else see them (besides, presumably, the post office people)?

>>6855675

You should reverse-Tesak them

Lure them to a gay hangout and murder them all

Do it for your gay brothers

>>6855677

That's the best feel desu

>>6855716
Not gonna get into it but we mutually decided to end it.

>>6855723
>study abroad
>didn't expect their relationship to end
You should have done what normal people do and end the relationship just before you study abroad and then try to pick it back up when you come back.

>>6855660

A dick will feel very different from a finger. Hope you're ready for it

>>6855690

This desu

>>6855693

I refuse to believe this isn't a troll

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>>6855734
>I refuse to believe this isn't a troll
It's way too complex of a post to be fake, Senpai

>>6855719
Nah, no one was home. Mailman just had an interesting face lmao

>>6855723
Rugby wants that dried out mutilated american jew cock inside him.

>>6855719
>Justifying homophobia is why it's not useful
We're just going around in circles now. It doesn't justify homophobia at all, it does the opposite as effeminacy in men is undeniably at very least a major factor of homophobia.

>Discriminating against effeminate gays when effeminate straight men haven't faced anything like what gays have faced is precisely homophobia
Are you trying to imply that effeminate straight men don't get shit? Of course they would when homophobes think they're gay, I'm sure they get PLENTY of shit coming there way if they acted super flamboyant. A lot of people see it as a personality trait in men anyway. It's just much more common for gays to be feminine than straight men for obvious reasons i.e. gender roles in het relationships. What do you want? like, equal discrimination against all fem men? Bigot !!!?!
It's just a stereotype of all homosexuals which must be delegitamised, and a good way of doing this is to differentiate ourselves from the flamboyant flamers and show how homosexuality is not inherently effeminate...

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>>6855751
>>6855693

yea this is really careful and terrifying if this is fake

how did u get your element

>>6855642

I'm too far away so I don't see you on there. I go to school in Indianapolis but have friend at your uni which is why I was over there this afternoon.

>>6855784
north or south?

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>>6855771
u shouldnt be mean to kurt from glee hes probably nice

i want to help him not get punched in the head

>>6855789
oh ok

>>6855551
Swede broke up with him. He cries about it a lot

>>6855771

You're saying they were justified in being homophobic in the first place because faggots are bad, just that they weren't justified in directing their homophobia at you

Effeminate straight men don't get fag dragged or fired for having a spouse, no

>>6855789

Amazing.

>>6855575
Kill yourself please

>>6855792

my friend is in the avenues north

New thread
>>6855786
Have there ever been two gaygens made at the same time?

I think someone should do this already.

Uhh... New Gaygen, guys:
>>6855786

>>6855810
Ah okay, you were pretty far from me then.

>>6855820
Dammit - sorry >>6855817.
I just wanted to help...

>>6855825

were you over in north this afternoon?
grindr said you were as close
as 25ft from my friends apartment

>>6855839
Nah but I've been over there before.

Hi there /gaygen/, what are you lovelies doin tonight?

>You're saying they were justified in being homophobic in the first place because faggots are bad, just that they weren't justified in directing their homophobia at you
Not at all, stop twisting my words. Obviously the people associated with the term "faggot" are going to be seen as negative because it's a fucking derogatory term, and it's better for it to mean "effeminate male" which is an obnoxious minority of gays than just "gay man". That does not justify how they used it earlier at all.

>Effeminate straight men don't get fag dragged or fired for having a spouse, no
As I said, discriminating against fems is not homophobia, it's a negative and obnoxious personality trait in men which is associated with all homosexuals for homophobes. It is not homophobic as homosexuality is not inherently effeminate, rather some of the more submissive cumsluts tend to """express""" themselves in such a manner.

>>6855870
For >>6855802

>>6855857
I was going to play WoW until I pass out, but I'm too tired for even that.

What does it mean when someone smells like they smoke, but they don't smoke?

>>6855972
That they hang around smokers?