Gaygen: Stupid Cute Bears Edition

>>6837956
I'm the only gay bear (well, cub...) I know (lotsa straight ones).
I'm also the only gay I know who is interested in monogamy.

which one of you did this

>>>/fit/38558650

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>tfw I would give anything to be given attention and be pushed down roughly by a strong bear, eating me up and groping my thighs
pls

Not worth marrying.

>>6837974
Are you a girl?

>>6837974
>people wanting their asses eaten

idgi

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>>6837956
Because I've got more talent when it comes to sucking at life than I do when it comes to sucking dick.

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>>6837994
No. A man.

>>6837995
I mean eat me up like kissing and biting my body.

>>6837974
>>6838012
there's a general for mtfs you know

>>6838017
I've never taken HRT and never fucking will, I'm not that much of a degenerate

All I want is to meet up with a cute gaygen anon, see a movie together, then go back to his place and have him fuck me then cum in my mouth...

>>6838012
god

what are braces?

>>6838046
Other than the fuck and mouth cum (I'd prefer nightwalk in the park, cuddle, arrange second date, then goodnight kiss), this sounds pretty nice.

>>6838046
Are you a hot daddy bear?

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>tfw you unironically agree with all of this

Whoever gave women freedom to vote and think ruined our nation. Its like giving your dog the right to vote.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXt2tGdd66Y

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>>6838050
Rood

>>6838070
>that inflection on "repulsive"

>>6837972
It's always feelgood.

>>6838070
thank g*d im not straight
those are some ugly bitches

Who are you voting for gaygen and why?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11141250

I have a crush on this guy and pretty sure he likes me too, how I make a move to fuck him? We are both shy and awkward but I think I need to do something first.

>>6838253
Just be up front about it. Say hey whats up, chat up, mention you kinda like him, ask if he wants to do something together.

>>6837956
Who are these handsome dudes?

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>>6838342
They are the epic tripfags known as "swede" and "rugby"

>>6838366
People should be executed for this level of slander

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>>6838371
You should be executed for being circe 2 without the sluttiness.

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Mom
>Don't you want a boyfriend anon?

Me
>I'm a far right moral traditionalist with two friends. I'll be lucky to find a homosexual who isn't appalled by me.

Mom
>oh, ok

Commie stepdad pops a statin in the corder.

how was your day gaygen

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>>6838377
You should be executed for being a tasteless newfag that doesn't recognise both my superiority and that I was posting in this general first.

>>6838422
You should be executed for being a mobile posting anime loser.


Werent you EXPOSED for being a failed straight anyway?

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>>6838422

>>6838377
He's a total slut on Discord though. You just don't know him well enough.

>>6838342
post baratiddies

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>>6838432
Show me the receipts boyo, I'm the gayest daddyfucker in this hole and your slander means nothing to me

>>6838450
You're lucky I'm in bed right now or I would rain smug anime down on you

two things i need desperately right now
1 cherry blasters
2 to have my cherry blasted

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>>6838342
Forgot the name..

>>6838475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VKfc_k87o

>>6838451
post the discord, I'm bored and want to see other people talking

>>6838497
I'm not in the gaygen Discord.

>>6838479
Hun cum back 2 bed

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>>6838519
>Samurbi noticed me

>>6838012
That makes more sense to me.

>tfw boyfriend (???) has fallen for the ass eating meme and wants to try it

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>>6838538
ssh jupp will find out

>>6838550

Rimming aint no meme. Its a way of life.

>>6838580
>implying I want to "get eaten for like three hours"

I'm not bout that life

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>>6838550
shit on him to display dominance and from that point on he'll eat ass like a champ

>>6838597

You do

you just don't know it yet

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>>6837956
>husbear

Simple! Bears aren't my type.

>rimming and getting rimmed for the first time this Monday

I'm so excited!

I've had a fascination with manholes for a while now.

>>6838605
I don't want him to though. That's the point. It seems like something you'd do to a girl.

>>6838606
It seems like it would just feel weird rather than good. Beats the hell out of me why he wants to do it.

>>6838640
gurl shut the fuck up, you do too much thinking and not enough feeling

>>6838637
I never cared about it until my ex. Now I'd let any future bfs sit on my face.

>>6838640
>It seems like it would just feel weird rather than good.
You know the anus is an erogenous zone, right?
Everything tongue-based is weird if you think about it. Even if you describe kissing, it sounds weird rather than pleasurable.
>So, we press our lips together...
>Then we rub our tongues tongether... and salivate into each others' mouths slightly...

Want husbear
Just ended 5 year relationship
Looking for one
Nobody to play rocket league and tease their cock at the same time
Fuckkkkkkkk

>>6838663
can you fuck off back to /v/

>>6838665
Only if I can fuck you on the way over there.

>>6838670
no thanks im a straight female poster

>>6838674
>Straight female poster
>in Gaygen
Trash, fuck off

>>6838679
>/v/trash trying to judge others
cuuuuute!

>>6838681
im sry but this really isnt a place for u its a safe place for homosexual men and its very disrespectful of u to come here if ur not a man, its like a man going into ur house and raping u while u play cards with ur female friends ok? please leave now

>>6838681
I wasn't that poster

>>6838696
ok listen i was displomatic with u but now ur being rude so fuck off u roastie cunt this isnt a place for u no one here cares about ur stupid female opinions we are not straight we dont care we dont have to pretend ur our equal ur not ur just a stinky woman with a stinky vagina and no one likes u so go away now or at least wear a name so i can filter u

ur disgusting ur a pig ur a shit ur not used to not having men bend over for u well guess what piggy mctits no one here likes u so go away NOW

>>6838688
>>6838696
Both of you are so retarded I'm ashamed to be on the same board as you, Jesus fuck.

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>>6838674
Lol trannies aren't female.
If you're cis fuck off fag hag.

>>6838688
>implying they wouldn't like that
>implying they haven't already claimed that happened to get attention so beta oribitors beat up their bf.

Does gaygen like Sam Hyde? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-nniO1WN4

>>6838712
screencapped and sent to my fellow femarxist friends
enjoy upholding a completely broken and oppressive institution

>>6838719
overrated cis white male humor
about as abysmal as whoever that jewish fat white girl is that cis white females love

>>6838717
The best part of this is that I made the rocket league post and didnt respond somebody else did this.

>>6838717
>People are having fun as usual on geegee
>OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO RETARDED UGHHHHH

>>6838717
sry i dont usually speak much on here because u guys are a bit judgey lol but this bitch got on my nerves like who does she think she is shes just some dumb vagina like we care we are above that lol

peace man though

>>6838736
Straight cis women posting isn't fun. They ruined r9k

>>6838742
The only thing that ruined r9k was it becoming popular 2 b h

>>6838736
>fun

Now here's the kicker folks

>on geegee

OHHHHH BOYYYY

>>6838719
charls best mde

>>6838750
*yawns*

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>>6838606
this bottom calls you a good boy

what do you do?

>>6838760
>muscle bottoms
Disgusting

>>6838760
it's kind of unfortunate someone that aesthetically pleasing is such a bore in bed

>>6838739
Going to assume some type of language barrier or something by the way you're typing, either way you saying what you just said about ' being above a dumb vagina ' is so bad it's like you're literally a strawman from a samefag.

>>6838756
>roleplaying your emotions

OHHH BOYYYYYYY

>>6838768
>not wanting to top bigger and more masculine than you
get out of my face

>>6838775
*rolls eyes*
do you suffer from autism or smth

>>6838779
No, I want the stronger more masculine man to dominate my fragile and sensitive body, faggot

>>6838768
faggot

>>6838783
Homo

>>6838782
I don't see why you can't have both.

>>6838792
There's no switcher-o here son, only a submissive bitrch

>>6838796
S-slut

>>6838796
I'm incredibly submissive as a person, but I really want to fuck someone in the ass someday.

>>6838796
BORING

>>6838802
I'd love to be someone's little slut someday, I'm just such a attention whore so I just want to be touched all the time

>>6838803
Gay

>>6838807
No u

>>6838807
I agree with this.
If you're not going to put in work, what's the point?

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>>6838768
>>6838772

>>6838813
I'm super touchy and leave marks, so no worries

>>6838645
I can't help it. I don't really know what I'm doing. He suggested using his fingers instead, but I think that's just as embarrassing.

>>6838657
I mean I guess you have a point. But it's still weird to think about. It's embarrassing, but he apparently really likes making me feel good. I just wish I was more comfortable with some of the shit he wants to try. I just wind up feeling girly or getting embarrassed or start worrying I'm going to make some weird noise or something. He says it's fine, but for all I know he could just be bein nice.

>>6838803
nothing wrong with it

x was a sub but on is birthday he topped once

it really sucked for me since he had no idea how to use his pretty big dick

He enjoyed it tho, he would try to top after that but it just didn't work out well

>>6838813
Honestly so many submissive bottoms should stop referring to themselves as such when they just lie there, moan occasionally, and then jerk themselves off. That ain't submissive, that's just being a boring bottom bitch.

>>6838824
lactating men are my fetish

>he's not feeling depressed now
>seems to be into me again

Oh God, maybe there is hope after all.

If you're a straight female I will pound your pussy because i am a straight man. I look like a bear well now I am an otter with toned muscle.

>>6838843
quick, tranq him and inject a lifetime supply of antidepressants into him so he can forever be into you

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>>6838479
I'm not Steven, I'm Dot, well usually went anonymous, just a nobody. so don't mind me. Anyways, I think I've seen their name before, I was giving that pict cause that's the only clue I have

>>6838831
>has a at who just wants to wreck his ass and get him off as much as possible
>too much of a pussy to take a dick
how am I still single

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>>6838898
iktf

What happens when two tops fall in love?

>>6838937
they fall in love
you dumbass bitch

Does having two beers a week ruin gains?

>>6838760

Get a boner of course

>>6838937

They suck each others dicks and occasionally eiffel tower a slutty cumdump together

>>6838937
They get a bottom bitch to share

>>6839016
>>6839029
gross

>>6839034
2bh true bottoms really are revolting

>>6838824
source?

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>>6839050

true bottoms are precious

Do you keep a condom in your wallet?

Why would somebody ever have spontaneous anal sex?

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>>6839068
This

>>6839094
Yeah, I have a condom that I got with an energy drink from a vending machine at Auschwitz. No idea how it ended up being stocked there.

It's a few years old but I keep it with me on the off chance that if I end up fucking a Jew, I can tell them where the condom is from.

>>6839212
I can't tell if thia "joke" belongs on pol or s4s

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>>6839225
What joke?

>seeing a guy for over half a year
>he asks me if I'm still looking to date other guys
>I say no and assume he's the same
>some months later find out he's active on OKC
>"single"

How stupid am I? I thought we were a thing but I guess gay men don't do that sorta stuff.

>>6839212
oy vey

>>6839272
Stop looking to blame your lack of communication on others 2bh

>>6839068
>true bottoms
They don't exist, they never will, sorry to break your heart fatty.

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>>6837956
>tfw just naired my downstairs
>bussy so cute I put lipstick on it and sent the pic to my bf
>weenus looks like a tiny elephant ^~^
>actually considering getting electrolysis so it stays this way permanently
>put my sisters lipstick back
>time of my life.

>>6839338
>put my sisters lipstick back
I wish this was real.

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>>6839345
My life isnt a meme you dip.

We share the same reality.

>>6839422
Post lipstick'd bussy then.

>>6839427
Bump

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>>6839427
I already sent it to the only person who will ever see it.

Monogamy aint just my favorite color.

>>6839468
tell em sluts sis

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Watching hentai drinking two beers learning Japanese and dont hace to deal with sone cunt that will accuse you of stuff you didnt do becauseb they are all sociopaths.


Literally the fucking life.

>>6839336
I know I screwed up communicating somehow, but I really think I'm a moron when it comes to relationships. I just have an unrealistic standard of dating exclusively that others seem to not care about as much.

In fact, I don't know of any gay couple that dates exclusively at all that isn't already married.

>>6839272
>men
>not garbage
pick 1

>>6837974
Gross fatty jawline

Even I have a higher chance of getting a bear bf

>>6839516
Dating isn't strictly defined, hence the communication part. It's when you go "are we dating others?" and have that entire conversation. Some people date a bunch of people at once and then go into the 'relationship' portion, some people are monogamous daters, some people have whatever other rules they give themselves.

Just gotta work it out.

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>>6839471
>sis
I am not a girl you queer.

>>6839516
>In fact, I don't know of any gay couple that dates exclusively at all that isn't already married.

>couples
>not dating exclusivly

I dont think you know what that word means friend.

>>6839571
shut the fuck up sis kys

>>6839542
>Dating isn't strictly defined

I wish I knew this earlier. I'm so stupid. I guess you could call me a "monogamous dater" but I'm starting to think they don't exist in the gay community besides me.

>>6839523
I guess I'm learning it's not that others are garbage, just I'm too naive and get taken advantage of easily.

>>6839571
Yeah, I thought I knew what dating meant too. I've met some guys who say they're looking to "date" when they're in an "exclusive relationship." I'm not joking. This shit is ridiculous and enough to drive me insane.

>>6839578
They exist, but due to their nature they're harder to come by. I mean, you're effectively looking for someone who vibes with you, likes you back, is dating you, was at the right place at the right time (or on an app during the same time you were), and also doesn't date others at the same time. Not easy to find at all.

Wouldn't let that one thing mess you up though, now you're going to naturally place more importance on communication anyways and that's a good thing.

Straight muscle bear here

Anybody want to pretend to be delicious flat chest shaved girl to make me cum?

Ill put my load in your mouth and watch you swallow it.

>>6839598
>>6839578
>being so beta you cant even ask your own partner if he plans to fuck on the side for the entirety of your relationship

I have only dated two dudes. Both times it was in entirely monogamous relationships. Where the fuck are you finding your guys? bathroom stalls and hookup apps?

>>6839620
As long as you pretend to be a gay muscle bear.

>>6839628
Are you going to pretend you like being fucked like a girl?

>>6839620
I'm so tired of you lonely gay boys pretending to be straight men on here.

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>>6839634
Sigh... just this once.

>>6839623
This. I also have a monogamous relationship and this was discussed with my bf early on. It's not hard to find. He's just a sad sap that wants to feel sorry for himself. Try asking your future partner what they want before you commit.

>>6839643
Will you wear a dress for me and bite a pillow when I shove my cock inside you while I fuck you like the little slut you are... you seem like the type that would do anything to make a straight man happy whore...

>>6839654
If I bite the pillow how will your hear my feminine shrieks? How will you know I have deposited my eggs upon for forest floor for you to fertilize?

>>6839666
Alright stay a boy youre not a good girl.

Ill just breed on your face instead.

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Who else here is a smug big city liberal gay making too much money at my professional position.

Bout to smoke some legal weed with my bf and watch squidbillies so I can laugh at flyover country. However I just realized how much of a stereotype I am. I think I will drink some sour apple vodka instead so its less cliche.

>>6839709
Lucky making money.
Ill always be poor becsuse im a retard and im going to be homeless when im 40

>>6838010
I love a little white boy donk

>>6839755

fully sick innit m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

gaygen should be nicer to fat people

>>6839808
wiz ruined fat people for everyone

>>6839813
this is what happens when you dongkebabs are trusted with trips

>>6839709
>sour apple vodka
>less cliche

Oh you poor dear.

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>>6839808
I'm kind to Juppybear if he's kind to me.

>>6839620
come over here and turn me into one

>tfw your cum just dribbles out instead of shooting all over the place
How pathetic and boring...

What are some instant turnoffs for you?

>>6840166
Hairy bp

>>6840166
Doesn't like cuddling

>>6840166

-Facial Hair
-Body Hair
-tattoos
-Bald
-too muscular
-too skinny
-piercings, especially gauges
-vaping
-smoking cigarettes instead of cigars
-women
-underbite
-that weird reddish redneck tan that white people get
-dressed like a hick
-baseball caps
-black

>>6840166
>No body hair
>Small dick
>Circumcised
>Speaks with feminine/stereotypical gay voice
>Closeted
>Loud/obnoxious
>Low intelligence
>Morbidly obese
>Owns a pet

>>6840210
I forgot some
>Smoking
>Drinking or smoking weed more than once a week
>Hard drugs

>>6840195
inb4 forever alone

>>6840195
You're a bad person.

>>6840166
bad breath

>>6840214

why

>>6840213
I don't think my standards are that high.
To clarify a couple,
>morbidly obese
Little bit chubby guys are fine, hot even.
>Small dick
Under 5". Like 10-20% of guys.

Also this add to my list >>6840215
Along with strong BO.

>>6840213
>>6840219
Just realized he didn't respond to me.
Time to an hero out of shame. Goodbye.

I love cum!

>>6840224
I never got the cum fetish. It's cool and all, but i much prefer the journey getting there.

>>6837967
Jesus this

>tfw will never get to be make out in a back alley
>>6838051
seconded

>>6839534
Fuckin' fite me cunt

>>6840166
>black or latino
>overly hairy
>too muscular
>too heavy
>fuckboi status
>smoker/drug user
>religious
>older by more than 5 years
>facial hair (depending)
-too normal/average
-cynical

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>>6840210
>Owns a pet
What's wrong with Doggos and Cate?

Also
>tfw no one to netflix and chill with like pic related

>>6840295
Cate/Doggo is cute.

>>6840281
*ignore the be
>>6840166
polygamy

It's the supervillain cooler than a million don't make me slice squares like Sicilians

I saw battle royale 2 earlier this night and now it's 6 am and I still can't sleep

>>6840166
>Slutty (I've learnt to tolerate "not also a khv" to some degree)
>Skinny
>/fit/
>>OK, basically "not chubby"
>Polygamous/interested in open 「[implying]"relationships"[/implying]」 or hookups
>HIV+ (or has any other STD; again, I've learnt to tolerate oral HSV-1 positive to some degree)
>Smooth
>Babyface
>Identifies as top/bottom
>Wears makeup aside from the occasional dab of foundation he borrowed from a female to cover up a giant zit
>No passions outside of the one mentioned below
>Passionate/obsessed with LGBT and gay culture
>Effeminate/loud gay bff
>Overcompensating, hypermasc gym jock
>Is a complete moron
>Smokes (I've learnt to tolerate very occasional socially smoking to some degree)
>Does drugs (I've learnt to tolerate very occasional weed to some degree)
>Is an alcoholic

>>6840216
Not the same anon, but
>Doesn't like facial hair
>Doesn't like body hair
>Doesn't like tattoos
>Doesn't like piercings or gauges
You have some pretty shit taste in some areas (either that or I do...)

>>6840344
>fit guys are a dealbreaker
>okay looking guys are a dealbreaker
>smooth twinks are a dealbreaker

so do you just like fat dudes? gross.

>>6840346
Fit guys tend to be down at the gym all the time, continuously on low calorie health diets and shit. Twinks don't seem too cuddly and are a little too feminine for my tastes. I never mentioned okay looking guys.

OK, I think I may be the one with conventionally shit taste... Chubby bears are just too cute and cuddly to not like imo.

>>6840344
>not also a khv
For a minute there I wanted to know what the actual fuck koi herpes had to do with anything and then I realized what you actually meant.

I just want to spitroasted and filled with cum, is that so much to ask?

>>6840346
lol, seriously. he wants a chubby hairy dude. the world is his damn oyster

>tfw verse with verse bf
>tfw were both power bottoms when we bottom

Life is grand.

>>6840432
There's tons of them?
I've never even seen one (who is gay) other than myself in real life.

>>6838898
It's not that I'm a pussy, the idea just makes me feel really awkward. I used to be in denial hard and I think I'm finally coming around to the idea that getting fucked doesn't make me a bitch, but the thought of someone doing shit like that to me is still kind of embarrassing.

I thought blow jobs would be fine but he likes to fucking watch me and I'm worried about making a weird noise or face now.

Plus his dick is huge and I don't want to die.

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>tfw in a week I'll start my erasmus
>I've already been asked out for a drink
>Already added 2 other hot gay erasmus to Normiebook

>>6840435
I hope you two die of aids

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>>6837967
>I'm also the only gay I know who is interested in monogamy.
This this this this

>>6840472
>The idea of being his little bitch while you're getting fucked doesn't make you diamonds
???

>be me
>come sleep at cute boys house
>he lives with homophobic parents and insists that i should sleep in the guest room and lock the door
>do it
>its early morning now
>every 5 min someone comes and tries to open the door/knocks

i'm so fucking scared how do i get out of here

>>6840502
>implying theory and practice are the same thing

It's not like I don't want to have sex with him. I just get really embarrassed every time things head in that direction. I'm not sure how to make myself relax.

You're all beautiful and amazing
I love you all
Please don't ever think you don't matter or that you're not good enough
If you're reading this I want you to know you're a wonderful cutie

>>6840544
I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

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>>6840584
>me when someone calls me wonderful
Thanks though Anon

>>6840633
Thanks man I needed a laugh
You're wonderful and funny

I have a subscription to WoW again. Well goodbye work out.

>>6840650
I take it you're playing the new expansion?
You're a smart dude, you'll figure out a way to do both. Please do not lose your motivation for working out, you're worth the effort

>first ever bf
>i trust him a lot and care about him more than anyone
>emotionally crushed every time there's the slightest hiccup in the relationship, or he seems down or concerned
>start to miss him after just seeing him
>basically want to spend all the time with him
>starting to get jealous of guys he talks to and his friends and stuff
>get jealous when i see him talking to other guys in my fb news thing

Oh god what am i becoming

>>6840664
I won't. I'm one day in and I just remembered how much time mmos take for me. I literally will try to max out everything on my character.

>>6840683
You're becoming me after my first boyfriend. Next it'll be weight gain and an unhealthy addiction to video games.
>>6840685
whoops forgot the trip lol

>>6840689
I havent played videogames in months, and lately now my life is: see bf, go to work so i can see bf, text bf, sleep, repeat

>>6840440
GROWLr

>tfw loose skin becoming more apparent with every passing kilogram
I just want to look normal :(

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>>6840701
Shouldn't have allowed yourself to become a fat cunt in the first place.

>>6840701
Take your time losing weight so that your skin can adjust, be patient and don't give up until you've seen the full results. You can do it my friend, don't let anyone else discourage you.

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>>6837956
SP is best waifu
Jupp is worst waifu

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>>6840726
Who is this dick depository?

>>6840726
O-oh my

>>6837956
>tfw no circe bf

>>6840726
DELEET THIS

>>6837967
iktf

>>6840584
you dont know me
I could be ugly and an asshole
im handsome and charming but still

you all may be special! because lgbt make a small percentage of the world population.
special isnt always better! in fact sometimes is much worse, for you and the rest of the world
I dont know any of you so I dont have an opinion on you!
you dont matter, or at least more than anyone else
if you are reading this, you are a person! probably
and thats the objective truth

go be self-indulging if you want but then you are on risk of losing perspective and becoming irrational
on risk of becoming an F word, and no one wants that
except already irrational people

so stop being depressed and try dysthymia for once! its less painful

>fuck boyfriend/best bro for the first time last weekend
>neither of us really know what the fuck we're doing
>it was still pretty great
>going to do it again this weekend probably
>my old man isn't going to be home
>want it to be even better
>how

>>6840166
When they have absolutely nothing going on. In appearance they look just dull, there's nothing interesting happening, and in their lives they just follow routines and that's fucking it. So bland he might as well be dead.

2bh that's the biggest turn off, and it's so immediate too. I can get over (or he can work on) nearly everything else, but a bland motherfucker? That's a mountain to climb.

>>6840166
when they are not bears or fat
I though it was a fetish but its worse, im exclusively attracted to bears
which sucks because age is a big turnoff for me

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>im 18
>exclusively attracted to 22-26 year olds

Does this mean I can't have a real relationship until I get a few years older? I feel like a 4-8 year age difference is too "weird" to work.

>>6840895
>boyfriend/best bro

the fuck is this no homo shit

have you tried talking to him?

>>6840943
At that age the only people who will be interested in your dumbass are pedos, everyone else will stay the fuck away until you're not so possible-jailb8 anymore.

Also everyone hates those under 20 due to maturity levels oddly enough, don't bother pulling the "i'm mature for my age" shit too, everyone reads past it.

>>6840891
You are amazing and beautiful
Please do not fight me on this

>>6840933
Where do you even find bears, especially younger ones, cause they don't seem to be on grindr?

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>>6840952

i get that. So far ive met non-crazy midtwenties guys for casual hookups, but i know that they would never want to be in a serious relationship with me because of the age thing - not only are we both at very different stages in life but all of his friends would probably think he was a pedo and stuff

so do i just have to wait for a few years to get a boyfriend?

at what age do you think it stops being weird?

>>6840968

growlr

>>6840943
This can work if you're both introverts. If you want to go over to his place all the time and chill at home and create your own little world together, cooking nice food and watching stuff and boning, and going out on "just you two" dates like dinner and hiking, it can work and it will be wonderful. I know a pair of 30 and 19 and I dated an 18 when I was 26 and it was great.

Things will not work if you are both social creatures. You do not want to meet his business friends. He does not want to meet your high school friends. Don't meet each others' parents. If you're cool with that then you'll have a great time.

>>6840969
Nah, just date younger than what you're 'exclusively' attracted to until you're older. I mean, even if you don't take the dates super serious, you'll be getting some sort of practice. And you won't be alone either, so go for those hookups and stay safe 2bh

Probably 20, although it depends for different people but I guess that's the average age where people just sort of assume you've "matured". After 20, people perceive even 9 year differences as tolerable.

>>6840949
Shit no it's not like a no homo thing at all. It's just that we've been best friends a real long time and were really close before we admitted we both liked each other. We have a relationship but he's my best friend in the whole world and I still think of him that way if that makes sense. It's like I get to have both. Which is pretty fucking great.

We're pretty good at talking about what we like and shit, but both of us are pretty inexperienced. I just thought it'd be a good idea to ask someone who hasn't had sex three times in their entire life.

>>6840991
Aw that's cute. Film the next act and post it.

>>6840991
greaser anon? does your qt greaser bf still call you my guy?

>>6840994
Naw. He's real fucking cute, but I don't want to show him off like that. If we ever did anything like that, we wouldn't put it online.

>>6841015
I'm still not sure how come you keep calling us greasers, but yes that's me. And yes he does.

>>6840943
As a 26 year old I'm pretty sure everyone your age is stupid. Like how you presumably think 14 year olds are stupid.

>>6841037
You're the biggest manchild here so your opinion doesn't really matter

>>6841032
>If we ever did anything like that, we wouldn't put it online.
zzz

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>>6837956
who here bulking?

>>6841069
sorry im not american but does bulking mean eating disgusting food on purpose? strange tradition

>>6841075
no, it means me looking better than you

>>6841079
then why did you attach an image of food? americans are strange

>>6841032
>he uses pomade in his hair
>you call your dad 'old man'

so that's why I think of you both as greasers and your relationship is pure af.

>>6841053
It's kind of a personal thing to put out there and all. If he wanted to do something like that for just the two of us I guess I wouldn't mind though. He sent me a kind of suggestive selfie yesterday. Dunno if he meant to or not though.

>>6841084
I guess that makes sense. Shit I'm real happy though.

>playing around with some friends
>one of them pulls my hair
>let out the most sensual moan almost by instinct
>everyone just stops what they're doing and gives me the most disapproving look
>"what was that?"

>>6841090
>Dunno if he meant to or not though.
Oh yeah, total accident

>>6841095
untrained sluts are the worst

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>tfw no justin husband
JUST
LET
ME
DIE

>>6841104
apparently he caught on to homos miring him so he stopped posting lewd shit on youtube

>>6841123
damn so he's a closet case? makes it even better 2 b h

>>6841104
WHO IS THIS

>>6841103
No I just meant I don't know if he meant it to be suggestive or if I'm just seeing it that way because I've been blue balled these last couple days.

Like it's just him wearing the tank top I accidentally left over at his house and he sent it to me to brag about how he was going to steal it. But all I can see is his mouth and his upper chest cleavage and his arms. I literally didn't notice he was wearing my shirt at first because that's all I could focus on.

>>6841128
No he's a disgusting straightie

I need to douche because I may be getting some on Monday for the first time.

Would they have douches at Walgreens?

Are they called douches or is there a proper name?

Does anyone think there should be a law that says straight men should never be as/more attractive as gays?
It's just a waste t b h

>>6841132
guuuurl are you always this dumb

>>6841160
Definitely. They can't even appreciate their own beauty like a gay person can.

>>6841160
tbqh there doesn't need to be a law
even the good ones end up marrying and becoming ugly slobs
the world is never in favor of breeders 2 b h

>>6841132
yeah he was totally doing that to tease you greaser anon. make sure you wreck his ass next time you see him.

>>6841173
It makes me sad when a hunky str8 guy marries a vagina and she degenerates into pure fat

>>6841186
I used to feel the same, but then I realized a lot of guys actually encourage their wives to become slobs so they don't leave.
2bh breeders have some severe mental shit going on it's scary

>>6841164
I'm not too bright when it comes to this stuff alright?

I spent so long seriously wanting to fuck him, convinced that he could never feel the same way and thinking the hints he was dropping were wishful thinking. So I guess when he does shit like this now my brain just follows that train of thought.

>>6841174
Believe me I'll try.

>>6841195
From what you state, it seems your instinct has been correct this entire time. So your instinct also says that he sent that image to tease you - and your instinct is right yet again. Now go split him in two with your shirt on~

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>6841255
Because I realized endless nothing is worse than feeling down for a year. Things have picked up for me.

>>6841206
I'm going to go see him in a couple of hours. I kind of want to mess with him back as revenge, but I can't think of a good thing to say or do to trump what he sent me.

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>>6841271
>endless nothing
You won't be there to experience it though. It'll be like a dreamless sleep or what you experienced before being born. It will be absolute peace and tranquility the likes of which is so incomprehensible that the word nothing doesn't paint it with true justice.

Meanwhile if you stay, if you let yourself get down for a year, you'll be one year older, one year more decayed, the world will move ahead without you and you'll have to struggle and suffer to catch up. You'll feel more pain than pleasure, more want than satisfaction, more emptiness that wholesome fulfillment. You'll be here, you'll suffer, and then you'll die anyway after being tortured and torturing others with your existence.

You'll never be what you truly want, or have what you truly want, you'll live your subpar life trying to make it into something better but always falling short. Who knows, maybe you'll find a moment of happiness, absolute bliss, and in that moment you'll tell others that life is good and worth it, and when the moment passes and you never feel anything like that ever again you'll keep telling yourself its worth it and that life is good because you've already dedicated yourself to sticking around and you don't have the guts to go back on your choice or admit you were wrong.

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>>6841193
We have to be crazy to put up with womans shit.

We can't even become gay because we get tug e strict bottom retards that act like women. Unlesa you're 6ft 3 with a big dick being a breeder is pain.

>>6841297

>you wont be there to experience it though
>you'll experience peace and tranquility

you should think through things you post, dummy

>>6841304
Don't give me attitude me white boy.

>>6841304
I never said you'd experience tranquility or peace, it's just the closest thing I could use to describe the absolute lack of any disturbance, of anything.

>>6841283
I don't know what he's like, what makes him tick, what he likes about you, or what he's into - but just tease him back. It doesn't have to trump what he did, but just something to demonstrate you appreciate him teasing.

Does anyone want to be my bf?

>>6841343
no, go home stacy

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>>6841343

Do you bottoms out there get turned off if a guy wants to suck you off? I'm a total top but sometimes I just want to go down on a guy before pounding him.

>>6841310
He likes being complimented and mushy stuff, so I tried that. I'm not great at being soft, but I tried. I think he's flustered, but not in a bad way if that makes sense. Shit at least I hope not.

>wants to hurry up and come over
>told him to go ahead
>says he'd likely wind up jumping me and that's no good because I don't have the house to myself yet

Im white and i got lots of money

>>6840166

- smokes
- shaved armpits, arms, or legs
- perfectly manicured eyebrows (it's okay if he gets rid of a unibrow)
-perfectly manicured beard (you know when it looks like he trimmed/shaved around the edges holding a ruler)

>>6841420
Marry me.

>>6840943
>I feel like a 4-8 year age difference is too "weird" to work.
>implying half of the people here wouldn't date someone at least twice their age.

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>>6841397
>tfw no bf to make eat your cum and have cum inside of you
>tfw you'll never walk around all day knowing you left part of each other inside of one another

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Right, so, I'm giving the series 'Looking' from HBO a shot, but from the first five minutes it doesn't look like my kind of show. It is described as comedy-drama, yet nothing 'funny' was said. It also just seems like there's way too many gay guys, the sort of artificial friendships formed because they are gay.

On the other hand, my favourite show so far is 'Please like me'. Josh Thomas is funny and the series is funny, romantic, and also shows regular friendships between heteros and gays.
I also liked Xavier Dolan's 'I killed my mother' and 'Heartbeats', movies that also have gay leads.

So, I'm looking for a sort of funny, "realistic", tv show or movie with a gay lead. Does anything like this exist apart from the ones I've mentioned?

Sorry for the blogpost.

If he got a mandingo, then I buy him a dashiki.

>>6841485

The only good thing about Looking was Richie and then in season 2 when mean girls guy was a cute charming bear

>>6841485
Are you the same dude that keeps posting about please like me?

>>6841516
Yeah.

>>6840700
Aren't those apps just full of sluts, HIV, and people way out of my age range (late teens to early 20s)?

>>6841485
I liked looking. I mean it is set in la or something which has a lot of gay people so it makes sense theres a lot of gay guys. I've watched all of it, but the break between season 2 and the special made me forget pretty much everything.

>>6841485
looking honest to god made me homophobic
richie and augustus are qts tho

Ah yes, a classic line from 'Looking':
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just need to get laid.

*closing media player*

>tfw no hot dog/wolf bf

>>6841419
congrats anon you got him riled up

you can alway have a quickie in someone's car til your dad leaves?

>>6841397
Depends on the situation. There are many times I just want to get fucked into another dimension and postponing that fuck with a blowjob doesn't do anything for me. But other times I don't mind 2bh

>>6841485
No fuck off.
The only actual "gay" media I enjoyed was Carol. Amazing movie honestly. So much of gay media is just "look im being bullied" or "look at all this sex".

>>6841419
When he gets there, whisper something sweet in his ear lmao
Get him real fucked up before the house is actually empty, he'll go insane

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>tfw you will never be a professional wrestler because you're a manlet with a small dick

>>6837956
How do you cope with having an average 6" penis? How do you cope with not being capable of splitting apart your bf with your humongous 12" monster dong? How do you cope with life, really?

>>6841647

You can still wrestle for top tho

>>6841683

By putting it in cute bears

>>6841703
Wrestling inspired me to start lifting. Tbqh withou wrestling i dont know what id be tbqh... Not the same man thats for sure tbqh...

>>6841572
Shit that's a pretty dope idea.

>>6841589
Oh man I'm tempted to. I would, but I'm not sure I trust myself to keep it together and not get too turned on. Then we'd be kind of screwed.

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Sup bromos, what you lil' scoundrels up to this long weekend?

>>6841737
I smelled someone else's cologne on my bf's pooper so now I'm plotting his death.

>>6841683
Probably consider suicide at that point

>>6841737

I got a date tonight w/ a real tall otter

Idk if it's gonna work out cause I don't think I can handle being the manlet

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>>6841747
Oh dear.

>>6841827
Poor kohai, at least you'll have fun jetpacking if it gets that far?

>>6841851

There's always that at least

What's up w/ you ven-chan

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>>6841859
Not much, was sick but finally hit the gym after recovering.

My wittle cubcake brought me some congee while I was sick and we're gonna spend the weekend together.

>>6841864
>wittle cubcake

I'm vomiting

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>>6841886
Sorry for upsetting you.

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>>6841864
>mfw getting down with the sickness

Madness has now come over me.

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>>6841930
Oh dear. Go to a clinic?

>>6841731
not accidentally getting aroused is part of the challenge but if you're smart you can avoid it or at least give off the impression you aren't as impacted as he is. try and remove yourself from what you're doing/saying. think of it like meditating.

>>6841979
I'm tired of seeing this man everywhere.
He's too perfect.

Okay so I found out this guy who I was into last year also liked me back. We're meeting up over this weekend to hang out.

Uh, I didn't expect it for things to go this far and now I'm clueless on what to do. I've never been on a real date before. Can legbutt greentext me some dates so I feel less nervous?

I might get my first bf if we hit it off pretty well...

new thread ?

>>6841998
you'll wind up fucking everything up and won't go further than a date, or the alternative, you both realize you just aren't that into each other and no more dates
:) enjoy :)

new >>6842144

>>6841998
The art of love is as much about trusting yourself as it is about trusting your partner. It is also about being brave and facing the fear of rejection and the threat of vulnerability when trust doesn't come easy. If you're at loss, you could just tell him it's your first date and that you're glad you're having it with him.

Why are trannies like Circe and Hitler even allowed to post here?

>>6845272