Gaygen!

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>>6834161
>he didn't ask me to marry him on our first date

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>having a favorite movie
>not having a list of favorites from every decade and genre

fucking plebs

>>6834246
>having a favorite anything
>having multiple favorite things
>liking things
>experiencing positive emotion at all
What is wrong with you people?

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>tfw no metal bf

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>tfw no drag queen bf

>>6834257
Mental illness is rampant in the gay community

What's everyone doing tonight?

I don't really have a favourite movie desu

>>6834350
Laying in bed watching some shitty lifetime original movie

My favorite movie is Mean Girls. Idgaf if it makes me a stereotype pleb.

It cabs out when I was in high school and it veer much was reflective of real teenage relationships. And it still holds up compared to a good deal of indie teenage films that are characteristically mid 00s

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>>6834350
Listening to this OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvUJsu5w8IU

I have to pick someone up from the airport in a couple hours, then I'll go swimming and probably play vidya for the rest of the night.

Gaygen! Post tummy!

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>>6834206
I like Tarantino a lot.

>>6834206
My favourite movies that I can currently think of because I can't decide on a #1 favourite, in no particular order:

Kelly's Heroes
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
LotR Fellowship
Snatch
District 9
Gladiator
Wolf of Wall Street
Interstellar if you ignore the love bullshit that can be solved by changing 1 single word
2001 Space Odyssey
Apocalypse Now

>>6834391
Fuck you no
>>6834350
Being sad and lonely, what else?

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>tfw both rugby and circe will die within our lifetimes
It's a good feel

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>>6834350
Just got back from a run/walk. Holy crap I'm so weak.

It was raining(best weather), I saw a hedgehog squeaking around in the grass near the local church, I hatched a diglett and I scared the crap out of a badger I was slowly walking alongside on the path for about 5 minutes before they noticed me. All in all besides the sore as heck legs and general pain it was pretty fun.

>>6834246
jay is my husbando

>>6834539
>grouping me with Circe

And that's how I know you're a fucking idiot. If there's anybody that you should want to die here, it should be Maki aka Jupp. He's been shitposting here for years and desu I'm tired of it.

>>6834350
Vidya all the way

>>6834559
I'm grouping you two together because everyone fucking hates you~~~

>>6834246
favorite questions are so easy on first dates
but ultimately it's like, what does it even matter

>>6834581
Except they don't, it's just Jupp/Maki shitposting. Good job for falling for a meme, you fucking idiot.

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Gaygen, What's your opinion having sex with a virgin, do you hate the fact that they sucked at bed or love it how you taking away their virginity? or any other opinions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUPbn57ad84

Who /footwork/ here

>>6834582
Honestly it's better to just ask general questions like do you like any kind of movies, tv or music. You don't pressure them into picking a favourite or assume they even care about that stuff, and you can usually get an idea of the kinds of movies they like when they list them off the top of their head.

It doesn't really matter that much but it can give you something to talk about and connect over. I'm reluctant to suggest that it can give you a deeper perspective on their character but if they say they watch stuff like cannibal holocaust and Marley & Me for laughs and pleasure I'd take it as a red flag.

>>6834589
I don't like your sass

>"hahaha hey anon why don't come over to my room so we can fuck till dawn"
>proceeds to hug me from my back and pinch my ass

do straight men do this t b h?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgZfownHnMY

HE NEVER WANTS TO STRIP DOWN TO HIS FEELINGS
HE NEVER WANTS TO KISS AND CLOSE HIS EYES
HE NEVER WANTS TO
CRYYY Y YY YY Y Y
CR YY Y Y Y YY Y Y

WHY IS THE SHEE SUCH A QUEEN GAYGEN

>>6834674
What the fuck are you talking about who are you quotinh and why do you talk like a retard holy shit.

You used quotation marks when> is a quote you said T B H which makes you sound dumb and worse of all you probably sniff straight man poo.

>>6834765
me

>>6834783
Hi horror

>>6834206
My top five:
Commando
Coming to America
Dazed and Confused
Big Trouble in Little China
Tombstone

why can't i find a cute strong ginger bf on grindr

>>6834793
hes got a gf already

>>6834788

faggot

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>>6834840
Shut up bitch before I choke you out with my thighs

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>>6834817
im going to fucking neck myself

>>6834848
post more

>>6834793
*why can't I even find a qt bf

>>6834878
ive had over 230 guys message me since i got the app like 2 months ago and none of them have fit that description

>>6834848

I don't see the down side desu

w o o f

>>6834873
Was thinking of actually posting my face for the lawlz

>>6834890
>using grindr for qts
Grindr is full of Uggos, twinks, and /fit/, etc, not qts

>>6834906
You die

>>6834917
Sounds like a great idea f a m

>>6834915
I'm popular on grindr but I don't want to fuck anyone. All the guys interested in dates are fucking grenades..just can't do it
>>6834924
I know right?? Literally no one likes him.

>>6834917

Only cause you'd be takin me to heaven xoxo

>>6834915
then where the fuck do i go

>>6834963
You ate so dumb lol

>>6834954
>fucking grenades
I'm assuming you meant they had issues or were too clingy or whatnot ?
>>6834971
Idk, maybe try gay bars? Just not online hookup apps
. >>6834206
Wall-E
>inb4 nerd
Fuck off

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>>6834848
Puny.

>>6834997

You love it bitch

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>>6834954
>>6835008
>grenades

>>6835008
No, they're ugly
>>6835037
Bigger than you faggot, fight me irl I'm black
>>6835039
I love you, now eat my ass

>>6835008
Gay bars are not a good time

>>6835064
Omg they're so much fun, I love them

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>>6835073
your lying

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>>6835060
But you're like 5'9, no matter how much you lift you'll always be pocket-sized.

>>6835090
No I'm not. I usually go alone and make a bunch of new friends. Last time I went out I actually made friends with this big time fashion designer. I had no idea who he was at the time.
>>6835104
>pocket size
Let me climb inside your asshole

>>6835112

what was your first time at a gay bar like?

>>6835060

Present it

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How come you dont bully me anymore?

>>6835064
I love gay bars so I can shake my ass.

I love getting drunk there. The last time I went to one with my transgender gf we fucked right in the mens bathroom because it was all gender neutral. Than after we fucked a silverback daddy than fucked us both in his limo. Hes still trying to call us lol

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>>6835112
You could make a career out of that.
Dr. Dusty Daddy - The Human Colonoscopy: Proctology Extraordinaire.
You could have your own show. I'll make you a star, kid.

>>6835134
this is the attitude of everyone i spoke to when i went, which is why i dont go anymore

>>6835134
>>6835149

that obviously isnt circe you mong

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>>6835116
It was fun, I did a bar crawl in Weho with a friend. By the time I was at the last bar my short was off and I was dancing.
I usually take my shirt off at some point in the night. I like the attention.
>>6835122
Ok

>>6835164
im talking about the made up story

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>>6835169

>>6834598
RIP Rashad. Juked to heaven at 160bpm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oF4G80Xzk

DJ Clent and RP still beat everyone else though. This is definitely my favorite footwork track of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DMm8W21WBg

>>6835060
Uggos can't afford to choose though

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>>6834350
What went from originally going to have a dinner out trying Korean BBQ, turned to sitting around a different friends table while all the single straight guys browsed dating apps for shits and giggles.

I need a boyfriend to free me from this horrid life.

Also threw out the last remaining things I had left from the ex. Woo.

>>6834206
Mine's Blues Brothers... fite me?

>>6835169

Damn gurl. You thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

>>6835222
Lol trying to be

>>6835258

I habib in you.

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do you think this person looks like a top or a bottom?

>>6835304
Bottom

>>6835267
Poz my bp

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>>6834206

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This is how sex works, right?

No one in gaygen is as gay as me.

>>6835709

ive kissed a guy with a third guys dick between our mouths

beat that, cunt

>>6835722
That's pretty gay desu. I've licked the cum out of a dude's butthole and snowballed him with it before. Is that gayer?

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>>6835722
>>6835724
Damn y'all are gay. I might be gayer, but not I'm sure. I've gotten spitroasted on multiple occasions.

>>6834206
>tfw no currently incarcerated bf

Why do I even want one?

>>6835732
Hot... That's my dream. How did that come about?

>>6835743
idk
>Do you like the idea of a partner, but don't actually want physical contact?
>Do you like "bad boys"?
>Maybe you just hate yourself?

>>6835749
I just remembered this pretty romantic book where the MC had a gay prison penpal and they eventually ended up together. I want that! :-:

>>6835732

ive only done that once, but it was diviiiine

so fun

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How many of you guys can suck your own dick? I can't, but not for lack of trying.

am I gay?

>>6835776
Yup

>>6835776
Yeah, probably.

>>6835732
>>6835724
>>6835722
You guys are all pathetic. I'm so fucking gay that I'm completely untouched, from my hands to my lips to my ass, and when I finally kill myself I will sacrifice my purity to the gods of homosexuality. I'm literally so gay that mortal gay guys don't even want me. Beat. That. Bitches!

>>6835779
>>6835781

why aren't you playing with my silly little willy right now then?

>>6835782
Wanna change that? :3

>>6835785
Little willies belong in cages. They aren't for playing.

>>6835775

when i was like 15 i used to be able to

its not worth it desu, its kinda lame

>>6835788

i never got this fetish. it just seems dumb

>>6835792
>not worth it
And I'll never know for certain :( and will die pondering the self-suck fantasy.

>>6835792
Idk why chastity turns me on so much. I am a sub and want a guy to lock my dick up so badly. I've had it done once before, but i really didn't like the dom.

HELP ME GAYGEN i just saw an enormous house spider crawl across my bed sheets and now it has disappeared i can't see it help help help

>>6835811
Don't be rude.. Snuggle him.

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>>6835811
Spiders are an arthropod of peace, bigot.

>>6835814
absolutely not

>>6835818
lmao no they are not, you know their MO right?

wrap something up alive and then literally dissolve its insides WHILE IT IS STILL BREATHING and suck them out. how is that peaceful

spiders are literally monsters

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A bunch of Arnies really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMxY0Lxo_ow

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>>6835824
>wrap something up alive and then literally dissolve its insides WHILE IT IS STILL BREATHING
Well the vast majority of their potential victims don't actually breathe, but either way that's only true for a portion of spiders.
Others are more like tiny eight-legged cats, who hunt by sight and sound and ambush their victims(typically other spiders) by leaping on them and then immobilizing them with venom to kill and eat them.
There's one that sits and waits for flying bugs to get close, and then it spits a net of silk at them and climbs down to eat them.
There's another one that spins nets on its front legs, then sneaks up behind shit and pounces. It also looks like pic related.
And of course you can't forget trapdoor spiders who dig a tunnel, line the area with tripwires and then hide behind their camouflaged trap door in order to pounce on and murder anything that gets close.

>>6835837
fucking disgusting

all spiders are hellspawn and subordinates to satan

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>>6835841
That's very rude

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>>6835834
Please bully my prostate daddy

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>>6835811
>Implying Spiders are vile creatures
k anon, I hate you..

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>>6834559
LOL what the hell?, apparently i'm Maki now. Rugby in all honesty now wtf are you going on about m8?

>>6835904
Hey jupp, you're a qt3.14

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>>6835922
K, thanks, but seriously though people here think I'm Maki? Why the hell would I act like a retard on purpose?

>>6835927
no you're not maki
a sexy hunk like you could never be maki ;)

Cum inside me!

>>6834206

This is the End.

It would probably be fun to get high with someone and watch it together.

>>6835811
Most spiders are tiny little things, you could probably kill it on accident, so why act so afraid? It has more reason to be scared of you if anything.

Go get a glass and some paper and move it somewhere safe where you won't accidentally hurt it while sleeping, preferably somewhere still inside.

>>6835965
no you don't understand it is VERY BIG i could make out its eyes and gross little feelers and fangs

>>6835967
Where are you from? If you're in Europe it's probably just a giant house spider, they're absolutely harmless and total bros. You should look into the kinds of spiders that are common in your area and see if you recognise it, it's always good to learn more about our little friends.

>>6835975
south UK, it's definitely a giant house spider

they are NOT bros and certainly not little friends

they are savage killers

remember that shelob nearly killed frodo

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>>6835904
maki pls go

>>6835979
They're total bros and so helpful to have around, they're probably just looking out for you and you're being very disrespectful towards them.

>remember that she'll nearly killed Frodo
Okay that's incredibly prejudiced, stereotypical and ignorant. Not only is Shelob fictional, but she is also a racist outdated caricature made by a hateful spiderphobe, please do not insult spiders like this. We're not all like that.

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>>6835994

>we're not all like that
>we

>>6835994
I fucking knew you were a spider.

Don't post here again, arachnid scum.

>>6835999
It was a typo. Please do not be concerned. I am human, like you.

>>6836014
Bigot. Keep talking like that and you'll find a surprise in you ears next time you go to sleep.

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>tfw sick
>tfw bf comes over and brings me homemade congee

I swear he's gonna end up making me put a ring on his finger.

>>6836027
Cute!

>>6835979
Yeah, those hairy fuckers are about now. They're the main variety that instantly sends me into seek and destroy mode, most others I'm not bothered by but those fuckers wake something primal in me.

Haven't had any here yet luckily, won't be long though, I leave my window open at night too which is right above the bed.

>>6836047
KILL THEM ALL

>>6834206
Is there a cure for this mental illness?

What is your go-to guilty pleasure song, Gaygen ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
Here's mine.

Xxy is a horrible condition.

>>6836054
https://youtu.be/qlti8Q-gU-Q

>>6836049
I feel bad doing it but its impossible to sleep if I know one is about. I should try to catch them more.

>>6836027
>gonna put a ring on his finger

if you're twinks that's cute, if bears gross

>>6836054
MG/MT fiction

>>6836058
The world would be a better place. I guess you don't care about others.

Spreading your STDs is very immoral. You are all terrible.

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>>6836054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZp-c1utkVE

Anything by queen of the universe, Kylie Minogue.
I don't really feel any guilt though.

>>6836027
>Tfw no bf on this lonely night
I guess I'll c-cope ;_;

Normal people have a natural visceral reaction to your types. I wonder if there is a evolutionary reason for this. Why should we ignore these strong violent urges?

>>6836063
Spiders are rather cool though anon, they have badass exoskeletons and stuff.

Its just a shame most people are hardwired to fear them. I've heard its from evolutionary lines, where most spiders would have outright killed you back in the day, so even today people are subconsciously afraid of all of them, to protect themselves.

Stuff like that is really neat, I don't know of the validity of it, however it seems reasonable.

Have any of you hid the fact you had an STD from a partner only to get a new worse STD from them. You are all bad people.

i shouldn't need to remind you not to reply

>>6836027
>pusheen gif

you can put your trip back on v

>>6836100
Pusheen is cute!

CUTE!

>>6836114
Not as cute as me ayy
Just kidding

>>6836118
Perhaps not! Do you have a picture to back that statement up? :3

>tfw his hairy body rubs against your smooth body
And who says masc4fem is a bad thing?

How did gays spread AIDS so much when they are such a small minority.

Freddie Mercury spread gay AIDS knowingly. He was a terrible person.

>>6836119
T. Uggo
I'm sure my pic is in archives under smokes trip
>>6836119
Straight guys have sex w guys 2

>>6836125
No one worth listening to

Masc4fem is a beautiful thing

Why do you think it's okay to spread your diseases?

>>6836141
It's not right to infect someone with a deadly diease even if they are gay.

Are there always people baiting like this here?

I haven't been in gaygen long

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>>6836125
masc4masc is best

>>6836160
Speaking from experience, fem4fem is by far the most pure, tender and loving relation you can possibly experience. I've never felt happier than the time I was with someone as sissy as me. We were snuggling and kissing so much and oh GOD it was great I miss him so much jesus christ

>>6836027
Hey veny is your bf white?

>>6832415

I want him baaack

>>6836061
>if you're bears that's cute, if twinks gross
ftfy m8

>>6836167
>tfw I want this but I'm not nearly feminine enough

>trusting men

I hope you guys seriously don't do this.

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Not movie, but whatever. I wanted to have somewhere to complain about not having a qt bf to snuggle with while playing the HD remake.

>>6836192
No, thanks to the way gay people have sex.
>just want clingy bear bf
>want to ask each other where we've been
>want to hold each other close at night and promise to each other that we'll never leave
>I don't even know any other monogamous, honest gays, let alone monogamous honest bears

>>6836214
I wish I was asexual sometimes.

I wish I didn't worry about having a bf.

>>6836214
I'm exactly this, but wanting a twink/feminine bf instead. Hold out hope bro, I'm sure we'll make it.

Tfw no bf...

>>6836224
I guess I'm a twink and/or feminine! Are you in the UK?

Please please please be in the UK.

>>6836214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lweFx6_jfHQ

>>6836233
I'm so sorry, I'm from the southern US. Where essentially the kind of guys I'm into are non-existent. Maybe some day, anon.

>>6836226
me too
suicide pact?

>>6836235
Hey jupp, sp when he's older: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VM1ir7sfqA

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>>6836245
Lol that songs in one of my favourites.

>>6836241
N-no... Fate is so cruel.

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>hairy bears
>"daddies"

>>6836250
If you got a Skype or something, we could at least talk.

>>6836254
daddypussy >>> boy"pussy"

>>6836255
Sorry, I'm terrified of phones and not speaking face-to-face in general. Not an autism thing, I just find it really unnerving and it kicks my anxiety into turbo.

>>6836249
picture it sung by sp

Anyone here do any skateboarding?

>>6836265
No, I'm over 18.

>>6836258
That's chill, man. I'm a bit of a shut in so it's sort of the same for me, albeit in real life. More fond of animals and nature than people. At least you've given me hope the kind of person I'm look for exists somewhere.

>>6836222
I actually seriously considered chemical castration for a while, just because I was that lonely. Then I found out that it only gets rid of your sexual desires, not your romantic ones.

>>6836276
Why do gays even want to have sex?
We can't have babies.
If we didn't want sex there wouldn't be so much betrayal in the gay community.
Also HIV is everywhere.
Maybe we should all chemically castrate ourselves.

>>6836256
You make me want to retch.

>>6836271
I... think I might be falling for you...

>>6834788
>Big Trouble in Little China
Good choice.
>>6834915
>/fit/
Fit guys can be qt.

>>6836285
Oh, well, damn. This just makes me want to talk to you more, if you already find me this interesting. Know you said non face-to-face stuff gives you anxiety, but I'll leave my skype here, or keep talking to you in thread, if you'd like.

>>6836279
I'm guessing because it feels good (not like I'd know, though).
So many of them (us?) seem to prefer having sex in exactly the same position/way with a large number of partners. Personally, I think that one lifelong partner with whom you have sex in a variety of different ways and positions would be much more exciting, fun, safe, satisfying (physically and emotionally), and generally worthwhile.

>Chemical castration doesn't remove the desire to cuddle, though.

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>>6836301
>>6836285
Get a room you two. one of you post your email or skype and get this thing started.

>>6836211
>snuggling and playing
literally ruining the game

>>6836328
What do you mean?

>>6836279

intimacy is comfy and makes you feel good

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What are you ignominious wretches listening to?

https://vimeo.com/41545216

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>>6836331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26sP2WsA5cY

>>6836331
>tfw jupp and sp are currently the top left panel
>someday they will be the bottom left

:3c

>>6836320
If you say so. Email is [email protected], and Skype is fruitysnacks6. Don't have to message me on either or anything, but I'm genuinely interested in talking to you more.

>>6836329
RE cannot be enjoyed with snuggles, unless it's a RE movie.

>>6836331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ube0Dak2Qec

>>6836351
Prove it.

>>6836353
ok bring your game

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>>6836342
We're content staying in the top left category. I'd rather be muscular fat than low body fat % muscular. Shit's too much work to maintain. At least with beefy muscular fat we can eat what ever the hell we want and actually enjoy life. The constant cutting threads and how unhappy guys are in /fit/ while cutting is enough of a turn off. I prefer happiness over unhappiness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV6UaEIvaK0

>>6836355
Fine. You want to sit in my lap, or vice versa.

>>6836360
Muscle fat is hotter too anyways.

>>6836361
It'll be a surprise, but it won't last long since you won't be able to concentrate on RE

>>6836331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYorZEdoaPU
This song is pretty much just "tfw no bf".

>inb4 "LA IS FEMININE REEEEE NOT GAY!"
(The "la" can refer to "la persona", so it's gender neutral, not female oriented; calm your mantits in advance. Source: I've heard spanish hetero women also sing "la".)

>>6836367
Make me believe you, you haven't convinced me yet.

>>6836360
Can't get too fat.
I like food and beer, but if I put on too much fat I hate myself.
Also you get sweaty and gross. Although that might not be a problem Canadaway.

>>6836331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogG7aXxfQJA

This is great, unironically.

>>6836360
post sp and your muscle tumtum

>i think this may go somewhere
>if it doesn't, that's fine. if it does, that's fine too.

Welp. Nobody is ever going to love me.

>>6836396
lmao

>>6836396
Every fucking time.
>Them: "Hey, wanna talk? I like your details and match what you're looking for."
>Me: "O-OK... Here's my miscellaneous contact..."
>Them: "Cool!"
>On miscellaneous contact message thing
>Them: "'Sup."
>Me: "Nothing much. How about you?"
>A few hours later
>Me: "Hey, you there? I don't really know much about you; want to talk?"
>24 hours later
>Me: "Hello? Do you still want to talk?"
>5 days later
>No response
>Never hear from them again
I hate everything.

>>6836418
>>6836396
idk why you guys care so much about things that didn't work out
would you rather be involved with them for years and then have them break your heart or something?

>>6836430
Eight times.
This shit has happened to me eight times.
I'm starting to feel like I'll never meet someone who is both remotely compatible with me and interested in an actual relationship. That's why it pisses me off so much.

>>6836430
He got my hopes up telling me he really really liked me.
He seemed maybe even too eager.
We met, and I ended up liking him even more.
He is feeling depressed though, so maybe that's why he isn't so positive about us right now...

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>>6836174
He's Filipino, does it matter?

>>6836441
I thought gay filipinos were all twinks.

>>6836441
Fuck. That pic reminds me. I meant to shave.

>>6836437
If you mean you were in long term relationships and broke up 8 times, that's rough. If you're talking about 'missed opportunities' being 8 times, you need to wake the fuck up and get over that shit. You're carrying it like baggage, and it definitely doesn't help!

>>6836438
Sounds like he's dealing with some internal things.

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Which member of Police Academy would you fuck?

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>>6836449
No you don't, baby. You're perfect the way you are.

>>6836455
How is that one on the right so fat? Aren't there physical fitness tests you need to pass

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>>6836449
>shaving
nice memememememe

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>>6836447
My bearded cubcake isn't.

>>6836459
Barbara! He passed them, and he kicks ass with a night stick.

>>6836441
>This is a filipino

>>6836458
>No you don't, baby. You're perfect the way you are.
I don't even understand.
>>6836463
Naw. That shit's gross. If I don't keep it trimmed it gets crazy long. You could french braid my arm pit hair.

>>6836478
>If I don't keep it trimmed it gets crazy long. You could french braid my arm pit hair.
hot 2bh

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>>6836472
It's an image from tumblr anon.

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>>6836478
What's not to understand?

Where are you people getting BFs from?

High School/College/University LGBT meetings are full of shit.
Gay bars are full of shit.
Craigslist is full of shit.
I'm not going to touch gay "dating" apps/sites, but from what I've heard they're full of shit.

Where is the gay bf material that isn't just a pile of shit?

>>6836525
dating apps and sites are no good

>>6836346
Oh shit! You actually posted details!

Okay, okay, fuck. I don't actually have a Skype but I'll make one later tonight, I have a whooole bunch of shit that I need to do first, but I promise I will!

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>>6836525
I met mine on a gymbro finding app called scruff.

>>6836546
Same brh

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I'm starting to like twinks.

Charlie Puth is qt.

I still don't like 99% of them though.

>>6836527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOBet8lhtOs&feature=youtu.be&t=53s
Now where's the better quality bf material, onii-san?

>>6836554
>Gonna need to drag that URL to a new window, though

>>6836550
Hey bb I'll be your 1% c;

>>6836546
>>6836549
It's got the manly bear part, which is nice, but aren't apps like that just filled with guys who want quick, anonymous fucks?

>>6836485
>hot 2bh
Not even a little. That shit'll poke out the sleeves of a t-shirt.

>>6836491
The part were you're pretending to be nice.

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>>6836563
But you make up at least 3% of all twink mass on earth.

>>6836568
I'm always nice.

>>6836575
>But you make up at least 3% of all twink mass on earth.
But only if you round up

>>6836575
>But you make up at least 3% of all twink mass on earth.
>I'm always nice.
lol'd

>>6836585
stop posting

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>>6836565
If you don't want quick, anonymous fucks you just ignore them like I did. Or maybe it's different here in canadia.

>>6836592
But then how will I get attention silly

>>6836599
I don't have to be /fit/ for that app, though, do I?
>inb4 it'll only be dom top daddy bears and sub twinks my age.

>>6836607
No not really.

It is more so for scruffy guys though.

>tfw thinking of becoming someone's slave

Does anyone have experience with this? What's it like to be owned by someone and used for sex in exchange for housing?

>>6836620
Enjoy your aids

>>6836599
Is that your bf?

>>6836620
I nearly did this once, it was nice for a day but after that it got seedy and weird. The final straw was when he wanted to poop on me, and insisted that he do it because I was his slave and didn't have a say in the matter. I just walked out and never went back to his place, lol. Fuck that.

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I don't think God wants me to be happy, at least not for long.

>>6836620
>sex in exchange for housing?
Any slave I have is going to be earning their keep.
If you're lucky you get to be a house slave.

>>6836648
Why's that?

>>6836648
He probably doesn't. Not out of spite or malice, but because he doesn't exist.

>>6836652
People don't like me.

Sometimes people will show interest in me for a little bit, then they get over me fast.

I'm not even mean or anything, I'm always showing interest and being nice to people.

I'm never going to make new friends or have a relationship this way.

>>6836672
Can you think of any reason why they don't? Do you dress weird or have poor hygiene or something?

>I'm always showing interest and being nice to people.
Are you sure you don't actually act a bit weird, creepy and overbearing?

>>6836680
>Do you dress weird or have poor hygiene or something?
This would be my guess.

Try a new hobby. It's hard not to get new friends if you have something to bond and talk about.

>>6836680
>Can you think of any reason why they don't? Do you dress weird or have poor hygiene or something?

This usually happens before we even get a chance to meet, so it's not that. and neither of those describe me anyways.

Maybe I'm boring. I can't help that I'm boring. I try to talk about anything.

>Are you sure you don't actually act a bit weird, creepy and overbearing?

I don't think so.

Probably going to give away v card this weekend
Advice?
(I'm going to be bottoming)

>>6836734
douche

>>6836734
Don't shit on his dick. Just be yourself ;^)

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>>6836734
>>6836738
This.

>>6836812
Cosplay is so fucking weird

I'm gay.

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>>6836734
Douche a little while beforehand
Practice with either your fingers or a dildo to make sure you're ready and clean
If it hurts too much be vocal about it and ask to go a bit slower
Don't let him do all the work, push against his dick and ride it if you can
Most comfortable position tends to be on the side with one leg held up, but take the opportunity to experiment and find what is best for you

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>bought melatonin and other things to make me wake up earlier
>literqlly went to sleep two hours earlier
>woke up at 2 pm


Lads I wont make it...still havent washed my clothes in months. This tanktop I have literally made me almost threw up when I smelled it. I till wore it b2cause i kinda liked the smell.

>>6836988
You're fucking abhorrent. What the fuck is wrong with you, you disgusting freak?

>>6836611
I'm one (in terms of appearance, anyway) and that's what I'm into.
I guess it's worth a shot; better than remaining a lonely khv, anyway. Plus a quick google search showed it has a match feature specifically for LTRs and not hookups.

>>6836988
either get your act together or just kill yourself

are you the same weirdo who insists that he can't lift because of his autism?

>>6836265
>>6836270
Destroyed.

>>6836155
Yyyyeah. Yeah. It is unfortunate. We have a few people with social developmental issues who never seem to leave. Unfortunate.

>>6836921
k

>>6836734
Make off-putting animal impressions during sex.

>>6836734
If it's a hookup (especially a Craigslist one) or a dom sugar daddy, review all of your life choices.

>>6837059
>Make off-putting animal impressions during sex.
This. Nothing cuts tension like some mooing or clucking.
Farm animal noises in general are great in the bedroom.

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How do I become a top again and start liking the idea of fucking someone instead of being fucked?

I used to always fap to the thought of fucking other boys in my class when I was a kid, then around 14-15 I was exposed to shit like anime and doujins on the internet and it became my dream to be a cute boy and get fucked like a slut. Years later now nothing else turns me on, but I'm not built for this kind of life. I'm more handsome than cute and pretty tall, barely anybody is ever going to want me as a cutesy bottom bitch so I need to embrace the role I am best suited for.

How do I return to being turned on by cute guys and wanting to top them instead of just envying them for their cuteness?

>>6836812
Post gains, baratiddies and bussy

>tfw you fall in love with anime posters that are nice to you

>>6837100
You sound pretty cute, anon. Why don't you post your cute bum.

>>6837114
it's too hairy and gross and I don't want to keep shaving it

>>6837100
Do whatever you like.
Some people go crazy for tall fit bottoms.

>>6837121
Not many though, and being gay means my dating pool is already tiny as it is
I'm not going to become one of those gross men who look rugged at shit and expect people to want to put their dick anywhere near their putrid behinds

>>6837120
A hairy bum is pretty cute when it's clean, anon. Also, I wasn't asking a question. Get to it.

>>6836988
get a part time job to help you get into the "doing shit" mood, use that doing shit mood to clean shit and be a better human being

go for runs ~ every other day

dont watch animu or play vidya or look at a screen of any sort at all (phone included) after midnight, if you arent sleepy and still bored read a book or something

>>6837070
It's another gay guy that I met through mutual friends
we're going to go on a date at his apartment
From the signals he's given I'd be surprised if I left his apartment without getting fucked
and I'd like him to too

>>6837293
Bro. Listen to me now.
Hold the fuck back.
You could have something great. Think about it.
Either:
>Go to his place
>Emotionless quickie that you could regret
>No longer a virgin
>Never see him again
Or:
>Go to his place
>Keep seeing him for a while
>Slowly develop strong, emotional bond with him
>Passionate lovemaking session that lasts possibly an hour with no regrets
>Get loving, awesome, great sex with a guy you love possibly forever (or at least for a long time)
What would you prefer?

Why is finding someone to cuddle and play video games with so challenging/intimidating?

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>>6834206
8 1/2 by Federico Fellini

>>6837334
Just play with yourself, dude.

>>6837357
Just kill yourself, dude.

>>6837375
lmao

>>6837323
He could be lucky and get both, sans the never seeing him again thing.

>>6837385
Lmao dude

>>6837357
>>6837375
>>6837385
>>6837391
lmao

Can we all just take a minute to appreciate the fact that girl with pnuemonic autism isn't posting anymore.

>>6837388
Eh, always thought it would be harder to get fucc and build a relationship from there. Fewer risks with option one for getting bf imo, especially if he's a virgin.
>Not to mention if anon misread potential bf/worthless one-night stand's signs and tries to make a move...

>>6837417
True. But the whole losing your virginity gets blown out of proportion a lot.

It might be better to just get it out of the way.

>>6837461
Or not... Depends on who you are... It's anon's choice in the end...
You can't get a virginity back once it's gone, though...
>t. gay khv with attachment issues who will only give his virginity to a long-term, husband-to-be bf, but you probably already guessed that from my previous posts.

>>6837461
>>6837477
>>6837417
>>6837388
>>6837323
I'm not going to push it
I'm not going to try to force sex on the the first date
But the reality is we're both men and we're both horny and it may come to that this weekend and I want to be prepared in case it does
First date sex also doesn't have to mean meaningless one night stand

List of stuff ive failed at

>lifting
> taking care of my teeth
> not having a shitty abusive childhood
> not passing school
> literally retarded
> having friends
> learning anything
>genetically inferior with nothing good to want to pass down
>tfw only had glasses when I was19
>i literally couldn't see my own childhood
>tfw can't just man up because im actually retarded

God just blasts shit on some people and just keeps on shitting.


jus b positive and urself : )

>>6837713
Honestly sweetie none of this would have happened if you weren't pretending to be someone else, just be yourself :)

>>6837713
I relate to a lot of those things. Do you want to talk about it? You got skype or discord?

Would you date a guy who doesn't let you eat his ass?

>he's straight
WHY

>>6837784
That's the sole interest in anyone getting a boyfriend though. They're literally useless for anything else.

>>6837830
This is how I feel too.
I only care about the butthole.
Men themselves are terrible people.

>>6837784
yeah

>>6837823
why is it when i see a guy with pretty eyes, great hair and facial scruff he's straight

>>6837843
desu it's pretty sad how abysmal hygiene is in the gay community
walking around on campus you can immediately tell who's gay and who isn't purely by how dirty they look

>tfw I tried to kill myself
>tfw I just got out of a partial hospitalization program at a mental hospital
>tfw I'm still not sure why I tried to do it

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>>6837872
Daww.

>>6837872
How did you try to kill yourself?

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>>6837872
Success is only the result of persistence :)

>>6837886
I'm fatally allergic to treenuts so I ate something that had almonds in it. I figured that it was pretty quick and easy way to do it. It wouldn't traumatize anyone like jumping off a bridge or in front of a bus and it's not gory like cutting yourself. I wasn't planning on leaving a note or anything. I had kind of hoped that my friends and family would think it was an unfortunate accident and not be as hurt/scarred by it. My aunt knew better, though. She'd been worried about me for a while, apparently.

>>6834319
vntrve

>>6837784
I'd be more inclined to date him.
>"Oh, anon-bf-chan, I'd rather wait a few months before we even have sex. I know we're both virgins, but we've only been tested once together for HIV, HSV-1, HSV-2, Syphilis, HPV, Gonorrhea, and Chlamydia."
That's the sign of a keeper right there.

new >>6837956

>>6837784
Would you date a guy who didn't suck dick?

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>>6836320
>When Jupp helps other 4chan user to have bf
nelly, you're like a guardian angel