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Pranking edition.


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old >>6834945
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Good morning (possibly again, I've forgotten)!

How is everyone going today?
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First for Faggot with the flu
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>tfw no bros to prank by sucking their dicks
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>>6836127
I wish I had a bro who would prank me by kissing me on the mouth and neck and breasts
and once I get grs he could perhaps finger me, just as a prank bro
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>>6836127
Can you teach me this prank? It sounds simple enough at face value, but surely there are subtleties I've never considered.
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>>6836127
this feeling must be awful
>tfw boymode
>three roommates have a bet about who will get me in bed first
>they're all super sweet
>fall in love with chad
>mfw the morning after when I realize it was all a ruse
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>>6836134
did they prank you anymore after that?
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>>6836134
he just dropped you afterwards?
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>>6836139
almost every day. it's so funny. We have this gag where I take turn sitting on their laps when we play video, it's hilarious.
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>>6836142
dropped me? it's a prank.
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>>6836143
damn thats a pretty good prank
do you ever counter prank them by pretending to fall asleep with your head in their laps and then boom, you suck their dicks to prank them?
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>>6836145
that's a good prank, I'll try it out sometime, LOL
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>>6836148
yeah you should also walk around wearing skimpy lingerie and bend over in front of them and stuff and if they ask you what you're tell them they just got pranked hard
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>>6836133
https://clyp.it/hhu24dvl

>>6836132
I love this prank

>>6836134
:(
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Light or dark?
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>>6836156
both look pretty so its hard to choose desu
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>>6836156
dark looks alot better on you
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>>6836156
i'd say dark
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>tfw actually found cute mtf trip from here that actually likes me

She called me hot and we talked lewd for hours
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>>6836162
true love <3
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>>6836153
>https://clyp.it/hhu24dvl
Best prank
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>>6836153
This sounds amazing!

But what happens if your bro gets upset and decides to take out his disappointment on your soft tranny body?
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Right now.

Looking at phone while on the bus. Hear some faggod talking in the gayes voice possible.
Finally look at him because it sounds annoying
It's a she

Wtf she must be trans. fuck she pass so good expect this voice.
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>>6836163
Meant to be desu. We're both depressed degenerates.
I've had a crush on her since I first came here but never said anything and turns out she had a crush on me too.
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>>6836156
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>>6836165
That sounds great.
I hope he gives good aftercare though~
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>>6836153
Fascinating
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My biggest fetish is to receive a cuddle from someone who loves me
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>>6836176
>tfw no boyfriend to beat me black and blue once he finds the miss cock
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>>6836185
sex is my biggest fetish
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>>6836187
lewd
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mother fucker, just got off graveyard shift and they had me stocking the great wall of tampons yet again, its almost like they're taunting me... why can't I stock the electronics
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>>6836185
Tfw can't have this because I'm sick and don't want to get my fiancee sick too
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>>6836185
you perv.
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>>6836185
That's real fucking degenerate

>>6836186
Same
;(
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>>6836190
your a girl so you stock the tampons I guess
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>>6836176
Hnnngg
This boy had better work out ;-;
I can't believe how excited I am by this prospect. How the fuck did I survive the last nine years with no doms?
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>>6836190
sue them for mental rape.
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>>6836190
Just how it goes, Kayla. Tampons need stocking.
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>>6836156
maybe dark, fits your eyes
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>>6836198
why do chara and kiwi the prettiest and most hamster like girls here both get hot boyfriends who beat them up
>ywn have a hot boyfriend who would beat you up
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>>6836116
ITS NOT GAY IF IT'S CUTE
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>>6836197
everyone calls me dude and I have to keep my hair gel'd back at all times so no that's not it. God damn I can't wait till next Friday when I get some money for electrolysis, then starts even more hellacious pain and suffering. god damn it I wish I was a candidate for lazer but no I had to be a fucking ginger
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Finally managed to get over the pain and epilated back of my thighs, feels good.
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>>6836206
why not just wear a ponytail?
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>>6836210
I do wear a ponytail bun, but I still put gel in the front and do a wave with a side parting so I look presentable, I really fucked my bangs up so bad
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>>6836212
That sounds fucking ugly
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>>6836190
Can you request certain aisle
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>>6836186
>ben garrison
Damn /pol/ is fucking up that guy's career.
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>>6836221
no, it looks totally like a nazi haircut up front with a small bun in the back
never going to take a pic with it because it makes me look even more masculine then I already do, I should just fucking end it all, transition is working for everyone else but me, its like i'm immune to estrogen
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>>6836205
hey did you ever suck the dick of your friend?
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>>6836229
dude has actually embraced it after it was revealed the main person editing them all the time was jewish
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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i'm just going to try and sleep, sorry for bringing anyone down with my ugly rantings
;_;
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>>6836238
nini kayla, don't worry about it
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>>6836116
what is this comic even from? lol
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>>6836127
That reminds me of that WKYK skit
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>>6836194
So I heard if I sacrifice you, everyone in this thread gets a free egg mcmuffin...
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>>6836257
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eIW82kXWtNA

I would fug darren
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ok its time
ive musterd up the curage to go out in girl mode for once
wish me luck
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>>6836259
Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell
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>>6836259
Cthulhu wouldn't like that though
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>>6836259
A worthy sacrifice. Everyone wins.

>>6836266
>>6836257
Lolll
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>>6836268
No

>>6836269
You're right I don't want to prince him off for the mcdonalds breakfast menu.

>>6836275
But I'm sure people would miss you.
You know what, fuck it!
MCMUFFINS ALL AROUND FOLKS
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>>6836280
*piss
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>>6836127
aw dude..bad feel..
>>6836186
pls dont post this
>>6836190
thats cruel..iktf. sorry kayla. dont let them walk on you too much :/
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>>6836280
At least make them sausage mcmuffins
;-;

>>6836267
Good luck Hannah!
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>>6836280
Go straight to hell
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>>6836186
I'm waiting for this to happen in the damn south but it just doesn't.
I am very disappointed
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>>6836237
yah u are lul
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>>6836287
I'm already in hell :)
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>>6836286
Plz Elanna it's not even a mcgriddle. Don't die for egg mcmuffin
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fcuk im in a gudd place right now

>>6836156
i'd say medium desu
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>>6836288
They're milking rats
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>that moment when you realise it's worth starting HRT regardless of whether you end up passing
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>>6836288
>>6836259
Your Simpsons memes are dank
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>>6836234
Of course he had to, he can't do shit to stop you. If moot or mootwo deleted pol they would spread over 4chan like a plague.

Either he accepted it, or run himself ragged.
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>>6836291
I'll just shoplift it
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>>6836297
you look like beepbeep's bigger sis
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>>6836297
Longer hair and makeup has nothing to do with hrt idiot. Also the fact that you think this picture is something to be proud is sickening, you have no self awareness.
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>>6836297
HRT only works on white people, Check your privilege.
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hi
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>>6836306
Nice insult
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>>6836292
I know that I'm not worth mcgriddles
Think of me when you bite down on that delicious sausage mcmuffin and excessively greasy hashbrown patty.
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>tfw sigh...

>>6836297
For the psychological effects alone, I'm always going to stay on HRT.
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>>6836324
It an egg mcmuffin, the worst kind
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>>6836324
Elanna, what do you think of tall skinny dudes?

And what do you think of this track?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXVyQiEPqbI
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>>6836297
You used to wear chokers
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>>6836336
I used to do a lot of things, anon
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>>6836332
Amen to that. But is it working for you physically?
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>>6836275
>A worthy sacrifice.
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so I would ask in transles gen but it goes at a snails pace.
So apart from having what seems like a tiny dating pool being pre-op trans and les, how the hell do I go about dating when I also happen to have very little self esteem and feel like running away every time I make eye contact with a pretty girl because I cant get it out of my head that Im lying to them before any words are even said.
I guess I feel like since I havent had surgery yet that its just impossible since I despise my junk why wouldn't everyone else. Even though I guess I pass the majority of the time I still cant get past this mental roadblock.
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>>6836339
What do they do
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>>6836345
You are a straight man
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>>6836336
i want one of those someday
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>>6836345
Date bi grillz it's easier
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>>6836345
Let's be honest, it can't end well with lesbians or straight girls when you're still preop with heavy genital dysphoria. Still, some bi girls definitely wouldn't mind.
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>>6836343
Nooooo
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who's your favorite hack fraud?
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>>6836348
you need better bait.
>>6836356
pretty much how it feels, but when surgery might be 2 years away or more or less(fuck money) its really does get depressing.
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>>6836356
Fortunately most girls are bisexual
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>>6836368
no, gross
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>>6836368
Nice meme.
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>>6836372
>>6836374
It is actually true. I speak truth kid
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>>6836377
show statistics
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>>6836290
no u
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who /handsome young lad/ here
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>>6836384
kiwi isn't even the best fruit
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>>6836368
sorry, most girls want a 6ft chad
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>>6836389
*6'2''
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>>6836392
>>6836386
>tfw handsome young 6'2 chad
kill me desu
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>>6836384
sometimes
>>6836387
i luv those
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>look in mirror
>see reflection
>barely even recognize myself

anyone else know this feel its an odd one
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>>6836382
I don't have it in front of me but researchers conducted a study and it concluded that most women are indeed bisexual and then lesbian. Few women are truly straight
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>internet is back on
>feel less like using it than before
>literally can think of nothing to contribute here

eh
i might eat something, watch a movie about how third world the usa is and then go to bed
i know i got up only like a few hours ago, but i can't be arsed
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>>6836397
there's always the good old leg amputation.
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>tfw new bubbler is arriving in the post next week
:D
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>>6836389
>>6836392
That's not true /r9k/
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>>6836404
>wanting to emphasize my huge upper body
h-haha, yeah!
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>>6836397
h-hi..
>>6836400
idktf unless you mean super dysphoria
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>>6836389
tfw bf is 6'3 and ur 5'5

Y U M
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>>6836400
Where were you when Korra got hot
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>>6836407
people will feel to much pity to notice.
>>6836406
fuck you, i want a 6'2'' bf. i want to wear heels and feel tiny and protected.
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>tfw you don't conform to either gender stereotype
>not particularly comfortable with the idea of being either
>friend suggests that i might be snowflake
>she might be right
i guess it's time to go and buy some purple hair dye and cheap cigarettes
;________;
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>>6836409
>>6836412
You want to feel like a child
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>>6836409
y-yeah
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>>6836417
a child who gets fucked roughly every evening.
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>>6836400
I feel like this about my pretrans photos
even though I know I'm still the same person it's literally like I'm looking at photos of a relative who I know has since died
I'm sure my memory issues play into it, pretty much all of my photos from back then I don't remember taking anymore
fuckin weird
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>>6836421
Pause
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>>6836416
>tfw explain when coming out to my mum that while I have physical dysphoria, I'm basically enbie because I don't really have social dysphoria and have no innate sense of self (and therefore gender identity) because I have autism
>tfw she understands immediately and says it makes a lot more sense to her than mtfs claiming they "feel" like a woman or acting like uber-girly caricatures of women
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>>6836423
sorry, i'm in a weird mood today.
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>>6836417
>tfw he can pick me up easily, nobody would mess with him/me and i always feel safe, and makes me look like a tiny girl when im with him
whats not to like?
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ok i made it back alive atleast
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>>6836417
Nobody wants to grow up anon...
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>>6836416
the purple haired cis fems I've come across in public are actually very nice,
even though I can't pass in front of them
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>>6836429
>A little bit of daddy issues
>>6836436
Make it stop ;-;
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>>6836417
I want to feel like a pet desu
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>>6836433
Welcome back to the land of the living

>>6836444
>I call my bf daddy sometimes
Whoops

And when I figure out how to stop getting older, I'll tell you anon
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>>6836427
>try to explain my predicament to my mother
>"yeah, but you played with lego"
>"that doesn-"
>"yeah, and those times you watched your friend play xbox"
>"what, but my sis-"
>"your favourite colour isn't pink or purple"
>"neither is you-"
>"how come all your childhood friends were boys?"
>"what about kayl-"
>"how come you wouldn't join me to drunken karaoke with my mid forties friends?"
>"because you were drun-"
>"i saw on sixty minutes this story about this five yea-"
>"fine, just forget it. you fucking win"
literally not even worth the effort
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>reading an ecchi manga
>its about nihilistic, jealous people cheating on eachother
>everyone fucks and everyone loves someone but fucks someone else
>its so indiscriminately depressing i actually cant read it anymore
I never thought I'd see the day, but this combined with that hmanga that was so gross i was astounded...i think I'm growing soft.
>>6836231
Haha, never did. Some say he's still cucked to this day.
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>>6836439
i wasn't saying that they weren't nice lol
it just seems silly that for a group of people who seemingly don't like to conform to stereotypes, they like to conform to stereotypes
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>>6836454
SAUCE
A
U
C
E
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>>6836453
show her through your actions, anon.
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>>6836448
I was going to add that but I thought someone wouldn't like it
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>>6836461
The depressing ecchi stuff? The works of itosugi masahiro, specifically uwakoi and aki-sora.
They are really hard to read.
The disgusting thing i saw in an h manga...well, pic related.
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>>6836444
>trying to justify being taller than your bf
o daddy
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>>6836475
I don't know anon want to feel protected by a big strong man. Sounded like anon wants a father figure. Like anon didn't have one growing up or doesn't want to lose that feeling anon had as a kid.
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>>6836473
being ordered to kneel in front of someone so they can scritch your head and call you a good girl and then put their finger in your mouth feels good
especially when it's in front of a bunch of other people (all of whom were also degenerate in nature and okay with seeing this)
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Does HRT make your lips more feminine?
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>>6836490
L-lewd
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>>6836495
a man once told me i had a pretty mouth
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>>6836448
For some reason I feel bad about liking something you like. I don't even have anything against you, I guess it's like second hand bullying or something
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>>6836487
what's wrong with either? i don't know which anon you mean but i at least never had a good relationship with my father. not necessarily bad either but idk.
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>>6836500
;^)
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>>6836450
thankuuu
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>>6836495
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>>6836490
i was with you until the part where other people were involved.
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Hi, /mtfg/
sorry for being so depressive yesterday

>>6836400
no
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>>6836487
yeah, a big strong man protecting you, that's the role of the father. you know what it's also the role of? the male in a relationship, ie the boyfriend
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>>6836503
kek
what I've learned is just embrace the degeneracy, it's fun and you'll be dead in 100 years anyway, make the most of this weird thing called existence
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>>6836511
the more the merrier in my opinion
I am a legit exhibitionist tbf


sorry to the thread for posting so much about kink again but the truth is it really does bring me a lot of joy and ease of mind in a way that not many things do, and I can't help that
the same way some people talk about anime or vidya a lot
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>>6836516
>it's fun and you'll be dead in 100 years anyway
I am fully intend on lasting until we beat aging.
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last night i had a dream where i was with this cute boy and we started having sex to pass time but then one day he was taken away from me because i'd been fucking his butt so much i got him pregnant
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>>6836514
its ok anon, even the "straight" agp trannies here still like boys who look like girls

testosterone did irreparable damage to their brains so its not their fault
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>>6836514
Social construct that I wonder if they are still necessary
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quick question for you guys

so my brother came out as a trans right
but you see, i usually make jokes and banter about everything
and when i next see him(her?) i don't want to suddenly appear self-restrained or weird or anything
but i don't know what sort of jokes would be okay without causing offence

what do i say?
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>>6836522
everything is a social construct you know.
this one happens to be rooted deeply in our genetic makeup though
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>>6836521
i don't. at least as far as i know.
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>>6836524
"I don't know how to handle this situation so I'm going to not change at all. If I fuck up please tell me so i can fix it"
Not hard
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>>6836524
make lighthearted jokes about their situation though id steer away from ones about appearance because its something most trans women are really insecure about
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>>6836521
wait, did you mean to respond to me, seems like kinda a non-sequitur
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>>6836517
Have you decided whether or not to do porn
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>>6836487
>>6836514
sometimes I am scared I legit have daddy issues
whenever my father shows the tiniest bit of affection it makes me feel warm inside
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>>6836299
They are always dank

>>6836386
Me tbqh

>>6836495
Unzips dick ;)
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>>6836526
That doesn't have to be absolutely active on for example everyone her
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>>6836524
It's probably a real fine line, and I don't think anyone could know for sure.

I mean, just try to keep it light and cheesy.

When a friend of mine first came out, my response was "if you wanted me to buy you lunch, you just had to ask". That went down reasonably well because we were reasonably close, and in a café.

Stuff like that.
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>>6836540
mtfg tells me I have daddy issues. But then, in hindsight I guess it might have been kinda obvious from what I said, but I didn't really see it at the time.
doesn't seem like daddy issues to me necessarily, personally I feel warm inside if anyone shows me the tiniest bit of affection
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>daddy issues
iktf
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>>6836543
why not?
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>not liking to watch your dad work on cars and do physically exerting things as a kid and when he came in he smelled kinda good and it was kinda hot x_x
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Whooo I am a being of pure hairspray and bobby pins :D

>>6836333
I will not die for the shit mcmuffins.
Sausage minimum

>>6836334
Tall skinny dudes are aight, I prefer stockier guys though. Also, I'm probably not the best judge of rap, I'm generally not a fan ;-; not a bad track tho
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>>6836545
>if you wanted me to buy you lunch, you just had to ask
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>>6836555
on second thought maybe I don't
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im a girl
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>tfw mtfg tells you you have daddy issues just because you want an older bf to ground you
baka desu. always jumping the gun
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>>6836547
>listening to mtfg

>>6836556
Fine sausage it is
Now let's get this party started
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>>6836564
Congrats anon!
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Am i gay if I wanna fuck edie...

Also I was asking for at least a year and up to now you can't tell me who the chubby one is.

Are they a trip?
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>>6836556
elanna
did you open that letter i sent you?
i should be return-addressed 't. anon'
those bacteria in it are for you to breathe in
it'll make you feel better

i also forgot to tell you to tell sbi not to handle it without a biohazard suit

thanks
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>>6836553
Because a lot of people are unhappy and are rejecting these construct. People here could have stayed in closet and be the "man" the world wants you to be but a lot of us choose not to live the life
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>>6836186
Don't post violence against trans women please, even if it's a cartoon

It's just in really poor taste
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>>6836564
I'm a gurl gamer :)

>>6836572
Temp stahp
;-;
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i had a dream whear i set some amalgam of mongols and che Guevara on fire in my backyard and my parents were msd st me for killing them so i blamed it on lightning and then i sabstoged some historic race by distracting one of the runners but i changed my mind and felt guilty but it was to late

yesterday i had a dream that my brother fell down the stairs lost an arm but when we got to the hospital we realized i was partly metal and just screwed back on
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>>6836572
temp stop trying to murder my roommate please
also i've been the one picking up the mail lately so that might be a problem
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>>6836573
I think you're getting quite a bit away from the point.
There's nothing "daddy issues" about wanting to be protected by your boyfriend, because it's just as naturally inherent in the role. I'm not saying we should adhere to this, just like dads don't need to be strong caretakers.
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>>6836571
A little but Edie is attractive when she is doll up
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>>6836574
Cara/10 desu
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>>6836571
who??
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>>6836578
buy this profile pic
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>>6836571
who's the incredibly hot girl beside edie? I wish I had legs like that
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well
i have to go to the rheumatalogist in about
an hour
and then i have to go to physical therapy
this is gonna suck tbqhmefamilia
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>>6836574
You could transition and just be a fem boy like me who lives off of female privilege.
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>>6836583
The role isn't needed and I feel like it's weird we still do this. It seems in my eyes to be superficial
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>>6836596
Haha
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>>6836598
It makes people happy, idg the issue.
I feel safe with a bf and like the idea of him protecting me, many bfs like this too, why go against our nature?
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mommy angie makes me feel safe and happy
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>>6836602
It's true
People treat me like a girl and I don't know why.
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>>6836604
>why go against nature
Said ever Christian parent
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>>6836580
>>6836578
What do I do with all this anthrax then?
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>>6836612
Hahaha
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>>6836616
>that massive hand
t o p
l e l
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>>6836614
I'm not imposing it on anyone, I just don't get why people would be against people wanting that
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>>6836571
Answer this please.
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>>6836616
>It's a FBI sting
Cheese it
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>>6836596
>authoritarian left
вoдкa бaбyшкa пecня гoдa cпyтник
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the school won't pick up whenever I call
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>>6836616
>food grade
>avoid ingestion
just like north american food in general
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>>6836610
I keep no one safe

>>6836619
Stop laughing ;(

>>6836623
Your mom
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>>6836623
I already did
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angie come in my bed its snuggle time
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>>6836634
>it's Mr burns, kill it!
Hahahaha
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oh my god
I can't believe it
there are still retards on kageshi who believe the fucking meme that I stalked edie
and now they're digging up the thread where I was doxxed last year
fucking bullshit
there's enough dirt on me that's true, why do people have to make stuff up or exaggerate? one of the few things that really legit pisses me off is being accused of things that aren't true.
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>>6836626
Shut up meg
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>>6836644
My bf doesn't approve
He's already pissed at me

>>6836646
;-;
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>>6836647
please delete this post it has an ableist slur
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>>6836177
I knew an ember who was into zoophilia. She's trans too.

Oh yeah Pookie I have one of your shirts.
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>>6836495
Fuck yes, my lips are now in a permanent pout. Shame about the rest of my face
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>>6836666
make red come back i need her
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>>6836657
You posted an unfunny one :(
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>>6836647
Now you know how I feel when Sam accuses me of mimicking her

>>6836666
Disgusting
Why are trannies always into weird shit
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>>6836666
No relation D:
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>>6836647
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>>6836409
>Tfw gf is 6'2" and you're 5'8"

I didn't cut myself last night despite crying for hours. I guess that's an improvement. And I think I got a new daughter.
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idgi
I try to be nice to Kari
I think she's nice and had a really good transition
and then she always treats me like dirt and won't believe a single thing I say even when it's only my word against someone else's
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>>6836673
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>>6836647
That Edie post was about you?
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>>6836678
can i be you're daughter
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>>6836674
I already knew

>>6836676
this doesn't bother me
it was fun to do
it was in my own kageshi room, I wasn't forcing it on others
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>>6836683
Haha
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>>6836686
ill force something on u bby
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>>6836686
Are you going to cam model
>>
Straight Male Looking for Cute tranny that likes getting molested in a public area!
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>>6836678
Is it true that Red has to sleep with plushies? I bet she's fragile and dumb in a cute way
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>>6836674
Idk. Same with the diapers shit.
>>6836675
Good to hear. Her reason for choosing ember was good though. Cus Phoenix and stuff.
>>6836685
Mommy's here for you baby.
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>>6836684
yeah
-follow edie's tumblr back in high school because she's a notable trans person
-apparently send some creepy flirty messages at some point, to be fair I can believe it but she probably exagerrated it
-forget after a while I'm following her, mostly stick to liking posts on my dashboard, apparently including some from her blog
-when I get doxxed she sees I've liked loads of her posts throughout the years without mentioning to her that I follow her (which I had forgotten because jesus I barely even remember university already and I only left 3 months ago) and cries stalker
-practically nobody believes my explanation because let's face it, I'm a creepy weirdo and I was a *beardy* creepy weirdo back then so obviously she gets the benefit of the doubt
-now occasionally it gets brought up and she's all "oh I forgive you" in a patronising manner

I literally ended up in hospital the other week because I forgot how many cocodamol tablets I'd taken and kept taking more, but thanks to ableism, everyone says there's nothing wrong with me cognitively because I can talk/write properly
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>>6836686
Knew what?

>>6836695
You hate the diaper shit as well
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>>6836647

>brings up being doxed on kageshi by a regular
>is told that they need to stop obsessing over said regular like they did with Edie (they keep mentioning her all the time on kageshi and on /lgbt/)
>gets kicked to avoid drama

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME? DAE WISH THEY COULD BE BAMBI OR EDIE?

Seriously, Robin. You weren't doxed by that girl, she posted a video everyone has seen of you. Stop obsessing over her, 90% of the time you whine about her she is either camming or asleep. You're a fucking idiot.

/kick -m 50 Robin SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>6836691
idk
even if I do it won't be for like another year anyway, need to work on transition more first

>>6836693
what's up?
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>>6836694
Red is a giant slut so when she says plushies we know she means dicks
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>>6836694
I like to sleep with the plushies too. Especially the husky that's named after me. She used it while I was gone. I'll be bringing my husky plush to bed when we get my stuff from storage.
>>6836697
I don't hate it. I just don't like it. It's gross.
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>>6836694
red is smart
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>>6836700
not much just looking for someone to molest
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>>6836701
She posted pictures of her plushies
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>>6836704
It's good you aren't into stew and brew
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>>6836705
red a slut
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>>6836708
i cant fap to her videos anymore because of that stupid meme anon
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>>6836710
smart slut
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>>6836707
the ones where a guy is cumming on her eye?
oh yeah she did
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>tfw your main antidepressant is $15
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>6836474
Ty and you posted that one b4.
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>>6836696
Hey Robin, Edie is a terrible person who's not even attractive. She has to sleep with men to feel validated. Why do you care about her or what she says? Just forget about it and stop creating drama. Someone used to post about me having hiv for a while, even though that's not true at all. Just ignore it and it'll go away. Let people judge you based on how you actually are.
>>6836708
That sounds gross
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>>6836712
You still can
Just try to block out that she has a scat fetish
You know I honestly wouldn't be surprised if her and muffins did a two girls one cup kind of thing
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>>6836697
how you felt

>>6836698
I get obsessed with objects- plushies, collecting CD singles, picking up one of every leaflet every time I'm in a hotel or a tourist information centre

I do not get obsessed with people
I only brought her up as an example of the fact that I don't dislike early-transitioning people for having it better than me, I just feel envious of them, I only dislike people when they do unpleasant things to me like she has done in the past
idg what's so irrational or hard to understand about that
of course I'll keep bringing the same person or two up if you refuse to agree they did anything wrong when they did, that's not obsession, it's making a point
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>>6836714
Post a link to that video? Why did she upload videos of us fuck.
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>>6836718
DELETE THIS POST
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>>6836704
Can red crush stuff with her leg muscles
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>>6836722
b e s t c h a t u r b a t e aside from edies
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>>6836719

How old are you Robin?
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>>6836719
You get use to it.
People get bored and have nothing else to do.

>>6836722
You know I can't
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Angie is literally Robin with FFS. They are just as whiny and just as obsessive.
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>>6836717
well that's exactly why I get so angry about it
people can't judge me based on how I actually am if other people dredge up misinformation like that

I've got no problem with people disliking me, there's a lot of people who's negative opinions of me I'm fine with and sometimes agree with. what I don't want is people disliking me based on false pretences like when I get accused of being a pedo or a rapist or a catfucker.
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>>6836729
angie p qt
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>>6836729

They are literally complaining about the same things and agreeing with each other. They should just get a room and bump uglies.
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>>6836729
We don't even look alike
I consider my whining as part of dysphoria.

>obsessed
I'm just having a bit of fun. God don't get your panties in a twist
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>>6836721
I think she only did it twice, and she was very drunk/high.

>>6836725
actual age: 21
age judging by appearance: 33
mental age: 14
>>
I live alone, 42 y.o. and can afford to do some things that help alleviate my identity stress. Put simply, I I live as a sexy female at home. I live far away enough from family that it doesn’t really matter if I should ‘sissy up” for long hours at home.

When I get home I will exercise for a while then I will shower, shave my legs, apply Oestrogel (along with a tablet of finasteride) and finally apply body lotion to my legs and breasts. I will dry out and brush my long hair if I shampooed. All these things are done with feminine toiletries. I have nice soft pink toenail polish applied all the time. I have been on HRT for 5 months and have (very fortunately) grown quite large B-cup breasts (I can feel them still growing, even at 42). My figure is naturally slim and curvy a body I know many females my age would envy (especially my legs). When I was very young many of my relatives said I was too pretty and girly to be a boy. I guess I'm lucky that I now use my inherited body shape to live my secret lifestyle. The HRT has added greatly to my body shape as the little fat that I have seems to have transferred to my hips (my small waist has narrowed even more), improving my womanly shape overall. Can I now hide my shape and breasts during the day when I am in guy mode? Not really, I am sure. At least no one has mentioned it (yet).

So at night, until bed (sleep naked in girl mode, of course), I wear a bikini set (or bra and girl shorts) with high heels and girlish jewelry. But from the neck down I am quite unmistakably female in appearance. So this daily regimen (along with the effects of HRT) satisfies me quite well as far as my body needs are concerned. I am lucky in one way: I don’t have a strong desire to present female outside home. I work hard during the day and look forward to nights. I do have a social life, but luckily I don’t have to do anything that requires I go topless and expose my new breasts. I guess I have given up on ever getting married again.
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>>6836722
Goddamn
>>6836723
Probably

Red can actually lactate like a shitload of milk. Idk why but she actually produces a bunch of it, so I've started milking her daily.
>>6836730
Yeah no I get that. But they won't stop spreading that stuff if you keep acknowledging it
>>
god, everyone please stop being depressing

DO IT NOW.
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>>6836741
fuck you bitch ass nigger
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>>6836735
I'm not complaining.
I just put in my two cents
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>>6836741
But, that's my schtick.....
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will I die if I only eat fruit?
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>>6836737
So just that one of her sucking me off and another of me cumming on her face? I know we took pics when i came on her face and that gets posted but I don't remember a video.

I don't really remember much though. Especially not most of the things I've done.
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>>6836740
>ywn milk red and force her to moo
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it's pretty weird in here rn
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>>6836736

You act just like her. It's not about looks.
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>>6836748
you're a big guy
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>>6836116
My tummy aches, I feel bloated and blood is coming out of my ass.

>Tfw my ass thinks it's a cis vag.
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>>6836737
I would have said 28
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>>6836754
You mean complaint about not passing and stuff?
I just do it for the bantz.
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>>6836755
What an extremely painful thing to say
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>>6836726
where did it all go so terribly wrong ;_;
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>>6836740
drink redmilk
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>>6836762
for you
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>>6836740
>Red can actually lactate like a shitload of milk. Idk why but she actually produces a bunch of it, so I've started milking her daily.
god she's amazing

>>6836750
I think the second event may have only been a photo, not a video, my memory's not good enough to be at all sure. there was definitely a video of her sucking you off. I think she may have felt okay posting them because your face and most of your body wasn't in them. she also didn't mention it was you in them, others guessed. not that it's okay.
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>>6836756
thats not a fucking period
thats a legitimate medical issue you should get checked out
>>
>>6836763
Trans aren't the most sane people.
We're pretty fucking nuts
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>>6836751
It's fun to hear her moo
>>6836763
What a damn shame
>>6836764
I wanna sell it
>>6836766
We just found out about it last week.
Also thanks, and I started selling vids of us to horny guys. I've already made 30$ from two sales.
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>>6836751
Hahaha
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>>6836771
can i buy red milk
>>
https://www.strawpoll.me/11137610
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It's so obvious when Angie posts pictures of Sam or pretends to be other people in general. Angie you've gotten caught multiple times with this. How old are you? Why do you still hangout on /mtfg/ and other unstable trannies in their 20s? Go hangout with the unstable 40s+ crown on reddit, ty.
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>>6836739
Pls stop
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>>6836771
>I wanna sell it
make sure it's pasteurised otherwise you are breaking the law
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>>6836760
yeah I normally get between 28 and 35
have done ever since I was 15-16, tbf I'm 6 ft and everyone IRL says I always dressed / carried myself / talked in a (weirdly) mature way even as a kid, likely 'cause of aspergers
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>>6836778
oh you think so?
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>>6836771
gib link
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if all i feel is social dysphoria, should i just drop out of society?
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>>6836778
What?
The only pic I post was the stew and brew.
You think I'm drake poster?
Lmao

That's pretty paranoid of you
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>>6836767
Or a hemorrhoid
>>
She's so warm girls.
>>6836781
I'll just put, not for consumption, on the side.
>>6836785
Link to what?
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>>6836783
Anon thinks you're me
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>>6836786
if you enjoy being lonely for the rest of your life, go for it.
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>>6836767
I have checkups with the doc every six months and I'm treating my condition, it's not like I'm a delusional tranny thinking asses get periods. I just feel bleh when I'm going through one of these episodes.

But when you say stuff line that, MP

You make me feel like I did you wrong,
Going places where you don't belong....

Thanks for caring :)
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>>6836793
Tfw you forget your fucking pic lmao
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>>6836788

How old are you, Angie?
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>>6836789
Internal hemorrhoids. But don't worry, I already died once because of it.
>>
>>6836793
that doesn't fly here anymore unless you put "not drinkable", etc as prominent (or more prominent than) as "milk"
although you'll probably get away with it where you live
>>
>kay
:)
>lee
:D

>kay
:)
>la
:(
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>>6836801
Angie may be old, but not as old as your mom!

>Inb4 mom is a cadaver.
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>>6836696
>Edie is a notable trans person
>>
also the main admin on Firememes is an ableist patronising fucker rivalled only by Titchbits
I know what expectations to have of chan communities, I'm not a pussy bitch and it's not like I cry over this sort of stuff (that takes getting pushed into traffic by a supposed friend and my feet getting run over by an SUV *in sandals*) but it does make me fucking livid the same way my dad's retarded arguments do

>>6836793
to buy lactation vid
duh
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>>6836797
i think you need mental help desu
youre pretty crazy

>>6836795
yeah but who are you?
i am boo
>>
>>6836803
Yeah I'd just do that or something. The only sales would be private sales anyways.
I hope cbate let's us lactate on stream
>>6836809
Let's talk over Skype, fox_paw
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>>6836808
*on 4chan, sorry
I used to mostly browse /b/ and /soc/ back then, I followed Potato-chan's tumblr too, she's full mtf now
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>>6836813
add me to the call senpai
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>>6836801
Sanju ni

>>6836807
Oh snap
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>>6836809
Totally not a chaser
>>
>>6836807
Ohhhhh
>>6836808
Edie is, I've seen someone make a post about Edie and how inspiring she is
>>
i want robin to leave
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>>6836818
I'm bisexual and prefer guys
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>>6836821
im about to have some dinner and have a bath dw
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>>6836810
>Sass is crazy
Bitches be crazy, son.
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girltinklr
>>
Just finished dilating. Down to once a week, feels good.

What have yuns been up to?
>>
>>6836820
That's sad.
>>
>>6836817
Hahaha that's sass face right now
>>
>>6836822
And yet you constantly watch tranny porn, view tranny cams and actively seek out private tranny porn in this thread.
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>>6836817
>>6836820
U best not mess with Sass's homegirls.

>>6836825
>Tfw dinner and a bath
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>>6836831
Edie is kinda successful
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>>6836839
Sass is supa hot today

>>6836840
She's pretty successful
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>>6836843
Hahaha
>>
>>6836739
Save up for FFS...
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>>6836765
;-;
>>
>>6836839
Slay gurl
>>
>>6836837
confirmation bias, you're not seeing all the times I watch non-trannyh porn (vanilla twink porn is actually really passionate and hot sometimes tbqh), view non-tranny cams and actively seek out private non-tranny porn, which is like 75% of the time I watch porn

jesus I spent a lot of money on custom clips in the first year of uni
jesus christ
I don't want to think about that actually
>>
>>6836840
>>6836843
She's a successful camwhore.
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>>6836840
i like edie, but lewd camming for tips is not success in any way
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>tfw no one asks how old anon's mom is and sass can't make follow up jokes telling that anon's mom makes 8 bit memes and how anon's mom's first boyfriend was a trilobite
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>>6836853
Sad for you
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ugh. I just want to HUG A GUY AND FEEL HIS WARMTH.
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>>6836859
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Hey y'all.
I'm back from doing stuff ^^
How is everyone?
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>>6836855
>Buying porn
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>>6836855
Yeah we know all about that. I'm going to go find your reviews of scat videos and post them here.
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>>6836809

The person who kicks you all the time is not the main admin. The main admin is a nice girl that rarely even talks to you and has never kicked you.
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>>6836869
alright? I'm not sure the thread would appreciate it though
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>>6836857
>>6836858
I think she does other stuff. I think she did some panel discussion
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>>6836872
Yeah but it will amuse me and it's good to remind all the new people what a disgusting piece of shit you are.
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>>6836871
lol you haven't seen her PMs to me

>>6836868
>being a whorephobe
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>>6836857
Yeah, so?

>>6836858
She makes a good living. I would say that is successful.
Besides everyone has their own idea what success is.
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>>6836874
fair point, I can't argue with that
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>>6836875

The owner of the chat is rarely in the room for over an hour a day. Mods =/= Admin/Owners
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>>6836859
You got a k.o. already this is like trash talking after you won. I like it
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>>6836873
She's a modern-day Gandhi
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im such a fag lol
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>>6836859

How old is Angie (Your mom) and why won't she respond?
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>>6836888
I love you
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>Edgar/robin/olrapeyface/noelle

>The source is Sandy Minou, you can see her video cataogue at meoi1337.tumblr.com. She does fantastic custom puke videos, well worth the money. Inquire for the newer ones not on the list because she's got a fucking incredible one of her spewing up over herself hands-free in shirt and jeans, full HD, similar camera angle. She really is the best and most enthusiastic girl on the entire internet for this kind of stuff. Also on her tumblr she has her fetlife profile listed, and in my experience she's quite forthcoming when it comes to friend requests.
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>>6836891
Hey how are you?
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>>6836891
Hi Juni :D
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>There's obviously practical reasons why doing scat play outdoors, let alone in semi-public or public locations, is unworkable or at least very difficult for most people. But as somebody who is turned on by the sensations of scat, taking the risk out of the equation which appeals to you more- indoors or outdoors play?
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Me and Red are going to see this band called Baroness today. I don't really care for their music but i expect to have fun regardless

Also check out this sick pic I took of Cordy while we were hiking.
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>>6836892
but you see, the difference is, the stuff about me stalking edie upsets me because it's not true

if people hate me because of this stuff then it's fair enough really, 'cause it's true

I get upset by people misunderstanding me, not by people hating me
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>>6836888
>Checked
edie has weight around here
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>Hot! ;) A little more watery and in white jeans/leggings and that would make the perfect public accident...

>Amazing stuff!!!!! It's so hard to find diarrhea panty-pooping! Did you have to push hard as usual, or did you just have to wait and let it come on its own? (asking in case it impacts any future request ideas)
>>
srsly stop
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>>6836894
YO I'm pretty good I can actually see a plan to get back on track for the first time all summer so I feel pretty grounded. Got my first full paycheck and I should be able to afford car insurance and gas and i'll have spending money if I get a second job :) when is college starting for you? when do you plan to rent out yr place?
>>6836895
Hey I love you as well

British trips are top tier
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I'm going to be fucking sick what's wrong with you robin?
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>>6836897
Thats nice, I hope you two enjoy
>>6836892
>>6836896
>>6836901
Eh, I mean its pretty weird stuff and pretty gross but I guess everyone has some kinda weird kink so y'know, its not really all that bad.
>>6836888
Nice trips
>>6836889
Same desu
>>
every day we drift further and further from god's light
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Can we pls not be gross anymore
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>i'd looove to see a really runny panty-pooping. Especially in white panties.

P.S. where are your paid videos available from?

>Smearing with 10 saved scat loads all over and shoving a fresh load (almost) completly in my mouth :D
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>>6836914
this desu
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>>6836207
love that feel, gratz anon
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>>6836915
>>6836901
>>6836896
>>6836892
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>>6836892
>>6836896
>>6836901
>>6836869
>>6836872
>>6836874
>>6836878

I find robin endearing now
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>>6836906
Once I get outta Britain I'm gonna give you a huge hug :)
I love you <3
>>6836912
I mean, God's already put us in shit creek so who the hell cares?
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>>6836909
a lot of things
my kinks have changed w/ hormones but are still fairly weird and probably just as gross to some people

I'm not entirely certain what anon is aiming for with this but w/e
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>>6836888
Nah, she's not a misogynistic, reactionary bigot.
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>>6836925
This is me and you and dana :DDDDDDDDDD
I fucking love you too qt
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I want to shove a fresh load in dollface's mouth
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>>6836924
thanks
I like to think of myself as /mtfg/'s equivalent of the weird old guy in the loud suit and the bicycle helmet who sits at the bus stop all day every day saying hello to everyone and trying to force everyone who waits for the bus into talking with him

I clearly have some kind of mental or drugs issues and secretly people feel a bit sad for me but I seem un-malicious and friendly enough to be a local character and get a little shrine or something when I die
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>>6836918
Hey pickle
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>caring about anyones sex fantasies
it really is a high school simulator in here isnt it?
at least i'm popular *flips hair*
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>edgar trying to pretend he never stalked edie
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>>6836931
Its gonna be us IRL soon <3
I'll literally hug you both for hours :D
<3
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>>6836938
good pup
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>>6836900
t. Fangirl
>>6836906
I'm really glad to hear that :)
End of the month
I'm not doing that?
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hi good morning
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>>6836933
so Forrest Gump with a helmet
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>>6836912
god hates me anyway.
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>>6836943
is battletoads offensive to frogkin
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>>6836943
Heya <3
How's your morning? ^^
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>>6836936
I'll be the kid who sits in the corner and doesn't say anything

Just like real life
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>>6836947
do u have battletoads mister

>>6836948
hi carol
its ok i just woked up
whatcha been up to
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>>6836942
>Being this new
Edie isn't a nobody
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>>6836912

I got people talkin' down, man, like I give a fuck
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>>6836953
I helped my sister shop for stuff for uni cause she is leaving like next week for it. It was pretty fun ^^
It was her birthday recently so me, some of my family and her are having dinner at some restaurant tomorrow :)
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>>6836936
I'm like the weird intelligent girl who always knows weird facts about stuff
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>>6836912
Who cares about fictional light from a fictional being anyway?
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>>6836957
make sure you keep track of it all
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>>6836965
Is that one of the nerds
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>>6836962
omg cool! happy bday to her i hope it is super fun
i like shopping, glad u seem to like it too u cool amiga B)
>>6836969
it me
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>>6836969
<3 drakeposter
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>tfw Robin shows up in your dreams
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>>6836936
I'm nothing like who I was in high school. Thankfully. I was popular, but I was also a mean bitch.
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>>6836975
did I die? normally when I appear in my IRL friends' dreams I die
I die in most of my own dreams too
it's weird
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>>6836975
Shit got freaky didn't it
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>>6836970
Nah, because I'm besties with the popular girls.
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Soon I'll be thin enough to go to the gym.
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>>6836951
same. got this cuties number and we're going to study calculus together tho.
>>6836965
i was the weird overly protective kid that was really good at music and poetry
>>6836976
i wasnt popular and i was still mean to people
>>
>Always shave face with electric shaver thing instead of real razor because face is sensitive and breaks out easily
>Get lotion and face wash and some BHA pad thingies to make my skin look better and girlier
>Lotion makes my face to 'sticky' I guess and makes it difficult to use the electric shaver and get a close shave from it
>Still can't use a real razor without breaking out
>Try to drop the lotion from my skincare regime but it just makes my skin look like a dry 40y/o mans

fuck me
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>>6836971
Yeah, it should be pretty nice ^=^
<3
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>>6836954
Edie, I love you, I wanna be just like you
I think about your face and I don't even fucking try to
Wish I had a basement mitt for me to hide you
We could play Xbox and listen to 'in search of' and eat donuts
Over conversating about what church does
Come up with weird ass videos with roach bugs
I'm straight edge too, so no drugs on this trip
And Shakira that bitch, you should've killed that bitch
You should've took me instead
See, if you can't have her then he shouldn't neither
And if I can't have you then she shouldn't either
No one should see you, but me in your t-shirt
I worship you until the fucking wrinkles on my knees hurt
Portland, dollface crew free earl mobbin'
I know it seems like just I'm slobbing on your knob
But I'm just a fan and I ain't losing my fucking noggin
I ain't got a job and I went out and bought your porn tape about 5 times
Cause I love you girl
I like tie-dyed tees or just plain white tees, I like pants that's cut
I like words like fuck, I got your pics on my wall
With the mouth cut out, now paper cuts on my balls
Cause your dicks in my jaw
And I hit you on twitter about 10 minutes a day
And I'm bitter cause you don't even reply with a hey
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>>6836974
i hope youre cute to be honest

>>6836971
praise kek
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>>6836935
hi oddish
>>6836943
hi froge
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>>6836984
oh
how did you get the number?
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>>6836984
>Tfw you would've been besties with beep in HS.
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>>6836983
At least you look like a gril
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>>6836938
same it'll be a cozy embrace fosho :))))
>>6836942
:P
>>6836983
yr there desu
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>>6836982
So you're the popular kid nerdy best friend.
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>>6837001
Yeah unliked autist nerds are always like...why is SHE popular?
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>tfw 30 year old short curvy lady with huge tits just asked to have sex

wew
m-mommy?
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>>6836993
thx mister

>>6836995
hi kiwi

>>6836999
-hugs u-
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>>6837007
Give her the D.
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>>6837008
That me
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>>6837013
no thats gross....
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>>6836977

Naw I just walked past you in a college or something.

>>6836979

I don't remember very much of it honestly
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>>6837017
no
it me
why it u
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>>6837006
How you two become friends
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>>6837022
It look like me
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>>6837024
you cute
>>
hi
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>>6837019
>Having sex without one D
This is not possible. Also,

Wanting an old woman mommy is gross
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>>6837028
nimnim

>>6837029
young woman mommy??
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>>6837028
I like nim
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>>6837029
im not actually gonna do it...
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I want to kill myself again
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>>6836983
you are tho. youre really pretty.
>>6836996
at the end of class i turned to her and was like "hey i've never had a calculus partner, if you ever want help shoot me a text. maybe we can study together?"
>>6836997
i was kinda fluid..and could hang out with any group in high school.. i liked the stoners and weirdos though. no one else had as much personality.
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>>6837026
Yes but I want to be the girl not the cute boy
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>>6837038
oh
neat
>>
>>6837041
yes do it girl are cute
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>>6837028

hi nim
did you eat a good breakfast today?
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>>6837023
That's what everyone asks. But I'm a fucking sweetheart that's real empathical and is loyal AF and I don't hugbox her. I also tell gross funny jokes and I'm the life of the party.
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>>6837044
mommy
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>>6836341
To a degree on my face, but I need to loose weight. Sadly my body is past hope. My rib cage is way to large.

>>6836965
I'm that way too. I learned what I thought was interesting. Not sports or entertainer facts.

>>6836966
True, there is only one true religion, Mother Earth Dicordianism.

>>6836976
I was mostly a mouse, still a quiet mouse. Away from school I was different.

>>6837029
Sex without using the D can be quite fun. Older ladies can be very experienced. You can learn a lot from them.
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>>6837051
How big is your rib cage?
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>>6837048
aww, hey! how are you little one?
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>>6837008
*holds you* :)
>>6837038
idk why I turned to the stoners as well. I think they accepted literally everyone into their friend groups... Then I smoked weed for years because I felt it helped me socialize and then I kinda got sick of stoners..
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>tfw 20+ mentions

...k
anyways, has anyone seen this post going around facebook? cringe af
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>>6837057
:'o !!

>>6837061
me when i try weed for the first time LMAO
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>>6837033
hows life in the pond

>>6837034
i like ember

>>6837046
i havent eaten today
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>>6837061
I haven't but now I want to unsee that post X__X

Also, hi Edie <3
How has your day been? ^^
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>>6837061
WTF LOL
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>>6837033
>tfw wanting a mommy in a sexual way.

>>6837035
I bet you're one of those people who does stuff and then asks to gauge how degenerate your actions were.

>>6837038
Let's hang out beep! We'll listen to the beta band stoned AF and you'll be blown away by retro awesumness.
>>
>tfw ur the secret mastermind behind mtfg
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>>6837061
i want to fuck this dinosaur
>>
>>6837063
This
>>6837061
Weed
>>
I don't wanna leave my house or eat or live
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>>6837069
not really i dont often like to talk about lewd stuff ive done
i do like to show off marks ive got though
>>
>>6837074
same
>>
Lewd
https://unsee
cc/damobiru/
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>>6837061
This is lol AF.
>>
>>6837063

l m a o STOP FROGGU

>>6837065

the picture on the left....i can't
it's been alright. i woke up like an hour ago, so. watched a lot of OW vids. things are pretty good so far ahaha. how is your day going carol?

>>6837071

iktf
>>
>>6837061
Well, if that can make you feel better, that loon is quite likely to fatally poison herself munching on random leaves...
>>
>>6837051
H-how do you know if your ribcage is too big?? I have never given it any thought and now I'm scared.
Surely your ribcage couldn't have gotten that big since you were 20?
>>6836965
>I'm like the weird intelligent girl who always knows weird facts about stuff
World War II ended today (officially).
>>6837061
You have quite a few orbiters here.
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>>6837064
calm and honest
no fishing tho

>>6837069
nothing wrong w that ^^

>>6837071
actually it me rofl

>>6837073
this

>>6837076
i have temporary tattoos :))) wanna see

>>6837082
who are u? ur not a heather /scoff
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>>6837057
i didnt smoke weed until i was 18 and already out of high school degenerate.. but yeah. we were a tight group. they still are. i'm not really a part of their lives anymore.
>>6837061
lmao
>>6837069
stream it sometime qt
>>
>>6837072
>you're gay
I thought you were a straight white male
>>
>>6837061
What's he doing to that plant
>>
i lov froggu
>>
>>6837071
me too
desu i know that feeling i bet more people do too
It's external transference. You use a term, phrase, or concept in a way that clicks with someone else and people subconsciously use it later. One problem with modern culture is that we idolize our output and deny our input from the medium that is our interactions.
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>>6837082
hello m'lady edith kershaw
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>>6837096
ily too anon
>>
>>6837094
who knows
>>
I miss my friend and i need her
>>
>>6837064

I recommend it
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>>6837115
Your friend is dead bruh
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>>6837089

could you stop mentioning me and responding to me whenever possible tho
cause like i've had you filtered since the dawn of time and it's annoying to still see your ugly ass talking shit when you've also begged me for advice about camming and sugar daddies, something you apparently find me disgusting or pathetic for doing. like leave me alone lmao

>>6837091

eat my ass

>>6837105

m'kiwi
sup?
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me & frogg
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>>6837126
i mean if it didn't look like a chocolate chip cookie..

>>6837128
why we not lookin at the cam hehe
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>>6837103
woah, stop! this is intellectual and no shitpost! this isn't suited for /mtfg/.
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>>6837126
>it's annoying to still see your ugly ass talking shit

Dollface keepin it real while the rest of the general has turned into spineless hugboxing faggots
>>
>>6837126
Oh look it's the Edie is a bitch hour
>>
i have a boob freckle
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>>6837126
nm hbu?
let's play ow sometime
when season 2 is out we should play comp together
>>
okay fuck Cass from Firememes
I thought I'd be fair and not name her again before but she just gave me a fucking 2 day ban because I was depressed over passgen.

she pulls this "oh your always depressed and bringing us down" card but even when I'm high as fuck and feeling totally fine like 50% of the time I'm on there she still kicks me and gives me 1 hr bans and fucks with me for shits and giggles, she pretends to give to care and pretends she has reasons but she's just a toxic bitch at heart who only lets her experiences with me that reassert her existing opinions count.

if you're reading this, fuck you, there's people there who are still happy to talk to me and relate to me when I'm down and you stopping me from being able to talk to them isn't 'helping me help myself', it's just you being fucking unfair.
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>>6837055
The rib cage it's self without flesh is about 40". ;____; My under bust is 43" now. Still small for the men in the family, but HUGE for a female.

>>6837089
I was pumped full of T and HGH during conversion therapy. Likely to make up for that masculine growth I didn't do over the previous 3.5 years. Anyways, it fucked things up. I went from being pencil thin to more typical of the males in my family, but didn't quite make it all the way there. For me most was gained between 20 and 24, but I gained 4 more inches by my mid thirties if you go my suit and shirt sizes.
>>
>>6837140
s2 is out
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>>6837135
Ok edie
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>>6837130

but u better eat this booty like groceries, but u gotta get rid of these hoes for me

>>6837135
>>6837136

after having half of the people itt talk shit about me i'm kind of over being nice.

>>6837140

nothinnnnn i'm prob gonna practice more w/ tracer and lucio in a bittt. and YES PLS
have you done placements yet? i'm scared to do it without a full party lol. it seems like you can't get placed much higher than gold initially tho.
>>
>>6837124
I mean, that's what it feels like
>>
why do people like that even strike up conversations with me that they know they're not going to like the direction of?
>>
>>6837131
I shitpost all the time tho...
>>6837136
guarantees the (you)s right?
>>
I'm so booooored
>>
told a friend i felt down
they sent this to "cheer me up"
https://youtu.be/HEE7iw5WYJI
it didnt work now i feel more like shit
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>>6837142
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Stop going where you are unwanted and you will save yourself a lot of trouble
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>>6837150
oshit season 2 is out
dang
>>6837153
no not yet
let me know when you get a party and i'll join if you need a d.va main
i mean i've been getting good at mei too but she's not rly viable lol
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I started a fruitarian diet a few days ago. When will I die from this?
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>>6837126
>could you stop mentioning me and responding to me whenever possible tho

Are you like schizophrenic or something? I never spoke to you either until you started tripping as Lily and spoke to me. So I was like alright she's a reformed character give her a chance but nope back to your old trip and back to your assholery.
>you've also begged me for advice about camming and sugar daddies
Have you ever entertained the possibility that I could have been humouring you?
>talking shit
I never really said anything particularly bad about you today beyond pointing out that camming does not make one "notable"
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>>6837153
Holy shit that's the best tracer cosplay I've ever seen
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>>6837153
Calm down drag face
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>>6837163
your friends retarded. ok band tho
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>>6837153
people talk shit about you because you return to this sassy side lol they want to bring it out of you and also you live a kind of alternative lifestyle (lol) that a lot of people don't understand. But the return to this persona is expected of you atm it seems.. Like kayla breaking down unfortunately...
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>>6837166
I'm unwanted literally everywhere, if I didn't try to sandwich myself into places I'd literally be stuck at home 24/7 not having a life
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>>6837153
hi edie <333
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>>6837171
why
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>>6837184
Do something about it then
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>>6837169

i will! we already have a great ana/widow, and a great rein/mccree. then a great mercy/reaper, i got genji/tracer/lucio atm. we could use a dva.
comp being out again makes QP so much better tho and less stressful i swear. i was going through it before lmao

>>6837177

RIGHT
how does that shibe do it..

>>6837182

if people want me to be ~sassy~ and honest and blunt and a lil mean then i can be that. idk what the big deal is.
i just don't even get ppl like kaylee talking shit when i've never said a negative thing to or about her. but i just filter and move on so it's w/e
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>>6837192
jesus christ why do you say shit like this like it's so easy? I have issues that I have not been able to change in 21 years and that need professional help to change or may not be able to change at all. even when I'm not in a depressive state I get banned, what the hell is that about?
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>>6837181
i dont really like punk tho
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>>6837139
a.... a boob freckle. Mine are covered in them. They are all light right now due to lack of sun to feed on. It's best they are staving for sun.
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>>6837205
yeah same
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>>6837199
>half the people here have you filtered
>"It's not me, everyone else is the problem!"
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>>6837191
fruit is tasty and I want to die
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>>6837184
iktf...
fucked up social skills that don't even work online.
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>>6837202
You are a disgusting, arrogant, loud individual. Just leave people alone.
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>>6837143
How do I measure my ribcage? Pretty sure my conetits are skewing results. And how do I measure underbust?
>>6837206
mmm freckles
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>>6837202
Because you've already resigned yourself to defeat. You've given up on changing from the start
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>>6837153
i dont talk bad about you edie
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can i get some drama too pls
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What is Beethoven's best piano sonata
and why is it the 25th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgPIARFhMfA
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>>6837209

you misunderstand.
i've had most of the people i don't like filtered for awhile. not the other way around. i'd invite all of ya'll to filter me as well tho

>>6837226

ik you don't, you're a good nim
>>
my mom got a dog amd it poops everywhere so im afraid to leave my room now because of poop
>>
>>6837163
hanna is pretty
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>>6837143
how is your underbust larger than your ribcage? i thought it's the same thing?
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>>6837231
>filtering smiles and sheen
why
>>
>>6837231
that's...alot of people
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>>6837231
Why do you have smiles blocked?
Are you jealous of her
>>
>>6837082
Sorry, went for dinner and forgot to say >_<

My day's been pretty good ^^
I didn't feel so terrible today :D
>>
>>6837218
because avoiding the world and being a literal shut-in is the healthier option?

>>6837220
that's bullshit, this level of misery is acquired through experience, I've done a lot of things to improve my situation and none of them work. no distractions work, aside from drugs. my hobbies stretch back to when I was a toddler- writing, music- I've still practically given them up at this point because they don't bring me any joy or sense of accomplishment anymore. hell, I can't even concentrate on them enough to even try properly anymore because of the constant train of thought in my head going "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WERE BORN WITH FUCKING HON FUCKING HON FUCKING HON". how do I distract myself from that when I can't even concentrate on what I'm trying to distract myself with? whenever I bring this up on there people seem to swerve around the question and say "oh you're not trying, what a defeatist".
>>
>>6837163

I thought about this song at work and almost started crying.
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>>6837231
>filter smiles
Is because smiles is a kid isn't it
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>>6837199
it's because you're on top of yr shit and not many people are here and the jealousy brings people down you know? idk about kaylee but I mean it's easier to talk shit about someone who isn't gonna mind and they're just gonna keep thriving
>>6837226
nim: "Edie can choke on a fat dick for all I care"
-September 1st, 2016
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>>6837231
Boo doesn't use boo anymore, he uses drakeposter or something

Also, out of curiosity, why filter Smiles, Dana and Shakira? : (
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>>6837240
this wtf
>>
>>6837153
okie
see u here in mexico bb
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>>6837250
>implying id ever capitalize a letter
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>>6837245
Just don't b yourself :)
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>>6837231
>tfw not filtered
I made the cut!
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>>6837231
wow edie
consider urself filtered
u know what consider everyone filtered
wtf i hate mtfg now
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>>6837254
Hey Nim someone showed me that pic you posted on Discord. You're a really cute boy and I think you'll make a pretty girl.
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posting yr filter list is so funny god damnit the melodrama here lmao
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>>6837234
no you! <3
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>>6837240
>>6837242
>>6837251

smiles is literally on repeat. like if you've seen one post you've seen them all lol. plus she's fucking underage. like cmon.
i like her but her posts about her dad lowkey weird me out, and the nonstop selfies thing on top of the loop...eh.
sheen is just always sad. i still read her posts and respond to her and like her, but it brings me down too much, so i avoid having them always in my face.
dana has been talking shit about me for years. idk why. but she's on repeat too. i filtered her when she would say "WHO HERE /VIRGIN/" every night for months.
shakira is....shakira. i filtered her the first day she got here when she made a tier list of everyone based on how attractive she thought they were. it's been downhill since.

>>6837243

i'm glad ^__^

>>6837250

i guess, yeah. ty juniper. that helps me feel a bit better bout it. i just feel bad cause i like red and she really likes kaylee? so i always had a high opinion of her. but w/e. i

ma go now and make coffee so i stop being a grumpus and then ima play OW, catch u ladies l8er
>>
Why shouldn't I kill myself? It's not like anyone's gonna care if I do.
>>
>>6837263
wtf
>>
>>6837263
and so it begins
the great filtering of our time
>>
tfw ur not on top of your shit :(
>>
Hooray!

I'm gonna not be SM deprived!

>>6837231
Afternoon Edie. How are you doing?

>>6837243
Hey Carol!
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>>6837271
Shoo, no one likes you
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>>6837271
you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?
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who is edie?

has he always had autism?
>>
>>6837219
>>6837238
Ribcage is a rough size without flesh... I used a cable pulled tight by hands so it dug in, then subtracted some more from that for my rough ribcage size. Under bust is easy. Just use a cloth tape measure and measure around right under your boobs. That's the same spot I measured my rib cage at. Also that measurement rounded up to the nearest even number is your bra band size. The fun bit is my measurements change by 3 inches from fully exhaled to fully inhaled.
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>>6837231
Lmao why even come here?
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>>6837269
Wait
Shakira made a tier list?
Post tier list?
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edie is a vapid whore
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>>6837265
WHAT

I POSTED THAT ON UNSEE

NO ONE ELSE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE IT

I TRUSTED THEM ;-;

pls don't show anyone anon :(
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>>6837279
You have probably fapped to her before
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>>6837284
nim you posted that a lot you qt don't fret no one's gonna dox you
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everyone here has such permissive filtering
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>>6837285
why are they always fucking crazy?
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>>6837269
Huh, interesting ^^
>i'm glad
<3
>>6837275
Hey ^^
How are you?
>>6837279
Edie is awesome.
>has he always had autism?
Kek, shitposting against Edie is about the most retarded thing I can think of someone doing when they've only just started posting.

Congratz :P
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>>6837284
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>>6837288
loved you in degrassi
>>
>>6837286
yeah but i was anon :(
>>
>>6837282
I did not make a fucking tier list I just changed to pass or not because putting people in tiers is retarded and unhelpful. If I said someone didn't pass that's not me being an asshole that's reality. I don't pass. Perhaps the pics that didn't pass was pre/early-HRT more reason why the original tier list was dumb.
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>>6837280
i have a 30-31 underbust if i measured right. is that good?
>>
>>6837265
They didn't show you mine, did they? D:
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>>6837292
i love you in general though
that discord picture was really qt
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>>6837142

Everyone wanted you banned, when the room as collective wants you banned and does not want to hear your bullshit you get banned. It should have been a 12 day, you got a 2 day.
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>>6837302
hiya mtfg what's up
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>>6837265
Nim confirmed for a qt. Don't go near that filthy mcrotten dude who wants your body tho, nim.
>>6837297
Reeeeeeee ;-;
>ywn have that ub
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Hey


I think that I just walked into a random threesome with my gr today. Hes a silverback 50 year old with a pick up truck.
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This man is such a sexy beast
>>6837294
yr cute you think yr sly huh? how's life btw?
>>6837296
you wanna make a tier list together?
>>
>>6837269
>>6837282
I forgot about it
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>>6837302
PLS
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>>6837277
>W
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>>6837308
Hey Korra
How's your day been? ^^
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>>6837289
Hey pup!

Today I'm pretty good. Making valuable and necessary contracts. A friend cancelled on me so I get to clean up, cook, and maybe get some writing done.
How about you?
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>>6837311
if you make one can I please be moved out of the absolutely disgusting tier and use and updated pic? >_<
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>>6837306
Tfw banned for life there :(

>>6837308
Meh

>>6837311
He passes better than me
>>
>>6837308
Korra! How was your day out?
>>
Hey there /mtfg/, last night I went on a date with a transgirl. It was fun date, and afterwards we went back to her place and made out, in all likelihood we'll go on another date.

I've dated a transgirl before and hooked up with both transgirls and transguys multiple times in the past. I've never had someone say they regretted being with me, and i've been told i'm respectful and nice.

I've never really accepted the title of chaser before, but now I realize that its actually a very apt description.

Thoughts?
>>
>>6837283
>vapid
>>>/r9k/
>>
>>6837322

That room doesn't do permabans.
>>
>>6837320
shakira doesn't want to and I don't have the attention span to do it alone...
>>6837322
no way. he's cute though. very boyish yet masculine
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>>6837324
my hairdresser is my big sister now if that is any indication :3 <3 I don't wanna type it all out again but pic related I was so happy I smiled and showed teeth :P
>>
>>6837319
Good :D
It sucks that your friend cancelled on you though :(
>>
>>6837311
its okay, just trying to get hrt

i thought today itd be storming all day due to the hurricane but its not even raining
>>
>>6837327
some people argue "chaser" is only suppose to apply to creepy fetishest and not nice people who have a preference for trannys
>>
>tfw im slowly turning into my mom
>>
>>6837231
filter me desu
>>
>>6837335
it's storming af here in seattle i fucking love it it's down in the 60s again..
>>6837319
what kind of contracts? what do you write?
>>
>>6837331
How do you tell your hairdresser you're trans? I don't want her to know but I want them sweet girly hairstyles
>>
>>6837337
It's not a very solidly defined term, but I like to think it just means someone who seeks out transgirls/guys
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filter me desu
>>
>>6837340
tfw you sound just like yr mom when trying yr hardest...
D: I wish I wasn't reminded of her so much when trying to be womanly but she's also my biggest role model..
>>
>>6837348
I would agree with you somewhat
but it has a pretty negative connotation
>>
>>6837346
i'd like to know this too.
>>
do you filter lauren
>>
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>>6837329
Oh nvm
I'm sorry

>>6837330
Juni, I'm a man's man

>>6837340
Horror
>>
>>6837344
yes!!! this is why i moved her sooooo happy summers almost over
>>
>>6837358
I'll agree that it has a negative connotation
>>
>>6837346
Very easy
For my first girls cut I went to the salon and told them that I'm playing a trans girl for a play at my college.
The stylist said, say no more senpai
>>
>>6837320
I was going to make one about a month or so ago but not enough people posted pictures
>>
>all these weak filters
you fucking faggots disgust me
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>>6837368
>>
>>6837368
I... what? Why?
>>
btw my own kageshi room is /reallifeexperience if anyone wants to hang out
>>
>>6837368
ok -poot-
>>
>>6837331
She is cute
>>
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>>6837368
>>
>>6837373
>>6837374
>>6837376

butt please
>>
>>6837245
Sounds like you need a good therapist to help you untangle things...

>>6837269
Smiles is off repeat now. Ran away from dad after he beat her up. She's been shocked to find out how nice normal families are.

>>6837297
Pretty good. it's within normals for most bra manufacturers. Just try to find a 44AA bra... I tried all but one from GB, and all didn't fit right. I took a 42A and modified it to fit, but it could fit better. What's scary is I fit a size 2 dress with the bust taken in when I was 16.
>>
>>6837376
Fuck off
>>
>>6837368
um...no thanks
>>
>>6837377
>>6837379
butt please
>>
https://youtu.be/BMbNhI59PwY
>>
good for people who aren't losers
also people who are in denial about the fact that they are losers
>>
I have a cute boy butt
>>
>>6837367
>w
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>>6837376
H-hi qt... Wanna kik me @the_carthaginian?
>>
>>6837381
WHY?
>>6837393
Thats nice ^=^
>>
>>6837382
all these sizes don't really tell me anything lol i hate that sizes aren't normified throughout the western world.
>>
>tfw you aren't really trans but hang out here for the attention and occasional nicepost
känns bra, bra
>>
>>6837382
yup
been trying to get therapy for quite a while, I've been on 3 waiting lists for 3 separate institutions for months and months now and I've only heard back from one and it's a church-run charity counselling program so I hardly expect they'll be experts on gender dysphoria or be able to prescribe meds / diagnose stuff
it sucks, I'm reaching out for help but there hasn't been much to date, this is gonna be the first time I've even seen a counsellor
>>
>>6837340
you're mom must be beautiful then
>>
>>6837362
true horror
>>6837354
sounds like you have a cool mom
>>
>>6837386
>>6837397
um yes please
>>
>>6837389
that made me uncomfortable
>>
flannel pajama pants and oversized t shirts 4 lyfe
>>
>>6837368
no
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>>6837389
and succ
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>>6837404
but
WHY?
>>
>>6837373
now show me my butt
>>
>>6837401
its hard to tell when its your mom
aslo youre spoiling me sooooo hard nim its gonna go to my head >~<
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>>6837408
>>6837412
butte
>>
i like kiwi
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>>6837412
>>6837413
>>6837414
Wanna Skype? I'm an adult baby.
>>
>>6837381
>>6837387
You want it in your butt?
>>
>>6837414
:3
>>
>>6837416
WHY??????
>>
>>6837418
Kiwi is 8/10 okay i guess
>>
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>>6837418
>>6837427
wow
i didn't ask for attention
>>
>>6837387
ok -poopoo-

>>6837393
me too teehee
>>
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>>6837368
just because you asked nicely and no one else seems to want to oblige you... here you go anon...
>>
>>6837426
cause
>>
>>6837421
I mean, if you wanna get v& sure
>>
>>6837409
>and succ
Well hey there, cutie. How's it going?
>>
>>6837431
BUTT!
>>
>>6837432
see >>6837433
I mean, I'd rather not get everyone in the thread v&
>inb4 ban
>>
>>6837436
hugg pup
>>
>>6837399
>hang around a few transpeople because they are nice people and they would be upset if i was to stop
>"lol you aren't wearing girl clothes"
>"that's because i'm a boy"
>"lol no ur not"
>"why don't you transition?"
>"because i'm not trans"
>"u keep tellin urself that"
How do I explain to them that I'm pretty much completely sure that I'm a guy?
>>
>>6837436
do you """need""" an adult?
I'll be your adult ;3
>>
>>6837439
It's only a matter of time now
>>
>>6837424
imma pet you
its gonna happen someday
>>
>>6837435
youre welcome...
>>
>>6837440
Back off creep
>>
>>6837445
>>6837445
>>6837445
>>6837445
>>6837445
>>6837445
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>>6837250
I only talk shit about Edie because I like Faye and I've never heard a positive thing about Edie.
>>
>>6837327
Just a heads up she doesnt want to go on another date with you
>>
>>6837573
That's possible. I don't really know how the future will turn out. But so far she seems amiable to the idea of hanging out again.
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