/mtfg/ - Transgirl General

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>>6831386
<3
>>6831393
hentai is gorbage
>>6831397
ur kool

>>6831409
Ecchi-chan?

>>6831410
i liek yaoi

>>6831409
Fir....Damn you

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Does this turn you on?

injecte semen

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>>6831409
Ur kool blue, the crayon

>>6831411
i want to be yaoi

Who /80s pop/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7pZZGHLQfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQA2XZbDkdA

>>6831414
It make me a little hungry

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>>6831414
/

>>6831419
Do you have money?

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>>6831414
sometimes
>>6831417
yah im cc
>>6831419
w-wanna be yaoi together
>>6831413
WutFace

>>6831417
That doesn't make sense

Seriously though what's been going on lately? Are all the same losers still here? Did Faye murder Edie yet? Did Kayla get a bf? Are a bunch of you trannies still voting for Trump?

>tfw you aren't girl-like at all
>tfw you would be practically a man if you were a cis girl
>tfw you literally can't be in the irl presence of women without shutting down
how do i convince people that i'm not trans?
they keep telling me to transition

>>6831426
drink
>>6831427
yah

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>>6831423
n-no
hi oryx
>>6831424
yespls

>>6831431
o-okay but you have to hold my hand

>>6831423
Did you see the carnival?

>>6831427
No no and no

i lost 8 pounds in one week with this simple trick

im so cold

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>>6831433
/hold
>>6831437
pls tell

>>6831427
I killed my phone in the toilet if that counts

;-;

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>>6831437
i lost 20 lbs by cutting my arm off once
would do again

>>6831441
You were lurking

>>6831427
>tfw no mention of Shakira
I-I'm an important loser too!

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>>6831426
I'm a crayon trapped in a tranny body

im a transbian

>>6831420
JE T'ENVOIE MES IMAGES
JE T'ENVOIE MON DÉCOR
JE T'ENVOIE MES SOURIRES DES JOURS
OÙ JE ME SENS PLUS FORT
JE T'ENVOIE MES VOYAGES
MES JOURS D'AÉROPORT
JE T'ENVOIE MES PLUS BELLES VICTOIRES
SUR L'IRONIE DU SORT

>>6831451
Have you started your wax injections yet?

>>6831449
I like to solve the trip: hate you white people

someone say something affectionate to me that makes my heart flutter

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He's at it again

>>6831414
#RIPharambe

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>countdown

>>6831442
Pookii, i'll give it to you straight. You're a bloody laugh and a half.

>>6831451
honestly same
>>6831458
o
k
>>6831463
thanks my guy

>>6831361
pls elann

do u realize i am an expert chaser chaser

and now the trap has been sprung

>>6831451
Are you changing your name to crayola

>>6831463
Did you really think what she said was that funny?

>>6831457
Dude what?

>willygone
b-but i like my willy

>>6831466
Pookii, i'll give it to you straight. You're a bloody laugh and a half.

>listening to music in welsh
>"this can't be a real language"
>look up the lyrics
>the solo was literally made up words
gg cyrmu-chan

>>6831458
anon, you're the most wonderful person i've ever had the pleasure of knowing

every day we post together is a delight

<3

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>>6831456
No, what's the point. I'll never pass as a crayon.

>>6831469
I would but that's such a tranny name. Think I'm gonna call myself Laurentian online.

>>6831458
Wanna cuddle on the couch and watch jeopardy?

>>6831420
https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA

>>6831477
I'm going to rape you

>>6831474
kiwi, i'll give it to you bloody. you're a a straight and a half laugh

>>6831474
Kiwi, i'll give it to you straight. You're a bloody psychopathic chaser who killed jocelyn and hid her body in his back yard

Pookii, i'll give it to you straight. You're a bloody laugh and a half.

>>6831471
>H8cUWHp
Is that, hate you white peoples?

>>6831420
How about some /mtfg/ relevant 80s pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erSJGrpfnOI

:^)

>>6831480
>wants to rape a chad looking guy with autismo eyes
back to gaygen my guy

>>6831485
Stop this right now

>>6831480
:C

but no

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>>6831485
pookii, i'll give it to you pookii
you're a pookii pookii and a pookii
>>6831483
shit now i have to bury her somewhere else wtf

>>6831493
kiwi u made me giggle
>>6831489
ok

>>6831488
>mfw anons don't know i have at times in my life looked in the mirror

>>6831420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReacTOXGgHE

>>6831500
quid can i marry u

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>>6831468
I am expert at outchasing chaser chasers
Chase me

>>6831500
>looking in mirrors
Shiggy

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>>6831499
elegiggle
chubby slime

It's creepy how kiwi hits on pooki now.
I mean Jocelyn was a 29 year old fat hon but pookie is underage so it's totally not cool

>>6831486
Haha never noticed that!

>tfw old close friends I've known since high school all want to fuck me now

does anyone else know this feel? Just got some best friend dick desu

grace is truly the greatest trip

>>6831503
are you willing to put up with basically the worst

if so then possibly

>>6831504
*chases u EXPERTLY*

>>6831510
again, why do trolls not try anymore

come on, look at you. it's sad.

>>6831479
I know the fear of being a RoseArt is bad, but the longer you wait, the worse it's going to be in the end.

>>6831500
>mfw trips don't know passable people pass even without makeup

>>6831512
Hahaha

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>Tfw hrt just made me paler and more emotionally unstable
>can't afford to eat anymore
>feel incredibly unloved and emotionally alone
>perma man won't even reach hon status
Don't let yourselves fall to my level I believe in you

>>6831510
it's pooki how pooki hits on pooki now
i mean pooki was a pooki year old pooki pooki but pooki is pooki age so it's totally not pooki

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>>6831427
>Tfw Donald Cuck went to suck up to Mexico's president and ask him permission to be US president.

Next stop, asking Putin for permission to be president

>>6831438
Are you alright Isla? Why are you cold?

>>6831518
please i want to be mrs quid

>>6831518
again, why do pedos aren't even hiding their creepy posts about chara's lips, the token underage girl

come on, look at you, it's sad

pooki

pooki

>>6831438
http://youtu.be/zDW2fdLsGt4
Maybe you are vampire?

>>6831513
This is actually pretty hilariously absurd

>tfw your willy is gone
help

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>>6831519
I will carry my secret with me to the grave. I will father a family and they'll never know that I'm a crayon. I can't bring waxy shame upon my family.

>>6831518
*teleports behind u*
*chases u*

>>6831420
What about 80s pop by an actual princess?
http://youtu.be/7EzKZpg-cVg

>>6831527
idk
its just
so cold :(
>>6831534
mayb idk

kee wee

>>6831513
I'm not in contact with any of my friends from high school or earlier, and anyways the only ones I'd be interested in are either married or otherwise in serious relationships.

>>6831530
w-wait you're a girl?

>>6831531
It's honestly tough to tell who's memeing and who seriously thinks this at this point... like are you that gullible...

>>6831538
SHIT

i think i might be caught :(

will u feed me and have comfy bedding in my cage at least

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>>6831542
butts

>>6831513
>Not making high school reunion orgy/bukkake themed

Are u even trutrans?

>>6831549
im your girl

>>6831487
Here's a way more relevant one.
http://youtu.be/nPaWoqsLssE

>>6831438
>>6831527
What I really meant to say is I'm sorry for the way I am.
I've never meant to be so cold
I've never meant to be so

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>>6831540
Wrap yourself in as many blankets as you have, that helps sometimes.

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>>6831537
It's not gone, it's just hiding :)

>>6831549
Yeah, only the finest pine shavings for my girl

>>6831550
How the fuck would that happen

>>6831492
Prepare yourself

>>6831513
same
they always took me for a nerdy dweeb back then but nowadays they want to push their cocks in my mouth all the time

>>6831538
There's a broken crayon in you, just trying to get out. Paper dressing will never fill the void

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>>6831539
>Tfw princess Stephanie would get clocked on passgen

>>>6831487
Wasn't this 80s too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

>>6831550
wedgied

>>6831560
dropped from the airplane into the spats

>>6831556
ehh??
oh
wait
nice desu
>>6831558
im doing that already
i only have one blanket
and im using towels to stay warm too

>>6831554
r-really... will you pat me a lot??

>>6831559
i admit i grow more amenable by the second

>>6831561
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-can't you do it to chara instead

she's way cuter and she'll forget about it like two days later

>>6831572
>she's way cuter and she'll forget about it like two days later
woa my dude

>>6831568
Ah. Are you able to turn up the heater or something? Do you think you have a cold or flu or something?

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>mfw when you accidentally see squidward's alpha male chadmug starting at you through his autismal soulless eyes

>>6831572
ill pat you all the time

>friends have a gathering like "old times sake"
>sort of keep my head down, so this is the first time i've seen them in a few years
>reluctantly show up
>friend has transitioned and passes (to the point where i thought that they were someone else)
>awkwardly greet everyone
>sneak out and drive as far as i can with the gas in the car
>turn off my phone and cry myself to sleep on a dirt road

Now seems like the perfect time to change my number and drop my facebook, I guess.

>>6831554
Baby just remember I gave you my heart
Ain't no one gonna tear us apart
He could promise the moon
And the stars above
Even if he promised me the world
Just remember I'm forever your girl

http://youtu.be/0pyxKqdtrH8

someone should push kiwi off a skyscraper tbqh

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>>6831513
>tfw previously openly transphobic people that you knew pretrans try to fuck you
Weeeeird feel.

>>6831563
Nobody would want a broken crayon anyways...

>>6831576
Are you high right now

>>6831575
idk i might be sick
:(
>>6831580
no me

>>6831582
>Nobody would want a broken crayon anyways...
can't you just melt the wax and put a broken crayon back together?
it'll always have a scar, but it'll work once again

>>6831580
lol same
>>6831585
no

Honcelyn here
i am going to force kiwi to suck my neovag and then rape him with a dragon dildo

take back the night!

>>6831582
So you're saying you've never had anyone tell you "gosh, you'd make a great crayon! Such waxy skin, and what a beautiful color!"

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>>6831588
This metaphor is getting too real...

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>>6831578
i sort of know that feel

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>>6831584
take a look at this my guy
just look

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>>6831555
>>6831565
>Can't link 80s beats from my podcast because the fagtron DJ didn't post a playlist

>>6831597
tell us your story, familia

>>6831574
dealing w/it thru the blackest of humor ;_;

>>6831577
YAY

>>6831576
>>6831580
>>6831593
for real, do you have nothing better to do

>>6831598
if you seriously think an ugly femboy counts as "chad"

idk what to tell you mang

>>6831596
it's okay!
a fixed crayon is just as good as a new one
[spoiler] and if you fix a crayon, it feels more like yours because you fixed it [/spoiler]

>>6831598
Why are you looking at quid's picture? You're becoming obsessed with quid

>>6831599
Have some New Beat. Yes, that's Belgian too.
http://youtu.be/Di-z4XSnus8

>>6831599
80s are dumb my man

>>6831578
Seems like you need a visit from the guys from ZZ Top

http://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo

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>>6831604
>he thinks he is a femboy
you must be kidding because i doubt you are this delusional, egghead

>>6831598
the word you're looking for is twink familia, she doesn't pass but I think you doesn't vision

>>6831607
it's pretty creepers...

>>6831613
lmao

>>6831613
Beginning to think you're in denial about a crush anon...

>>6831617
>creepy mccreeper the king of creepiness calls anything creepy
lmao

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>>6831594
No, they've only said that I look human. It's absolutely hopeless.

>>6831605
I like your spin on it. Still, to an outside observer a reforged crayon may be just as good as a new one, but you'll always know where the weld is.

>>6831596
;~;

>>6831608
Like I can link these tracks but it's original isn't the same because the DJ did some badass mix on it.

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>>6831604
>femboy
you are a twink at best, dude

>>6831622
ha

i think it's more plausible they're just even uglier than me and need to take it out on someone

ohhhh god right

i forgot

it's one of the losers with a crush on chara lmfao

>>6831622
yeah you got me
i am attracted to masculine men which is why i am obsessing over squidward because i secretly love him

>>6831609
Well, I grew up in the 80s. Yes, most 80s hits are horribly dated. But I have plenty of memories attached to those.

>>6831609
>Not liking the 80's
http://youtu.be/eBShN8qT4lk

I guess you don't like having fun

>>6831609
Let the music player
He won't get away

>>6831629
>it's one of the losers with a crush on chara
now you are talking about yourself again, lmaolola

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Good morning /mtfg/

>>6831624
I doubt that. You look Cray, on :)

>>6831624
*yawn*
hey

>>6831623
>>6831628
>>6831631
>>6831635
jesus christ man you are fucking obsessed

you realize we're poly right, if you weren't such a creep you might have a chance

>>6831636
Is that a pokemon or something?

>>6831603
there isn't that much to say really
a close friend of mine transitioned after leaving high school
i tried to be nice and all but gradually started to get jealous
i started finding excuses to not hang out and stuff and we eventually stopped speaking all together
a big part of why i started avoiding her was that it became harder to hide my own stuff

it's been almost five years now
before i blocked her earlier in the year, you'd see pictures posted of her now happily enjoying life every now and then

it feels like i'm sitting at a dark bus stop alone
everyone has gotten onto various busses, and i've held out for the best one only to realise that it's after hours and the busses have stop running

it's too late for me to be happy
all i can do is try and control my sadness

>>6831633
>posts the only good group of the 80s
nice my man

>>6831633
http://youtu.be/WWKq_PQLfCM

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good morning!

how is everyone doing?

>>6831640
it's Terriermon from Digimon

honestly elanna stole my crayon baka
>>6831580
who r u

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>>6831632
>Tfw 80's are dated
http://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU

>>6831645
hi, nim
hopefully the school answers my call today so I don't have to stress any longer

>>6831624
i dunno
i think the weld is a constant reminder of an important and unbreakable bond
it links not only the two halves of the crayon, but the crayon with the person who cared enough to fix it

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>>6831637
Hugboxing crayons
Shiggy
I'd just look like a waxy human on injections

>>6831638
H I
I

>>6831638
Help me convince Elanna to start WRT to become the crayon she was meant to be

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>>6831638
nim hi

>>6831655
waddap

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>>6831283
>i'm scared of black people due to personal experience.
>its not lie I *WANT* to dislike anyone
>i can be friends with anyone
>but sexual attraction is just
>physically impossible.
>in a sexual manner i just
>can't

It's okay bby, I really like you, and can give it time. I'm patient, I can wait.

We will just be friends till you feel comfortable enough to let me embrace your milky softness.
You did say I made you giggle.

Pic related, our baby together.

>>6831645
pretty good desu ^^

got a bunch of cleaning done and practiced voice while i did

>>6831655
>tfw no crayon-human gf
;_;

what would you call a mtc chaser tho?

>>6831663
Hahaha

I talk to my psychologist tomorrow about seeing a gender specialist but I'm still anxious and scared
But as absolutely confused as I was before about everything I'm slowly starting to think this might be the right move
Better than living with regrets

>>6831647
i have been posting here since 1941, who r U

>>6831648
I'm dated too. Some songs are simply timeless, though...
http://youtu.be/wqo2V3QnMzs

>>6831638
oh but how are you

>>6831655
That's what facial waxization surgery is for!

itt: post your fetishes
i'll start

multicoloured crayons
nothing makes me spill my ink like a nice multicolour

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Mtfg I just wanted you to know.

You're a good girl.

>>6831663
>nigger baby
How is this a positive?

inb4 muh beauty standards are racist

>>6831641
Aww, I think you're cool anon would you like a hug?

>all this french music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeT1drNFZ-w

>>6831681
quid fetish

>>6831678
She would need to be careful around heat sources and not melt her face

honestly fuck u guys

>>6831604
shut up egghead

>>6831641
it's never too late~

>>6831684
But they are

allah
give me the strength to talk on the phone

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>>6831666
A crayser?

>>6831662
Not a lot, about to go to the doctor to get me a hormone refill. Hbu?

>>6831678
I could never afford that :(

>>6831690
rude my dude

>>6831690
wow wtf pookie
i can't believe ujust said that

>>6831681
my fetish is elanna and her roommate desu
i'm gonna secretly record a romantic comedy film using hidden bugs and a camera with a telephoto lens in the house on the other side of the road

>>6831698
STOLE MY MEMES
>>6831702
ily

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morning y'all
my night shift job fucking blows, I was stocking the "feminine care" isle for an hour and broke down in fucking tears, like hard core dysphoric jealousy hit me like a freight train headed for a death camp

>>6831686
Well, I'm French...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6FVlfOgTo8#

>>6831653
oh i hope that goes well for you

>>6831664
i wanna hear your voice desu

>>6831657
>>6831655
Start WRT to become the crayon you were meant to be

>>6831660
kiwi hi how r u

that is a lewd girl

>>6831675
im okay

just woke up and ready to start the new day ^^

>>6831705
NO I DID'N' NOT!

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>>6831705
ily2 bb

>>6831703
I uhh....


wat

>>6831689
That's just one of the downsides of being a crayon, along with no one taking you seriously as they would a pen
>>6831697
A GoFundMe could help! People love seeing aspiring crayons

>>6831642
It's no problem of mine
But it's a problem I find
Living a life that I can't leave behind

https://youtu.be/tkOr12AQpnU

This song makes me feel extra true trans

>>6831684
It's a blue eyed nigger baby.

>>6831707
Well, it's a job... Besides, tampons are nothing to get dysphoric about...

>>6831697
take me with you pls

>>6831686
>the french
i met a québecois girl in uni and she said that the french were really mean to the canadians
so fuck the french
i'm gonna learn canadian and not ever speak it to a frog ever

>>6831688
baka...

>>6831690
pooks DDDD:

>>6831692
don't you have better things to do, like shitting yourself on cam?

>>6831715
that ford transit that followed them most of that bike ride they did the other day?
that was me

i've got the surveillance equipment and a futon in the back

>>6831726
Wait is this stewin and brewin

>>6831728
it sure is

>>6831716
Hahaha

>>6831714
h-headpats
>>6831726
hi

Maybe this is the wrong place to say this but
I don't get how from works
Are cis men and trans men really that attached to being masculine? I never really experienced that.

>>6831685
sorry for shitting up the thread with sad ;_;

>>6831692
it sort of is too late
like it probably isn't proper, but regardless i'm going to compare myself to her in my head and be upset
the problems i have aren't physical, they are purely psychological

>>6831717
no offense but new order is poop
i like beasties better because they were le post-ironic edgemasters of their time

they also originally started as a hardcore punk band so you know they were p hardcore

>>6831726
at least i get paid, twink bro

>>6831690
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>6831736
it's like sports
i don't get sports, but you can tell some people like it

different jeeps for different peeps

>>6831710
its not lewd
its just an accidetn
>>6831734
anime headpats

>>6831724
Canadians speak French weird and if want to annoy French people speak French wrong in front of them

>>6831686

>Thinking french music is a joke
https://youtu.be/vczpX2eqxmM

>>6831721
>Besides, tampons are nothing to get dysphoric about...
shut
the
fuck
up

you "vagina havers" don't know what it feels like to be dysphoric anymore

>>6831747
vagina havers
lol

>>6831743
have you ever had an accident like that

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why won't you answer my calls!!!?

>>6831747
>vagina haverss
racis
kayla, to the dunce corner right now!

>>6831745
the canadians i've met are real nice
i've only ever really heard canadians speak french anyway

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>>6831747
I'm dysphoric about not having a penis to stick in things.

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>mfw boys play this weeks overwatch brawl

>>6831750
what else can I call them at this point? also that don't get you off the hook because you're a lucky passer

>>6831760
want mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMfw9k5O94w
best eurovision song ever

>>6831760
you can have mine if you want
that way you can attach it with velcro only when its convenient

>>6831760
You can stick a strapon in me and I'll pretend it's a real penis for you.

>>6831727
I never saw a van following us. You're either really good, or following the wrong people.

>>6831732
Ewwwww

>>6831765
hey kayla i like your boobs

>>6831734
hi

>>6831738
>at least I get paid

Homes

I get paid a lot more and I don't have to fucking shit myself LMAO

>>6831770
Yep, the samefagger going on for like an hour now shits herself live on cam.

Which is like, the least pathetic thing about her life, but I'm not that sort of person.

>>6831765
Ahaha oh kayla will you ever win

>>6831746
I think most people here would only know the cover Anthrax made...

http://youtu.be/FpH0gre8AQw

>>6831769
i'm pretty stealth

anything to get those tummy butterflies

>>6831765
kayla am i still a sunshine sparkle

Someone should gas quid

For being a creepy pedo fuck obsessing over underage girl's lips and trying to break her up with her boyfriend

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>>6831703
Do we get royalties?

>>6831768
Ok sounds good

>>6831766
Sure

>>6831769
Thank you <3

>>6831775
Well now in curious jerk

>>6831741
I was passed on the road by a jeep today
I was going 5 miles over the speed limit and there's only like half a mile where the road is two lanes but he still felt the need to pass me

this is relevant because wtf i hate jeeps now

>>6831780
no, you are cancer killing this board

>>6831787
: (

>put something in the microwave
>forget that you are not meant to put tinfoil in the microwave
>start seeing sparks
Welp, I just almost blew up my microwave

>>6831768
>Best ever
http://youtu.be/fZ5B6w-Baxs

>>6831738
>Mfw New Order gets called poop.
This is why events unnerve me
They find it all, a different story
Notice whom for wheels are turning
Turn again and turn towards this time

https://youtu.be/qpq0-ehIi9I

>>6831777
no, life handed me a zonk

>>6831773
my boobs suck

>>6831760
using a penis for penetration sounds horrid, either you did use it in the past or not but regardless its been years since you had the operation so why do you always bring it up?

>>6831789
>start seeing sparks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar48yzjn1PE

>>6831783
it would be stooping to her level, suffice to say she's insanely dysfunctional

>>6831789
*pets the puppy *

>>6831775
Wish I got paid like quid FML

>>6831782
>Do we get royalties?
royalties?
it'll be CC-BY-SA 3.0

>>6831796
that's obvious

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>>6831794
I just miss the poor guy. He got dealt a pretty shitty hand in life being attached to a tranny.

>>6831802
I'm poor and need food though

>>6831794
>life is shit
>being a cunt to others will surely improve this

>>6831801
well I also have to work like 90 hours a week and slowly die inside, ups and downs

>>6831804
lol, well yeah

>>6831791
>called poop
that's a good thing coming from her ;)

>>6831802
I never signed waivers for this ;_;

>>6831806
He's probably up in penis heaven getting jealous that you want every penis but him.

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hey even if ur not feeling good today
u should try and feel good
because people feed off of each others emotions
and if people are happy then more and more people will be happier
and happiness is nice
so please, today try and do your best to be happy today <3

>>6831775
>he thinks owning a pizza joint makes him rich
LMAO
you will always be hands down the most pathetic person here either thanks to your creepy encounters with chara or your chaser-y tendencies people accused you of many times before

>>6831806
>I'm poor and need food though
i can provide food
but uh
i'll need proper access to do the filming

>>6831813
isla ur a cute girl

>>6831808
Are you a doctor

>>6831806
You'll get food once the free as in libra movement takes over our culture of consumerist consumerism

>>6831812
>I never signed waivers for this ;_;
waivers?
you didn't volunteer at all silly

>>6831810
egghead confuses me for a different samantha but i just went with it because i like busting egghead's balls tbqh

>>6831813
That's a nice post Isla :)

Also, that dog is adorable >_<

>>6831806
>I just miss the poor guy. He got dealt a pretty shitty hand in life being attached to a tranny.
its hard to not cringe like fucking crazy to this statement, sounds like serious regret

>>6831807
I try to be blunt as humanly possible here, sorry I don't sugar coat shit like reddit or susans

>tfw you'll be 25 before you finish transitioning
christmas cake by default ;_;

>>6831823
carol how come you don't say woof :3 when i call you a good pup anymore its making me sad

>>6831831
Sorry ;~;
I'm trying to be less autistic so...

>>6831833
but its cute autism

>>6831812
oh i cbf going on the irc but yeah i booked that thing

and i licked my camera at the bus stop and people gave me weird looks

>>6831823
he is such a happy dog
i should learn from him
no matter what happens he is happy and cheery
i know its hypocritical coming from me to ask happiness from others but
well
i want others to be at least happy.
it would
be good if they were
>>6831816
oh
uhm thank you but
there are a lot people cuter than me
but thank you
>>6831833
my name when i still played league was Less Autistic

>>6831825
>I try to be blunt as humanly possible here, sorry I don't sugar coat shit like reddit or susans
No you're just a socially aggressive cunt for no good reason and an absolute child

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>>6831825
Yes, clearly.
I made a terrible mistake. I'll never be the futa princess I always wanted to be.

>>6831815
O-ok can you gib pizza?

>>6831812
Exactly this. Poor fellow.

>>6831818
Haven't you Hurd? Stallmans dream is dead.

>>6831804
Okay, I'll let you know just one thing I guess

Samantha has privately admitted to transitioning solely to be an undercover chaser

so basically, her whole crusade against me is just projecting her own flaws onto me

>>6831817
Nah, small business owner

I'm joking though it's actually pretty rewarding we get way better feedback and have a much more devoted fanbase than I would have ever imagined

>>6831828
>finish transitioning
i will never know this feel

>>6831791
you really like new order lol

>>6831842
>Yes, clearly.
>I made a terrible mistake. I'll never be the futa princess I always wanted to be.
Be honest with me since you have obvious srs experience, do you have real regrets about it??

>>6831841
>No you're just a socially aggressive cunt for no good reason and an absolute child
this is 4chan honey

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>>6831842
>watching stallman speech simultaneously translated into german
>he gets to the bit where he auctions the toy gnu and starts cuddling it and stuff
>the translator starts translating it all
mfw

>>6831849
Probably not. It's another hole she can stuff

I miss Red

>>6831849
And yet there are children on this general who are more mature and better behaved than you

>>6831854
oh shit, thank you anon, i never saved a copy of this

>>6831842
Stallman's dream is dead, but Stallman lives on
it's like the opposite of a martyr

>>6831838
That's good.
The booking part.
No comment on the licking part.

>>6831849
The worst part about having an elanna roommate is she goes around trying to stick a phantom penis in literally everything. Ever tried to get a half melted dildo out of a toaster? Fucking awful.

>>6831837
Nah, I think its annoying people.
>>6831839
Its not hypocritical, if others are happy its easier to be happy. Happiness is kinda contagious really.

>>6831856
>tfw no red gf

>>6831854
This is Samantha?

>>6831857
Ohhhhhhhhhh

>>6831861
Phantom penis sounds like a good concept for a new Pokemon imo

>>6831865
That is, in fact, Samantha "STEWIN AND BREWIN" McChaser

>>6831856
Hi Red :D
You haven't been on here much recently (which is probably a good thing really because this place can be pretty negative and stuff), what have you been up to?

>>6831861
the licking isn't as weird as it sounds

like i spilt lemonade all over my hand and the camera
so i licked them clean
isn't that a reasonably normal thing to do?
the sugar in the lemonade would break the camera

>>6831857
Because they are sheltered little fucks who aren't sullied by the horrors of retail, sorry if im angry but I just got off a 7 hour night shift and have to open another store in one hour

>>6831870
Well this just made my day

>>6831870
Absolutely disgusted

>>6831862
eh idunno
like im always sad so idk

>>6831876
Don't thank me, thank anon, I was merely the trollbait

>>6831877
B-but she gets paid for it!

>>6831856
i love you red

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>>6831861
>Ever tried to get a half melted dildo out of a toaster?

THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
I CAN'T BREATHE

>>6831856
Yaaaaaay it's red :3

hi red

>>6831873
Sounds like you're experiencing your first real job, I wish you the best kayla, your dramatic tellings are a little over the top though

>>6831886
>your dramatic tellings are a little over the top though
i'm not even being dramatic yet, the real hysterics came when I had to stock the baby isle and felt unparalleled jealousy

>>6831856
Hey Red, how are you today?

>>6831870
>this comes from a creepy chadhon who can't stop thinking about chara's lips
lmao, you can't get sadder than this

>>6831887
Yeah the whole "can never have children" thing killed me inside too, makes me wonder why I haven't just kicked the stool out yet

i really shouldn't post here anymore
but I love you all
bye bye
i think i can live stealth in my new town
i'm so happy, living stealth and with my kaylee

>>6831887
>Jealous of babies

Is because they get to behave like a baby

>>6831889
Might be time to cut your losses...

>>6831889
You know I didn't even realize who you were until today? you could've just denied it and I would've believed you lmao

>>6831894
ill miss you so much ;_;

>>6831893
Its not even the baby itself, I just want to be pregnant and live the experience of being treated like a human with value like all pregger chicks are treated as

>>6831894
Love you too Red <3
Good luck at life and stuff <3
I'm glad you are doing so well : )
Farewell <3

>>6831894
as long as there are reasons besides kaylee not liking it... you shouldn't stop posting just because of her desu

>>6831889
>L

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well that wax I bought didn't really work very well

>>6831910
Was the hair long enough? It needs to be at a certain length for the wax to grip it

>>6831889
don't lie about my wife

>>6831914
HEY whoa

this is taking things a little f-fast... you didn't even propose...

>>6831899
i know what this is all about. i called you out for being a creepy sleazy chaser you are and now this is your pathetic attempt to get back at me

remember that i haven't even initiated this convo with you today but you still singled me out and replied to me for no reason despite me not even paying attention to you. that's how much bitter you are lol

>>6831912
I don't know

I just don't want to have shadow on my lip anymore ;-;
I let it grow out a day which was gross enough as is

>>6831916
will you marry me quid