Gaygen

Straight white man here.
Why is it that every person who I know is gay has really bad smelly breath?

>>6819759
S H A R T
fuck off yank

>>6819759
You cis gendered white heterofacebooksexual get the fk off my board normalfag

tfw no hung ginger bf

>>6819796
Jizz.

Please stop posting these uggos.

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>Please stop posting these uggos.

from
a trip
oy vey.

>>6819879
Why are you reposting my question?
I think a fellow white straight male answered it sufficiently here >>6819833

>>6819900
The end will come for you.
Not soon but it will.

You will be jailed and trialled with the law. Homophobia will not be tolerated any more.

>>6819900
Im going to turn it into the next straight man poo.

I just need to find a meme image to fit with it.

>insure bike
>gets cancelled because of no CBT
>do CBT
>insure bike
>a day later its still not insured

Fuck this, I'm just going to drive with no plates soon I swear to god.

This relates to the topic of being gay because this thread is shit anyway.

>>6819956
Yes I would actually Arnold.

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Who here /cuckcore/ ???

I'm getting in shape so I can be cute and get a strong bf!

>>6819972
Date me first and I will answer it. You can find out firsthand.

>>6819999
Wow. One straight guy picks on you and you fall head over heels trying to date.


No wonder why jesus anon spams all day . You need Jesus.

Is nobody reporting this utter runt of a cunt?

>>6820022
t. Kr

>>6820020
Its the way to do it anon.

>>6819833
>anal leakage = smelly breath

At least be consistent.

>>6820030
Id date you if I was gay. Actually no. Everyone on 4chan is a self destructive cuck.

>>6820033
Cuck identified. >>6819987

>>6820035
I buzzcut and lift. You lose, breeder.

>>6820067
>breeder
What are your parents? :^)

>>6820072
Breeders. What is this question?

Are straights the biggest fedoras of all time?

They literally think they are superior because they like women.

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warm and friendly reminder that rei ayanami is the only girl worth anyone's time

the most amazing and beautiful person, i love her so much

>>6820163
Kill yourself maki

Fucking fem4mascs
I HATE YOU

Anyone else gay but can only cum to straight/lesbian porn? Really weird senpai.

>>6820220

dunno about lesbians but for a long time i much preferred str8 porn to gay stuff. recently ive started appreciating gay porn though, which is a relief - i was having some serious doubts about my sexuality

>>6819757
>tfw you want to have a chubby bf and get in shape together
>tfw you don't have a chubby bf so now you're getting in shape all by yourself

There goes another dream.

>>6820220
Kind of, I really only wank to straight stuff for the most part. I don't enjoy anything that involves vaginal though it has to strictly be anal, any real focus on the vagina and I'm put off.

I've often found gay porn to generally be too over the top and unrealistic. Obviously straight porn suffers from that too, but to a lesser extent.

...also I think I just get jealous of gay porn.

I'm sad because my alleged BF hasn't responded to me in over 24 hours.
He read my messages though.

;___;

Porn is bad for you and you should stop watching it immediately

>>6820316
Try three weeks

>>6820321
;_;

>>6820324
It hurts, Anon...

I really loved him... But the worst part is that I don't know if he just hates me or is doubting himself / afraid of commitment or something.

>>6820334
Damn.

Did you meet him or is it a distance relationship?

I told my bf I wouldn't be mad and he shouldn't be mad if I don't immediatley write back.

Okay.. but 24 hours?

I'm sad because my alleged BF hasn't responded to me in over 24 years.
He read my messages though.

;___;

>>6820341
It was distance at first but then we met.

It was the happiest 3 days of my life.

I don't understand.

If I walk down the street I fall in love with 1 out of 5 males between the ages of 21 and 39. There are lots of attractive mean out there.

When I go on tinder I'll swipe right maybe once a week.

Are gay men uglier than straight men? Or is it just the gay men that use dating apps that are ugly? Maybe it's because when you look at someone IRL you aren't made aware of their gross narcissism that's made apparent by their use of hoe snapchat filters or horrible selfie pout lips.

Where are the good looking gays???

>>6820541

if someone was attractive and socially welladjusted, would they need to use a dating app to get a boyfriend?

use your fucking brain, poindexter

>>6820547
I'm attractive and well adjusted and I use dating apps because I don't meet gay men very often and the internet is a good way to connect with other men. This isn't 2006, internet dating is no longer reserved for fedora tipping nerds. The internet belongs to normies now.

>>6820569
>This isn't 2006, internet dating is no longer reserved for fedora tipping nerds.

Internet dating is the domain of the subpar. You know its true.

>>6819759
Coincidence, frankly.
Everyone I know with really bad breath is a 100% confirmed heterosexual.

>>6820210
but fem4masc is ideal

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Today marks a vaguely momentous occasion.
I fucked someone two days ago. Came in them, even.
Or at least my equivalent.
I noticed i make way more precum nearing orgasm, as opposed to the constant heavy dribble from arousal to completion.
And when i orgasm, some of it spurts out like cum would. It's still just clear watery stuff but it feels amazing.
Especially inside my friend.
I have so many new urges. I'm feeling dominant all the time. But also more masochistic?
Anyways, good morning, /gg/

Just ignore it.

>>6820576
according to the blokes on my tinder you're apparently correct. I just didn't want to believe it.

>>6820583
It sucks, bruh.

God tier:
>True Masc4Masc
>Bear4Bear/Chub4Chub
Shit tier:
>Masc4Fem/Fem4Masc
>Fem4Fem
>Mathc4Mathc
Kys tier:
>Heterosexuality

We all know it's true.

>>6820599
God tier:
>Masc4Masc
>Bear4Bear
>Heterosexuality
Shit tier:
>Masc4Fem/Fem4Masc
>Fem4Fem
Kys tier:
>Chub4Chub

>>6820603

>>Chub4Chub being bad

To know so little of life
To lack such taste for goodness

>>6820611
So you're a masc bottom looking for a fem top?

>>6820618
maybe

>>6820611

Is that shoulder hair
Why are you so perfect

>>6820627
>Is that shoulder hair
Yes. I'm pretty hairy desu.

>>6820623
https://youtu.be/s0kqobQRcUo

>>6820630

Can I just rub my face in you
Any part of you, really
come sit in my lap
How biteable are your sides

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>>6820627
>>6820630
>>6820639
>This pairing
I am disgusted.

>>6820636
That song was written about me desu

>>6820639
>come sit in my lap
just your lap?

>How biteable are your sides
very

>>6820641
a match made in hell, just like all my other ones

>>6820641

One of my friends found the original of that, is apparently some chubby white chick

>>6820642
>>6820652

You're not anywhere near me, are you

>>6820641
Haha, what the actual fuck.

That is extremely confusing, I have no idea what even half of the listed sexualities and gender are defined as being.

>>6820653
Probably not. I live in Kentucky.

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>>6820660

Aaahhh????

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SP if he actually lifted

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>>6820668
I want to lift SP.

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>>6820668
And if he was a dinosaur.

>>6820666
Louisville Area. 502

>>6820677
U can lift me c;

>>6820689
bake for me. i need gains

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>>6820681

i mean i guess it's not impossible

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>>6820689
No, I don't think so.

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>don't know if I want to cut, stay small and wax or bulk the fuck out and remain bearish
>I want to date a cute femboy and it seems like they all want other femboys, but apparently people like hair too???
what should I commit to? on a diet right now to lose the lovehandles and chest fat, but I'm not sure where to go from there
>>6820586
also how did you get so perfect and are there more of you in a local brand

>>6820691
U need a diet
>>6820694
Rude tbqh, I would lift you if you weren't fat
>>6820696
>Shoulder hair
I didn't even know a person could grow hair like that

>>6820703
gains goblin shoo

>>6820692
you travel?

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>>6820703
Are you okay, Daniel? You've been lashing out a lot lately.

>>6820696

I just am. And I guess you can find a generic.
But the authentic experience is very exclusive to my region.

>>6820709

I'm considering it

>>6820703
explains why it's so hard for me to give people the cold shoulder, har har

>>6820727
>adorable dominant top(vers?) that's into masc guys
yeah in the same way that I can go out and find generic pistachio, honey and rosewater gelato
suppose I'll just have to look though

but seriously what do I do with my body?

>>6820726
>tfw hitler and dann don't like me

>>6820727
>I'm considering it
i'll be waiting :3

>>6820668
>sp if he did roids

>>6820751
>tfw you will never have 3d delts natty

>>6820726
I haven't been posting a lot lately

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>>6820746

I mean, if you ever find yourself being hirsute and masc in Greensboro, NC hit me up.

>>6820747

>>6820778
how do you feel about recieving oral

>>6820778
>>6820804
Get
A
Room

>>6820813
Bake
For
Me

>>6820813
Post most recent cheesecake photo.

>>6820830
this

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>>6820830
This is like 6 months old probably. I haven't baked cheesecake in a while

>>6820837
10/10 would eat

cheesecake is the only good cake, pie > cake

bake me a pecan pie

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>>6820837
Neat, how do you get that texture on it?

>>6820839
>pecan pie

>>6820855
You just have to make sure that you don't aerate the batter. Typically you want a smooth dense cheesecake so you have to mix it so there are no Lumos without overmixing and incorporating too much air. There is one noticeable bubble in mine where there was a little pocked of air

>>6820855
>Neat, how do you get that texture on it?
probably a toothpick

>pecan pie
got something against the greated dessert of all time?

>circlejerking name fags edition

>>6820855
>Texture
Oh did dyou mean the design? Yeah you just spiral strawberry jam in a piping bag then use a toothpick to make lines through it

>>6820868
That's every thread though.

We can have our own party if you want.

>>6820874
It's become worse since Dann and now cok have come back

Also, are you identifying with me, or joking that you'll all move and have your own party?

>>6820877
Whatever you want, baby. Whatever you want.

>>6820873
Yeah I meant the top part. I'll have to give that a go when I next do one, I'm really over due baking something.

>>6820864
Naw, I've never tried it, I was just posting a picture of Trip because it's his favourite desert on the show.

>>6820899
oh well never saw that show

>>6820877
rude bitch

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>>6820855
Key Lime Pie >>>> all other pies

>>6820907
Key Lime, Lemon Meringue, both good alternatives to Pecan. Still not as good though.

>>6820904
Worth it if you like Star Trek. It gets very mixed criticism, I rather enjoyed it but it certainly has massive flaws.

Most notably just shit filler every so often.

>>6820907
Jesus that looks delicious, I think I'll actually try one of those instead of a straight cheesecake next.

Nigella don't fail me now!

>>6820907
Sweet potato > buttermilk > other custard pies > fruit pies > cream pies > pumpkin pies

>>6820922
objectively shit taste in pies

>>6820918
never really watched much trek other than some episodes with kirk on tv

>>6820932
>Not realizing that sweet potato is the ultimate pie
Fatty

why won't my poop come out perfect?

im eating so good

meal 1--spread across 3 hours
200 kcal fat free greek yogurt
200 kcal mixed nuts
50 kcal flax seed ground
150 kcal dried fruit
400 kcal beans
50 kcal spinach/kale

meal 2--spread across an hour, 7 hours after meal 1 commences

200 kcal of some carb (usually rice, veggie pasta noodles, oats, root veg such as sweet potato)
200-300 kcal of some protein, usually tofu, chicken, or fish
100 kcal assorted veg, usually broccoli, cauliflower, bok choy, spinach, kale, celery, etc
100 kcal fruit, usually orange, lemon, or apple

and celery as snacks

i dont get it, my diet should be producing the most glorious and incredible poops ever

>>6820942
You worry too much about what you eat and your poops can tell. They're scared to come out because of your stress.

>>6820949
they come out right they just fucking suck and my ass is a pain to clean and its ruining my faggotry

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>>6820956
If you keep being so pushy and having such high expectations of your poops, they'll never succeed, and will probably go into cooking school instead a STEM field.

>>6820935
no need to get petulant just because you have bad taste in sweets, stick boy

>>6820942
you're eating mostly insoluble fiber from the looks of it. insoluble fiber makes food move through you faster, soluble slows it down and makes it pass more easily. could also be an intolerance to a food you're consuming. for example, i love peanut butter but it doesn't love me

https://www.t-nation.com/diet-fat-loss/fiber-made-simple
http://www.healthhype.com/list-of-high-fiber-foods-soluble-and-insoluble-fiber-chart.html

also, you may have issues digesting certain types of carbohydrates, so check out this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FODMAP#Sources_in_the_diet

and try an elimination diet

so low fat, get in some more soluble fiber and also >>6820949 this, stress will upset your gut, so try to minimize it

>cok wanting to be the next slutboy
Dust in the wind. Ze will forget about you too.

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>>6820967

>>6820976
better to have loved and lost than to have not loved at all

>>6820988
Huge difference in being loved and being used.

>>6820999
as long as it's my butt being used i'm cool with it

>>6821001
K but careful. It gets around a lot so it might have plenty of stds

>>6821018
wouldn't be the first time i've boned someone with std's

>tfw still clean

>>6820907
Hey jupp.
Youre husbands cute :3c

>>6820973
huh, thanks for the info

ive been eating pinto beans, which seem to be insoluble heavy, yes

ill try taking some psyllium, and adding plaintains, artichoke and brussel sprouts to my rotation and kidney beans

>>6821044

Also, something else neat.

The vagvus nerve controls your stomach, and it can be stimulated by deep breathing. Most people breath shallow (chest breathing, vs diafragmatic breathing) and that causes poor vagal tone.

tl;dr: do deep breathing exercises and it will not only reduce stress, but it will improve digestion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaphragmatic_breathing

>>6819757
What's this scene from?

>>6820887
Doubt it

>>6820308
Just self insert yourself, it might work
Use your imagination
>>6820249
>chubby bf
Did someone call me

>>6821156
Some gay shit
Why do you wanna know? You some kinda faggot?

>>6821173
Being gay is a meme.

>>6821156
I literally put the name of the show in the OP.

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>>6820918
>KR
>5'4"
You seem so random xd

>>6821211
Literally why should you be proud of your shameful, degenerate nature. Shit on the bottom of my shoe, TRASH .

Don't know if I want a qt skinny twink so I can build him up in the gym with me.

Or I should just find a QT twunk like me.

Can't decide if I like more masc guys, I definitely don't like them more masc than me.

>>6821277
Sounds more like you just want a mirror to jack off to.

i am kind of new to anal play and i spend hours ensuring i am clean.
aside from changing diet, do you have any trick to share?
i just douche 3-4 times, often triggering the need to actually shit.
i use a bottle of water and it's unpractical as fuck...should i buy some douching tool? what are your reccomendations? i can't afford to spend too much and my local sexy shop is bloody expensive ( 20 € for a small ass douche pump wtf?!).

>>6821281
What the fuck?

>>6821281
Yeah, but the mirror can't provide companionship. So I have to lower my standards to at least 7/10

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>>6821282
>what are your reccomendations
Garden hose.

>>6821282
Order online then.

>>6821294
I dunno, maybe if you got a really fancy-looking mirror it might work. Like one of those body pillows. Then you just need to pretend hard enough.

>>6821282
fleet enemas are useful for cleaning. just dump them out and fill with warm water.

or get a douche online (still looking for one myself)

Someone cum in me :(

>>6821401
this is a blue board

>>6821401
Nice razorburn

>>6821401
>>6821427
smelly gay boy

>>6821436
stinky breath faggot

Guys help
There's this really cute / hunky guy living in the apartment below me
Hes alone right now blasting music
I think he may know im gay

What do I do!!!

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WHY WOULD YOU TEXT ME FIRST AND THEN NOT REPLY FOR 10+ MINUTES AFTERWARDS?

WHAT THE FUCK??

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>>6821510

Step 1. Knock on door
Step 2. Introduce yourself as the neighbor upstairs
Step 3. Ask him if he wants to get stoned

>>6821510
Blasting music? What a prick.

>>6821512
Some people don't know how conversation works.

Why is society so obsessed with making fun of small penises? I can't even go to my hugbox of professional wrestling without getting mad because someone is bullying someone else who has a small penis. Its never even small penises its always like average or slightly above. Everyone has a super sized dick while mine is small and makes me useless as a person. Humanity is so fucked up. How can anybody call me crazy when normie society are the crazy ones? I don't even want to interact with people because nothing I do is ever going to be good enough.


That being im really happy lately but fuck man we live in such a cruel world. Its not even normies everyone does this.

>>6821563
honestly I don't even get why people are crazed about big dicks, I prefer average sized myself

>>6821523
I don't have any weeds

>>6821570
Its women they ruin everything.

>>6821580
usually true

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>>6821570

big dicks represent over-the-top masculinity in the same way that big tits represent exceptional femininity.

why do peacocks like big tail feathers?
why do baboons like swollen red asses?

sexual attraction evolved to increase fecundity.

maybe men with big cocks are more fertile because they can shove their sperm deeper.

maybe women with big tits can feed more/healthier children.

if you want to understand the world, try reading a book instead of wasting your days on 4chin.

>>6821600
Here I am getting angry at everything again. Im just annoyed how even my hugbox isn't safe from reminding me how useless I am thanks to things I cant control. Hahaha i love it. But anyway im happy now just got annoyed for a minute.

>>6821623
Who gives a shit about why?
The reality is that society considers me useless. Why would I go anywhere knowing im just going to get ridiculed and bullied for shit I cant control?

Fuck it im going to read a book or something.

>>6821623
maybe it was a poor choice of words, I understand conceptually why people like these things, not practically

>>6821624
good

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>>6821624
>triggered

>>6819779
This show got so boring because this relationship ended. Geoffrey was loving, fit, adorable, neat, and liked to cook. He liked Josh at first sight, even though Josh looks horrible. It's like your dream scenario. None of the guys after compare.

>>6821642
>>6821653
Yeah ive learned a bunch of defense mechanisms to protect myself. Like listening to only positive music. I love life : ) all memes aside its great : )

>>6821663
He was okay, but didn't really get Josh or his jokes.

I love you, gaygen! :3

>>6821691
Josh's jokes were like "I'm so ugly teehee." It's not really something you want your bf laughing about. Also, the guys that came after are definitely worse. Patrick was a tease that found the idea of sex with Josh repulsive. Arnold is actually insane and weird, and I have never seen him get Josh's humor.

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>>6821040
I know that's why I married him.

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>>6821777
Probably wasnt smart to post one of the sun bouncing off his bald head tbqh. He is top tier cutie. You are though also so its all good. I wish more gays would get married.

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>>6821792
I'm not ashamed. I dont give a shit if you guys find balding disgusting. SP us the most handsome man in the world to me. All haters can eat shit.

How long does it take to get over heartbreak?

It hurts so bad. I can't even masturbate anymore.

>>6821777
Nice trips
>>6821824
Have you tried throwing feelings away

>>6821824
A month

>>6821809
Im just playing with you. Just referencing the autist that picks on sp because of it.

I only sniff straight man poo my friend.

>>6821777
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>6821847
Yes anon its called thinning. Shame cause he'd be hella hot with a full head of hair. Still cute though.

>>6821847
He's a golden god I know

>>6821824

The best way to get over somebody...
Is to get under somebody else!

>>6821824
Well, I remember an empirical study suggesting that grief (in the wake of someone's death) generally loses most of its affective force in a few months, so presumably post-breakup distress is shorter in duration.

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>>6821777
That's incredibly sweet, your whole cutesy perfect relationship is enough to make me diabetic

>>6820668
Cute. Where's his bussy at?

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>>6821809
>send this to SP

>>6821880
Montreal.

>>6821899
Ew he's French?

>>6821899
Hahahaha

>>6821919
He could have been sp's. But you stole sp's heart :(
How does that make you feel :(?

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I hate lifting
I hate bulking and cutting

I lost all my muscle and fat now and pure otter mode. I just look like an uggo furball with no gains.

I cant wait until I bulk again enough is enough tbqh.

I had my first butt orgasm yesterday and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER

Fuck, while I was volunteering at a desk for an event at my university a hot British guy stopped to talk and I spilled all of my spaghetti.

>>6821926
I can just imagine him barebacking SP and pretend that's real.

>>6821982
Do americans really think that a 'british accent' is cute? I have a generic and enunciated UK accent and am taking a trip to the states next year.

I reeeeaaally wanna meet a cute yank and have him fuck me

>>6821997
I think they tend to mean a BBC accent

>>6821997
Foreign accents are usually cute
And yes I know there are different British accents, I find most of them just as cute

>>6822021
Do you like Glaswegian accents?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82x9pzHkHK4

wtf I love smoking now

I can't even deadlift or squat properly because of ny autism. I suck at lifting why did I even start?

Ive lost nearly every gain that I have worked hard for because of my shit cut. What a waste of time lifting is a waste of time. These last four years are a waste like no other.

Im legit depressed all this work and I still look like shit. If this next bulk isnt good im finished with lifting what a waste of a hobby.

>>6822092
>can't lift properly because of my autism
explain

>match on tinder
>no response
>every single time

Wtf is wrong witg people
Why do u swipe right then not talk

>>6822092
We've fucking been through this before. Stop being a lazy retard and LEARN THE CORRECT FUCKING FORM

What are those little white spots some guys have on their shafts? Makes their dick look like a plucked chicken. Would you not get together with a guy because of them?

>>6822092
so basically you're a spastic who never bothered to learn how to lift properly or even how to eat properly and you're writing lifting off as a 'waste of time' lmao

>>6822150
fordyce spots

i have them :(

as well as pearly penile papules, may as well just kill myself

>>6822106
I have motor issues. Im honestly retarded.

>>6822142
No its impossible for a tard like me.

Why is it every guy I start to get get super clingy during like the 2nd week? I swear to god I'm going to stop dating until I'm like 30 so they get there shit fixed.

>>6822166
Because we care about you

>>6822163
What motor issues do you have? I'm a personal trainer.

>>6822159
>fordyce spots
>pearly penile papules
Who fucking cares, both are only cosmetic non problems

It'd take something actually nasty like tonsil stones to turn me off

>>6822178
2 weeks isn't that long of a time to really care about someone though. It throws me off.

>>6822166
Everyone is lonely.

>>6822166
what do you mean by clingy, chances are they just love you and wanna be with you

>>6822198
You probably have intimacy issues

>>6822199
>>6822200
These
>>6822198
Have you tried talking about it with those guys ?

>>6822110
>Why do u swipe right then not talk

speaking from my own experience, sometimes i'm at work and so i don't have time or my boss walks by and wonders why i'm on my phone, or some other interruption. don't take it personally. try again in an hour. if no answer then, try the next day at a different time. if no answer then give up and move on.

oh and i have accidentally swiped the wrong direction and then been like "oh fuck!" and turned off my phone in horror.

>>6822214
I haven't brought it up with the current guy yet, he's still at work.

My 8(?) month old pimple is back to being a bump again, and I can't pop it.

I'm scared to try harder to pop it.

Do you guys have a discord?

>>6822240
try 10% benzoyl peroxide.
it might be an ingrown hair.
don't fuss with it too much, it will just make it worse.
exercise can sometimes help clear skin up.
and drinking lots of water.
and steam. like a sauna or a steam bath.
last resort, see a dermatologist if you can afford it.

>>6822253
It's on my face so it's not an ingrown hair.

I am stupid for not having tried acne products by now, I'll find out more about benzoyl.

>and drinking lots of water.

Seriously doing this would help with too many things, but I am lazy about drinking water. Shame on me.

>>6822279
>>6822240
It might be a cyst.

>>6822279
>It's on my face so it's not an ingrown hair.
Do you not have facial hair?

>>6822214
I honestly wouldn't even know how to bring it up.

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what the fuck

i just hooked up with this guy id had a 3some with before, and he was fucking the WORST at sex i have ever experienced

he wouldnt let me touch his butt, he complained when I talked, he kept going soft, he wouldnt let me kiss him at all and then when he did fuck me he lasted like 2 minutes before cumming and asking me to leave without any spooning or cuddling

what a waste of a beautiful dick, fuckk

>>6822297
Sounds like he wasn't into you.

>>6822309

except that he asked me over and has been sexting me basically nonstop both before and after we hooked up

and i feel like if there was something wrong with me he would have no problem just insulting me - he doesnt seem polite or anything

i just dont get it

>>6822297
this >>6822309

you were the problem, lol

>>6821927
Baby's first bulk.

>>6822365
Literally my second bulk coming

How do you guys make yourselves work out?
I'm having a hard time committing to a work out.

>>6822391
Pretty easy when you don't have much else to do.

>>6822309
>>6822323

also i just checked with someone else and they had the same thing

i think he might not even be gay desu

>>6822391

i watch an eric bugenhagen video

DISCORD????

>>6822391
40 fork put downs
20 get ups
30 steps to car/gym

Not that hard

>>6822240
I had a really big bump in the back of my neck once. I was so freaked I went to the doctors just in case I was developing cancer lol.

It might well be stress related. That's what the doctors told me a CT scan and a blood test later anyway. It went away when I dropped coffee.
>>6822287
Well, ask him what's wrong if he starts acting mopey or asking why you don't spend more time together.

My guy was the jealous possessive type until I showed him the amount of books I loan from the library and go through every two weeks.

I gotta date with a big dick monster. He's being real nice, but I really want that dick

>>6822417

theyre overrated

src: just got fucked by one

>>6822391
It's about discipline, not motivation. Train yourself to do whats gotta be done, even when you don't feel 100%

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>tfw strep throat
>tfw bf wants to come over to cheer me up but I won't let him since I'm still infectious till tomorrow
>tfw I want cuddles now

>>6822456
Why would you be less infectious tomorrow?

>>6822391
Your body is going to fight you on it, it doesn't want to work out. Do it regularly for 3 or so weeks and you'll become used to it and then in a few months you'll think it's fun.

>>6822466
Antibiotics

Don't burn bridges and focus on having friends that's one piece of advice I wish I listened to.
I could literally be traveling the world right now with my old band but I just had to burn every single bridge by being me. I could be fucking people all over the world which im going to do anyway at some point. I threw away fame sex ego driven stardom just because I take things too far and got caught up in myself. I could have literally became the biggest star in underground music. I was destined to be great at that. I have every single quality to make me an underground music guy.
I just wish I never burned bridges. I threw away my destiny.

Im a useless man and a useless person.

>>6822470
You'll still be infectious for a while after taking antibiotics, man.

>>6822472
>I could have literally became the biggest star in underground music.
>I have every single quality to make me an underground music guy.

A.) What music did your band play?
B.) What do you listen to?

>>6822478
It usually takes about a day for the antibiotics to kick in and stop you from being contagious.

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>>6822472
Aren't you giving yourself a little too much credit? You're not that in control, you never were, shit was always going to happen and now it has happened. Don't take all the responsibility for yourself, the world, your friends, all of them did their part and deserve just as much credit.

I also doubt you would've been that great given your attitude.

>>6821277
>Don't know if I want a qt skinny twink so I can build him up in the gym with me.
I'm a hungry skellington and I often fantasize about this scenario

>>6822472
guarantee you don't know anything about 'underground music' lol

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>>6822456
I hope you get well soon, anon

>>6822508
Hey catposter!

>>6822508
What a useless post. Fuck off with your virtue signaling and avatarfagging.

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>>6822492
I mean. I still wouldn't go around kissing people for a while.

>>6822520
Check out these cats.

>>6822527
Shut your yeasty ass up.

>>6822537
That's not very positive of you, anon-chan~!

You're such a mean and nasty poster, you should stop posting forever!

I'm in love with catposter! <3

>>6822565
catposter please

>>6822565
Me too!

>>6822565
I am catposter's biggest fan!

>>6822565
i want to brutally rape them and watch the light go out in their eyes

>>6822571
>>6822573
>>6822578
Nobody loves catposter as much as me!

>>6822508
Aww thanks

>>6822586
Except for me!

At what point should I give up and shave my head?

>>6822596
When you're muscular enough to pull off being bald?

>>6822520
hello
>>6822527
>virtue signaling
That's only a thing on social media sites

>>6822595
That's not true! I love catposter more than ANYONE!

Where do people find BFs? Is there a BF store? I want an entry level BF who will be nice to me and supportive, are those available?

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>>6822681
>he hasn't been to the bf store and gotten a tailored bf yet

Catposter is cute!
CUTE!

Catposter best new poster.

Circe you're not cute you're uggo n gross and to need to to slip and fall on cock you uggo ho.

>>6822681
>Where do people find BFs?

At school, at work, at church, on the street, and yes, in the store.

>>6822712
I frequent most of those places but i've never seen any BF there. Can you explain that discrepancy?

Anon is cute!
CUTE!

>>6822391
If you can just force yourself for a month or so and stick to your diet, it's easy after that.

You'll be addicted to the gains.

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Help me choose a fuckbuddy lads

>Option A:
Nice, cute and intelligent guy with an average body and average dick. Is really good at sex, but I get the impression he might not be into me that much - he might be kinda out of my league I think

>Option B:
Average looking intelligent guy with a meh body and an ASTOUNDING dick. Like, pornstar-tier perfect in every way. But hes kind of a tosser, and is really bad at sex (although he might improve with time). He's really into me and is constantly begging for sex.

>>6822720
>Can you explain that discrepancy?

yes. you're being too superficial.

Post your gay greentexts

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I post the cat because it makes my positive comments look even more positive

stop with the catposter meme, if I wanted name recognition I'd post on Twitter

>>6822779
>choose a fuckbuddy
Why not both? A+B and maybe some C on the side?

>>6822779

>Option C:
Keep looking

>>6822804

even though i know its stupid i do feel bad about fucking them both at the same time

i think im not cut out for sluttery desu

>>6822798
Superficial is safe.

>>6822799
>tfw the doujin is still untranslated

>>6822701
>Circe you're cute and need to to slip and fall on cok

fixed

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I've made ~$50 from masturbating a few times on chaturbate, holy fuck.

>>6822833

did someone mention my name and also the thing i'm good at

Which of the following applies to (YOU)?
>repressed homo
>reformed furries/otherkin
>poser
>depressed teen
>dadless
>Nu-Nazi
>whiner
>meta-whiner
>autist
>ex-girlfriend
>DeathGrip Fans
>total mess
>computer "wiz"
>underachieving 23 year old
>Art/Computer Science students
>android green-bubble text messagers
>too cool to go to sophomore prom kids
>struggling to hit 170 lb bench-pressers
>poor posture skyrim mod downloaders
>fantasizes about creating some artistic masterpiece and getting money and pussy as a result, at which point their lives will finally take off
>ironic steam profile comment copy-pasters
>actual racist and xenophobes
>fantasizes about being dead and everyone being sad about it
>newegg.com custom PC builders
>rump slumping bumble boys
>confused high schoolers that find nietzsche while trying to get out of an existential crisis
>JV track 3rd place finishers
>kids that got really mad whenever the class laughed at a bad joke
>embarrassing teenage memories shower-reminiscers
>not on Facebook kids
>depressed loners who lucid dream about meeting idols and moving out of their white trash town
>guys who have unashamedly used a girl as a starter-girlfriend without actually liking her very much at all
>never had a girlfriend /boyfriend or kissed yet nevertheless deathly afraid of being cucked
>self-medicaters
>rubber binky baby bumpers
>3.1 GPA kids
>holds on to the high school mentality well into their twenties
>Akira fans
>normal, average guys who liked trump before it was cool and are self-conscious about buying clothes from the GAP
>Berserk fans
>autistic savants with schizophrenia that sit around on their ass all day writing articles for neoreactionary blogs
>fart fetishists
>chronic idlers
>male equivalent of tumblr feminists
>eliot roger sympathizers
>first to be replaced by the coming wave of commercial automation
>wish their idol was their dad
>150 terabyte, self-evolving neural network double backflip off the high platform

>>6822857
lmao not goign to read all that shit senpai

>>6822857
What the fuck even is this post? What went through your head when you made it?

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>>6822857

>>6822857
I feel bad for you. You went through so much effort but no one has time to read this clusterfuck of a post.

>>6822848
that's it?

>>6822893
Hitler are you a camwhore?

>>6822814
Doujin? confused.

>>6822903
Have you seen me on chaturbate?

>>6822681
I use to ask this several months ago.

The bad news is I stopped asking because no store existed.

Daddypussy > boy"pussy"

>>6822913
No

>>6822919
Fuck off dad lover.

Take your saggy old ball fetish elsewhere

>>6822924
then no

>>6822928

Dadsubs are like the top demographic for me

>>6822939
I'll find you

I'll start by looking under the transsexual section

New
>>6822951

new >>6822971

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>>6822861
>>6822865
>>6822872
>>6822882

>>6822857
I like it. I wish someone screencapped this so I could save this funny meta morsel.

t. lazy autist

>>6822857
>autist
>underachieving 23 year old
>too cool to go to sophomore prom kids
>struggling to hit 170 lb bench-pressers
>never had a girlfriend /boyfriend or kissed yet nevertheless deathly afraid of being cucked

>Akira fans
>Berserk fans
>chronic idlers
>first to be replaced by the coming wave of commercial automation

here you go anon

>>6822852
hi

>>6822857
>repressed homo
If you count being a closeted and abstinent virgin because no bf
>depressed teen
>struggling to hit 170 lb bench-pressers
I'm working on it, though...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>never had a girlfriend /boyfriend or kissed yet nevertheless deathly afraid of being cucked
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

>>6821234
I wonder if his feet can touch the floor from his desk chair

>>6823673
>deathly afraid of being cucked

it happens to the best of us and, trust me, it isn't that terrible.
yes, it hurts to be betrayed, but life goes on.
get up dust yourself off and move forward.

life is too short to live alone in fear.
believe it or not, there are actually some good-hearted, honest people out there who won't hurt you. you just have to find them.
and if you end up kissing a few frogs along the way, just chalk it up to experience.

"life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving!"

>>6822857
>Computer Science students
>first to be replaced by the coming wave of commercial automation

What. If you are CS you are/will be the one programming a robot to take someones job, not the other way around.

>tfw wanted to play skyrim for no reason today
>tfw got the call I have to move to DC instead and became upset
>tfw no bf
>tfw ignored my homework
>tfw I have no suitable reaction image

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>tfw you accidentally 'like' a black or jew on tindr

>>6823866
>tfw it's an anorexic jew vegan hippie who loves beyonce

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y is thred is so ded this wed?

is everyone in bed?

or in the case of ol' bobble-hed Hitler fulfilling his lifelong dream and being recorded in a shed getting bled and bred by "Fred", "Jed", "Ted" and any sexual pred who isn't neg and doesn't take his HIV meds