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>>6809693
God bless clownshoes.
I know I'm gay 100% but WHY are all my dreams about girls I was sweet on back in highschool
>horny as fuck
>start to make arrangements to fuck someone
>suddenly not at all horny
>cancel
This has happened 6+ times already.
Will anyone in the public shower think/find out that I take it up the ass if they see my shaved pubes?
>tfw the morning after
>>6814872
Yeah, your drug taking is super fucking cool dude. How old are you again.
>>6814882
No one cares about you or what you say Clowney. Just shut up and sit down already before you break a hip.
>>6814872
I hope my baby's safe, and you didn't force him to OD on the pot.
>>6814891
>OD on pot
HA! You can't OD on pot.
>>6814885
I was thinking
>>6814891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDeZuApml4Y
>>6814864
Please reply
>>6814897
I literally get fibrillation from high pot dosages though
>>6814856
Quit playing with yourself in the interim.
>>6814897
>>6814921
Pure disinfo spread by the evil liberal media. Wake up to reality™, Juppy.
>>6814925
Normal people don't investigate other people's pubic situation in public showers.
>>6814932
You might have a pre-existing heart problem that high doses of marijuana effects .
>>6814939
But you don't need to investigate my privates for them to notice it.
I'll just spell it out, is it gay to shave there?
>>6814960
No one will care.
>>6814964
A-all the /fit/ stories I've read implies the opposite~
hey guys just a quick question
am I gay?
>>6814932
THC stimulates the vasodilation, the increase in the diameter of the blood vessels. So your heart has to work harder to pump a proportionate amount of blood with the weaker blood pressure.
It might be uncomfortable but it is relatively harmless, unless you have some bizarre heart condition.
>>6814969
Greentext stories are all made up.
>>6814972
Yeah!
>>6814976
I dunno, I have a kind of high blood pressure as it is, wouldn't it just even it out
>>6814977
Your stories are all made up, just stop no one wants to hear what you have to say, you fool.
>>6814985
what!?
>>6814989
I'm not a doctor but maybe. Weed is prescribed for all kinds of shit.
>>6814999
I dno, I probably should go "check up my heart" though. Even then what could be done about it if something comes up, cardio?
>>6815009
If something comes up when? While high? Just ride it out and sober up. Caffeine or ginger might also have an effect.
>>6814993
You're gay, man. Stop lying to yourself.
>>6815022
If some condition comes up during a checkup.
I am a coffee addict too btw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6815024
I mean he's already on 4chan which is one of the gayest sites on the internet...
>>6815038
>I'm not a doctor
Specific conditions demand specific treatments. But getting palpitations while super high is a normal occurrence.
Gaygen it's time to fess up, where's the fountain of youth? I don't want gay death.
>>6815086
You have to find it within yourself
>>6815092
Can you put your fountain of youth in me, you eternal tween?
>>6815086
Then get a bf.
Trust me, you don't want eternal youth.
>Parents force me to look at photo album.
>"Look, anon, this is just after you were born."
>Know my parents are in their early-mid thirties in the photos.
>They look like they just hit 20.
>Now in 50s, they still look early 30s.
>tfw probably never going to grow up.
It hurts, anon. Everyone will think I have a sugar daddy instead of a bf/husband 20 years down the line, even if I'm slightly older than he is.
>>6815115
Yeah, I'm sure looking young would be terrible.
>>6815117
It is if you're also fat with lots of body hair and a solid build and trying to pull of a bear aesthetic.
>>6815115
>get a bf
Think I'm more likely to find a source of infinite use than a boyfriend I actually want to be around and enjoy the company of.
>>6815121
Please don't talk about SP behind his back.
Hello everyone. I have been with my boyfriend for 1.5 years. Im top and he is bot. However after this time i feel like i could use some dick thrusting in my ass. What is proper
etiquette of asking to change roles for once ? He said he was versatile on dating site but it never comes to fruition.
>>6815135
>hey, do you want to try changing roles?
>sure
>cool
how autistic are you that you think this is a difficult situation
>>6815135
>You: Hey, could we talk a bit?
>Him: Sure.
>Sit down
>You: I've been thinking about bottoming. Would you mind topping?
Either
>Him: OK, sure.
>He tops.
Or
>Him: Hmm... Not really sure if I want to...
>You: Mind if I get a dildo, then?
>Him: Sure.
>You use a dildo when you want to bottom.
This is not that difficult, anon.
>>6814872
Too many edibles last night?
>tfw too small dick to ever be able to top without worrying about it slipping out or if it's even enough to pleasure
>>6815144
A tiny bit i guess also young and shy
>>6814395
stay jealous
>>6815172
Just get someone to blow into your ass to inflate your dick before sex. That'll make it big enough.
>>6815296
look at that qt tumtum
dibs
>>6815129
How dare you.
>>6814897
Challenge accepted.
Well I was getting cute and flirty with a guy and asked him out. He told me to add on FB so I did. Sent a request and a message two days ago but haven't got a response yet.
And I thought he liked me :c
So my dicks super small (2.5') and I'm insecure about i and also I'm a virgin.
The really want to bottom and I have a somewhat feminine figure
This guys trying to fuck me and I want him to but I'm scared hell laugh at my dick
Would you top a tiny dicked man
>>6815851
no one really cares about the size of a bottoms dick
>>6815842
His loss then, my man.
>>6815864
Chyeaboi
This guy walked me back to my apartment last night even though his car was in the opposite direction
And I was just like hahabye and closed the door on him
Boy am I a sperg
>>6815892
>Chyeaboi
I really hope he laughs at your baby dick.
>>6815872
I'm honestly hoping he's just busy and hasn't got my message yet. I want a qt to long distance with.
My obsession with 'Please like me' and cute things continues here:
>>>/hm/1422822
>>>/hm/1422822
>>>/hm/1422822
>>>/hm/1422822
>tfw you're the only gay in a class that's entirely male
god DAMMIT
but of course fags wouldn't take this course, they're all doing healthcare or gender studies or whatever
>>6815932
It's okay to say chyeaboi if it's post ironic my dude ;)
>>6815986
What major?
>>6815998
CAD/INMG
>>6816046
a lot of those guys are just rich dude bro who tried really hard and high school and want to be rich like their parents
I'm comp sci. There's plenty of fags here
>>6816053
>computer science
but that's too easy and the market for it is oversaturated
I'm a phd in compsci by 24, neet by 26 lmao. Ama.
>>6816069
How many dicks have you sucked?
>>6815166
First time was 5 squares. Fell asleep and woke up in a nightmare. Shit was scary as hell while SP layed in bed comatose as I puked in the bathroom. This time it was one square. Felt a bit of a high, but finally felt it while sleeping. I wish edibles didn't take so long to work.
>>6816080
Don't remember, say around 10 in my life. Only my bfs for the past 5 years.
>>6816069
Any other homos in your classes?
>>6816093
Whore.
i just want a bf
there's plenty of bf-able guys in my class but they're all straight and mostly married too
i did look at the LGBT club but it was all man-hating lesbians and one MtF who looked like a browner version of circe
>>6816100
>whore
Average of one dick a year for the past 10 years since I began. Not really a whore.
>>6816099
A bi guy in undergrad who obviously broke my heart. No guys in my research. Didnt do a masters.
>>6816069
Should I be scared? Was this because you were a lazy degenerate who was bad at job searching or did your major fuck you? Which university?
>>6816113
Nah.
According to studies gay men are 13x more likely to get MRSA & Staph infections due to eating, playing with, and fucking the anus.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/15/health/15infe.html?_r=0
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-staph-men-idUSN1337175820080114
>>6816124
Nah, you shouldn't be scared. Just wasn't really in the mood for any job. Quit my new job after three months because people didn't like me there. Went to uni in the UK, not gonna tell you which one because that would be more likely to narrow me down.
>>6816138
Cool
>>6816124
Also, my Erdos number is 3, only obtained by the PhD itself.
Trips & Namefags to ignore:
ClownShoes
Senpai
Hitler
Circe
Slutboi
Un/fit/ bro gang:
Rugby (NekoChad)
SilentProtagonist
Jupp
Veny
Wiz
Cok
Everyone else is cool.
>>6816180
You must not have an exciting life to make up stupid lists like these. How pathetic.
>>6816196
Ooh your life must be just as pathetic and boring to read my post and respond to it. :3
Anyone over 25 who posts here is already a fucking loser and should off themselves.
>>6816180
>Un/fit/ bro gang:
I thought some of those guys actually lifted.
>>6816180
i am in no way afiliated with any of those gross fuzzballs
Fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck my ass oh goddd
>>6816290
you're actually okay
but it's gross that jupp & sp want to have a threesome with you
and constantly flirt with you
you're only 18
that's not normal
it's rather predatory
What three day weekend is superior?
Monday or Friday?
>>6816333
When all you do is sit around playing videogames and posting stupid shit online weekends don't have much meaning to begin with.
>>6816354
Disgust.
>>6816354
what exactly keeps you homebound?
>>6816366
He's too lazy to push his own wheelchair and his parents hate him so they don't do it for him anymore.
>>6816366
Your fat ugly face to be honest.
>>6816333
Everytime I had a friday off...places were just as busy as the weekend. It seems like everyone takes friday off. I would go for Mon-Wed off, the busiest days at most work places so you can actually get stuff done.
>>6816290
i would fuck circe
just sayin
>>6816248
I'd like to lift your cock into my plump butt and have you shoot your load inside me.
>>6816313
>implying
gross indeed
>>6816379
I would hate to be an autistic 25 year old like you.
>>6816358
Stop being retarded.
>>6816385
Gross tbqhfamalamb
>>6816385
>>6816180
>rugby not lifting
GUURRRLLLL
>tfw rugby will never big spoon me
;_;
>tfw 2 in a half month vacation
HAHAHHAHA LIFE IS GOOD HHAHAHAHQ LOLOLOLOL XDDDDD HAHAHHAA XDD
I have to find another job I hate it. I hace to save money to move out also. I jusy want to be free. Using magick to help me out with this one all memes aside
I havent even washed my clothes or showered in months. Being true robot is not all its crackee up to be. Luckilyive learned to adapt by studing magick and occultic stuff and leaened to get rid of toxic people.
Lifes actually really good you just have to adapt and not go on toxoc places like here or chat with shit people.
>>6816399
did u loose the ability to type
like how u lost ur ability to leave your house and have sex
>>6816385
Circe looks disease ridden. Come on, man.
>>6816419
Wiz is fat, rugby got fatter loss of gains, cok is fit ish with some fat flaps but kudos, vensers got GUNZ but his legs though and from that one gif of sp he's doing okay and jupp I assume is just fat
>>6816426
what ever helps you sleep at night
>>6816432
i ought to fuk u up m8
>>6816442
What
Anybody knows any place that is streaming LOTR? Just want to watch it with other peeps.
>>6816437
do u evn lift
>>6816437
Post gains pls. I remember sp arms being decent. Haven't seen his lower half. I assume still chubby but cute?
>>6816432
>hace
>magick
>crackee
>luckilyive
>magick (again)
>leaened
>toxoc
Jesus fucking Christ you type like shit.
>>6816436
so that's why venser never posts his butt, he doesn't have one
>>6816447
hard of hearing?
maybe becuz u put to many dicks in ur ears
>>6816432
I'm happy for you Maki. You've come along way!
>>6816473
flab is the new fab
>>6816435
im trying to come
>>6816257
>calls me gross and thinks he is hot shit just because he stopped being a fat whale
>doesn't realize that he is still a ugly beaner
wew laddy i still maybe fat but I'm White so that puts me way above and lifting won't fix that face of yours honey.
>>6816461
>>6816481
REEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEE
>>6816490
So that's how SP's dog was made.
>>6816461
How are you breh?
>>6816487
this.
being a lazy eyed beaner is far worse
>tfw I'm a father
>>6816487
I didn't know SP was so mean...
>>6816501
My face is okay looking, it's my body that is shit tier. If i wasn't such a lazy apathetic prick i would already be natty.
>>6816518
I'm not a syrupbro
>>6816500
Fantastic. Quitting smoking when I'm done with my last pack, getting all my gear sorted out (starting on Sunday), excited to lift with my built af m8. My classes are interesting as fuck and don't actually seem as difficult as I thought they would be, the majority of homework is just watching youtube vids.
>>6816519
I'm talking about cok. He has a lazy eye.
>>6816518
that's wiz
wiz has always been jealous
of coks weightloss
>>6816522
>the majority of homework is just watching youtube vids
>american college level courses
>>6816532
>that's wiz
Then he really shouldn't talk.
>>6816523
I know you are. I'm just describing myself. :P
>>6816522
What kind of homowork do you have to do?
>>6816532
>jealous
Honey please. I'm already down 20 pounds again so i will be where i was 2 years ago in no time. lol
>watching anime with guy I like
>finally take the next step and tell him to move next to me on coach
>cuddling all day
>when he leaves we kiss
>he sends me text that he has had feelings for me long time and hopes we're now more than friends
Kyaaa
>>6816539
>>6816539
nigga please
>>6816546
Daw. I'm happy for you anon.
Soon your life will be just like one of those slice of life anime.
just finished a 20 page essay
fuck me lads
>>6816550
Well that is good your homework isn't hard. I hated that crap.
What kind of lifting program are you doing?
>>6816563
Posted it last thread. Kinda similar to the one I did last summer on tbol but I've added a few things in.
>Legs
5x5 Leg Press*
3x8-12 Leg Extensions*
3x12 Seated Leg Curls*
>Chest
3x12 Dumbbell Chest Press*
Possible decline bench, haven't decided yet.
>Shoulders
3x12 Dumbbell Shoulder Press*
4x8-12 Delt Raises (2 sets front/side)
>Back
3x5 Barbell Rows
3x8-12 Lat pulldown
>Arms
3x8 Skullcrushers*
3x8 EZ Curls
>Legs/core
3x5 Trap Bar Deadlift, if there isn't a trap bar available then just classic deadlifts*
Full body workout, around 2 hours long. Mon/Wed/Fri with a different program on Saturday.
>>6816562
Amateur.
Im straight but I erped with a gay dude for 8 hours last night.
Im addicted to erp.
>>6816180
whose the worse, you decide!
http://www.strawpoll.me/11109254
>>6816577
Sounds like it should make you natty as fug. I'm doing stronglifts and some HIIT with a buddy of mine so i should be okay in a year or three.
I think in a year I'm going to look into tren or whatever it is called. I'm nervous about taking that stuff. Don't want to get lose all this fat only to die shortly after. lol
>>6816594
>me getting more votes than circe
What is this? 2014 gaygen? I'm practically a ghost around these parts.
I... I might be attending a birthday orgy with my bear teacher friend...
I don't know how I feel
I'm about to masturbate. What should I expect?
>>6816621
Never do tren as your first injectable. Just do testosterone enanthate (test e), you don't even need orals with it. Have you tried DNP yet? I really do think that's the best option for you. Save it for when the temperature gets colder though.
>>6816645
>tfw rugby will never by wiz's gymbro
>tfw wiz will never become redpilled because of this
;_;
>>6816593
Yeah okay, we saw your thread earlier.
Good?
>>6816645
I was looking into dnp but I'm weary about it.
>>6816650
>implying im not already redpilled
You should hear the things i say in real life :3
>>6816643
Just try your hardest, I know you can pull it out. And if it's not a win then practice makes perfect. Stick to your guns and you'll make it through alright.
>>6816666
>doing a potentially lethal drug
>instead of just eating less
i mean, id understand if the benefits of DNP were unique, but you can get literally the exact same results by just eating less and waiting a few months without risking your life.
its fucking easy
unless youre prepping for a bodybuilding show or for some other reason HAVE to drop the weight as fast as possible, DNP is retarded.
if you dont have the willpower to diet, youll just get fat again the moment you come off the DNP.
>>6816666
I will check those quads. I will also look into it more.
>>6816643
Is it your first time?
Expect perverted thoughts that aren't your own to take over your mind and make you horny in odd situations. Expect never being satisfied, but always hoping for the experience you had the first time you orgasmed. You will never have an orgasm like that ever again.
Masturbation & Sex is truly no different than doing drugs. You're just manipulating your brain chemicals to feel a certain way. That's all it really is.
If you continously masturbating and than stop all of a sudden... you will feel depressed and suicidal for a week or two, you may even feel sick/ill...just like coming down from a drug high.
I recommend not doing it and finding another hobby that is more fruitful.
>>6816677
I have been eating less again so that isn't a problem.
>>6816677
>waiting a few months
Pfft, that shit is for faggots. I want fast results.
>without risking your life.
DNP being dangerous is literally a meme. Just stay hydrated.
>>6816666
>>6816656
>tfw rugby and wiz will never inject flu shot into each other's glutes
>>6816688
lol you silly.
>>6816666
Really wanna swallow cum.
Anyone looking forward to playing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxmtYdEWVzo
>>6816681
uh, thats a bit melodramatic
>>6816712
sonic is for autists
>>6816749
So it's perfect for gaygen?
What dirrty talk turns bottoms on most ?
>>6816762
Lately my bf has been calling me a sissy and making fun of my dick even though it's not small at all.
>>6816762
Generally just someone saying how they're gonna ravage me and breed me...
Well im outta again.... also cok
Stay ugly honey. :3
IS THE NEW DEUS EX GAME GOOD GAYGEN
I wish I slutted around more at university.
I love sociopathic twink
>>6816807
why? is it so mrsa & std carrier can be added to your special priviledge card?
>>6816814
No, because there were *loads* of cute guys, and like 2 girls on the program I was on, so I probably could have turned some of them prison gay...
I hope he doesn't leave me, though he caught me cheating...
>>6816762
Tell me you are going to make me pregnant
>>6816843
Literally a female.
>>6816807
I wish I had extendo arms like Inspector Gadget. And a helicopter head.
>>6816762
i like having my butt slapped and being called a slut, bitch, that kinda thing
only when im in the mood though, if you try that shit when we arent fucking ill get super mad
>>6816860
You should get extendo balls and a helicopter dick
>>6816872
>wanting to be equal partners in a relationship is somehow wrong
>>>/mtfg/
>>6816868
I already have those though.
I want some daddypussy.
How do you know when to settle down with somebody? I'm with a guy who really loves me but I don't think I totally adore and worship him the way he does me. And we're only 23. It just feels too soon to settle down with somebody and be with them forever.
Am I overthinking things?
If I'm having doubts does that mean it's not meant to be? Or is that just a bunch of fantasy bullshit?
I rejected this guy but realize now that it was a mistake
What do
>>6816986
So you don't love him?
>>6816992
Do what I did and beg him to take you back.
Then realize you've made a huge mistake and he was never a good fit in the first place anyway but acknowledge you've fucked with his heart too much and now you're trapped.
>>6817008
Literally a female
>>6817002
I can certainly say not the way he loves me. Like I said, he worships me and adores me. It scares me how much he loves me because I don't think I feel the same about him. I make him so happy.
I mean I love him, but it's like, maybe I just love him the way you love a best friend.
>>6817008
I knew this guy from mutual friends.
They all told me I shouldn't date him
He asked me out and was super weird about it so of course I said no
But then I started spending a lot more time with him and despite being a little awkward he's super charming and attractive and I actually think I like him
We spent 3 hours Friday night just talking and it was great
I regret telling him now but feel weird about doubling back on myself
>>6817017
Looks like you're going to break his heart then.
>>6817031
Help me.
Are there any trannies here?
I wish I had a tranny gf.
>>6817042
you do know there are tranny threads to spout your bullshit in instead of this thread right?
>>6817032
That's what I feel like is going to happen.
I keep thinking maybe I'm over-analyzing everything and I've just been brainwashed by Hollywood movies into thinking love is something that should feel like it moves the heavens and the earth and whatnot. But maybe it's not as easy as doing what you feel is right. Maybe sometimes you have to make a choice to stay even if it doesn't always seem right.
>>6817048
yeah but they bully chasers. I like the ones that don't pass so they never leave me. I like nonpassing bevause they are more thankful for my love and complimenys and generally lessfucked up.
>>6817057
Bear in mind if you don't tell him how you actually feel you are a piece of shit. It won't get better if you leave it alone.
>>6817035
you're beyond help. learn to love him or kill yourself
>>6817048
Quit posting ugly men. This will always be a fem4fem safe zone.
>>6817064
That doesn't make sense though. If they don't like tranny chasers then the only conclusion is that they want to be forever alone lonely and rejected. I don't see why a tranny wouldn't want a chaser to be in a relationship together. Chasers are literally the only people who find them attractive or would ever have a relationship with them.
>>6817066
>bear in mind
>>6817089
Because they are straighy men and they end up dating each other. Idk they are pretendinh to be women so they can get away with being retards tbqh.
Only group of people that complain about their chasers.
>>6817104
fucking dumb, and I thought gay men were retarded
>>6817124
Idk im not really sexually attracted to trans girls im just a lover that falls in love to easily andits a horrible trait to have. I fall for ugly guys also. I cant help it it seems. Im straight though but idc i fall for everyone.
>>6817167
>i'm straight
>i fall for everyone
Straight out of a fucking nightmare is more like it.
Willy wonka died. :/
All of our childhood dreams are dead now.
>>6817227
I never watched the original desu.
Things are getting better, but some things are still bad and I lowkey wish I could kill myself.
>>6817411
>I never watched the original desu.
SHAME
>>6817481
Too late now, I don't like watching old tv or movies.
>>6817503
If you don't have good taste then why are you even gay?
am I still gay if I'm deeply in love with rei ayanami
>>6817580
you're a degenerate piece of dirt if you're deeply in love with Rey Ayanami
also she's a girl so no you're probably bi
>>6817608
fuck you, rei is a miracle of the universe
and i'm not interested in 3D women in the slightest
rei is just... i love her
>>6817227
good read:
http://www.jesusisprecious.org/hell/gene_wilder.htm
>tfw you like bullying the guy you like because it gets you attention without risking rejection
>tfw it does nothing for your thirst
Why am I like this
>>6817662
Because you're 14 years old? That's literally the same crap as pushing your crush's pencil case off the table. Cmon now.
>>6817643
What is this ridiculous bullshit? Fuck off. What an awful piece of writing. That's outright offensive that you chose to post that turgid piece of shit in the circumstances.
>>6817662
because you're garbage
When you get older you'll look back and the thoughts of what could have been will torment you. And you will know it's the punishment you deserve.
>>6817731
What did you expect from jesus-kun that posts here 24/7.
>>6817894
>waiting for leg press to free up
>guy finally finishes his sets of lmao4plaet!!!!1
>"Here you go bro, let me help you get the weights off."
>I go "Nah mate, need them to warm up" and grin at him
>he glares at me, "That's a dick thing to say"
>mfw
Not my fault you're a weak cunt who can't handle the bantah
>>6817934
>leg press
subtle but refined bait
i will pay one (1) You for it
h-how do i keep his attention
i can't think of anything else to text
>>6817949
I think I already lost my guy's attention.
Time to kill myself.
>>6817953
1st world gay problems
>>6817941
>mfw it wasn't even bait
Leg press > squat
fite me
>>6817961
I'm also ugly and autistic.
>>6817965
>>6817965
even spicier bait
Two (2) "Yous" are deserved i think
>>6817965
In all honesty I'd have to agree though. Leg Press and Hip Sled are far more exhilarating than squats.
>>6817977
>Leg Press and Hip Sled are far more exhilarating than squats.
>Leg Press more exhilarating than squats
Shitb8/10
Squats are more fun than leg press but leg press is better than squats.
>inb4 faggots say they lift for fun
THIS ISN'T 2015 ANYMORE THAT MEME ISNT FUNNY NOW
>>6817991
Rugby plz. keep your autism to a minimal. We can't stand your shit so much. Simmer down.
>>6817998
You do realise telling me to do that has never, ever worked in like however long I've been here for, right?
So why the fuck would you think that I'd listen to you?
You're fucking nothing.
*cums on u*
Godney <3
>>6818013
Jesus Christ.
>>6818013
>angered this easily
wew
manchild detected
>>6818030
I HATE MYSELF
WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME???
I've come to realize I'm not supposed to know what I want at 20.
>>6818077
This butt looks stinky.
>>6818082
What about this butt?
>>6818094
Stinky, in a good way.
>>6814845
>bottoms hit me up
>ask me to host
I don't mind if I'm the one whose asking, but asking me to host just bothers me in this current position. I have a roommate and asking them to leave for sex is a no no.
Leaving me SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
>>6818142
Have a threesome.
>>6818142
>wants to be dominant and top
>can't even accommodate like a little beta man child bitch
Just fuck in the woods or something you pansy, that's assuming anyone still actually wants to get fucked by you knowing you're barely a man.
>>6818157
It's raining.
Just flustered is all. I'm not dominant enough to go in the rain :(
>>6818094
Having a hairy butt must be cozy as fuck.
>>6818186
Perfect opportunity, less likely people will be around and it'll feel more thrilling.
Plus if you truly wanted some fuck you wouldn't be a little bitch at the sight of water and take what is rightfully yours.
>>6818094
>I have that jstrap
Neat
>>6818365
prove it
I'm so horny and lonely
>>6818430
Do something aboot it.
>>6818551
>just be yourself
fuck you
>>6818659
he didnt say that idgi
I keep losing weight, but not on my face.
When I was around this weight 5 years ago, before I gained a lot of weight, I had a lot less face fat.
Why???
I don't pull off face fat. ;_;
>>6818678
mayb its water
holy fucking shit dudes my heart is so full of love for this guy i cant stand this
it's such a beautiful feeling but also terrifying as fuck
i dont know what the heck is happening to me fuck make it stop now it's good but it's not
he just updated his profile pic on facebook and when i saw his face i felt a punch in my stomach and had to close the window because it was so overwhelming
and now i get to see him every day and we're hanging out a lot
idk what's happening but it can't be good because god hates me (i have proof)
i may throw up tonight
>>6818728
If your heart is going doki-doki.
Why not confess your feelings soon?
>>6818728
is this a copypasta? the (i have proof) sounds like a reference to some may may i don't get
>third day of college
>can't find any decent friends
meanwhile most people on my floor seem to talk to each other as if theyve known each other for years.
i get that i have a long time to make friends but i cant help but feel worrisome; my high school social life was a disaster
>>6818659
Hating you softly, anon.
>>6818751
try talking to them
>>6818772
ive literally had at least one extended conversation with all of them
>>6818776
that's the problem! you have to talk to people to make friends.
i hope this helps. :)
>second fooling around with middle age guy from [spoiler]Craigslist[/spoiler]
>too discrete, understandable
>wants to shower and 69
>ends up pressuring me into trying to stick it in pooper (doesn't go far in because virgin)
>worried about diseases
I think he's married, he said he needed to get back around 9
Read about PrEP and PEP, but that's for emergencies. HIV tests apparently work for when youre a little ways down and can't detect when you have it.
And PEP requires having a doctor prescribed it to you and that's money.
Should I be worried if it's a small part of the tip slathered in pre and lube?
>>6818788
Oh and on top of that
>dick is completely desensitized from porn and fapping daily
>feel embarrassed because I can't get it up
>have to use my fleshlight to even get hard a few times
Should I kill myself
>>6818867
but your face is full of water? doesn't add up
you do know soda is a liquid, right?
>tfw no lumberjack bf
>>6818781
best album
worst talk show host
>>6818781
>sufjan stevens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=028KfrPNpPs
The nostalgia this brings me.
>>6818975
This one's better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zivRqjdQ_0M
>tfw never had a man in my life to teach me how to shoot
>>6819116
How about you man up and go learn on your own? Are you a tranny or something?
>>6819124
I'm too broke and awkward I have no idea where to start
I am 25 and 6'1
There's no hope for me is there
I just want to be put on a leash and treated like an onahole, is that too much to ask?
>>6814864
No, shaved pubes is common among breeders
>>6819248
Damn bro u got that fag good *high fives ur ass with my dick*
How do you manage depression and self hate?
>>6819340
Self mutilation.
>>6819340
I can't help you so much with self-hate, but for depression putting a lot of positive effort into your life can help, exercising, socializing, putting yourself in more situations, avoiding your own pitfalls, all those can be a help. Medicine can also be an additional help, but medicine alone won't solve everything.
>>6819340
Suck a lot of dicks
>>6819362
Thanks
>Want a healthy monogamous relationship
>FOR THE PURE SAKE
>OF HAVING SAFE ANDHEALTHY
>BUT EXTREMELY FREQUENT AND ALMOST CONSTANT
>HARD ROUGH FUCKING SEX FILLED WITH PURE HATE AS HE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS MY ASSHOLE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS
I DON'T WANT AIDS
>tfw bi guy who has never dated a dude before thinks it's okay to treat you like a girl
>hey let me pay for this
>hey let me get this for you
>hey i can drive you there
holy fucking shit, it drives me nuts
I CAN FEND FOR MYSELF YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH
he's lucky I love him
>>6819428
I wish I had a bf like that.
Straight man here.
Why is it that every person who I know is gay has really bad smelly breath?
>>6819482
drugs
what DS onwards Pokemon game is best for nostalgia?
>too far into HeartGold with too many high level and/or ported over pokemon to restart
>still rather not restart my super completed Sapphire GBA cart
>all gameboy cartridges are probably kill with age
I might just do a ton of comfy speedballs and wallow in the extreme nostalgia of the first movie or or watching the original series of the show
>>6819621
BW2 if you want to play the best DS era game
XY if you like /fa/ with your Pokemon
ORAS if want to be disappointed by how badly they dropped the ball with a Hoenn remake
>>6819621
I think they released ports of RBY on the eShop, if you're completely against emulation/piracy.
>>6819482
I have good breath i think. Some gays dont though.. I don't kiss them