/gaygen/

Which of the following applies to (YOU)?
>repressed homo
>reformed furries/otherkin
>poser
>depressed teen
>dadless
>Nu-Nazi
>whiner
>meta-whiner
>autist
>ex-girlfriend
>DeathGrip Fans
>total mess
>computer "wiz"
>underachieving 23 year old
>Art/Computer Science students
>android green-bubble text messagers
>too cool to go to sophomore prom kids
>struggling to hit 170 lb bench-pressers
>poor posture skyrim mod downloaders
>fantasizes about creating some artistic masterpiece and getting money and pussy as a result, at which point their lives will finally take off
>ironic steam profile comment copy-pasters
>actual racist and xenophobes
>fantasizes about being dead and everyone being sad about it
>newegg.com custom PC builders
>rump slumping bumble boys
>confused high schoolers that find nietzsche while trying to get out of an existential crisis
>JV track 3rd place finishers
>kids that got really mad whenever the class laughed at a bad joke
>embarrassing teenage memories shower-reminiscers
>not on Facebook kids
>depressed loners who lucid dream about meeting idols and moving out of their white trash town
>guys who have unashamedly used a girl as a starter-girlfriend without actually liking her very much at all
>never had a girlfriend /boyfriend or kissed yet nevertheless deathly afraid of being cucked
>self-medicaters
>rubber binky baby bumpers
>3.1 GPA kids
>holds on to the high school mentality well into their twenties
>Akira fans
>normal, average guys who liked trump before it was cool and are self-conscious about buying clothes from the GAP
>Berserk fans
>autistic savants with schizophrenia that sit around on their ass all day writing articles for neoreactionary blogs
>fart fetishists
>chronic idlers
>male equivalent of tumblr feminists
>eliot roger sympathizers
>first to be replaced by the coming wave of commercial automation
>wish their idol was their dad
>150 terabyte, self-evolving neural network double backflip off the high platform

Bring me men of virtue.
Bring me men that are righteous.
Bring me men that are moral.
Bring me men that have integrity.
Bring me men that have dignity.
Bring me men of honor.
Bring me men that are decent.
Bring me men that are respectable.
Bring me men that are noble.
Bring me men that are pure.
Bring me men that are ethic.
Bring me men that are worthy.
Bring me REAL MEN.

Is that too much to ask for?
Compared to straight men, gay men tend to lack in every way. :/

>>6822960
I think being a bit of a social pariah makes a lot of gay dudes reject societal ideals of conduct.

>>6822946
good luck
tip well, daddy ;)

Where to find a boyfriend who wants to have kids and raise a healthy family?

>>6822970
You don't hang around straight men do you? They don't give a single fuck about any of those things. They are thinking about pussy pretty much 24/7.

>>6822970
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life

>>6822989
Have you tried 4chan?

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>>6822951
Doggo master race!

>>6822989
I'll be your bf and have kids with you if you agree to raise them by yourself.

>>6822998
eyyyyyyyy

>>6822966
I like it. I wish someone screencapped this so I could save this funny meta morsel.

t. lazy autist

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>>6822970

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>>6822998

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>>6823025

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i think i might be bored of casual sex

i want a bf :(

>>6823000

Why would anyone date someone from 4chan, unless you are truly pathetic, have no life, and want to attention whore?

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God damn it gays. All I want is a cute little femme boi or twink bf but because everyone only seems into their own types all i can hope for is another big masc guy and try as I might its just not what I want. Fuck.

So how is everyone else doing?

>>6823066
I just posted a pic of Sir Ian McKellen here >>6823043

He has all the stuff posted in >>6822970 going for him. Even the "noble" part, as he was actually knighted.

Shitpost harder, friend

>>6823077
you need another reason?

>>6822980
how much for a pegging

>>6823087
more than you have

>>6823081

oh please.
there are tons of cute twink boys looking for a big macho man bf. keep looking and stop complaining. it isn't masculine.

>be middle eastern
>people only want me as a fetish
>no one wants a long term relationship
Sad

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>>6823081
I'm going great, thanks for asking. Been playing path of exile all day with a buddy, gran made dinner(it was fucking delicious), and I just made some tea.

>>6822966
So is no one else going to answer this ??

I get paid Friday. I'm going to start running in a gym.

>>6823084

Being knighted by a reptilian queen isn't the same as being knighted by God. Are you that clueless?

Also he isn't a good man. He's a pedophile. Such a great role model you stupid faggot.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249306/Sir-Ian-McKellen-Paedophile-vetting-laws-stop-theatres-using-child-actors.html

>Wanted to stop pedophile vetting laws so child actors can continue to get raped/molested.


http://www.starpulse.com/ian-mckellen-opposes-pedophile-background-checks-1847924766.html

>He opposes pedophile background checks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/7222904/Sir-Ian-McKellen-facing-embarrassment-over-former-theatre-guild-member-with-paedophile-conviction.html

>Former member of his theatre guild who he was good friends with was jailed for having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old boy.


http://www.europeanknightsproject.com/ian-mckellen-paedophile/

>Was involved with the rape of a teen actor along with Bryan Singer

>>6823125

the first three arent wrongdoings at all

the fourth one is obviously bullshit

>>6823130

They paint a picture of what kind of man he is.
A kiddie fiddler is your rolemodel. Congratulations!

>>6822966
>repressed homo
>depressed adult
>meta-whiner
>autist
>DeathGrip Fans
>total mess
>underachieving 23 year old
>Art/Computer Science students
>too cool to go to sophomore prom kids
>poor posture skyrim mod downloaders
>struggling to hit 170 lb bench-pressers
>fantasizes about creating some artistic masterpiece and getting money and pussy as a result, at which point their lives will finally take off
>ironic steam profile comment copy-pasters
>fantasizes about being dead and everyone being sad about it
>JV track 3rd place finishers
>embarrassing teenage memories shower-reminiscers
>not on Facebook kids
>never had a girlfriend /boyfriend or kissed yet nevertheless deathly afraid of being cucked
>chronic idlers
>first to be replaced by the coming wave of commercial automation

>>6822966
no
no
yes
no
no
no
yes
yes
no
no (???)
yes
yes
no
close but no
no
yes (???)
yes
no
yes
close but no
yes
no
yes
no
???
no
no
yes
yes
no
yes
no
no
no
no
no
yes
no
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yes
no
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yes
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>>6823125
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249306/Sir-Ian-McKellen-Paedophile-vetting-laws-stop-theatres-using-child-actors.html
>Under the rules, anyone who works alongside children must register and submit background checks or face a fine of up to £5,000 and a criminal record.
Yeah, holding actors guilty until proven innocent sounds like such a nice practice

Why don't you britcucks do something about the muslims who are actually raping kids? Or maybe you favor an easy target like gays instead of bringing justice to where it's needed, you bunch of pussies

>>6823205
Because everyones scared of the SJWs who are still in college calling them racist.

>>6823097
i doubt you're worth more than $20

>>6823205
>guilty until proven innocent
this is standard practice in the US

>>6823223
FatBoi confirmed for white supremacist.

My date is on his way.

First date in like 5 years, wish me luck!

>>6823244
don't get bitchy with me just because I'm not into "it"

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>>6823246
If it ain't white it ain't right.

>>6823251
Good luck. Hopefully you don't get with a guy I just got with who's super negative, mean to his dog, and "welcomed darkness as a friend."
It's like I went out with a fat shadow the hedgehog.

>>6823205
I don't think background checks necessarily mean guilty until proven innocent. Having a background check done is pretty easy, fast, and cheap, at least in the United States.
The real key word here is "amateur". It doesn't make much sense to have that many people, many of whom are volunteers, get a background check nor does it make sense to have the producers have to go over that many background checks.

>>6823251
good luck!

>>6823256
you went on a date with yourself?

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>>6823256

people are such narcissists on this board

>>6823075
>>6823185
>>6823201
I just wanted to thank you guys for taking time out of your day to respond to this.

It really made me feel much better about my self.

>>6823252
"it"? is that a bodyhair diss?

>>6823256
>It's like I went out with a fat shadow the hedgehog.
never date /v/posters

>>6823244
>>guilty until proven innocent
>this is standard practice in the US
I have a hard time believing that

>>6823256
How mean was he to his dog? Please tell me you're gonna cut contact with that asshole

>>6823278
i wish i were as naive as you

>>6823277
it' certainlys a something diss

>>6823290
you couldn't handle all this ass anyway

>>6823280
Yeah. After our most recent conversation I pretty much told him I couldn't go out with someone so pessimistic about everything.
Like when I was over at his house his dog literally wanted to play with me the whole time so I was playing with him. He put him in a cage.

>>6823292
looking at it, maybe

>>6823296
You did good, though it sounds like he may have just been overprotective or even jealous of someone else playing with his pet. Still an cunt move, but at least it makes his behaviour seem more childish and controlling than truly sinister.

The dog didn't look unhealthy or anything, right?

>>6823322
for your eyes only, babe

>>6823324
nah it looked healthy for a puppy.

>>6823328
That's good. I doubt the owner being an insufferable autist will matter to it as long as it's being looked after.

Got diagnosed with a middle ear infection not too long ago, pain seems to finally be going down after ear drops and tylenol, thank god, ear problems fucking suck.

>>6823391
That's awesome news. Ear infections are the shittiest damn things, makes you really appreciate life without them though when they go away.

>>6823407

Yeah, came out of nowhere, woke up at 5am and my ear was hurting just slightly, around 2:00 it started hurting a lot more, thankfully I went to the health center before it closed and got a diagnosis and meds. I hate anything that affects my ears, the pain, harder hearing, shit sucks.

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>>6823284
nah you just want to be as European as me

stupid American

>>6823413
The US may suck, but Europe/UK is way worse.

>>6823328
Aw man poor puppy. Fuck that guy.

>>6823412
Middle ear is really bad, fucks up your equilibrium and everything. Not just a regular old 'it hurts to hear' infection.

>>6823429

My equilibrium is fine, for now at least, there's just a ton of inflammation and some fluid buildup.

>>6823412
I feel you man, last time I got one I remember almost going insane and feeling like I took my beloved ability to hear and not be in constant pain for granted.

I hope you get through it alright, if meds are already helping it should mean you're past the worst of it.

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>>6823417
>Europe/UK

>>6823445

Yeah, I'm glad I did the smart thing for once and went to see a doctor. Normally I'm stubborn as shit when it comes to going to the clinic, but ear problems suck.

>>6823391
>>6823412

Easily treatable with a ear swab dipped in coconut/olive/apricot/jojoba oil and a decent essential oil (eucalyptus, lemongrass, basil, lavender, rosemary, chamomile, etc) proven to kill bacteria/viruses.

I think I'm going to stop using Grindr and Adam4Adam

>>6823465

Well I got prescribed some ear drops and amoxicillin, good enough for me. The ear drops have greatly lessened the pain so I'm content.

>>6823470
Life has been much happier since i stopped using grindr.

>>6823470
>>6823485

Is there not a decent site these days for gays to find real friendship/love on?

>>6823505
All the guys on the sites that are used for actual dating are usually really lonely people who get clingy after the first few dates. I went out with one guy who stole my phone and was asking me who my brothers contact was.
And then he wanted me to prove it was really my brother.

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>>6823520
>i had one bad experience therefore all people are like this

>>6823529
You can get a general feel of how some people are by reading their profiles.

>>6823553
>>6823560

I can never tell if these comics are making a joke or not.

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>>6823520

There's this show that just started in Aus called Married at First Sight
and these people are married off to someone they never met before based on clinical psychologist data that matches the two as being a perfect or close match
the show has this gay couple on there for this season, lol
it will be interesting to see if they truly fall in love or not

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>>6823553
>>6823560
The art is ugly.
The message is dumb.

I hate this new wave of constructionist ideals.

>>6823505
Friendship or love isn't something you find, it's something that develops over time. So no.

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>>6823560
How is that the most homophobic thing?

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>>6823413
>wanting to be European

You know when you take a cock that's too big and it just hurts?

What happens if you just keep going? Will it cause any irreversible damage or will you just end up loving it even more?

>>6823588


All friendships and relationships are based on lies people tell themselves....that's what keeps the friendship/relationship together more than anything else.

>>6823593
Because the asshole was choosing to talk like a Christian heterosexual.

>>6823043
This is so hot I don't think I can handle it.

I miss the shitposting lads.

>>6823598

Might cause tearing, pain is usually an important sign that you should stop or at least try to take it more slowly. Never go against pain though, you'll only end up hurting yourself.

>>6823596
i agree with the sentiment but your gif sucks

>>6823602
not so much lies, but hidden truths

>>6823598
no idea, yet to meet a cock i can't handle

Why are gay men generally the best out of all the LGBT? Everyone else seems to be crazy or hostile.

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>>6823563
You'd think that pic related was played as a joke, but it isnt. The author is actually retarded.
>>6823596
>tumblr gif

>>6823652
Because im a straight white man and ftms and gays love me. I love erping with gays they are so nice to me ;~;. Unlike women that bully me and abuse me for chad. I love gay men I am there for you im your greatest ally you have such good erp. ;~;

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I think cok might be a rapist.

He just comes off as one. At the very least and autistic man. Good job on the weight loss but now have to tackle your hardest foe yet...autism.

>>6823652

Because the community, which is not even a community in the first place, is really more G than any other letter. Because men are the best. And the T isn't even real, it just rhymes with B so they tacked it on the end.

>>6823652
bc we just want dick and cuddles
all the others want their clits to be banged, have periods, deal with gender dysphoria, have to take a million meds, etc.

>tfw I am talking to a plumber on okcupid

How do I get him to let me smell his stinky feet ?

My date went great!

I am a terrible kisser but he said he liked my kisses anyways.

He also said I looked cuter than I did in my photos. :3

tell me about the times you had your heart broken by a bisexual

>tfw i accidentally liked a black guy on tindr

Eww

>>6824079
I would judge you, but I never like black guys on there.

>>6823652
Actually bisexuals are the best of all the LGBT, I just came here to say that and to drink this guy's tears >>6824071

>>6824103

My finger slipped okay... what if he likes me and then messages me; i don't want to end up in some shitty tumblr thinkpiece about racism in the gay community.

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>>6824109
I'm actually bisexual myself so I have no tears for you to drink. I'm new to /lgbt/ was fascinated to discover that bi men were kinda hated by some very vocal homos that were using very mean words. They're probably just insanely spiteful and jealous of us because theoretically we can still live "normal" lives and be accepted by society because we can get girlfriends and wives and have biological children and they all probably suspect every bisexual they hook up with will eventually do this to them

feels good to be bisexual master race desu

>>6824071
never 2bh the ones I've met thus far have been clingy

>>6824020
congrats!

>>6824020
Similar happened for me two weeks ago, no idea why I haven't sperged out yet, but he was my first kiss and I've got pretty good since :)

i am a fat gay jew AMA famalaminators

>>6824567
>jew

>>6824620
fight me you teenybopper /pol/-weenie piece of shit

>>6824567
How big is your nose?

>>6824715
normal sized. i know lots of christians with noses bigger than mine

>>6823598
how big is too big?

>>6822951
I'm a gay Jew with a cat oops

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>asian chub (yeah i know i'm filth, stick with me)
>been friends since elementary school
>currently has a gf
>has been cracking jokes about how it's probably going to fail
>but also has her name written on a lot of shit
>his computer password is literally "ilove[gf's name]"
>he's fucking perfect
>in every way i can think of
>have shared some physical contact, but nothing immediately sexual
>he's into anime and manga and shit
>have suspicions he might be bi at least
>devise plan
>have been hiding yaoi all over his room every time i go over
>print out images on printer
>break away from him at some point
>physically hide them all over his room
>like behind posters and under his pillow and stuff
>keep increasing the dosage every time i go over
>started as just one
>my next hit i'm planning to insert four at once
>have heard no comments from him about it yet

s-should i keep going?

>>6824916
Amusing story.

>>6824879
You sound like a nice boy

>>6824879
Do you folks seriously believe the holocaust actually happened?

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So I added my qt senpai crush on facebook and this was the response. ;-; I guess all those flirty signs I picked up were just niceness in a weird way.

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>>6822998

if your bf calls you handsome, what unique name can you call him?
he's a top btw.

no i will not call him daddy or any varition.

>>6825116

After daddy and puppy, faggot is the best term of endearment.

>>6825116
Pick a cute animal and go nuts, chum.

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>>6825116
Samantha.

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>>6825028
I try to be a nice Jewish boy erryday

>>6825042
troll/10

>>6824916
You're doing God's work, son.

>>6822966
>depressed teen
>whiner
>computer "wiz"
>fantasizes about creating some artistic masterpiece and getting money and pussy as a result, at which point their lives will finally take off
>ironic steam profile comment copy-pasters
>fantasizes about being dead and everyone being sad about it
>not on Facebook kids
>Berserk fans

These do.

>tfw the deadness of this thread fuels my ego
>tfw magick has eliminated my ego
>tfw next goal is too be less brutal and mean.

>>6822998
I dig your taste.

the pleasure of being fucked and cummed inside is WAY too much and so overwhelming oh my god i want to be railed 24/7

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The only girl I'd go straight for.

I love you so much, Rei Ayanami.

>>6822966
>repressed homo
>depressed adult
>whiner
>meta-whiner
>autist
>total mess
>underachieving 25 year old
>too pathetic and unlikable to go to sophomore prom
>not even bothering to try and hit 170 lb bench-pressers
>fantasizes about being dead and everyone being sad about it
>not on Facebook
>self-medicaters
>chronic idlers
>first to be replaced by the coming wave of commercial automation

>>6822970
>Bring me men that are pure.
Literally virgins who are generally not noble, respectable, decent or ethic.

>>6825595

i couldnt handle that. getting fucked feels good but it also hurts in a way, kinda like how just after you cum your dick is so sensitive it hurts

i cant handle getting fucked for more than like 3 minutes at a time, i have to take breaks

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Beautiful...

>Grindr
>guy obviously in his 40s sets his age so he shows up in my 18-30 filter

>>6822966
How about these 2 classics

>Look good in the mirror
>Look ugly in photos

>Listen to a cool song
>Imagine performing it in front of the school

>>6826073

or maybe some guys just age quickly

>>6826138
circe just putting this out there: i really really wanna fuck you and cum inside your butt and/or mouth

i don't care what anyone says

you are CUTE

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>>6826156

Thanks, i appreciate your thirst

>>6826171
no problem friend

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>tfw bad at giving head

What other ways are there to get a guy warmed up so we can fuck?

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>>6826186

>>6826186
I love giving head so much

tfw you kiss and nibble his balls then slooowly run your tongue up his shaft and around the tip and you can feel it twitch and his legs shake at the pleasure before he pops in your mouth and you swallow it all oh gosh

>>6826198

this seems like something for bottoms?

i meant like how do i warm up tops so they can fuck me, if thats clear

>>6826205

i like giving head, but i havent ever experienced the last bit of that because, like i said, im terrible at it

:(

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>>6826186
Anime figures.

>>6826186
oven.

>>6826213
what makes you think you're bad at it? have people told you before? what did they say?

t. amateur sex counsellor

>>6826207

N'aw, bro, do the same thing.
Except maybe for the holding down thing

I guess other advice would be helpful

Press up against them
Grind on their, crotch or leg or whatever they might like
Grab their sides and look them in the eye and sigh
Bend over and then turn around to look at them
Kiss their dick from outside their pants
Or wear something you wore in a lewd you sent them

Also an easy tip for better blowjobs is to press their dick against the roof of your mouth with your tongue

anyways, good luck

I love you, gaygen!

>>6826218

just that ive never felt stuff like the top twitching or shaking like >>6826205 says, and the other day i could literally feel the guy going soft in my mouth as i blew him :(

to make things worse im terrible at deepthroating and struggle to take any kind of remotely large dick in my mouth without gagging

feels bad man

>>6826247

thanks, ill keep these in mind

the guy i blew the other day wasnt at all touchy feely though - he wouldnt let me kiss him, cuddle him, touch his butt, anything. im probably not going to fuck him again though, cause what is even the point of gay sex if dont want to do any of the fun stuff?

>>6826293

>what is even the point of gay sex if dont want to do any of the fun stuff?

tru
Just keep on keeping on, i'm sure you'll get better, anon

>>6826293
>having sex with people who don't care about you
I found your problem. Sex is always more rewarding when you give a shit about the person you're with. It could be just that the two of you have no chemistry.

>>6826312

yeah i agree now desu

lessons learnt i guess

I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time just an hour ago.

Having his warm cum fill up my insides was one of the best feelings I've had in a long time.
It felt so incredibly good.

>>6826380
Enjoy your AIDS

>>6826407
Thank you Anon <3

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y is thred is so ded this wed?

is everyone in bed?

or in the case of ol' bobble-hed Hitler fulfilling his lifelong dream and being recorded in a shed getting bled and bred by "Fred", "Jed", "Ted" and every sexual pred who isn't neg and doesn't take his HIV meds

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man its so weird to think this kind of thing was completely fine in the 1980s - im so glad i grew up in the 21st century, holy shit

>>6825116

Thinking of calling my bf 'gods little monster' desu. Is that qt ?

>>6826257
Aw thanks, anon

Dedgen

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It's that time of year again!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17Venau06wx

Who #excited for the holiday season here?

>>6825116
First bf called me "ragazzo", he doesn't even speak Italian, he probably just thought it sounded cute. Maybe you can look into other languages as well. Or just pick a cutesy animal. I never bothered with nicknames myself. Another one called me "Avicii" which is just plain weird.

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>>6826576
this vocaroo makes me wish I was joining Gene Wilder.

>>6826622
I help my father in more ways than people realize.

>in class
>qt bear sitting near me
>he leans back in his chair and his tummy starts to show
>can't help but look
>pretend not to look
>I think he saw me look because he happened to glance at me and pulls his shirt down
>so embarrassing
It was a qt tum tum too

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>>6826838
How fat?

>>6823633
You're ugly.

>>6826824

How can you wish that when you have Christmas to live for?!

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>>6826888
you make me sick

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>>6826576

>tfw going on first same sex date this weekend
I'm nervous
too much of a sperg for this
help

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>>6826916
>first same sex date
biscum get out!

>>6826916
Go fuck yourself, I actually have a boyfriend, don't mind being open and love taking him out on public dates. Buuuuut fuck, I'm such a homophob. I honestly don't know why I can't get over it, it causes issues like me not being able to come and just outburst of rage that just make me push him away. Just don't be such a nervous prick and realize you'll have to go what I'm going through if you can't even take them out in public

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>>6826927

>>6826926
not bi
Just was in a denial in high school and haven't really done anything since I came out because I'm a sperg and there's a very small dating pool here in the bible belt

>>6826927
>go what I'm going through if you can't even take them out in public
stop fucking projecting man I never even said that

>>6826859
i respect your honesty

>>6826570
you and hitler killed it

>>6826304
hi

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>>6826927

autism detected, holy shit

>>6826916

good luck!

how did you ask him out?

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>>6826952
You don't see that it was a joke? I thought it was pretty obvious.

>>6826957
4chin posters are too autistic to decipher sarcasm even if it's over the top hitting them in the head

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>>6826899

No! Don't be sick!
I'm calling Dr. Santa to presents away your ailments! There needs to be cheer this time of year!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DqijFiHyGF

>>6826901

Don't be concerned! Christmas is normal for all boys and girls!

>>6826842
Not fat fat. Like muscle pudgy

>>6826955
We're both a member of the same club at our college
Saturday the club met at my appartments Commons building
He was flirting with me the whole day
He left some of his shit in the Commons after the meeting was over and he asked me to let him in so I did
Then we spent like 3 hours talking about nothing just me and him
Then he walked me back to my apartment and asked me out
It was kind of cute

>>6827009

Just like the Jolly Old Elf himself!

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My lifes a joke I wake up too late and just plain suck at lifting. Ive been skipping days to avoid my family.

>>6827019

Don't be sad!
The holidays are coming up!

Just think -
All this time being sad about your shortcomings could be spent bettering yourself and setting reasonable goals which you can and want to attain by the big day! Be proud of yourself, it's what Santa wants you to do! Forget your situation and rise above and realize that the hardships you face are real! Just like Rudolph and his nose!

Once you learn to cope with your weaknesses, it will become your strength and light your way in even the stormiest weathers!

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>>6826576

hitler it's ur old pal SpeedballAnon(family motto: opium et pulvis columbiæ semper amabimus) how do you stay so hagraven looking without dying like a anorexic teen girl? I'm underweight but my face is less gaunt, my upper arms are less atrophied, I have a round full little bum not a deflated bag of bones etc.

I'm kind of jelly tbphwyl. The only time I looked as skellingtonised as you was when I was 14/15 and got hospitalised because I lost 20% of my body weight which led to being diagnosed with Crohn's

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>>6827028
Thank you christmas hitler.
Event though you're a creepy weird faggot who needs to get his ass kicked at least you're positive.

>>6826939

hey bae, sup

I'm really sad gaygen. My thoughts are foggy, my chest feels heavy, and everything hurts. Every morning I wake up wishing I hadn't, and I have no idea what brought this on.

>>6827051
talk to a doc

>>6827045
hi cutie!

had to replace the starter in my car today, otherwise just been sleeping

>>6827051

Ooh.
Sounds like a textbook case!

You've got the pre-Christmas blues. We all get it sometimes waiting for the yuletide season to come around. Don't worry, Dr. St. Nick will be here in no time!

>>6827053
I don't have a health insurance.
>>6827057
Thanks Hitler. You might not be far off. This year went by without me accomplishing anything. I can't believe it's September already.

>>6827036
I'm naturally thin
and as for my face, it's all my bone structure
specifically wide prominent cheekbones and a narrow defined jaw
I weigh very little but my frame is also very small, something bmi doesn't take into consideration

also, you look like an orangutan

>>6827108
whats the frame like waist down

>>6827064
>I can't believe it's September already
time is moving so fast and I haven't done anything with my life yet wtf

>>6827114
what does that even mean

>>6827028
nigga, it's still august
at least save it for October
and maybe think about using CHitler just to distinguish between the two a little further

yours truly,
the real shitler

>>6827126
whats the angle on the dangle

>>6827130
are you talking about my dick?

>>6827136
are you?

>>6827126

I'm the real Hitler, though.

>>6827136

I think he's talking about my stocking. But that's privileged information!

>>6827138
what are you getting at
is this what you think flirting is or something?

>>6827148
i don't flirt

>>6827153
then what do you want from me

>>6827153

Hitlers dick is between 6-6.5 inches long, kinda girthy, and very red

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>>6827155
are you going to join our threesome with circe?


do you need the cok all puns intended inserted in your mouth while you ride circes giant skinskewer?

YOWZZZA DASS HOT YEAAAASSSSSSS

>>6827164
it's larger than that, thank you

>>6827166
Was that meant to be funny?

>>6827169
fill me

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>>6827175
You wanna join in? Im COK

>>6827175

i dont think its really cok desu

cok
New memes lads...

cok

cok

cok

>>6827202
cok

hitler = maki

>>6827108
>you look like an orangutan

based on what?

the extremely gaunt face of 14 year old babby SpeedballAnon wasting away to nothing and my tiny frail, withered and atrophied young body are p. horrific not least to me but I don't see the orangutan comparison bby grrl

>>6827209
maki, pls

I go to school five days a week
I don't have time to shitpost that much

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>>6827217
>I don't have time to shitpost that much

Someone please be my bf...

>>6827217
please

>>6827238
I shitpost enough already
I don't think anybody has that much time
especially when you're in college
I barely have enough time to play games for an hour or two a night

I'm double majoring and seeing somebody atm

>>6827249
No

>>6827249
Are you a 10/10 willing to settle for a 2/10?

What's your day job, gaygen?

I just started looking for work again.

>>6827305
I'm an RA at my university
and also a student

>>6827305
cok

>>6827249
pls be in
B O S T O N
O
S
T
O
N

>>6827305
Currently paid intern at my country's biggest NGO.

I get to write articles, translate a lot of stuff and research a lot of info for the higher ups.

>>6827342
Seeing successful gays makes me to become a succubus even though im straight. Like what a great life just being loved by a gay dude.

Seriously that's reason enough to keep lifting...

Want to be my boyfriend?

Im loyal and wont hurt you...

>depressed loners who lucid dream about meeting idols and moving out of their white trash town

das me!
also i found a bubble butt bf so it aint all bad

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>>6827354
>EVEN THOUGH IM STRAIGHT
>WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND

>>6827358
Why do you even give trolls attention?

>>6827362
cause im a fucking idiot

>>6827354
Im a slenderman balding know-it-all that's still afraid of his parents.

I doubt you'd want me.

>>6827364
>balding and skinny
why?
lift

>>6827305
I'm an intern in a hospital (psychologist), but I don't actually go often because there's not much need for me. Too few patients who need to get tested.

>>6827364
I mean if you're sucessful...and if you're sweet why wouldnt I want to be with you?

Idc about looks im straight...

>>6827358
A man has to eat and if you're smart and successful and kawaii why not?

>>6827374
Balding? Genetics. And I already buzzcut.
Skinny? I don't lift

>lift

I'm too busy with other shit atm. Barely have time to eat during the day let alone work out.

>>6827385
I'll keep my balding dignity, thank you.

>>6827305
professional chaser

>>6827392
Id make you feel so secure about your balding tho...id kiss you so much and you can touch my rock hard body... you're probably really cute...

>>6827398
What kind of sad lonely gay troll is this?

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ever since i lost my virginity and started having sex on the reg my motivation to go to the gym has hit the floor

i used to lift partly because i was worried that guys wouldn't like me the way i was, but now that i realise that most guys only care about the face and in fact my body is better than most people's anyway, im really struggling to make it to the gym

help

>>6827404
Is it bad that he is saying what I am thinking?
>tfw no successful, insecure bf to depend on you, completely oblivious to the fact that he could do much better

>>6827411
It was the opposite for me
I started improving my body even more
But I've always had a pretty strict grooming regimen, just added some things

When kissing with tongue, is their tongue supposed to go all the way in your mouth?

I was surprised when this happened. I liked it though.

>>6827411
I'm the exact opposite. As soon as I'm abstinent I go back to being a fat slob. Having someone care about me motivates me to be the best version of myself I can be.

>>6827398
Nigga, what? Why are you saying you're straight?

>>6827418
>tfw no secure 100% grounded blue collar bf who will be my shoulder to lean on.

>>6827411
Personality matters way more than looks anyway, but that's something you don't realize until you're in good enough shape to see through the superficial bullshit.

>>6827436

>having someone care about me

ah. perhaps the problem is that ive only been having casualish sex, not anything super serious

maybe its time to start looking for a boyfriend?

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gays r spooky

The Kinsey scale said I was predominantly homosexual, and only incidentally heterosexual.

This is okay, right? I don't count as biscum? I'm not attracted to women at all and the thought of being with one is honestly pretty gross. Vaginas are repulsive and boobs are weird. But if I met someone amazing who I really connected with I could maybe do it... The thing is I'm just a huge submissive bottom.

>>6827468
How can we compete?

came out to my friend from dubai and he straight up said that it was disgusting and he doesn't want to talk to me again until i 'sort myself out'

>>6827449
maybe it's time you stopped being such a slut before you become a health hazard

>>6827495
Then sort yourself out, what good does posting here do?

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>>6827486
implants
>>6827495
>dubai
wut were you thinking

>>6827500
>twink
I literally threw up.

>>6827500
please dont tell me those are implants oh my gosh

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>>6827498

i always use protection and i checked out clean like 4 days ago

im very safe

Is it possible to keep >tfw no bf feels down by stopping masturbating and trying not to think about sex or romance at all?

It just hurts at this point.

>>6827500
tbqh every day im thankful that science has come so far

>>6827513
do you really think so many men suddenly have superb asses because they're doing squats once a week?
oh honey...

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>>6827544
>only squatting once a week

not gonna make it

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>>6827526
The pain only stops when you're not here to feel it
You know what you have to do

is it worth buying a dildo or should i just keep putting condoms on carrots and riding them

>>6827563
might as well. thanks.

>>6826186
>tfw bad at giving head
how is this possible? I literally don't understand how anyone can be bad at it. But somehow, the majority of the population is, i do things to guys that I thought everyone knew how to do like using your goddamned tongue and guys lose their minds
they're like omg thats the best head ever, its basic fucking techniques step your fucking games up

>>6827570
you should buy a dildo, it's worth it, trust me

>>6827570
depends on your situation
if you're financially well off and live alone, yes start your collection
cheap dildos can wind up causing a lot of problems, and you have to also buy lube as well so take that into consideration - still way better than a carrot.

>>6827575

i try to do that

ive read all these shitty howtos online, and im really enthusiastic, im just fundamentally subpar at blowjobs i think

:(

>>6827589
Just find a guy who'll let you practice for a few hours a day.

Shouldn't be too hard.

>>6827607
Fucking normies.

>>6827563
do you have a bf?

>>6827589
start blowing popsicles and lollipops

>>6827607

yeah i have that

but hes kind of a tosser desu, and also his dick is massive - i think 8x6 or something - so its really difficult

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>>6827611
Nope!

>>6827622
you know how you get better at fighting games? play against the toughest human opponents you can find
it works for blowjobs too
keep sucking that brick-dick, you'll be toptier in no time

Does anyone in the world actually, in full sincerity, like vaginas?

They're disgusting.

>>6827640
The straight guys you crush on love them.
Poor you!

>>6827640
ironically there are some, but they like the youthful puffy looking ones, all else looks repulsive
guys just like how it feels on their dick

is it odd to date a ginger if I'm a ginger?

I love being condescending.

It feels so good when they reply angrily too.

>>6827680
gurl

>>6827681
?

>>6827575
this

no clue how you can be gay and bad at sucking dick

>>6827652
;_;

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>>6827688

STOP BULLYING ME

>>6827668
surely a bp would be better though

tighter + not attached to a sociopath

>>6827610
If you use the hours of practice thing as an opener, I'm sure you'd get some positive responses.

>>6827640
I never saw the appeal visually. But then again, not too attracted to the average asshole either.

Some guys really love them though.

>>6827698
someone's gotta be good at blowjobs, might as well be me

>>6827705
>not too attracted to the average asshole
bait

>>6827703
humans aren't really rational creatures, they enjoy playing with fire

>guy is busy at work
>start to worry he's only not making time for me because he doesn't like me anymore

Is an asshole actually tighter than a vagina? Have I been having subpar sex all these years?

>>6827809
Pretty fucking tight, man, yeah. I've never had sex with a girl though so I couldn't compare

>>6827809
>>6827821
I have and you wouldnt believe the difference. my new man waifu is a squat machine and if he doesnt prepare and stretch he'll rip of my dick with his butt-gina

>>6827809
Generally but it depends on the asshole/vagina.
Really tight girls are about as tight as the average asshole, in my limited experience.

It's one of the reasons guys try and push girls into anal sex. lol

>>6827836
That sounds oddly appealing. If only I found men attractive, life would be so much easier.

NEW
E
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>>6827856

>>6827851
his butt is the 8th wonder of the world, huge and wide and bubbly and he has muscly legs.
Its so smooth, he moisturizes everyday.

>>6827731
>guy says he called in sick at work and uni
>start to worry he's only doing it to spend time with me

I genuinely love him and care about his future, yet he keeps thinking with his dick. If I don't constantly put my foot down he'll fuck his life up for me and it's honestly fucking annoying, I don't want him to do this, not for me.