Gaygen: /fit/ edition

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Trade nudes? Here's my pic

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Gonna spam these here too.
Need to think of more adorable scenes from the show.

Did I ruin my cut by drinking alcohol and chasers? Also I've never gotten buzzed so quickly before. I should have ate something more.

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>>6809717
omg a celebrity!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyjm5VQ11TQ

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>>6809726
>>6809732
>>6809792
Look I understand the emotional feelings and love behind your webms but this guys are both very ugly. Post guys that are more attractive please. I can't stand this ugly parade you're playing here.

>>6809799
>are both very ugly
t r i g g e r e d

>>6809799

Don't be so shallow, anon
It's not the people that need to be beautiful, it's the love <3

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>>6809799
What? They're average at worst.

Personally I think if you're ugly and lonely enough to come to 4chan and post in gaygen it's not healthy for you to idealize men and surround yourself with super models. It'll just give you unrealistic expectations and before you know it you'll be demanding a perfect 2d triangle chinned uke boy while crying about 3D being pig disgusting.

You should learn to enjoy people for more than just their appearance and maybe lower your standards a little given where you are in life. That is, unless you intend to be alone forever, in which case you should be banned from complaining about tfw no bf.

>>6809840
>>6809841
virgins

>tfw will never be qt

Yo nekoboi
https://youtu.be/RZXcysU-sY8

am I gay?

Been exercising much lately, gaygen?

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>>6809874
>tfw nobody to take to the aquarium

Literally my ideal date, right up there with making a bonfire and fighting a bunch of guys together.

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>>6809931
Yes, I bought a pool membership last month.

>>6809931

yeah i stand up and spread my butt cheeks open and closed for a bout 5 minutes

>>6809896
>kfc commercial
no fucking way

>>6809958
Wish I had a pool. And lived in a country where a pool was usable. That'd be cool.

>>6809961
And has that helped your physique at all?

>>6809994

no not at all

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>>6809994
cool pool

>>6810044
Cars can't swim, silly.

>>6810006
Surprising.

>>6810139
you're about as cool as a fool in a swimming pool

so i'm fucking clownshoes and half way through he just looks at me and makes duck noises

i mean what the H?

>>6809931
I'm trying to exercise a bit. But it's hard and I'm lazy.

So I'm fucking this trip and half way through they just scream their own name cause they can't live without shouting their name on everything they say.

>>6810157
I couldn't help it, your dick looks like a corkscrew. It was all I could think about.

>>6810170
I dunno, man. It really passes the time, and makes you feel a bit better. So it's basically the same as any other waste of time.

>>6810174
>passes the time
That's the problem. It feels like there's never enough time. Hours pass me by like minutes.

>>6809693
>tfw getting fat again

it's okay cause i lift weights right?

bloop bloop bloop

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>>6809931

yeah, a decent amount

sort of plateauing, strengthwise, though

who else high?

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>>6810228
i'm high on cheese

>>6810228
Would like to get high, just because porn is so much better, but makes me a bit sick really, even just thinking about it.

>>6810228

high on love

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>>6810228
>tfw friend messaged me 8 times today asking if I wanted to go for a session with him
>i was asleep
>apologized for the late reply and asked if he was still up for it
>that was 3 hours ago
>no response yet

twinkle, twinkle, little ⭐

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>>6810246

>tfw still never taken any drugs

whats it like?

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>>6810228
high on endorphins

>>6810270
how can he be high? looks like a manlet

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>>6810264
It's nothing spectacular, mostly just feel really light and really relaxed. It was like it was the first time I could properly relax and be happy in a long time. And when something is funny it's fucking hilarious. Food and drink end up tasting incredibly nice too.

It's less about the drugs but more what you do while on them and who you're with.

>>6810270

I'm high on the thought of him backing his ass into me

>>6809717
You can't handle my potions

>>6810210
Kek, that took even less time than I thought. Ex-fats always will be pathetic.

>>6810282
spoken like a true degenerate

>>6810314
Fucking disgusting.

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where is my soulmate?

>>6810314

laser hair removal on your back/shoulders would make you look so much better

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>>6810314

i-is that you?

b-breh...

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>>6810228
Not atm. We made special brownies a couple days ago, so maybe later. For now I'll just be high on life~
>>6810314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicbvWwQ_MA

>>6810381
The poster below me is your soulmate.

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>>6810399
Does Juppy ever talk about his secret past as a child actor?

>>6810389
yeah that's not gonna happen

I'm hanging out with my date again
He's so mean to his dog
What do?

>>6810414

im clownsys soulsymatey

>>6810421
Spread your anus slut

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>>6810381

right here bb

>>6810421

tell him if he is nice to his dog you will drape your balls over his eye, guys dig that

>>6810421

take the place of the dog that he's mean to and let him inflict his anger and aggression on you

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>>6810421
People who are mean to animals without a good reason are never good.

>>6810431
Go back to s4s baka

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>>6809874

>>6810421

drop him desu

mean to dogs = shit person

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>>6810415
I knew he was hiding something from me.

>>6810422
k

>>6810421
How mean? Not very mean? Just spit in his face and walk out. Too mean? Beat him up and burn his house down.

So many pet lovers yet everyone yet all of you are meat eaters and are responsible for for the slaughter of numerous innocent animals everyday.

What sort of mental disorder is it when you can love a pet dog/cat, treating it better than most humans... while having no problem eating pigs, cows, chickens, etc.? How do you rationalize such disgusting behavior?

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>>6810446
How can you trust him ever again? Divorce him now, before he encases you with his web of lies and tries to nourish himself on your liquefied state.

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>haven't worked out in a week or two because finals
>finals are finally over
>about to take the bike to the gym just now
>it's raining as hell
NOPE, I'll just start tomorrow instead

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>>6810485
who is this crooked mountain goblin?

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so boring

>>6810445
Yeah I'm slowly realizing that since like he just doesn't seem interested in anything either

>>6810479
I can love a dog but I can also eat a dog. #China

>>6810514
Basicly set yourself up for failure already. Good job anon, all you had to do was ride through some rain.

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how many guys did you kiss this weekend?

>>6810610
Does an air kiss for your bf that's not with you this weekend count too?

>>6810610
0

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>>6810610
None, I don't want to catch autism

>got offered a blowjob, but turned it down
I probably made a mistake. I didn't feel another man's touch for a long time, and just because we would be hooking up now, doesn't mean we couldn't be having a proper relationship later on.

>>6810610
Just one. Also lost my virginity so all in all it was pretty good.

>>6810314
Perfect

>>6810610
Do imaginary guys in dreams count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkBBD0CZ6XI

Can someone please tell me why people love youtubers so much? Why do they buy them shit and send them long ass letters of their devotion?
It's creepy as hell.

>>6810553
DELETE THIS

>>6810610
>guys
>plural

That's wrong, anon. You should dedicate your lips to someone special.

>>6810553


oh my~

>>6810675
>that tripcode
Heh. Meanie.

>>6810729
pls bully my boipussy tonight babe

Is it true Hitler is on HRT?

So he legit just showed me a dildo he owns. Can I safely assume he wants sex?

>>6810795
Why would anyonepole this thread for answers while on a date?

>>6810734
>Jupp !manletpW/o
>manlet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

>>6810802
Cause he's boring as shit so I'm on my phone

>>6810840
You could just leave.

>>6809717
You look like a Nintendo Mii

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>>6810626
>someone saved my OC

So a guy around 22 or so and a 16 year old boy.
Thoughts?

>>6810859
Sounds sketchy. But every situation is different, so it would depend on the individuals involved.

>>6810859

I'm in a very similar situation but with 23 and 17. Maybe its hypocritical, but i think that although 17 is okay, 16 is not. Thats just *too* weird imo

>>6810859
>Thoughts?
No one should date anyone. Or do anything with anyone.

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Rate me

>>6810859
Why don't you let them decide for themselves?

>>6810859

Too much difference desu

>>6810936
Rated

Fuck that. He was so nice and funny and fun to hang out with last night, but today he said he wanted to go and do something.
We literally just sat around his house all day and he barely spoke. It was so boring.

>>6810876
>>6810859
If you can't grasp why that's wrong you need to kys

>>6810864
>>6810876
>>6810881
>>6810954
>>6810960
I can't help it.
It's legal I mean, so...

Is Kelly Rowland the true gay icon?

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>>6810986
Oh you poor dopey savage, slave to your instincts and unable to control yourself. Woe is you, the law won't stop you from taking advantage of a teenage boy whose brain and body is less mature than your own, who is still in fucking high school and doesn't even share the same legal rights as you, therefore it's okay and you can't be blamed for being a creep who should have better judgment than the child he is trying to groom.

The law shouldn't have to hold your hand and tell you to date someone your own age.

>>6810987

I don't even know who she is, so obviously not.

Gay icons are retarded.

Britney, Madonna, GaGa, etc. are only popular due to their recording agencies working with media companies to buy millions in ad money to promote them.

Anyone could be famous if they had millions in marketing to spend.

>>6810744
hitler was born without hormones so there's no R

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>>6810987
For me it is Rob Halford

The first time I came out I was about to get bashed by some headbangers, but they calmed down when I pointed out that Rob is gay and asked if they would bash Rob too

We later became friends

>>6810936
ogloc?

>>6811023
>I don't even know who she is, so obviously not.
Educate yourself before I kick your ass.

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some stranger on the street handed me this nutjob anti-gay Christian comic thing
>http://www.chick.com/m/reading/tracts/readtract.asp?stk=0273

wtf how did they even know i was gay?

>>6811066

I googled her. Ok, she use to be in destiny's child. Who cares? Does anyone still listen to that crap? I searched for her on youtube. She seemed to be semi-popular 5-6 years ago.

Not sure how she's a gay icon.

I don't like Beyonce either, people keep talking about Lemonade being the album of the year or whatever. The album sucks, and it wasn't even created by Beyonce. She has literally 10 song writers (most of them are white) on each song, because she has no creative output because she's a nigggeress who never went to college or got a proper education.

1 in 100 guys is decent on gay dating sites

I did my research

>>6810314
thread needs more ass

>>6811133
seems more like 1 in 1000 desu.
and they tend to just want to be friends

>>6811138
and they tend to live far away :(

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>>6811137

>>6811183
source?

>>6811211

its a picture of me

>>6811183

delete this

>>6811226
That's what you get for posting nudes on 4chan. At least they're good nudes, you have that going for you.

>>6811022
What if it was more the 16 year old who wanted it?

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>>6811183
thats nasty

>>6811262
>nasty
wtf kind of bait is this

>>6811256
see >>6811022
>you can't be blamed for being a creep who should have better judgment than the child he is trying to groom.

Still taking advantage of a stupid teen with an underdeveloped brain and a shit ton of hormones in his system. You should know better, you're an adult, he isn't.

>>6811270
he has the proportions of a midget or dwarf
hair is too long and too greasy
wayyy too much buttfluff

just nasty, do people pretend it isn't because they feel sorry for him?

>>6811226

Post more butt desu

>>6811271

im like 65% sure hes the 16 year old, dude

>>6811244

a part of me kind of enjoys it if im completely honest. its flattering to think someone has a folder of me, even if it is a little weird

>>6811290

youll be pleased to know I shaved my butt smooth 3 days ago, a decision i regret intensely and will never do again

>>6811300
I'll be pleased when you stop posting your ratchet behind and attentionwhoring

you are putting circe to shame at this point

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>>6811290

>>6811312

circe has posted webms before of having sex with strangers on mtfg
doubt anyone can stoop to that level

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>>6811314


>>6811322
give it time

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>>6811297

>>6811300

>youll be pleased to know I shaved my butt smooth 3 days ago, a decision i regret intensely and will never do again


How dare you desu

>>6811402

>going to

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>>6811425
would you?

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Gay neet here.
This one gay dude Is like in love with me but the problem is that hes like a 5/10 and really boring

He has his shit together and will probably be successful in life so I'm thinking of marrying him or something

Should I do it
Pic related is me

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Today I worked out a lot of things that were bothering me that I was postponing for later

I still have a lot to do to be truly happy, but I am making steady progress

What did you do today?

>>6811425

it was a mistake :(

but this guy wanted me to, so i tried it

*glomp tackles you* X3 *and notices your bulge* owo what's this?

>>6811434
Might as well. Stick it out for 10 years and you'll get his stuff.

>>6811443
>tfw no rugby bf

>>6811430
BACK THE FUCK OFF

>>6811434
Do it.
Someone likes you. You have no idea how fucking lucky you are.
I don't care what you look like; do NOT waste this opportunity.
You can make him interesting at a later date, and 5/10 isn't that bad.

>>6811322
I've been pretending to be circe on asp and its enjoyable somewhat but ive hit a roadblock. Kind of like how when spamming scat I dont like doing it because I have to look at scat. Same with circe pictures. I've never met someone that disgusts me on so many levels. I just picture her with flies around her at all times. Shes such a ragged dirty ho. Id rather spam scat and gross shit than have circe on my computer. Just such a low self respecting gross human.

Im not even being edgu I honestly think circe is the most disgusting person ever that I smell her on the other side of the screen.

>>6811458
I can't stand looking at him though. Not really that I hate him there's just something very punchable about his face
Maybe ur right tho

>>6811430

Of course

>>6811437

shame on him and shame on you

>>6811443

*tackle injects you* X3 *notices ur muscles growing and ur balls shrinking* owo what's this?

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26 and virgin

>>6811521
I'll take your virginity.
Texas?

>>6811521

ill do it

london?

>>6811527
>>6811531
Vilnius, Lithuania...

So my ex removed me from his Facebook and I'm actually tore up about that. Why can't I let something that ended 6 months ago die?
I guess I'm the fucking crazy ex

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>>6811454
I don't date midgets #sorrynotsorry

>>6811493
>mfw he injects his testosterone into my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6gJj8ZXOYo

What's your name?
Hugh
Hugh what?
Hugh Mongus
Hugh what?
Did you just sexually harass me?
No, that's my name.
OMG GUYS HE SEXUALLY HARASSED ME. CALL THE COPS. ARREST THIS PERVERT.

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>>6811493
>>6811550

>>6811568
It's shameful how we still live in a rape culture. I mean, come on, it's 2016.

>>6811568

lmao the second-hand embarrassment is real

My names Jack Meoff.

Is that a good pick up line? or is it sexual harassment?

>>6811577
Pfft. Senpai wishes he had me.

>>6811577
p small desu

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>>6811568
This is what happens when you go outside.

>>6811577
pretty flat butt desu

>>6811600
>>6811619
30" thighs that you need to take into account

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>mfw he squirts 500mg test e up my ass and fucks my throat with 50mg tbol
oh daddy~

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How does one get adderall legally?

It makes me more productive and spiritual.

I wanted my first time to be romantic with someone I love but I can't find anyone

>>6811655

Adderall contains four types of amphetamine salts: aspartate monohydrate, aspartate sulfate, dextroamphetamine sulfate, and dextroamphetamine saccharate.

Perhaps you can find the ingredients separately and add them together?

>>6811667

Where do you live?

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>>6811677
Where do I get those seperatly lol?

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>>6811568
Cheese and crackers that was awful.

>>6811651
oh bb

>>6811683
Australia, only backpackers come here
They are so hot though

>>6811568

reminds me of hillary/bernie supporters against trump

>>6811677
making adderal at home seems like a massive waste of time and money when he could just do lower does of other amphetamines that are cheaper and just as illegal
though if you feel like you need amphetamines to be productive you already have a problem

>>6811655
>read up on the symptoms of ADD/ADHD
>be over 6 years old
>tell your doctor the symptoms
>get prescribed adderall straight away

Don't let that nigga try to give you ritalin. Ritalin sux.

>>6811577
looks flat and thighs are not defined at all. what's there to claim?

has anyone listened to the new britney spears album everyone seems to be raving about? is it really that good?

>>6811908
why is britney a gay icon? she hasn't done a damn thing for us

>>6811888

his beautiful soul <3

>>6811912
shes not.

is grindr actually good? have you guys had decent experiences?

i'm too horny

>>6811937
Really? i see homos everywhere screaming over her new album

>>6811946
that just means gays like her albums...

which also means they have bad taste, but nothing to be upset about

Carly Slae Jepsen is the one true gay icon desu

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>>6811908
I've listened to a few songs. Only really liked "do you wanna come over", might listen to the rest

anyone ever got bit by an ant before?

how long did it take to heal?

>>6811943
Yes, there's a ton of hot guys, but they are also the most likely to block you right away if you aren't their type. I live in a big city though. Might be different in rural areas where everyone is a lardass.

>>6811943
its usable

>>6811955
yes
fire ants took me about a day, give or take

I just want to find love.

H O R M O N E
I N J E C T I O N S
T E N D E R
L A D Y
E F F E M I N A T E
R E P R E S S E D

Is X Files actually worth watching?

>run into ex bf
>ask him how he's doing
>shortly the conversation becomes how his current bf has a job paying $16 an hour where he has to give sponge baths to a retarded woman and how rich he's gonna be
>I tell him that I'm going to school to get a job that pays $25 an hour without any sponge baths
>he gets kinda upset at this
Lel

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>Think I finally landed a qt
>Message him when I get home at midnight last night
>Still no reply
At least I got this far for the first time

>>6812072
YES
E
S

>>6812035
BIG
FAT
HYPERTROPHIED
TRANNY
COCK

>>6812074
>run into ex bf
>he is flipping burgers
>I'm with my hot, trust fund babby current bf
>ex looks embarrassed
>I'm feeling smug
>chat a bit
>he's self depreciating about being a wage slave
>feel bad
>give him a pep talk, say admire him for working and studying at the same time, talk about my NEETdom
>meanwhile my current bf is getting antsy and pissed off
>as he and I sit to eat I keep looking over my ex
>his allergies are acting up
>he looks really sad
>he might be crying, though it could very well be from cutting onions
>he always fucking hated onions
>want to hug him
>passive aggressive backtalk and sulking from the current bf all the way home

Why can't I be happy at a misfortune of someone who cheated and dumped me like a normal person?

>>6812114

>Implying you're being called out by anyone on hormones.
>Implying you're not being called out by people in your own discord.

>>6812110
Awesome! Should I start from S1E1?

>>6812125
what

there is a fuckhuge spider on my wall what do i do help it's enormous and i can even see its eyes and creepy little feelers

>>6812150
i think he thinks i'm exposing you

I want to swallow cum!

>>6812160
expose this pussy, henny

i'm gonna go to a lgbt center next week so i can stop being an insecure closet case

what do people do at peer counseling?

>>6812164
no thanks

>>6812175
you lie to each other to see who will do the most embarrassing thing in public, and after they survive that you're all EMPOWERED to live your true self

>tfw thinking about whoring myself out

Is there a market for gay foot domination? I've got nice sneakers and boots and cute socks and the mind and attitude for roleplay. Nice feet too. Footjobs would cost extra.

>>6812164
>>6812181
denied

>>6812175
Why would you want to come out if you have to go to a lgbt center for coming out counseling?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHvG-JXhEw6/?taken-by=geheichou
hnng

>have told a "friend" before I don't feel attractive
>tell him someone said I was attractive
>"are you sure that's a real person? you know you're not attractive"

wtf so rude

He has been subtly telling me I'm ugly before too.

>>6812124
Because after it all they're still a human being, and even though they made a stupid mistake you once shared a lot with them and cared about them.

That doesn't just disappear unless you're a vengeful sociopath who uses people for pleasure like most "normal" people.

What's the lewdest thing you've ever done, gaygen?

>>6812225
sounds like a shit friend
hope my advice helps! :)

>>6812245
coffee date

>>6812245
Last night I was crying in a gay bar. I'd say that's pretty bad.

>>6812245

kissed a guy with a third guys dick between our mouths, probably

>>6812254

deets on the coffee date bruh

>>6812263

:c

why?

>>6812225

It takes a real friend to tell you the truth.

>>6812269
A few months ago I was seeing this guy for 2 months but it ended. Last night he walked into the bar and my heart literally stopped for a second. I never felt that before.
he ended up coming up to me and we talked for a little bit and we laughed.
After he walked away I realized that I'm in love with him.
It made me happy and sad so I started talking to a mutual friend about him.

>>6812272
I'm going to pretend he's only saying this because I told him I didn't want to suck his dick.

>>6812264
it was a coffee date. that's pretty much it. ive been on like six or seven and they all went exactly the same
>guy is like 15 minutes late
>impossibly boring
>leave early

>>6812272
This

If your friend tells you you're ugly, you have a good friend. Can't tell you how many times my friend saved my ass when he told me I looked like shit.

Friends who dont tell the truth because they're scared of hurting your feelings are not true friends.

>>6812299

desu that sounds like a likely explanation

>>6812306
Except not really. There are plenty of ways phrase it without being a dick about it. The whole "brutal honesty" bullshit is usually just people being mean and expecting people to respect them for it. If they're your friend, why would you want to say something that could make them upset?

Could just ask if it was a real person and leave it at that, or tell them to be cautionary. Immediately putting them down by saying you think they're unattractive and they shouldn't believe otherwise doesn't make you a good honest friend, just makes you a dick. Could even be a sign of gas lighting/negging.

>>6812368
You must be american.

In the UK this is called 'banter' and is standard practice. If you don't rip on your friends and they don't rip on you back, then they aren't your friends, period.

>>6810658
>you can lose your virginity to a guy

>>6812396
I'm from the UK, and banter is usually just playfully calling each other fags and making funny wisecracks about each other.

People whose idea of banter is one sidedly making the other person feel like shit and getting them to doubt themselves or lose confidence are probably miserable pieces of shit whose friends simply tolerate them more than actually enjoy their company.

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this really makes me laugh for some reason and idk why

I've come to realize getting all sad about someone who hasn't really cared about me for half a year doesn't do me any good.
I'm feeling better now.
What have you all been up to today?

>>6812435
reinstate DADT

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>tfw back will forever be complete shit because of that one time I tried sucking my own baby dick off (and succeeded)

>>6812457
Feels a bit liberating, doesn't it?

I know that feel, mane.

>>6812435
idk why but I love childish underwear like this
I like wearing this pair of SpongeBob undies I have every now and then.

HELP ME GAYGEN.

I downloaded Grindr today and I'm hooking up with someone tonight. I'm a virgin pls help me.

>>6811966

did you get a tiny white blister from being bit by the fire ants?
I got bit on friday evening on my upper thigh, only once, luckily.
It hasn't healed completely yet. It doesn't itch or sting unless I scratch it.
For such small creatures they sure can bite.

>>6812715
Get that boipussy ready

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>>6812715
Don't forget to douche!

>>6812732
Do I have to? Okay do that before he comes over.

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tfw no bf

>>6812767
>tfw all gays are sluts and fem faggots

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>>6812767

iktf

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>no daddy bf

i'm on college and bf is still at school, what could go wrong?

>>6812806
>what could go wrong?
Well you could fail out, because clearly your english skills are fairly lacking.

>>6812806
>>6812821
# B U R N E D
B
U
R
N

>>6812844
>hitler
>burned

>>6809726
>>6809732
>>6809792
what is this from?

>>6812207
i don't even want to come out i want to be ok with myself desu

>>6812859
>Being this burned

Hitler burned you more than during the 1940's.

>tfw you can't tell if this guy is a socially awkward tsundere or not interested

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>>6812958
that joke is so stupid

I keep finding myself going on /s/ and /gif/ staring at porn of women for like half an hour at a time trying to get any kind of erection

Its like I keep not believing it doesn't do anything for me and it's just a matter of finding the right trigger image

And then I go hide under the covers in a dark room and fantasize about cuddling with a cute guy and hate my penis for being hard

>>6813124
but you replied anyway? something doesn't add up, sis.

>>6812720
no.

Is it normal to get a lot of people messaging you on Grindr? If so, is it bad etiquette to ignore people? I just downloaded the app and there's quite a few people messaging me and I can't possibly respond to all of them.

>>6813163

I hardly ever respond to messages on grindr

>>6813163
yes
no
the messages taper off eventually.

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>>6813165
Please stop feeding m'lady that trash.

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>>6813175

>>6813180
>5.7

>>6810228
>>6810264
>tfw got super stoned last time I did it
>had a super good time but the sex was really woozy and clumsy because I'm not used to weed
>not sure if I want to do it again or not

>>6813175
I appreciate you too, Creme.

>>6812435
>chair force

Just written out a new full body workout for my cycle. I respond way better to FBW than splits, it's just my personal preference. Mon Wed Fri with olympic lifting on Sat & Sun. R8 nicely, no h8 allowed, but feel free to suggest changes to ones that don't have a * by them which means they're essential

>Legs
5x5 Leg Press*
3x8-12 Leg Extensions*
3x12 Seated Leg Curls*

>Chest
3x12 Dumbbell Chest Press*
Possible decline bench, haven't decided yet.

>Shoulders
3x12 Dumbbell Shoulder Press*
4x8-12 Delt Raises (2 sets front/side)

>Back
3x5 Barbell Rows
3x8-12 Lat pulldown

>Arms
3x8 Skullcrushers*
3x8 EZ Curls

>Legs/core
3x5 Trap Bar Deadlift, if there isn't a trap bar available then just classic deadlifts*

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>>6813358
Thats way too much volume liftong 5 days a week. Plus ots a brosplit get on a full body routine.

Are you roiding?

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tfw no twink bf who likes les rallizes denudes

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>>6813400
tfw u gettin bp tuesday

am I cool yet gg

>>6813400
Did you even read the text at the top?

It's a full body workout for Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Doing a different program on Saturday, Sunday is probs a rest day. I'm completely fine with lifting for around 2 hours cos yeah I'm gonna be cycling 500mg test-e every week & 50mg tbol ed

>>6813416
congrats, you're finally fucking a second person at 21 years of age. so proud of u bb

>>6813420
*third
tyvm

>>6813416
Now why did you respond to me Hitler?

>>6813544
didn't mean to
meant to delete that out cause was too lazy to click new post, so I always click reply to the bottom post

>mod deleted my tasteful bear butt picture

rude

>>6809931
nope, school's been busy

>>6810610
0
t.khv
>>6810662
only if they're qt

>>6814057
Who would waste their time dreaming about uggos?

>>6814011
Just do pushups during lectures. Lecturer won't mind.

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Do I look gay?

>>6814220
yes
can tell by the subtle look of despair in eyes

>>6814220
you aren't fooling anyone with your hand like that

Hey friends, I've just got my first boyfriend, why the hell did I wait so long? I feel so much more confident and positive (emotionally).

We had sex last night, it was my first time and it was awkward and I didn't really enjoy it.

He's really tight and him trying to ride me just hurt my dick, when I got it in, I insta-came (normally it takes me ages to get off). When he fucked me, it hurt quite a lot and all I could think about was poop dick which turned me off.

Is this common? Any tips? I don't wanna let him down..

>tfw no redneck bf

I hate that I got a virus on my shitpost browser because of porn.


O well lifes been so great lately though.

>>6814311
hi

>>6814320
W/u bby

>>6814289
Sorry, these threads are for sad no-hope losers.

>>6814359

>tfw no loser bf

>>6814379
>>6814389
Damn I'm not guess no qt redneck for me

>>6814389
Congrats. Same, dude.

>>6814393
Don't worry. Cok is a fat brown person with heaps of loose skin.

>>6814395
Ew I want a white one w a beard who hits me when he's drunk

>>6810610
Just 1. We love each other and I wouldn't give that up for anything.

>>6814359
o-oh ;_;

I take back all my skepticism and diminishment of big dicks.

Big dicks are where it's at.

Reply to this post to be my bf! :3

>>6812869
'Please like me' tv series.
Amazon Video in the UK, US, Pivot in the US, ABC in Australia, iTunes in possibly other regions, including Canada. Hulu where available.

>>6809864
>>6809874
This shit looks nauseatingly twee.

>>6814477
Are you strong and/or cute?

>>6814528
Ugly, anxiety-riddled 4chan users can't be choosers.

>>6814533
Projecting pretty hard there, buddy.

am I gay?

>>6814528
Working on the strong bit, and I've been told I'm a big softie and that I act cute!

>>6814541
Are you taller or shorter than 5'9"? Also are you more dominant or submissive?

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>>6814544

I'm 5'10" and I don't like people telling me what to do, I do the talkin or they do the walkin if you know what I mean

Can't tie me down I call the shots

>>6814544
I'm 5'11 and submissive as hell! I love being fucked!

>>6814550
Fuck you, buddy!

>>6814541
I think 'big softie' might be one of those compliments you never want to hear.

>>6814555
I'm a sub too though
>>6814550
This sounds ideal

>>6814555
>>6814558
basic bear

>>6814555

ay ay whats the matter man not a big fan of this attitude just because you got one inch on me, stow it in the floor or walk out the door!

>>6814563
We can make things work... I don't mind topping!

>>6814583
Can we cuddle and do cute stuff like that? I want the lovey-dovey stuff.

>>6814586
Yeah! I want that even more!

Please be in the UK <3

>>6814593
Sorry, I live in Canada. This sort of sucks.

>>6814558
Big and strong = masc dom top
Big softie = forever a cuck

>>6814598

well well looks like its my time to shine

>>6814605
Which Province?

>>6814598
Noooo...

>>6814607

prince edward island

>>6814608
I'm sorry, the hardest part is always knowing that I missed out on so many great partners because of distance. It truly tears a hole in my heart. I love you regardless.
>>6814609
Sorry, Saskatchewan here.

I want someone to cum inside me

Straight here
I spent seven hours erping with a gay dude. Im not gay at all but the thought of doing anything I want and them begging for more is really hot. Im also addicted to erping.

He said I spoiled him and kept reninding him i was straight.

God i love erping.

>>6814615

I love you too!

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>>6814621
<3

The first time a snuggle turned into a kiss I was so happy. When we had sex for the first time and held hands cuddling afterwards I was on top of the world.

Now it's like he's deleted me from his life entirely, seemingly out of nowhere... Did he just pump and dump me? I loved him so much....

>>6814558
disagree
>>6809931
I've been doing pushups in the morning, so there's that
>>6814172
I dont think you can control normal dreams

>>6814616
Why not do it yourself

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>>6813358
How much you liftin now wittle neko boi

>>6814535
Au contraire: you're projecting about me projecting.

Whatever makes you feel better.

I need some sass

Had a dream I got fucked in the ass and they finished and everything. Not a wet dream because I didn't cum in my pants, but I guess I'm thirsty as fuck.

>>6814812
You're among thirsty company.

>>6814831
Thank you, friend.

>>6814845
>>6814845