Gaygen

Stupid faggots

is your bf nordic, incredibly handsome, tall, hot, masc, smart as fuck and a cool dude?

no?

i feel so sorry for you guys

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>>6805609
>masc
>incredibly handsome
>tall

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>tfw no cuddly bf

does anyone ever use tinder for gay?

>>6805609
My BF doesn't even exist

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>>6805629
pls

>>6805640
nope
>>6805650
you have a qt voice tho
you're probably ugly as the night though

>>6805640
I do
Actually all my successful dates have come from it
Most matches don't work out though

>>6805567
>tfw your female cousin is always dating models from uni
>tfw you know your bf would inevitably be compared to one of her conquests
>tfw you're going to die alone because you'd rather have no bf than an uggo bf
>tfw you're uggo too

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>>6805662
Wow, rude much? The night isn't that bad.

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Post your favorite albums

>>6805672
kek

>>6805640
I'm actually really curious about this.

After being consistently disappointed with grinder, I'm thinking of trying it

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>tfw fucking ugly

>last active: 10 hours ago
ffs lol i am thirsty

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>>6805551

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d0gr4R0yyJ

>>6805553

But look how kawaii

>>6805678

Good taste desu

hairy armpits are disgusting

>>6805640

Yeah, tons of times
Lots of "oh, i thought you were a girl but that's fine too" tho

>>6805658
>>6805629

hhnfnfghh <3

>>6805735
Me too.
Why even live?

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My bf's going away for a few days to visit family. We've never been apart before. How does one deal?

>>6805735

did you get beat by an ugly stick?
how did you get so ugly?

>>6805822
your boyfriend is going to cheat on you with hotter men

>>6805831
We're in an open relationship, so I don't care.

>>6805629
>>6805658
my best friend when i was 13-14 used to have this exact same body type, fur and all, and we'd sleep in the same bed like all the time

this is before i realised that i was gay

fuck

>>6805678

Modest mouse is so fucking over-rated and he's going to hell for this song...


"Jesus Christ Was An Only Child"

Well Jesus Christ was an only child
He went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have insured that planet
Before it crashed
Working real hard to make internet cash
Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
I know now what I knew then
But I didn't know then what I know now
Penny found out as her hair was styled
You should hide you kids
While the dogs run wild
Jesus Christ was an only child
He went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have killed that little fucker
Before he even had

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>>6805780
>masc4masc only

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DPWXewgcPP

>>6805845

>looking that cute and having that kind of hairyness at 13-14

It's like God is trying to make us all pedophiles.

I have permanent erectile dysfunction from medication ... JDIMSA. I've had this problem since I was 17. I want to transition because of it.

>>6805868
You might as well considering you're no longer a man.

>>6805831

>my bf cheating on me

I groomed him well. He only gets horny when he sees me. He has no sexual interest in anyone but me because I programmed him that way.

>>6805842

open-relationships are for plebs

>>6805868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hwHhkAmF9s

>>6805876
>I groomed him well. He only gets horny when he sees me. He has no sexual interest in anyone but me because I programmed him that way.
No offense, but this sort of delusion does no good.

>>6805892

He doesn't have a mind of his own, he's engineered and of a different intelligence. Don't make fun of my robot slave bf.

Reminder that pussy runs everything and we cannot compete.

>>6805876
>>6805933


some of us may have been in sex slave rings during our youth
it's not funny to pretend to be your boyfriend's mind control handler

>>6805948

Gay General is engineered by me. I make up 75% of all posters.

4chan is engineered by me. I make up 75% of all boards.

>tfw you lick the cum up from his tummy

>>6806049

how can you even tell or know if an album in another language is any good? what do you base it on?

I want somebody to beat me up, then have sex with me.

Is this normal?

>>6806079
if it sounds good?...

you don't need to understand lyrics to enjoy something

>>6805968
I believe it tbqh

>>6806005
I just want to suck my bf's dick all day to be honest

>>6806079

I just find random shit on youtube and pretend to like it to look cooler than others.

>>6806083
just let someone fist your butthole and make you gape for more
>>6806087

I am the new maki

Hello everyone I just blew my boyfriend for three hours. I still taste his cum in the back of my throat than all of a sudden when I was going to the store with my girlfriend one of my grindr exs came and we I had a threesome with my gf and my grindr ex in his truck while my boyfriends cum was still in my mouth.

>>6806124
I wish I could have this much sex...

>>6806005
I loved licking the cum from his chubby tummy
most of the time he wouldn't let me and went to grab a pair of undies to wipe it off with

>>6806130
You just need to get repeatedly beaten by your Dad L o L

Im such human garbage.

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>>6806123
How does God know he is right with me?

>>6806115
>just let someone fist your butthole and make you gape for more
No way, that's scary. I don't even like fingering myself, I couldn't stand a fist.

>>6806123
What's up with his accent lmao.

>>6806143
Does a horribly socially awkward and reserved relationship still count

>>6806143
no you're a good person + also really cute

>>6806183
Sounds nothing like a Scottish accent, fuck off.

>>6806239
>Cute people don't seek attention.
Yes they do...

>>6805609
My bf is a Russian beauty with sexy accent

>>6806247
I don't here a single word, or twang. He could well be Scottish, but he doesn't have an accent.

Tfw been chatting to a hot tall blonde guy for 9 months
>make plans
>says stuff came up in his life and he's not sure he can do this anymore
Tfw no tall hung blond bf

>>6806239
oh fuck okay i didn't know the full story

fuck you for cheating you piece of shit

>>6806308
Hitler fucking wishes.

You will never be a 8yo cumdump for daddies...
why live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuvAGJV5E-w

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Whose the best baraboy with baratiddies?
http//www.strawpoll.me/11092037

>>6806356
who is that in your gif?

>>6806372
Gay porn actor, I believe. You could try in the sauce thread in /hm/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmpGrAwBmQo

He's only 15 years old, but would you?

>>6806392
>this is 15 years old
Who gave him steroids, jesus christ

>>6806392
Why would anyone contorting their body be attractive? That's like someone handsome making faces.

>>6806392
I accidentally clicked play.

Am I going to jail?

>>6806421
Nah this guy looks 15 to me.

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>tfw completely cleaned butt
>tfw forgot my lube and cant do anything with it

What's your ideal partner gaygen?

I am dominant (not much of a surprise given I'm a tactician) and thus am most compatible with someone who is submissive and very much gets off from fulfilling his/her partner's wishes. I would impose certain minimal aesthetical conditions such as being in shape and having long hair and other non-negotiable things. Besides that, I am not a hardcore dominant in the slightest, naturally going as far as giving gentle commands and suggestions, and expecting the sub to perform according to my invariably pervertedly benevolent whims at the time. I want a submissive to be happy and to climax really hard as a result of my affections, my benign manipulations, and their general need for release. I want a partner who is eager to perform and to please me, while I also would reciprocally reward them and cater to their fetishes and wants as a loving and mischievous dominant. I would be comfortable with going as far as light bondage and pet/master play for short durations (as opposed to a general and full-time pet/master relationship), if the sub wished for those things. Outside of the bedroom, I want an equal relationship.

>>6806447
fun fact: this guy is actually 12

>>6806443

Regardless, I'd fuck him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ASZopnCONI

>>6806454
My ideal partner is someone who truly loves me and would never cheat on me :'^)

>>6806454
virgin autist detect

do you ever think about all the sex you didn't have with hot guys in highschool and feel sad about it?

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>>6806454

must be smarter than me
must be stronger than me (not difficult b/c 330kg PL total)
must be generally enthusiastic

otherwise i dont really have a specific perfect bf. i find the people im attracted to are very diverse, they arent really just one "type".

>>6806481
That's just rude. I just want to hear other people's types. For me, I definitely like partners who are playful and affectionate both physically and online. I would be very warm and cuddly with a mate by default, frequently making silly and immature remarks and sticking my tongue out and the like. I'd love to kiss and scritch and grope frequently at random times. Ideally, my partner would sort of adopt the general role of a pubescent or adolescent cub, and smile and blush happily as he/she is complimented and petted and loved. I foresee such cuddling and immature antics frequently leading into molesting, and teasing, especially once French kissing starts.

>>6806454

You havent ever touched or kissed a man, have you?

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>>6806491
>>6806454

also youre autistic btw

>>6806497
Why do you say that? I'm not even monogamous. While a prospective mate and I would need to discuss this and I have no set requirement either way, I much prefer for the relationship to be an open one. I feel it's best for both of us to have the freedom to have secondary sexual partners online and even IRL, so long as our mateship was the primary and paramount relationship. That's not to say I definitely would have other sexual partners, but I certainly would want the option of playing with another pretty femboy or femgirl if I came across her/him, and likewise I would want my mate to have more such playmates and options (femboys can never know too many other femboys!). This would definitely be advantageous for the other if they really get off on something I will not do, and they know someone who will satisfy those urges.

>>6806454
>must be handsome
>must be smart
>must have a big dick
>must be white
>must have a big fat ass
>must be hairy
>must be funny

I'm none of these things btw.

>>6806504

the weird way youve perfectly imagined all these hypothetical scenarios for you and your perfect partner to take part in, as well as the fact that you simply use your partner as an object to project your desires onto makes you seem extremely socially disconnected and inexperienced. like, theres no consideration there that your perfect bf might have any character or personal ambition besides serving effectively as a waifu pillow for your weird fantasies

youre a creep, bruh, and you come off as REALLY immature/autistic

Question from a straight guy here. I'm curious. Does height matter to gay guys as much as it does to women?

>>6806522
I am a very complicated person, and I find it quite difficult to adequately describe myself without overloading you with information. I actually have very high emotional and social intelligence despite being autistic. Overall, I am a highly cerebral, rational, and contemplative person, and I'm also prone to anxiety, emotional reactions in general, and trepidation. I'm the odd combination of highly logical and highly emotional. People of average intelligence and general capability tend to be overwhelmed or deterred by me, which is fine since I don't want to deal with such people anyway.

>>6806529
Straight guy here and no not really.

>>6806529
Yes.
If I'm going to top him he has to be at least 5 inches shorter than me.
If he's going to top me he has to be at least 5 inches taller than me.
No exceptions.

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>>6806531

holy shit

>>6806542

how tall are you?

>>6806531
dude you would probably be better of just not talking
go fully mute people would judge you less

>>6806555
5'9"

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>>6806531
>high emotional and social intelligence
>very cerebral person
>highly logical
>people of average intelligence are deterred by me

>>6806542

How tall are you?

>>6806556
That's just rude. Maybe I need to simplify how I speak on here a little bit. I think, plan, and speak as a military strategist, and thus I use military terminology to describe concepts or actions. I generally will limit this kind of talk because many times people would become confused or even afraid if I used no filter. If we become extremely close, I would not need to use much restraint due to familiarity. I am extremely progress-oriented, and to me progress takes many forms. I compartmentalize my life into a series of fronts, and generally adhere to an intermediate strategic plan which is written on one of my whiteboards. I would describe myself as outwardly courteous, approachable, and desirous of being helpful. Inwardly, I'm very defensive, wary, and aloof, and these tendencies are absent only with a select few people.

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>>6806574

>>6806531
>>6806574
jesus christ

you're autistic as fuck

>tfw no slightly autistic bf to cherish and treasure forever

>>6806504
>>6806531
>>6806574


Falling for this troll bait:
https://pounced.org/personals/view?hpad=43354

>>6806592
That's mine.

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>>6806574

>>6806598

What's it like being a furfag?

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>>6806607
>mfw I see furry shit on screensaver of my bf's computer screen

>>6806607
I don't know what it is, I just find wearing heavy clothing really comforting. Ever since I was little I have slept with a weighted blanket, but I wasn't allowed to carry it around with me, so I started wearing thicker and heavier clothing. Eventually I found out about fursuits and, identifying well with animals, I found myself at home in the culture. It's really comforting to be in touch with my animal side, it makes more sense to me, but I learned to be rational and social to fit in better with others. I did not want to post my profile or anything because I thought my requests for information would not be taken seriously. I am sorry if I have inconvenienced your board.

>>6806613
>people not hiding their fur shit in the deepest corners of their hard drive

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>>6806613
>implying all the attractive gays don't fap to superior 2d furry porn
>implying this isn't an ancient and spiritual tradition
>implying there is anything wrong with being a furry

I bet you over half this general faps to or has fapped to furry porn. It's an instinctive spiritual need, a connection with nature on a primal level. Only puritan Jude philosophy and it's unnatural ideals has tried to denounce this well documented practice.

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>>6806653
REEEEEEEEEEEE!

Damn we got a gay Temple Grandin up in this bitch

Except instead of inventing hugboxes and ways to slaughter animals with less stress he's just gone straight up furry

>>6806564

You must get fucked a lot desu

>>6806677
There's a lot of short guys around here.
Tall men are hard to find though.

>>6806542
So, no sex with 5'4" to 6'1" guys?

>>6806356
>rugby 9 jupp 3

SAD!

>>6806683

Where is this magic land where there are so many 5'4" and under manlets?

>>6806709
Middle school :3

This threads so dead.

I need more yous to my whorrer stories.

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>tfw K.R messages you but it isn't the sweet natured pocket sized little londoner who you want to platonically and big-brotherly snuggle and nuzzle your little face into into until you learn to enjoy hugs not poly-injecting drugs

>>6806733 are pretty cool

I love Circe <3

>>6806761
>>6806776
Nerds ~

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>>6806734
>little
Guy looks pretty fucking fat to me.

>Too much of a pussy to go to a gay bar alone
>Co-worker knows I'm gay and invites me to go to one with him and his boyfriend.
>Pretend I had plans today.

S-saturday night motherfuckers

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>>6806613
>mfw finding gfur pics on his pc

>>6806835
hi

>have dark skin between thighs
>convinced I have jock itch, despite no itching
>3 doctors have told me it's nothing to worry about
I'm certain I will disgusting someone whenever they see the dark skin...
What do I do?

>>6806977
are you fat? this is a normal discoloration caused by chaffing and its called hyperpigmentation

>>6806984
Yes, that seems like it's probably it.
Why couldn't my doctors have told me about this?

>>6806913
learn how to read

>>6807013
doctors expect most people to be dumbasses and not question what they say. at least you're smart enough to want to pursue it further

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>In Walmart with bro
>both wearing SnapBacks back2front cos we're sick cunts
>pushing the down the main aisle
>some 600lb beluga whale comes racing out on a mobility scooter from a side aisle right into the path of my cart
>smash into it
>immediately burst out laughing
>it glares at me
>continue laughing until I get home

fuckin walmart jfc

>>6807126
Did you shart your pants

>>6807149
The greeter wouldn't leave us alone until we shart in Walmart. It's kinda annoying but you forget about it after you see the great deals on offer!

>>6807161
>His Wal Mart doesn't have VIP shart stations with laxative dispensers and prune juice enemas

Sucks you being poor

>>6807178
Ah they have one of those at Whole Foods. Don't really like shopping there, they kept offering me organic Zambian cucumbers to stretch myself out with.

>>6807126
SHART

>>6807199
shart on my face daddy

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>>6807126
Top banta lad

>>6806835
y-you too

what do i even do at a straightfag party please respond immediately

>>6807260
Have a normal conversation than tell gaygen a fake story aboit how i blew three guys and a girl just walking home its what I do all memes aside.

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>>6807260
idk
when I go to parties I wear a crop top so people can do body shots off of me

>>6806490
>330kg
what weightclass is this?
you may need to consider killing urself

>>6807269
same

>>6807260
Drink.

>>6807260

Same thing you do at gay parties, drink and feel bad about how you're not gonna be getting laid

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>>6807260
>This party sucks
>Why am I so much better than everyone else?

>>6807288
why even go if you aren't getting laid

>>6807294
>4chan
>assuming everyone can get laid whenever they feel like it
>le

>>6807294
He goes to continue the hope that he'll one day get a bf. He's way past gay death, hope is all he's got.

>>6807300
unless you're butt ass ugly it isn't that hard...

>>6807303
aww that's so sad and pathetic :/

>>6807310
>4chan

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>>6807310
>Only lost his virginity a few months ago
>Blames low sex drive

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You're all gay.

Just felt like pointing that out.

>>6807313
I'm barely a normie, but I make up for it by spending way too much fucking time here
and it really is not that hard
just try

>>6807313
sis getting fuckt is easy
its emotions that are hard
source: i have a degree

>>6807330
>getting fuckt is easy

even my ugly fat ass manages to get laid. no excuses

>>6807294

Getting drunk with friends is still nice

Even if none of them are cute bears

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>>6807320
>Only lost his virginity a few months ago
>pretends he knows everything about sex

>>6807320
I knew a few guys like that, thought not having sex was the same as not wanting to have sex, even though they were obsessed with porn and fapped multiple times a day.

>>6807322
you're definitely not a normie and you don't need to be a normie to get laid
>>6807330
true, never fall in love

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>>6807344
>Gets tested for STDs every three days
>Has only been sexually active with one loser nerd

>>6807365

Swede has to put out for all those somali drug dealers though, who knows what he could pass on

>>6807368
>he typed, wiping away the tears with a man-sized kleenex clasped between his wrinkled, old fingers. "G-Got that y-young whippersnapper" he croaked as he got his reading glasses out to check Grindr for the 4th time in 10 minutes.

>>6807380
just because you're a toddler with a glandular disorder doesn't mean everyone over the age of 18 is ready for assisted living

>>6807407
At 26 though... might as well be euthanised. It's the right thing to do.

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>>6807380

Literally seeing a guy 2moz so

>>6807365
what
you know nothing about my life
and who tf gets tested every three days

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>>6807425
Please don't spread disinfo.

>>6807423
Family day at the nursing home, is it?

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>>6807435

Well he'll definitely be calling me daddy

>>6807444
because you're old enough to be his father?

>>6807451
At 26, his could would at most be 10. Senpai once again confirmed for dirty sick old pedo.

>>6807458
>his could would
Did I just have a stroke? Looks like #I'mWithHer now!

*his son would

>>6807461
I heard rumors that she stroked out months ago and it's been weekend at hillary's for a while now, it would explain a lot

>>6807474
She had a stroke 2-3 years ago and is displaying a MASSIVE amount of symptoms of brain damage. Can't wait to watch her shit herself and collapse during the debates when Trump doesn't allow her to sit down.

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>>6807451

He's older than me

>>6807486
senility is so sad to observe

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>>6807489

>tfw you run your fingers through his beard

>>6806303
why are black gays always the faggiest of fags

>>6807538
It's called swag.

>>6807538
a lot of them are but not all, it is funny how people think black gays are all dl thugs but most of them are a parody of ghetto black women. there's a reason drag is so heavily influenced by black vernacular and street culture, because so many black gays are drag queens

Is having big eyes good or bad for a guy?

>>6807586
this is way too broad a question to have a definitive answer, depends on the shape, spacing, symmetry, color etc

>>6807266
>>6807269
>>6807278
>>6807288
>>6807292
pussied out after pregaming honestly

i still have a lot of closet issues to iron out i think but like even though it's uni i still am too fucked to come out for w/e reason

Is it just me or does it seem like women don't appreciate men as much as gay men do :?

>>6807601
go see a therapist

>>6807601
Enjoy being alone for the rest of your life. It's entirely your own fault too. I'd pity you but honestly I'm done with letting subhumans off the hook just for being so pathetic.

Kill yourself or at least start self-harming.

>>6807592
Eh, you just told me my eyes are shit.

>>6807615
ur opinion holds negative weight for me but ok

>>6807612
will do

>>6807611
it might just be you

Oh shit senpai what up nigha why u here doe?

>>6807611
theyre jealous

>>6807622
Why wouldn't it? Did you want some hugboxxy reply telling you that you're so brave and that it's all going to be okay?

Grow the fuck up.

>>6807622
you clearly know you have some internal problems to address and there's really no better time to begin living openly as a gay man in college, provided you're not in some bible school or in saudi arabia or something

>>6807611
alright, who's the committed straight dude you're crushing on

I can't come out.
Can't bring myself to do it.
Seen a therapist. I'm starting college soon.
I'm a pussy :/

>>6807650
coming out is a long process
its not a single event

>>6807650
u better watch out before rugby cyber bullies you from the comfort of his upper middle class foreign exchange student experience

>>6807653
I don't know if I'll ever be ready

>>6807660
you can be ready in bursts

>>6807650
only attention whores come out

>>6807663
How
I want to be ready in college
I wouldn't be surprised if I wasn't ready ever.
The only reason I'd come out anyway is because it's easier to find someone to be with, otherwise I don't feel any pressure to "be the real you bby"

>>6807653
what tumblr text post did you take this from?

>anon comes out, either by announcing he is like some desperate stunt queen or by bringing his bf around
>oh hey anons gay I always figured he was

the end

>>6807677
you had to come out to yourself. a lot of people reach that step at different times but you did it.
do you want to come out to friends? or do you want to "come out" to your dating pool? would it be easier for you to come out to your friends if you had a boyfriend? do you think coming out to your family would be helpful?
it's not about being the real you; it's about being comfortable with what you do and not being caught off guard.

>>6807690
real life? not everyone is such a massive flamer that other people can read it instantly, but i understand why you might be confused.

>>6807697
>gaygen: full of queers convinced they're way less faggy than they actually

>>6807697
I'm out to very few people. Most of them know because I was outed by one of the five people that know.
I'd like to come out for a dating pool I guess :/ I don't know
It would be a lot easier and I would probably feel more purposeful or comfortable if I had a boyfriend when I come out.
I'm not very comfortable at all. I can't even sext a completely anonymous person who I met online and doesn't know my face voice or name without getting very uncomfortable and depressed.

>>6807738
what makes you feel uncomfortable? are you afraid of getting exposed as gay? or do you just feel discomfort with some aspect of being gay?

>>6807742
not him but like (i'm >>6807260)

i have a small amount of student loans. actually just 1, but cosigned with my parents

my parents are really religious and while they are pretty "i don't agree with it but not my problem" about gay shit i always had concerned that like if they heard they would like "nop fuck u no more financial aid for college"


so that's basically the only reason. my roommates don't give a shit they fuck their gfs all day

>>6807768
how close are you, physically, to your parents or someone who would rat you out?

>>6807742
Thanks for trying to help, I was worried you left •_•)
I'm afraid of being exposed (even though I live in a safe place to be gay)
And yeah, I just feel bad with being gay. Uncomfortable. I think if I actually got to the point of having sex with a guy I'd feel like throwing up after. Might not even be an after, I'd probably lose any erection out of anxiety and malaise and even then it's already hard for me to get off with my hand...
It just doesn't feel right.
I blame the catholic school I was in, but now I go to a hyper liberal art school and I'm not religious anyway.

>>6807772
i live on campus, but like, 30 minutes

>>6807775
your parents will suck cocks in hell

>>6807781
i mean i like them otherwise. i can't shake the feeling that them finding out, especially not on my terms would go badly

but me specifically doing it i feel like might also go badly.
so yeah. there's like 3 lgbt-related clubs here and they're all supposed to be chill but i dunno. i need to see like peer hours at a gay center or something.

>>6807775
you have to weight your risks and decide for yourself.

>>6807774
having that much anxiety over being gay is pretty abnormal even with a very religious upbringing.
i think seeing a therapist might be a good idea, but I also think that picking and choose where, and how, you come out can be important.
coming out on your own terms to specific people might help you manage anxiety somewhat, especially if you live with them, or it could make it worse.

>>6807809
I've seen a therapist. She was more for depression though, and while she worked with adolescents I don't think she was particularly trained to deal with LGBT related issues.
I'm 18 but I still need my parent's insurance and or money to see a therapist, and I'd be too scared to say that I want to see an LGBT related one.
I'm too scared to even watch gay films on Netflix lest my parents see the viewing history.
They aren't even very religious themselves. They would probably be fine with me if I were to come out. Probably only because I don't want to say 100%, but I'm 99% sure they'd be okay with it.

>ctrl f trans in the catalog
>140 results
What are we even doing on this board?

>>6805822
is that hideaki anno

>>6807858
The trannyjannies tried to get rid of us last summer. Ain't gonna let this board fall 100% to those fuckin subhumans. Trannies are a meme that will die out by 2020, mark my words.

>>6805822
What is this from?
Guy crying is cute in a way.

>>6807854
what do you think you could do to help yourself resolve this anxiety?

>>6807875
Can we keep ftms?
They can be cute sometimes.

>>6807858
there are a lot of trans people on 4chan and /lgbT/ is the board that makes the most sense for them, whereas the gays can go on /hm/ and the lesbians also have /diy/

>>6807878
what guy crying?

>>6807890
Only if they're not the type that want to be ginger manlets with shitty beards, gauges & piercings, and have shite tattoo sleeves while overusing "bro, dude etc." soooo we can keep like 1%

>>6807880
I could die.

Magically have a partner cause I wouldn't care for being in the closet or not if I did have one. I'd probably be more comfortable. I don't know. Probably idealizing relationships.

Plan in advance to be extremely drunk whenever I come out to people so I won't feel anything and then let my sober brain pick up the pieces and get anxious.

I have no idea. Makes me feel like shit. I wasn't abused or anything. It just doesn't feel right and I hate it. I don't know if it'll ever go away. I have no gay person to look up to, either in the media or in real life. Most of the gay adults I know, or actually all but one I know in person are sassy bitter people who are 40+ Maybe looking up to someone is a meme.

>>6807929
looking up to someone IS a meme

>>6807935
It's advice that's sometimes given online. Guess it's just a meme though.

>>6807909
in the gif I quoted

>you're so adorable
:3

>>6805567
Ugh, I don't want to find a boyfriend. I enjoy being single, but I feel like if I had a boyfriend paying for living expenses would be so much easier and it's guaranteed sex, too

Gaygen, should I find a boyfriend or roomate to alleviate my financial burden?

>>6808091

Find a sexy roommate

>>6808113
That's difficult. I would be all pervy and get slapped with a lawsuit

>>6808122
Then just get a bf you can molest (appropiately) all you want.

>>6806709
me

>>6808189

You're just one manlet

>>6806709
Mexico.

>>6808222
everyone here is a manlet

>>6808243

That must be why everyone is always so salty

>>6807939
not me, sis

>>6808243
crab tho

>>6808246
im an ultra manlet though

>>6808243
I'll have you know I'm almost 5'11 in boots
tyvm

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Can I seek refugee in this general for a few days?

>>6808298
Show your butt

>>6808342
It's hairy and not bubbly at all

>>6808348
Hairy butts are best butts.

>>6808265

How ultra manlet is that?

>>6808392
im many manlets fused into one

>>6808400

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak manlets stronger

>>6808348
Do it

>>6808243
6'1

am I gay?

>>6808488
no go away

>>6808488

Yes

>>6808533
lol

>>6808533

Sucking dick is a lot more fun when it's a special dick and not an aids-infested craigslist gift-giver's

>>6808537
how do you get a special dick

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>>6808243
I'm 6'4", eat my butthole kid.

So I asked out my crush from my volunteering
So first its just me spilling my spaghetti for the first bit thinking of turnibg back.
>Hey I knere is a bit of an age gap beteeen us but was wondering if you wanna get to know eachother outside of x
>uh sure, but I live in (city that is far from here) I'm here for the summer, but I can add you on FB. Look up (name)
>Well I kinda gotta hurry back to my shift, how about I give you my number instead
>Let's start with FB
>Okay I'll add you later then, but I gotta go
I mean he pulled out his phone and tapped FB when he started mentioning it. I just added him and sent him a message about an hour ago when I got home. I'm only 18 and still haven't came out yet but did I succeed?

>>6808607
*dick

This general has become boring.

>>6808619
thanks, I try

>>6808590

Go on a date with a cute boy

>>6808298
We need another autistic shitposter.

>>6808373
Truth.

Eating ass = meh

Eating hairy ass = fuck ya.

Assuming hes a cute boy. Love me some otters.

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>>6808656

the main shitposter got banned for 148 days
he obviously pissed of a jannie with his comment
even though it doesn't seem that bad

>>6808675

>main shitposter

That's not rugby tho...

>>6808684

rugby doesn't even shitpost anymore and hasn't ranted or trolled for months
he might as well be promoted to mod

>>6808694

He'll always be the #1 shitposter in my heart <3

I think that homosexuality may be a genetic disorder that manifests as a psychiatric one. I would say the disorder is most similar to a personality disorder if I had to pick.

To me, homosexuality has to be a disorder simply because it is a failure to the fundamental objective of all humans-- survival. The cause? Not sure, but I do hope more research is done on the subject instead of being thrown out as homophobic and bigoted.

What are your thoughts?

>>6808718
The earth is overpopulated anyways so I couldn't really care less what people say when a big piece of their argument is
>Fags are bad because you're supposed to have kids

>>6808737
Only overpopulated with with Asians and Africans.

>>6808737

>earth is overpopulated

How do you determine that?

Just because there are a lot of populated cities doesn't mean the earth is overpopulated.

I sometimes walk for miles without seeing another human.

>>6808613
Outlook not good the way you describe it.

>>6808613

you should of looked at his FB first to determine if he's gay or not

>>6808760
>I sometimes walk for miles without seeing another human
lol
Just because people aren't equally spread out throughout the globe doesn't mean over population isn't an issue

>>6808769
I mean there is one photo of him doing some weird hug with another guy shirtless but I don't know for sure until he adds me back. It was late when I added him so I won't see a response until tomorrow. If he isn't actually gay then oh well, but I mean I feel like it could have went a lot differently considering he is at least 4 years older than me and I made it clear I'm still in highschool.
Maybe we could do an fwb

Does anyone know anything about hair? I have curly hair and when I'm out of the shower it definitely curls, when I use shampoo. I've been doing the no poo thing, and as days progress without shampoo (I only use conditioner on no poo days) my hair becomes straighter. It's so bizarre. I have flat straight hair right now

I knew Hitler was on hrt.

>>6808813

>>6808806

>when my hair is all lank and greasy it's straighter

wow quelle surprise

>>6808834
>posting threads about your "meaningful" interactions with tripfags
Not even going to lie man thats a pretty gay thread.

>tfw hairless
>tfw just not into other hairless guys at all
I love feeling hairy chests and tummies against my smooth ones

>when your flatm8 offers you roids

Hmmm :^)

favorite songs go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5oUrdYYoNw

>>6808834

No surprise, everyone knows this. No one buys his lies about low testosterone. If he chooses not to take testosterone therapy he might as well be a shemale as he is choosing not to be a man.

>>6808899

Only a matter of time before you catch him with his pants half down, asking you to pin him ;3

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Why do I want a bully bf, /gg/?

Whenever I read shit like Mekko Rarekko, I always want to be the smaller sub who gets bullied, but their bully actually cares about them.

I want a bf that will beat others up for hurting me because he believes he's the only one who should be allowed to beat me up.

>>6809033
Because you're a mentally ill AGPer

>>6809071

Just like Hitler.

I'm going away tonight. Fuck this shit.

I miss mommy already :/

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1173128
Does anyone use this anymore?

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>>6805678

>>6809156
That's some good taste you have there.

>tfw I somehow want my bf to whoop my ass
I've never ever thought about SM before but somehow I've had that thought a lot lately
Like I feel I need to be punished when I did something naughty

>>6805567
Has anyone tried getting in shape together with their bf?

>>6809244
Exercising while anyone else is around is a crime.

>>6809244
>with their bf
I wish.

Seriously, I want a bf.

>>6809180
That just means you're diving deeper into degeneracy.

>>6809268
this
>>6809277
same anon

>>6806390
Marco rubi. He's a power bottom.

I think my straight friend is using me as a confidence booster. He was a douchebag to begin with but it somehow escalated after I felt confident enough to tell him I'm into dudes.

The guy takes any opportunity to show off his arms and abs to me. He probably thinks he's doing me a huge favor.

I don't want to end things with him though. He's like the big brother I never had. I just wish he'd stop because it confuses me sometimes.

>>6809537
Seems like maybe you could find a better big brother figure. That guy sounds like kind of a dumbass.

>>6809558
Sorry, I don't think I gave him credit for all the good he's done for me.

He's one of my few friends who actively initiates plans to get lunch, hang out, and go out to parties. The guy went out of his way to get to know me and helped me with a job I was applying for. Plus I doubt there will be another guy who ruffles my hair whenever he sees me around.

He told me he was overweight when he was in HS and he was surprised when I told him I had a crush on him specifically. Also he got his first gf in college. Now that I typed this all out, he probably had a really low self-esteem until recently. Which probably explains why he's using me to feed his ego.

>>6809650
He probably wants to lay his pipe in ure butt

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>>6809649
Oh, the playful poses of a gay relationship.

>>6809686
almost as fun as getting shit on you dick

new >>6809693

>>6809691
>shit on you dick
You must be very unintelligent.

>>6809149

no stop advertising it
no one wants to get doxxed on your shitty map