Cis Lesgen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdBHnd1gpQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2iZ74RzZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB3H05OhVDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Ys_W7ySkM
Also Nightwish and other similar bands

>tfw no gf

>>6800776
>tfw gf

>>6800407
bump for hopes and dreams

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Anyone else here play the piano? I've been playing for almost a year. I love it so far, even though I'm not that good at it

>>6800776
>tfw iktf

>>6799722
Reposting since it's now more topic-relevant, and I'm wondering if anyone had similar experiences.

I played flute in school, branched out to a few other instruments.

I loved learning and making music, and was for a few years the only person who took what I learned in school about music and bothered to practice and expand upon it in my free time at home.

Ended up quitting some years in because there was a really fucking stupid, 100% required "hazing" process that was little more than an excuse for those coming into the high school marching band to be degraded, groped, and photographed in various states of undress and shamed by the seniors. Fully known and supported by school staff, who turned a blind eye to it.

I thought it was a joke until the time for it to happen for us drew close. To this day I remember asking some senior girls who said they'd been through it if they were really serious and it was as bad as I'd heard.

They just kind of looked down at their feet.

I think that was the day that musical creativity died for me.

>>6800800
I did, but the only publicly available piano in my town was at a local church, and we were too poor to afford one. It was a passion that, like others, died quickly for me against my will.

>>6800806
Same, Anon.
tfw almost gf?

>>6800741
I play the violin, mostly as a hobby these days. I played in a orchestra before moving out,

>>6800800
My wife has played since she was 9. Pretty good too, but just as a hobby these days as well.

>>6800928
How'd you get my picture?

>>6800958
>>6800928
Except for the chad part. I just want a decent gf. Couldn't care less about a chad.

>>6800928
What the holy fuck is this from/inspired by?

This is so close to what my sister's room and lifestyle look like it's terrifying. Right down to the xmas lights as tacky lighting/decoration, barely-trying pothead telltale slob signs, and the fallout bobblehead.

>>6800928
>>6800972

WAIT WAIT. SHE LITERALLY HAS THAT EXACT MUG TOO.

WHAT IS THIS.

>>6800928
terrible taste in eva body pillow

>>6800800
Messed around with this old casio keyboard at age 13, learned a couple of half songs, usually videogame/anime themes, tried to improvise here and there and learned half of faure's siciliene in high school. I'm pretty decent as far as dexterity goes, but this year I really decided to start learning from the beginning, with a good doze of theory and all that jazz.

Sometimes I just like to try and play songs by ear. I play the guitar, so finding the right keys without knowing many piano chords is not too hard.

>>6800800
I learned to play the intro to welcome to the black parade on my phone. My piano knowledge begins and ends there

>>6800928
>period stuff
>striped knee socks and anime

Is this supposed to be trans or cis???

>>6801671
You don't like Evangelion?

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What's it like to have a gf?
Also does anyone else get majorly turned on when watching girls kiss in some random tv show but in porn it does almost nothing?

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nth for fingers in mouth

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Can someone make a lesgen version of the pretty princess wojack room? :O

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>>6800928
>>6801036

>tfw want to join the discord but too autistic to socialize with potential qt gfs

Fe Fi Fo Fun
I smell the dick of a transbian hon

>>6802189
We're not potential qt gfs.

Just come hang out we're all fucking autistic too.

>>6802189
None of us are qt grills if that makes you feel better.

It's good for your self-esteem. One one them might be flirty!

>>6802288
s-s-some of us are qt

>>6802189
Just log in and let them come to you

>>6802425
Why do you need male reference pictures from lgbt? Why do you need refernce at all? Just go to the boards dedicated to that. For good female reference there is /s/. If you want what lesbians find attractive there is such a variety that it's pointless. We all have different tastes and desu the dream girls for a lot here look like everyday average girls.

i dicked around with a 30$ ukulele until i liked it enough to invest in better strings does that count sort of

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>>6800764
From all those bands, Nightwish is the only one that isn't super-cheesy to me. And I think that's because I grew up on their music.

I play the guitar and recently bought a bass. I'm pretty good and I compose doom and black metal, but I've yet to get better.

Pic related is my bass.

>>6803109
Please post pics because that's hot as fuck

>>6802425
That girl kind of looks like my first love, it's disturbing.

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lesgen i have a question

i'm very obviously butch, and i don't try to hide it. i tell people i identify as butch (vs femme etc), and even joke about it a lot. however, i can't stand it when people do the same to me, whether it's a joke or a comment on my appearance or whatever, no matter how harmless.
for example, my sister loves to tell me when something makes me "look extra butch" and jokes about when i'm going to 'work on my zarya cosplay'. i got annoyed tonight and finally told her to stop, and she got offended and confused because i always talk and joke about it.

i do those things, though, because i'm insecure, and since its such a huge and obvious part of my identity, i try to own it instead of letting it hurt me. i don't appreciate other people taking it and using it to interact with me, because i don't know how they perceive "butch" (hot strong girl, fat ugly man-woman, etc) and it also just seems like a cheap way to try to connect with me without actually caring to learn anything about me.

am i wrong for wanting them to essentially stop using "butch" as a sole identifier for me, and maybe bother to learn my favorite movie, or has my owning it made me deserve it?

>>6803196
Moar pics of the bass or pics of me with the bass?

>>6803385
Sorry, you with the bass. The bass is hot too

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>>6803430
Thank you. Some peope say that it's an ugly motherfucker because it's so huge and looks raw.

Here you go anon. Doodled my face out because paranoia.

>>6803507
yup, I was right, you look damn good with it.

i don't know anything about bass guitars but it looks solid to me, i'm very partial to its design, looks a lot like mahogany obsidian

>>6803298
>has my owning it made me deserve it?
well you don't really own it if the term is insulting to you, you just normalized it's use with the people around you.

If lesgen is Wojak, we need Chad Pepe and Straight Crush Pepe dating, sharing a poopoopeepee milkshake, with Lesjak furiously masturbating in the bushes.

>>6803109
>Nightwish
>not cheesy
>After they just made an album on evolution and how biology's so cool and God will lead us all to nuclear war and it's just like a chorus of headbanging fedoratippers on a CD and best is they could have just released the last two songs as an interim and it wouldn't have been a letipsletips nightmare
Nightwish is shit, honey.

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>>6803637
Actually the body is made of alder. You are right, though, the finish looks a lot like mahogany obsidian. But it's like a tridimensional colour, for example in a dim light it looks black or almost black. You can see those shiny brown tints only in a well lit environment. I like this effect on instruments very much. This is one of my electric guitars, it has a similar finish as well, those darker blue lines I mean. Even though it is not that obvious.

And thank you for your nice words ^^ I feel like I could go on about guitars all day.

>>6803670
I was referring to the old Tarja Nightwish, silly. Oceanborn is how all symphonic metal should be.

>>6803741
Well you gotta clarify these days.

>>6803744
I know, my bad. It's just that most NW albums are with Tarja. Imaginaerum is cool though.

>>6802327
Shh. Yes, you are cuteanon. You are.

>>6803430
Jup. 11/10 would do the bass
Sry >>6803507

>be masseuse
>convince a colleague of mine to let me give her a free full massage
>she's objectively 11/10
>married
>gonna have her lying nude and oiled up in a few hours

so easy question: do i try to slip in a happy ending or is that too porny?

>>6803507
I used to play the bass
Fuck
I miss my bass

>>6803298
>i do those things, though, because i'm insecure, and since its such a huge and obvious part of my identity, i try to own it instead of letting it hurt me. i don't appreciate other people taking it and using it to interact with me, because i don't know how they perceive "butch" (hot strong girl, fat ugly man-woman, etc) and it also just seems like a cheap way to try to connect with me without actually caring to learn anything about me.

Explain this to her. Just be honest, and see where it leads to how you both feel about it.

>>6801925
because in porn its fake(on tv series its too but at least they can act)

Why is the L chat so shit, lesgen?

It's like a crazier version of 4chan where they obsess over straight female celebrities and write fanfictions about how they are gay.

>>6803298
You can't joke about something that secretly you're not okay with others mentioning about. The only thing that might be acceptable is family members.

If you joke about it, of course others would think it is okay to do the same! They are trying to be friendly! That's basic human interaction.

Either stop talking about it, or work through your issues with it.

>tfw no gf
Also post your waifus

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For those of you that are in uni, would you feel comfortable dating a hs senior? I'm not asking for hookups, I'm just asking because I'm a kv senior, the only lesbian in my grade (small school), and I feel like I'm going to go insane if I don't get a gf. There are colleges near me, so I'm hoping to score a qt freshman at one, but I don't know if college students would be interested in me in the first place. I've already asked a question similar to this in a previous general, but I wanted some opinions from uni students

>>6804976
I had a fwb relationship with a high school senior but it was pretty one sided and I ended up breaking her heart. So yes. you could get a college freshman gf but beware the consequences.

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>>6804701
You have a point desu, I also have a big gripe with lesbian porn in that it looks like
the girls are imagining something else while they fugg and it makes me kek
>>6804904
Junko is my waifu, she's perfect in every way

>>6804376
Why did you stop?

>>6804989
Thanks for your input, its nice to know that I at least have a chance once I get my dating profile up. I've already accepted that if I do end up dating a college freshmen it won't last past May since I'm going to an out of state college, but I'm okay with that. Right now I want nothing more than to kiss and love a qt!

>>6805125
Little advice from an engineering hag:
Focus on getting into a good university. You have so many years to date qt's but not many chances to have an education.

>>6805147
I plan on going into engineering too. I've been studying a lot recently to try and raise my ACT and gpa before the college application deadlines in December, but I know that you're right and that I should focus more on studying than trying to get a gf, and because getting a gf would also give me less time to study. It's just hard for me to think about anything else right now haha

>>6805267
Quit thinking about dating until you're admitted. If the suitable persons shows up then go for it, but you're best bet to find a gf is to focus on your everyday life. I found my gf in college library.

>>6805323
Yeah, I met my wife in a museum as well.

You shouldn't just desire any relationship, find someone that you'd share something special with.

>>6802838
>I dicked around
fucking bisluts get out of my thread

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>>6803670
>not sure what you're talking about
>look up new album
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS RICHARD DAWKINS IN THIS

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any Seattle/Portland lesbians on here? :O

>>6807073
Ya don't need any help, you live in dyke paradise, friend.

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Why aren't you watching Ange Vierge yet? Not being a weeb is not an excuse.

>>6807048
Who's this meme guy with the pan?

I went on a date with a transbian and it was a nightmare.

I signed up for OKCupid and she was the first to message me. I figured I shouldn't be an asshole and just give her a chance, besides she looked ok in her pics, and maybe she was an ok person. We actually had a ton in common from what she said in our messages, it was crazy.

Fast-forward to our "date". She cancelled the first two last minute because she was battling depression. I was like whatever, I've been depressed so I know it's hard. Then we actually go out to an Italian restaurant one night. She shows up dressed like a man with hairy legs and stubble, no makeup, scraggly medium-length hair. I realized she just used clever angles in her photos to make herself look pretty because she was actually hideous. I find out she has assburgers, is unemployed, uneducated, and lives with her mom at 25. After we get our food she talks about me touching her penis if I'm curious. I lose my appetite.

All I can say is, she needed to work on herself before trying to find a relationship. Like why would you try finding a girlfriend when you're clearly too depressed to function and don't have a job at your age. I'm glad she deleted me on Facebook after our date, because I wouldn't have been able to handle more messages from her.

>>6807222

Everything about this story is both horrifying and utterly unsurprising to me.

>>6807222
>she
And there's the punchline!

>>6807073
Me. SE PDX 21

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How do you deal when your crush who you actively avoid randomly starts talking to you on a regular basis? Is actively and deliberately avoiding an ok option still? It's ruining my entire week.

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>>6807340
Nah, it's about girls of 5 different worlds try to stop the end of the universe and are gathered at Earth and they supposedly fight Not!Neuroi but then the Neuroi put their Alpha Drivers inside a cuckcrystal and those Progress who had a strong link with their Alpha Drivers got corrupted and basically MC is a fucking huge bitch that couldn't understand her Alpha Driver so she severed the link of her whole team with their Alpha Driver and that's why they were the only ones to not get brain washed so now they fight their corrupted senpai who seek to destroy their home worlds because they are evil and they bath for 15 minutes every episode and are gay as fuck and please get those androids out of their tubes.

>>6807390
Why are you avoiding her

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>>6807426
She's way out of my league and entertaining crushes always ends up throwing off whatever I'm focusing on at the time. Also, I don't want her to think I have a crush on her, that's awful and awkward.

And I'm going through shit right now and it's not a good time to make a new Straight Friend. or any friends.

>>6807222
>her penis
>penis
>HER

Seriously.

>>6807895
kys faggot

>>6807472
Then be polite but show disinterest. Like that obviously rude disinterest with one word responses. Because you can't handle being normal for 20 minutes and just being friendly.

>>6807959
What's your problem? Triggered mentally ill?

How do I stop being so horny all the time?

>>6808156
Get married. Soon you'll have no sex drive at all.

>>6807959
So tolerant and progressive of you.

non les here how do you feel about bi girls and other non lesbians stealing your memes

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>>6808322
Meme appropriation, those shitlords should be ashamed of themselves tbqh.

>>6808322
I just want non-lesbian women to stop co-opting our haircuts and mixed-gender styles please because then I think they're lesbians and it's just a cycle of disappointment.

We don't even get to self-righteously rage about cultural appropriation like other groups do because you'll just be confronted by wannabe-progressive deluded straighties going "uh, style doesn't have A-NY-THING to do with your sexuality"

>>6800797
I'll be your internet gf

I don't have anyone to go to anime cons with

>>6808433
Tell creepy ass feminists who're trying to groom chicks and hollywood and famous lesbians who're trying to hid their snatch lust in plain site to stop pushing it on the het chicks then.

>>6804193
Massage her erogenous zones and see if she asks for another massage after.

>>6808506
>hollywood and famous lesbians who're trying to hid their snatch lust in plain site

what

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I am going into teaching elementary school. I'm somewhat afraid of coming out. Should I be more afraid? Should I change my major?

Bonus question: what is your major?

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>mfw adorable colonials
Oh Nazi~

>>6808972
I wouldn't come out if I were you, but I think that's considered bad advice.

>>6808972
I'd only bother coming out if other staff talk about their relationships a lot, if someone directly asks you about your personal life, if gay issues come up somehow, or if a coworker dude hits on you.

Positive thing is, elementary teachers tend ime to be both younger and fairly progressive. As long as you aren't in a red state or anything.

>>6803726
haha please do, i love listening to people talk about what they're passionate about

damn those are some subtle lines. do they catch in the light at all? how many guitars/basses do you have?

How to git gud at eating out grills? What are /lesgen/'s top secret tips?

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>>6809194
They do catch in the light, but it's all about angles. For example, if there is no light shining directly on it, it looks like dark blue, and if the light is too intense, it looks like a shiny blue, like the one on cars. For example, pic related is how it looks under an artificial light. The other guitar is not mine.

Besides those two, I have a Squier Bullet Strat which was my first guitar. It's a Stratocaster replica, Mum bought it for me because it was cheap, but I still play it from time to time. What I like about it is that I can use it as an acoustic guitar, the wooden body is bigger and dryer than on most guitars so you can hear what you play even when it's unplugged.

>>6809315
How do you get better at anything? Practice. Practice makes perfect.
Go slow in circles, tease, nip her thighs, when she's almost there, suck on her clit.

>>6809315
>>6809688
She can practice on me. Although I still have lingering self-consciousness over not being innie, and I think my clit is small.

>>6809722
Pls be in London

>>6808972
Depends how you come out. If you have a gf/wife and they ask about your relationship, just tell them a truth, pain and obvious. State is a boring fact like "I have a gf" and be done with it. Unless you teach in a religious school or conservative state you'll be fine.

>be me
>age 19
>tfw no gf
>desperate
>hook up with 25 y.o qt
>fell in love
>"anon, I have a gf"
>heartbroken

>be me now, age 25
>have a gf
>still keep a younger lover because why not
>wake up one night
>realize I've become like the girl who broke my heart
>oh well

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>>6810253
What the fuck is wrong with you?! Spiteful much?

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I have a hug crush on my tutor at the university, but I'm so shy and bad at expressing myself, especially at the loud crowds where I occasionally see her ;_; I'd be forever happy if I could somehow get to know her better. Even a little bit.. the orientation is over soon and I think I'll lost my faint, almost noexistent chances.

>>6810919
So?
>>6810948
Bang her against the wall

>>6810253
Tell us your story

>>6811106
Nothing to tell, really.

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>decide to ask cute girl who works at a store I frequent for her number
>before I do, she offers it herself
>text her, try to make plans to get together
>she responds once then falls off the face of the earth
>see her a few weeks later
>"sorry anon, been super busy etc etc"
>"that's cool, text me when you're free. My schedule is flexible"
>more weeks go by, no word
>visit store one day, she waves to me excitedly
>"OMG, anon! I'm so glad to see you, my phone got destroyed and I lost your number!"
>give it again
>she texts first this time
>set up date for today
>"I have a work thing in the morning but I'll be free otherwise that day! Not sure when, I'll let you know!"
>quarter past 2 PM, already put on makeup and shit, still no word
>text her, no response

I can't even be mad, really, because this is pretty much exactly what I was expecting to get from pursuing an early-twenties bi girl.

>>6811291
Dating gets better in late twenties. At that point bi people have accepted their fate as breeders and lesbians are looking more permanent arrangements.

>>6811301
The sad part is, I AM a late-twenties lesbian... I decided to chance it with this girl despite my misgivings about her age/sexuality because it's been 4ish years since my last relationship. We have so much in common and she's so very cute.

That'll teach me not to listen to gay instincts. For as much as bi girls love to whine about unjustified biphobia, every single sexual/romantic interaction I've ever had with them has only served to reinforce the shitty stereotypes.

>>6811331
idk maybe just trust that it was a bunch of weird coincidences though ive dealt with being interested in a girl and then them falling off the face of the earth

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>>6811368
Was trying to, but she finally just texted me that her phone died halfway through her work thing. I replied neutrally and we had a short convo, during which she didn't mention our plans at all. So, nah, unfortunately she's just a wishy-washy mixed-messaging fuck.

>>6809722
>self-consciousness over not being innie

WTF, I thought that was only something straight girls and guys cared about?

Do you also worry about if your feet are cute enough?

>>6811731
>wishy-washy mixed-messaging fuck

Just be glad things didn't go better at first, because then you'd be doomed to find out she was cheating on you with Chad the whole time.

>>6811738
I am aware I have ugly feet, but feet mean nothing to me. I'm just a scared virgin like what if she thinks my vag is ugly ;_;

>>6811752

Nigga my tongue doesnt have eyes, does it.

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>tfw broke up with gf
>tfw devastated
>tfw only non-mutual friend hates her so he won't be sympathetic to my pain at all
>tfw all alone with nobody to talk to

today is my friend's birthday and my friends want to hang out tonight, but I honestly don't feel like going. The main reason being that I've been feeling very depressed lately, but they don't know that.
Am I a terrible friend if I don't go? Is it acceptable for me to say no if I just say I don't feel like it or was busy working on something?

>>6804735
you find some batshit crazy people there, stumbled upon a "I legit hate men" thread today, for example. Only really go there for the korean entertainment gossip.

>>6811791
I'd suggest at least explain clearly that you aren't in a very good place at the moment, but suggest that the two of you make alternative plans for some other time when you feel more up to it as a guarantee that you aren't just a dick.

If this person is actually a *friend* then they will understand.

>>6811752
49% prefer innies, 49% prefer outties, and 2% let themselves be programmed by straight sensibilities to actively hate how vaginas look.

It is literally not a problem whether you're innie or outtie. Some have preferences, but nobody who isn't a rare moron is going to recoil simply because you don't fit their preference, so long as you are hygienic and not noticeably disfigured.

>>6811752
>>6811960
Also, feet literally don't matter to anyone except straight males. That was the point. It's nothing to actually worry about.

As for big honking vag flaps- more to play with, IMO.

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>>6811782
We're here for you, bby.

What in the hell is an innie vs. outie vagina?

>>6808972

That sounds like the right level of anxiety to feel.

I majored in communications. I kinda wanted to be a teacher too but now I don't think I can stand going back to school ;_;

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>>6812040
i-itll get b-better r-right?

>>6812367
>innie
where they have a little amount of labia

>outie
they have more labia

>>6811782
>>6812456

What happened? Who dumped who?

Who here prefers larger than average clits? I'm not talking tranny clits (dick) either!

>>6812623
I do, I kinda have a kink for rubbing my clit against a partners

>>6811331
You wanna ldr with me?

I bought a menstrual cup a week ago and I finally get to use it today, and it hurts a lot when I take it out. It'll get better right?

>>6812863
It still bothers me when I take it out, but just gotta make it easier by pinching it.

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>>6812820
Ask me again in 7 years when I'm still alone and cursing the shallow-assed lesbian dating pool. My last LDR burned me, but I'm sure I'll be desperate enough to give it another shot by then.

Hello fellow lesbos. And how have you all been today?

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>>6812819
Saaaame.
Picrelated look cute but they aren't as much fun to play with.

>>6813424
i just saw sausage party and i want to die

>>6813558
I want to kiss, touch, and fuck girls, but I can't right now. Fuck small towns.

>>6813572
that sucks. i live in a relatively big city but i can't fuck girls either because i'm in the closet..

>>6813631
I'm in an ok sized city but I can't do it because girls don't like me. ;_;

>>6813558
I'm torn because that movie looks horrible, but the reviews are decent.

I don't think "one ticket to Sausage Party please" is a sentence I will ever speak out loud.

>>6813664
you can download a torrent, that's what i did
there's a scene with one of the female characters eating out another female character so there's always that

>>6813558
I just saw suicide squad. I liked it.
I went out with a girl. I'm supposed to be all over her. But i can't bring myself to kiss her. She's so young. And im so old. I'm just a dyke doomed to have younger girls interested in me. Why can't i find a hot little number in her early thirtys? I'm in my early thirtys and i manage to look cute. I'm just a stud that would like to date a girl equally as cute as me but in the femme side...

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>>6813552
My pussy looks exactly like that.
For the longest I thought every girl's pussy looked like that.

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>>6813704
>tfw not into younger girls but older girls are also only into their age or older

>tfw you can only date 2% of the population even without these preferences

Gay life is purgatory.

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>>6813681
>Animated food having sex

>>6813726
>not replacing them with people in your head

>>6813733
>not just watching some kind of actual porn

>>6813724
Lel. Don't be silly. I can usually get whomever i want. Only been turned down once boo boo. I don't give a shit what you call yourself if you're a girl, you're my type.
Lel. I like how girls try to pretend they are str8 around me. But when we're alone All of a sudden she wants the v...

>>6813723

What's it like having a tiny hidden clit.

Having a big clit is hell. Especially if you masturbate a lot and it gets sensitive. No wonder guys are always horny they have a huge erogenous zone rubbing against everything.

>>6813739
i wanted to see what all the fuss was about

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>tfw been a butch my entire life
>put make up on for the first time and realize i could actually be good looking if i tried

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>>6812613
I dumped her. Had to be done, there was nothing else to do.

>>6813965
are you butch because of low self-confidence. gay pinging, or just because it was the way you wanted to be?

>>6813996
it's a combination of low confidence and not wanting to end up like all the ugly women i know who put on make up to try to hide their ugliness but it doesn't really work and they just look like clowns

>>6813996
I don't know about her but I'm butch because I'm a fat disgusting piece of shit anyway and I'm physically incapable of looking good no matter what I do so instead of putting effort into my appearance I completely give up and do the easiest possible ugly thing and try to convince myself it doesn't matter but it doesn't really work.

I want to die.

>>6814055
start lifting weights anon, it'll help with the self-confidence and make you more attractive.

>>6814055

Tbh I like butches because of how they seem less superficial and more confident in who they are, i.e not caring about what society wants them to look like.

>>6814086
I do lift weights.

>>6814101
Well I'm definitely not superficial.

>>6814124

Butches should get dates more easily because they're more visible so femmes can hit on them. But if you have really low confidence and project that, it's a turn off.

People also expect butches to be dominant in bed, so you should femme up if you can't match that.

Honestly, the only reason I'm not more tomboy myself is because I don't want to be hit on by submissive femmes.

>>6814124
Are you actually fat? or do you just say that because you're like chubby?

Start eating properly, you'll be looking better in no time

>>6814179
I'm dommy in bed so that's fine.

>>6814190
I'm actually fat. I am eating better but it takes a long time to lose fat.

i will be losing my virginy and have sex for the very first time. what type kind of music should i play for the girl? i want it to be specal

>>6814259
Make it special by being good, smelling good, feeling good. Music is cheesy imo. Candles are cool tho.

>>6814259

gangster rap to build your confidence

>>6813552
>>6813723
Holy shit, I wish mine looked like that. It's so cute and compact.

>>6813704
post pics you sound hot as hell

>>6813740
Bet you aren't into butches like every other "all inclusive" lesbo out there :/

>>6814259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kas6akz1jWU

But besides that, how old are you? How old is she? And how much for a live stream?

>>Went to dentist
>>Dental assistant lady seems cool
>>We chat while the dentist guy is getting ready
>>Get the feeling she's hitting on me
>>Can see she's nervous rambling and blushing a little
>>Talk about age, mention I'm in my early 20s, she's early 30s.
>>Catch her checking me out in the corner of my eye as I look out the window
>>Wait a little, it's been more then half a minute, she's still staring at me
>>Turn head and she pretends to turn away
>>Start talking again
>>She mentions she has kids
>>Wait-- I was seriously getting the vibe she was checking me out
>>Get my mouth probed
>>Dentist turns away and tells me to rinse
>>I spit and sit up
>>SHE LEANS OVER AND WIPES MY MOUTH WITH MY BIB INSTANTLY
>>Both look at each other wide-eyed
>>She gives me a "Oh god I can't believe I just did that" Look.
>>I smirk and chuckle "Thanks."
>>Her face flashes red and she 180s in her chair. "N-no problem."

>>Talk to older brother after
>>"I kind of got the feeling she was hitting on me."
>>"She probably was, considering she's a lesbian."
>>"Haha really? She said she had kids so that threw me off."
>>"I think she's married as well, not sure."

I have to go back soon. Maybe I'll tease her a little everytime I visit.

>>6814683

Tell her you want her in your mouth.


With her dentistry tools, obviously.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11106136/

>>6813724
A Pikachu of appropriate level could comfortably one-shot a Tentacruel.

>>6814786

Pol what is even the point of this.

>>6813742
What's it like? I don't know, I mean it's just small. It's just a clit, so it's still very sensitive.
Again, for the longest time I was under the impression that every pussy looked like that. The porn I would watch, all the girls had the same looking vaginas. So, when I got my first gf at the age of 16, I assumed that hers would look the same. It didn't. She had an outie. It was really hot.

>>6814683

Lesbians can have kids, y'know.
Lesbian couples adopt or do the turkey baster thing. Also one of my relatives is a lesbian around that age but she had a kid with a guy when she was like 19.

Though if she's married to a man it would explain her blue clit/extreme horniness. How would your bro know she's a lesbian though?

p.s was she qt

>>6814737
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11106136/

I might read lus.cio.us or hentaibox once or twice a month. That's about it. My imagination is almost always better than porn other people make.

>>6814179
>I don't want to be hit on by submissive femmes.
But imagine this: Getting hit on by a dominant femme, the ultimate master race lesbian.

>>6815163

>tfw sub butch dating dominant femme
It's the best life ever.

>>6815197
>As a straight cis male who is often mistaken for a Chad I will never Eiffel tower a cute sub butch with her hot domme femme girlfriend
>I'll never fuck her unusually tight pussy with my massive uncut cock while her head is shoved into her beautiful girlfriends snatch
>We'll never run a train on her all night then snuggle and order pizza

I don't even know why I'm still alive right now.

I'm going to try thc pills for the first time, any tips? Should I listen to music during it? The only other drug I've done before is benadryl, and I had a bad high on it, so I'm hoping this will be a much better haha

>>6807073
Lewis and Clark college. Lesbians... Everywhere

>>6807073
University of Washington here!

>>6814683
>be me
>dental student
>5/5 job
>old hag as dental assistant so rough jokes
>qt femme comes in
>complains about broken tooth
>no biggie, let me fix it
>she places hand on my thighs and squeezes
>Let her do it because she's a qt
>after the operation she hugs me
>job well done

Is it normal to still be confused about your orientation in your early 20's or does that just make me biscum?

>>6815731
BISLUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6814055
are you me

>>6814101

Im butch and try to be this, for sure.
Doesnt always quite work out, but I'm getting there.

>>6815376
Are you retarded?

>>6815585
Lel I should apply

>>6815731
That's not really normal. The way I see it, if you're confused still past age 21 in 2016, you're almost definitely bislut. They have preferences that shift and shit so young bisluts don't even understand their own sexuality half the time.

10% chance that you're a virgin who doesn't have enough social contact to understand what you even would actually enjoy sexually. Well...you're on here, so maybe 20%.

>>6815197
>tfw dominant femme dating dominant femme

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>>6816510
Is sex just a feral struggle to make the other submit, winner take all?

>>6816528
It can be. We often switch positions during lewds to try and get into the dominant one again; Sometimes the other's fine with that, sometimes we gotta bend them to our will a bit.
My girlfriend also has a pretty high sex drive, so she's quick to start things, putting her into the dominant role during the beginning.

>>6816510

Oh gosh. The dream.

>>6816625
That's kinda super hot. I'm sub/switch so it's probably not something I'll experience, but I'm jealous, anon. Enjoy getting fucked!

>tfw no gf

>>6816634
You too can score the qt of your dreams, Anon.

>>6816667
The same could work out with two switches, I believe.

>Enjoy getting fucked!
Th-Thanks. She was super hot during our last date but unfortunately had to go home early, so she's gonna experience all of my pent-up sexual frustration when she comes over tomorrow.

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You guys have any lesbian movie recommendations?
Some of my favorites are Mulholland drive, Kyss mig and Carol

>>6816953
All about Q. Is pretty good.

>>6814212
>I am eating better but it takes a long time to lose fat.

Do cardio regularly, too. It takes more than just lower caloric intake to lose body fat the right way.

Walk a couple miles every other day, and slowly amp it up.

Don't focus on the results you want to see, focus on the exercise and dietary habits you want to form and keep.

Before you know it, you'll have the results you wanted in the first place, without stressing about them or your mind playing tricks on you to give up too early because fast results didn't happen.

>>6814259

I lost my virgnity to a girl in high school to the tune of Aphex Twin.

My mom walked in on us and thought we were "just wrestling" lul

I didn't play the music for atmosphere, but to cover up the slurping sounds... Wish we'd had somewhere else to go. Oh well.

>>6816953
Loving Annabelle

>>6816528
Could be. Depends on what you mean by "submit".

I can submit my gf by staying between her legs for an hour until she's a writhing mass of flesh and completely sexually exhausted. Or I can submit her by riding her face until I've orgasmed 10 times.

How do I into relaxing when having sex with a qt?
I'm not all that responsive and I think I might be more if I reach a deeper level of relaxation, and I also believe that it would be more pleasurable for the qt that way.

>>6817197
Sometimes my girlfriend is tense so I like to start with a nice massage. Not a rushed one. Maybe 30-45 minutes of non-sexual touching (maybe close touching to keep interest going). Then move on to a sexual massage.

>tfw divided
I'd like to learn Portuguese because it sounds so beautiful, but Spanish is way more useful. What do /lesgen?

>>6815090
My bro's known her and her family for a long time. He went to school with her. But they're not super close. He says she's nice. She knew exactly who I was and asked how my family was doing.
He said he thought she was married to a women-- not sure if was or is or isn't married. But that she's definitely a lesbian and that she's super chill and nice.
He laughed when I told him about it because he said she's normally quiet and shy.
She was cute, but I don't really like short hair.
He said maybe her sex life isn't going that well and that I should get some cavities and go back and fuck her in the back room or something.

>>6815663
I love the dentist. I HATE doctors at the hospitals near me though. I have horrible luck with them. But 10/10 wouldn't mind dating a dentist or doctor/surgeon or something.

>>6817400
You should mind dating someone in the medical field. Doctors have painfully high suicide numbers and depression is extremely common in those professions. Not to mention that the job is extremely stressful and even the nice sounding parts - paediactrics - are hells on Earth because you'll see children who suffer. Not to mention that the usual patients is a fat fuck who wants to sue your sorry ass. So quite a many physicians are very jaded.

Also the pay isn't that good at the end of the day because before making the big bucks, you'll have to survive the residency and crushing debt. Hours are extremely long and antisocial, so good luck with the relationship.

So if you absolutely want to date a person who has given her life into medicine and helping others by all means. Just remember that medicine is an art as well as a science. It's not a job, it's a purpose and you'll always be a doctor.

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>>6815663
>be me
>pathology student
>10/10 job outlook and pay
>youngest person in that hospital's pathology department
>surrounded by med lab techs all in their 30+
>rarely see qts because stuck in the lab all day
>never get a qt to place her hand on my legs and squeezes them
>never get a qt to hug me after I tell her I found malignant cells in her blood work
>I might have picked the wrong career

>>6817456
Come to Sweden and I'll ask you to marry me.

>>6817447
No, anon! Don't tell her that.
We in the medical field make excellent lovers and we are all perfectly sane, even if we only get an average of 4 hrs of sleep a night.

>>6817495
Nah. You come to Texas and I'll ask you to marry me.

>>6817219
Well, my current qt and me do touch each other a lot, even if it doesn't end in full-blown massages. It's nice of course and does help a bit, though not as much as I'd like it to.

>>6817502
>excellent lovers
This is true. Med school was perfect place to meet qt's and have fwb relationships
>perfectly sane
Bullshit, just wanting to get into medicine equals all sorts of mental health issues.
>4 hours of sleep
You in some rich and posh hospital with sufficient amount of staff? Where I come from that amount of sleep is in the same category with unicorns
>>6817519
>Texas
I might

Post porn of straight qts being converted to lesbianism against their will

>>6817447

DA but you just made me want to date one more.
I want to be a ray of sunshine in a med qt's life to make her not want to kill herself. Have a warm meal waiting for her at home, massages in a bubble bath, and fulfill her every sexual fantasy until she has to go back to work.

>>6817447
>>6817502
>>6817569
I want to go into the medical field, so this'll be fun. I'll be the cynical depressed lesbian doctor my western image sequences always wanted me to be.

>>6817447
I'll just be open to fucking doctors and nurses and only date and be serious with a dentist instead then. Thanks for clearing that up for me anon.

>>6817644
Plz don't. Just don't argue about little things after I've worked antisocial hours and we'll be fine. Frankly I just want to eat, take a shower and go to eat. Sometimes some carnial pleasures.
>>6817649
Welcome to the club then. Enjoy working with obese male patients who take full advantage of the fact that you have to help them.
>>6817708
Your best bet is nurse/dental/medical school. Students study hard and party hard
>tfw I had 7 girls during med school.

>>6817569
>You in some rich and posh hospital with sufficient amount of staff? Where I come from that amount of sleep is in the same category with unicorns

There is enough staff, but we can always use more. I'm at a level I trauma hospital in the medical center here in Texas. Plus, I'm in pathology; not as hectic as being in the ER or some shit.

>I might
You should. Texas medical center is the largest medical center in the world. Jobs are plentiful.

>>6817729
ER is love, ER is life. You haven't truly known medicine until ER has crushed you under its weight and build you again.
>Texas medical center
If the deal includes a residency and qt wife then I'll start packing.

I just ruined my life

>posted last week about hot friend who was sleeping over whom I wanted to fugg
>too cowardly to attack her, plus she has a bf
>started waiting till she fell asleep and schlicking a few inches on top of her face
>hottest thing I've ever done
>yesterday, going at it as usual
>lose balance
>fall on her face
>she wakes up
>goes mental
>locks herself in the bathroom and calls her bf
>won't respond my messages

Welp

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>>6817754
Holy shit /lesgen/

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>>6817754
did you think to maybe not masturbate over your friend's face

>>6817754
HAHAAHAHAHA

you realize you just sexually assaulted someone right?

>>6817775
>>6817780
How was it any difference from masturbating anywhere else? I didn't even touch her, plus what a fucking rush. Most that happened was that sometimes a little bit would drip on her face but she wouldn't even notice

I'm really fucking anxious right now

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>>6817803
>how was it different from masturbating anywhere else
well i mean it was on top of an unwilling participant's face, so there's definitely that distinction. the distinction that makes it assault.

>>6817729
>>Tfw I'd imagine a med gf would have to be like this with me:

>>"Honey, I have a cut on my hand, do we have bandaids?."
>>"Huh? Be right there--- coming let me see it-- HOLY FUCK ANON ARE YOU OKAY?!"
>>"Yeah, it's just a small cu--"
>>"YOU NEED STITCHES! NOW!"
>>"Can I eat first?"
>>"YOUR BLOODS SOAKING THROUGH THE TOWEL HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LOST!?"
>>"Just a little..I-is this bad?"
>>"L-lets just get you to the ER okay?"
>>"...Can we have sex after?"
>>"I-is that all you think about?"
>>"So.. That's a.....no..?"
>>"O-only if you're a good patient."

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>>6817748
>If the deal includes a residency and qt wife then I'll start packing.
I'll be waiting for you at the airport, bby.

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>>6817803
Jesus fucking christ. People like you are why girls hate lesbians. What the fuck.

That's so fucking creepy and disgusting, I hope this is bait.

YOU SHOULD BE ANXIOUS. You need to deal with the consequences of your shitty actions now.

>>6817803
You're probably going to go to jail.

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>>6817803
>a little bit would drip on her face

God I hate you guys

>>6817810
it would more like be like this.
>"Anon, I have a cut on my hand..."
>"So?"
>>6817811
Maybe I should.
>tfw soon I have a good reason to visit the pathology department

>>6817754
>>6817803
Maybe I should stroke my cock over your face and let it drip a little? No big deal, right?

>>6817754
>tfw no creepy friend to masturbate over me and fall on my face vag-first

y live.

>>6817834
>>6817803

yeah really how would you feel if a giant hairy man was fingering his poopy, slimy butthole over your face every night and every now and again some cum and feces would drip onto your face.

and then one night he fucking sits his disgusting slimy balls down on your face and crushes you. AND THEN YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT.

>>6817834
Man, if you posted this on any other 4chan forum 100% of guys would be rooting you on and saying post pics.

But straight men get excuses and #notallmen and lesbians get the stereotypes.

>>6817854
literally what? the original gross somnophilia rape post is way worse than a joke.

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>>6817754
>goes mental

You're the mental one for fucking assaulting your friend. LET HER OUT OF YOUR BATHROOM YOU MONG.

>mfw people believe everything

>>6817937
Let people have their fun.

>>6817842
Girls are not groce tho.

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>>6817937
>>6817854
>mfw damage control.
>mfw you didn't even post a reaction pic.

Alright /lesgen/.

So you're awakened in the middle of the night by the force of a wet, beaten pussy slamming into your mouth furiously. What's your reaction?

>>6817963
they are to straight girls, I'm trying to use a comparison. Samefagging pretty hard.

>>6817981
I'd go back to sleep. Nothing new here.

>>6817983
Are you saying I'm samefagging? I just got here, dingus. And it's just a stupid story. Besides, I'm sure a straight girl would prefer a woman over a male because it's not about attraction here its just a which is tolerable.

>>6817981
Probably wouldn't be acceptable to me since rapey girls freak me out and I'm timid when it comes to sexual things.

I might attempt to push her away, turn on the lights, distance myself etc, then sit her down and have a reasonable discussion about her motivations. If i deem her to be a good person, I'd just let her leave. if she was not, like in the described post, I would shank a bitch.

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>>6817981
If she's hot I'd just keep eating her out tbqh

>>6818019
What if she's plain?

Not ugly, not hot, just unremarkable, but super turned on and into you.

>>6818042
no

>>6818052
W-what if she's in love with you?

>>6818052
thx for answering for me anon
>>6818042
Maybe. as long as she isn't an ugly creep I guess I wouldn't mind

How young is too young to have lesbian sex, assuming you're confident you know what you're getting into, emotionally and physically, and assuming the most understanding, patient, and ideal partner?

>>6818225
probably like, 17

>>6818251
That's your opinion, not just your local legal age of consent cutoff?

17 is too young? Why?

>>6804193
holy shit im so happy, i followed this anons advice >>6808543

>teased it but didnt go for it
>got very close though, she didnt say nothing
>in the end just gave her a normal massage

annnd she just messaged me saying she'd totally be down for another one

does she want the clit or am i delusional?

>>6818265
well the minimum age of consent in my state is 12, but that's definitely way too young
taking everything you said into account i think 17 is an ok age to have sex if you know what you're getting into

>>6818290
>i think 17 is an ok age to have sex
Okay, but why?

So uh, had some violently good sex yesterday evening.
I've got more hickeys than I have normal skin, currently.

More importantly though uh... my right nipple has gone like... dry? like, the skin is dry and cracked and kinda sore. This has never happened and Ive vaguely worried.

>>6818324
because if you're responsible enough, having sex one year before becoming a legal adult isn't that big of a deal imo

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>>6818338
moisturize it

>>6818287

Could be both, just do the same as last time and she'll let you know

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>>6818338
the dream

>>6818354

Yeah, im gonna like hell.
Just kinda a new problem ive never faced before.

i dotn really get dry skin ever


>>6818428
That part's pretty fabulous, yeah

>>6818338
I once fucked my ex. Long story shorts, it was violent hate sex and I ended up with a black eye. Best sex ever desu.

>>6818442

How tf did you end up with a black eye?

>>6818568
She hit me.

>>6818612
Kek
>tfw no ex gf to beat the shit out of me and then rape me
Man.

>>6816400
Kek I am a virgin yeah. I've never even had a bf or gf which is why I'm still pretty confused on my orientation. Oh well, it's not that big of a deal anyway
I can't really find men attractive sexually unless I like their personality but with women I like them sexually as soon as I see them
Even so my brain can't into penis in vagina sex, I pretty much only think of receiving oral

>>6818636
Wasn't a rape. It was consensual but somewhat violent.

>>6818654
Doesn't change what I want.

>>6818847
Come to me and we'll rape play. I'll beat you, make you lick me and rape you with a strap on.
>not horny

>>6817754
What the fuck. Can you not sexually assault people Jesus Christ

>>6818866
>strap on
No thanks.

>>6818646
Nobody cares.

I just watched Jennys Wedding. As much as I like lesbian movies with happy endings, this film left me empty.

There was zero chemistry between the lesbian couple and the film was more about SJW-preaching than to show actual strougle against prejudices. Even then the homophobia was more about old people gossiping. It was a step in the right direction because femme couples are the best thing in existence. But so much wasted potential.

>>6817981
It's exactly how I pictured my death.

>>6818961
Watch the handmaiden with us.

>>6818970
It better be good or I'll sell you to a frat guy.

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>>6818970
>with us
elaborate pls

>>6818983
You're too cruel. But
>implying I couldn't kick a frat guy's ass

>>6818987
I'm always cruel and unforgiving. But if it turns out to be good I'll greatly reward you.

>>6818992
[sweats in kimchi]

>>6818985
If I can get dis bitch to stream it, there will be a group watching.

>>6819011
I'll make live with you and allow you to wear my used panties

>>6819044
Love*

>>6819044
Can't I just wear my own panties?

>>6819085
If they're cute

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I've been have very frequent, I'm not sure if they're full blown panic attacks, but just horrible burning and multiple terrible sensations in my head all going off at once. I've been very stressed lately, but how do I make the feeling less intense until I'm able to fix everything? Sudoku?

>tfw no gf to cuddle me, brushing her fingers through my hair, all while telling me how much she loves me

>Chatting with qt on Her
>Chatting daily for a week and a bit
>Suddenly stop sending messages
>Ghosted

I keep trying to forget about her but every time I get a notification I automatically hope it's her. Itt makes me feel like I said something wrong, but as far as I can tell I didn't. Why do they always do this lesgen? Please h-hold me

>>6819224
I know that feel, anon. Some girls ghost for absolutely no reason at all, so don't take it personally. She could have been afraid of commitment, or had already gone on dates with someone else on the app. It's a shitty thing for her to do to you, but that's how online dating goes sometimes I guess

Just keep swiping right on qt's profiles and the pain will go away...e-eventually

So is being a "gold star lesbian" a thing?

>>6819260
God I just wish they'd give a reason y'know? Or at least straight up say I don't think this'll work out even as friends.

Suppose I will have to keep on swiping right, either that or just drink till I forget everything and give up on trying to find a qt

>>6819276
It is. Lesbian purity counts and male dick corrupts

Manga/Anime readers, what do you think of this?

http://www.mangago.me/read-manga/the_private_report_on_my_lesbian_experience_with_loneliness_kabi_nagata/nbt/99b5b9c052b6632e/Ch1/

Strikes a hell of a lot of chords with me, so I'm keeping an eye on it as it gets translated.

>>6819276
It's the only way to live, and you know that.

>>6819089
What's your preference? I like women's boxer shorts.

>>6819276
A true lesbian has never fucked a guy

>>6819284
I agree completely, It annoys me when people will ignore/act passive aggressive toward me without ever letting me know what I did wrong. Telling me flat out why they don't want to continue talking to me is much better than the ghosting guessing game. Do you think the reason she may have ghosted you was because you didn't set up a date fast enough? That's another major reason I know of that girls ghost

Alcohol only suppresses the pain of no gf, have you tried downloading more than one dating app at a time to increase your chance of finding a qt? At least that's what I plan on doing once I get some better pictures of myself haha and hey, don't give up yet. I know I'm just some stranger on a Mongolian anime knitting forum, but real talk mane, don't let the experience with that girl on her crush you. A lot of girls are going to be flighty and bitchy, but the more you sort through those kind of girls the faster you'll meet your dream gf. I'm a kv, so maybe I'm not the best person to give you relationship advice, but I'm familiar the angry and unwanted feelings tfw no gf brings. One day we will both have cute gfs!*

*results may vary

>>6819326
Something that suits the body type. Though thongs are boring

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>>6819325
Weebs are trash!

>>6819441
Protip:
Live your life without trying to find a gf and soon you find yourself in a relationship with a qt.

>>6819554
Not true, friend. I very much live my life about that shit and haven't had sex in a year and 29 days.
When you do shit that you like by yourself, qt's don't talk to you, I generally find. At least with me.

>>6819563
Not true, love. I found my gf from a golf course and we started dating soon afterwards.

>>6819441

It could've been the date thing yeah, but I'm not entirely sure because I feel like at times she was content with being friends, but hey I guess I was wrong.

I'm not one to put myself out there, so me getting on one is a bit if a big step for me, but I'll definitely keep trying to do more. Thanks for the advice senpai

>>6819503
Sorry.

>>6819568
I hope so. I feel like I'm a bit too good of company for myself. If I'm not doing something with my male friends (And we look fucking lame, probably), I'm really happy to be by myself.
Sometimes I just go to the city by myself and walk around with headphones for a couple hours.
See a lot of cool people, but I don't interact much but with weirdo/friendly strangers.

Pet a lot of dogs, but I'd some heavy petting with a qt

>>6819587
You need to get laid soon

>>6819589
It's as if it could fucking kill me. I know.
I thought I had an in too, but thus far it's turned out to be fruitless.

>>6818970
safety lights are for dudes

>>6817381
portuguese because spanish isn't a language

>>6817981
>>6817754

D E S T I N Y H A S B R O U G H T Y O U T O G E T H E R

Me and my roommate have been fucking for same time and now she confessed her feelings. I just wanted you NEET's to know that I have a girlfriend

>>6819725
not a NEET but good for you nonny

>>6819129
Idk man, I used to have panic attacks from social anxiety and the only thing that helped was to slowly learn not to care as much.

In the short term, you can masturbate to an imaginary fit qt that makes you feel protected. Or get a little drunk.

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>tfw sick as a dog with no qt to bring soup or blankets or cuddles

i live alone and even my cat won't cuddle up next to me because of the heat

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>>6819725
>shoving your gf in the face of tfwnogfs

You know nothing is more cruel, anon, and I'm goddamn triggered right now.

>>6820084
I just wanted to enjoy your suffering but now I feel bad ):

>>6816953
D.E.B.S.
Best one

>>6820279
Cute but shitty

>>6820031
Iktf. Just talk to friends and snuggle pillows instead.

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>>6817754
Anon... I was one of the people who replied to your original post, the one that commented the story about when I lost control next to my hot straight friend who I slept over with, and how she got angry at me and now has us sleep in different beds when we visit each-others houses. I told you that to deter you from doing something like that to her, not encourage you hahahahaha

>>6818646
>I can't really find men attractive sexually unless I like their personality

Tumblr calls that demisexual.

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You're all too serious. Take this qt :3

>>6820231

You should. You should also give me your gf in penance.

Muncher who ruined her life her, I finally got my friend to talk to me, she just asked

>Why would you do that?

What do I reply? Is there anything I can say that would maybe turn her on?

>>6821354
And now we know it's trolling.

>>6821354
Still role playing, dude?

>>6820715
What does lktf even mean?

>>6821548

It means lurk more.

help me lesgen I'm a useless piece of shit who can't make a simple phone call and get a therapist

I want to sort this out but I can't do it
more to the point I promise myself every night that tomorrow I'm going to make the call and get somewhere,and every day I wake up and procrastinate until their phone lines are closed and it's too late
but it's okay

because I'll phone them tomorrow, right?

Goddamnit.

When I'm on a heavy period I feel really soft and feminine and want to do nothing all day but cuddle and serve a qt in bed and in life but

>tfwnogf

Also, why do I feel so much nicer and more femme when it's that time of the month. Does your period change you, lesgen? I don't have actual friends to talk about this stuff with.

>>6821741
During period I cuddle and snuggle with my gf. Best way to cope with it.

>>6821700

Are you me?
I'm not really sure what to do either. It isn't even really fear or anything, it's just too much trouble.

I guess I'll try to set a specific time and say "I'll definitely call today between 2pm and 2:35" so it's a decided thing instead of "I guess I should...sometime today or tomorrow..." and then I forget or put it off.

>>6821771

that's exactly it
I have some anxiety about it but mostly it's just that it's too much trouble and I have literally no drive for anything at all

it's like being a depressed teenager again bi worse because I'm beating myself up because I 'should know better' at this point

I need help but it's too much fucking effort for me to get it
I can't even fucking ask for it

and I don't even know why
I'll promise myself the same thing and I'll swear blind I'll phone then tomorrow but I know il just avoid it until it's too late, again

>>6821348
You don't deserve a gf but take my ex.

>>6821548
It means I know that feel

>>6821741
>>6821752
Look at you two with your comfy pedriods. Before and during is physical pain, despair, self loathing and pity, emptiness and emotional disconnect from everything.

Luckily those don't tend to last for any more than 4 days or so in total, even if the period itself goes on for around double that time.

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>have a dream where I invite a super neckbeardy male friend of mine to come visit me & stay at my place
>he's morbidly obese (true) and completely in love with me in a total fedora way (true, we're not friends anymore IRL)
>he keeps trying to touch me and staring soulfully at the back of my head etc
>trying to go back home after a movie we get lost and got on this enormous spiraly concrete slide that lands us somewhere in the bad part of town
>I'm trying to escape the neckbeard slime at this point and planning to kick him out of my place so I'm basically running away from him in crackbaby central
>want to call my ex-gf to come save me but he has my phone
>fleeing sweaty, obese, neckbeard love in crackbaby central while trying to figure out where the hell I am
>wake up
JFC, guys, that was actually a super-upsetting nightmare. Why is /r9k/ invading my dreams like this?

>>6822379

>finish watchig Jessica Jones
>have nightmare about being hunted by the weird guy who fell in love with me a few years back and 'devoted his life to me' and similarly weird shit
>wake up as he's advancing on me with a knife

Honestly ill take your r9k dreams please