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old >>6794584
lani is strong
>>6796032
I have a bunny.
>>6796032
you actually made the edit lol
My bike is covered in spiders >~<
>>6796043
I'm sorry that its not very good ._.
>>6796045
Kill them with fire!!!
I got some new nail polish
first for ttmoe
>>6796045
>>6796050
I wish I had tiny asian girl hands instead of my man hamfists
>>6796020
nah isla just ded
>>6796006
I'm not a good girl though anon ;-;
Seriously need a dicking tho like holy shit
>>6796016
I haven't had friends that enable me in a while desu. I've had to mostly hide my drug use for some time. I get the new life part though, I think lifestyle changes are going to help too.
>>6796033
Eighth time's the charm. Thanks anon ;-;
>>6796050
Grace a cute.
>>6796055
>Tallest man on earth is 170cm
>>6796064
the only addict you need to be is a cock addict
>>6796077
he's cute tho
>>6796080
I'd like to try but I don't know enough about your situation to know what to say. What are your problems that make you consider something like that?
>>6796083
Middle finger white, index and ring pink and the rest light blue? Sure, go for it.
I want to join the military
How do I hide my tits
Let's make a deal mtfg.
If you can stop trolling, I'll have Chara suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.
>>6796092
Trannies are allowed now I think
>>6796092
Become Mulan
>>6796080
You still have things you were meant to learn and experience. Change happens slowly I'm sorry for that but you owe it to your inner child to exist.
>>6796092
Wait until next year when they open it up for trannies.
>>6796094
You are allowed to transition rn if you are already in.
>>6796078
>tfw not sucking cock right now
>>6796093
how are you going to get her to go along with that?
>>6796101
aren't you a lesbian now?
It's only been one day and I miss my bf so damn much
>>6796110
well at least you're thinking of something other than yourself for once angie
>>6796106
I kinda want to do this now. Im gonna see if I can wear it at work.
It's really painful to think about all the cute guys I grew up that I'll never date because they all just think I'm crazy no matter how hot I could be. I just saw them on snapchat and now I'm feeling.
>>6796114
I always do anon
>>6796102
He's bluffing
Mtfg, if you stop trolling, I will give chara 10 lashes for every time she was mean to someone on here with my bullwhip on cam.
>>6796108
I'm bi
Also, I still think vaginas are nasty
Also, the penis I'm referring to may be feminine
guys I just realized I haven't worn anything but dresses for 3 weeks lol
>>6796124
>>6796125
thats pretty gay
>>6796126
wow agp
>>6796101
>tfw not cuddling elanna right now
>>6796123
i want to see chara crying.
>>6796137
n-no i would never
>>6796144
That's a pretty easy order to fill. It won't be tears of sadness though, just pain, is that ok?
>>6796146
pls dont hurt anyone
>>6796135
>tfw no nim cuddles
>tfw no cuddles in general
;-;
>>6796131
It's not that gay.
It's kinda making me feel gross and chasery though ;-;
>>6796137
Whoa lewd
>>6796145
Of course not, you're a bottom
>>6796146
take chunks out of her flesh
scar up her fucking face
>>6796123
That's a lot of lashes. Are you sure you've got the stamina for a few ten thousand?
Brian Wilson doesn't sound as flawless as he did in the heyday of the Beach Boys, but that was a damn good concert.
(And I only posted on my 300mg-of-spiro-mandated frequent bathroom sprints, I'm not that asshole)
>>6796146
stab her and cut those cheeks
>>6796157
is that hairgel in your hair?
>>6796157
Ily u CUTE
I want somebody to talk to
>>6796175
chara is a innocent little 12 year old
>>6796175
check your skype when you get a minute
>>6796185
waddap faye
>>6796168
No, I'm pretty positive you're for sexual, and I'm extremely curious as to what will happen when you get on hormones.
>>6796185
>My step brothers cum probably
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>6796186
I cooked like 2 hours for my entire family, and just relaxing now
(Mexican street corn, Beef chicken and shrimp tacos, guac, hand shredded cheese, peppers, onions)
>>6796189
im pretty curious too but id never admit it to you
>>6796201
but when did you get your step brothers cum in your hair
>>6796198
Thank you, friend.
Does mtfg play spoons?
>>6796201
i wish i knew how to cook more than a hotdog
>>6796205
Well I mean I just wanted it make sure he had a good time while eating the tacos I cooked for him wearing the clothes his gf picked out for me
>>6796201
>tfw I can only make desserts
>tfw eating dinner and see my face reflected in the spoon
>>6796209
Hi charlotte, how are you?
>>6796217
t-tell us more
>>6796204
Your approach to attraction and relationships and the general disconnect between you and your sexuality reminds me a lot of what I was like before transition. In other words, this is your possible future nim :^)
>>6796192
Sup Charlotte, are you feeling a bit better than earlier?
>>6796220
>tfw looking at myself in the train window reflection
>>6796215
you better not make it extra crispy
>>6796225
oh no...you mean im gonna become....PRETTY??
oh god
>>6796221
I'm goooood
just went to target, got some glasses, bought a frying pan so I can finally fucking cook breakfast
>>6796223
no you don't, but I appreciate the effort
ily <3
>>6796225
much. I got outside and walked around. Then my estrogen wore off and I started getting grouchy, but that's better than lonely af and suicidal.
>>6796228
and what if I do????
>tfw I make perfect bacon
>>6796246
reminder to bake bacon in the oven instead of frying it in a pan
>>6796248
you got it
I don't like drawing attention when I ask people to check their messages. It feels obnoxious.
>>6796246
then i WONT EAT IT
>>6796246
Sure I do, the world needs happy girls.
>>6796253
I feel ya
Porn is my girlfriend
>>6796251
dont forget to make an accordian of alfoil to cook bacon on
>>6796259
oddish is my friendfriend
>>6796239
>nim a cute
>>6796251
B-But it takes too long to make it that way! I WANT IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION
>tfw fall asleep
>miss lots of skype messages
>miss lots of stuff on discords
>realize that mom forgot to rearrange therapist appointment
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>6796268
It tastes better, you don't get grease on yourself, and it's healthier.
Oh shit I forgot normies have to preheat their oven tho
yeah that'd take way too much fucking time I don't got the attention span for that shit
>>6796261
>first post of the day
>get a (You)
>it doesn't count because your IP got swapped or something
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>>6796265
>>6796268
it's the only way to make succulent, tender bacon that falls off the bone
>>6796274
>that falls off the bone
wait
>>6796272
Ikr, usually I nap in the day for a few hours instead but today I ended up sleeping and yeah... :/
>>6796239
No, I mean you're going to turn into a cock craving degenerate.
Also, stop hugbox ;-;
>>6796246
Going outside works so well, just a walk and some fresh air does so much. I'm glad you're feeling better.
>>6796278
Yes, bacon bones.
>>6796280
It's not hugboxing if you actually are pretty. And you are pretty.
>>6796285
joan those are for dogs
>>6796248
be nice to chara she has had a hard life already
>>6796289
But they're veterinarian approved!
like lightning bolts in my bones
why would that stop when i'm
fallin freeeee
https://youtu.be/lots4lm6W7s
>>6796274
>get a (you) from bexe
>she didn't get a you
omg, I'm sorry
have nother
>>6796294
oh okay you're good then
>>6796299
>ywn be a carefree cis girl who dates boys and dances to music and plays violin
I hate being a non passing tranny
>>6796280
b-but i dont find boys attractive
>>6796305
You can be a carefree non-passing trans girl who dates boys and dances to music and plays the violin, though.
>>6796285
Eating those bones is so cruel, do you know what you're putting all those poor endangered nauga's through?
>>6796315
no I cant
boys dont want to dance me
I am too crippled emotionally to dance or learn violin
>>6796288
Thank you Joan, I know you're trying but I'm still unconvinced.
>>6796309
[spoiler]I didn't either, then I got on hormones and it became very apparent that I was attracted to boys[/spoiler]
>>6796323
>nauga
>gif related
>whenever I ask for advice on this thread
>>6796313
bacon falls off bacon bones
just roll with it, it'll feel right
>>6796302
thank (You)
>>6796327
im scared ill become a completely foreign person to me now once i start hrt
>>6796330
i don't get this post
>>6796327
Well, even if you can't be convinced that you're pretty, will you at least accept that I'm being honest in saying that I think you are?
>>6796263
Whats up friend friend
>>6796158
I saw The Beach Boys five years ago!
>>6796330
chara better start attacking you again
elanna is mai waifu
>>6796338
You won't. You'll still be you. However, you may just begin to discover things about yourself you never knew that were hidden by repression, and you may start to realise things that you didn't necessarily understand before transition become clearer in that new context.
Basically it became clear to me that my lack of sexual attraction towards girls was perfectly normal, I just wasn't into most girls. Then I decided "hey, why not give guys a chance", and something just clicked.
>>6796346
Certainly, I can accept that you feel that way. I'm sorry that I can't see what you see ;-;
>>6796158
Considering how much that poor guy has been through it's no surprise, however I would still jump on any opportunity to see him in concert.
song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-tMANqEkC8
>having a sad rant to one of my friends
>"hey anon, why don't you just get a trans gf?"
i thought his shitty advice couldn't get worse, and it did
i'm amazed
>>6796349
nothing much
how are you
I don't play pokemon go
fucking no
>>6796338
it's the most (You) you'll have ever been
taking HRT and then transitioning into feminine interests that you never had or never felt any attraction to is a meme and it doesn't have to be a thing you do
>>6796364
how long did the moodswings last for you
Why are tomatoes so gross
>>6796338
You'll change a bit, nim. But it's all for the better. You won't even really realize what's changed besides you accepting everything you've wanted to be and like. No more repression, life is finally under your control and what you want it to be.
>>6796384
it wasn't even that
it was the whole "if you aren't having luck meeting someone out of 50% of the population, why not limit yourself to like a 1% subset of that?" thing
i can't get a cis girlfriend, but at least i've met a cis girl in real life before
>>6796384
nuh uh, we're only as crazy as any other girl but we're also sad all the time because we're mentally women and we have the bodies of men
>>6796383
Tough one to answer, I was on far too many drugs during my first year of transition to know which mood disturbances were hormonal and which were just crashes, hangovers and withdrawal. By 1 year I was reasonably stable when I was on spiro. Cypro made me batshit though, the mood disturbances never went away on cypro until I got srs and could stop it
>>6796362
I wish I knew who you were anon ;-;
>>6796388
>tomatoes
>gross
they are objectively the best fruit
>>6796384
>tfw everyone thinks I'm this cute little stoner with an excitement for cocks....
>actually just crazy
>>6796372
Headache.
Thinking about what anime to watch. I wanna watch a cute romance but not something gutless. Most romance anime have no balls. I'll probably select something from my backlog i guess.
>>6796409
Nobody.
>>6796388
but raw tomatoes are a perfect snack
>>6796032
>https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843
Uh
What the fuck is this map lmao
>>6796415
MY TURN MY TURN
>>6796421
>>6796398
dont they tell you not to do narcotics while on HRT
also i thought progesterone was the one that made you crazy
>>6796391
that seems nice
i almost feel like im in an emotional cage right now and from people's experiences here it seems like HRT helps you break free of that
but there's also the social cage
>>6796424
killing myself sorry
>>6796423
Nobody goes through transition unchanged as a person. For better or worse it does change you, but it's a kind of change that's akin to growing up.
>>6796421
FIGHT ME
I
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>>6796431
It's a good feeling :)
>>6796414
We we're being cute little stoners together a couple days ago.
>>6796409
Would you like to know the Truth?
I can give you the Truth!
>>6796436
i want a feeling in general
>>6796440
>fat cone
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,, i want some of that
>>6796428
As long as things go smoothly, nim, I don't think you need to worry about how it'll change you. You'll be happier, more confident, brighter as a person, and so on. Everything's gonna be okay, nim, look forward to the future rather than worry about it. If you find yourself changing in ways you don't like, you can always stop that. Whenever I find myself straying off in ways I don't feel okay with, I try to return myself back to a person I'm happy being.
>>6796429
Don't do that, I just don't like the implication I'm some bicycle everyone gets a turn dating.
https://youtu.be/LPOE8uHc27w
what's mtfg listening to tonight?
>>6796438
tomatoes are usually cooked or processed, often both
raw tomatoes are the den of burgers and autistswhoeatrawtomatoeslikecookies
>>6796465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr-AxkCSNtY
>>6796423
Yeah, it's sort of odd to think about. Tbh it feels easier to frame my old self as a product of repression, and a fabrication. The person you become is a mix of peeling back those layers of repression, and your experiences since then and like grace said it feels more like growing up than anything.
The real me is the one I am now. Idk.
>>6796428
Well yeah. Also, not all drugs are narcotics (opioids) I was into bath salts.
Progesterone made me kinda moody, but cypro can do weird stuff to cortisol and your stress response. Both my roommate and I had the same reaction, we couldn't handle stress. I literally smashed my phone on the countertop because my then bf wouldn't pick up his phone.
>>6796461
DO IT! Download that shit and we can try playing it high. It's crazy trying to play Arma while high.
>>6796461
when are you going to fuck sheen?
wearing diapers feels like being cuddled
>>6796471
im not looking forward to the whole "second puberty" thing desu
i barely survived my first one
>>6796414
nobody on here lives within like 800km lol
>>6796465
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qgXYvjVNvk
>>6796465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnXRwmcKnes
the official mtfg theme
>>6796484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRJtWDubpXM
>>6796465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6mDSHAfa4M
i want a gf to spank and cuddle and feed treats
my goal is to get one by my birthday
>>6796483
It's not that bad, it's honestly kind of exciting. You can grow so much in such a short time.
>>6796479
will HRT make me stop loving diapers because if there's an ounce of a chance of that happening then ill just have to repress
>>6796496
so when are you going to fuck kayla?
>>6796495
hrt will make you love diapers if you hate them and love them even more if you already like them
>>6796465
I'm sad.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XBGGzC4ViT
I was temporarily cheered up a few hours ago when I found an old pirated copy of a Deodato album tho.
>>6796494
did you go through a therapist to get HRT or did you get informed consent
i feel like i might end up having to "convince" my therapist to let me start HRT and that makes me kind of uncomfortable
ctrl+f:snizlefoot
0 of 0
Thank fucking god.
>>6796506
you judge
but I think a dick will loosen her up
>>6796506
im not sure that person is able to move their face
>>6796511
ctrl+f:snizlefoot
1 of 1
Thanks anon, you cunt.
threadly reminder that vaping your estro is best method of taking it
>>6796483
First puberty involved testosterone, trying to somehow be okay with my body morphing into something I hate, and isolating myself in highschool because I only liked talking to people online because that's where I felt I could be who I really was.
Second puberty is pretty cool, been turning into a girl, feeling happier with myself and been making friends because I'm actually someone I like and other people like now so I'm fine with socializing.
Idk nim it'll be different, I promise you you need not worry so much.
>>6796510
If you can do informed consent do that, do not wait for a therapist to let you start HRT because they fucking wont unless you try really hard. I tried to go through a therapist at first and they just convinced me to repress instead of start HRT.
>>6796514
She looks like that one home economics teacher we had that spoke with a thick greek accent.
>>6796519
beat me to it nigger ;-;
>>6796504
Am I agp if hrt never made me like dipes?
>>6796510
I self medded. My therapist deemed me a risk to myself and prescribed hormones as harm prevention.
>>6796511
is snizlefoot the jewish chaser who refuses to give up
>>6796510
Informed consent is definitely the way to go if you have that possibility
>>6796521
>not injecting soybeans into your veins
lol git gud pleb
>>6796511
Hi snizlefoot
>>6796527
no, you're just repressing your love for diapers
>>6796528
>refuses to give up
thats birdy
>>6796528
The one that pretends to be transgirls sometimes even, yes.
>>6796537
He actually got a gf tho
>>6796527
i wish i had the money to self-med but i dont have a job
also you don't have to lie elanna i know you remember that night we went night diapin'
>>6796531
>>6796522
the only informed consent doctor in my state worked 5 minutes from my house and retired 3 months ago
>JUST
>>6796522
so it helped with your social anxiety
>>6796541
the first girl birdy dated from here was so hot i forget her name though
i wish i was as good at chasing as birdy is
>>6796527
>tfw you have never had a therapist
>>6796544
What state are you from?
>so it helped with your social anxiety
A bit, yeah. And being socially anxious somehow became acceptable because I'm a girl, apparently I can do anything and it's okay because I'm a girl now.
Tbh I'm still pretty shy but my confidence is building and people like me more now.
>>6796546
>the first girl birdy dated from here was so hot i forget her name though
H-heh
I miss dating. ;_;
man the thread is so reassuring right now :>
>>6796546
it was grace
>>6796544
Tbh the approach I took was risky, I'm not sure if it's a good move to self med before seeing a therapist most of the time. May have helped that I was already full-time before I even saw him tho, the waiting list was quite long.
>>6796547
;_;
>>6796557
Date me
>>6796559
Everything is going to be okay :)
would it be a bad idea to tell my girlfriend that I have dysphoria?
she once said she would "still love me if I was trans" and she's also bi.
also i swear to god some cis girls can sense dysphoria
>>6796541
So a jew chaser who pretends to be a trans girl?
Are you all SURE you're not talking about me?
>>6796566
grow all the boobs
>tfw you are reminded that you will never be a girl
i guess i'll leave for another month or so
have fun
>>6796561
>I was already full-time before I even saw him
that must've taken a lot out of you
>>6796557
sup baby
how about me and you go to the malt shop this friday, my treat? you can pick me up at 8, if my roommate answers the door just ask for me. and my roommate might say she's my mom, that's just an inside joke between the two of us.
Should I have another donut or wait until tomorrow to eat it?
>>6796571
T-thanks anon
>>6796496
I tried playing Arma drunk once. I could not hit shit. My reticle kept swaying and I kept over adjusting for it.
>>6796528
>>6796537
>>6796541
>>6796546
but birdy is a transgirl who pretends to be a chaser
>>6796581
DayZ (the original mod, not walking simulator 2014) is amazing drunk.
>tfw
>>6796562
I don't think I'll ever date someone from MtFG ever again t b h. Not because there's anything wrong with ya'll or anything.
But because I mainly like guys, and dating anyone from a general on 4chan in which you both frequent is bound to end badly.
I've been taking a break from dating for awhile now, but idk. I miss having someone.
>>6796579
W-wow, what a stud
>>6796583
hes a beta virgin with friends he can only attain and keep by manipulation
a total loser
and every time he gets called out or just insulted he starts talking like such a fucking kissass, wannabe tragic sap
boohoo
i bought the anastasia beverly hills contour kit
>>6796577
It did, it was worth it though.
>mfw I can schedule an appointment with my college's therapist and get it within a week
>mfw they have an in-house psychiatrist who can prescribe
>mfw I can skip lines
>mfw I wont because I'm a loser without a backbone that will never transition
>>6796588
oh hi lilly how are you
do you like lilly or edie more
>>6796588
you know it baby
afterwards we can go back to my place and get it on in a sexual way
we kind of have to be quiet though because my roommate goes to bed at 10 and she gets super pissed if i stay up late, especially when im up late playing videogames. she's such a bitch.
>>6796595
oops *lily *lily
>>6796572
Working on it!
hello /mtfg/, I'm a bit lost and could would appreciate yalls thoughts
I guess my story isn't that much different from most peoples (I always new I was different as a kid, I've always associated more closely with girls and fem than with boys and masc, etc.) and over the past year I've really come to terms with the fact that, at least by the common vernacular, I am transgender. I don't identify with the gender that I was assigned at birth and I identify with a gender other than the one I was assigned at birth. But here's the thing...
I've spent all those years, knowing I was different and feeling how alienated I was among other boys, trying to make myself feel and act more like them. I beat myself up for not being more like one of the guys, until eventually something changed and it was easier to put on the facade of masculinity, blah blah living the lie etc. My point is that after years of making myself be a guy I don't really know how to let myself be girl anymore, or at least be the person that I am deep down inside (had enough of the cliches yet? me too). I've accepted that I feel like a girl and that if I had the choice over how I was born I would have been born female, and I'm ready (and looking forward) to start HRT, but...I don't know how much I really want to transition other than that. I have a very tomboy sense of style, which I guess is kind of ironic since I present masculine anyways, but when I look at timelines of trans girls who do really well, I can appreciate their journey but I can't see myself doing the same thing. I know everyone's journey and transition is different, and I've never really followed the social line of best fit for anything, but it's really fucking discouraging to think that I really don't have anyone to look up to or whos gone through the same kind of thing
>"So, you feel like a girl, but you want to be like a guy? So why not just stay a guy?"
fucking pierces my heart because I know I'm not happy this way
>post too long for tl:dr
>>6796592
i wish ive got whatever you've got inside you
>>6796585
delete this
>>6796602
I'm eagerly awaiting my own
>>6796602
don't forget us boys when you become a tittymonster
>>6796605
>tl;dr - self abusing fresh out of the closet trans girl finds themselves struggling with the social expectations of being transgender after struggling with the social expectations of being male
pic not of me but it's not far off
>>6796606
Being slightly crazy and wreckless? That's really all it was. Figured I'd wasted enough of my life hiding and that just jumping straight into full time was the way to go.
>>6796616
what's got you down?
im okay, just a little nervous about my first gender therapy appointment on the 31st
>>6796620
fuck me im not the person you replied to but you just summarized me
>>6796620
that person has a cute lesbo face
hello what is happening friendos
I am a degenerate
>>6796616
mostly just the rugrats in paris n64 game
>>6796632
leave this place while you still can
>>6796638
>still can
I have invested too much time and money into this place already, there is no end for me
>>6796622
what was your everyday like in that state?
god what did your friends think?
>>6796623
i know you will bby
>>6796629
lmao I was just summarizing myself
do you get that thing where you feel like if you were born the opposite sex that you are now, you'd still be transgender, just for the gender you were assigned at birth as you exist today?
>>6796624
I don't know. I miss having a partner. It's nice.
I sort of have a crush on this guy I've been playing OW with for awhile, but he doesn't know I'm trans anyways, so.........
It just made me realize that I can't just date any guy like a normal girl can, and that I'm kinda lonely since I stopped a month back.
I'm sure it will be fine though. Update us on how it goes! Stay confident, too. They're there to help you.
Any /d/egenerates here? I've recently discovered that I'm majorly into pissing myself, which naturally led to diapers as a means of easily taking care of the resulting mess without making a late night trip to the laundromat. I'm not sure how I feel about this recent development in my life. Are any of you into really weird or gross things?
if you guys were to do a spree shooting, who would you target?
>>6796653
>>6796663
>>6796658
No, if I was born female I would've been born cis. Probably would've been very much a tomboy, but cis.
>>6796651
It was very high stress and I did have to put up with harassment. I was full time but did not pass.
Most of my friends were pretty ok with it though, I knew a lot of people through theatre and they were all quite understanding.
>>6796616
i hope it works well this girl i know irl recommended it and she looks fab 24/7. i havent gotten it yet. i hope theyre careful with it in the mail.
>>6796662
>committing violence in any way other than self defense
No thanks, anon.
>>6796663
Pupperdoodle makes good choices.
when ur so bored u start browsing porn
wowsers
>>6796665
at least you're only 3.5% of the thread instead of the usual 12+%
>>6796659
just don't get into a relationship for the wrong reasons
maybe learning to be by yourself can be a good thing
>>6796670
that's fair. I used to tell myself that I'd probably be transgender no matter what, but now that I think about it, I don't know if that would really be true. One of the hardest things for me lately is just trying to figure out and separate my real feelings from what I conditioned myself to feel.
>>6796678
Idle hands smoke the devil's lettuce
>>6796678
when you get bored and lonely so you sign onto an erp site
>>6796659
you are needy
>>6796662
I'm considering shooting up the local rainbow club.
lgbtalifhgawfrwhgalg rights are shithouse locally, and that gay nightclub shooting in america was the best thing for them.
Also means I get to kill some transpeople because I'm literally a horrible person.
>>6796686
when you get so bored and lonely you wanna cry
>>6796686
you don't need to sign up to post on /mtfg/
>>6796693
kek whats your flist maybe i'll mommy you
>>6796694
KEK
this place isnt erp nim, even though everyone likes to say so
>>6796665
how are you going to get attention if everyone filters you
infact
I might just filter you right now
>>6796693
you're really annoying and obnoxious and kind of weirdly omnipresent and very creepy
if L hasn't blocked you already then it's still funny
>>6796674
>Not accepting Hillary as the trueamericann hero who will do what is necessary to make America thrive.
She's like America's soccer mom. Trump is like that pervy uncle who you only seenat Thanksgiving who you thought was cool when you were a kid but see him for the pathetic farse that makes you feel embarassed when you admit you once thought he was cool
>>6796698
>that much effort
>ironic
Yeah sure buddy.
Fucking submissive catboy too.
>>6796697
Filter me faggot! :3
>>6796706
you don't like talking to posters whose identities you can't cross-reference with your own catalogue of opinions and feelings based on name
ghostie is not behind this post
>>6796686
My fetishes are...weird, so it's hard to find good, satisfying ERP.
...man, the way my online friends flirt with me must be so confusing.
>listen to King Krule radio on Pandora because I'm in the mood for something nice but weird
>feeling sad, but Tame Impala comes on. and I perk up a bit
>the song ends, and I'm hoping for some Pixies or something
>mfw Clair De Lune starts playing and I feel sleepier and gloomier than ever
Why does God hate me?????
i don't drop trip unless its to post about wanting to fuck someone
which is rare as fuck
so no all the anons you say are me aren't me
>pretend to be talking to someone else while eating as a joke
>mom now think you've befriended an evil spirit
living with a religious nutjob can be interesting sometimes
>>6796703
How to seduce a man?
>>6796722
A-are you going to be okay nim?
>>6796703
just use this time for soul searching :)
>>6796715
Because ur a tranny! :3
>>6796721
>i just know anons are insecure posters who are too afraid to put on a name
>very easy to identify dialects from there
of course
a general on a board on a site that globally allows anons has no anons
>>6796723
Tell him you'll tug him
>>6796723
Cuddle with them and wiggle your butt on their penis
>>6796729
I don't want to tug him though. I just want to make him my man
>tfw you would leave, but the (accurate) thought nobody would notice your absence upsets you
also an analogy for my life in general
No gross shit..
How to make a man fall in love with me?
>>6796706
I did it, fight me irl
>>6796709
I would never filter you, even if you are wrong about Trump :3
>>6796721
I'm more serious about Hillary being a hero than my transition.
>>6796732
Rubbing your butt on a guy's cock is the opposite of gay
>>6796738
with your personality
>>6796742
it's 2016
everything is gay
>>6796736
Be more noticeable then. Who knows, maybe you'll build some relationships and not want to leave anymore
>>6796738
When in doubt, blood sacrifice
>>6796746
I didn't say anal. I said rub your butt on his crotch.
>>6796746
is it working
i fantasize about killing myself now while my life is still relatively okay. in a few months or years im sure ill be in a really bad place again. i wish i had the money to live on my own.
>>6796746
>girl that doesn't let it in her butt
0/10
I guess it's sociopathic to try to manipulate relationships..
how old do I have to be to adopt smiles
>>6796738
Exist near him and be cute
>>6796758
At least kill ur dad first
But seriously pls don't kill yourself :c
>>6796763
You have to identify as 25+
>>6796763
old enough to not have to ask that question
>>6796747
I'm straight
I want to be a housewife really badly right now.
>>6796762
i have no spine, am lonely as fuck, and have big cock wanna be my gf
>>6796766
hi shy :)
how was your day
>>6796771
I'm straight but I ate pussy once.
>>6796738
Look into his eyes a lot, laugh at his jokes, be cute.
>>6796771
yeah right
next you're gonna tell me you don't remember going night diapin'
>>6796762
Yes. Yes it is.
>>6796772
...I know that feeling. I've been lonely for sometime, and I think my sexuality is finally blossoming.
>>6796774
>some anon
I'm still here
hi
>tfw no dom bf
>tfw nobody to make me feel safe
>tfw scared
>>6796776
no. sorry about that stuff.
>>6796782
thanks :P I will try that. makes sense.
>>6796607
yeah it was awesome! did his voice give out a few times tho or was that just because he's been touring for months more now?
>>6796778
Hi nim, really good did a setup session for D&D and hung out with people until midnight
>>6796785
Self training and learning to look and act cute (And you already got the looks part down pat)
reminder that failtrap is currently 15% of the thread
>>6796784
>>6796785
i really want to spend my time doing chores and making sure everything is nice for the one i love
i want to make them feel really special when they get home
i want to be their one and only
and us to do everything together
>>6796794
oooo that sounds like fun!
ive always wanted to play D&D ;-;
>>6796784
Hi.
>>6796791
>tfw no qt ferrari to have and to hold.
>>6796793
oi, pay attention to me when I'm talking to you.
>>6796788
Did I say you could reply to me little wimp dick? You clearly need to read what yr replying to first.
>>6796795
and check the ratio of posts with replies to ones without them
what a fucking faggot jfc
>>6796705
>Trump is like that pervy uncle who you only seenat Thanksgiving who you thought was cool when you were a kid but see him for the pathetic farse that makes you feel embarassed when you admit you once thought he was cool
lol
>tfw learned how pervy he was the first time I met him.
>shudders...
>>6796799
I don't even like chores and I want that. It's not fair.
I mean, even if I start right now, who would want me?
>>6796795
this is how /mtfg/ dies
not with a bang but with a whimper
>>6796795
He'll leave us alone eventually just like tahm did. Then maybe we'll have a month or two of peace before the next one shows up.
>>6796745
Oh snap! U must have been a sassy gay male b4 trannyhood to come up with them witty retorts!
>>6796802
transgender girl is like driving ferrari
me like ferrari
>>6796809
That which is dead may never die.
>king
I ain't no king
I'm a queen bb
>>6796783
I don't
;-;
>>6796779
That's pretty degenerate
>>6796810
it's rude to ignore people.
>>6796812
>>6796808
You never know
I have no idea why anyone likes me
Yet they do.
I actually enjoy doing chores as long as it's for someone else
I wanna make our home nice
I want them to come home and see how I re-did everything and made it better
I want them to smile as they sit down on the new couch I grabbed while they were at work, and cuddle me when I climb into their lap on top of it
>>6796800
It's fun you should find people to play with ^-^
I'm going to be playing a Paladin I'm pretty excited about since it'll be a pretty different character from what I usually do.
>>6796721
LOL
Nigga you gave those nudes to a lot more people than Isla, don't even try that shit.
I know who posted them and it wasn't her, but nice job attacking someone who's already been attacked plenty because you "forgot" the other people you sent it to.
>>6796816
you're creepy and you're clearly here for an ulterior motive
chase or leave
>>6796801
Um, hello?
>>6796818
I'm not, I just haven't reopened Skype since nausea attack and I thought you didn't want to talk about it anymore :P
i sat next to a hon on the train ride home, and saw my future. nitrogen tanks are uni supplies right? first disbursement 2mrrw
>>6796793
i didn't notice it desu.
>>6796817
i don't know you anymore ;~;
>>6796826
I would gladly wear a maid outfit if it makes them happy
>>6796828
so the obvious response was to come to mtfg, right?
bullshit.
>>6796819
>tfw no rich chaser who can pay for your ffs and orchy
>tfw you will never steal 20k off him and run away to get srs
>>6796723
Let him bite your neck. That way he thinks he seduced you.
>>6796820
Oh plenty of people like me online where they can't see that I'm not girl.
But yeah, that would be really nice...
...um, what ERP site did you do?
>>6796821
yeah i thought about setting up a game at my LCBS or even on here but i don't know how to run a game
i actually checked at my LCBS and they don't have one going on over there
>>6796816
You wish you mattered to me enough to upset me. How upset is a queen when her slave spills spaghetti? Get yr shit together, ugly cuckboy
>>6796836
Once you transition and are girl I'm sure plenty of people will like you even when they see you.
And I do F-list.
>>6796816
Hi tiny penis man.
>>6796831
Rip :(
>>6796838
Do queens eat spaghetti?
>>6796835
Oh damn... If he bit my neck I might pass out
goooooooodnight!
i want a gf that i can wrap up in a blanket and cuddle with on the couch while we watch movies and i feed her salt and vinegar chips
too bad im just a big dope and ill never get a gf
>>6796846
>salt and vinegar chips
I'll be your gf desu
>>6796839
>Once
I find your unyielding and complete confidence in me completely surprising if a bit naive.
Yeah, I figured. Have a hard time finding RP on there that's not just cheesy chat RP
The department of human services just have me some forms that I'm pretty sure aren't the right ones
Idk even where to go from here
Strong urges to commit suicide right here
But I have an interview in an hour so I gotta stress out about that
Then I might go to frontyard again to see what else can be done
Wew
Productive day turned into utter shit real quick
>>6796826
>I gotta present more kawaii at work but it's hard when lifting 40 lb bags with him in close quarters
That is going to be a challenge
>What's yr Dandy crew like in game so far?
Like what they're playing or who are they? They're friends from my campus's support group thing and athe DM's little sister. The game group is a bit more complicated
>>6796837
Go on /tg/ 5e general download the books learn the rules and get some ideas from the people on their DMing is really fun and rewarding finding fun to play with players is the hardest part imo :)
>>6796834
>tfw you will never steal 20k off him and run away to get srs
You know, if you stuck around I could just add you as a dependent on my insurance policy...
>>6796845
Night nimmmm!
>>6796846
If it makes you feel any better you'll never get a couch either
>>6796853
You know where to find me if you ever need any help, nim. I'm always happy to talk and offer any assistance I can.
>>6796847
we live too far away from each other unfortunately
S E C R E T
T I M E
Go anon and post something that you would never admit to as yourself or with your trip on.
If you are already anon? Just yeah.
>>6796846
>tfw you essentially already have this
>tfw you can't feed her salt and vinegar chips because it'll burn her tongue
>tfw you bully her with jalapeno chips occasionally but only for fun
>>6796850
Please at least remember our promises....
Unfortunate shit happens sometimes but I know you can do it, you've already made it really really far!!
However, can't you call authorities to get this worked through
>>6796853
Np, goodnight nim <3
>>6796828
it's funny how you conveniently disappear when I call you out on avoiding me
worthless dog-cunt. Just die already.
>>6796858
Rip
Everyone does.
There's only one person who doesn't.
At least I'll probably be visiting her soon, that'll be fun.
>>6796123
>tfw quid will never whip you
Jelly.
>>6796842
Queen of italia eats spaghetti!
>>6796852
b-but you only want me for my girltinkler
>>6796860
I occasionally don't tip servers when they give bad service
>>6796850
Be glad that you aren't in my state.
If I saw someone wandering on train tracks I'd basically kidnap them and ensure they didn't do anything stupid.
>>6796860
im not actually trans, ive just been pretending to be for a little over a year now
it's kind of like im catfishing the thread. i do sometimes feel bad for the trips ive gotten really close to.
>>6796861
I like all dressed, salt and vinegar can't be that different, can it?
That feel when mtfg has it's own Madoka and Homura
>>6796850
I am really considering flying to melb after work tomorrow and smuggling you back to where I'm from
Just for the record, I have never, ever done more than inform chara that I'm very disappointed in her.
Channeling actual anger to domme is a terrible, terrible, unhealthy, awful thing that I have done once, years ago, and still feel bad about it. I'm a much more experienced domme now, and know better.
Friendly reminder domming is not for the inexperienced.
>>6796864
Uhh holy shit I was writing a post about something extremely important to me, chill the fuck out.
>>6796860
I've harassed most trips here as anon, but I doubt that I'm alone in that.
>>6796874
Who're they?
degeneracy
>>6796873
don't even get me started
by the time you're done with the salt you'll be begging me to withhold the vinegar
but the chips were already made
>>6796873
All Dressed is a more complex taste. Salt and Vinegar is just...bitter.
>>6796877
what, you're actually gonna blatantly ignore me and then tell me to chill out?
>>6796878
Unfortunately probably not. Why, though?
>>6796881
Hi Kiwi <3
>>6796850
Don't make me do this.
>>6796878
I only harass specific trips in specific situations.
>>6796883
>vinegar
>bitter
Wat
>>6796860
Even though I act friendly, I have much of the thread filtered.
>>6796878
Harass me anon! :3
Is Hillary Clinton secretly a Trans man waiting for after the election to transition? Or better right before second term "election".
>>6796884
You just called me a dog cunt because I haven't replied to you in a timely manner after you said you were done with me. Yes, I'm telling you to chill out. Again, this is not how healthy relationship dynamics work.
>>6796885
A desperate attempt to make myself comfortable with the fact that I am a failure of a human being.
I usually target more on the trips that I like, rather than those that I don't.
>>6796886
hi carol
im going to hug heather.
>>6796843
You have to stroke their ego just right... When you faint, he'll need to carry you to a couch or bed...
>>6796888
and there's a lot more vinegariness going on than just all-dressed's vinegar in salt&vinegar chips
dare you open the door?
>>6796881
>ywn fatten kiwi up with noodles and headpats
>>6796879
I'd think they're referring to us but the dynamic is way different.
>>6796898
EATING PICS!!!
>>6796850
whats going on?? someone redpill me on smiles
>>6796866
Don't let your dreams be memes, anon!
I'll whip you if you ask nicely :3
>>6796891
Bitter vinager is bad vinager
>>6796908
Abusive dad.
He beat her really bad a few days ago.
She ran away.
Homeless right now.
Trying to get somewhere to live and a job at 15.
>>6796896
at least let me come and help you out for a little bit
>>6796907
e-eating pics
>>6796901
these fantasies aren't helping me.. I usually can resist checking people out but he's beautiful.
>>6796916
die.
>>6796896
It was more of a joke.
But for real, the offer would exist should it need to.
It's basically the opposite of what my friend's sister did while she was coming to terms with herself (she ran to melbourne instead).
>>6796915
>>6796913
Smiles is 15? Are you shitting me?
>>6796916
kill yourself.
>>6796922
doing literally nothing as an active, conscious decision is generally unhealthy.
>>6796924
Didn't you know that?
>>6796915
>>6796909
P-pretty please?
i wonder if anyone's ever gonna come love me irl
im tired of being alone
The show naked and afraid annoys me, because I wouldn't survive.
Why do people use mtfg as /soc/ overflow? I swear I have to filter more and more just to keep the conversations away from high school dating. :(
I will be traveling soon. I can't give anyone a home, but I can't give them a ride. Or talent dependent a job.
>>6796926
Just filter that chaser.
>>6796933
You seem pretty salty. Compensating for something champ?
>>6796904
>Gross desu
Eh, it's only happened once and it isn't nearly as bad as you'd imagine.
There was a blind girl who had wandered onto the tracks because there was a crossing that crossed a rail yard and it didn't have any of that tactile shit.
I thought she was suicidal, but she was just lost.
>>6796933
you're like 3 levels of interconnected creepy and disconnected
>>6796941
I second this.
>>6796903
The DM is keeping it pretty under wraps so far all they've given us is that us players are starting on a boat and all immigrating to some new tropical country for whatever reason.
The characters in the group are
>A Barbarian who's developed an obsession with finding the perfect mead
>A Druid who is really some magic school dropout so they learned the way of the woods through drugs
>A Paladin (me) once a lowly brewer was given a magic artifact and has been chased out of the land by a tyrant
>And a ranger (maybe) they kept changing their mind she went through like three different char sheets already
>>6796936
>high school dating
Most of the posters here are merely weeks out of high school these days, and many have the hormonal profiles of a 15 year old girl.
>>6796942
I did lmao
>>6796935
you had your chances but you're an unfaithful lying fuck up so
>>6796912
Why in the fuck would I reply to you now? You literally blocked me, now you're complaining because you unblocked me and I didnt reply within 20 minutes?
Bye felicia.
>>6796860
there are times where i actually don't mind how i look. they aren't often but they do happen.
>>6796948
Oh hey you're still around.
Who exactly were my chances?
>>6796942
You have a
t i n y p e n i s
(also she did used to have a job)
>>6796949
kill yourself
>>6796949
who gives a FUCK
>>6796927
Finding other outlets is healthy. Attacking other people may feel like it's helping, but will only hurt you more.
>>6796942
>trying this hard to troll 4chan
fucking image limit
>>6796860
I don't actually think I'm trans.
Someone gets convinced that I am, then convinces me that I am and I get all excited.
Then it fizzles out and nothing happens.
>>6796957
but I'm not wrong.
you should just admit now that you're easily charmed by anyone and have no sense of values beyond what you were spoon-fed.
>>6796958
Uhhh, you realise that people can be fired right? Then again, you are almost as young as I am so maybe you've never had a job.
>>6796936
Do they ever have trans people on that show. That would definitely be interesting.
>>6796969
69 hehe
>>6796964
But acids taste sour, not bitter
confused-anime-girl.gif
>>6796945
fuck how do you allow character switches like that? that takes hours.. yr character seems coolest btw :3
>>6796928
Everyone has been selling her as a 17 3/4 yo when she's like a baby!
God damnit she has no life skills for living in the street. She should go back home, and repress for a couple of years, finish school, go to college and then begin her transition.
Being homeless at that age without having worked one day in her life is suicide. Stop selling her bullshit hopes and fake dreams.
>>6796932
Awwww ok
Pathetic little thing, begging not for mercy but for your own torment...
I don't really go for ERP in mtfg but consider yourself thoroughly whipped. I even brought out the studded one, you should probably take care of the blood streaming down your legs...
>>>6796977
is this how i crosslink
i always forget
>>6796958
>because he's CUTE
Ehh, that's probably a bit of a stretch.
>>6796958
she got let go from her job because she is 15.
also
because i fucking
i fucking saw her dad being aggressive at one point..
in the background
it wasn't something anybody should see.
>>6796969
he is a useless pothead
almost mado tier leech
>>6796969
Ignore him pupperdoodle.
>>6796975
You have a
M i c r o p e n i s
>>6796975
Didn't you get enough (You)'s in r9k buddy?
>>6796959
didn't she just say you blocked her first? why do you get to ignore and not her?
>>6796958
I gave her money because I went through almost exactly the same thing when I was 16 and holy shit nobody should have to go through that ever
plus, she's kind and lighthearted when she isn't in a depressive state which is rare for such a young transgirl
>>6796980
She kinda can't go back. As in her dad is a complete fucking psycho.
>>6796976
>How many days did you keep her imprisoned "for her own safety," you animal?
I just was gonna 'talk her down' and do what I deemed necessary to prevent suicide.
Because she wasn't suicidal at all, I just helped her onto the platform and we both went on our separate way as if nothing had happened.
>>6796984
Mado is not a leech she's honestly a good person she gets angry sometimes but she's trying her best
>>6797003
Ye, I like Mado.
>>6796975
support my mental illness ;)
>>6796980
She goes back now she might be killed, she needs help.
>>6797005
You're a 18 year old pothead with no life or skills with a micropenis. Get outta here boy.
>>6796992
Because I blatantly told her I was going to ignore her instead of wasting her time with the expectation of a response. Now she's legitimately making bullshit excuses about her nausea and it's pissing me off. And that's before getting into everything we talked about and how lopsided her morals and understanding of mutual respect are.
>>6797016
m i c r o p e n i s
m i c r o p e n i s
m i c r o p e n i s
>>6797024
You have a
m i c r o p e n i s
>>6797016
whats wrong with skyping isla
free money is free money
>>6797019
speaking of high school drama...
>>6797035
Thats the definition of breaking several laws.
But then, you are just compensating for your
m i c r o p e n i s
>>6797045
For real tho an abused 15 y/o girl might not call coppers.
>>6797042
I think I've already clarified that I have the emotional stability of a 14-year-old girl.
>>6797052
Hey, I will. Especially when mine is larger - AND I'M NOT EVEN A GUY
You sounds p. salty boy, hell you can't even find the right thread to spew shit in.
>>6797028
>do what i deemed necessary to accomplish my authoritarian goals of controlling another person
I wasn't gonna like restrain anyone or anything.
>She should call the police.
Is there some kind of irony in this?
>>6797035
This is literally illegal and should get you a global perma ban. You fucking cunt.
i also didn't post yours dude.
i don't have your nasty dick saved rofl
>>6797065
Hey, your dick is so tiny I doubt you count as either a guy or a girl.
You're just a miserable little blob.
>>6797028
>She should call the police.
At her age, the police will give her parents the benefit of the doubt unless she has solid evidence.
Shit would only make it worse because her parents would know.
>>6797052
well idk about you but my donger was bigger at 16 :^)
>>6797035
Nice child porn ya got there.
>>6797068
brings back memories of my ex cutting my back and laughing at me for not standing up to her.
what a wonderful girl she was.
PLEASE STOP TAKING THE BAIT.
REPORT AND IGNORE.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN HIM SHE CANT HURT YOU.
>>6797035
why don't you have a seat over here
Why is boo making an ass of himself?
>>6797079
Hey, its a dead thread. May as well shit it up. Guy can't even find the new one.
>>6797081
Hey little penis boy.
>>6797089
He has a tiny, little micropenis.
>>6797088
Ah, I think you care.
I mean, yours IS pretty fucking tiny.
>>6797088
post current dick if its so big
>>6797093
Kys, thumb and a 2/10.
>>6797081
I've never posted anything of yours.
I don't even have images saved.
Also, I surely will.
She is wonderful and honestly, refused me getting her anything for a month.
By the way you're posting literal cp.
pics of a child at age 15-16
nice desu
that was three years ago
ive come so far lmao
>>6797102
He can't. Its still tiny.
>>6797071
Getting beaten isn't evidence? Ghey useless copps
>>6797111
>want me to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Yesh pls :3
>>6796974
My taste buds tell me different. It's the way I'm wired up.
>>6797056
THIS >>6797071
iktf...
BTW: A son of one of the local cops was one of the people who nearly beat me to death when I was 14. Everybody was afraid of him because his dad would harass teachers who gave his son deserved detentions, etc.
>>6797065
She has a female mind.
You're all mad. Smiles needs to go back home.
You're telling her she should run away when she has no where or no one to run away to.
i miss failtrap
>>6797123
We didn't tell her to Sass (at least I didn't), at this point she cannot go home though :/
And all of a sudden we have 18 images to go.
>>6797132
I think everyone left for the other thread already, its kinda funny just how much his avatar fagging shits up the thread though
>>6797132
Welcome to shitty meme pictures from an unwanted faggot.
>>6797143
I do too desu.
I really am willing to save her but, that would require parental consent.
Plus I doubt she would wanna try the resolution
>>6797142
Anyways post me new thread please.
>>6796661
I'm pretty vanilla as far /d/ goes; futa, traps, tentacles, monster girls, extra or missing body parts, conjoinment, sounding, gentle femdom, role reversal, and so on, pretty run of the mill stuff for /d/.
Not into diapers though.
>>6796935
I mean, I know a guy that would be interested in that if he's able to the money for a bus ticket...