sad edition
grab a blanket some pizza snuggle up and join me in depression
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Previous Thread >>6793353
Snickerdoodle, you are good and pleasant to talk to.
>>6794584
i want nothing more in life than to be a simple catgirl that lives with a loving owner and doesnt need to worry about complicated issues anymore
Hello
My head hurts and my nose is bleeding. and I have no spiro anymore
>>6794591
nah, apparently I am a bad conversationalist
at least according to someone I know
I love you all an I hope you have fulfilling lives
>>6794593
Cats clean themselves every day. It wouldn't really suit you because you look like you don't shower for a month.
>>6794599
no bully please
i dont want to be shy anymore
can i get like a shock treatment or something to make me stop being shy
If I date someone who looks just like a person who rejected me is that weird?
>>6794599
You'll have to give me a bath then, anon!
>>6794584
Good art.
i'm going to sleep sad
i hope everyone else is feeling better!
28 day "progress"
Ignore my tummy fat
>>6794605
we can be sad together
>>6794599
>implying grace doesn't lick her underside as much as a normal cat does
>>6794609
i just saw you posting nudes on /r9k/
>>6794598
red i really used to like this picture but i don't have a girlfriend anymore im sad
Does anyone have any before-and-after pics of white people getting South Korean FFS?
Considering all my options right now and it's actually kind of hard finding the right pictures on this.
Ironically there's plenty of pictures of South Korean people getting surgery to look more white though...
>>6794602
If you find the cure, let me know what it is
>>6794596
Are you fed? Drinking water? Sleeping okay?
>>6794605
You do get salty sometimes.
>tfw a whole 38% of strawpoll respondents thought that i was at an age where it's no point transitioning
r i p
m e
>>6794604
girls do not have cat ears!
>>6794618
just fyi my phone is near die and I'm in the middle of Pittsburgh not likely to charge it soon
>>6794618
why would someone without the russian icon in overwatch have the word russia in their trip
>>6794623
Okay. ^^
>>6794617
I'm well fed thanks, and i drink lots of water. i think i'm feeling shitty because I'm just sobering up now
thasnks for being concerned
>tfw everyone stopped replying to me
>>6794619
Mtfg tends to massively exaggerate
>>6794620
Pleaaaaase?
>>6794611
I'm not that flexible yet
>>6794621
I wish I did!
>>6794609
Ive basically the same tits @ 14 days. Nothing has changed bodil ly yet for both you and me, wait a few months yo. (well my nips became sensitive as fuck)
Those are 98% from bejng skinnyfat, not fronm E.
>>6794630
Hello
>>6794605
Everyone is a cunt sometimes. Avoid being the cunt that never lets things go and snowballs old drama that's already settled. Those are the worst kind of people.
>you would adopt a catgirl but you struggle to look after yourself
>i'd be likely to come home after going on a tangent and she would be dead from the no food
>in a desperate attempt to cover my failure i'd bury her in a shallow grave in the back yard (after trying to flush her down the toilet) and try and get a replacement so no-one asks questions
>>6794627
Do you want to be skinned alive?
>>6794593
>this catgirl is waiting for a mones prescription at the endo office
>>6794638
yeah!
>>6794632
I'm not sure if I'll have the chance, Im not here on my own and we're here for a concert at 8.
>>6794633
I know what you look like Grace and I know how you behave without the act. No amount of anime girl pictures is going to change the facts.
>>6794632
um...yeeeees?
>>6794645
Nyaaaaaa, please
"The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them." - Publilius Syrus
>>6794637
That sounds overly detailed, tbdesu
>>6794653
same timezone atleast :)
>>6794651
lol why would anyone listen to someone named publilius
>>6794660
Nim pls
>tfw no one to pet my head and squeeze my butt
feels bad
Xth for Akaka is objectively the best poster on this board and i wish i could get to know her better
>>6794662
nim takes what we are all thinking and just....says it
>>6794666
She knows what I'm thinking before I've even thought it :o
>>6794664
You could get one of the hons of /mtfg/ to do it because they don't have standards in this thread.
>>6794672
kys anon
i want to have a bath because i havent in two days but also i cant stop floating
>>6794664
careful what you wish for
>>6794666
is that bad satan
also hi im nim
>tfw you will never have anyone to wrap up with super tightly in a quilt and do nothing but keep each other warm and cozy
kill me now
>>6794680
I'm not satan ;-;
hi, nim
>>6794681
;_;
catgirls are cute and all
but have you tried a really feminine catboy
>>6794678
>that pic
iktf
>I want to be silver 1
>>6794674
Trip on chara.
>>6794678
>>6794683
ok now you're not
how are you
Hi!
So I had my bangs cut today.
They're like the tiniest bit too short, and I hate these contact lens, but in a week or two I'll be very happy with them. For now though....I'VE LOOKED BETTER.
How was your day, MtFG? Do anything fun, or productive?
Why do universities ask these questions?
>>6794691
why was I before?
tired
sad
why does everyone want lewd stuff?
am i the only person that would settle completely happy for >>6794681
?
>>6794645
Tell me how Grace behaves, anon.
>>6794693
I'm so sad Lilly
I'm so sad.
>>6794693
I'm sad lily
oh yes this is good
>>6794693
>Ask for that
>Get this
FUCK MY LIFE
>>6794702
what's wrong
>>6794693
Any longer and they would be in your eyes.
>>6794676
are u floating bc u did DXM?
>>6794706
not really
>>6794603
yes, it means you're not over whoever didn't want you.
>people complaining about bangs
just watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo
jeez
>>6794700
Like a chaser.
>>6794711
why are you sad in the first place
>>6794694
diversity. being lgbt probably helps your chances of admission.
>>6794705
thanks
>>6794711
kys
>>6794714
B-but I can't be chased because I'm a chaser.
>>6794694
so they can give you a medal
>>6794694
To find people to pose for their diverse pictures of students studying and socializing that they put in their adverisement pamphlets. They need the white guy, the Asian, the black, two women of differing ethnicities, the dude in the wheelchair, the guy who's clearly gay, and now the Muslim and the tranny.
>>6794705
>>6794721
You can if you transition, that's how it works around here.
>>6794714
But doesn't she have a partner?
>>6794702
>>6794703
Oh. I'm sorry. :(
What's wrong?
>>6794706
T-thank you, nim. Did you have a good day at least? You know, a comfy one if not productive. I am usually not productive myself.
>>6794707
You need a good stylist! She gave my bangs texture so that I can move them around and style them however I want, like pic related. Which is cool.
They just look kind of eh right now. You know how it is though. Gotta wash them, and style them the way I like.
>>6794709
Not true! She cut off a ton of hair. ;_; Which kind of #triggers my dysphoria for some reason? Haircuts, fampai. Idk.
>>6794707
Tfw asked for that. Got it.
Then never managed to do it on urself w/o holes.
JUST
Dont even try to look as good as Edie/Lily (idk what you want to be called???), im convinced she jas a pact with satan for beauty and money.
>>6794728
We've lost count of how many trannies Grace had since January.
What does "demi-boy mean"? what does "bi-romantic mean"? Reddit is hurting my brain
>>6794716
sometimes I just get sad
altho it's not like there are plenty of reasons not to be
>>6794725
Fuck off, though.
>>6794701
>d
what's erotic about headpats??
>>6794736
ever heard of google?
>>6794728
nope, she pulled the same thing on her as she does with everyone else she hooks up with.
she falls in love for a day or two, posts nonstop about how in love she is, then changes her little mind when she gets what she wants (usually erp) or gets bored.
>>6794738
oh
it seems like everyone is always sad on here and i can never do anything about it
>>6794708
>>6794729
I had gotten over someone who I used to like but I saw them again and now I can't get them out of my head again
>>6794736
>demi-boy
identifies partially as a boy but not fully
>bi-romantic
same as bisexual but for romantic attraction instead of sexual attraction
that was a nice nap
last night was crazy
>>6794743
nothing
anon is probably just a butt blasted chaser
>>6794745
Too funny but I don't doubt it's probably the truth.
>>6794748
ah, just when you think the wound is healed it is ripped right back open
i'm sorry
anything I can do to help
>that anon who was asking for friends still hasnt accepted your skype request
;~;
>>6794750
hey kiwi
Why do yall like bullying me so much?
>>6794736
The first doesn't exist. The second is basically just breaking one of the simplest parts of human interaction down into categories so it can be used to increase the number of minorities you belong to. It's bullshit, really. I know a cis straight guy in my college sexuality class who identifies himself as "heterosexual but aromantic," and the Tumblr girls in the class just think it's great. I don't think they get that he's making a joke at their expense and that he's actually just your average young straight dude who is into bar hookups and doesn't call you back once he's fucked you. It's hilarious.
>>6794646
>>6794653
Would it make sense for the three of us to meet? And yes I would like that.
Unfortunately I was told that my appointment was scheduled for the month prior to which I was told and now I'll have to wait another month. I was never even contacted when I didn't show up.
>>6794729
yeah it was okay
hey did you feel weird getting your first makeover while you were transitioning
>>6794729
How do I find a good stylist? Alos, what kind of comb/brush do you use for straight bangs?
>>6794762
I like headpatting you
>>6794762
because you're human garbage and you deserve it for all the people you've hurt
>>6794760
h-hi there a-nonner-mouse
>>6794763
That's quite funny
>>6794764
we are in separate commonwealths tho
>>6794762
Why do you do what you do?
Why does kiwi do what he does?
Why does Robin do what she does?
Why does quid or shakira ad infinitum
>>6794772
Is there any evidence of this or is it just your typical she said/she said drama that we've grown accustomed to here?
>>6794780
>misgendering kiwi and not robin
kill yoruself seriously retard
>tfw almost missed the train and now Im all sweaty cause I had to run
>>6794771
Thank you anon <3
>>6794772
Havent you ever hurt people, anon? Everyone has at some point. Ive done my best to make things okay with the people I have.
>>6794773
>tfw you're having a contest with your friend with who can get the highest score in duolingo
>tfw your head is too sore now and he's going to win
Check out this hot catgirl headpat addict so kaway guys.
i guess this is a bad time
see you later thread
>>6794748
who is it? just confess your love to them senpai, theres always hope.
>>6794758
They really aren't, it's perfectly possible to dissociate both, as the cis woman who helped me get over the feat of transition in HS reminded me a couple of times.
>>6794783
kys kiwi nobody real likes you
>>6794792
no kiwi pls dont go
>>6794792
Better drop that trip so nobody will blame you for being a dick :^)
>>6794792
Yeah I should get out of here this is a dumb waste of time, I should be trying to be happy rn
I should go back to taking a break from here
Ttyl everyone
>>6794780
Because conservatives are dumb and must be forcibly reeducated on internet message boards is why I do what I do.
the SAME fucking anon still fucking at it
fucking END yourself PLEASE
>>6794781
she's been manipulating and chasing other trannies since the start of this year, she does the exact same thing every time she starts internet dating someone.
not long ago she was also found to be using trans as a means of getting attention on an airsoft board full of autistic manchildren, posting basically nudes in rainbow socks and calling herself a trap.
>>6794789
She just looks like the average weeb girl on my campus, to be honest.
>>6794799
How many cakes have you eaten in your life?
>>6794785
>Ive done my best to make things okay with the people I have.
uh, no you haven't.
>>6794789
I mean, she's obviously cute. You really this jelly anon?
>inb4 absolutely feminine
>>6794806
boo gave up and is just doin this now. lol.
Ah, the perfect edition for me;
I feel VERY sad today. Not only did I watch a dramatic movie, I also felt very down in general because of my inability to let go of a breakup aand you guessed it, dysphoriaaa yay~ (and body dysmorphia)
>>6794807
Nice drama
>>6794800
Fuck off dude.
>>6794732
>im convinced she jas a pact with satan for beauty and money
Who told you???? Was it Beelzebub???????
>>6794748
Ouch. Yeah...I've been there. I'm sorry, girl. It'll get better in time. :(
>>6794766
Um, well! I went and bought makeup myself when I was 18, and started wearing it every day.
I guess when I was at school for makeup I used to be a model for the teacher, and when she did looks on me I felt a little scared at first.
Anxious, awkward, etcetera. I got over it though. Any makeup artist doing a makeover on you should be (if they're professional at all) very kind, and reassuring to you throughout.
If you mean my hair though, similar story. My friend who went through the cosmetologist program cut my hair, and sewed my extensions for me. I really miss everyone sometimes.
>>6794769
Definitely look up reviews. A lot of salons have instagrams now too, so you can view the work of the hairdressers near you.
I use a boar bristle brush after flat ironing them! I use this one, but any one will do. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001N444I6
>>6794765
I'm not a lesbian, I only like bois
>>6794817
Aspect of Lilith, sloot. :^)
>>6794793
>Filtered
>"There's always hope"
Please don't bully grace!!!
>>6794764
I'm in pittsburgh atm, and will be for the next few months.
I will do anything to see someone that I know doesn't hate me.
>>6794780
>>Why does Robin do what she does?
>implying Robin knows why she does what she does
>implying Robin knows what she does, let alone why
>>6794665
>tfw she's ur gf
:)
>>6794826
Didn't way she was a cutie, just that she looks like the average weeb girl on my campus.
>>6794825
red is pretty!!!! so is grace!!!!
hi red!!!! im on dxm!!!!
>>6794829
>implying the rest that aren't diagnosed severely autistic know better
>implying most of the trips here aren't on the same wavelength as Robin
>>6794832
No not even if I try to suspend disbelief. Maybe if your state is next to a leaky nuclear power plant but I doubt it.
I'm blasted off my tits.
Jesus.
Sooooo highhhh
>>6794845
>chasers giving opinions
i want milkers
give me tips on how to get milkers
>>6794851
Massage your tits
Kaylee loves milking me!
>>6794756
Thanks for the offer but no.
>>6794848
bluh, I miss that, can't due to psych looking at my values and shit. as soon as I'm done with that shit though, god damn
>>6794851
drink soy milk
>>6794849
>chaser thinks he's trans and hubboxing to delusion
>>6794868
>implying
IM OFF MY TITS
I tried making my voice more fem today
Literally any time I try speaking from my throat, I sound like a crippled bird.
I wanna die
>>6794870
>implying it's not what everyone else knows is true
Quit struggling hon you make it more obvious.
>only day off
>doing homework at desk
>parents come home loudly
>"why is she home? you need to work!"
>comes into my room
>instigating me
jfc i hate being back at home
>>6794880
Hi beep!!!
im a fucking spaceman
>Hon
>Loner
>Rejected
>Fat
>Ugly
>Uncool
>Closeted
>Autismo
Give me three good reasons not to kill myself
>>6794817
>https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001N444I6
>$160.02
Is it made of diamonds or something
>>6794882
hi red
>>6794884
You described most of the other trips and they're not doing it either.
kill yourself kayla for ruining another thread
>>6794880
I know this feel a lot. If you need a ragehug I'm here.
>>6794884
DXM ++ CRITICAL AMSS WEEEDDX
3. is gthe off-menu secret GBK burger i had today
I wish my face wasn't so wide and heavy
>>6794822
someone from here? who is it shakira, who?!
>>6794901
I wish my ass was wide and heavy.
>>6794880
Your dad and I agreed you have to start pulling your own weight in the family finances.
Stop badmouthing us or I swear to Jesus I'll revoke your internet privileges.
>>6794895
>chaser lashing out at Kayla because he got rejected
>>6794918
Fuck off
>>6794880
>why is SHE home
>she
well, you could've been in pittsburgh with me.
>tfw failed to shop during the day again.
>>6794923
that's my line, apparently.
and sorry for genuinely wanting
I should shave
But I'm so tired
>>6794925
Lucky for you or you might have been accused of rape in the next thread.
I wish I could just faint so that someone would care about me. Shouldn't be too hard in this intense heat.
>>6794925
i couldnt really. i dont have the money for that.
>Tfw because of your fashion likes, pinterest recommends you get a pool board.
At least I got rich married woman tastes.
>>6794884
none
grab the nearest superior semiauto and blow your brains out, aiming it under your chin :)
>>6794935
When you faint and nobody gives a damn not even your tranny friends.
>>6794936
Stop ignoring me, young lady.
>>6794937
That's... that's a man cave thing. Women buy them so their husbands will fuck off and leave them alone.
How to stop being a man's man?
>>6794940
Ok. Thanks for the tip.
I'll stop being angsty now
>>6794940
Did you check your purse? Those type of people seem like they would pickpocket you.
>>6794946
Stop eatin potatoes and drankin GIH'NESS fer starters.
>>6794951
But Guinness is like the only good beer
>>6794956
I thought Guinness was its own thing
>this is the semester where I'll make friends and be social!
>end of first week and I haven't left my apartment outside of class time
>half of my classes are group based and I'm too scared to talk to anyone to form a group
>tfw transition progress seems to have stalled
I had a chance to jump to my death and I didn't do it. Kinda regret it sometimes.
>>6794694
>had to fill out questionnaire before going to school counseling
>has these sorts of questions on there
>tfw felt super uncomfortable putting how I felt on those
>>6794945
>Thinking a pool is a man cave.
>Not knowing about poolboys
>Not lounging lazily in a float sipping margaritas
>Not working on your tan
>Not having excuses to buy and wear new bikinis.
>Husband angry about pool maintenance and water filter issues
>Husband angry about water bill
>Husband angry that you can only use the pool 3 months a year
>Husband left with less disposable income to get home theater and compromising on audio quality.
I'm so sorry you're wrong honey
Last nights dream was a mess. Most of it was a nightmare about a demon infesting my body and becoming me and then it kept my loved ones as pets so that it could live among human society inconspicuously.
But there was also dota, and i even dreamt about how exactly i would explain what happened in my dream on mtfg. Probably because i slept for 14 hours.
AAAAAAAAAAA
How does it feel to know that the guys who are into you are closeted homosexuals or lonely neckbeards who want a gamer gf who's "just like them"?
Reminder
>>6794967
Fuck off you walking fucking mess. Posting your retarded dreams? Jesus fucking christ you have failed at life.
>>6794971
>guys who are into you
Good one
>>6794975
I do it every day and screenshot them as a way of keeping a personal drean journal.
>>6794972
Like we don't know that doll face is a bitter insecure person
>>6794981
Fuck off you fat beaner.
>>6794975
Last night I dreamed I woke up and Chara was slitting my throat with a demonic grin.
When I woke up for real it was so hot I had jazzed all over my panties.
>>6794972
What are you hons complaining about?
>>6794984
The night before that I dreamed I had tracked drakeposter to his house and had an axe. I tied him up and tortured him some, but then I woke up.
Again, jazz all up in my pants.
>>6794990
Trip on doll face
>>6794998
>hon arguing with hons
>>6794995
As if any of you pass now.
daily reminder that quid is a child molester and basically just a chaser who transitioned for dat girltinkler money, honey
>>6794998
Tonight I'll have a dream where lgbt has board persistent IDs so I could filter all the really incredibly repulsive anons like you and keep the nice ones.
Anons yelling at anons about trip drama.
Typical.
>>6795003
>posting standard replies
>>6794998
Oh yeah, and I'll jazz in my pants.
How the heck did i manage to get a cold in august
>>6794972
here's some spicy insider's knowledge about lily the dragface: he's mildly autistic
but aren't we all
aren't we all
(kill me)
what the fuck is this ad doing on my site
>>6795006
what money lmao
>>6795007
>incredibly repulsive
Come on hon you couldn't project any harder. You're one of the most repulsive chaser hons on the board. You're the embodiment of pure shit and fakeness.
>>6795011
i like hanna
>>6795007
So you need a hugbox.
I am sorry for being mean but i am filled with anger and you people are the easiest targets.
>>6795011
Sudden temperature drops?
>>6794902
How new are you?
>>6795008
Trips dropping their trip so it looks like anons care.
>>6795011
spironolactone is killing your immune system
trust me i'm a doc
>>6795020
i've only been here a few weeks, sorry 0^0
>>6795016
And i like Nim
>>6795018
Nothing drastic, whole thing is just odd
Why are guys on 4chan so pro ftms? Is it the jews or just beta genetics?
Can't we all just love each other
How long did it take for your tits to become noticeable? How much time on boymode do I have left?
>>6795022
B-but im on cypro
>>6795014
your money
i'm steeling it tonight with the female cast of ocean's eleven
>>6795010
Cool story dude.
>>6795013
>TFW nim is payed off by Clinton foundation
>>6795032
even worse my man
>>6795028
I don't really know. I only come here when i am depressed but that seems to be almost every day now. I barely know you though.
Want me to bully you?
>>6795035
Pays better than the Trump """"""campaign"""""" if you trust /pol/
>>6795037
Am i kill doc?
>>6795035
i wish
with clinton foundation pay off money id be set for life
>>6795015
Oh yes, that sure describes me, fake. Definitely totally fake.
>>6795017
Perhaps I misspoke. All the anons that don't forcibly try to make the thread total shit, unlike you. Really I don't filter anyone, just not my thing, but people should have the option because it gets quite obnoxious.
>>6795034
Poor anon. Have an ice dildo.
>>6795029
When your hands are dirty you don't get to act innocent like any of us are friends.
>>6795026
>Talking hatefully about jews for no reason.
Settle down Omar from Sweden
>>6795023
Shakira has been in love with Mercury since like forever. Lurk moar.
>>6795045
y e s
r.i.p.
i
p
>>6795044
Pol is one of the few white boards. Who else should i trust? Camel jockeys and African druglords. Jesus christ we are doomed with this low IQ plauge outbreeding us and destroying our western civilization
>>6795039
oh, same. and yeah. i look like a manly fucking hon.
Yo
Sperm and oilve oil taste great together
>>6795051
oh really? i dont see them talk much. is that mercury's trip gf then?
>>6795048
You're also obnoxious and make the thread total shit. Actually you do it about as often as anons do it which is impressive since there's only one of you.
>>6795054
Can i see?
>>6795034
that's quid? theyve actually got a lot more cute potential than I thought
>>6795053
>/pol/ is white
biggest meme
>>6794693
You look like my ass.
The only difference is that people want to kiss mine.
>>6795061
Come on, really, this is too delusional.
>>6795058
wtf, why'd you misquote quid when u meant to quote me?
>>6795059
fuck it i post it every day now. just another one towards the image count i guess.
>>6795052
Welp
Guess i can eat all the icecream i whant now
>>6795067
I thought you said you didn't pass.
You just look like a chubby girl.
>>6795067
Eh you look like a chubby child. Sorta male-ish. Are you like 14?
>>6795058
Because I get into the occasional argument and shitposted about my gf a ton when I was in the puppy love stage? That's equivalent to constant bullying and misgendering and big autistic fights about the most inane shit?
Nah, I don't think so. Go take some shrooms, have a thought, and shitpost no longer, dear anon.
>>6795061
That's the hope! :3
>>6795066
Seriously, sometimes I can't tell what's jelly and what's just being overly critical.
I mean I don't think I look very good at all so it can't be jelly like with grace or something... but why then? Why make such jokes when my self image is too solid to be fooled?
Oh right, cause you love making the thread devolve into trash.
We just need to get Princess of the Crystal to start posting again and we'll have the worst /mtfg/ of all years.
>>6795073
Naw pleb, you look like a girl. You have masculine features and you aren't conventionally attractive, but you look like a girl. I'm jealous of you, but you won't believe me, which I guess means I have to go anon and post about how ugly you are to prove it.
>>6795075
ok kayla
Rate m8's
let's settle this once and for all my men
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080218
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080218
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080218
>>6795072
Act innocent now and some fool might believe you? It only works so often and then we see past your stinking shit.
>>6795069
but icecream makes you fat
your fat corpse wouldn't even fit the coffin tbqhfamilia
>>6795073
Your shoulders are not that wide.
>>6795075
Forgetting Kira. Bring her back and mtfg would be some Walpurgisnacht shit.
>>6794972
what a piece of trash whore
the kind of tranny that you expect to read about in the obituaries
>>6795072
Who is jealous of you?
What kind of person would be jealous of that? I understand you're a narcissist but you need to calm down and think about it rationally.
You're a fucking joke sir.
>>6795013
go away CTR, I will not hotglue that
Is that a manly chin?
My hair is getting out of control...
Send help... Before it consumes me completely...
>>6795082
Have you seen Charlotte? Or Kari? Both of them have a striking resemblance to Edgar. Kari in particular looks like a cross between ol' rapeyface and Kayla.
>>6795100
oh my goodness cuteness overload
can i adopt you or something
Public apology to people who aren't Lana and Lana samefagging as hateanon for all the chara shitposting by the way, I know it was super annoying.
>>6795083
Ok, what stinking shit? I literally don't have any drama in my past on this board, the one thing in doubt got cleared up by peeps finally the other month. I do have a bad memory though.
Just tell me something nasty I've done and I'll express my sincere severe remorse. I generally try to be a nice friendly person.
>>6795100
damn you look crazy different already. good to see its working well for ya
>>6795100
Oh goodness you're cute.
>>6795090
Why do you still keep bringing her up every other week?
>>6795100
you're cute
i would waifu you
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080266
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080266
http://www.strawpoll.me/11080266
>>6795073
>i look like a fat man
no, not really.
>shoulders/face/brow
your hips compensate for your shoulders, brow is actually fine, and chin/jaw are in the acceptable range.
If I were to argue the brow, it would be that your orbital rims (ridges above the eye socket) are a little low, but it doesn't look like it's actually slanted forwards because the bridge of your nose meets it without dipping.
Chin and jaw are fine because they aren't well defined. This is where being chubby can actually help you pass a little. The less defined your features are, the more androgynous you look. If you were super-skinny, your chin/jaw would stick out a lot, but you're not, so they're soft features, which makes them somewhat feminine. Not conventionally feminine, but you don't look like Ahnold swarzeneggero (Terminator).
>>6795102
>targeting both me and Kari
Trip on Birdy.
>>6795104
Just fuck off dude you're a drama magnet. Nobody can chill out with you here.
>>6795102
i haven't seen them if i may be Frank to be quite HONest
>>6795094
Lterally repeated what she said back to her. she literally said no one could be jealous of her. Go kill yourself my man, and make mtfg great-ish again.
>>6795112
>everyone who dislikes you is birdy
do you ever learn hon
>>6795108
Why though? You guys are fun to hang around.
>>6795120
Trip on quid kys.
>>6795082
>Tfw some /pol/ newfag gets her ass handed to her.
>>6795106
Thanks m8. You trannies are really good at facial structure observation. Ever heard the the term "looksmaxing"?
>>6795121
I mean, who the fuck else hates me?
Pretty obviously you.
>>6795124
thats okay i like having someone to talk care of
>>6795082
34 hillary lewinsky voters get out reee
>>6795131
People like you?
>>6795116
Surprisingly enough I've been involved in literally no drama on here since early 2014 which I'm slightly pathetically autistically proud of, so quit bluffing and name an example.
>>6795135
Why are you voting for Trump? I want him to win to see if he will deport 11 mil shitskins
>>6795135
You got told hon by my thousands of proxies. :^)
>>6795131
Just because you orbit someone who hates birdy for not insulting a child doesn't mean everyone who doesn't like you is him, hon.
>>6795142
This thread and the last one and all the others before that. You have a real nerve attempting to bitch anyone out in this thread.
>>6795134
Woooo!
>>6795147
People you target:
>me
>kari
>moap
people birdy has a grudge against
>me
>kari
>moap
>grace
does anyone else have any reason to hate all of these people at once?
>>6795111
>no yes votes
ouch...
So much autism
>>6795152
that same anon also targets grace but i dont actually think its birdy
>>6795152
>birdy is the only person who doesn't particularly like those people
OK hon
>>6795143
>Not knowing Obama has deported more illegal inmigrants and reduced illegal immigration nore than all american presidents combined.
Oh pol, why are are you living in a fantasy world?
>>6795152
your paranoia is a big reason you barely have any friends willing to put up with you.
Who is the meanest Trip?
Who is the meanest person in your life?
Who is the creepiest Trip?
Who is the creepiest person in your life?
Who is the most AGP Trip?
Who is the most sexually frustrating person in your life?
Which Trip is most likely to successful in life?
Which Trip is least likely to be successful in life?
Do you believe you will be successful?
Do you have a college degree, or are you planning on getting one?
Which Trip do you have the worst opinion of?
What is your opinion of yourself?
How often is too often when talking about sex? Either here or IRL.
What is one thing you want to improve about yourself?
>>6795162
Same dune coon who promotes black terrorism?
>>6795152
>me
Don't care shut the fuck up with your drama.
>kari
Don't care 5/10
>moap
Bit of an asshole consistently
>grace
Puke in my nostrils and puke between my synapses. If Grace acted like a normal person instead of inflated with hyperbole and narcissistic self obsession it wouldn't be so bad she looks like she does.
>>6795124
but you would get fat! you should watch your figure and how bad it would look in the coffin if it was fat, hanna
>>6795143
you're mistaken, i am voting for doggie mcthunderknot instead tbqh
>>6795153
i ticked "yes but your personal life will remain in autistic tatters 2"
did i do good, boss?
>>6795166
I ll be your friend you poor misguided homo.
I AM SO FUKING FUKE DFOF MY F ACE RIGHT NW
PW
OWO
FUKC
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>6795172
Well ill be blown to bits soon to
Watching birds sperg out is funny
>get asked for ID to see a 15 movie
>23 years old
What did she mean by this
>>6795172
thnx
I LOVE YHOU
I LOVE EVETYONE
EVERYTHI G IS BRILLIANT
THATS BRILLIANT
EVERYTHING
>>6795182
you got those primetime trans genetics, congratulations
>>6795166
quite frankly I still find it funny the only reason you hate him after admitting he's actually nice is because the other stuck up bitch you orbit doesn't like him anymore because he wouldn't call someone ugly.
>>6794828
I know I'll be in Pittsburgh on 9/29 at least
Good morning /mtfg/
How are you?
I'm gonna go to cps today and afterwards I should be going to my work interview. Wish me luck.
>>6795182
You're either lucky as fuck or you're too andorgynous and clerk wanted you ID to know if you girl or boy
>>6795168
>Be President Obama
>Kill Bin Laden
>get accused of "Promotes terrorism" by inbred hillbillies
Good thing americans who don't deserve america are dying out.
>>6795148
...so you're just gonna make shit up? Feeding your idiocy isn't drama, it's just ill-advised. Come on anon, one example. Pretty please.
>>6795192
Im okish
Whats cps?
>>6795192
Wouldn't it be hilarious if they forced you to move back in with your father
>>6795197
Quid is super ultra awesome! I <3 her.
>>6795166
>inb4 he cries to moap again because he's paranoid enough to believe every anon is birdy
>>6795170
>me
go ahead and point out my drama today. Even chara is nice to me.
>kari
you talked to her for what, 5 minutes?
>moap
moap is nice to people who care about her, which certainly says something about you.
>grace
wow, you're still pretty mad about that breakup. Too bad she gave up on you.
>>6795187
no, I hate you because you're a spineless PUA.
Die.
>>6795191
awwwhhhh but that's a month away....
who here /type replies and delete them/
>>6795192
good luck witht he interview
dont get treapped by cps watch ur back and dont let them make youa gree to anything without proper time to research and think it out
>>6795195
kek, yesterday's hero is today's scapegoat
>>6795210
who here LOVES DRUGGS
>>6795165
>Who is the meanest Trip?
The one that dropped their trip just now.
>Who is the meanest person in your life?
All /mtfg/ trips right now.
>Who is the creepiest Trip?
Quid or maybe Kiwi.
>Who is the creepiest person in your life?
Quid or maybe Kiwi
>Who is the most AGP Trip?
Kayla
>Who is the most sexually frustrating person in your life?
I haven't an idea.
>Which Trip is most likely to successful in life?
The ones that don't post anymore.
>Which Trip is least likely to be successful in life?
Anyone with a trip arguing about their /mtfg/ credibility recently.
>Do you believe you will be successful?
I'm not psychic.
>Do you have a college degree, or are you planning on getting one?
Yes.
>Which Trip do you have the worst opinion of?
Too many to choose from.
>What is your opinion of yourself?
I have real life problems but I work through them. I wont dwell on things too much.
>How often is too often when talking about sex? Either here or IRL.
Every other conversation is too much. If someone did it in life like 4chan I would tell them to get laid and avoid them.
>What is one thing you want to improve about yourself?
Income.
Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.
>>6795180
what if the missiles are filled with belgian chocolates and crispy wafers
really makes u think
>>6795183
i don't love you
i don't love anyone
i am a lone wolfess
>>6795210
story of my life famallah
Cashier: "Thank you very much"
Me: "Y-you too"
>>6795195
Kill some sandnigger who supposedly died 8 years before that. I wonder why they never showed his body. Why was he thrown in the sea?
>>6795208
kys
>>6795210
I just post what I think even if it's stupid as fuck
>>6795222
i lpve you
and drugs
shit its mdingith already
tgat wa four horud?!?!?!?!Q
FUCK
wew
woha
fuk aoyeha
se
Thank god people compare me to kiwi and not a trip that's even remotely creepy, otherwise I might get insecure.
>>6795197
>argue with me or I'll blame you for making drama
Fuck off cretin.
im a good girl
pat pat
im a good girl!!
>>6795165
>Who is the meanest Trip?
Kayla when her autism mode activates.
>Who is the meanest person in your life?
My father.
>Who is the creepiest Trip?
Quid.
>Who is the creepiest person in your life?
Teacher in college.
>Who is the most AGP Trip?
Quid.
>Who is the most sexually frustrating person in your life?
Me.
>Which Trip is most likely to successful in life?
Ufufu.
>Which Trip is least likely to be successful in life?
Kayla, Robin or Oddish.
>Do you believe you will be successful?
Yes.
>Do you have a college degree, or are you planning on getting one?
Yes, getting one.
>Which Trip do you have the worst opinion of?
Kayla.
>What is your opinion of yourself?
I'm okay but I'm almost a little too unoffensive to the point of being forgettable.
>How often is too often when talking about sex? Either here or IRL.
On here it's not as big of a deal but not all the time in the detail some people on here do it. I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who always talked about sex irl because it'd make me uncomfortable desu.
>What is one thing you want to improve about yourself?
My social skills and fashion sense are awful. Income as well.
>>6795208
>moap is nice to people who care about her
Moap is nice as long as she gets something out of it, in your case it's because you're the ugly friend who makes her look prettier.
>>6795231
You weren't around when kiwi met jocelhon
>>6795226
at least that makes sense
me last week calling for pizza
>thank you for ordering with us today, we hope you choice us again
>you too
>silence
>bye
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>6795231
Who would have known you like being compared to a rapist, a known chaser and poster of creeper shots.
>>6795234
Not argue, i was just asking for an example. All you've been able to do is point out random stuff in the hope it somehow helps your point, so I guess that conclusively settles the matter. Better luck next time, chaser pal
>>6795248
It makes sense but it's still socially awkward af ;-;
That said, damn, that sounds embarrassing ;__;
>>6795204
You do realize I haven't talked about my paranoia in the thread before, right?
I already told you, you're making a fool of yourself. Why don't you go back to posting those disgusting vultures instead of samefagging yourself to death.
>>6795236
Pat pat
>>6795260
It made me cry, I could have sword the delivery guy snickered at me for no apparent reason like they knew or something.
just kill me
>2216
>subject is a 23 year old, judging by the skeleton, male
>tricorder is picking up signs of high levels of estrogen in the bones
>what the... cause of death, the feel when no boyfriend? what is wrong with this thing
>>6795264
Better go wash that hand now
>>6795256
You can't help yourself, there you go again. Who's the chaser? You are, now stop projecting and making drama threads every day.
My poo is black and I have diarrhea help me am I possessed by a demon
>>6795267
kiwi never raped anyone
it was a big fucking stupid rumor that got blown out of proportion because kiwi went full autist on the date and it made jocelyn uncomfortable and then anons fanned the flames
>>6795262
>assumes every anon is birdy
>you can't conclude paranoia from this
ok hon
>>6795266
He knows that you have a benis
>>6795269
>implying i won't be editing my DNA with CRISPR to live forever and get XY chromosomes
>>6795078
i really have no idea what ppl are seeing, and like i really don't get why ppl would want tolook like me? most ppl pass better 2 mo hrt than i do now.
>>6795089
>almost 16" at 5'4"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>6795098
SHAVE
H
A
V
E
and yeah welcome to the club.
>>6795100
crazy hair fuarrrking sux fampai. i feel u.
>>6795112
yeah, i dunno i can see like me in hs in every fucking pick, even if my measurements have changed. reeeee
>>6795182
>tfw can't use brother's ID anymore
>>6795266
;___;
>tfw socially awkward and you analyse every little thing you did wrong in an exchange
>>6795269
>Tfw the only people who want you are trannies
>Tfw they look decent but you are grossed out by their penis
>>6795282
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>6795281
>and get XY chromosomes
why
okay so
if ive got thsi right
and i might not have
but if ive got this right
then the front half of me feels like its here but stoned
and the back half feels like its in the univese of the nausicaa manga
>>6795285
>He told honcelyn to suck his dick
yes, in the name of sheen
>imprisoned her in his house
that didnt happen
>>6795289
That is, got some rational hate beforehand. Anon hate @ me went up like 500 percent afterwards and has ten times less effort, which is really just sad.
>>6795303
>tfw u just blurt the joke out then realise "shit that wasn't funny, what an embarrassment lol"
>>6795304
Join the ranks of the normies. Hide your neuroses from the world and secretly hate yourself all the time like me :)
>>6795208
Coming to Pitt is a pain in the ass and I don't go there for anything but hrt. I work most days
Hrt appointment caused a pain in the fucking ass.
My patches were 0.075mg. She wanted my E much higher so she wanted to prescribe "0.5mg patches". I confirmed she said that right and she reassured me it was higher, because she apparently thought I didn't know how decimals works. Well I was fairly certainly they didn't go that high...
I left appointment at 11:30 AM, pharmacy at noon, they're trying to give me 0.025mg patches. Um... no. I call clinic, they're out to lunch. I leave a message. They call me back at 3.Now my old pharmacy has 0.05mg patches... new pharmacy cancels those, calls clinic, clinic calls back, they deal the order, around 5pm I have 0.1mg patches. Close enough, that's probably what she meant, they don't go higher than that.
Oh and I had been up since 9pm the previous day cuz work. Bleeeeeh.
>>6795304
i would like to be abducted and held captive
as somenes pet tranny
fed hormones and food and water and housed etc in return for sexual and domestic services
and just not have to deal with all the trouble of every day life
just a little dubm pet
that owuld be ncie
>>6795304
Us straight guys can spot a homo right away. He knew that you like penis
>>6795267
Kiwi was around chasing trannies and was banging one for a couple of years until a year ago. Then he dumped all her private info and pictures to embarrass her among friends. It was also the first of many fake suicide attempts to get attention. It took a day until he crafted a fake anime girl persona and pretending like it never happened. Then he did ERP and chased Jocelyn, he tried to coerce Jocelyn into sex when they met up and got undressed. Jocelyn bailed and then he posted private pictures of her too and photoshoped pictures of Jocelyn and Kari. This harassment campaign went on for months. At the turn of the year after a few more internet tranny relationships it was Grace's turn but they're both chasers. Grace has admitted to some trip dropping and photoshopping they did together to make fun of other trips.
>not a lunatic chaser trying to discredit anyone dating another trans girl to widen their pool of prey.
Perfect example of projection.
But you and Kiwi are both fucking vermin. Lunatic chasers? KYS sir.
>>6795314
idid dxm elanan
it a good
>>6795314
i stopped doing that a while ago because i tend to get words caught in my throat when im nervous
so a-uh-j-joke ends up uh c-coming out like this h-haha..ha..a.
>>6795322
Holy shit KIWI sounds like a hero.
>>6795289
People already hated your before you dated a stupid edgy attention whore
>>6795326
I did it, eventually, sorta
Its not outside the realm of possibility
>>6795324
>taking more drugs within a week of a massive overdose
Dumbass
>>6795328
Ur adorable nim
>>6795330
Kiwi is what every chaser aspires to be.
>>6795334
ohn fuck i forgot about that already
um fuck
dxm doesnt effect the lvier right? its only 225 mg
wekk i mean i feel okay at least
fuck i forgot
>>6795332
LOL
Slightly missing the point, aren't we.
And just like always, vast majority of the hate stopped as soon as I pointed out y'all just want to fuck chara. Kinda sad you're apparently the only one who actually legitimately hates me for other reasons, makes it kind of painfully obvious lol
>>6795334
>Waaahhhh don't bully Edgar
>bullies him
Sick of your shit
>>6795340
shes a pretty cute chaser desu
i wish i was that cute so i could chase femboyts more effectivlry
>>6795340
I learned a lot today. Thanks :3
>>6795344
I really hope you don't actually believe this.
>>6795334
>Its not outside the realm of possibility
I only really ever talk to people on 4chan 99.999% of the time, I'm finding it hard not to say inconvient things normal people may find just a bit "abhorrent"
>>6795345
cute!!!!! :D
>>6795314
Worst is when it's something self deprecating that you realize too late was like ten times too self deprecating and now everyone is looking at you all concerned
Be nice to quid and kiwi
>>6795346
You don't look too different. Kiwi is just better at faking than you.
>tfw average rating is 8/10 cute boy
well at least i can be a cute boy desu
>>6795056
>i dont see them talk much
That's because Mercury hates her.
>>6795352
The rest of us can tell too, you know...
>>6795334
o///o
ty
i wish everyone else found it as endearing as you seem to lol
i cant wait to see my catboy again
we're gonna snog so much
gonna do headscritching and nuzzling mmmm
>>6795345
omg that's ugly, why did you chose that, in this color to top it off
>>6795357
No not cute. Sickeningly ugly. And stop this disgusting fake display immediately.
>>6795359
Two of the worst posters, if you're supposed to be nice to them who is left not to be nice to?
>>6795365
sieg heil thread fuhrer isla
>>6795358
quid help me
i am unsure what to eat for dinner tonight
should i just go to the store and grab some things to cook real quick? or even a simple forzen pizza?
or should i get pho??? or something??? HELP ME
>>6795342
Everything affects the liver, especially the cwe codeine you took several days back that still has paracetamol in it. Are you TRYING to pickle your liver?
>>6795358
Oh damn
Yeah
I know that feel pretty well :(
>>6795356
You probably need to deneetify
>>6795345
I would prefer robin not kill herself, but here's your (You)
>>6795380
ehhh?
i was just posting about being a cute boy
i wish i was a cute girl though
too bad im a cuteboy and not a cutegirl
>Tfw always had thin as fuck hair that doesn't stay in place
>Tfw can't go 24 hours without it being greasy as fuck
Is there anything I can do to make the strands of hair thicker or something?
>>6795369
The rest of you that only hate quid because you want to fuck chara?
>>6795359
Thank you, it's ok though. the chara hate actually helps cause otherwise I can't be sure why theyre hating on me, this way I know and can find it funny
Please someone trade me, I want to be girls like you with no periods Dx
I post pictures of myself all the time but still no bf..what do I do???
>>6795395
I want to feel the pain of periods...
>>6795399
This is what quid actually believes. Bizarre chaser logic innit.
>>6795390
hitler-kun was a cute boy, I think he could have passed easy with hrt alone
>>6795213
>Reagan funded and trained Al Qaeda
>Bush jr. funded and trained ISIS
>accuse democrats of funding and aiding terrorism
>I know, let's elect Trump
>Tfw Republican voters have the deductive prowess of pigeons
>>6795406
You can be my gf beep.
>>6795384
Do you know how much APAP stays in the CWE after its done?
>>6795384
>You probably need to deneetify
I can't though, I am unable to leave home right now and for the foreseeable future besides hospital
>>6795414
I wish I could hurt like that!!
>>6795392
I feel bad now but I have done this like once
i like how the more people that one anon attacks the less credible he actually looks
when you go after half the thread people stop believing the lies
dumbass
>>6795414
I wish I could lay on a heating pad without getting dysphoric af.
>>6795420
It feels like someone is sticking knives and needles into my lower abdomen and twisting them around :(
>>6795411
>not knowing obama and clinton did the exact same shit
>wonder why we want a non-politician
>>6795399
You, Moap, and everyone else who has had beef with him ARE terrible people. Stop trying to ignore the fact that Moap hates him because he refused to call someone an ugly boy you pathetic orbiter.
>still trying to imply he was trying to chase you
Even chasers have standards, honnie.
okay im gonna go
and let myself be alone from the world with these feelings and thoughts
it feels wonderfull
ineed to fully appreciate it
nini <3 peace
*poops on the floor*
edgar pies, anyone?
>>6795426
Okay Kiwi and I know that's you Kiwi. So right now you're wondering how can anon know it's me? Lets just say I have ways. Don't bother even trying to bluff it.
>>6795425
pm or am?
>>6795441
Yeah, I don't know about whatever shit with grace but I was there firsthand for the moap shit and that was absolutely absurd. That's the main reason I gained some more respect for him.
>>6795418
I don't know exactly how much, but it's not a completely clean extraction, not even close. The idea is not to remove the apap, but reduce the dose to acceptable levels.
>>6795419
Why ;-;
>>6795446
i wasn't
i was just posting on another board and forgot to put my trip on
it was completely obvious anyway
anyway i'm gonna go get chinese food, later
>>6795446
Be quiet Whinge. You are even worse than that sissy roleplayer.
>>6795446
Oooh look at that juicy uniquely distinctive typing style. Everyone check it out, textbook example.
>>6795425
same ;___;
it's a miserable existence, trying to convince yourself you're a girl
>>6795426
ikr?
>>6795438
I had a uti a couple weeks ago and it hurt like hell. I wanted to use a pad to loosen it up, but something kept getting in the way.
>>6795441
You definitely negged me when I was pre-hrt, so your standards are pretty low.
>>6795431
Ill trade with you!
>>6795457
what are you studying?
>>6795460
it's not working ;-;
>>6795451
>Why
my blood system is beyond fucked with no way to fix it, The sheer isolation has pushed me into finally coming out and working on hrt because I have fucking nothing at all to lose. Have not talked outside my family or doctors all year and I don't even talk to family that much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qSdOlTlScU
ME IRL
>>6795447
>great genes
whites still make up most hons compared to other races tbqh
>>6795454
>posts 3 seconds later after being called out
ayn rand please
>>6795466
how to be a loser lmao. nah but srsly, i dunno. it's either english lit or comp sci, but i dunno if i wanna do either. gotta take more classes.
>>6795467
I was wishing last week that I could go back to the time when gender didn't matter to me.
Of course, that time was nearly 8 years ago and I haven't matured emotionally since then.
secret kiwi fanclub meeting RIGHT NOW
you know where
>>6795460
I can see why you have no friends
>>6795474
hey am i a cute boy it me on the right
>>6795406
id be your bf but i live too far away
>>6795482
Inside chara's gaping anus? :3
I've been on the edge of an anxiety attack all day and rn I really just feel like I don't like anyone
>>6795482
In his asshole?
>>6795487
Do tell. I love a good psychoanalysis.
>>6795488
Do you ever post normal pictures or is your face shaped like a spade?
>>6795451
Hi derpanna.
>>6795492
When you realize who were you kidding trying to fool yourself
>>6795496
normal pics of me are vv ugly
I wish I had a button to delete some people from ever posting again.
>>6795506
>tfw your hairline hurts
>>6795510
Oryx tier post
>>6795487
btw, I forgot I had this.
let's see if it jogs your memory on why I hate you.
>>6795506
Same desu, they're so annoying
this drama is making my nipples hard
>>6795488
is that hips on the left
>>6795506
>>6795510
I didnt mean to quote you D:
>>6795510
PhattyChin!
>>6795510
How swollen is your face?
>>6795522
You need to up your Trump game.
>>6795510
>tfw your heart hurts
reminder to take e sublingually
Am I the only one who is happy today?? o:
>>6795518
no
my roommate
shes a vietnamese
>>6795533
>reminder to take e sublingually
why?
>>6795512
no. this actually made sense
>>6795522
its getting better slowly. my nose area has stopped hurting completely, but forehead/hairline is annoying.
my face is still pretty yellow/blue and I cant see that well on my left eye cause the swelling from the lids is pressing on it.
got better a bunch tho, I am not completely blind anymore
>>6795532
>not getting rid of your heart to keep the feels out
>>6795451
what is considered acceptable levels?
The 2500mg overdose is a meme, unless you drink everclear and NyQuil everyday you're not going to have issues 4000 to 5000 is when you start having issues tbqh, even 7 or 8 30/325s shouldn't really serve you issues, even without a CWE
>>6795492
that stinks beep i hope you feel better
>>6795536
it doesnt fuck over ur liver that way
works better too : )
>>6795533
i am also part vietnamese
small world!
>>6795532
no bueno. Go to the er
>>6795531
Daddy <3
>>6795536
It's more effective that way. Swallow spironolactone.
>>6795516
You can't leave it alone can you?
>>6795538
i already can't cry sofie i don't less feels is good for me
>>6795547
hmm well there are lots of vietnamese people arent there?
>>6795546
liver? pre hrt here
>>6795553
awww ;-;
>>6795567
Why are you ignoring me Phatty?
>>6795565
The organ.
>>6794750
sup
>>6795565
na, E isnt that hard on the liver anyway. theres some difference, but unless youve a serious liver condition already, it wont matter.
SL E mostly has a higher bioavailability so its easier to reach levels that make sense
>>6795567
im going to my first gender therapy appointment in a few days so maybe ill be crying soon lol
you seeing yourself get prettier ducky? :3
>>6795571
i fuckinglove martin shkreli
>>6795580
Master level troll
>>6795391
bls help
>>6795577
youll probably need E for the crying I am afraid. at least that was what I needed to get the ability to cry back. I hope all goes well during the papointment tho!!
not really, I am a bit annoyed how slowly the bruising goes away tebeha. I wanted to go to uni next week, but it doesnt look too good for that
i wanna move out of America
i love this country but i wanna leave
idk where to go
>>6795583
i have a folder of him on my other computer
hes great
>>6795571
skhrel drop it hard
>>6795576
I don't drink so I should be okay then
>>6795589
phien, I'm curious
have I ever been on your gaydar?
>>6795594
remember to vote for daddy first, America is 1# USA USA USA USA
What can I put in brown rice to make it taste less disgusting? I tried veggie nuggets but that texture was really unpleasant.
>>6795600
yes
>>6795609
what do you mean?
>>6795589
Fine. Be like that. I am going to bed, I have to get up early for work.
>>6795594
He shot Harambe. Says he'd do it again
To aus? Also why do you want to leave?
Remember to vote daddy b4 u leave
>>6795595
Shkreli is live rn https://www.periscope.tv/MartinShkreli
>>6795587
Are you on e? My hair went from thick to v. thick on hrt
>>6795617
Sriracha, soy, a bunch of veggies and some eggs
>>6795617
soy sauce
>>6795589
you shouldn't be going to college you should be resting!
>>6795627
does he ever sleep
>>6795621
you memed elanna into gayness. You must've known.
tell me my future.
am I gay, or am I doomed to being biscum?
>>6795627
>Shkreli is live rn https://www.periscope.tv/MartinShkreli
I just don't know how to feel about that guy. On one hand, he's actually kinda right about a lot of things, but on the other hand, he's a total dick.
>>6795621
>Tfw your hands around my throat
<3 u
>>6795634
judging by his twitter activity, no.
>>6795640
I memed elanna out of straightness to secure the trutrans(TM) crown, you arent a danger to me, so... I honestly havent thought about this :P
>>6795631
but I need to write 2 papers in like 4 weeks .__.
>>6795645
hot!! <3 <3 <3
>>6795634
Well he posted a vid of him with 2 hookers in his bed earlier but M A D M A N
>>6795639
Moving to a different city/state/region would be easier
>>6795640
I think he's a good guy but loves trolling
>On HRT
>Rarely fap anymore
>When I do my erect penis hurts
Is this normal?
>>6795648
just tell them you're too busy becoming a girl to write them
Heyo mtfg how's everyone?
Second question why the fuck do I just wanna sleep all dayyyyyy
>>6795652
that reminds me about a few things
is it true cumming reduces T and consuming it increases E?
Also is it true that jerking it everyday offsets loss of libido?
>>6795651
Move to Germany
>>6795652
It's not used to stretching as much anymore.
>>6795657
I slept for 17 hours yesterday and the day before, neet life is tough is tough life senpai
>>6795652
Yeah. You have to force yourself erect every once in a while to maintain length. It'll stop hurting when you get regular erections. That's why men have morning wood.
>>6795657
E makes me sleep more
>>6795658
No, no, and idk.
>>6795652
Yes. Your erectile tissue is hurting because it's not used to being expanded regularly anymore. You'll rarely have spontaneous erections, so you need to stimulate them intentionally to keep your penis happy and healthy. A few times a week seems to be plenty.
>>6795657
It was shit an hour ago but the offending trips left and it's okay again
You sleep to forget
>>6795669
kinda funny how they all left at once.
>>6795627
>Are you on e? My hair went from thick to v. thick on hrt
Estrogen? Yeah.
>>6795657
Oh, hi Kari. How have you been doing, aside from sleeping?
>>6795665
I'm signing up for school does this stop after I register or once I start classes?
>>6795666
Yeah I feel like that's the case with me as well.
>>6795669
The more I scroll up the worse it gets, glad it's calmed down.
I'm not sure on that part. Today has been p good, esp after yesterday and making money at the bar! I'm just on a fucked sleep schedule atm from talking to someone across the world too much I think.
>tfw want to be neet but don't want to at the same time
>>6795668
I only do it once a week and have no pain
>>6795674
Have you tried hair loss meds?
>>6795669
>Sass came back and everything is awesome again
Thank u.
>>6795654
but I wanna finish next term ;_;
>>6795661
I think we only take brown people without any qualities
>>6795675
Was having a rough week at first but it's really turned around, got school stuff mostly ironed out, got 50$ from talking to some old rich guy at a bar, and he kept calling me beautiful etc so p nice confidence boost. The bartender said he's just a regular who gets lonely and likes conversation with younger women.
Got weed, I do need to like.. actually eat today.. that might be beneficial. It's just rush hour right now and I don't wanna eat anything in the village area nearby atm.
>>6795683
Well, there you have it. Weekly is apparently adequate.
>>6795687
>I think we only take brown people without any qualities
lol rude
>>6795649
quid probably went out to rape chara once more tbqh
>>6795684
That can only mean one thing
>>6795688
Ahh, so you're sitting on your hunger until the time is right.
I'm glad your week is getting better, and that you have school stuff sorted. I remember that being hugely stressful right at semester start.
>>6795683
But I'm not losing hair...? I'm only 19.
Are there kinds of shampoo or conditioner that helps?
>>6795687
>Brown people without qualities and no knowledge of German.
That's me! Where do I apply?
>>6795707
arent you hispanic?
I am afraid thats not brown enough to qualify, sorry. Also, youre probably literate. we dont like to import literate people either.
>>6795692
:0?
>>6795542
You realize robin took 9000mg within the last week right? No amount of additional apap is acceptable within that time frame.
>>6795497
Supp
>>6795711
have you had any interactions with the migrants
what were they like
>>6795715
>You realize robin took 9000mg within the last week right? No amount of additional apap is acceptable within that time frame.
assuming apap is like paracetamol, I take like 2,5g per day on average.
>>6795716
god no. I am not retarded. Finding out about a bunch of military age muslims react to a tranny in a country that doesnt even necessarily jail you for murder isnt in my interest.
>>6795727
why did germany take them in sofie
>>6795727
>admits her opinions are those of a sheltered neet
keking so hard
>>6795727
She took 9000mg in one go. This isn't a cumulative dosing scenario, this is an overdose.
>>6795551
Leave what alone? I'm just agreeing :)
>>6795711
But hispanics have arab genes! I'm illiterate in German :3 I just know how to spell scheiße, bier and "Arbeit Macht Frei"
>>6795713
You used to call me on my cell phone.
>>6795739
Eeeek I didn't realize that >< Jesus
>>6795742
I want quads <3
>>6795542
so parrot hitler when are you finally leaving your nuclear bunker and transition into a girl you were always meant to be?
>>6795731
cause merkel is controlled by big business, who make money of the few immigrants that they can employ for less than minimum wage. its a political tool to pressure normal people into accepting lower wages and to undermine unionisation. it has nothing to do with altruism.
>>6795739
oh, that sounds pretty insane.
>>6795737
firstly I am not a neet, secondly thats not an opinion, its facts that have been confirmed by MSM and the government institutions themselves.
>>6795746
>"Arbeit Macht Frei"
youre so great <3 ;3
>tfw new sex toy comes in on day of dinner date.
The date was wonderful and I loved the food, but my bum is not best pleased with the neglect. I'll have to make it up to me tomorrow.
>>6795736
Yeah, stuff like that might bother me if it was ever actually attached to trips though. When it's anons, usually just the r9k trolls acting up or someone with a grudge.
>>6795759
what happened to dating grace
>>6795761
Grace is a chaser and did the same thing to Kari that she does to everyone else she's hooked up with since January.
all germans should be gassed
wait wait wait
phienchen got ffs?
so she is basically cis now
she already looked cis but now she is going to be like supermodel tier
>>6795761
Things didn't work out, that's all I'd rather say in the thread.
>>6795751
15 or so days
>>6795752
Everybody knows and I feel left out.
>>6795753
<3
>>6795752
haha
>>6795766
whatd she do
>>6795766
you just jelly of his mad cha$er skills, aren't you
just admit it my man
>tfw you lose 4.5 lb in a week
W e w
>>6795748
Yeah, she clarified that the day later, she had dropped the amount she said she took to 5000mg to make people on here stop freaking out.
>>6795762
Ain't nothing wrong with casually using drugs, but some stuff is pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.
>>6795753
It is, she's actually quite lucky to have come out the other side without any damage.
>>6795784
I haven't been reading the thread a lot, how'd she do it?
>>6795784
i was talking more like hard drugs
>>6795774
nice my man
>>6795766
>tfw Grace hasn't hooked up with anyone
>>6795778
Said she was in love with Kari and said she was sure they were meant to be together, got some lewd, then changed her mind a day later. Just your typical internet relationship with the worst chaser this general has ever seen.
>>6795762
pretty sure she miscalculated on a few levels, yes. got a lot of trouble from her own party and stuff. She probably didnt expect this many problems.
>>6795771
thank you anon!
I hope it will heal right :3
>>6795762
>it makes me sad that so many people on here abuse drugs
me as well. it kind of makes sense tho :/
>>6795784
i've lost 8lbs past 2 and a half days .-.
g-get on my level T_T
i wanna gain weight uu
>>6795766
I love how trips pretend they're perfect and it's always evil anons fault for everything bad in the world. Then everything they ever do happens and it doesn't even involve anons.
>>6795786
She took t3s without doing a cwe. She forgot how many she took, and accidentally downed 9000mg of paracetamol.
>>6795787
Yeah, I have some pretty mixed feelings about that..
Codeine isn't really that hard of a drug though, and Tylenol isn't psychoactive at all, it's just very damaging in overdose.
>>6795790
Chasers always fish to get personal. They don't really care about you on a deeper level. It's just your stats, pics, what you can do for them.
>>6795795
scapegoat is always needed to push your agenda in the right direction
just ask the jews in nazi germany
they were slaughetered by phienchen's and moap's ancestors tbqh
>>6795798
couldn't it be argued that perhaps a person who abused those types of drugs was maybe not in the best place in their life and would maybe be more prone to take more than they should
>>6795798
>9000mg
>no damage
gotta be lying holy shit
>>6795791
so her doubling down is just an attempt to save face? kinda low for the leader of a country but its not like leaders havent done it before.
sometimes i wonder if i wouldve fallen into harder drugs if i had been more social in high school
>>6795798
nigga how do you accidentally take 30 codeine?
>>6795803
muh 6 gorrillion
maybe we re more successfull next time
>>6795809
yes
>tfw did it without socializing with druggies
>>6795804
An accidental overdose isn't the same as an intentional overdose. I think it goes without saying that people who are depressed take more drugs though.
>>6795806
She had her liver function checked at the hospital. Sounded like the numbers were way better than they could have been. She's extremely lucky.
>>6795813
Severe mental problems and short term memory deficits. Robin is a bit special.
fun fact of today: holocaust was just a prank (gone wrong)
>>6795817
You know that feel?
>>6795814
>tfw u became a druggie without socialising with druggies
>tfw u turned into the bad influence that introduced all of your previously clean friends to hard drugs
;___;
>>6795792
Eaaaat
>>6795820
Yeah... When I said I did a few lines of coke I kinda sorta meant nine lines of coke >>
Guy was obviously trying to take advantage of me, but I kept my wits about me and put a stop to that stuff, so hey, free cocaine.
>>6795825
i do but im sick and throw up :(
>>6795827
arent you like fucking 15 or something and youve done coke
jellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i didnt get to do hard drugs til i was 19
Hello, Is there anybody out there?
does anyone wanna live check to check smoking weed fucking and playing games with me
or just smoke on skype ;_;
>>6795836
hello
>>6795836
im fading away
>>6795832
getting prescribed some for mental problems, starting to abuse them, tricking and lying to multiple doctors and getting more and more as tolerance builds up. eventually you gotta darknet tho
anyway, got to sleep
goofnight bby <3
>>6795832
If you're not retarded then they're pretty safe. There's much much more dangerous drugs out there.
Benzos scare the shit out of me, in part because almost noone that I've met who are prescribed them isn't dependent on them.
>>6795839
i dont like wweeed
>>6795850
goodnight :)
every day you'll get prettier sofie
>>6795839
dabs are fun tbdesu
What games you play?
>>6795839
i do like weed
How to find out what hair products are best for my hair? How do I pick out a shampoo and conditioner?
>try to concentrate in classes
>every little noise in lecture feels amplified in my mind
>whispers on the complete opposite side of the room and a chair creaking nearly overwhelms me and I can't concentrate on the professor
end this
pls help
>>6795839
Sounds fun desu
I wish I could live a super simple life just living in a small apartment, no problems in life, just chilling with friends after working a shitty 9-5 job.
>>6795769
germans are the only good race desu
>>6795850
nini phein
>>6795833
21. First did hard drugs at 20
>>6795860
Even if you don't have curly hair, r/curlyhair
>>6795852
that's the group that xanax is part of right?
yeah that stuff is scary
but im a little baby, i got scared when i got on add meds
Hi everyone.
Lately I've been thinking...
Should I start HRT while working (7eleven) or should I save up first and then start HRT without a job?
>>6795874
Start hrt while working
>>6795833
I started using light painkillers like tramadol and codeine at 13, and from time to time snorted oxy, along with a bunch of obsecure pharms and legal highs, Nothing to be jealous of, I probably fucked up my head and worsened my psychosis
>>6795839
Yo, I'll smoke with you on skype.
whennuggetsattack
>>6795871
Yeah, xanax is a benzo
Add meds are arguably some of the most potentially damaging prescription drugs as well. I can't have them in my possession at all anymore, I have no self control around amphetamines.
>>6795878
Legal highs are whack af.
>druggies
>>6795868
....ive heard people in the thread calling you underage
but youre dating an underage kid, chara
...........
thats fucked up and yall are ok with it lol goodbye NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>6795884
Don't be such a prude, you'll never amount to anything with that attitude. Drugs expand your mind.
>>6795855
i hate marijuana
>>6795858
anything my computer can run :( which isnt a lot of super recent stuff
>>6795859
me too its like the only thing i have going for me
>>6795861
its the best possible life i can see for myself and im trying rly hard to make it happen
>>6795879
ok one sec
>>6795883
by legal highs I mean DXM and DPH
>>6795883
all you gotta do is take one when you need it lani
self control ;-;
>>6795876
And then what do if my conetits become droplet tits?
I don't think I want to inform my employer of this if it's only a part time job.
>>6795888
Nigga she's 22 you dummy
We just both look young af
The only time I've had sex with someone younger than me she lied about her age
>>6795888
Laying it on too thick, don't pander to the role players.
>>6795899
>We just both look young af
No you don't
>>6795900
thats fucked up tho man
>>6795898
You will be able to hide them for a while. Almost indefinitely with a sports bra and undershirt
>>6795893
steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/Nycteri78/
>>6795013
>Hillary: Ready-For-Action
Sounds like some kind of a porn parody title.
>>6795894
Oh ok I thought you meant RCs and shit like spice. DPH still falls under the category of "whack"
>>6795895
>take one when you need it
I literally cannot take one without taking more.
I literally cannot be in possession of it without getting cravings for it.
I'm too far gone to be trusted with stimulants at all, I'm either off them completely or abusing them. I guess I'm an addict.
>>6795917
>shit like spice
redpill me on this
my sister used to smoke a 10g pack with her boyfriend in 2 days back a few years ago
they said they thought they were dying a couple times and felt addicted
>>6795874
I saved up for HRT and was on anti androgens in the meantime, then after I ordered HRT but cancelled it because I was trying to repress again. Now I'm on nothing lol
>>6795917
well it's good that you've set that boundary for yourself
that'd suck if you had ADD or something and you couldn't take those meds without become hooked again
>>6795917
>RCs
I wish, I got no where to ship them :(
>>6795924
ship them to my house please
>>6795919
Spice had research chemicals in it such as jwh compounds that mimicked the effects of cannabinoids, but also had other undesirable side effects. Jwh compounds can cause panic attacks, are way more likely than thc to cause psychosis, and are also notably addictive. Good old fashioned weed is the better bet.
>>6795923
Yeah, but at this point I've only been clean for a bit over a month. I hope it lasts.
Would suck if I did have add, but chances are I would have gotten hooked years ago if I did.
>>6795924
Pls be careful with RCs if you do them ;-;
>>6795910
I added you.
Trannies I like shemale porn
you guys dont seem to be big into fucking guys in the ass
what are my irl options for this
hot dragqueens?
>>6795938
You might be able to find an escort who would do it if you pay enough
>>6795934
it's good you've got your roommate to help you out through that too
you're gonna make it lani
>>6795938
Idk though. You might find a trans girl who likes that but most of us are disgusted by the idea. You'll probably have to pay
>>6795938
Some transwomen are okay with being tops, although they are the minority. No idea what is a good way of meeting them in particular though.
>>6795904
Has nothing to do with passing. Nobody has ever thought I was over 16 without talking to me for a while
>>6795938
Escorts.
Tfw no mtfg gangbang meet up
>>6795949
If you think so.
>>6795951
You should have gone to the kiwi fanclub meetup beep
>>6795952
I mean, you are a guy looking for someone to put their dick inside of your butt, you probably shouldn't be too hung up about if the feminine person doing it prefers to be called 'he' or 'she'.
>>6795945
I've already disappointed pretty much everyone else I've known with all my relapses, I really really don't want to disappoint her too. I really hope this time is it.
>>6795952
Asking a tranny to fuck you in the ass is pretty much just as gay tbqh
>>6795952
Dude you're trying to get fucked in the ass quit freaking out about gay or not. Also maybe try fetlife.
>>6795951
I wouldn't want to be anywhere near most of them if you paid me. Something about this thread attracts certain kinds of persons.
>>6795956
the pizza at that meetup was great
>>6795952
Well i suggest poking around on other sites. It is highly unlikely you'll find anyone to top from here.
>>6795961
It's not gay if it's a feminine pOnOs.
>>6795964
U are supposed to anon post when talking about the fanclub!
>>6795968
Oh ok, I guess I'm straight then :3
>>6795961
aw don't start with that
elanna is strong!
>>6795951
So I'll be in philly around 12 on sat
>>6795958
Is the line between femboy and tranny not that big
the problem is I like shemales and you guys and femboys dont have huge fake tits
but at the core of it, i think its the dick i like but because its attached to a girl
>>6795961
>>6795962
just because i like mia isabella doesnt mean i want mike tyson to fuck my ass anon
girls seem gentler
>>6795974
the pizza at that meetup was great
>>6795974
the pizza at that meetup was great
>>6795981
much better
>>6795980
Just fyi shemale is a porn term and most trannies hate being called that.
>>6795984
the pizza at that meetup was great
>>6795984
h-hey how come you didn't show up to see kubo and the two strings
>>6795984
the pizza at that meetup had chloroform
>>6795978
Elanna has legitimately had a lot of chances to clean up her act and she still comes crawling back when the going gets tough.
>>6795988
i didnt call you guys shemales
i was saying trannies and shemales are different mostly because shemales only exist in porn
kiwi passed away last night
>>6795997
Yeah fuck Elanna, seriously fuck her she needs dick badly and shes a good girl.
>>6796005
This is a lie.
>>6795953
Believe it or not, real life tends to be a more accurate judge than random people on 4chan, but I appreciate the concern.
>>6796005
Rest in peace sweet princess
>>6796005
isla killed himself last night
rest in
>>6795997
but this times different
it's a new chapter in your life
you have a shot at making a group of friends that won't enable that type of behavior
>>6796014
We'll never know what Isla rests in
>>6796005
where were you we were supposed to see kubo and the two strings today
>>6796020
no what she's saying is she would've killed herself but she rested in
>>6795997
You can do it!
Fall down seven times, stand up eight!
>>6796027
Or wait, maybe she killed her self by rest-in
>>6795907
Sports bra /and/ undershirt ?
Without undershirt I think the bra might be visible but still, That sounds like I'd be sweating a lot. At least in summer.