mtfg: girl general

first for trump?

repost cuz thread ended: >>6788715
>sorry for being jerkish hailey if youre there

if you are reading this you are now my girlfriend

i love you very much please come to bed and cuddle with me

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>>6788753
That fits with the theme since trump chose Kaine as his VP

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HRT is a meme when you're not passing.

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Ayyyyyyyyy lmao
I got this new foundation, and it's really pretty ^_^ I have to go run errands, but I'm having too much fun chillin' in my PJ's. Help.

Heyo thread <3

>>6788756
Sure I'll sssslither over to ya

>>6788756
where u at bb boi?

>>6788764
pretty qt

>>6788765
HAI :)

>>6788764
I don't remember signing up for your Instagram.

>>6788764
why do you pretend to be black twitter? you didn't talk like that when I came here originally tbqh desu senpai

>>6788772
it was on tinychat one time

i miss tinychat

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>>6788755
oh its you
hi
im 11 months hrt in a week
stoned af
still a gross hon so atm I'm trying to just help young trans posters transition earlier w/ advice and encouragement on skype
i'm hoping if i can help others live the life i always wanted but can never have it might help me heal a little

>>6788740
how do you even???????

btw controllable closed eye visuals is amazing
it's like making up your own tv show on the spot and watching it while you do it

>>6788789
so do you just drink the whole bottle and that's the entire process or...?

>>6788766
>>6788767
S F B A Y A R E A
F

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>>6788789
very true actually
weed is usually really good for this

>>6788777
How many days on HRT are you?

>>6788783
You'll pass. You're a bit ghoulish, but I say it with love through a cis male hon body and t wrecked face. If you've made this far in just a under a year, I'll probably be able to live with myself. I'm still full man mode.

>>6788780
>you will never be as black as Lily

>tfw you make a thread 4 seconds before this one but no one posts in it

>>6788777
Juni! <3 <3 <3
How are you? ^^

>>6788796
days? idk I guess over 120 now hbu?

>>6788800
I am good :) <3
hbyoo?

>>6788798
Part of doing the thing is posting new in other thread.

>>6788804
20 days. 2 days on Spiro. I'll turn emotionally 19 when my body turns 30.

>>6788792
ummmmmmmmm yes
supposedly it's better if you drink a whole bunch of grapefruit juice beforehand over the course of the day

>>6788795
weed gives me uncontrollable synaesthesia

>>6788808
I'm good too :)

<3 <3 <3

>>6788797
no shakira, it's "when you are never as black as lily" accompanied by a humorous picture!

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a chaser ive been seeing is in love with me :X how do i know if he loves me or my shenis

>>6788809
Why's you start E first? Kinda wasteful

>>6788811
i dunno what that is desu

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>>6788753
d-daddy?
>>6788782
Is the tinychat still active or did everyone move to a kageshi?
>>6788815
tell him you are detransitioning and see if he still talks to you

>>6788815
By interacting with him?

>>6788809
year of the dragoon
>>6788812
yr cute too!

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>>6788826
youre my trumpfu desu

>>6788830
So are you <3
:3

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>tfw a baby tran comes to you for advice
im gonna mess her up :-(

>>6788792
yes
tastes like ass, if you can't stand the taste, just buy the gel caps, or do a delsym extract.

>>6788816
Took 20 days after I fucking rage quit the first endocrinologist. Should hsve self memed in February when I figured out I was Trans, but I didn't because I let my parents guilt shame and fear monger me into doing it "the right way". What a fucking joke.

I actually have what I believe to be one of the best Trans care doctors ever. She did a fucking full medical exam free told me a few things I already knew (cavity in disgusting hon wrecked cluttered teeth), and something up with my shoulder posture and such. She was super nice, and besides asking how many people I slept with and a few different very personal questions I lied about (I don't like the thought of a social engineer stealing my medical records: something I know from experience is easy) she was amazing.

Took 1 day for her to get the prescription filed - the other old place took half a month. Unbelievable.

It's cuz fat people clog the appointments at the other place. Literally every person the day I had an appointment was morbid obese. They must schedule in waves. Like oh Tuesday is the failed human section. Wednesdays the diabetics. Thursdays geriatrics or something. Idk I'm stoned

>>6788821
google fampai

post jams u listen to when high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs

I like this one because the title + the movie it's named after reminds me of The Skin I Live In which gives me a rock hard boner every time I watch it :D

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This is my bf's cat, Door Smasher. He is a boy but I walked in on him wearing my dress. Do you think he is trans?

>>6788851
eh

>>6788853
I don't get high

>>6788849
nah dw I love the taste of benylin, i have little sense of taste so i like strong flavours

>>6788854
That's not a Trans dog, no. Plus only male cats get 3 colors I think.

>>6788764
Which foundation you trying out, and yeah, your skin looks flawless.

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>>6788839

>>6788854
trans-species like carol

>>6788854
SUCH A CUTE KITTY
DAWWWWWWWW
:3

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>>6788866
If you flip one of these pokemon upside down it gets a mustache.

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What is best in life /mtfg/?

Oh ye so I seen a fox today :3
>>6788866
awwwwww
soo adorable >_<

thinking about doing long-term ageplay therapy

anyone have any experience with this?

>>6788871
and a sick topknot.

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so should i get bangs or what?

>>6788853
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lsGHTSejx3E
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sqkGpHsf59c
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HPUsIdaxIyc

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>>6788876
Did you chase it off like a good girl?
>>6788871

>>6788854
hello cat <3

>>6788872
the taste of transgirl piss

>>6788878
i think it'd be good for me but oh god idk if i could withstand the cringe and the shame lol

>>6788881
need some chin reconstruction surgery honestly famalam....

>>6788872
afternoon post-lewd nap with someone who loves you

;_;

>>6788888
i-it was too cute ><

>>6788886
Stahp posting my ex's jams please D:

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>>6788765
u

>tfw Nier Automata is going to be on PC and PS4
I bought a ps4 for this game I am thoroughly upset.

>>6788881
Your skin is very clear

>>6788902
POST THE SOURCE SENPAI

>>6788908
yeah uncannily so, pics of me are starting to look weirdly soft and diffused like they're been airbrushed idgi

>>6788881
>not having tranny bangs
I mean I don't right now, but I am planning to

>>6788902
l-lewwwwd~
>//////////<

chara was not like i expected when talking to her in voice.

>>6788921
Explain

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>>6788911
I don't really remember.
>>6788921
was she not autistic?
>>6788920

>>6788881
w8 robin why are you using the word bangs?

>>6788901
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Why is my entire existence Harem against Allah :(?

>>6788932
:0
>////////<

>>6788931
i was expecting edgy but she wasn't.
>>6788932
no she was not.

>>6788940
Hey do you know this really soft acoustic song that is either early vampire weekend or early koenig? Might have violin in it?

Girrrrllssss what is tha discord??? :3 :3

>>6788956
https://discord.gg/t9d3W

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>>6788942
"Haram", get it right infidel.

>>6788921
she was just as i figured

>>6788938
She's been amongst the Americans too much

>>6788963
what was she like for you?

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bluh i went to sleep and woke up too late
i don't wanna ruin my sleep schedule again
how is everyone today?

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>>6788968
quiet but enjoyable

>>6788954
I'm not familiar with Ezra, but if it contains violin it's probably
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KTjwXwl_be8
If not this, it might be "Walcott"

tfw got a jaw like a US marine lol

how do i stop being upset by other peoples' success?

like i know i should feel happy for them but as soon as i see posts like passing stories and stuff I am filled with utter despair and envy

i take the hate out on myself rather than others but still it feels bad that i can just be happy for someone having something i never will

how do I fix this?

>>6788971
that sums up my experience

>>6788960
OH my Allah. Hahaha
Harem auto corrected because I used it today (on mtfg) in relation to the nature documentary I was watching, where baboons chase down and beat the fucking shit out of straying females.

>>6788978
Move to a land far away where looks don't matter and people will be glad you don't have leprosy.

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>>6788978
Iktf.

Honestly I don't know any way to fix it. Whenever I read all the happy pretty passing stuff, I want to kill myself. I find that leaving /mtfg/ helps immensely, but I always land up back here. Every time.

Envy is such a shitty emotion

>>6788991
Hull? idk if I want to go there

>>6788978
become a US Marine :^)

>>6788970
Hi Kiwi; do your best with the sleep cycle stuff.

People are okay today I think?

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why don't you have a vibrating bra mtfg?

Hey everyone. I'm sure you get questions like this a lot. But I've been lurking a while, and I'm just curious.

Are there people here with a non-feminine body types who regret HRT, or transitioning?

I'm a fairly handsome guy, a little on the tall and slender side, but I've been struggling with dysphoria for a while and it's really starting to come to a head and impact my life negatively. I've been thinking about maybe transitioning, but I'm not a qt like a lot of people here. I've still been taking small steps and frankly I've never slept better, but I'm rambling now.

I guess my question is, does anyone have some good sources on when it's really worth it, and if it's worth it even if you will never truly be passable?

>>6788973
that's it.. My ex and I went hiking with this cute faggy bi dude that we probably could've been poly with and we took mushrooms and listened to an acoustic version of this.

>>6789014
Stop this poly meme right now

>>6789013
I'm pretty fucked >>6788881
but tbf I started hrt after failing at suicide so it's not like there was much else left tot try

>>6789013
That's not how it works. People here pass as female because they stopped living the lie and started transition.
Which if you don't do, you kill yourself. There are only 2 options. And one isn't really much of an option.

Get yourself to a gender special therapist and have them recommend an endocrinologist. Or, walk into planned parenthood and tell them you're Trans. Or go on QHI and after doing the requisite research (2mg estrodiol /100mg Spironolactone) order from their online pharmacy.

If someone, fucking anyone had told me any of this besides preach self acceptance propaganda at me, Id have transitioned when it would have helped. Now I'm probably poisoned by testosterone so badly I am perma male.

Pick a girls name, even if it's temporary and start switching he to she in your mind you'll feel better - but this is a body problem so get to addressing it.

>>6789026
Whats wrong with poly? D:

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>>6789006
tq, and that's good
it's starting to get cold now, i woke up with goosebumps
also i'm a bit worried if smiles is okay
anyway i'm gonna go see if my dad's feeling any better today

>>6789026
>>6789033
whats poly lads?

>>6789013
I have a non-feminine body; 6'4", big hands, wide shoulders; still, I don't regret HRT, although at this point I'm living as a guy still (I want to at least finish laser enough to not have an obvious beard shadow). Regardless, I feel a lot better since starting HRT, so for me at least it's been worth it even if I may not ever be passable.

>>6789013
Dont. Fucking. Do. It.
You'll prolly die by your own hand in 3 years time

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>>6789011
but i don't wear bras

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>>6789033
whats right with it

>>6789026
Idk dude I liked this guy and she liked him and he liked us and I wasn't jealous of the attention she was giving him because he liked me more and it was all reciprocated. Poly can work.

>>6789033
It makes people with different values uncomfortable and makes most people in general extremely jealous. To me it's like walking around with iPhone users telling me to stop using my custom firmware rooted android.

>>6788964
IKTF today my mum asked me why I started talking about my weight in pounds instead of the usual stones.
>>6788978
IKTF again. Everyone here makes me so envious.

>>6788774

Thank.

>>6788778
>>6788780

Well, dang.

>>6788865

The "Koh Gen Do Aqua Foundation", I believe it's called.

>>6789051
Where do you find your sugar daddies?

>>6789032
Pretty much this.
Option 2 is on the books for after I get the love of my life in a perfect place fiscally & career-wise.
Pretty much, in the past hour I've resolved to put her through her dream school, get her a sweet whip paid off, forego ffs b/c no money, and an hero for the betterment of self.

>>6788952
I hated her when I only knew her from spamming selfies on the thread

>>6789051
Yeah can you give us some sugar daddy leads plz?

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>>6789055
Take out the life insurance now so it doesn't seem sketchy later.

:3
My cat is visiting me. She usually hides upstairs she probably wants food :l

>>6789055
>being trans
>being a sugar daddy
That's not how it works...

>>6789054
step 1: be attractive

Reminder you're beautiful and I adore you all.

>>6789056
Chara really is perfect <3

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>>6789066

>>6789062
she looks so soft

>>6789068
hey how's life?

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>>6789068
but what about sheen

>>6789070
Yes she is :3

>>6789063
When you're engaged and she's currently working to help your transition... it doesn't matter. Esp if an heroING is the end result, may as well give her the perfect life beforehand.
>>6789062
I fully plan on it.
Anhero2017
Touch her belly.

>>6789075
same. im ugly too.

>>6789078
The usual.
>>6789079
Sheen is a wonderful lady, you're just an asshole.

>>6789075
>>6789066
shakira is cute tho

>>6789048
I swear it's an infection.

I now talk about my height in feet

>>6789036
It's when ugly people all date each other at the same time because normal people find them disgusting.

>>6789087
What about me?
Don't love me.
It's forbidden.

>>6789087
You work out today? How's yr wrist?

>>6789087
so you would have sex with sheen?

if hes a beautiful lady right?
why wouldnt you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytnFVbdlaSo

In my heart, I know I am always more Russian than American. By this, I do not mean I hate America, or have any loyalty to Russia, or am some buzzword-spewing drone who thinks Stalin and friends living gods, or praises everything Russia does while mocking everything the West does. All I mean is my social personality is more like that of a Russian. The world is so off-putting that I refuse to be the person people find agreeable or enjoyable. I find the bullshit we are exposed to constantly disturbing in more of a philosophical sense than anything else; at the end of the day our philosophies are what matters because they dictate more than most realize, and are easily influenced by those around us. People who avoid thinking about who they are, and what they need to do to make a small difference to inspire others, and how to do it right, are just another kind of smooth-talking political leader or Good Morning America host. I am put off by people who do nothing but conform to happy-go-lucky rebrandings of sewer waste because it makes them think they are happy. I am tired of people either thinking that some special intelligence or faith in some system is the most important quality in someone, not realizing they are guilty of being a hypocrite in this sense, and anyone who deviates from this binary construct of delusion-enhanced control is a freak or mentally ill, and the people who are the most fit in society are exclusively the ones who can pretend to be the happiest 24/7, except for that moment when a plane crashes where they are allowed to let the crocodile tears flow for the sake of proving how empathetic they are in order to gain your trust. A plane crashes, people die, you make one little joke, and inevitably there is always at least one person who will paint you as some sociopathic freak who has no emotions and gets his jollies from watching people die from his computer in his mother’s basement.

>>6789085
Why bother if you're just going to kill yourself and ruin everything for her?

I'm dat boi

>>6789102
More maddening is that, like a virus, this mentality (and worse) is infectious. People will see this piece of shit moral crusader attacking you and feel the need to attack you too, not realizing that they’re under the sway of a preprogrammed pusedophilosophical shill who doesn’t even realize he or she is a shill. The hyper-emotional-based lynch mob mentalities of this decade are all the reason we need to keep anything from achieving a sacred status. You ever noticed how news reporters always interview local residents after some “shocking” scoop? TOP STORY! NEWS ALERT! Today on Fabricated Outrage Network Designed to Manipulate You Through Your Emotions Because You are a Weak Minded Dummy, we’ll spend 13 minutes exposing the dark life of this perverted homeless man with obvious mental illnesses who broke into a daycare center in the middle of the night to find shelter from the terminal cold and then masturbated in the same room where all your children play! The same place where your precious children are supposed to be kept safe! What a sick pedophile, John; why isn’t this guy registered as a sex offender yet? Now we love hearing YOUURRRRR voice because YOUURRRRR voice is all that matters, so feel free to send us emails so we can handpick the ones best suited to promote the disease we were programmed to promote. In the meantime, we will be intervening some local residents to see what they have to say about this truly horrific event. Local Resident: Shutters in disgust “What a sad world we live in! What could be worse than this?! We need to do something to fight pedophilia and make people know that it’s not okay to do things like this! I hope the creeper is kept isolated from human contact for the rest of his life because clearly he’s disturbed and that’s the only way he’ll learn from his mistakes, and I have two children and everyone tells me they are perpetually a cum drop away from trauma-inducing anal rape.

>>6789094
Both my ex and the dude we liked made money from being hot and exploiting fetishes. I'm not too bad either. Also Red, Kaylee, Kordelia are sexy af

>>6789096
I said you're beautiful and I adore you, don't worry sweetie Im not breaking any rules.
>>6789097
Just woke up, no working out yet. Wrist is better because Im actually use to it now.
>>6789100
Sure, shes a wonderful lady.

>>6789102
Trip on chara

>>6789054
>>6789058

They find me from tumblr, or instagram, or chaturbate, or twitter....etcetera.
My main SD found me on CB, and tipped me 400$ immediately. Told me to keep my clothes on. Haven't sent him a nude, or sexted since.
Other SD's I've had in the past just give me money and gifts to make me happy. The sexual stuff is a plus, and they make it more clear that they're interested in that, but they don't push it.
Exposure is primarily what gets you contacts of any sort.

>>6789102
>>6789107
It will also be good for the economy too because the more people in prison, the more jobs for everyone.” We are living in a country where people whine and shout “TRIGGERED” because a child dies in a Super Bowl commercial simply because they know someone who lost a kid and they are on a crusade against hwrt fweelings, not because the commercial is emotionally manipulative or designed to seed fear and paranoia for the sake of selling a product. This illustrates another problem at hand. Even if people do hate the shit you hate or like the shit you like, that doesn’t automatically put them on your level. The only way we will not be divided (or at least the only way we will know friend from phony) is through wit, comedy and meaningful communication. These are all things you, Hyde, excel at, but also all things in the process of being destroyed by laziness and the powers and manipulators invisible to most. Sorry for the late, long response and drama. But the world doesn’t need less drama; it needs healthy drama baked in oven only a great mind could design and build, made with the ingredients only self-hate, love and meekness could grow, combined skillfully with sweat and without much concern for criticisms, and the willingness to take the inevitable hate, converting it into a million dollars, making it yours. Gain a million, burn a million and send smoke signal. Life is forfeit until you destroy yourself for something better while downplaying it all. YOLO.

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>>6789109
you would have sex with sheen
is that right

>>6789103
B/c, referencing my last post in the prior thread:
The depression/constant crying & self hate is pushing her away.
I'm on a timer, essentially. May as well make it worthwhile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kttVCbTrDLw

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I'm watching spider monkey :) they are tamarins and have mustache :3

>>6789114
>sleeping with anyone you met through /mtfg/

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>>6789114
Fuck off. Don't you fucking dare come in here when no one asked you here and hardly anyone likes you and start spewing shit about decent people.

>>/trash/

>>6789124
Yes :3

>>6789126
>Not falling asleep in chara's arms
Absolutely disgusting desu

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>>6789114
who wouldn't?

>>6789043
i like your boob

>>6789109
I'm egregiously atrocious and you should probably consider blowing up a primary school to make yourself feel better for what you've just done.

>>6789126
oops

>>6789127
Kill yourself you little faggot. You should be ashamed to post here when you're 15 years old and yet look more masculine than fucking Edgar.

>>6789136
Too late?

>>6789127
so you would have sex with sheen?

he's a beautiful lady, isnt he?

>>6789109
Getcha going alpha dude! That's good i guess? :/
>>6789111
Huh. I'm not good at being like that but good on ya. Ever have any stalkers or threatening people contact you?

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>>6789140
Sheenzilla got some sick moves

>>6789138
>>6789140
Kek.
Fuck you m8.

ITT: 3 under aged kids calling each other fags and telling each other to no u yourself.

>>6789135
I mean sure, but thats probably because I hate children with a passion.
>>6789131
>tfw no Chara wife
>>6789126
How about innocent friend sleeping Joan?

>>6789139
much too late, but nothing very bad has happened yet

>>6789140
You forgot a few "s"es in that last line.

>>6789145
but sheen is a beautiful young woman....

why wouldnt you bang him?

>>6789111
Cool, ok I'll make an instagram one day but how do I promote it and ensure that it reaches rich older men? Sorry clueless about social media.

>>6789056
she still does that

>>6789132
is this cum?
>>6789138
Fuck you. Carol is beautiful and robin passes now in most pics. Carol looks pretty fem for being prehrt and she's gonna pass flawlessly.

>>6789122
sometimes i feel like im worse off for being an atheistr
then i see shit like this and my god thank goodness im not THATN retarded

>>6789143
Alpha dude isn't feeling to alpha much right now, somedays its hard to bring it out.

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>>6789144
my face when

>tfw no bf

>>6789032
thanks... I'm actually 25 now, and in a similar position. I wish I had known any of this sooner, because I've basically been blatantly transexual since I was a kid. Rural American southeast. Never even got the talk, much less any support.

The bullying was so intense during my early school years, that I had learned how to keep my head low in time to survive highschool. But fuck it all. This summer I made myself a promise. I basically had everything a guy should want. I had the beautiful girlfriend. I was extremely fit. I had good hobbies, and plenty of guy friends, and I was hardly ever more miserable and sleepless. I literally had a mental breakdown maintaining the facade. The promise was that if it didn't work out, I'd look into transitioning. So here I am.

It's just strange. To have kept a part of my life so far away from thought, and now here I am talking about it. Not to sound melodramatic, but I've never been sleeping better than this past week, and even concentrate better. It's like my mind isn't as taxed. I just want to hear about potential regrets, and hazards. I don't want to fuck this up. It's just such an abstract thought, it's very daunting.

>>6789152
I never said that, but to answer that question I have a girlfriend.

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>>6788796
>full man mode
Iktf

report all his comments calling sheen a he

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>>6789168
so you would bang sheen, huh?
noice

youll have to keep your eyes open the whole time or youre a bigot

>>6789165
*becomes your bf*

>>6789143

>Ever have any stalkers or threatening people contact you?
Yes.

>>6789153

You want to reach everyone. Not just rich older men. My main SD is two years older than I am.
There's a reason I have thousands of followers on everything.

>>6789157
Hugbox your 'friends' some more you fucking hamplanet

>>6789173
thank

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>robin passes

I need to get a more fat face
but when i gain weight it all goes to my stomach and upper back still
im almost 11 months when do i get female fat redistribution starting?????

>>6789174
>yes

Like faye

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This place was better when everyone was /k/holed.


>>6789158
I worship Ghod.
:3


>>6789166
I thought I was a cis male straight white middle-class. Same thing, it's flagrantly obvious tracing it all back. I dropped from high school. Didn't ever get bullied, but I assumed the roll of a null personality. Gray outside, rainbow inside.

I'm 24.7 and only 20 days on HRT.

Enjoy the brief lul before the realization shifts from 'yes I figured it out!' to absolute horror and dread.

>>6789177
love ya babe

>>6789172
Seriously dude, you have problems.

>>6789174
I'm not really into young guys but ok just for the numbers ill do it.

>>6789174
It seems like such an awkward way to live, are you ever afraid of bad things happening and such?

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>tfw no this

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>>6789187
you would commit bestiality and sleep with a whale, but i have problems?

would you do this too?

he's also one of your 'beautiful girls'

>>6789191
what kageshi room is this from

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>>6789172
>>6789175
Ian McInnes wannabe's stahp. Hating is bad
>>6789160
GET SHREDDED

>>6789147
I don't want to sleep in the same bed as someone else for any reason until I'm less self-conscious about my body. There's no point in it if I can't snuggle because something might brush up against my face and I'll feel the stubble and be reminded that I still have a beard no matter how close I shave, and stuff. Damn, laser had better not take too many more sessions.

>>6789147
>tfw same

>>6789180

I didn't date Faye for her money. I didn't even know she had any until everyone else told me here.

>>6789189

Mhmhm.

>>6789190

I'm not, really. I've never had anything happen before. The worst was a guy telling me he saw me often when I went to run errands.

>>6789196
thats what i look like irl des.u

>>6789189
Carol why don't you just filter instead of arguing? I tend to just not speak to the trips who get involved in drama, but you don't deserve to be trolled. It's not that I think you need defending, so I stay out of it, but this is getting a bit annoying seeing private Xbox hate mail between you too. Either filter them or the rest of us are probably going to filter you.

>>6789201
I mean faye threatening you stoopid

>>6789200
i hear youre a very kind and loving boyfriend

>>6789204
You quoted the wrong person m88

>>6789193
You seem pretty insecure, is that why you sit around here insulting people? Get a hobby or something.

>>6789192
You know you can always ask kiwi.
>>6789196
IM WORKING ON IT.
>>6789197
I can understand that, you'll get there Joan.
>>6789200
Someday Quid, someday.

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>>6789192
iktf

>>6789206
are you trying to chase chara while simultaneously insulting the person most important to her by far?

gl with that

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>>6789209
this is a nice hobby

>>6789208
I did. :/

>>6789209
>>6789204

>>6789210
maybe she can marry both of us :D

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>>6789214
oh, is that right

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>>6789210
KEEP GOING!!

>>6789215
>sitting on a Mongolian cave painting board posting shit
>hobby

Wow, I thought I had no life but apparently there is someone lower than me after all.

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>>6789210
>tfw alpha anon will never integrate you into his harem
>>6789213
>mfw that gif

>>6789221
is what right homes

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>>6789215
Your life must be pretty empty then.

>>6788743

Pastebin link is dead. As are your hopes of passing.

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>>6789228
not an argument

>>6789225
i forgot roleplaying as a transexual dog is much better and dignified than shitposting here

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>>6789215

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>>6789225

>>6789214
Chara is a good girl who needs tons of love and told how wonderful she is.
>>6789220
Im much more certain she would be happy with only you.
>>6789224
WORKING ON IT, Trust me if I could just be buff mc large huge that would be fine.
>>6789226
I have no desire for a harem, I only have one penis having multiple girls seems more tedious than nice.

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>>6789233
Meh arguing with you would be tedious

>>6789233
That's a wonderful gif. (Pronounce "giff", not "jiff".)

>>6789233
Carol is a good girl and will get many more belly rubs and lovin's than you will before you die. Why do you crave our hatred for realities though?

>>6789244
arguing with retards just makes you retarded as well

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>>6789226
>mfw that gif
ikr -___________-'

>>6789233
Amazingly I somehow do have more of a life than you. This is pretty amazing.

>>6789246
>>6789241
weird..
You should post pic?

>>6789241
^-^

i'm online ordering her a smoothie tomorrow because she loves them and her boyfriend has only gotten her two ever

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>>6789246
i just enjoy the reactions
i know you wont believe me but its the truth

>>6789245
i have tons of good memes
the problem is that i cant post audio webms or mp4s here
really sucks

>>6789252
i heard pretending to be a dog is a definite indicator of an avid social life

>>6788762
thats the spirit

>>6789259
What do you look like?

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>>6789241
s-so what are you saying anon
>>6789250
>tfw not getting pinned down by a strong guy and letting him have his way

how the FUCK can you not like grilled cheese sandwiches?

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>mfw go for a nap
>dream about hiring assassins to kill all the people my ex loves
>so she'll be desperate and alone and come to me

whats wrong with me desu

>>6789258
So yr really doing this for negative attention? Yr memes are very flat and boring desu.
Just a cis masochist then like I figured..

is failtrap what kayla was like 5 years ago?

>>6789258
I actually do have a social life. But hey, lets not change the topic here. You are a fucking manchild sitting around on 4chan and whining for (you)'s. Shut up and stop already.

>>6789264
a human

>>6789255
Coffee, Pizza, Smoothies, Ice cream. Give her tasty things.
>>6789265
Im saying if you want hold hands I'll be sure to use both of them to make you feel special.
>>6789253
In time I may.

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That feel when I thought my flat chest boy nipper was getting sore and that it was a good sign but it was just a literal bug bite :/

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>>6789264
Hrt, Ffs and BDD are all top memes

>>6789267
I've fantasized about that stuff. Just walking into her sandwich shop and stabbing her boyfriend and the other dude she liked. Then killing all her cute ex's and then kidnap and torture her ex that tried jumping on her head

>>6789267

Nothing. Fuck 'em ;)

>>6789274
Lol
>tfw failtrap knows what I sound like
>tfw not actually boring to play vidya with

Wait so what exactly is bum burning everyone right now?

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>>6789268
i want aware i offended you at some point

>>6789274
isnt that what you do all day
except you just act like a 2 year old until you get offended

>>6789279
yessss

when I visit I'm freezing some of my pizzas and bringing them to bake at her apartment when her boyfriend is at work

>>6789281
Usually breast growth starts at about 3 months, give or take, doesn't it? Give it time.

>>6789289
Kek. Just shut up already.

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>>6789279
that's super sweet
you're gonna be a good bf for someone someday

>>6789289
hey retard
your existence is offensive

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>>6789132

>>6789288
uhh how can you seriously tolerate this guy lmao

like have some self respect

>>6789286
>>6789267
Remind me never to date any of ya'll's exes.

im too sick to go to my drawing class :(

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I can't wait to go through security at the airport.

When I went last time, they mention about the "item" between my legs and I said in a gruff voice "just let me adjust myself" and gave them a wink

Why must someone always interrupt me when I am shaving

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>>6789294
i think seeing a sissy try to be tough is hilarious tbqh

>>6789289

Fail trap is the hero /mtfg/ deserves <3

>>6789286
naa not just her bf
like her mom and grandmother too

make her totally dependent

idk why I'm like this
>maybe I wouldn't be so cruel if she didn't break up with me via text

>>6789286
>>6789267
wew you two are crazy
I just have random urges to punch people in the street or push them into traffic
luckily only my right side of my body is actually difficult to physically bring under control from those but that's just cause my nuerolgical motor issues are worse in that side
and at least i should be getting help soon

>>6789291
But I'm always in a rush!

I wish I could just flip a coin and be either now I am become death, or grow boobs and pass and be attractive and salvage my youth.

>>6789304
96% failure rate for tsa to detect drugs and firearms during a 2014 probe and security test. I'll bet they beat you and steal your degenerate tranny iPad. Those American fuckers and their security theater stole my iPod!

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>>6789309
i love you bro

>>6789308
thats literally you tho rofl
youre pathetic

>>6789288
Alright, I'll stop replying. Dude is still pretty bloody annoying.

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>>6789312
But most medical professions are crap

>>6789308
I like being a sissy that tries to act tough but then gets overtaken and pinned down by the dominant partner... like what happens with me and Kaylee...
I like being a brat sometimes.

>>6789301
Because your getting butt burned by a joke because you can't see it's a big joke.
Like, I don't even care what you're mad about, but it's funny.

>>6789315
but on nat geo they said they catch all the drug runners?

>>6789295
i knew from this pic that this was you before i even saw the trip

i like that pic

Daily reminder if you allow yourself to get bullied online, you deserve it and the rest of us will filter you out.

>>6789321
>>6789321

Equal amount of shit posts.

>>6789311
how long were you together?
>>6789312
what's the most sadistic thing you would do?

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>>6789317
'no u'
hey nice dude

>>6789327
i can't wait till we try this
hopefully you'll dress up for me

>>6789290
Be sure to bring a bat in case he comes home early you need to defend hamsterfu.
>>6789295
That would imply anyone wants to be my gf kiwi. I am here for is making girls feel nice.

>>6789333
two years, on and off, mostly on

>>6789327
yeah its a joke
some retard cis dude treating trans people like a joke is funny to you?

>>6789327
I'm not mad, it's obviously a big joke.

HAHAHA I TROLED U I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!

Still annoying and shitting up the general, not to mention his predatory behavior outside the thread.

>>6789336
for sure, I'd love an excuse to bash his head in

>get job
>5 days in
>having a hard time figuring things out because I'm dumb as a sack of bricks and the woman training me just spends all day talking to her friends on the work phone(so security cameras don't show her on her cell) and doesn't explain anything
>everyone calls me sir
>probably called sir more times in the past few days than I have been the past few months
>have to pee a lot because spironolactone and also drinking a lot of water to keep myself from feeling sleepy from boredom
>constantly going to the bathroom to piss and seeing my reflection

I think I'm just gonna quit via no call no show.

>>6789341
Does this joke have a punchline?

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>>6789344
predatory behavior

>>6789333
I don;t want to say
i dont like beiung as fucked up as i am
im not boasting

>>6789221
observe the butt blasting of fail

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>>6789330
i end up defaulting to using the same pics that i like the most after a while
i have like a folder of 600 pics and i always go back to the same ones cause they're cute
>>6789336
i'm sure you'll find a girl to call your own someday with how knowledgeable you are at making girls feel good

anyway i'm gonna go look for food

>>6789335
Lol. You think I'm going to do that for you?
You have to at least get me to date you before I'm going to fuck you. Or get me super drunk and high and be cute. Idk if you're cute.

>>6789333
I think at some point one of my friends said that they think I'd be a sadistic person... I think I'm a little bit of a psychological sadist.

>>6789341
Nah, they fact that you even bother responding to begin with is what's funny.

>>6789344
What predatory behavior?
Tell me the stories. I'm curious.

>>6789336
Bro, don't fall for that shit. Women are opportunistic dogs and should be treated as such. Don't reward weakness, and most certainly don't put pussy on a pedestal, even if it is cute trap boi pussi <3

>>6789347
the punchline is his tiny ugly dick

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>>6789360
idk either
i was just trying to make you laugh

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>>6789312

Sauce on this?

FUCK I FUCKED UP

>>6789360
How are you /K/ordelia? ^^

>>6789357
Find something tasty.
>>6789344
GOOD QUID, PROTECT HER
>>6789362
Sure, but I don't want a ton of bitches around being annoying, get it bitches because dogs. Hahaha. I already have a bunny and he is more than a handful.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5Q75hf6QI

>there are still people who support the war and actually sign up to go overseas and fight for these people

>>6789360
heya how are you doin

>>6789366
Are you okay Juni? Whats the matter?

>>6789357
is there any way to truly become an anime

>>6789364
>tfw to much of a cockslut to take dick as a joke...

>>6789371
I was trying not to get high because I wanted to detox a bit... but I got so bored and got high again...
It's been an okay week.

>>6789366
Thumbs up. Good job.

>>6789367
I have a headache.

>>6789379
Ah :/
That sucks : (

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>>6789370
>vice

>>6789365
Nice Bambi/Samsa

>>6789382
this was before they well full DUDE WEED

>>6789366
What happened?

>>6789379
aw, well, yeah, thats usually how it goes. Glad you're doing okay overall.

>>6789392

You have posted too soon since this last message.

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>>6789379
can confirm
you did love talking about dicks

Chara is cute!

>>6789396
Get out REEEE

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>>6789392
I am missing Kaylee and Red a lot.
But they told me to find another partner out here in the meantime. So I'm thinkin about it.
Should I go for a cis girl?
Or maybe a boy?
Or maybe another tranny?
Idk... but I do think I should get another partner.

>>6789398
Yeah, I talk a lot about fucking and cocks and stuff.

>>6789401
She really is, actually.
Super cute.

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>>6789305
Good news at least
I'm kinda smooth

>>6789363

Get fucked cunty, fail trap is the only one stopping this general from being a completely leddit tier hug box. Does everyone have to be a attention whore trip slut?

Wait what the fuck am I saying... E does weird shit to men.

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y'all who is hotter? early 80's morrisey...

>>6789407
I mean what do you want? I am just used to turning on OKC and seeing what happens, usually turns out well and I don't have to do anything but respond to people until I find a connection with someone.

>>6789370
b-but murika tho ;_;
>>6789382
weed lmao

>>6789415
wow camera photos are kinda large .-.

>>6789415
Looks like you got a little burnt there...

>>6789417
autism

>>6789415
Being smooth now good

>>6789418
None
Men are disgusting