/gaygen/ - gay general

>>6788461
Where 2 cop space roids?

my spotting partner on bench is peer pressuring me to do my sets with a shorter break than normal

im being bullied guys, help :((((

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>>6788495
Hypertrophy Or faggot pick one

i got poison ivy on my penis once

I think you're really cute

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>>6788501

strength >>>> hypertrophy

if you arent _~**-FUNCTIONAL-**~_, i don't want you tbqhwyf

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Post what you are currently listening to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw2lCyZWio0

>>6788522
i agree with this

>>6788495
How long are you resting?

>>6788497
Real-ish. Someone made it, but it was never sold to kids in stores.

>>6788505
How? Where you trying to sex random plants?

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why are chubby tummies so cute, gg?

>>6788523
>tfw u will never be a cute black manlet

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>>6788484
Visit your nearest crop circle

I hope you like getting your ass probed because that's part of the bargain

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>>6788522
Too high to function though.

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>>6788531

I usually rest 3-4 minutes, and 5-6 minutes for personal record attempts.

hes making me take breaks of like 1 minute, and he keeps repping my 1rm for 12 while talking to me mid-set

i need a safe space for my weak lifting :(

>>6788547

but its also true that if you're really strong (and non-obese) you look aesthetic.

eg: isley

So many cuties at my local gym but nobody of them seems gay or at least nobody ever checks me out ;_;
Is it because I have a bitch face on 90% of the time?

>>6788578

gyms are not a place for asking people out, they are a place to exercise.

if you want to hit on guys at the gym, go to a gay gym.

>>6788578
its because you're ugly. someone had to say it ok

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>>6788578

>>6788522
I can kind of agree. There's only so big you need to be to be "functional" though. When are you going to be diddlying more then four hundred pounds?

If you really wanted functionality it would be a shit tone of cardio, and a little lifting.

Not that there's anything wrong with liking chubby powerlifters.

>>6788565
>hes making me take breaks of like 1 minute, and he keeps repping my 1rm for 12 while talking to me mid-set
Ouch. I usually try to keep it around 2ish.
Don't worry you'll make it. He's probably been lifting for decades.

>>6788591
>>6788594
Lol you of all people say that....
>>6788588
Yeah I don't think we have any dedicated gay gyms here.

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>>6788591
Beat me to it

>>6788604
it takes one to know one buddy ...

>>6788604

shame

i really liked my local gay gym, before i moved for university. it was a little sketch, but generally the people were super nice

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>>6788604
>thinks I'm ugly
Don't make me laugh

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>>6788605
great minds think alike jupp

>>6788612
>>6788609
I SWEAR ON GOD IM NOOOT UGLY

But they probably think I'm not masc enough
>>6788611
I probably gotta move to the US for such gyms...

>>6788621

i live in london, there are gay gyms here

>>6788621
every uggo says that

T. Uggo with a potato bod and potato head

>>6788627
oh okay, what do they look like?

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>>6788621
God doesn't exist; you swore on nothing of importance.

>>6788630

the good ones like normal gyms, but with more revealing clothing, and 99.999999% male.

the bad ones are basically just gay saunas and are super icky

>>6788639

i dont see why not

I have lost a little over 20 pounds. I need to lose at least 40 more. I am terrified that even after I am thin that I will still be too unattractive.

>>6788659
you will be :3

>>6788659
Post face on /soc/ and link back here.

>>6788659

the important thing is that, no matter what, you'll be more attractive

right?

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>>6788634

American higher education is lightyears ahead of any euroshit """university""".

>go to Oxford/Cambridge
>get some boring faggot who wrote a few books and has done nothing else
>go to American uni
>get fuckin ex- highup military, NASA, Lockheed, politicians etc. as professors

Plus their schooling system is infinitely superior to the UK's with the way you get boxed into 1 path with A Levels at such a young age.

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>>6788634
M'lady

>>6788659
At least then you'll just be unattractive, instead of fat and unattractive.

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>>6788713
>>6788694

>>6788708

At cambridge (and rarely Oxford) Buzz Aldrin gives maths lectures, as does Stephen Hawking

idk if the yanks can top that

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>>6788659
What, did you expect that hard work and dedication would somehow improve your appearance? Haven't you already realized that you're hopeless, that no matter how much you struggle you can never change who you are or your place in the world?

Who knows, maybe weight loss will bring out even more ugly features on your face and leave you with disgusting saggy skin.

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>>6788719
cringe

>>6788723
Buzz Aldrin gives talks everywhere.

>Stephen Hawking
Literally a meme.

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>>6788731

>>6788738

explain why hawking is a meme?

i only have a rudimentary understanding of Physics, but even I can appreciate how important his work his to modern QFT

>>6788728
>disgusting saggy skin.
I was never that fat.

The rest of the post may be true.

>>6788752
He's only revered because of his disability. The shit he did back in the 60s/70s was good (besides getting cucked by that bloke) but he's just a half-living meme nowadays.

Pull the plug already. It's just cruel to keep him alive.

>>6788634
DROPPED

>>6788749
carl sagan was le agnostic :^)

>>6788742
I think I would have skipped a couple of weeks if it was too easy at the beginning.

>>6788752
I think he's talking about how often Hawking gives talks.

I think he did a lecture at a community college near me.

>>6788769

it feels a little like you have no idea what you're talking about desu

>>6788791
probs cos ur biased against me cos im more attractive than u

brb need a smoke
inb4 anti-smoking faggots
cigs here are so cheap that it's stupid NOT to smoke

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>>6788776

REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS REMOVE THIS !!!!!111111 :(( :( :(((

>>6788817
nah senpai, not a fan of the idea of suicide

Was going to play the Pick 2, Pick 3, and Pick 4 lottery...

but you have to fill out each ticket with a pencil and turn them all in... Ugh..too much work.

>>6788803

i get the impression you just like being contrarian

basically all of your opinions are just edgy anti-establishment reactionary ideas

>racism is ok
>smoking is cool
>national socialism is a good ideaology to follow
>the Lucasian Professor of mathematics who is universally respected not just by plebs but by academics is a meme
>toptier universities are for idiots
>hardcore christianity improves society, the crusades need to come back
>drugs are for cool kids
>etc etc

not that theres anything wrong with holding non-conventional opinions, but i get the idea that you only support them *because* of their unpalatability, rather than despite them. i just find it kinda strange, idk

>>6787699 Here

I'm still getting faint whiffs of disabled guy feet. I wish I was more of a bastard.

The next stranger to ask for my help is getting kicked in the shin.

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tips for powerbottoming?

>>6788874
take a shower, dude

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:^)

How does someone super shy like me find someone? I don't care much about looks as long as he's not obese or disgusting...

I just want someone to hug. ;_;

My only chance is online dating I think, but do shy people even go on those?

I'm fucked.

>>6788882

funny then that male homosexuality is a thousand times more respected in the modern world than female homosexuality

:^)

>>6788834
Oh okay, so you have completely the wrong idea of me then. Makes sense.

>racism is ok
Racism is completely fine when it is for the right reasons. For example, disliking niggers is completely fine, as long as you recognise the difference between niggers and blacks.
>smoking is cool
Didn't say that. There's nothing wrong with smoking, just the same as there is nothing wrong with not smoking. Do what you want.
>national socialism is a good ideology to follow
Nope, it's a meme. Fascism is where its at to reset the board, then National Libertarian the mess has been sorted out.
>Hawkins is a meme
I'm entitled to my opinion.
>hardcore Christianity
Religion is shit. Recognising the need for religion as a bonding force between compatible nationalities/cultures to motivate a cause is different. It's like the necessity of nationalism on a grand scale. Go read Vom Kriege by Clausewitz and you'll be able to see how it can apply to religion.
>Crusades need to come back
Yes, because Islam is a barbaric death cult that must at least be contained, if not destroyed.
>drugs are for cool kids
Same with what I said about smoking. Do what you want, just don't be a tool about it.
>etc etc
Not an argument.

>>6788837
I like it because it pairs well with drinking.

>>6788882
Sounds like Christianity in the first 2 sentences. Pure shit. Either this is another "Ben Garrison" meme comic maquerading as what she really said, or she sucks fat dirty stinky preacher dick. Either way tl;dr.

>>6788891
There's no hope.

How do I get roids gay gen

>>6788892


LOL
how?

>>6788900
>Sounds like Christianity
*tips fedora*

>>6788906
Nice ad hominem.

>>6788880
Do a lot of squats and glute exercises.
>>6788891
Grindr. All you have to do is message back.

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>>6788882
>woman
>thinks it can speak without husband's permission
Top keks

>>6788896

im not trying to say that your opinions are wrong - i explicitly said that in the last line if you recall.

im just saying that i find it weird how they are all contrarian, and it seems unlikely to be a complete coincidence.

i mean, are you seriously claiming that statements like
>disliking niggers is completely fine
>Fascism is where its at
>Islam is a barbaric death cult
arent edgy?

when your entire apparent personality can be summed up in a single word, you know you're a two dimensional meme, chump.

>>6788910

apparently reddit is the place - talking about roid sources is banned on 4chan.
ask on /fit/.

>>6788910
Ask in /fraud/ (they'll tell you to go to r/sst) or google it.

>>6788907
Deep inside, I know. Lately I feel better, so I get a bit positive thoughts.

It's ironic how it feels like my standards are very low, but yet the chance of finding someone who neither drink or party is pretty close to zero.

>>6788922
That is only to have meaningless sex isn't it. I'm not interested in that.

>woMAN
another proof that women are nothing but an extension of men :^)

>>6788933

but what if meaningless sex leads to something more?

i know at least 2 people who's first boyfriend was a fuckbuddy-type relationship that matured

>>6788692
I hope so.

>>6788946

just ask for a hormone test

who knows, you might be test deficient and not even know it

>>6788925
Again, nice ad hominem!


:^)

>>6788939
Well, it's more my personality that's the problem. I don't drink. I can't handle being with someone who do.

I am going to presume that 99.9% of grindr is an alcohol-consuming-weed-smoking-party-every-weekend type of guy.

>>6788957
Boozers are losers.

>>6788882

She's 100% right.

>>6788910
http://musclegurus.com/
here u go brah

>>6788926
Contrarian as compared to what? The libcuck agenda being shoved down our throats for the last few decades by society, the media, liberal academia etc.?

Go back to the 1920s/30s and certain parts of the globe onwards and it wouldn't be contrarian at all.

"Edgy" and "contrarian" are just forms of self-censorship, where you subconsciously or even consciously distance yourself from facts & opinions for fear of how you would be perceived by others.

Break the chains, m8.

>>6788957

its probably more like 95%. But the thing is, you don't just pick the first guy you see - i had to spend like 4 days looking to find a cute guy on grindr who was smart and nice and into me. he doesnt take drugs, smoke, drink too much, anything.

just a normal, well-adjusted dude who felt like hooking up on grindr one day.

just have patience and you can definitely find someone you want given time

>>6788967

like i have already said multiple times, im not trying to say your opinions are wrong

im just asking if you realise how edgy they all are.

as a politics student, you must be aware of what the term "reactionary" means, right?

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>>6788953
>nice durr hurrinem
As if you knew what that random string of letters means, my man.

>>6788972
They're edgy in your view. Nothing wrong with being reactionary either.

>trying to address and solve a problem is a bad thing
wew

I wish men could lactate.
I want a man with big man titties to breastfeed me.

>>6788914
You're not justifying the spreading of intentional lies on the part of Christians with le tips fedorio.

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>>6788981

>>6788977

okay, let me say this again, since you apparently arent getting this very simple concept

i am not trying to say that your opinions are wrong, i am only saying that i think its interesting that all of your opinions are contrarian

it was just a casual driveby observation, you don't have to get all worked up about it.

>>6788987
You act like semen isn't weird too.
People pee from there.

>>6788972
Okay, thanks. I'll think about it.

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>>6788981

>>6788990
Speak for yourself. I pee from my butt.

>>6789002
So you're a woman?

>>6789004
women pee from a third hole actually. i only learnt this last month, it really freaked me out.

>>6788989
I know, I just want you to keep replying to me ;3

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>>6789008

phew, im glad you finally get it
good chat lad

>>6789007
That tickled my funnybone.

>>6789004
No you.

>>6789007
I'm going to need proof in form of a gif.

>tfw bf-less

>>6789016
>(You)

Imagine I posted an ahegao face because I don't have any on my new laptop. When I brought it home, my old laptop suddenly committed sudoku from jealousy.

>>6789020
me too
let's kill ourselves together?

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>>6789025

http://pastebin.com/c59wkXBj

called it lmao

you are so predictable its not even funny

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>>6789020
It's fine, we'll just die alone. Nothing wrong with that. Nope.

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>>6789034
brad please.

I'm so tired of talking to guys only for them to turn out to be ugly.
I should stop replying to people who don't show their face from the start, but I'm so lonely.

>>6789029
>not having a trademark meme
s m h t b h

Jupp has the one where he claims to be 5'9, Clownshoes makes pseudointellectual posts, KR pretends to be nice and Senpai memes that he's a top and not cripplingly lonely.

>>6789028
b-but then i would miss the possibility of getting a bf
>>6789034
nooo, i want to hold a guy so bad ;-;

>>6789053
That's why I haven't killed myself yet.
With every day that passes, it seems more unlikely that I'll ever find anyone though.

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>the only guy who shows any interest in me is a jahans tier mouthbreather

If befuddles me when people send pictures of their soft penis on Grindr. I mean what's the point?

>>6789065
so much this, its really unappealing

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>qt from grindr hasn't responded since yesterday
WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LOVE ME?
I AM SO NICE AND SHOW INTEREST IN EVERY DUMB THING YOU TELL ME ABOUT

>>6789065

i guess they just cant be bothered to get it up?

>>6788882
>>6788966
Exactly.

The hypocrisy of gays is funny at times.

You have a million whining bitches about how they want real love with substance and character. And how they want to have a monogamous connection with another person and they're all about love and bullshit

and then you have the same population who is arguably the most toxic and hateful community of people on 4chan when is comes to genuine its mean-spirited demeanor.
>he's ugly; he's not a person to me
>he doesn't meet my standards that I don't reach; lol, not interested

oh but please, keep telling me how lonely you are

>>6789084
Ugly people are scary and dangerous.

>>6789084

generalisation of the century right here desu

>>6789084
legbutt btfo

>>6789084
it's almost like we're individuals

>>6788933
>meaningless sex
Like that anon said, it's easy for that to turn into something more.
Three of my long term relationships started out as fuck buddies.
>>6788946
If you've got a good doctor, trt is probably an option.

If not self administering is cheap as chips.
>>6788981
It happens if you don't take your ai. lol

>>6789118

HOW HAVE YOU HAD THREE LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS WITHIN A YEAR OF REALISING YOU WERE GAY?

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD GEEEEEEETTTTTT OOOOUUUUUTTTTTTTT

>>6789118

is it weird that literally the first thing i thought about when i saw my new FWB's dick was "fuck yes, its bigger than anns"?

i think i may have a slight inferiority complex going on

am I gay?

>>6789130
lol No, Two of those were grills.

>>6789137
Nice.

>>6789149

idk
are you attracted to men emotionally or physically?

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>>6789098
And?

I like bottoms who gulp visibly when they see me, it means they won't ever try to doublecross me

>>6789176
Ugly and willing to be a bottom here.
Be my bf!

>>6789163

Yes

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>>6789195

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how dangerous is it to tease a strict top about turning them into a bottom?

i dont want to actually make him mad, i just thinks its really funny

>>6789211
>strict top

try hard tbqh.

>>6789211

tease your cock around his anus

>>6789185
You'd first have to live within a reasonable distance from me.

Are you even North European?

Would gaygen fuck an unpassable tranny (i.e. a twink with AAA "boobs")?

>>6789242

I would if they called themselves mommy and let me suck on those AAA boobs

>>6789211
Depends on how confident he is and how concerned he is about you trying to put it in his butt.

>>6789242
Maybe. Pics?

>>6789229
Come to Texas, Europe is gay.

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>>6789242
I would fuck any tranny ever besides Oddish.

>>6789251
i could but it would be ridiculous for a tall twink-looking somebody to roleplay as a mommy lol

>>6789285

Not to me!

>>6789256
yeah nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

>>6789318
You're missing out on a lot of good Tex-Mex food!

I'm a 6'6'' twink

It's pretty awful tbqh

>>6789334
Work out or get fat.

>>6789338
I work out a shit ton, I don't think a manlet can possibly understand how long it takes at this height to achieve anything

>>6789229
Where are you from?

>>6789334

how big is ur cock? :3

>>6789297
O-oh okay, I could be your mommy then
But you have to be a bad son and rail your mommy from behind against her will ... or you'll get spanking

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>>6789084

Most of the people here have standards that don't fit them and are way to fucking high for no reason.

>>6789343
Well, you would've gotten there by now if you started earlier!

>>6789326
I can cook so I'm not really missing out on anything

Sorry, but I really dont feel like crossing the Atlantic just to meet some guy from 4chan
>>6789345
not Finland

>>6789350

No mommy I'll be a good boy!

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My friends made me this last night.
I feel really loved and appreciated.

>>6789372
>just to meet some guy from 4chan
So hurtful...

Hi gaygen, should I get into a three way? I've never really been into the idea and it makes me nervous, but I feel like maybe I shouldn't pass up the opportunity. Thoughts? Experiences?

>>6789084
Just go back to your gay hugbox fatty
There are like a billion of them

Why are there mtf's on gaygen?

This is seriously upsetting to me.

>>6789378
Good goy
Sorry, boy

But what's the point of RP as a mommy without having massive milk jugs? You don't mind at all my son?

>>6789387

3 dicks and 9 balls, go for it!

>>6789217

i know

he doesnt even let me play with his butt

>>6789218

we have this thing going where for every time he nuts in me i get to slap his butt once

i get a real kick out of telling him to turn around and seeing him blush each time

>>6789402

Because I'm not into tits!

>>6789399
because mtfgen aka hongen is a massive cancerous shithole full of tripfagging straight men roleplaying as their favorite pedo yuri characters

and that's way more upsetting

>>6789413
LOL
Mommy is a dummy, I get it now
Big puffy nips are okay though?

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my dad just had the "safe sex" talk with me, and also mentioned something about "the correct way to put on a condom" and "putting condoms on with your mouth"

any ideas what he was talking about?

>>6789387

oh yeah man they are a lot of fun

for mine i was the only bottom, and i felt fantastically pampered for attention the whole time. my #1 sexual experience so far, and it was only like the 4th time i had sex.

go for it!

>>6789416
>mtf's created an awful environment
no shit, that's what they do
mtf plz go

>>6789427

Big puffy nips are great

>>6789399
The discord group are more focused on maki instead of other mtfs.

>>6789349
pretty big tbqh

>>6789386
Am I supposed to lie to you?

No, we got nothing in common. We can't talk at all.

I hope you find a guy who respects your sensibilities. Because I don't understand you.

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>>6789442

you'd love me desu
on hot days my nipples get fucking disgusting

Wow I posted in the last gen.
I ran 1.62 miles in about 30 minutes today. Feels pretty good. Especially since I'm walking around all day at work.

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>had to move out from rural town to big city because starting studies soon
>very hard to find a single apartment with reasonable rent, try to find a flatmate instead
>search for someone who's fine with gay guy, find LGBT friendly "commune" with 4 other guys
>moved in last weekend, met my new flatmates
>two twinks younger than me, one guy my age and one couple of years older than me, good looking and my type
>everyone is very friendly
>the older guy says I'm cute because I'm so shy
Is this the start of my harem life?

>>6789442
I am sure you would make mommy very happy
And I would make you very happy too
>>6789458
Yours are still p small compared to mine, big boy

>>6789482

sounds fucking wicked dude

im mad jealous desu

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>trannies want to be my mommy

Whats it like having a loving mom and family?

>>6789489
I'd rather live alone though... This will make do before I want my own apartment.

>>6789494
But what if you start to like living with a lot of people

>>6789496
I just don't like sharing kitchen and bathroom with other people

>>6789458

Feelgood why don't you use a trip? Avatarfagging with your own pictures should net you a permaban.

>>6789458
so wait, you have a vajay instead of a peen?

>>6789458
>works out
>gut still hangs out when sitting
what

I think I might be having sex this weekend. Fuck I'm nervous. I have no clue what I'm doing. He doesn't either, but that only makes me feel a little better.

>>6789506

I used to use a trip. in 2015 i only ever gave advice, and very rarely did I blogpost or post pictures of myself. i was actually super fat then also.

I mistakenly thought that if I used a trip my advice would be better received, as i would have a post history lending my credence.

after a few months i realised that all that the trip really did was attract extremely dedicated shitposting between people who liked me and people who didnt - trashing all the threads. so i got rid of it.

now im a lot more selfconfident + my posting priorities have shifted, and while i suppose you're right that it is kind of silly to pretend to be anonymous while posting tons of pictures of myself, im not sure its worth it to go back to tripping.

im pretty happy with the status quo

>>6789509

nah im just memeing
i have a nice Y chromosome to go with my X one.

>>6789532

good luck!
its really fun if you can relax and be comfortable

make sure to make noises too, good communication is really helpful

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>>6789516

im not a skinny dude right now

im a chunky 75kg at 5'9 right now, and when I finish my bulk that number will be closer to 80kg.

ill be leaner in early 2017 when im done bulking.

>>6789539
You also have a 'Why' chromosome, as in, why were you the winning sperm?

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>>6789539

Honey you were never super fat and if i could i would fucking smack you in the face for even suggesting so.

>>6789532
just take it easy, theres no reason to go mental, just take it slow, don't be afraid to stop him if your bottoming or be sure that topping a guy on his first time, he'll probably need you to stop everynow and again cause it'll more then likely hurt a little

>>6789449

any more specific than that? :-D

>>6789539
Nobody cares about advice. What type of advice would somebody need to be gay. Go to reddit /r/gaybros. I am serious.

To be accepted you need to be accepted by the discord group but they might call the police on you.

>>6789566
>>6789566
>wanting to be accepted by some fem twinks and reject trannies

TOP KEK

>tfw nobody on tumblr likes your selfie
I hate tumblr now

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>>6789559

maybe not "super" fat, but i was definitely fairly overweight

>>6789566

there have literally been two posts asking for advice made in the last 10 minutes bruh

>>6789585
Thanks for giving my fatass some inspiration to keep working out.

>3 college interviews in a week
can't fuck them all up
>>6789585
I think that guy has been "memeing" about reddit being better then 4chan all thread so its just a continuation of that feel good
>>6789590
and depending on the time between those photos, you could make equal or better progress in the same amount of time because he had a fucked spine

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Am I grey?

>>6789578
>>6789578
>>wanting to be accepted by some fem twinks and reject trannies
what is the proof that this subreddit is just fem twinks and reject trannies huh i bet ur such a masc arent ya pal go fuck yourself tough guy

Anyone here ever use Zoosk?
If you go on Search, a random profile comes up.
Does seeing it give them a "this user viewed you"?
This guy keeps looking at my profile, but I don't know if he's doing it on purpose...

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>>6789585
>that picture
>thinks that is fat

You were only "overweight" because of your height and because you live in britbong.

>>6789600

nigga pls.

>>6789603
Watch out wiz they will call the FBI on you for anon posting!

>>6789594
No you're white.
>>6789593
Well hell yeah that just makes me feel even better for not pigging out on food tonight and settling for a salad.

>>6789603
>nigga pls.
yeah no go fuck yourself tough guy i bet ur such a "mathc" hahah go fuck urself "mathc4mathc" big man selfloathing faggot boy

>>6789343
Iktf, and I'm only 6'3".
Just stick with it. Don't be afraid to dirty bulk. At 6'6" it takes quite a bit too shift you're bf% a little.
>>6789482
Sound great.
Just be careful not to shit where you eat

>>6789566
Is the Discord group just the usual of Hitler, Rugby, Swede, Dann, and Heterochromia?

I have a crush on a straight guy and I'm hoping he would fall for me. My friend's friend is gay, we met once. Now he sent me message that he got my number from my friend and sorry if he's awkward but he'd like to know me better. Should I give him a chance to forget my crush? He's a bit similar to me, nerdy and not experienced.

>>6789608

The fat baby of investigation?!

>>6789615

I'm not a masc4masc you dipwad. I'm femtop4mascbottom

I miss my mommy

>>6789614
Good for you, Boi
just stick with and you'll reap the rewards soon enough mate

>>6789616
"if you wanna get eat, eat big"

-Arnie

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg4rylxSg5c&feature=youtu.be

>>6789622
Me too tbqh

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>>6789617
There's a bunch of people in it
swede got kicked out tho

>tfw not masc enough for masc4masc
>tfw not fem enough for masc4fem
What am I supposed to do?

>>6789626

get eat? like my dick sucked?

>>6789636
Which one called the FBI?

>>6789636
Ah, fair play then.

>>6789642
what

>>6789639
Be alone like me
Are you overweight/not in shape?
Me too!

>>6789621
>I'm not a masc4masc you dipwad
whatever selfloathing uncle tom traitor cuck you're literally humangarbage

>>6789649
>Are you overweight/not in shape?
Yes... I'm losing weight though. I may be a twink again by next year!

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>>6789614

Just don't eat so few calories or you will end up binging and ruining your hard work for 9 months like i did.

>>6789650

hiss.

Hey do you guys masturbate to porn?

>>6789644
I am just going to let it go and move on.

>>6789662
I've never masturbated or had sex.
I heard when you do that you become obsessed with sex.
I'd rather just not know what it's like.

>>6789663
okay?
I'm assuming this is maki

>>6789661
my plan is if theres no hard work to ruin, how can you be disappointed :^)

>>6789662

i like to start with long slow strokes, when things start getting good transition to just tickling and teasing my frenulum, edge a little, and then finally cum with a surprise deathgrip and paint the ceiling white

>>6789662
I masturbate to erotic stories about impregnation, guys in a heat, werewolves etc.
>tfw no monster guy to catch me and breed me

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>>6789642
I called the FBI on horror for being a pedo.

>>6789672

what are you looking at when you do it

>>6789657
Nah just give up the working out
It's boring

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>>6789670

Well i suppose if you like your body then feel free. lol

Some of us here have gay body dysmorphia.

>>6789680

End yourself you fucking prick.

>>6789678

i usually think of times ive had sex, or look at threads on /y/, /gif/ or /hm/.

on rare occasions i might look up pornhub or something, but 90% of gay porn doesn't do anything for me.

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>>6789677
but their name is cleopatricia??

>>6789680
I am not working out, if I start working out I'm gonna get fit, not aim for twink status.
I really should start lifting though...

>>6789695

Just go for twunk you goof.

>>6789695

toned >>>>> just skinny

even twinks should work out if they have the time

>>6789661
>hiss.
go fuck yourssellfff selfloathing faggot boy :^)
cant love yourself how can u expect othr gays to love u?

>>6789685
No I won't end myself
Working out is B O R I N G

>>6789695
We should all start lifting but it's all so boring just don't do anything like me

>>6789662
>>6789666
Genuine question, how old are you?

>>6789685
you know, at one point and I feel like an old man saying this, I was pretty fit, not lifting 200+pounds and pounding protein but like contender for a high placement in a martial art world championship and dominating in Judo and Sambo
I just lost all motivation

>>6789707

32

>>6789718
You should probably just kill yourself

>>6789539
I mean he and I have been friends a real long time before we decided to be more than that. It's been easier to talk to him about this shit than I thought, but still kind of embarrassing.

I'm nervous just because I've never done it before and neither has he so I don't want it to suck bad. I don't think I'll be a two pump chump or anything but still. Then again the first time we kissed it was probably pretty damned awful but we both still liked it.

>>6789562
Well shit I don't want to hurt him.

>>6789474
>1.62
>in 30

Mate that's walking, not running.

>>6789722

I been trying too for the past 14 years.

Quick, give me questions I can ask a guy!
I already ran out of things to say.

>>6789724
just be gentle and attentive to his needs, ease him into it and if all else fails, stop you don't *have* to continue. you can always leave it for another day if its too much

>>6789724

trust me, it will be fun

and if you cum too soon just cuddle for a bit and go again after like 10 minutes of recuperation

>>6789729

maybe ask about what he studies?

>>6789729
What does he live for? What drags him out of bed and gets him to continue his existence?

>>6789474

I used to run/walk/jog six miles on the treadmill 4 days a week.

The highest i got the calories counter up too was 1450 on the treadmill in an hour. That is when i was going hard for a fatty trying to get slim. I felt so fucking good yet pissed i couldn't get 1500 in an hour.

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bleh...

see ya fruit bowls

>>6789763

get some sleep lad

you'll feel better in the morning

>>6789539
>nah im just memeing
K just checking before i accidentally save a pic of a womyn
again

Is it normal to get horny after a work out?

>>6789729
Ask him: Why does it hurt when I pee?

>>6788537
ikr

>>6789822
>getting a uti from raw doggin it

where do I put my penis?

>>6789832
If you're having sex with a condom, you're doing it wrong.

>>6789713
I bet your father must be so proud of you

>>6789822
>hurts to pee
>>6789832
>uti

Females get UTIs. Chances are anon has chlamydia

>>6789728
Good :D

>>6789882
he doesn't even know I was world championship standard and my training partner went on to get silver and get his black belt 6 months after.
he still tries to teach me shit about fighting

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>>6789908

>>6789937
is that you kleppe ?

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>>6789947
Potentially.

>>6789947
who is kleeppe ?

Talking to a cute guy from POF.
Wish me luck, cus I really need it!

tfw no violent felon bf

>>6789996
hope you get G.R.I.D.S! : - D

>>6790153
What does that mean?

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how do i shave my ass with a beard trimmer?

do i shower first or anything?

>>6790324
Showering would work well since it opens your pores and stuff.

A song for the bottoms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>>6790358
I didn't know there were gay rappers.

>>6790364
Just eat chips and dip without gaining weight then, silly

>>6790376
You are missing out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfc4EVHlNu0

>Hard top master here, looking for an eager Sub/Slave who is willing to serve and please me as a master are you interested?
>looks like a male model
I would surely be murdered, right?

>>6790358
>>6790389

>listening to blacks rap or sing

&&&&&&CRINGE&&&&&&&

>>6790376
i figured there had to be because there are plenty of homothugs
>>6790465
the video was featured on Willams beatdown you racist

>>6790358
It must be hard being a black twink.
Everyone wants white twinks. I see people looking for latino and asians too.
But black twinks?

>>6789002
Clowny confirmed for bird.

But what type of bird?

>>6790571
I'm actually fully on test now
I noticed it made sex not only more appealing but more enjoyable all around when I'm on it

I have been putting all that test to use though
Gained a little over six pounds mostly in my butt, and I'm doing light daily workout shit

>exchanging nudes for the first time right now
I'm shaking and i feel like dying. But the good kind of dying.

>>6790637

Can I have one?

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would you?

>>6790647
Yeah most likely

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>>6790647
nope

>>6790491
They do fine in non grindr situations since twinks overall are pretty desired but yeah
I don't even see gay black twinks much even though I'd consider most blacks to be twink like

>>6790637
Slut.

>>6790647

Hell yeah, his bussy is A+. I don't like shaved holes but his is so cute and pink I'd live inside his butthole if I could

i'm a bottom, i'm tall and skinny and dweeby
i wanna look cute, but ive got noticable body hair
id epilate or some shit but im already going to college this saturday
what do
id rather ask here than femgen because i already know what theyd tell me

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sup fags

>>6790876
I don't understand the concern. It's going to take you several days to do hair removal? Or do you not want to do it while at college?

>>6790876

Body hair is hot

there was a bunch of tornados in Indiana today

rugby might be ded

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>>6790901
the latter, and the fact that the risk of fucking up is much greater

>>6790906
even on a bottom? i want to wear cute "sk8r boi" or nerdy outfits but im afraid body hair would ruin it

>>6790911

I don't think a tornado is strong enough to move him

>>6790920

it could squash him

hopefully he doesn't like starbucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnAJn5wGchk

>>6790915

Yes even on a bottom

>>6790920
He's not THAT fat

>>6790915
I don't know your circumstances, but would it really be so bad to do it at college? Presumably you'll still have alone time.

Also, are you talking about, forearm hair here or something? Because that would be a little weird. And for that matter, why not just shave? Would that be less embarrassing or whatever?

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>Back a game years ago, can't remember the reason
>Came out today
>Is actually really damn good

>>6790934
>would it really be so bad to do it at college
>Presumably you'll still have alone time
will i though? i have a communal bathroom which sucks

im just talking about standard body hair, and i despise it. i cant really explain why, its not like im trans or anything.

>why not just shave?
its certainly a valid option, but it seems a little too time consuming and non-discreet for rooming with an assumedly straight male whos schedule may or may not pair up with my own

>>6790958
Well, it's not like shaving your pits and crap takes that long. Can do it in the shower so long as you put down one of those dealies that stops hair getting caught in the plug.

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>>6790966
>shaving in the shower
im fucking retarded why did that never cross my mind
ok here goes nothing then

>>6790920
>still being THIS salty after I broke up with you 3 months ago
jfc get over me already

>>6790923
Starbucks is literally soma.

>2016
>drinking the creamy caffeinated syrup jew
shiggydiggydoo

>>6790988
are you attempting to imply that you wouldnt ride the orgyporgy train if it were real

>>6790979
Should really get one of those plug covers though if you do that though f'reals. Unless you want embarrassing discussions about hair in the plug later.

>>6790996
of course. its not the embarrassing discussion im afraid of itd be freaking out and grossing out some innocent (potential cute) boy

>>6790994
wut

>>6791004
That's optimistic. When I wqas in dorms I was surrounded by about 12 Chinese girls and one gross dude.

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>>6791004
Have you never used a communal bathroom before? You're going to be finding worse things than some hair in the drain.

>>6791013
that sounds like the plot of a cheesy 70s porno
thanks for helping me talk this out btw

>>6791017
the closest thing ive been to is the bathroom at public pools

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>>6791023
Those are probably even worse here, but we have abos who shit, piss and bleed on public property for fun.

Would you fuck an abo, gaygen?

>>6791820
Yes, because apparently you can be 1/1000 abbo and still count as one legally. I'd rather fuck a fat chick than one of those methanol drinking caveman though

>>6791009
Brave New World.

I think he assumed you'd read it from the soma comment.

>Tfw you'll never electrocute babies to build your utopia.

since no one has bothered to fucking post it

>>6795525