gay general: taco bell pizza hut edition

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>There are no replies

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>>6783975
tjey took the rules seriously :(

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Did you have a good day today?

I had a great day, and liver casserole for dinner

>>6783930
>no bottoms allowed
I wouldn't allow a bottom to eat at Taco Bell either.

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>That's why I encourage internet drama and racism. It's cathartic for those who need it.

This

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>>6783999
>replying to bait

>>6784002
you shouldn't ban your boyfriend from visiting you at work, anon

>>6783991
no

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>>6783991
My day is only just beginning. So far I have made THREE (3) posts on 4chan, had breakfast and packed my bag to go swimming later.

>>6783991
Much better than yesterday. I even managed to go for a run with a hang over.

>>6784017
>boyfriend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6784017
>replying to bait
It's true tho tbqhwyf

Who's the biggest meme on gaygen?

>>6783987
>this is the problem with most hate crimes

Except not at all? I remember being racist and homophobic as shit as a little kid, and I only did it because I saw older people doing it and thought it was cool. Most of you fucks aren't even expressing your own innate displeasure, just learned hate that you want to spread to other people.

If what you were saying was at all true, homophobia in society would be skyrocketing due to people not having an outlet for their rage, but instead the actions taken towards calling out intolerance has only stopped newer generations from absorbing some outdated hate and ultimately lowered the amount of homophobia in society to the point where homophobes have to bitch on the internet about free speech since your average person will probably call them out.

>>6784087
Why do people respond to this shit?

its my FWBs birthday tomorrow

is it too keen to send him a happy birthday text + nude? i dont want to overstep our casual relationship

>>6784017
What went wrong?
>>6784018
Isn't it getting a tad late to go swimming?
>>6784023
I'm proud of you! Exercise always clears a hangover right up.

>>6784110
Friends enjoy birthday presents I think.

>>6784079
Rugby, but Circe is a funnier meme.

>>6784112
i woke up

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>>6784112
>Isn't it getting a tad late to go swimming
It's 8:36 AM.

I know I'm homo for certain, but how do I know whether I am not actually interested in women at all, or am simply too beta to even feel like I'm capable of engaging with one romantically and/or sexually?

Someone at my work's IP Kris keeps getting banned for indecent things I can't post my important thoughts śmh

>>6784185
thats a question you have to ask yourself

>>6784185
>I know I'm a homo for certain but I'm not certain
Just accept dick into your life anon.

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>>6784168

check out my new non-gay shoes!

>>6784227
There are gay shoes?

>>6784205
But I dunno the answer.

>>6784207
I know I'm gay because I love dudes and I love dick but I just can't figure out women, like at all

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>>6784250

these were the gay ones from the same spot almost exactly 1 year ago

>>6784250
Yeah, clownshoes.

>>6784120

is it too keen to send it at 00:01AM, or should i go to bed and send it later in the morning?

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>>6784227
Yes.
I still have pictures of that weird bull head that your sodomite godparents had in their house.

>>6784106
Because you can never know if the person posting it is serious or just memeing

I've posted my argument against anti-gay rhetoric a dozen times on /pol/, and I will keep doing it as long as they keep posting their bunch of bunk
>>6784153
I hate waking up from pleasant dreams too. At least you woke up, some poor sods don't.
>>6784168
I meant the season, water's getting colder by the day.

>>6784290
Do you ask for birthday presents at midnight of the previous day?

>>6784275
Are you a fat woman or something?

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I've decided to live a life of positivity. Im going to completely cast a spell that will make me never lurk 4chan again.

Its poison even just reading your "banter".

I wanna swallow cum.

>>6784356
>Im going to completely cast a spell that will make me never lurk 4chan again.
See you tomorrow.

>>6784327

right, got it - restraint is the order of the day

i just really like sending pictures of my butt to people desu

>>6784346

dont bully my practical, longlasting and affordable mum-shoes

aside from the way they look, theyre the best shoes i ever had

>>6784364

its really nice imo, kind of comfy-tasting. if you ask your bf to eat pineapples it tastes even better apparently

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>>6784369
literally this

>>6784372
get yourself some boots

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>>6784326
It's a 25m indoor pool, and winter's coming to a close.

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anon do you believe in me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrFcxR4Y6C0

I love being fucked...

>>6783987
Met this qt Danish boy on omegle just a year younger than me. We hit it off and exchanged PSN IDs. He never added me back :(

>>6784413
>winter's coming to a close.
Where do you live?

>>6784356
I'm chipper and I've been here since 2007
>>6784413
I forgot indoor pools exist lmao

I hope you have a great time

is it morally okay for a 22 year old to have consensual sex with a 17 year old? the age of consent here is 16 so I know its fine legally, but im just not sure about the ethics of it...

>stumble on old facebook from over 5 years ago
Oh god I used to be so tiny and skinny.
I feel so fat now, despite having lost a good amount of weight my face is still so fat.
I want to feel tiny and skinny again!

>>6784504
No I'll be fine
>Tfw no secret long distance relationship with a qt 17 year old closeted boy

>>6784473
Slut.

>>6784504
Hey hey hey

You need to edit your post man. This is a nice thread. Only the discuck group doesn't follow this rule. Positive energies only m8.

>>6784515
general rule of thumb is half-your-age-plus-seven

22 / 2 = 11

11 + 7 = 18

soo you're a little out but i'd say it's okay

>>6784515
Having sex with anyone under 21 is already disgusting for a 22 year old.
Shame on you.

>>6784515
Get the young dad dick
and Grindr should be allowing 16+ anyways

>>6784534
He's much more up for it than I am, lol. Hes been bugging me for sex for weeks.

>>6784533
NB: My birthday is next week, his is in January. So its more like 23 and 17...

>>6784537
>Grindr should be allowing 16+ anyways
Not when it's so easy to exchange nudes on there.
Terrible idea!

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>>6784533
I remember being 6, chasing those 10 year old daddies.

>>6784568
Why not do what I did and just put yourself as 18?

someone tell me to cum! :3

>poz daddy
>bareback only
Isn't that illegal

>>6784708
Not necessarily since he told you. I think anyway.

>>6784674
No.

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>tfw your ever so cute pocket sized big-brotherfu KR is asleep in bed and you aren't jetpacking him while nuzzling into and kneading his back with your cute little face trying to feel the warmth and safety from under his jammies

:( also I'm now using a self imposed good boy points system but with crack and heroin instead of tendies to help mitigate my speedballing

>>6783592

srsly wtf dude?

You asked for advice about your appearance and people gave it to you but their recommendations hurt your fee-fees

if I ask /fa/ about my comfy new sweater from h&m(it is super cute and comfy) and they are critical of how I'm wearing my high-fash jeans instead of commenting on my fuccboi price sweater I'm not going to go off on one and act like I've been cyberbullied

S.M.H T.B.H F.A.M

I'm playing overwatch all night. What are you guys up to?

>>6784877

Gotta do some homework, I hate that I have to take 2 semesters of a foreign language.

>>6784884
What language?

>>6784908

Espanol, I'm on my 2nd semester.

>>6783991
Today was really hot, I did some work on my bike and played car wars for hours with a friend. Its been alright.

>>6784870
Isn't crack on par with all that anyway in terms of addiction? I guess smoking that is better than injecting stuff, I don't really know anything about either though.

I had an ex who was mexican. His mom didn't know any english and I ended up learning a decent amount of spanish.

>>6784877
Also playing games. Watching stupid cartoons. Masturbating. Same ol' same ol'.

>>6784870
>crack and heroin
dropped, you'll end up looking like shit in a few years and any partner will be paranoid as hell about stds.

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Do you guys think i look any more boyish with a ponytail and no glasses

>>6784960
Yes.

>>6784943
I had a little look around and it seems the new robot wars was actually fairly well received. I shall be checking it out I think, I hope it lives up to it.

>>6785006
Didn't ask for your life story.

>>6785010
Yeah. I don't know why I even said all that. I'm really tired.

>>6784675
Just above the age of consent is when you're the ripest for fucking though.
Here a 20 year old can have it with a 15 year old.

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>>6784932

I'm not smoking crack like a basic bitch wigger from East London: I have for ages been injecting it as the cocaine part of my speedballs because it is obviously identical in effect to powder coke

crack is more practical to cop but it needs be dissolved for injection by adding citric acid/vit C like brown paki smack(chef's top tip : I cook up the H first then add a little extra citric then add the crack into the still warm solution, crush it up and stir it well until it is dissolved and ready for consumption)

>>6785058

I'm not needle shy, but the thought of me putting a needle into my own skin makes me squeamish.

>>6785064
It's something you get used to
I had to give myself daily injections for several years

>bicurious
>maybe bisexual, maybe gay
>either way I like feminine dudes in a way that excites me more than women
>have serious hang-ups over gay shit, not sure if I'm just confused or if I have serious issues with gay shit
>fuck around with a guy I REALLY like over the internet for months, we finally decide to meet up and do the deed
>feel intoxicated after we kiss but when I pin him down and pull off his pants I flip out after I see his dick and start beating the shit out of him
>he stays hard the whole time and I jerk him off towards the end
>eat his cum and get hit with a wave of euphoria
>he said he really enjoyed it but I have no idea why that happened or what to think
>confused on what to do now, I really want to fuck him but don't want to go into an emotional abusive rage again
>still not sure if I'm gay, bi, or just a straight guy with weird fetishes

wat do, /lgbt/?

>>6785097

nice made up story bro

>>6785097
Get help?

Normally people don't fly into a violent rage over nothing. Continuing as you are could be a bad plan.

>>6785097
>I like feminine dudes
Latent child molester.

>>6785124

not so latent lmao

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time for birthday sex!~

cant wait desu, its been like a fortnight since i last got laid

>>6785151
That must be terrible for you.

Do you think I would turn off someone by telling them I can't meet them tomorrow because I have a sore on my lip?
I have no idea what this sore is, but it looks ugly and don't want to meet anyone with it...

>>6785154

hey man, if you wanna hook up just let me know

i dig smart guys a LOT

>>6785151
please stop posting your gross monster body all of the time
nobody likes it

>>6785170
i do though

>>6785164
Probably wouldn't be that bad I guess, it will make him wonder why you have a sore though...

My go to excuse is I have really bad diarrhoea, it works wonders every time.

>>6785058
Well I had a little read on it and for the most part it doesn't seem any worse to use. Apparently when you add the acid is basically goes back to regular cocaine again anyway.

Pretty interesting read really.

>>6784515
Yes.

next question

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>>6785064

I Used to be scared of needles and especially the pain but I was hospitalised constantly as an early teen due to Crohn's disease(before diagnosis I lost 20% of my body weight down to 88lb and possessed hitler style arms) which aside from giving me enough high strength liquid codeine and oramorph to start my love affair with opiates also entailed 100s of IV injections

at first I was scared but stared at the needle so I wouldn't been surprised by the "sharp scratch" but after a while I became fascinated by the art of intravenous injecting and fell in love <3 with injecting

>>6785164
I mean. Maybe just tell them you're not feeling well instead or something.

>>6785165
Unfortunately I don't like anyone. And going outside seems like a bad idea.

>>6785204

Yeah, I think I'll pass, not really interested in drugs.

>one of the cutest bears I've ever seen
>6'4
>white
>thinks I'm cute (a lot it seems)
>over 500 miles away
>open relationship so we can't be
Fuck

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why the fuck do i spend so many late nights reading about homosexual serial killers who used to prey in my area?

this cant be healthy

>>6785292
The fact that you can do that must mean there were a lot of them.
>>6785151
Don't listen to them. I think you look pretty good.

seriously people, don't fucking smoke weed
it makes you dumb, pretentious and a shitty person to be around

i really like this guy but ever since he started smoking pot regularly, he became this horribly annoying asshole who won't shut up about spirituality and transcending the body and being connected to the nature and the universe and blablablablah.
he also sounds like he developed a speech impediment.

what a shame. he used to be so smart and had so much potential. now i have to listen to him ramble about all the beautiful things nature has to give us. i'm so attracted to him physically, but damn is this a turnoff.

>>6785288
Why are they always in a relationship already or want an open relationship. I just want a fucking husbando to settle down with who wont cheat on me.

>>6785470
god please shave that you peasant

>>6785124
t. no bf tranny

>>6785292
I think it's time you moved

penus

>>6785292
i'm glad there have been no known serial killers where i live

always thought it was pretty weird how america is home to so many serial killers

am I gay?

>>6785559
yiz, buy dargon dildo

>>6785563
Is that mandatory?

>>6785559
Are you?

>>6785567
its recommended...

>>6785572
By who?

>>6785567

I don't know, am I?

>>6785578
idk but some guy told me to

>>6785580
Sure, why not. Now get sucking, champ.

>>6785581
Are you sure that wasn't just a Bad Dragon marketer?

>>6785596
Are you sure that wasn't just a Bad Dragon marketer?
maybe but now I can get fucked by a horse, so its aight

>>6785605
You're a wild dude.

>>6785596

Gay I am

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>>6785606
thx

>>6785559

Yes

>>6785559
probably

>>6785624

Get a butthole

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>no bottoms allowed
nah fuk u m8

>>6785624

get a cock gay guys love cocks

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>>6785624
get a penis-swastika

>>6785624
Upside down triangle pink

>>6784227
Where in the fuck do you have countryside you can just sit and look over? Lucky fucker, would picnic/10

>tfw gain enough muscle that belly becomes flat and sides look attractive
FUCKING FUCK I DID IT BROS I BEAT SKINNYFAT
YES

>>6785740

Post tumtum

>>6785752
Nope, got a bf and losing virginity (butt first to make it extra slutty) Friday, so not til then.

>>6785758

>butt first to make it extra slutty

Attaboy.

>>6785762
>tfw he has a copy of souls
/dsg/ is gonna be the ultimate level of jelly when i get an actual fc souls bf

Anyway, his dick is fucking enormous so I hope all those dildos were worth it

>>6785776

May the lord bless you with an elastic butthole

>>6785740
The real war is with your self-image. And it's a war of attrition.

>haven't jerked off in 3 weeks

I realize now that horniness is really just an indicator that I need to pee, at least for me. Once I pee my horniness goes away.

Anyone else get horny when really they just need to take a piss?

>>6785812

That's your bladder pressing against your prostate

Sounds like you're a natural buttslut desu

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>>6785893
I wanna press my bladder against your prostate

>>6785905

hot

piss up my shussy daddy

>>6785909
Whoops, my name fell off
no take backs

>>6785905
Wait what

>tfw dating a qt schoolteacher

>>6785962
I was fucking a college professor for a little bit.
None of my professors though
=\

>>6785913

No name, no game

>>6785962

I'm so hard for guys with traditionally female jobs like a teacher or nurse

But only if they're big masc goofy bears

>>6785979
What about a twink business major?

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>>6785981

>business major

Literally vomiting.

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>>6785981
>Hitler
Literally vomiting.

>>6785997
Yer dum

>>6786009

faggot

>>6786016
And don't you forget it mister.

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>Despite not being very bear-like, decide to finally start using Growlr to find a bear bf.
>Wait a couple days
>Check back
>Only a few views
>One message
>Open it up
>The guy is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
I have no chance, do I?

>>6786035
Welcome to the no hope club.

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>>6786009
Why would you say such a hurtful thing?

>>6786035
>I have no chance, do I?
Ask8ball.com said "Outlook not so good."

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>>6786048
Seems legit.

>>6786035
Is growlr bear only?
How do I get a comfy bear husbando as a twink without them being 40 years old and balding?

>>6783930
> no bottoms allowed

vers master race here
we fuck better than tops and bottoms

>>6786048
Be nice to hitler
>>6786060
That might be true if you actually had sex anon.

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>>6786069
That was me being nice to Shitler.

How do you know whether youre a top or bottom? Did you guys know straight away or did you have to experiment?

>>6786069
> implying I don't have sex

I flipfucked my bf just last Friday. And it was pretty fucking great. Tight ass and thick 8" dick

>>6786069

Savage

>>6786075
You're going to die a lone.
>>6786094
Then you woke up.

>>6786089
Seems like something you should probably be aware of by yourself. I mean, do you want to put it in or get it up in? Seems like you should already know by yourself.

>I had Taco Bell for lunch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lisX3Or6twc

>>6786125
This is also relevant to thread topic and being gay

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSido3IwnE

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>>6786115
>a lone
A lone wolf?
I'm like Samus, independently hunting down repulsive space buttpirates.

>>6786147
No you're like space junk..perpetually floating into nothingness until you've completely faded into obscurity.

>>6786168
Are you okay? You seem kinda rude lately.

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What are things that your bf/husband does that turns you on? Things he does during foreplay that are sexy, or small things that you just find really hot for some reason.

>>6786234
>lately

Just right now lol
The other night I was comforting an anon who was unsure how to make his way into the gay "scene."

I never get to be the sassy gay when I'm here so I'm sexercising my right to do so meow.

I don't mean to upset you or cause alarm anon lol.

>>6786257
Oh I'm not upset, I was just worried there was something wrong since you're usually very friendly. Sass away.

>>6786135
what the fuck

>>6786254
>your bf/husband
Classic.

>>6786254
He would let me fall asleep on his warm strong hairy chest rising and falling feeling so protected and warm and then i would wake up and realize not bf just body pillow.

>>6786452
Body pillow? Nice. Have you got an embarrassing character on it too? That's the good stuff.

>>6786523

do your doodies on me it means poop

I love you, gaygen!

>>6786526
What

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http://www.comatonse.com/writings/2012_i_once_got_in_trouble.html

This is really sad ;_; Did any of gaygen get bullied at school?

>>6786629
Only ever by one kid, for the most part I was pretty popular in primary and secondary school.

Come to think of it, I don't think many people at all were directly bullied in either of my schools. Hmm.

>>6786667
You know, every bully I ever talked to said the same thing!

>>6786612

im a scatman clownman lets get dirty

>>6786670
This. KR confirmed bully.

>>6786670
Dunno, I was a little shit but I never bullied people. Everyone has shit thrown at them by someone, bullying is a daily and unrelenting attack though, or at least that would be my definition.

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>>6786629
No, they all feared me.

>>6786629
just finished reading all of that

i... wow

>>6786677
>>6786670
tfw KR ended up a shorty that likes taking dick after bullying people

I was a really terrible person to be around at school if that counts as bullying.

>>6786731
I dunno what I counted as, probably a bully. I tried to mend my ways and from time to time had people instigate shit with me, I remember making one of the jocks cry.

He was a weird guy, he caught the same bus as me, and on the bus he was fine. Talked to me normally. At school he was a bit of a twat.

One day he got up and started having a massive rant about what a failure I was as a person right before one of the exams - like he didn't stop for several minutes while we were working. The teacher didn't bother stopping him.

Swear to god I looked at him, without getting up or putting down my pen, and said "Being a two faced arrogant prick doesn't fix your broken family so why don't you sit the fuck back down and chill on the alpha complex". He started welling up, sat back down, didn't talk to me again after that.

>>6786745
>"Being a two faced arrogant prick doesn't fix your broken family so why don't you sit the fuck back down and chill on the alpha complex"
*grabs him by the throat*
back the fuck off?!?!?!?
*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel

>>6786745
This is the most Reddit post I've ever seen in this general.

he said i was an amazing kisser and the most tender lover he's ever had!

come at me :3

>>6786872
Good for you man. You gonna make him your BF?

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>>6786872
Dats cute anon. Good job.

>>6786881
to be honest with you, i'm really struggling to understand the nature of our relationship, we've been friends for ages and always been a bit cuddly and totally soppy... yesterday we got drunk and just ended up making out (finally) and eventually grinding on each other, frotting, me sucking his dick and then eventually he fucked me! i was running my hands all over him and kissing him and pulling his hair and shit and oh god it was great

he said it was amazing BUT he identifies as straight

it's weird because it's kind of a platonic thing. it's definitely love, but i dunno if it's in a romantic context, it just kind of reached a breaking point and got expressed through sex, you know?

maybe like an extended bromance?

>>6786629
I was both bullied and a bully. I have some pretty sad memories of being singled out, people making fun of my dead mom, having stones thrown at me, having stuff poured into my chair, being given cruel nicknames and people pretending to be my friend only to do some mean shit to me while their friends laugh in the background. I also remember picking on a ginger kid by calling him a fag, pulling a weaker kids pants down in front of some girls, and making fun of a girl to the point she admitted to self harming and being suicidal to try and get me to stop, and I just used that to make fun of her even more.

All things considered I deserved everything I got and probably a lot more.

>>6786887
thanks!

>tfw everyone just left you alone at school
m-maybe i enjoy being bullied

>>6786872
>tfw lonely
fuck you ;_;

>>6786916
i can fix that~

>>6786921
how so
prove it

>>6786924
weeell are you in the UK?

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>>6786914
>tfw was both bullied by people who paid attention to me and ignored by everyone else

It was like I didn't exist most of the time, and when someone noticed me they did it with disgust.

>>6786888
>tfw this will never happen to me since he doesn't drink

>>6786939
sadly no
welp

>>6786976
just lean in for the kiss and see what happens!

>>6786981
that totally sounds like a great idea buddy

>>6786983
hey, worked for me

>>6786980
fug...

>>6786969
damn that sucks but at least your existence was acknowledged i guess

>>6786997
Barely. My attendance was shit and even when I was there one time one kid in my class said to the teacher 'anyone remember that really quiet kid with the long hair? what happened to him?' and I just mumbled from the back of the class 'you mean me?' and everyone started laughing because he didn't recognize me with short hair. Afterwards I heard him say to his friend quietly 'I thought he had killed himself'

>>6786988
maybe next time I'll go to UK though for hols and stuff
this is unrelated, why am I saying this
but what if he reacts badly

>>6787011
rude as heck what the FUCK, so pointlessly cruel

>>6787017
just release the enema on his bed

wanna kiss everyone in gaygen tbqh

>>6787021
gross

>>6787029
you sure mate
you cant take that back now

How long does it take for you to figure out if someone has a very low self esteem?

>>6787020
He probably didn't mean it to be cruel. I was barely there, and when I was I was a quiet weirdo that always hung out as far away from view as possible while looking miserable. A lot of people thought I had killed myself when I went on a depressive episode and skipped school for more than a week, since it became obvious I existed when I was the name of the list that never turned up. It was just pretty painful hearing how casually they talked about it, made me realize how unimportant I actually am.

Even my teachers sometimes forgot me, and I had to ask to be given a sheet since they had went around and handed one to everyone but me. I think that's just my life.

>>6787039
I kind of understand that. For the first five years of secondary school I rarely if ever talked to the other students, just kinda existed. I always attended but mentally I wasn't there at all. Hey, it's over now right?

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Whatcha listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd9p4n5hLEg

>>6787066
I'm sooo going to upboat this! :)

>>6787086
Whats your damage?

>>6787029
Slut. Enjoy your flu and herpes.

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>>6787066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwx8M_7hcRE

Nighty night, fellas.

>>6787066
https://youtu.be/hD6_QXwKesU desu

>>6787066
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM_uMwU8-0E
;_;

>>6787035
a few minutes

>>6787066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKztreA6e7Y

I officially entered my first established poly relationship today.

>>6787318
Congratulations, you retarded faggot.

>>6787318
You always crack me up.
Your life sounds fun, but poly sounds like a bad idea.

>>6787320
I thought those were mandatory qualifications for posting here though.

>little sweet shop opens in my town
>they have the hard candy i like but can't find anywhere
WEW LADS GOOD DAY

>>6787318
havent u been seeing them since you broke up with your other bf like a week ago?

>>6787341
why?

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i have to choose between a vanilla strict top with a great dick + body but who doesnt let me touch his butt or anything, and a more averagelooking versetop who's always down for anything.

what do you guys reckon?

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>>6787429
whichever one you pick you'll regret. hope this helps!

>>6787341

My life is pretty fun, desu
But i think this is pretty okay.
I feel really comfortable with my partners.

>>6787418

That bf and i broke up and got back together a lot.
I'm struggling really hard with a lot of guilt about it all, but he's so amazing and compassionate and makes me feel so capable and hopeful about myself and it's really easy to be open and communicative and talk about all the things that matter.
I dunno, I'm really, really lucky.

>>6787451
emotions exist solely to hold back GAY (generations ahead of yesterday) people and prevent us from destroying our enemies so its best to let go of them entirely and desu you should have dropped him the moment he showed you any kind of weakness

Anyone want an ugly boyfriend?

>>6787472
Sure why not

>>6786819
I knew his parents had divorced, he also told me about his sister that had died in the womb and shit.I didn't do anything physically violent, I'd been suspended twice before and the school had a 3 strikes policy.

Also he would've kicked my ass if I tried to fight him.

>>6787472
Just cus I'm ugly doesn't mean I should settle for another uggo.

I love you guys so fucking much

A disabled man asked me to help put on his shoe properly, but it was a horrible shoe on quite a nasty foot so I did a bit but then I stop and it he wasn't walking on it so what does it matter if his heel wasn't in properly?

>>6787492

Cool.

>>6787520

I don't need you like I thought I did!

>>6787429
Vanilla top.
You can always get a side piece if you want to do kinky shit

So apparently it's still legal in my state to be fired for being gay

>>6787757

its probably more like "fired for inappropriately sexual conduct at work"

>>6787770
I've been fired for stare-raping a straight cis man. It's funny because we'd never even met while on the job, though not like the straight cis boss is gonna take my word on that.

>>6787801

Some gays do have creepy eyes with a creepy grin that could intimidate straight men or even a child.

>tfw really want to kiss someone with a boyfriend
Where do I find guys in open relationships?

>>6787757
most people learned this when gay marriage was legalized near them and someone and someone in their area got fired for it

>>6787770
no, its just that being gay isn't a protected class and there's at-will employment in most US states

>>6787882
grindr

>>6787699
he just wanted help dude

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>mid-sexting
>he suddenly stops replying

hm

i guess either came or his phone ran out of battery, but now im sitting here with my dick in my hands and nothing to do

fuck

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is my body okay for a virgin?

>>6788068
>okay for a virgin

is there some standard of body virgins are supposed to have? do bodies change after you have sex?

do you have any progress pics btw? i love those things

>>6788068
>stealing pics for attention
kill yourself anytime, my man

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>Severe paranoia, fear and anxiety
>Lack of energy and enthusiasm
>Heavy limbs / lack of mobility
>Extreme dry mouth
>Burning eyes
>Shortness of breath
>Increased heart rate
>Shaking / trembling
>Chills / sweats
>Disorientation / lack of focus
>Upset stomach

Jesus fuck that was quite a ride last night.

>>6788068
where is your chin and jaw?

>>6788098

Yeuch. What was it?

>>6788101
he got the AIDS

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>>6788101
>>6788112

too many scooby treats man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNfVrFH6Kd4

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>>6788068

>feelgood
>a virgin

AYYY lmao

I love being fucked sooooo much

Hey guys
I'm going to California in September
Any cute boys wanna meet up and have some fun?

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>>6788135

thats not me, it just looks like a little like me

i have different nips + ab insertions, and not so good shoulders

>>6788138

me too dawg, holy crap
going to try power bottoming this saturday maybe, which might go terribly lmao

ive been watching a lot of porn to try and learn how to do it properly

>>6788148

if anything you should be putting large objects up your anus (cucumbers) and learning to relax with them inside you

>>6788169

the guy im hooking up with on Saturday is massive, so i already borrowed my friends buttplug to warm up actually

last time we tried i bled a little, which wasn't great

is anyone else terrified that one day you'll meet a girl who you will fall in love with, and make the crushing realisation that you are in fact biscum

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>>6788200
Vaginas are gross.

>>6788200

No. I've accept my asexuality and sexual attraction to men to be just a mental fantasy/disorder/illusion. I find guys and women repulsive in real life.

>>6788200

yes actually

i am very concerned about the fact i can fap to futa porn easily enough - i think i might kinda like tits

vaginas are still repulsive to me though

Do gays virgin shame like straights do? Will it cause problems being 27 and still a virgin?

>>6788068
Post butt

>>6788212
>>6788218
this is absolutely true and they are fucking repugnant

but i mean, what if the person was just so amazing that that didn't matter anymore

>>6788213
that's cool too, man

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>>6788241
Impossibru

>On sofa with boyfriend
>"Hey…"
>groan because I know that one of his shitty dad jokes is about to happen
>"Did you hear about my new theory on inertia?"
>tell him no
>"I'm not surprised. It doesn't seem to be gaining any momentum"

I'm so fucking

>>6788222

nah. depending on where they grew up, its not uncommon for guys to be repressed or in denial until their midtwenties, so its not such a weird thing to be a virgin as it is for heteros

>>6788247
that's cute though!

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>>6788247
>that moment when someone is talking to you, but you have the urge to get away from them asap because they're boring as fuck and you're too polite to set social boundaries or flat out be honest about your disgust in socializing with them

>>6788247
lol'd

I've got a ton of dad jokes about fruit, especially bananas.
Nobody seems to find them a pealing though.

>>6788246
you say that now, but...

>>6788276
lmao

Whay adjective best describes your boypussy?

>>6788282
clammy

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>>6788276
>what's the difference between beer nuts and dear nuts?
>beer nuts are $1.75 per pound; dear nuts are under a buck

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>>6788282

>>6788267
Our whole relationship began because he told me a dad joke and I laughed at it unintentionally. Ever since then the jokes and puns have never stopped. I'd never tell him, but I secretly find it endearing.

I get him back, though. He loves to read so for holidays I usually get him a book he really wants and write the shittiest pickup line I can think of on the inside cover.

>>6788276
Oh my fucking god that's one he'd tell.

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How do I accept compliments?

So far I either say "thanks" or "you too", but those are getting pretty old and this guy keeps complimenting me and doesnt show any signs of slowing down

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>>6788308
Tell him "fuck off I dont need your pity " that always works.

>>6788308
just go "yeah, I get that a lot" to each one, people usually stop complementing if they feel its uninspired/ not getting the reaction they want

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>>6788321

>>6788321
oh god, any chance i could smell that straight man poo?

>>6788318
>>6788331

i mean, i like the compliments, i just have difficulty responding appropriately to them

>>6788321

maybe you should eat more fibre and loosen up you disgusting barbarian

>>6788292
>>6788303
>What's the difference between a Snowman and a Show woman?
>One has snow balls.

>>6788340
Samefagging loser

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>>6788347

>>6788341
then do the classic "oh gosh.. no stop" real coy and they be all smitten and shit thinking you like it and stuff
>>6788347
Ann, I'm sorry to say this but somewhere out there, you have a little boy or a girl. like no body thats not a dad makes all these jokes

>>6788361
That's a distinct and frightening possibility.

>>6788381
Upboat

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>tfw no ambition to do anything
My day off wasted on sleeping and 4chan

>>6788420
Have you lifted yet?
Could always to a 2 a day.

New thread
>>6788461

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>>6788431
I can just imagine how that'll end like

I'm on my feet all fucking day at work. But I'm going to go run. I guess I really am tired of being a fat slob.
This is good.

>>6786629
Yes.
I grew up to be an asshole with no empathy.

>exchanging nudes for the first time right now
I'm shaking and i feel like dying. But the good kind of dying.

>>6788357
Jesus Tapdancin' Christ the gayface is real

>>6784960
cute

>>6785058

chemistry is so much fun

is fentanyl an issue over there?

>>6784960

I pray for you Circe in the name of Jesus Christ.
May all new age spirits and sexual demons leave your body, mind, soul, and spirit in the name of Jesus. I call all demons & Satan out of you in the name of Jesus Christ. May you be emptied of your sins and filled with Jesus's grace. Amen.

do you guys like trannies at all? for what its worth i pass pretty well but have my parts. i could have a gay bf if he was at least a little understanding. im looking for long term.

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>>6791063
Good luck. Trannies are a straight man fetish. Gays like masculinity not feminity and even though you have a penis you're still pretty fem. Go find a nice chaser that will love you and take care of you theres nice ones out there despite what transbians tell you.

>>6791040
I hope you're actually Christian. Id be sad if you weren't.

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>tfw my spicy mid 30s fwb stopped replying
I can't go back

>>6791173
How long has it been? If it's just 1 day that's normal. 2 is a bit of a warning sign. 3+ you're fucked.

>>6784960
You are an actual trans girl right? Don't even try to say you're a cis male with that appearance.

>>6791247
>you're fucked
Or not

>>6791247
A day, even though he said yesterday to try and plan for something today.
I don't see why he'd drop me, since he sure is eager to do things with me

New Thread

>>6791270
>>6791270
>>6791270
>>6791270

>>6786888
Dude, you have achieved literal brojob status

>>6784275
Where the fuck do you live? Just say a country