Gay General: Misery Edition

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>>6763619

First for straight men

This guy slaps your bfs/husbears ass.
What do you do?

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>>6763619
You can have all of that with a dog.

~and more~

>>6763630
?????

>>6763630
damn straight, no one slaps my bfs ass

>>6763632

get that knot

>>6763639
bc he doesnt exist

>>6763642
im sure that was implied but thanks for the clarity.
you're doing a great job

I took some recordings of my ~body~ this morning that i feel really good about
I'm feeling really good about myself this morning.
I wanna share them.

>>6763630
invite him home for a 3-way

>>6763655

than share them

>>6763655
Do it!

I'm about to masturbate. What should I expect?

>>6763650
i explained this before. being unfunny and mean makes the joke funny all over again.

>>6763673

Ecstasy, relief, lethargy, shame

>>6763662
>>6763666

Ok, here they are.

puu.sh
/qI0Wd/7201be8b42.webm
puu.sh
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>>6763673
Remember to wear a helmet

>>6763680
holy fuck you're an attention whore

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>>6763685

That's a PUPPER

>>6763680
Yes.

someone make love to me

i'm so lonely

>>6763680
Nice. You're very cute and hot.

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>>6763700
I love you! You're loved.

>>6763700
I am bretty lonely myself

>>6763680
you're supercute but please shave your dick!

>>6763705
>>6763708
i just love you guys so much <3

you're my best friends and i really appreciate you all, even if i don't show it sometimes...

>>6763700
Love is the kind of thing that you shouldn't do unless you're totally at ease...

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>>6763714
That's so fucking sweet

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>>6763700

>tfw you'd rather fuck an hiv positive man than a fem

>>6763695
>>6763704
>>6763709

Thankye : >
not shaving my pubes, tho
I love my bush

I was feeling good and now I feel even better~

>>6763721
Good, only women should ever shave their pubes.

>>6763721
just for the record i'm super super attracted to you for real, never ever doubt your looks

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>tfw you couldn't score but you found a small rock and some brown in old used balloons plus some used filters and got high high(as the Orson Welles of our generation Marlon Wayans would say)

maybe that christcuck is right and got looks after the good at heart

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>>6763686
Can you blame it? Circe's been used, abandoned and discarded by literally every single person it felt like it was capable of showing love for.
It exists as the result of hundreds of abusive sick fucks encouraging its mental illnesses to satisfy their abhorrent fetishes.

I'd feel kind of bad if it wasn't so fucking annoying.

>>6763729
How active are you socially anon, do you have any mates?


I watched an interesting video on addiction the other day, really turns the old school ideology of it around.

>>6763720
>tfw you're an enormously sissy bottom but love fems and it's nigh impossible to find one who will top

>>6763747
I don't understand why gays are so against topping.
It's a lot easier than bottoming, isn't it?

>>6763751
I'll top no problem, but I just much much prefer bottoming. It feels too amazing. It's so mindblowing jesus christ fuck.

>>6763755
fuck, i need that turkish guy inside me right now

>>6763720
>tfw you love fems but haven't asked one out yet

>>6763769
he's so chunky~

>>6763619
Fuck you OP. I've got a BF. I don't know if he loves me just yet. Give it a couple months though. I'm happier than I've ever been. I guess I'm relatively attractive. I'd say more cute than anything.

I'm on my way to a double major and already have prospected jobs available in NY and Singapore.

Deluded, maybe. It's a nice delusion if it is.

>tfw getting desperate and lonely but still refusing to talk to uglies

>>6763736

sounds interesting. I like watching harm reduction lectures and videos like exchangesupplies which can be p. Interesting(I watched something about Swiss supervised injecting sites and how they have basically no fatal ODs and earlier treatment of infections/abcesses) and I collect all the needle exchange bumf like about abcesses and safe water sources etc.

I have two good mates from school and a few sort of friends online but I don't talk to them all that much outside posting dank memes and sometimes playing ARMA. I can find people to hang out with and talk with(like at the chav filled "employability course" I did after leaving school) but finding proper friends is hard when you are shy and soft spoken af

Who wants to be my practice bf?

>>6763809
Me! Are you in the UK?

>>6763790
Talking to uggo's won't help anything. Get your self esteem back up again and just go for the good ones.

>>6763811
Texas

>>6763823
Oh...

Well, we can still say sweet things to each other!

>>6763826
I just want someone to hold my hand ;_;

>>6763849
I want to hold your hand!

How am I supposed to come out to my friends when they crack gay jokes to each other all day as if it's a derogatory thing?

It's funny and everything because it's obviously just casual but I don't wanna make things awkward.

>>6763874
Don't be an attention whore and stay in the closet.

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>be gay in town of 600
>find bisexual guy my age and we fuck on occasion, fwb thing, we chill during the day and fuck in the night
>this goes on for 2 months,
>I'm getting no sleep because of this and early morning shifts, but I'd give up my sleep for his dick
>Last week he got a gf
>I haven't heard from him since last week
Oh well.

>>6763895
But it will be such a weight off my shoulders.

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>>6763619
more like gaygen: gains edition

>>6763957
more like: let me suck your dick

>>6763962
i prefer handjobs, are you good at them?

>>6763674
yeah, I'm compounding it. now the joke was 2x funnier then my original statement

>>6763724

i dont shave mine but i do trim them regularly

light fuzz is much nicer than a full bush imo

Would you date someone who is HIV+?
I kind of feel bad for them, but I bet they're more loved and have more sex than me anyways.

>>6763976

who the fuck prefers handjobs?

handjobs are objectively worse than selfmasturbation. i have YEARS of experience jerking my dick, no partner is ever going to be able to beat that (lol). handjobs are normally just uncomfortable and a bit lame.

if i want a handjob, ill just give myself one

>>6764025
so much this.
bj 100x better then hj

>>6764001

I like having and enjoy my partners having a full bush. Hair all around, desu

NO FATS NO FEMS

>>6764025
clearly we are incompatible

>>6764044
>NO FEMS

and you, i just flat out dont like you

>>6764011
Sorry for them, but I wouldn't. Even with medication etc, I still just don't trust it. I might have hiv-phobia though.

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>talking to someone who's clearly too good looking for you and will obviously stop replying in an hour or so

>>6763980
thats not how math works

>>6763849
u have 2 hands

>>6764089
It's actually because I'm so funny but you drag it down a bit, so it ends up being roughly 2x

>>6763800
Yeah it's interesting to study on. I asked about the social aspect because this video touched on the point that many people will stay hooked on drugs because they have no one around them to interact with and I'd say it has some weight to it. I'm not sure what the video was called, if you just search addiction on YouTube I'm sure you'll find the one, of had a lot of animated graphics.

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>>6763680
HOT AS FUCK. I r8 8/8 would fuck until the end of the universe. I wish i were a cereal so you would pour milk all over me...

>>6764171

I, uhm
Hm.

Does anyone have any experience with bulimia? or swallowing objects and purging them back up?

Is it possible for someone to swallow a small gemstone and than purge it back up while claiming they can manifest gemstones in their throat?

>>6764033
how do you feel about handjobs

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⭐⭐⭐What are you listening to?⭐⭐⭐

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B8es1P1uZM

>>6764272
video not available

>>6764272
https://youtu.be/uJWGpI-Zjgw

>>6764272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzIjhamDc4s&t=1m9s

in oldschool hip hop mood

>looking for friends, maybe something more
>looking for friendship, dates, chat

What should I state in my profiles so people will message me?

People check my profile out, so there must be some interest based on my photos. People just don't seem to like something about what I'm looking for I guess.

>>6764272

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HmAvRbnI40

>>6764280

if you're on chrome, download wallcy.com to use as a proxy for watching USA stricted youtube content

>>6764299

Looking for daddy's nummy cummies in my bummy

Just a reminder that life is precious and life is good and were all going to have a great day.

>>6764313
Sounds embarrassing, but I'm willing to put down I'm looking for daddies if that'll get me messages...

>>6764319
Even me? I haven't been feeling good at all today.

>>6764351

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcS--G1X4QQ

>I haven't been feeling good at all today.

Jesus can change that.

I am such a failure of a person.
Guys don't like me, and I have no one to vent to because I annoy people whenever I tell them about my failures.

>>6764319
LIAR

I'm moving to nyc next week and I've always had a fetish for nudity like bath houses and beaches, are there any good places in nyc that cater to that? Or should I not go and stay aids-free

Got yelled at by my ex for trying to have a conversation since I thought we were on good terms. No fucking clue what I did other than ask him how he's going to get somewhere with out a car. I fucking hate wanting to be nice sometimes.

>>6764360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mfkrdX63lI

>>6764398
Circe will just ride a dick she doesn't need a car.

>>6764401
Jesus loving me won't make me friends.

>>6764422
Me and circé barely even talk anymore and we've got a better relationship than me and the ex I'm talking about.

>>6764398
Protip: niceness is a weakness, and it WILL be exploited.

>>6764432
>impossible to make friends at church
>having a shared purpose to your lives is a poor basis for friendship
>popularity is more important than the love of God
k

>>6764444

I'm okay with being exploited. If someone steals your shirt, give them your pants and underwear too. That's what Jesus would do.

>>6764444
;_;

>>6764454
wanting to make a friend doesn't mean I think popularity is more important than god
I can't make friends outside of church, why would it be any different in a church?

>>6764480
Has lots of people desperate for a good fucking

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assuming I sell myself for drug money would signing up to an escort site actually be worthwhile over CL, Grindr or street walking(hopefully I don't need to do that)? How much low level seedy porn shoots pay for a cute twinky teenager and how do get in on that action? is camming worthwhile?

I only ask because in the last 9 months alone I've spent £1200 on heroin and coke/crack and I can't find a decent part time job

>>6764272

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FPwOfwhpiW8

>>6764440
Im just memeing tbqh

>>6764518

also most of that money was in the last few months when my habit escalated and am currently spending way more money than I can sustain

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>>6764518

I hear Backpage is pretty neat if you're the drug addict prostitute type.

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Sup gaygen. How are you lil deviants doing today? Any big plans for the weekend?

hi im smart, young and attractive
now who wants to spend money on me

>>6764525
I figured. I just wanna know why people started thinking me and circé were dating.

>>6764571
nobody, you entitled cunt

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>>6764576
Because you made her yell out slutdaddy irl.

>>6764571
Probably the military. They always need more people

>>6764591
both of you have the same face thats weird

>>6764618
I think it's the glasses.

>>6764593
but that would mean actually having to get out of bed in the morning

Do you still have a gag reflex?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11037646

Pretty sure I just lost my best friend, we were drinking together last night, he passed out on the couch, and I've always thought he was hot, I never would have done this if I wasn't wasted, but I sucked him off while he was passed out, he actually got hard, ended up riding his dick, and he woke up at that point but I think he didn't open his eyes because he just called me by his girlfriend's name and held on to my hips while I was riding him, I just got some extremely pissed off and threatening texts from him, so I think he figured it out after he sobered up, what are the chances that we can still be friends?

>>6764638
You raped your best friend?

>>6764638
sorry but rape is pretty much a friendship killer

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>>6764568
Visiting Minisoda just for funsies. Looking up places to check out now. You and the otter up to no good?

>>6764633
I didnt think I did til the last dick I sucked. Basically had to be upside down for the throat fucking to not make me gag.

>>6764638

He should press charges on you for raping him while intoxicated. Go to jail faggot!

>>6764568

Plans are work ;____;

But maybe on sunday see a cute boy and play games with him and his friends and then after maybe give him my cummies

>>6764657
Why go there when Wisconsin is better.

And I'm here!

>>6764638

You literally raped him lmao

>>6764638

>raped someone
>admitting you did it on 4chan
>not knowing police/fbi/cia regularly monitor everything posted here through a built-in backdoor

You fucked up man.

>>6764669
Jupp wants to show me mall of america because of how laughably huge it apparently is and wisconsin is even further from home, anon. Took hours just to get here, but it was a fun ride.

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>>6764657
>you and the otrer up to no good
Yup.

>>6764651
>>6764652
>>6764662
>>6764674
>>6764677
>believing anything posted on 4chan to be true

>>6764638
I mean probably not you pretty much raped him
>>6764677
Like the NSA/FBI/CIA give a shit about what's posted on here.

>>6764681

these lame t-shirts are so cringeworthy

>>6764681
Why did you scribble out the faces of a image you got online?

>>6764657
where in minnesnowda?

>>6764625
I'll pay you to work on my thesis.
Just can't bring myself to do it.

>>6764683

You realize those who admit to doing crimes on here have been questioned, jailed and sentenced...right?

>>6764698
sure, how much?

>>6764702
this dick enough?

>>6764255

Fun but unsatisfying.
I'd rather taste dick than grab it.

>>6764681

>those tshirts

How dare you

>>6764699
I've never heard of it.

>>6764707
inadequate

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>>6764692
Jupp use to live in St. Paul so around there for nows. Our hotel room is outside of the twin cities, but we plan on going more places outside tomorrow since it will be sunny then right now it's raining.

>>6764708
Same. Giving and recieving handjobs seems so pointless.
>Just put your mouth on it please...

I have never given a handjob without switching to oral or anal at some point..

>>6764719
oh my god
i was just there last weekend
right now you're like... 2 hours away from me
i feel blessed

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>>6764638

for your sake i hope you dont live in the US

>>6764719

should of just drove to chicago

>>6764712


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-05/canberra-man-jailed-for-publishing-secret-document-online/6914430

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-guy-who-posted-pictures-of-his-strangled-girlfriend-on-4chan-has-been-arrested-1106

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/another-4chan-fan-arrested-federal-charges

etc.

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i dont enjoy oral

is my partner just terribke at it or is it just kind of 'eh' IRL for everyone? i cant imagine getting off just via receiving a blowjob.

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>>6764708
>tfw hand fetish
>tfw yet to find someone who will not only indulge it, but is good at handjobs

ill take oral, just finish me off manually

>>6763619
Thought it said "The Mist Edition".
>Realize that I probably thought that because my first and only crush recommended that movie to me.
>Realize that six years later I still have him at the back of my mind.
Why is my brain so broken? He didn't even like me. I wish I could fall for someone again.
>>6764272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFx2gtSD4NM
I don't even know why. I'm in shit mood, and this is probably one of the most brainless, clubiest songs I can think of.

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>>6764687
Pls no bully.

>>6764688
It's my pic? And I'm not spreading my bfs face onto 4chan.

>>6764710
Don't worry kohai just because your a twink doesn't mean you can't be masc.

>>6764744
My ex is terrible at blow jobs. He doesn't know how to not use his teeth. I would never say anything though. I don't know why.

>>6764750
is there anything more disguting than bear on bear?

>>6764750

cute couple
post sex video, don't have to show faces :3

>talking with someone on Tinder
>they seem really interested
>they keep talking, it's alright
>start complimenting me and shit
>we add each other on whatsapp
>talk a bit more
>he gets drunk
>sends me messages at 4am
>says he only does that to people he likes
>suddenly removed on tinder and whatsapp

Oh right, bit confused. Not sure if I should send a text and ask why or whatever or just ignore it.

anyone know what happened to whippy & flappy?

they were the cutest gaygen couple

>>6764744
i have a reputation as an expert cocksucker, maybe i can convince you otherwise

>>6764752
>teeth

ouch

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>>6764750

do you guys wanna have a 3some? im available, just saying.

where should i send my resume?

>>6764750
>your

>>6764750

I'm the most masc person here

>>6764754

Straight people

>>6764754
Someone pushing their own tastes on others
and judging them for not liking the exact same thingsthey do

>>6764754
shit taste

>>6764744

I'm uncut and I don't like oral either.

Every time someone gives me oral it's like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4jg8o9wXys

I feel like a demonic leech is attached to my penis trying to suck the life out of me.

>>6764758

He googled you and found your bbrt account

>>6764777
What the fuck is bbrt?

>>6764744
giving and receiving oral is the best, if they're good at it.
I'd take oral and rimming over penetration any day

>>6764785
big boys retweet

>>6764773
Then you should stop doing that, senpai.

>>6764776

I used to feel the same, but then I figured out that it was just that the cut dudes sucking my dick were used to dicks with no sensation so they were hoovering my dick as hard as possible. It feels real nice if he more focuses on rubbing his lips and tongue up and down on your dick.

>>6764744
They are bad at it. Unfortunately I'd say about 80% of guys are bad at it.

>>6764791
Where exactly am I do that?

>>6764788
eating ass is a wonderful experience

>>6764792
>It feels real nice if he more focuses on rubbing his lips and tongue up and down on your dick.
this is my specialty desu

>>6764785

barebackrt.com

>>6764803
Eh, I sent a text saying "Not quite sure why I'm suddenly blocked but ok. Good luck in the future :)" probably won't get a reply.

>I don't even remember how sex feels like anymore
>I had a chance to hook up recently, but I couldn't be bothered
What's wrong with me?

>>6764799
true, I prefer getting my ass ate tho. It's weirdly intense

>>6764813

Low test/depression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_20ejPYguS0

>no guy friend to practice with

>>6764813
low libido can be caused by lots of things

make sure youre getting enough sleep, eating properly, and arent too stressed out.

if the problem persists talk to your doctor

>>6764825
Both are a distinct possibility, I guess. Too bad I'm not low test enough to avoid my hairline receding.

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how do i know if a picture of me is hot or not? im not a top, idk what they like and dont like

>bump into guy I knew in high school at college 4 years later
>he used to look dorky but now he's a handsome af otter
>dunno if I'm just autismal but he's certainly being pretty "friendly" to me
>next day he invites me to go to this indie punk/metal concert
>stand around chatting in the alley the entire time... which was 5 hours or so
>I say we should totally hang out again sometime
>"oh definitely"
>get his phone number too
hm.

>>6764824
my dick doesnt really have any sensitivity so my ass and balls is where all the fun is

>>6764797
indeed

>>6764829
Well, I didn't try to flirt with another man for over two years now, so I'd say it's persisting pretty hard. I don't have any health issues though.

>>6764846
I get that, like i get nothing from topping a dude desu but getting head is different.

>>6764854

>i dont have any health issues

except you do

low libido and loss of sexual desire is a health issue

Its kinda scary there's a tornado warning.

It sucks because I was going to enjoy today outside.

How are all of you? I actually enjoy the rain and storms though tbqh.

>>6764838

The only thing all tops are gonna have in common is they like ass lol like whether or not guys want to hammer your sluthole isn't gonna depend on some secret top formula

just look cute

>>6764859
I'm a genetic dead end anyway, so I suppose it doesn't really matter.

>>6764857
head is alright, topping is the only thing that can make me cum in a few minutes if im worked up enough from foreplay. handjobs are like 0 feeling or hurt unless the guy knows what hes doing (which is rare)

ive had dudes just grab on my balls and yank and im like why. how do you manage to be gay and not understand how to handle a package

>>6764843

Suck his dick and eat his ass immediately desu

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>>6764865
>I actually enjoy the rain and storms though tbqh.

It's super comfy and great for lewd times.

>>6764747

I mean, I'm good at handjobs
I kind of have to be
And if my partner is really into it, I mean, you know
I'm also kind of into it, because that's just how I do
But i mean
Dicks are hot. And I like it when hot guy cum down my throat. Especially if I can blow them or have them fuck my face till I'm slobbering and tearing.

>>6764843
>>6764874
^^^

>>6764540

I am basically a speedball addict but I wouldn't say I give off a crack whore vibe aside from hard to notice injecting marks on my arms. I'm 18 and I have a smooth youthful imo cute face and a skinny twink body so I might soak up all the johns that don't want 25+ the Mathc sloots that make up my local backpage

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>>6764865
>>6764878
>>I actually enjoy the rain and storms though tbqh.
>It's super comfy

this. overcast/rainy/snowy weather is maximum comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRRGYEFZF4A
tfw no stalkan bf

>>6764867

are you a top?

>>6764885
welp, i suppose just make as much dosh as you can while the youthful glow lasts

>>6764884
>Dicks are hot. And I like it when hot guy cum down my throat. Especially if I can blow them or have them fuck my face till I'm slobbering and tearing.
so you're basically me then

Who do you want to see a sex vid of the most?

SP & Jupp
Rugby & Swede
Ven & his BF
Circe & the random guys he fucks daily
Other

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>>6764754
What's wrong with bear wuv?

>>6764763
Please send all resumes to my agent: >>6764768

>>6764756
Otter wouldn't approve

>>6764905

he doesn't need to know

>>6764900
>Circe is a slut
Such a shame. He seems like a really nice guy.

>>6764892

Yass mama

>>6764900

Other:

SP and Jupp DPing Rugby

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>>6764905
Nothing really I just dont see many bears with cute faces, and I like cute faces.

Pic related, the rare cutey bear.

>>6764908
Circes really disgusting. By far the grossest one here.

>>6764913
In what way? He was always really nice to me. I don't post often though, so I don't know much about namefag drama.

>>6764912

>Pic related, the rare cutey bear
>bear
>pic related

Gurl....

>>6764913
No I am literally the filthiest person on gaygen.

>>6764919
>cue argument over the definition of bear

>>6764897

Do you wanna blow a guy together
Let's be a masc/fem slut duo

>>6764900
>>6764908
>>6764913

My boyfriend and i are closed again, actually.
I have him and one fuckbuddy, who's actually an occasionally lewd cuddlebuddy and also a woman.

>>6764912

>that picture
>a bear

>>6764918

I'm just really really slutty
I used to have a lot of sex
I sell vids and pics for money
I cam
I'm gonna be doing porn soon.

>>6764926
>Do you wanna blow a guy together
>Let's be a masc/fem slut duo

as long as i get my fare share of the jizz I'm down

>>6764924

>pic related
>bear

G U R L . . .

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>>6764909

please can you evaluate my nude before i send it to a guy?

tell me if its okay or nah

>unsee cc/manisuzo/

constructive criticism is good too

>>6764874
that's what i'm hoping for

>>6764900
SP & Jupp and Rugby & Swede

>>6764938

Would bury dick in

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>>6764933
meh theyre rare so i dont have many pics saved

>>6764938

Unfortunately the images were deleted as requested.

>>6764938
oh shit, if you want to get fucked, send that pic
good lord

>>6763790
>Uggo thinks other uggos are out of his league

>>6764982
well it means your taking the ban the instead of him i guess

>>6763874
Is there ever a reason to tell someone who you sleep with when you have no intention of sleeping with them? Just don't bring it up unless they ask, it isn't their business.

>>6764938

Really cute desu, especially that lil bit of blond fuzz all over your butt

>>6764943

Godspeed lad

>>6764938

It's okay I guess.

I feel you shouldn't take nude pics and should let your body be seen only once it comes to that in a relationship with a guy.

Don't be a slut. That's not cute.

>>6764938
I like it. Makes me want to be a top t b h

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>>6764982

>thinking i care about a picture of me without my face enough to get upset that you posted it

haha dummy
ive posted butt here before a few times

interesting to see that youre a fellow londoner though

>>6765001

thanks
ill send it now :3

>>6765019

we've already had sex a few times
he sends me stuff so i figure i should return the favour

>>6765019

Sluts are extremely cute

>>6765019
t.christposter

The older I get, the more I want to be a top, but my dick is too rubbish for it.

I just now realized a friend I had in high school who always teased me about how cute I am might have been into me.

God damn it.

>>6765053
happens to the best of us, i guy i knew was gay was being all cute with me as we walked home from a field trip, realized a year later, he was probably into me

what's it mean if the top moans and grunts louder than the bottom? that always turns me off when the top isn't manly enough to shut the fuck up and stay quiet

>>6765053

hit him up to beg him to nut in you

>>6765039

What's wrong with it?

>>6765001
>Godspeed lad
thankies
>inb4 he's actually str8 the whole time though

>>6764638
I'd say chances are pretty low, you might've been able to save it if he wasn't already in a relationship. I don't judge you for your drunk shenanigans, I will however judge you for making him a cheater; which is what he probably feels guilty about so he is pissed at you and rightfully so.

>tfw I can't get horny by normal porn anymore
Only my bf gets me hard...
I don't have the urge to fap anymore...
Is that normal?

>>6765068
short, thin, bent, phimosis, unreliable, hairy.

>>6765076
no joke, I'm the same, porn in general doesn't do anything for me.
I just jerk off to memories :^)

>>6765031

Please dox me and cum gib me that butt.

>>6765090

memories before you developed a potato body?

>>6765034

am i cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEQ6a1sHnY
wtf this turns me on

>>6765098

i mean, if you wanna meet up, im not doing anything next week...

>>6765109
Not at all you gross freak please leave.
There's cute slut than theres you.

>>6765109


This >>6765116 wasn't me but I agree with the general sentiment

>>6765116
don't even give (You)s you retard

>>6765101
before and after :^)
people like potatoes, what can I say? I've fucked some real Qt's imo

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>>6765126
>>6765116

Feelings. </3

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>>6765142
I still like you. Even though I suspect you are a deeply damaged human being.

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>>6765154

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>>6765109
yes

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>>6765169


ok that's enough of that

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>>6765183
>implying theres ever enough

lol fuck this general
i prefer /pol/ over this shithole
no wonder that most people hate gays

>>6764958
>Dominik scherl
He's single tops!

cok best new trip

>>6765210
not much competition in that regard

why big butt twinks the best?

>>6765217
more cushion for the pushin :^)

They're bringing back to catch a predator. Now I have something to watch when I'm drunk

>>6765238
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>6765245
I don't drink as much as I used to, but I mean sometimes I just want a lot of wine

>>6765249
Yeah, but also boozers are losers. Keep that in mind.

>>6765258
Spitters are quitters.

Living a positive life is good.

>>6765278
you disgusting bug chaser

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>sorry I'm only into white guys

>>6764938
You better reupload it

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>Grow up moving around because military
>Never keep any friends as I go
>In adult life all friends are online as a result
>Feel isolated
>Busy with school and work, average 5 hours of sleep
>In early 20s, still virgin
>Never even been in a real/serious relationship
>Closest thing to a relationship was online bf in teens
>Just want a semi-cute shut in boyfriend to play vidya with

I keep telling myself I'll give it another year and see how things turn out, but every year I say that I believe it less and less. I don't want to be another statistic of gay suicide, but goddamn life is making it hard.

Im starting to bald

please help me gaygen what can I do to make it stop
Im already ugly this just cant happen

>>6765361

Get buff and shave it all off

>>6765305
You'll be ok anon dont kill yourself. Just start lifting you'll make it.

>>6765367
Probably the best option, seems like a lot of older gay men go for this route. For the most part it seems to suit them.

>>6763680
L-lewd

Want a /pol/bf?

>>6765367
This. Baldies not that bad.

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Yesterday I met Estonian traveler and was making out with him all night. He was perfect and I'm in love with him now. I noticed there's only one million people in Estonia would it be easy to find him?

>>6765367
>>6765379
clean shaven heads are disgusting tho

go for very short buzz cut

>>6765389
Why didn't you inject a tracking device into him like a normal person?

>>6765389
Why didn't you get an email or something?

>>6765412
I was stupid and didn't realize I'm in love til this morning

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>>6764912
I believe that's an otter.

>>6764907
Better to play it safe and not do that.

>>6764668
Aww. How's your bear/daddypup doing?

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Is anybody here under 25 who can explain me how snapchat works?

Im trying to see nudes of porn models but the only things the app does is either crashing or showing me my own stupid face

>>6765560
try swiping :^)

>>6765563
swiping right to left first shows me the buzzfeed and cosmo logos and crashes the app

swiping left to right opens a chat with the snapchat team

Is there no options menue in this app? Who designed this shit

>>6765508
Venser im not gay but youre so cute...so is your bf ~

>>6765577
what kind of shitty phone do you have

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>tfw im biscum but only interested in forging a loving and lasting relationship with another cute man, maybe find a little secluded cabin in vermont to live in together with
>also realize im in a small southern town and still in college

So whats the most painless method of suicide?

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>>6765577

>>6765606
Be a man and just become dead inside.

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>>6765617
Already am desu.
Taken up drinking recently, helps cope with the fact even if I could find someone, I'm damaged goods from shit in my childhood and would probably scare them off anyways.

>>6765606
I'm like you. I never call myself bi though because not interested in women long term. Just come out and date the cute men :). I'd reccomend not mentioning "bi" unless they bring it up because lots of gays are prejudiced against it.

>>6765370
Lifting won't solve my problems. I used to be 360 lbs, now I'm 170. Losing all that weight stretched my body to hell and back. I started lifting hardcore after that, but I'm so stretchy that it doesn't make any difference. I even had surgery and I look better, but I'm still don't look like a 23 year old guy who weighs 170 lbs should.

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>>6765626
We can go out together brah.
No homo though, I don't think my life is gonna get any better either.

What butt plug does gaygen recommend for gay beginners?

>>6765600
Huawei ascend p7

Restarted the whole thing multiple times.
Now it didn't crash but shows me a list of all the tabloids.The search function also lets me find people, right?

>>6765614
Shut up. No sane person would design an app this complicated

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>>6765625
Don't rightly know what I am. I say bisexual since I'm not opposed to fucking women, though shit that happened in my childhood have completely turned me off from the concept of ever trusting another one.

And I'd like to, but again, small southern town, and I'm probably too bitter and jaded to be appealing, either. Much as I like to fantasize about someone finally bringing out the soft-hearted romantic in me, I realize that's just a far-fetched dream.

What's the craigslist casual encounters section for young people? Grindr is AIDS.

>>6765630
I don't want to die, I want to be happy. It seems like I try so hard, but nothing ever comes of my efforts.

>>6765508

I haven't made him my pup... yet

Is going to a gay bar alone a bad idea?
Like, what if someone I really don't like starts talking to me, how do I ignore them?

>>6765644
i'm fucked up too

let's be miserable together in some horrible codependent relationship

Why haven't you accepted dog cock?

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>>6765659
I don't either, but at this point I am figuring I may as well fold. All the bad shit thats happened to me in my life makes it hard to believe it'll ever get better.

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>>6765668
Alright, long as we get to cuddle and hold hands a lot. Close fluffy stuff like that is what I'm mostly into anyways.

Gotta tell me why you're fucked up first though, I'll be honest and share too.

>>6765670
becaue I'm not a white chick

>>6765594
>not gay

>>6765673
Have you talked about what happened to you in this thread yet?

>>6765712
Nope. Don't really feel inclined to either, unless you're that curious.

>>6765640
swipe down to see options and add people

>>6765367
I AM A FUCKING TWINK FOR GODS SAKE

imma have to start looking into hair transplant and shit

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If I lose my hair I'm gonna kill myself
it's the only thing not gross about me

>>6765728

Start working out bitch

>>6765728
Awwee. Poor gross balding twink. It won't be bad once you are like 40. But yeah bald young twinks are not attractive. Maybe you can wear hats all the time?

>>6765730
RIP better hit the propecia

>>6765718
If you don't feel like sharing I won't pry. I just feel bad because I sort of dumped my problems here, but I don't really have anywhere else to talk about them. I don't want to die, and I don't want you to die either, dying to me is the last solution to what I have. I don't know if I'm ready to give up, but I'm nearing that point.

Today is just an incredibly bad day for me I think. Tomorrow I won't be happy, but I won't spend all day crying either.

>>6765728
Stop being a twink..

>>6765744
Alright, I will. Next thread, though, since this one is about to belly up anyways. Guess people can just deal with my personal problems for one thread.

>>6765722
I managed to add some accounts, but their pics only show for 3 seconds before they close again.

The amount of shit in this app I'm not interested in and can't close bothers me. How did he earn 2 billions for this? Getting gay porn on VHS in a homophobic campus was easier than this.

How can I tell if someone at work is gay without straight up asking them?

>>6765755
Are we about to hit the post limit or something?

>>6765768
Don't know, hardly ever come to these threads. Felt like I may as well give it a shot today, though.

>>6765678
it's just really lame "I'm worthless" stuff

no major trauma or anything

>>6765767
suck their dick, if it gets hard...

>>6765730
How old are you anon? When I was 18 I thought I was going bald to because my hairline started receding into a U shape, its a deep U shape now like the beginning of male pattern baldness, but it turned out to be just a mature hairline and my hair hasn't moved in five years. It could just be that.

>>6765771
If we somehow lose touch in between the transition before I can hear it, my email is [email protected].

>>6765728
Get a finasteride prescription, you'll never lose your hair.

>>6765777
i'm 22
it's not bad right now, but i've noticed my hairline is receding and it's scary
i really don't want to lose my hair

>>6765782
yeah, i'm definitely going to be seeing a dermatologist this week

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>>6765594
Thanks.
>>6765663
Tsk tsk kohai.

>>6765788
Keep realistic expectations about your dermatologist if this is your first visit. If you expect them to tell you everything day one you're going to be incredibly depressed like I was. Its going to take multiple visits and probably months of monitoring your hair.

Even if you do have to cut your hair shorter, you might still be cute. Its hard to tell since I can't see your face, but losing your hair isn't a reason to kill yourself. Though I know how you felt because I said the same thing when I thought I was balding.

How do I flirt?

>>6765804

You can't pup a guy in a night jeez

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>>6765823
Not with that attitude.

Should i continue dating someone who is pretty dumb just because he has a big dick? I feel like it's kindof immoral.

>>6765833
dont talk about me that way Shane

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>>6765829

Well, of course I could pup you in a night. But that's because you're a natural.

>>6765833
what's wrong with being dumb...

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>>6765838
Twinks aren't my thing. Sorry kohai.