/mtfg/ Transgirl General

first

red only hurts people

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>>6761851
no thats not me

>>6761854
First?

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awoo~!

>>6761862
red is nice

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Lez build a wall so all the trannies and chasers are safe from /pol/

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>voting for either candidate both of which are 100% going to fuck you over
>having an opinion over a sham
>falling for the sham
>voting
>even admitting any choice is shit so the point is to choose the least of evils
>the point is to to choose whats slightly less shit in some abstract way
>thinking this is the smart thing to do
>not doing the actual smart thing and not participating or getting asshurt over drama theatre

lmao!

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>>6761834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0osALTVx0un

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>>6761870
the only country allowed to build a wall is Israel you stupid goyim

>>6761878
Kek

>>6761868
not when she knowingly spreads diseases

>>6761870
that neck though wtf

>>6761862
First Grace, now Red?

>>6761879
didn't bernie criticize israel

yes I am a bernie cuck retard

>>6761882
lizard people

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>>6761873
Move to the west coast and help us secede please
>>6761879
Then lets kill all the jews and take their walls!

>>6761886
red is lumbering and scary at 6'2

>>6761882
Copy that.

>>6761834
Your fetishized idea of a trans woman doesn't exist in the real world. Apart from being trans are just normal people.
>>6761838
No, I just have different opinions than you do. Yes, I am.
>>6761843
Kek mado you are everything that is wrong with modern liberals
>>6761845
None of the "common sense" gun laws that the DNC has proposed make any sense to anyone who knows anything about guns.
>>6761846
>>6761873
>nihilism

>>6761882
I've honestly looked at that picture so many times roflmaoing. Everyone looks so fucking weird

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just a friendly reminder that fall is coming soon and now is the time to plan your wardrobe updates

>>6761840
Fine then, just a regular suicide then

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>>6761897
Well I'm not even a liberal so you got me there dumb ass. At least i'm not the idiot going around saying "der guna tak er gunz aways!!!" Like please you're fucking idiot if you believe anyone could do that.
>inb4 you spout some ignorant shit about immigration again

>>6761900
It's seattle I wear the same shit all year except today I wore shorts for the first time since last august

doing butt exercises. i wish i had a bf :(

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>>6761900
its going to be a cold winter
you had best get ready

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>>6761900
>not wearing the same thing year round
normies these days

>>6761882
I bet that's photoshopped. I do something similar where I take the original, edit it slightly and put it back into rotation.

>>6761897
>None of the "common sense" gun laws that the DNC has proposed make any sense to anyone who knows anything about guns.
who cares as long as gun ownership is still allowed that should be all that matters. cc is retarded and background checks/more difficult to purchase guns is a good thing

>>6761899
yeah theyre all weird ugly failures i dont understand it really
imean is that neck REAL? not photoshopped? like holy shit, that looks like a medical anomaly

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>tfw no bf

>>6761900
I am going to keep wearing tight pants and really oversized shirts it looks kind of retarded desu but I don't like my torso

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i probably shouldnt post again but i really like fall/winter clothes so
>>6761900
ive been planning most of my wardrobe for the fall/winter since I didnt expect to be wearing girlclothes during the summer
i just got this jacket
and i have a few more in mind i really like

>>6761916
ill be ur bf

>>6761916
get a gf

>>6761897
>nihilism

thats all you have to fucking say? lmao you really are a fucking idiot

yeah im gonna love seeing your posts over the next few years taking the bait straight from Fox News right up your ass


very cute and noteworthy that you just ignore everything or dont respond when someone outright tells you youre falling for a sham

>>6761916
>>6761922
get bfs

>>6761908
ill be your bf but i dont live in your state

>>6761922
get a rapist

>>6761915
it is a photoshopped pic of an /fa/ melbourne(?) meetup that became a meme because of how funny some or them look. if you look very very carefully you can spot dylan roof on the right.

>>6761914
Gun crime has been dropping even after open carry has been introduced

>>6761916
you (kind of) have a bf (gf) though

>>6761897
>refuse to fall for the American politics prank, do not participate for the mental health benefit
>"lol that makes u nihilist y r u so pessimist believe in the system xd"
is basically what youre saying
despite being so up the ass of an "anti establishment" pranklord

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>>6761897
>I don't believe they are going to take them away. They'll just make owning guns extremely burdensome. I stand by everything I said about you. Quit hiding your lack of arguments behind insults
Good cause it should be. We don't always do things the right way at first but I bet you think its fine how it is. But its really fucking not. Things need to change it shouldn't be as easy to get a gun as it is. I stand by everything i've said about you, you're a fucking moron, I'm not hiding my lack of anything behind insult i'm just insulting you because again you're a fucking moron.

>>6761930
Correlation does not imply causation my lady

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UjhDNFd58s

>>6761916
tfw no elanna gf to double penetrate with friends and strangers

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>>6761921
Ur a girl tho

>>6761922
That's gay

>>6761932
We're roommates tho

>>6761934
yeah i shouldnt be allowed to buy something i want to buy without it being very difficult

its ridiculous that im allowed to buy things i want to buy even though they are potentially dangerous, like wtf

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>>6761929
>melbourne
could have been literally any other city in the world full of numale cucks

>>6761941
thats why I said kind of

but serious now I don't think it's a good idea to fuck your roommates

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My sugar daddy just forced me to put a wifi enabled precision cooker on my amazon wishlist even though I barely cook, and he just kept saying, "I'll teach you how to make the perfect Filet Mignon!" even though I kept yelling back "bUT I DON'T WANT TO COOK FILET MIGNON!!!!" until I finally broke down, and added it on there. Like what kind of caucasian device is that??
The cooker will apparently be here next week. I also just spent 45 minutes on the phone with him debating the number of corn fields hidden from my sight in the photos I've seen of Minneapolis whilst discussing our trip to Japan, and the hundreds of dollars he just spent on my Buffy Sushi Pajamas, new shoes, and Sephora gift cards.........WHY IS MY LIFE SO WEIRD? On the bright side I did really want the Sushi Pajamas, and the Sephora gift cards. Plus I made about 400$ tonight at work which is always nice. So all in all, not a bad night. Now if only people would stop bitching about the Genji nerf in Overwatch, my life could be complete.

>>6761940
me too thanks

>>6761870
lol at value meal jerry trainer aka crazy steve from jrake and dosh

>>6761941
"""""""""""""""""roommates"""""""""""""""""

>>6761900
Telle me what to buy

>>6761942
yes you are correct here.

>>6761941
ill be ur bf elanna

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>>6761945
is this guy a sugar daddy or boyfriend?

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>>6761945
>what kind of caucasian device is that?
fuck whitey amirite

>>6761949
" " "

>>6761941
ill be ur hetro gf then

that way it's not gay

>>6761943
sorry I just remember it as being melbourne

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>>6761900
i was thinking about getting this fisherman sweater

>>6761943
this is the stupidest thing i have ever read and ive read my own posts

>>6761937
Uhh my point was that gun crime has been going down and that there was no correlation in the amount of guns in ownership

>>6761945
>I barely cook

then quit playing overwatch and learn to cook!

>>6761908
i would do some truly terrible things to get a beep gf

>>6761943
>>6761960
oh wait sorry this is some retarded shit about cultural marxism or something I didn't read the image

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>>6761942
For one half the shit already in place has so many loopholes.
>potentially dangerous,
Its not like you're buying bleach and ammonia, you're buying a fucking automatic weapon, which is what i'm talking about. Some guns should be easier to get the other but really just because you wanna buy a gun doesn't mean you should be allowed too. If I wanted to I could go buy a gun right now there's nothing stopping me. I mean sure i've wanted to shoot up places before but hey there's no record of that anywhere and even though i'm unstable who gives a shit it's murica I should be aloud to buy a fucking attack helicopter if I fucking wanted too.

>>6761967
eww

>>6761969
you cant buy automatic weapons in the US

i think maybe you might not know what you are talking about

>>6761969
but what i if i want to BECOME an attack helicopter huh?

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>>6761972
What? Are you trolling? Like really christ anon don't be such a fucking retard holy shit
>>6761974
I'm sorry then i'll check my privilege and stop being such a shitlord.

Anywhore i'm off to play depth my peeps

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>>6761962
of course it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw88MWoqenQ

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when does it get better?
when will i stop wanting to kill myself?
its been 2 years now. i just want it to stop.

>>6761980
it doesn't stop until you kill yourself

source: me

>>6761980
>>6761980
idontknowwandnoonewillhelp

>>6761906
>dumbass
Lol
>saying someone is ignorant because they have different opinions than you do
>>6761914
Gun control is too strict rn. Everyone who can should cc. No more soft targets.
>>6761969
You obviously have no idea what you are talking about lol
>>6761942
Nah people are potentially dangerous.
>>6761977
Damn you trolled me
>>6761980
Don't do that. It does get better.
>>6761923
I used to be a nihilist. You'll grow out of it.
>ignore everything
Be more specific
>>6761934
Buying guns should be as easy as buying a cheeseburger is. I don't think the way things are is fine. Too many cities/states put ridiculous restrictions on firearms.
>you're a moron
This is hilarious, esp. coming from you.

>>6761978
you are a horrible narrator just stop

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>>6761944
Me neither ;-;
Bad feel

>>6761949
Stahp

>>6761954
But do u live close?

>>6761959
Still kinda gay desu

>>6761963
okay sorry I may have gotten confused I don't really know whats going on here

>>6761969
you can't really buy automatic weapons in USA without going through a long process and I think there are a shit ton more rules about them too. I agree with you about needing more gun control tho still.

if you need an automatic weapon to kill a room full of people or even anyone at all, any amount

youre a fuckin idiot pussy and you were destined to fail and shoot yourself before the cops zoned in on you in the first place

faggots dont understand what kind of power nearly any modern gun gives you
doesnt have to go BRAAAAAPT like your fart fetishes

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>>6761956

I don't really know what to call him, honestly. Lol
He's the gentleman who bought me my Apple Watch, iPad, Mason Pearson hair brushes, 3DS XL, expensive gaming laptop....etcetera.
I've never met him in person though, and I haven't so much as sent him a nude photo. He also says he just likes getting to know me.
He doesn't seem to want to date me? He just likes talking to me, and enjoys my company. But he wants to take me to Japan because he knows I've always wanted to go. So. Idk.

>>6761957

Tru.
I'm just saying. Look at this shit.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01761T6V4/
Apparently someone bought me a 42" plasma screen TV as well, and I don't even fucking watch TV. SO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH THAT THING.

>>6761964

I can cook, I just don't have a kitchen that can allow it. ;_;

>>6761978
https://clyp.it/wkhi3rgh
it was hard not to laugh while reading this

>>6761995
>Apparently someone bought me a 42" plasma screen TV as well, and I don't even fucking watch TV. SO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH THAT THING.
sell it

>>6761977
you cant buy an automatic weapon in the us unless it was made and registered before some random date in the 1980s when they passed tight regulations on it

so basically in 99% of gun stores you cant buy an automatic weapon because they literally arent stocked

do you not know what an automatic weapon is? it's ok if you don't, you clearly aren't a gun person so i wouldn't expect you to

>>6761986
yeah, and i used to be in denial and ignore the truth, and instead swallow lies that made me feel better. i dont think YOULL grow out of that though.

>>6761994

>>6761998
memes were invented to practice girl voice

>>6761980
I doubt it's going to get better for me
I'm too hideous to be a girl, good luck to you anon
I think I'll be dead at the end of this year

>>6761990
no

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>>6761995
>Apparently someone bought me a 42" plasma screen TV as well, and I don't even fucking watch TV. SO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH THAT THING.
Can I have your life please?

>>6762008
?????

>>6761995
but japan
can we switch places?

>>6762016

>>6761995
>42" plasma screen TV
Sounds like a computer monitor to me...

>>6761993
They cost so much money (eg full auto ars are ≈20k):-(
>>6761994
It's hard for newbies to accurately shoot full auto
>>6762003
You know the truth just as well as I do senpai.

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>>6762010
https://clyp.it/vjwdndyx

>>6761998
c-can I have some free land?

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>>6761986
>You obviously have no idea what you are talking about lol
Thanks for that genius rebuttal I see the error of my ways. Kill yourself.
>Damn you trolled me
Nope you're just an idoit.
>Buying guns should be as easy as buying a cheeseburger
Christ, you're the definition of American. You should kill yourself. You have no idea how anything works outside of your little life bubble.


Cyba has been crowned the dumbest person on mtfg. Congrats faggot. Your reward noose is already hanging in your closet waiting for you
>>6761993
The long process of what two weeks of maybe or maybe not of them running a background check or some shit. How do you think that faggot who shot up that church got his guns?
>>6762001
I really don't get how that's true. I've seen them sold in stores i've fired them before unless automatic doesn't mean full auto I don't fucking understand the world anymore. Also you know that regulation expired in like 2008 or 9 right?

Really though cyba needs a full lobotomy. I'm out

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>>6762023
>harambe memes
pls grace

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>>6761999
>>6762015

Selling that shit is so annoying though. I guess I can put it in my living room? My last plasma screen was literally a decoration. I'd give it to one of ya'll if you wanted, but that's work, too. My life is boring.

>>6762017

N-no. I want to go to Japan!

>>6762019

OH, TRUE!!!!! ACTUALLY THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. I want a desktop for gaming, and streaming, so.

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>>6762026
>>6762029
https://clyp.it/uig43ula

>>6762036
not gonna lie, I love anchovies

>>6762036
how far can voice training even go?

>>6762027
Lol the ban on registering full auto has been in place since 1986. You can't buy them unless you find a pre-ban gun that was grandfathered in.

>kys
>thanks for that genius rebuttal
2EZ
I honestly can't tell if you are just pretending to be ignorant of gun laws. Kek
>>6762045
Really far if you work on it every day.

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>>6762043
I've never tried 'em
>>6762045
I have no idea, I've only really just started
https://clyp.it/s2kti43i

>>6761986
>Gun control is too strict rn. Everyone who can should cc. No more soft targets.
lmao imagine in an active shooter situation where everyone is ccing and everyone pulls out their guns and no one has any idea who is the shooter because everyone is armed and ready to fuck shit up and people are all freaking out and someone else starts firing and then even more people get killed sounds fucking great

>>6762027
>The long process of what two weeks of maybe or maybe not of them running a background check or some shit. How do you think that faggot who shot up that church got his guns?
No I think the process for real full auto rifles is a lot more difficult than that. But imo it doesn't really matter whether a gun is full auto or semi auto you would be firing in bursts anyways you can't just hold down the trigger like in video games. In almost every case you can probably still do just as much damage with a semi auto rifle or pistol.

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>>6761986
its been two years since i started hormones, but the dysphoria has only gotten worse. everything hurts, and i cant keep doing this. i cry constantly.
it just hurts... i want it to stop...

>>6762013
Gayfer :^)

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>>6762036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pQMU1vxaO4

>>6762054
so that's why it sounds like a hon voice, it's pretty good for just starting I guess
>>6762052
guess I should get on it then, I would think it's mostly about figuring out the technique to do it then your good

>>6762020
yeah, i know the truth, except you should too but you're wrong as fuck and seem to genuinely think the objectively incorrect thing is right. and its infuriating the fuck out of me because thats whats wrong with our youth and lmao youre just going to keep carrying it on while pretending like youre educated

>>6762061
read navy seal, how long did it take to get there?

>>6762065
i already read navy seals like a bajillion times pls
and like 5-6 months

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>get "home" and go to my room
>see that most of my things have been thrown away including several important things
>in place of all my posters is a Jesus portrait

oh geeze i think maybe theres a subtle hint somewhere that im missing good thing im a mellow person or the loss of nearly all my things would stress me out

>>6762061
https://clyp.it/jthhjeh5
>>6762062
https://clyp.it/egbtzh2m

>>6762054
wtf, why have you only just started now? Do you even want to pass?

>>6761957
I'm pretty sure Asians would make the world an ok place.

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>>6762054
>I've never tried 'em
they're kind of like vegemiteish... or drops of salty soy sauce on a pizza
you'll like it
infact every single one of you would like the salty taste of anchovies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4w6V-PbPKM

>>6762055
In ccw classes they go over situations like this. You only engage if you can without endangering others. Most people just run. It would be better to lose one or two ppl from friendly fire than have soft targets like Paris
>>6762057
It'll get better. No one can tell you when, but it will.
>>6762063
You don't know the truth though. Neither do I.
>>6762070
Creepy.

>>6762073
I could explain why but you don't care, y'all just wanna call me a hon
I know I don't pass yet but I'll get there with practice.

>>6762074
asian societies have their own problems but you're right they aren't complete shit

>>6762085
Indians also have a shot at it I think.

>>6762082
oh, no, i do. but you contradicting yourself by saying you DID earlier, and now that you don't, isnt making you look any more fucking educated

>>6762087
poo in loo will be a world power by 2020

>>6762070
>black christian family
and you didn't expect this?

>>6762092
lol fuckin savages

>>6762032
Oh u can mail it to me desu, I'll pay for shipping
>>6762054
Nice gif

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Right when I was in a good mood, my roommate gots orders to Japan for right after I get back from the "sandbox" and now I'm stuck trying to find a trans-friendly roommate again

>>6762083
It wasn't a rhetorical question; I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know why. Other anon called you hon, not me. It just baffles me how people don't practice as soon as possible. Like, I go for walks alone just so I can practice voice privately.

>>6762088
Well someone lost and is butthurt about it and I guess being educated isnt all that great after all.

>>6762098
gets*

That physically hurt me

>>6762032
but boring isn't a bad thing

>>6762099
Its called a loaded question.....

Come on people.

>>6762088
>oh, no, i do.
You think you do.
>but you contradicting yourself by saying you DID earlier
Where
>isnt making you look any more fucking educated
Don't be mad! Everything is going to be OK anon.
>>6762099
Another option is raising your pitch just a little bit each day. People don't notice the gradual change.

>>6762082
>In ccw classes they go over situations like this. You only engage if you can without endangering others. Most people just run. It would be better to lose one or two ppl from friendly fire than have soft targets like Paris
not every state requires training for ccw and even if they do require it not everyone is going to take it. this whole argument is basically me saying this is what I think will happen and you saying nuh uh this is what I think will happen so I don't think we are really going to get anywhere.

>>6762071
do normies get out please

>tfw you love your gf a lot

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>>6762092
idk why i didnt but oh well crazy ppl gonna crazy i guess my wall is barren af now except for this.

im trying hard not to lose my faith but stunts like this make it difficult

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>>6762065
https://clyp.it/jiad0b5v

>>6762099
https://clyp.it/w4gp3mq4
>>6762113
Do you have a specific version of that you want read?

>>6762114
convince you gf that she actually looks fine so she stops her delusional complaining please.

>>6762115
god u just dumb as a brick

>>6762118
thanks senpai pretty british
>>6762119
any version is fine

>>6762115
well honestly korra from what I remember they weren't really great posters. like weren't some movie or game ads or something? get some new cooler ones for your new place.

>>6762115
are you working towards your own place currently?

>>6762126
>thanks senpai pretty british
strayan hence the apocalyptic rain

added to the list of things that really shouldn't taste good but do: dirty black russian

>>6762120
I try

it's a bit difficult
she said she found some people that agree with her :/

>>6762123
>>>6762115
>god u just dumb as a brick

>>6762115
Embrace baphomet :-)

>>6762115
Okay but
What does your familiys behaviors actually have to do with ur personal relationship with Jesus Christ, which as I understand it is the basis of the faith
Also yeah I hate to sound scary like anon, but you're dumb af for not expecting all that shit
Not to say it's okay in anyway but c'mon where is your reasoning dude

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the ambulance still hasn't arrived and now I'm getting stabbing chest pains
t-thanks tories

on a serious note there's a distinct chance I've genuinely done myself in with this, if the worst happens I want you to know I wish the very best for you. all of you.

>>6762135
you're like the lord of bad advice

>>6762138
What happened?

>>6762139
I was being sarcastic

>>6762138
what did you do?

stranger things is fuckin great

>>6762126
https://clyp.it/qi5libe4
https://clyp.it/rwvdwun5

>>6762142
semi-accidental overdose
I was trying to get high on painkillers to snap out of a severe suicidal episode, accidentally fucked my shit up in the process
been waiting for an ambulance for like an hour and three quarters

>>6762138
If you do die, know I didn't want you too and I wish you the very best in whatever experience is left to you. What more can you say at the end of a life? Maybe you should look at something other than this, than this black hole of shitposting.

Find something you think is beautiful and live that.

>>6762150
pretty great senpai

how can people be posting memes and shit when someone is about to die. like even if you dont like them or dont know them or they may be lieing this could be the end of a life. A HUMAN LIFE.

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>>6762153
Any time anon

>>6762154
edgar isn't a real human bean

>>6762154
no one cares really
an anon killed themselves last night, only like three people paid them any attention

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>>6762129
alot of them were stuff i brought artist alley at conventions and stuff but oh well

yeah ill do that its not a huge loss but a few of them were autographed

>>6762130
yeah i sure am

this is hell.

>>6762160
i smoked a bowl in prayer for that poor girl

>>6762154
We can't do anything about it. Would if I could

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>>6762154
I don't know what to contribute, I wished Robin well earlier when she first posted news of the ambulance. Best I can do is keep the mood light while we wait for her to be rescued.
>>6762138
Is there anyone you could call to see if you could get one sooner? That's really fucked up that it's been over an hour and still isn't there, almost makes me think it wasn't sent.

>>6762154
too far gone to even be sad more then a day or two for when I lose people I actually know

>>6762138
Hope everything ends up okay and you don't die. I always thought you are kind of cool even if you are a bit strange sometimes.

>>6762163
im sorry i hope things get better

>>6762151
call them again and tell them you think you overdosed on painkillers again
here's the number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWc3WY3fuZU

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>>6762176
thanks anon im sure it will dw im used to stuff like this ill be alright

>>6762151
Oh
So
You killed yourself on accident?

I mean
You have to understand the hilarity in that
I've tried to kill myself on purpose and failed
You did it accidentally and might be successful
Kek
Anyway if it's been that long you're probably fine, no?
If you go to the hospital your parents will probably find out about you being trans though

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>>6762138
if you die tell the devil i wanna smoke a fat ass blunt with that nigga

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ay can someone kill me

>>6762138
please call them again or something
idk how it works over there but maybe something went wrong in the dispatch

>>6762186
>I've tried to kill myself on purpose and failed
have we all done this at some point

>>6762186
I know
and no, it takes 12 hours for liver toxicity to set in, it's been 8 so far, I called them at like 5 after realising what I'd done, they called me at 6 and said they were sending an ambulance, now it's 8:15 AM

I really need to get there within the next few hours pretty fucking badly

Smiles is the cutest trip on mtfg. I am p. jealous

>>6762189
no but I can hug you

>>6762151
>been waiting for an ambulance for like an hour and three quarters
your probably going to be ok if it's been that long and your still awake, call those niggas up again though the slow fucks

>>6762186
and also yeah it's pretty ironic especially as I tried to kill myself and failed before

ngl I'm getting scared now

>>6762192
Call a taxi or something

>>6762198
I hope you're going to be okay :(

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>>6762190
Nope~

>>6762193
I must agree, certainly one of the cutest.

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>>6762138

Can I hav ur stuff

>>6762197
it's paracetamol overdose, it doesn't send you to sleep or anything, it takes 12 hours to fuck with your liver then kills you slowly over 3 days

>>6762203
Are you valq?
>>6762193
yep
eternally jealous of smiles
>>6762190
No suicide attempts yet
p scared of dying actually

>>6762198
if you only took 5g of paracetamol you should be fine
you're not likely to hurt your liver too bad, if at all

if you'd taken 9g it'd be a different story

>>6762193
>p. jealous
I wouldn't be considering the situation

>>6762190
Idk
>>6762192
12
Well you got 4 left
This is perhaps a weird question, but you wouldn't rather just wait it out and die-?

>>6762154

We're dead inside senpai. So many people have died and it could be any of us in a weeks time. Caring is needlessly exhausting, especially when you barely have the energy to get through your own shit.

>>6762211
>but you wouldn't rather just wait it out and die-?
A lot of people probably want to die until it's actually time.

>>6762206
Nope, different Val.

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>>6762204
why

>>6762205
well stop posting and go harass emergency services non stop, what are they gonna do? fine you for not wanting to die?

>>6762198
>ironic especially as I tried to kill myself and failed before
see now THATS irony
Kek
It's shitty but you gotta appreciate that idk
>>6762205
O-oh
Uber to the hospital then
>>6762214
Hmm
That's so bizarre to me
I've only backed out once but then I did back out once so idk

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>"Honestly, Obama ought to get off the golf course and get down there," Mr Trump said at a campaign rally later in the day in Michigan, alluding to the President's Wednesday golf game.
Obama BTFO
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-20/donald-trump-visits-louisiana-floods/7768966

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>>6762216
Neato
We were talking about Sora no woto the other day right?
Are you new here?
>>6762212
>it could be any of us in a weeks time.
>tfw it might not even be a week, we could die any time to anything
Life is fucking scary

>>6762220
>see now THATS irony
no it isnt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2krXq8fw90

>>6762196
ok then pls give hugs

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>>6762226
Yeah, we were~ Well, sorta? I post in here every once in a while but it was by no means a regular thing until recently. Used to lurk around /tlg/ as well.

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>>6762233
Ah, neat! Yeah you're just unfamiliar to me so I'm trying to get an idea of who you are~

>>6762225
Already acting more Presidential than a sitting President

>>6762230
me and puru will come down next year and have a big hugging sesh with you <3

>>6762237
C: ll look forwards to it

>>6762193
her eyes are so pretty...
i suppose I am very very lucky she likes me uuu

>>6762230
>>6762237
theyre gonna rape you
in sessions

>>6762070
>>6762115
AHAHAHAHAHAASAGAHAHAGDHG

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>>6762235
Well, I like you so far, so nice to meet ya ^^

Whatcha do for a living?

>>6762180
*hugs* Sorry your mom is being such a religious nut.

>>6762236
yes it is very presidential for him to suggest people should assassinate his political opponents. don't be a retard

>>6762236
also sorry I am getting way too triggered tonight I am going to try to stop

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>>6762193

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>>6762248
thanks squeak i appreciate the kind thoughts its w/e though crazy ppl are gonna be crazy

>>6762241
eyes look even more beautiful in person

the good thing about being on lithium is that it fucks your body so god damned hard that you can't handle psychoactive substances nearly as well as you used to

a single joint got me fucking unimaginably high last night and like 3 drinks has got me pretty tipsy tonight, whereas before I upped my dose I'd need like a litre of vodka to achieve this (not kidding)

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>>6762247
Nice to meet you too!
I do fast food, pretty mind numbing and exhausting, but meh, it's easy enough and most of my coworkers are cool.
How about you?

>>6762259
Its too bad they didnt throw away your computer. heres hoping thats next.

>>6762260
I do hope to find that out one day.

>>6762261
I think you need to stop self medicating so much this can't be good for you

>>6762264
you mean you dont already know? you havent stared deep into someones eyes and just been lost in them?

>>6762265
what?
I got prescribed the lithium by my psychiatrist, I smoked the joint with my dad and sister and I had a couple of drinks with family friends
what's wrong with that?

>>6762251
>implying he was calling for her assassination
Tyrannical governments deserve to be destroyed

Halp it's too hot to sleep

>>6762266
Oh I thought you meant specifically hers.
Yeah I love eyes.

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>>6762262
Hey, work is work though~ Gotta support the lifestyle somehow, right?
I fix planes in the military. Also quite exhausting, though at least mentally stimulating most of the time.

>>6762273
Do you own a fan?

>>6762274
i think eyes are the one universally beautiful human feature
ive never seen ugly eyes, i dont think its possible

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>>6762273
naked

>>6762269
you constantly post about binge drinking sorry I guess I misunderstood.

>>6762270
xd

>>6762278
sleeping naked is gross your body just sticks to itself and you get all sweaty
plus you have to actually be naked which is disgusting

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>wake up from nap with hard throbbing gt boner so I jerk off in a semi sleepy state until I cum all over my stomach and then just lay there for several minutes
wew

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>>6762278
That's just gonna make things hotter and steamier .///.

>>6762275
Fans do nothinggggg

>>6762283
Yeah I always thought this too. Dunno what people find so great about sleeping naked.

>>6762283
not if your qt

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>>6762283
not if you're agp

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>>6762275
Yeah, I guess so! Sometimes it seems more tempting to be a cam girl, or pre-transition I'd tell myself I should go join the military instead.
What country are you working for? That sounds like an interesting and decently paying gig

>>6762279
I only used to drink so much because I needed to to feel anything
I could make it half way through a bottle of vodka before I notice any effects

I wasn't even getting drunk
I was barely getting tipsy

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>>6762285
I jerked off with a finger in my ass in my front yard today, pretty good but gotta go fast since sunburns

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>>6762289
>try to sleep naked
>get turned on
>end up jerking it for 5 hours
>fail exam next day because no sleep

>>6762291
okay maybe you are some type of alcohol immune mutant I guess.

>>6762288
of course anon
you must be so lucky to not have a completely disgusting body that makes you want to vomit every time you see yourself naked

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>>6762295
>jerking it
jerking what?

>>6762294
hey me too

>>6762295
Pre-transition elanna stories?

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>>6762295
You have nothing to jerk silly.

>>6762295
Jerkin me. Having a roommate is weird.

>>6762290
you could be one of those game streamers who just sit their looking cute getting money from arabs princes

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>>6762305
I could
If I was cute.

>>6762295
How did you keep it going for five hours?

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>>6762305
That requires having boobs to semi show off.

>>6762296
correction
I WAS some type of alcohol immune mutant
now I'm not, I guess

thanks lithium
you haven't fixed what you were supposed to fix, but you fixed my alcohol immunity at least

>>6762305
I think if a tranny tried to do this people would just get mad.

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>>6762301
N-no, yesterday stories

>>6762299
>>6762303
My feeldo

>>6762309
Amphetamines are a hell of a drug

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>>6762283
Haters say it's fake

>>6762285
That's fun until you realize that you are, in fact, covered in cum.

>>6762286
Hmm, drink something cool? Also a hot shower will make you appreciate how comparatively cool it is in your room.

>>6762289
<3

>>6762290
USA. I had pretty much given up on transitioning initially and joined up for the money/job stability. They just dropped the trans ban though so I should be good to start up again after this deployment. It doesn't seem like it pays all that well, but I DO have more expendable income than I've ever had before, so I can't complain too much.

>>6762316
well unfortunately I have no drugs

>>6762236
Lmao
>>6762263
That's not nice
>>6762283
It's not disgusting when you're sleeping with another person :^)

>>6762236
Trump reminds me so much of Teddy Roosevelt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKCmk9ykPJg

i have to get up early(er) tomorrow
odds sleep
evens one(or three) more episode

>>6762320
Teddy is a badass

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>>6762318
>unfortunately
Is this an admission that you want to masturbate for 5 hours?

>>6762259
What I can't understand is how people think doing something like that will work? Can't they see that all it does is create animosity and make the rift wider? I had a friend who had similar happen to her.

>>6762322
just go to bed you will feel better

>>6762319
no that literally makes it worse in every way

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>>6762326
I want to jerk you off for 5 hours.

>>6762320
what a coincidence teddy rossevelt was a fucking retard too. but at least he is le manly man.

>>6762322
>>6762328
I second this; just go to bed.

>>6762326
I want energy
a five hours fap session would be kinda nice tho

>>6762328
>>6762332
no the numbers dont lie

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>>6762310
This
>>6762315
And this are also true
Tho I have a butt I should show off once in a while
>>6762317
Ah, I get ya there. I almost joined up thinking I couldn't be trans, couldn't transition, and the army or airforce would make me man up and stop being trans.
I hope transitioning once you return stateside goes well, the trans ban dropping is a great thing. If only I weren't diagnosed with too many illnesses at this point, I might consider going in now that I'm going full time girl.

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>>6762330
>that webm

>>6762331
Roosevelt is what was at the time considered a progressive/liberal
but its okay, keep thinking that republican = bad

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My dad said, that he's sad that a handsome young man like me wants to ruin his body. .__.

Kill me please.

>>6762343
(puke)

>>6762343
Your dad is coming onto you. You gonna tap that?

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>>6762327
idk she's insane and always has been a shit "mom" that was always self-serving. this is just another excuse to continue being a shit person.

once i made it clear I can't be manipulated or controlled anymore she went bats hit insane with fury

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>>6762343
Your fault for being handsome in the first place.

>>6762348
I'm not even handsome

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>>6762330
>ywn get another handy
Don't make me sad anon I don't need this feel

>>6762334
L-lewd

>>6762341
The main reason I think he is retarded is because of his ideas and philosophy about war.

>>6762352
again, literally everyone thought that way about war up until the first world war

>>6762345
Nah he probably is just narcissistic and doesn't like it that i want to change my looks, since i look a bit like him :/

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Dear Lord Baby Jesus,
Please let me wake up with a body like this girls.

Got beat up today, in a pretty dumb way it makes me

>>6762365
Did you autism rage at someone you shouldnt have? I bet you did.

>>6762365
>makes me feel better about today
aaa

i should stop solving the captcha first

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>>6762362
>this can't be you
less and less reasons to live desu

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>>6762337
Best you can do is try to be supportive of those that can serve. Pretty jealous you're so far along, though. I feel like I've wasted so much of my life already, instead of transitioning when I was in college. Hope my body still reacts as strongly to HRT as it did when I self-medded a while back.

>>6762343
I feel like I might get this speech when I come out, too. *hug*

>>6762362
That hourglass though! *swoons*

>>6762347
I'm a bit worried for you, though. Can't help feeling the next step could be even worse, like sending you to some brainwashing camp. I just don't trust fundies, they're always the least moral and loving people...
My parents never had an issue about things like that. My walls were already covered with Dali repros when I was 8. And not of his most tame paintings...

>>6762366
LOL

No, this guy autism raged at me and I told him to leave the store, and he got pissed off and beat me the fuck up.

Why the hell would I get into an argument like that with someone off the internet lmfao, are you literally retarded?

What really sucks is now I have to fire him and he was the best employee we've had besides main chef

>>6762362
>>6762370
>wanting to be a cow
I just want to be maximum androgynous leaning feminine

>>6762376
Sounds like you deserved it.

>>6762376
>beat me the fuck up
hot

>>6762370
It can't be most cis girls either

>>6762356
oh btw, his youngest son died in WW1 and it changed his opinion on war just before he himself died

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>>6762372
>Best you can do is try to be supportive of those that can serve.
I definitely should throw some money at charities for homeless vets and stuff when I have the spare cash
>Pretty jealous you're so far along, though. I feel like I've wasted so much of my life already, instead of transitioning when I was in college. Hope my body still reacts as strongly to HRT as it did when I self-medded a while back.
How old are you? I'm sure you'll be okay though, there's a few people here who started late but turned out great.

>>6761995
How does this happen like how guys are cheap bastards who won't even pay for a nude cam show. Please teach me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

>>6762283
Being naked is natural. You came into this world naked.

>>6762287
It's more comfortable, plus my clothes don't end up bunching up around me.

>>6762291
iktf
Start out the evening by chugging a Long island iced Tea sans ice. I did it to numb myself enough so I could be social.

>>6762309
I don't know about her, but 5 hours is nothing. It's just the way I'm built, no refractory period. Now imagine spending 30 minutes in a single orgasm. o.O Legs no worki for hours after.

>>6762347
Push somebody to much and they become immune. *hugs* iktf all to well. My tormentors were bullies at school. Eventually I didn't react at all. I still barely react to anything, except in very safe situations. It got noticed by an author, and became part of a new character in a few of her novels.

>>6762362
A mix of the two would look right to me. Just put the head, boobs and hips of that girl on that guy's body and I'm sold.

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>>6762375
ty cfh but I'm getting the fuck out of there asap that bitch is insane and I don't feel like dealing with her shit anymore

>>6762390
>natural
ur really
gonna come into mtfg
and talk about "natural"
s m f h

>>6762392
If you can, it's definitely the right thing to do, yeah. It can only get worse if you stay.

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>>6762390
>taytay
yasss

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>>6762362
>when you look like Big Boss but want to look like Quiet
Kill me.

>>6762356
okay you are probably right about that it wasn't really fair of me to call him retarded. I still don't like that people use him to imply that a leader should be like aggressive tough guy or whatever.

>>6762384
I actually knew this but its just that when I was learning about him going to cuba and shit and jingoism all I could think was this guy is an idiot. You are right about that opinion about war being the typical one I need to try to remember not to apply today's morals to the past.

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>>6762386
I'll be 25 before I can start up again. I've been told I just need a bit of FFS and I should pass pretty well. The rest of my body is pretty feminine in shape, so hopefully it'll react well to extended HRT. Really hard to tell at this point, though.

>dilating after intense physical activity
Not recommend. Ow.