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/gg/ - Gay General: Feel Good Edition

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>life is gr8! <3

What is your good feel of the day?

Tinychat: /notgaygen
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>>6760163
Life is shit, you don't deserve to feel good.
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>>6760078
ew how dare you
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>>6760178
Rugby topping Maki tbqh
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Which trips do you wanna see fight?
Who do you hope wins?
Who do you hope dies?
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Got a new tube of toothpaste. Pretty good feeling.

Intense foam and maximum freshness. Damn.
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>>6760189
Clownshoes and KR
>>6760178
Kr bottom
Me top
DESU
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>>6760163
I can't imagine Scarf and Shoes being any less pathetic as a woman.
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>>6760189
>Who do you hope dies?
All of them
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>>6760178
sauce pls
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>>6760189
Hitler and RedDread
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>>6760202
https://www.reddit.com/user/eight-equals-d
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>>6760189
I wanna make them all fight gladiator style
Set a lion on whoever wins
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>>6760221
This tbqh
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Is there a bigger turn on than a really sweet guy?
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I WANNA BE FUCKED BY CAMUS SO BADLY
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE DEAD

GOD HE WAS SO FREAKING HOT
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>>6760227
a really sweet masculine guy
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>>6760227
An attractive one
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>>6760227
fuck yes
a ridiculously smart and sexy french writer
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>>6760233
hi
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>>6760232
Don't let that stop you
Follow your dreams
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>>6760242
fuck me
who are you
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>>6760178
Was just trying to convince red to come here so I can fuck him. Lol

>>6760221
I'm down.
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>>6760254
>. Lol
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>>6760178
Me and Senpai
Senpai
Me

>>6760189
Me and Senpai
Me
Senpai
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>>6760227

a smart one

for some reason i melt whenever i meet someone who can teach me things

>>6760163

some guy just came up to me in the gym and 'mired my measly 130kg deadlift

he said that hed never seen anyone deadlift more than 120kg before, and hed been working out for over a year, and hifived me

not sure what was up with that, but it felt good, ngl

>>6760178

is it vain if i want to get fucked by an almost exact copy of myself?

we'd have all the same turnons and i kind of like my body, i think it would be super hot
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>>6760270
i'll be your senpai ;)
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>>6760284
for reps? my 1RM on deadlift is only 134kg, i never did deadlifts regularly until last week
>>6760247
name related
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>>6760298
damn
i don't know if i've ever seen your cok
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>>6760298

it was only for 1, but I've hit it for 3 in the past.

my raw 1rm is a little over 3pl8. belted/strapped 1rm i have no idea.
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>>6760263
Lol. You seriously need to chill it with the autism.
People use lol, lmao, kek and other expressions to convey tone via text. It's not rocket surgery.

>>6760284
Not that surprised. I've seen more guys bench 3pl8 then deadlift 2 at my gym.
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>>6760163
>What's your feel good of the day?
I don't know I'll tell you when I have it.
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>>6760332
>tfw 1rm on bench is 205/93kg
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i am uncomfortably high
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I have finally realized why I don't like circe.

She doesnt bant at all.
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>>6760332
>You seriously need to chill it with the autism
I am being perfectly reasonable.
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>>6760344
im high on dopamine
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>>6760340
Don't worry m8, were all going to make it.

My back is fucked. My 1rm on bench is pretty much the same as it is in deadlift.
Kek
>>6760369
>I am being perfectly reasonable
Lol
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>>6760382
I reduced the weight a bit anyway to go from 5 reps to 8 reps. Only do 5 reps on back/leg stuff now.

at least im up to 6 pullups at 104kg bodyweight
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>>6760186
Eww gross

Masc4fem not fem4fem
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>>6760408
aren't you a cheeky cunt ;3c
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>>6760408
Masc4masc, not masc4fem or fem4fem.
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>>6760382
Something funny, punk?

>>6760389
>104kg bodyweight
. lol
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>>6760420
This desu
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Why are men who have dogs in their profile picture so much more attractive?
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>>6760366

I'm just not a bantering kind of guy
I don't get why it's fun
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>>6760427
Oh my lord, not this skeleton again..!
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How can I feel good when i've never even:

> had an orgy?
> worked a gloryhole?
> had a threesome?
> had a boyfriend?
> been fucked consentually?
> been loved by another man?
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>>6760420
masc4fem is god tier
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>>6760389
>104kg
How long have you been liftan?
Sounds like it might be time for a cut.

>>6760433
Cause dogs are great.
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>>6760449
fem is unnatural and wrong
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>>6760447
You're already better off than most fags for lacking these.
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>>6760435
It often demonstrates an ability to be open or playful while also being mature enough to handle playful jabs from other people. It also allows for some friendly rivalry and practice with handling that sort of thing.
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>>6760449

I like masc4masc the best
although i also like masc better, so as a fem i guess i'm also for masc4fem

>>6760463

That seems silly and weirdly aggressive
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>>6760475
You just can't handle the Bantz
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i'm fem, but masc4masc is hot kk
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>>6760480

95% of my interaction here is being bantz'd relentlessly and i've been here for like a year.
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How do I ask someone to spit in my mouth without having to give them sex in exchange?
Sex is bad and ruins lives.
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>>6760456
if its wrong why does it feel so right?

best is masc bottom fem top desu
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>>6760491
>best is masc bottom fem top desu
Now you're just trying to make me mad.
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>>6760484
It was never bantz with me, I actually hate you.
Your suicide attempt earlier this year legitimately made me happy.
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>>6760484
That's because you're really sweet and kind and that makes you an easy target for weak immature fags who know they won't get called out on their bullshit and unfunny banter.
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>>6760496
what makes me mad is the lack of fem tops
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>>6760482
Agreed. Masc on fem is good to.

Fem in fem is to much like two lesbians going at it. But also dicks.
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>>6760491

<

>>6760501

I appreciate that

>>6760504

¿¿I'm.. sorry??
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>>6760508
If I grow out my hair will you let me top you?
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>>6760516
I didn't mean it was a bad thing on your part.
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>>6760517
depends on what you look like
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>>6760484
It's not bantz
most people do not like you
myself included
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I'm spooked.

The "people you may know" tab of facebook is full of gay men.
I mean I really only go on /lgbt/. I watch my porns on the family computer in the basement
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>>6760548
What's wrong, aren't you happy Google-senpai is looking out for you?
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>>6760548
>chat with qt's on whatsapp
>see them on facebook
that spooked me out, but now it makes cyber stalking easier :^)
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>>6760548
The magic of algorithms.
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>>6760541
why you so mean, senpai
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>>6760577
Hitlers honestly been the nicest.
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>>6760583
i bet hitler is a domtop
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Circe really is the weirdest one here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d47Jibt-EOE

I think this might be the greatest video of all time for real this shit never gets talked about . I think it might be the death of culture if these people get any more influence than the already huge amount they have. I genuinely wonder what kind of person i would be if i didn't find and understand the idea of this video. This should be mandatory watching for anyone comfortably middle class.
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>>6760635
Everyone here is a dom top. We're all creepy fifty year olds too.
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>>6760699
what the fuck is this
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>>6760646
you dont know me very well then

>>6760702
>Everyone here is a dom top
this is a bottom paradise then
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>>6760755
Even if they were creepy 50 year old men? Dunno about that one.

How about this then, what if everyone here was a creepy 50 year old man that acted like they were 16 years old? There's your deal breaker.
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My boyfriend of a year broke up with me today. It wasn't anyone's fault really, or the result of cheating, or something. He has a lot of problems, but so did I. We always comforted each other. He has a problem though. I don't know if there's a name for it if its a disorder. In every single one of his prior relationships, including this one now, he eventually simply stopped feeling romantic and sexual feelings towards the person. Only platonic ones.

So yeah, that that. I'm still in love with him unfortunately. tbqh, my life has been just a complete fucking nightmare for a long time now and it had seemed to be getting better since we started dating, but that's just been kicked out from under me. I'm probably going to wind up dead from suicide within the year honestly barring a miracle.

So yeah. Free blog or whatever.
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>>6760879
a bit of background in case anyone cares because why the fuck not.

Turning 22 in a week or so, was my first real relationship where I was in love with someone.

it hurts even more because I invested so much of my emotions into it. I had absolute trust in him and now I just feel like I want to die.
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>>6760909
>>6760879
You'll be ok princess ~
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>>6760879
>>6760909
once you transition, you'll have men all over you!
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>>6760922
I've been confused as fuck about my gender for a long time, but don't remotely want men all over me. I want my boyfriend.
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>>6760922
Fuck you
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>>6760934
if you insist
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>>6760966
Don't convert people to transgenderism.
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>>6760178
Senpai x veny
Best syrup niggers
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If someone says I look better with glasses, are they calling me ugly without them?
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>>6761029
Beat em up.
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>>6761029
I used to primarily wear glasses but got contacts a little while ago and I've had the opposite reaction

I think it just has more to do with what suits your face and overall look
Like, I don't think many would say I look like the glasses wearing type
You know?
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>>6761063
You look like the plastic-bearing kind of type
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>Be gay
>Only sexually and emotionally interested in guys
>Fap to straight and lesbian porn
>Can't into gay porn except for 2D

Why this
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>>6761083
Poser detected
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>>6761029
Yes.
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>>6761098
I guess no Lasik for me ever.
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>>6760178

Me and Red
Red
Me
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>>6761129
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>>6761106
You're cool either way though, anon.
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>>6761144

Damn I'm cute
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>>6761065
Is that an insult or an observation
I honestly don't get it
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Where do I get a pink nippled, pink haired, blue eyed muscle man?
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>>6761219
That's a little specific, don't ya think
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My brothers girlfriend talked me into going to a pride parade. What should I expect?
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>>6761221
Am I not allowed to have preferences?
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>>6761224

Degenerates
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>>6761213
He means you look fit to bear my children.

>>6761219
Right here, sweetie.
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>>6761245
>He
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>>6761245
Post pink butt hair
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>>6761219
typically @ the walmart bargain bin
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>tfw only butthole hair
>Tfw no fuzzy butt
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>>6761219
Im that besides pink hair.
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>What is your good feel of the day?
Can I post a bad feel from two hours ago?
>Be me
>Be at football game
>Team flys four flags in the endzone: Team logo, Canadian flag, Ontario flag and my cities flag
>At this game, they replaced Ontario flag with the rainbow flag for pride week or the aniversery of some kid who an hero'd or some other random shit
>Overhear some guys sitting behind me
>"Why are they flying the faggot flag tonight"
>"I don't know, but its fucking gross"
>"Yeah, I don't want to be associated with that shit"
>mfw
I didn't say anything, but should have I? They were pretty big, and im not, so I didnt want to get that.
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>>6761324
>canadian gays
*vomits*
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>>6761323
What is your hair color?
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>>6761324
Why would you even care? People are allowed to express their opinions to each other, even if you think it's a horrible one.
You chastising them in public isn't going to change anything.
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>>6761349
What's wrong with Canadian's?
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>>6761349
http://www.strawpoll.me/11023254
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>>6761358
Brown
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>>6761373
best hair color
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>>6761370
Nothing wrong with Canadians... but Canadian gays... eugh
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>>6761377
Blond or gtfo
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>>6761382
stfu
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>>6761378
What's wrong with Canadian gays? Most ones if met have been fine
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>>6761377
I have the bad blue eyes. They aren't light its really dark and greyish.
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>>6761389
Wait, aren't you a Canadian gay?
Eugh...
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>>6761389

we're too sexy to handle
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>>6761389
I want a Canadian man to take me into the cold wilderness and teach me how to hunt and live off the land.
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>>6761372
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11023254

7 votes for Other
5 votes for Venser
3 votes for SP

It's confirmed some other canadian looks better than all of them.
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>>6761418
Because as we all know, Canadians don't actually live in towns and cities. They all live in log cabins in the woods because Canada is 1500 years behind everyone else technologically.
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>>6761424
>3 votes for SP
All me btw.
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>>6761426
Thanks for the history lesson, grandpa. Why don't you go pester the sheriff of Nottingham?
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>>6761418
Will never happen because most Canadian men look down upon that shit 2 b h
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>>6761442

Canadians are horrible people. They killed many indians & eskimos to colonize Canada.
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>>6761442
Because you're all sensitive gays?
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>>6761448
>>6761451
*dances*
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>>6761437
Maybe I will.
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>>6761448
Don't forget the seal hunting, rampant pedophilia and political corruption.
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>>6761460
oh shit so canada is a bad place to...move ?
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>>6761469
everywhere is awful
dont move anywhere
just die already
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What tripfags are mentally ill and should avoid?
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>>6761534
all the gay ones
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Any tips on harboring a friend who needs a place to stay?
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>>6761575
don't
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>>6761484
but why I can't try to pursue a better life for me at least before I die
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Does anyone else ever fantasize about having a boyfriend who has sex with other men while you watch?
I do, and I feel disgusting for it.
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>>6761372
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11023254
gonna need butt pics of them before I vote
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This place is just awful now. Even emptyclosets.com is more entertaining.
The obsession with the trips is absolutely pathetic. Not one of them is interesting or worthy of this much attention.
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>>6761640

>being a literal cuck
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>>6761575
i wouldnt have posted about it

>>6761657
most trips arent rly obsessed over except as a joke lol
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>>6761701

Sometimes I feel like an actual cuck would be an ideal relationship for me.
Someone I could love to the edges of the world and and back and give my heart and time to but wouldn't have to worry about him wanting me to fuck only him.

>>6761730

??
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>>6761734
now the disinfos know what you're doing
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>>6761737

The whats?
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>>6761741
disinfo agents
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>>6761749

who are these ~agents~ you speak of
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>>6761752
theyre disinfo agents
they spread disinfo
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>>6761761

Oh, those nerds
lol, whatever
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So I'm still in highschool and I am volunteering at this place for resume points. I think the guy who is doing the volunteer coordinating is really cute and want to ask him out. The thing is, I'm 18 and he's like 24 or so, would that be a good idea? I have at least some idea that he may be attracted to me but idk.
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>>6761770

get that yung dad dick desu
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>>6761770
not sure where you live, but he probably can't say yes even if he likes you back.
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>>6761701
gay cuckoldry is the future
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>>6761782
If they keep it a secret, it'll be fine ;)

>>6761770
Just try not to upload your pics to a public Photobucket album.

Best of luck~ <3
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>>6761782
It's legal here, but the age difference would be an off put
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>>6761816
its technically legal in the US, but companies can fire employees for it (since it opens up the door to sexual harassment lawsuits) and licensed workers can lose their licenses.
why not wait until the volunteer position is over or almost over?
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>>6761827
That's not long from now so that shouldn't be an issue
But I think about earlier today I'm wondering if I should even bother. When I talked to him I did pick up some signals he might be interested, but before we ended the conversation he kind of made a spontaneous high five that wasn't really necessary. Of course I high fived him back but does him initiating that mean he just thinks of me as a friend and nothing more?
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>>6761869
it can be hard to tell. what are the odds you'd see him again afterwards? would you be wanting to use him as a reference? if you're not planning on either of those, it cant hurt to ask him out because it won't really impact you at all.
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Army is cute
CUTE
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>>6761898
Not as cute as Rugby~
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>>6761884
Well I'll try to ask him if he wants to "get to know each other better" not directly asking him out. If yes, some time when the whole volunteering thing is over. I'm kind of hoping that high five wasn't just friendly though. But then again he does put his hands on my shoulders a lot so maybe he was just being friendly. It's hard to tell when he's my senpai and not someone my age.
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>>6761920
Good luckarino.

You may find that age gap a bit more concerning when and if you do actually get to know them though. Stay reserved.
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>see suicide squad
>see this gorgeous specimen
>proceed to jizz in my pants every time he has screen time
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>>6761920
good luck, then
the age gap really could be a problem. when he was your age, you were 12.
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>>6761992
>gorgeous
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>>6762009
don't be so mad brah we all know you have shit standards
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>>6761992
Croc was kawai as fuck. Also the movie wasn't that bad.
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>tfw no one (you)'s any of your posts because they're too busy talking about mentally ill trannies or whatever tripfag drama
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>>6761992
Looks like Ann.
Does Ann have superpowers?
If yes, send help immediately.
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>>6762028
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>>6762040
thanks anon
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>>6761992
yah hes a qt
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>>6762022
Dunno about that one. Pretty sure all of DC's live action movies are terrible.
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Im really enjoying life lately. Even this general is extremely fun now.

Life can't be any better. Found a new love of fitness its not bad.

Everyone you just gotta believe. Going to run a marathon in march.
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>>6762066
You've seen it? It's not as bad as everyone on here makes it out to be.
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>>6762076
Good for you
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it's that time again

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fywmst7WcB
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>>6762108
The generals slow but whatever its still top tier banter.

Real life isn't so bad either lonely but isnt everyone? I've been reading spiritual books a bunch and generally just lovinh life.

I learned a bunch this past week about saying mean things and just how even shitposts can affect people and everything. Im striving to be a posotive person and im having fun.
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>>6762128
What is this glory?
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>>6762140

It's holiday cheer!
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>>6762108
Nah, I like to base my opinions on contrarianism. And basically since I didn't like the Batman movies I'm gonna assume everything is bad without actually basing it on anything.

And also come to think of it DC did have the Watchmen movie and V for Vendetta which were both pretty decent.

>>6762076
I did one hundo fiddy pushups today. That makes you feel alright. At this rate I will be able to do 1,000 pushups in one hundred days time and have the muscle density of a neutron star. Which are very muscly.
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>>6762128
Oh boy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s193TdFbLIh5
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>>6762149

I'm the happiest little elf in the world that you keep these!
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>>6762149

There will maybe new ones next week just in time for the big day! In the meantime have another classic!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0krr4WE8htQ
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>>6762201
genuine cringe laugh from me
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>>6762149
What other vocaroos do you have?
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>>6762201
you have a real talent for doing these
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>>6762227
Not many, I lost a bunch of stuff from an old laptop a few months ago.

>>6762201
>JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED SNO-
kek
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What's the difference between these two apps?
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>>6762256
No idea, but presumably the top one is the correct one, since Grindr is black on an orange background.
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>>6762256
i think its just that one has in-app purchases
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>>6762311
tf is Grindr Xtra
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>>6762333
Why don't you find out, daddy.
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>>6762342
I'm not a daddy ):<
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>>6762353
You will be when I'm done with you.
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>>6762355
Wanna bet?
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>>6760163
Its 9AM and I'm working. My good feel so far is that I have a cup of tea.
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>>6762333
its grindr, but with eXTRA features
i think it just lets u filter by ethnicity and see more guys
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Hedgehogs>squirrels

Prove me wrong.

Protip: you can't
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>>6762701
Hedgehogs are neat, I've only seen like three in my whole life though. I think they're becoming very rare now, fences between gardens are the main issue in urban areas from what I heard.
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>>6762701
That's still bullshit and you know it.

>>6762732
One in my backgarden yesterday. So sit on that to be honest.
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>>6762778
Yeah but you don't live in the shit hole that is south London. I think all the hedgehogs here got mugged or stabbed, so they left for greener pastures.
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>>6762732
I ran into one earlier today during a walk. Met him around the same spot yesterday too. Decided to take a pic.

Not sure if i should call him randall or wilfred. He seemed like a wilfred.
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>>6762778
You don't appreciate the hog.
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>>6762799
Appreciate dis hog to be honest.
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>>6762807
It's very small and cute but I don't think anyone will ever appreciate your hog tbqh
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>>6762815
Dunno about that one.
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>>6762815
Oh my.

>>6762788
Wilfred, because I miss my wife 5652 ;_;
>>
Hooking up with guy you met online at your place? Should I meet him somewhere near first?

Dos and donts? Im really new to all this
>>
>>6762839
Don't give your address to anyone until you've confirmed they're not fucking crazy. Meeting somewhere public like a cafe or whatever is a decent enough plan.

In fact, most of what you want to do is confirm they're not crazy before you do anything with them or give them any information at all.
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>>6762845
I got pretty okay (i think) vibe from him, he suggested meeting for drinks first but I said i just wanted go hookup
>>
>>6762839
>>6762860
drinks are usually how people judge craziness.
remember he's trying to get a sense of you just as much as you're trying to get a sense of him. plus it's really easy to drink a few drinks, and then hook up.
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man i had no idea sending nudes was this much fun
>>
he hasn't talked to me in 6 days and hasn't replied to any texts, i love him so much but i can't shake the feeling that he's ignoring me... we had such a passionate thing for like three weeks and it was the happiest i've ever been but now it's like he's disappeared

i'm so depressed, what if he hates me or something? what if he suddenly realised he isn't gay? i asked him if anything was up and he said sorry for being distant and that he had some family stuff going on, which is fair enough. i told him he could tell me anything and he said thanks but it stopped there, and we used to tell each other everything

what do i do guys? i'm so upset, i thought i finally found a keeper and i just love him so fucking much but this hurts
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>>6762866
Yes I realise that but at the same time I want to remain as anonymous as possible, I'd have to avoid questions or lie about myself
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>>6762839
>tfw HOTGUY18 will never arrange to meet me in a shady spot, and beat my head in with a blunt object
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>>6762873
>tfw this is exactly what I do to guys
People are starting to say I'm scared of commitment.
>>
>>6762882
Why's that?

Also, if you tell them where you live they will know where you live. That's something to consider.
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>>6762890
So far I plan to make this a one-time thing, I'm still in the 'experimenting' phase.

Maybe I'll love this so much and I'll continue, but so far I'm not even fully gay to myself, let alone other people, this will be my first time with a guy.
>>
>>6762907
Just to be clear, you've told him that too, right? You'd probably want to tell them that beforehand.
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>>6762886
sounds like you are!

i'm wondering if that's the case for my guy
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>>6762911
Yes, I did, he said he was fine with hooking up once and never talking again
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>>6762922
How lonely.

Seems like you're set though. Besides the obvious of using protection, there's not much more to consider if they're not crazy and you're both clear on just wanting to bang.
>>
>>6762915
Maybe, if I am then I guess I don't feel it. I just get bored of them.
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>>6762933

why dont you do the same thing clownshoes?

i think a good dicking would make you feel better
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>>6762960
I don't want to hook up with some rando dude even if I didn't have the crippling problemos I have. I also don't have my own place. Or the attractiveness necessary. Or the common sense to trust myself to do anything.

Why don't *you* hook up randos?
>>
What's up faggots. I have me a hot museum date later
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>>6762982

i do
its fun

also, you can just go to the other guy's place, or wait until your family or whatever are out of the house.

>>6762985

jealous desu
my dream date would be visiting the Ashmolean museum with someone

what kind of museum is it?
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>>6762873
please advise, i really don't know what to do

if i keep texting him twice a day like i am now i don't want to seem clingy but at the same time i really, really, really don't want to lose him because i love him more than anything

;_;
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>>6762994
I'd also like to go to the Ashmolean.

It's the Museum of Natural History. There's this temporary exhibit involving some new dinosaur bones. It's going to be so badass.
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>>6762985
I haven't been to a museum since I was little. All I remember is buying something useless in the gift shop, like a slinky or some shit.
Oh, and we went to Sydney for an excursion in high school and visited some Holocaust museum, but I don't think they sold slinkies there.
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>no upsides to life anymore
>no silver lining
>probably going to end it all

but enough about me, how's everyone else doing?
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>>6763285

i feel really good. i think this might be the highpoint of my life

academically, i am finally getting to grips with quantum field theory and my work ethic is through the roof, im getting insane braingainz

physically, i am making steady progress in the gym and had a guy compliment me on my deadlift just yesterday. im eating well and feel very well rested, and i have a fairly trim body.

socially, im getting laid on the regular now and have successfully infiltrated the 'smart guy clique' via some essays i wrote earlier this year which feels good and gives me access to some exclusive events and stuff

medically, my old clinical depression is being officialy marked as 'resolved' and removed from my medical records next tuesday, my STI test came back all clear and my resting heart rate is pleasingly low

recreationally, i am looking forward to the new Deus Ex game and enjoying learning how to play Go with one of my best friends

so yea, everything is great
>>
>>6763303
well isn't it just fucking peachy for some

no matter what I do in life or how hard I try, I get no return on time spent and after all the work put in I'm back to square 1. I tired of this cycle, so I'm probably going to an hero sometime soon
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>>6763285
Trip on Irishanon
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>>6763309

yeah but i mean 3 years ago i was just like you. i dropped out of highschool for a year and did literally nothing with that time except obsessively play videogames and feel like shit, tanking all my grades and losing all my friends.

i even have some wicked scars to show for it

things change, dude.
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>>6763309
Some bollocks happened to you today specifically, or is this just the edge of mounting pressure?
>>
>>6763319
I used to think things would change and they did for a little while. but it all swings back and its shit.
I've tried my best and got nothing. I tried to be as outgoing as possible, didn't change anything.

>things change
yeah and for me, I have a medical guarantee that they're going to get worse and I'll live a waking nightmare
>>6763328
its just the summation of everything piling up, I personally can't deal with it anymore and don't want it getting worse
>>
>>6763333
Is it relationship stuff that's currently weighing on you, or just general life with regards to work and stuff?
>>
>>6763333
What's wrong? You wanna chat?
>>
>>6763351
No I don't want to chat or get tricked into delaying it longer and longer
>>6763350
to put it simply, nothing in my life is right.
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>>6763357
I'm not going to tell you what to do with your life Anon, I just don't want you to feel lonely right now. If you want to talk about it, I'll listen C: I don't wanna tell you how to feel or what to do, but sometimes feeling lonely is the worst thing of all.
>>
>>6763361
If having family members in the same room as me doesn't help ease the feeling of lonliness, i doubt talking to a stranger on the internet would.
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>>6763369
I know that feeling too Anon, it's ok. I understand if you don't wanna talk about it, but some other people have been there too, and sometimes it helps having someone who can empathize with you just to be there with you. I'm just offering Anon c:
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>>6763303
>tfw going through this list and ticking off the things I'll never ever ever have and reminding myself that I should kill myself

I mean I can say I'm happy for you, but it just brings up the fact that it's possible for others but myself, that I don't have and never will achieve that, that my life is even shittier than I thought in comparison to wonderful people like you.
>>
>>6763380
yeah and things got better for you. i've felt like this for 3-4 years and nothings changed.
btw this anon is right >>6763312
>>
I love him so much, that when I think about him my heart pounds and I get a warm fuzzy feeling that starts in my chest and then spreads out through my whole body in waves like an orgasm.

I get butterflies when I look at him...
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>>6763387
I'm not >>6763303

My life isn't all roses and sunshine either, and I remember when I was a little younger, I just wished I had someone who understood how I felt. Loneliness feels really horrible, and it's really hard to relate to other people when they seem like they're doing ok, but you feel like you're not. It's kind of humiliating to almost feel like you have to beg for them to hear you out and be there for you, and sometimes it even feels unfair, like 'who am I to put my problems onto someone else?', so.. I guess now I'm happy to be there for other people.

Nobody really picked me up when I was down, but that's no reason for me not to be that person I wished was there for me.

I hope you feel better Anon c:
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>>6760447
> had an orgy?
> worked a gloryhole?
> had a threesome?
You don't want these.

> had a boyfriend?
> been fucked consentually?
> been loved by another man?
Even though it sucks that you haven't had these, this means that you're still an inexperienced virgin.
I don't know about other people, but imo this makes you a much better bf material.
>>
I have no good feels. Fell in love with 10/10 muscular american with a ticket to med school, rich family, and best personality ever at Uni, and now he has left for america

Life has truly kekked me
>>
>>6763397
I don't but I appreciate the sentiment
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>>6763406
Oh, it's you. You'd probably just try to discuss cocks. Nevermind.
>>
>>6763400
how2get bf anon ?
>>
>>6763319
Telling someone you're living the ideal life they've wanted since they were a kid because you got over an issue you had in high school isn't the best encouragement. We're not all at a point in our lives where things can be so easily fixed, and you just reminds us of that
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>>6763381
Well, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>
What does having a gaygen bf feel like?
>>
>>6763422
I deluded myself into thinking I could ever achieve anything or enjoy my life. Again.

I was wrong. Again.
>>
>>6763423
you can try me
>>
>>6763411
i'll admit that has made me laugh for the first time in a week
also i put my trip back because i knew it was you with the c:
>>6763419
this. diagnosed depression and schizophrenia puts me in a uniquely fucked position amongst other things
>>
>>6763423
Like a bag of sand.
>>
>>6763429
I told you not to call me that in front of company.
>>
>>6763427
You still suck.
>>
>>6763439
did I ever say anything to the contrary? I love the changed tune by the way. shows how much of a better person you are
>>
>>6763429

Are you saying you feel suffocated, sinking, and stuck?
>>
>>6763444
Some people don't want help, I think you're one of them, I think you want attention. That's why you send your dick out to people and post it on 4chan.

Get some help c:
>>
>>6763425
You'd think you'd be used to it by now.
>>
>>6763429
That's not nice. Apologize to jupp with a load of cum in his Boipussy.
>>
>>6763429

I have a bag of sand in my garage that I punch and kick. :3 I hope you're kicking jupp's midget ass.
>>
>>6763387
Life is utter shit though for everyone, its just varying degrees of shit. I've felt depressed since I was like 14, it never really went away, its always a lingering feeling.

I can't offer you any advise on what to do, you just have to keep wading through the shit really.

If life is a game there's no way to win at it, you just have to lose less than everyone else. Sucks man, everyone bases their success in life based off what they have compared to others, yet they'll always want more. Even when you have it all it will never be enough, you just have to become complacent with what you've got. Shit, you could have been born in some poverty stricken third world nowhere, wouldn't have even lived to five
>>
>>6763463
>Life is utter shit though for everyone, its just varying degrees of shit. I've felt depressed since I was like 14, it never really went away, its always a lingering feeling.

I think life is just shit for homosexuals.
All of my 5 siblings have their shit together, have good lives, good jobs, and are married or have long-term girlfriends/boyfriends. All of them are straight.

I'm the only one who has been a pain for my parents to raise. :(
>>
I think i'm starting to getting serviceable feeling and function back in my dick.
>>
>>6763450
You need to understand... The depressed don't think they can be helped. There is a pervasive sense of hopelessness which is not diminished by others' stories of success, since they assume they will never be as attractive, resilient or capable as other people. You've been telling them how much better things could be when that is impossible from their perspective.
>>
>>6763469
I suppose so, depression rates are a lot higher with gays and so is the suicide rate. Its just another hill to climb I guess. Steep one at that.

Its why I've just drawn myself out from it and don't really bother with it, I just carrying doing the other things in life I like. Typically these won't get me anywhere but at least I can occasionally feel joy.
>>
>>6763475
No, I haven't. I said I was there to empathize with someone that I thought needed someone to listen to them. c:

It turned out they were someone who had the opportunity to talk, but said absolutely nothing.
>>
>>6763463
Pretty fun article similar to what you're talking about http://www.cracked.com/article_19376_5-scientific-reasons-your-idea-happiness-wrong.html
>>
>>6763484
I see. And something about their behavior made you a bit cross. What was it, exactly?
>>
>>6763450
I want to say it out loud to people who wouldn't care hence here to see what it was like to air it. I don't feel different so i guess that's that
>>6763463
I understand the sentiment but that realization of the "rat race" is utter shit. do you think about how many people settle instead of finding someone they love? or how many people marry because of pregnancies or non love related reasons? how many marriages are together because of kids?
and we're supposed to slide into that and just accept it. no thanks
>>6763484
tbf this feeling of being resigned is fairly recent and you never seemed like a person who'd understand. but hey, we talked for a week, I got bored and you're freaked I cut it off
>>
You bicker, complain, talk about killing yourself, how depressed you are, your lingering negative feelings, etc.

None of you seem to want to get to the root of your depression.

You feel having a bf or a fwb is going to magically change your life. It never will.

You don't want to acknowledge that perhaps being a homosexual is the root cause of your depression. Perhaps avoiding all LGBTQ people, masturbation, gay porn, lustful thoughts for the male body will balance your brianwaves and you'll feel more stable and good again.

Perhaps you need to pray the gay away and fast.
Get rid of those demons inside of you that are causing you to be apathetic, depressed, cold, distant, miserable.
>>
>>6763497
Or you could use spiritual alchemy to transform your leaden feelings of despair into pure hate for this specific cretin. His post is helpful no matter how you look at it.
>>
>>6763493
They literally only talked about cocks, and hounded for pics.
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GO OUT

GET A BOYFRIEND

I'M SICK OF YOU BEING A LOSER, ANON
>>
>>6763508
see, I've done worse things to people I've known for longer and they've reacted around the same. dude chill, we talked for a week, you were really fucking boring. i tried my best but i can only try to have a conversation for so long, even with typing shit i know will prompt a response.
get over it, ffs
>>
>>6763507

>His post is helpful no matter how you look at it.

Thanks. Just trying to help. Without Jesus everyone is lost!
>>
>>6763526
>you were really fucking boring
It's because I know you, if people give you an opinion on anything, you give a neutral response and steer the conversation away. It's a waiting game for you to create a topic because nothing lasts more than maybe 2 minutes with you. Except cocks. You never shut up about cocks. Like I said, get a personality Irishanon. It'll do you wonders.
>>
>>6763523
Suck my cock.

>>6763496
That's my point though, a lot of things are just done because people figured it what's they should do.

Finding someone to date isn't hard, finding someone "perfect" is impossible, your brain simply cannot be happy with the same thing for an extended period of time.

It appliea to everything, work, hobbies, love, everything gets repetitive.

Essentially what I'm saying is this is just being human I'm afraid.
>>
>>6763523

Some people on here have boyfriends, yet they're still losers.
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>>6763546

o-ok

>>6763549

Do you have a boyfriend?
>>
>>6763497
>this much bait
here, have a (You)
>>6763463
Kr gets it
>>
>>6763542
who are you then? you keep saying you fucking know me, why fucking start up again on skype? like fuck you could at least ask about my interests and hobbies and act like you care if you wanted too, but no it was all "im sore", "im tired". thats really fucking deep thought mate
>>6763546
well it doesn't help at all KR sadly but i get your point
>>
>>6763523
But I'm quite happy with my thoughtform boyfriend. He's perfect, which makes him more satisfying than any human.
>>
i just love dicks so much
>>
>>6763556

Only Jesus leads to happiness.
>>
>>6763549
Lies.
>>
>>6763564

You should love Jesus more than anything else.
>>
>>6763523
please stop trying to help me, I'm obviously hopeless in love
>>6763565
no thanks I don't want a jesus
>>
>>6763557
I did ask about your hobbies. MMA and rugby. Remember?
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>>6763566

>implying Wiz isn't a loser
>>
>>6763559

GET A REAL BOYFRIEND

ANIME IS NOT REAL

>>6763572

Get hopelessly in love
>>
>>6763573
yeah I expressed my view and went off line after saying it. and that was that for mma and rugby
but seriously who are you if you remembered me?
>>
>>6763553

No, I'm not gay.
>>
>>6763557
I know, I didn't mean to be so negative, it's just this talk brings it out in me too. I just drew myself out of caring about it and for the most part it let's you get by.

Some days you just break down into tears but hey ho.

>>6763553
Gay.
>>
>>6763593

Good lad

Let's have sex
>>
>>6763589
"Why don't you ask about me?"
"I did"
"Oh yeah you did but I went offline straight after"

I'm real fuckin' boring clearly.
>>
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>>6763595

I'm not gay, I'm straight. That means I only have sex with other straight men you doughnut.
>>
>>6763595
I understand, Its good that you can get by day to day with it. but I can't
>>6763604
well looking at it, i said i was going to but then got delayed, we shooted the shit theres a gap in conversation then I go. obviously when asking about hobbies the response is "what are your hobbies?
"this this this"
"..........."
>>
>>6763586
He's not an anime character, he's a guardian spirit and also a cute trap and a furry.
>>
>>6763605
How do you get the straight guys to have sex with you? I've been trying this a lot lately and they always give me the same response of "fuck off you faggot" or they'll hit me. What am I doing wrong?
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>>6763611

>furry

>>6763612

The problem is that you're gay. Like I said, straight men only have sex with other straight men, whereas gays have to fuck eachother. It's the way of things.
>>
>>6763612
you need to tuck your dick between your legs, pout and call them fags and sissies till they pound your back door
>>
>>6763619
>>6763619
>>6763619
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