Gaygen /gg/

>>6758540

haha

hes like... 6 inches? a little bigger than average, anyway.

i tried a huge dick already though, and although it was fun, it was kind of impractical and i think it wouldve gotten annoying with time. i had to do lots of prepping and i bled a little and stuff

i think hes about the perfect size for me desu

>>6758537

ugly is subjective
but yeah, of course you can

>>6758532

i cant deal with the accents

Jesus loves you.

Circé and Slutboi broke up and don't talk anymore.
Circé just uses people.

>>6758557

What other sexual shenanigans have you gotten into since unleashing your inner slut?

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claim your olympic husbando before he's taken!!!

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>>6758584

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>>6758584

I will claim that fat woman that won the bronze just because. She seems friendly.

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>>6758584
HES MINE

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>>6758584

>>6758596

how much can you lift wiz?

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>>6758578

you know about the threesome i think

we tried toys, which was great. he has a little buzzy prostate massager thing that drives me crazy

i tried being tied up, which was fun but also my FWB gives the WORST handjobs so it was also kind of terrible lol. might have to try that again later though.

its his birthday next week so i think he has something special planned for the day after but idk what that is

i also got tested for STIs because im sort of thinking about maybe bringing up barebacking in a few weeks and for that ill need a negative HIV test and stuff. i might not do it though, im sti thinking about it.

>>6758584

DIBS

>>6758573
> getting emotionally abused by circe

Top kuk

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Gonna post more cute boys and cute things in this thread.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471411473032.webm

>>6758610
>DIBS
You can't claim dibs, I ALREADY CLAIMED IMPLIED dibs.

>>6758608

Probably less than feelgood. Although my leg press is still above 450lbs.

>>6758610

You ever going to try topping?

>>6758615
>cute boys
>posts masc

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Vanilla but I'll take him.

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>>6758615
That's a scene from the show btw.

>>6758625
>legpress

Read the sticky

>>6758625
I thought you were dead.

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>>6758584

My guy's cuter and sexier.

>>6758625

i tried literally for literally <10 seconds oncr but it didnt work at all lmao

SP said i might not be used to condoms or something. i do wanna top eventually though, because i know my FWB is verse and I feel bad that i cant help him with that.

>>6758638

we could only be so fortunate

>>6758632
that was the gayest thing ive ever seen

>>6758636

It's tl'dr.

>>6758638

Nah. I just don't post much.

>>6758643

Use those blue pills brah.

>>6758645

Nobody likes a grumpy gus.... faggot.

Hey guys, how can I accept myself and live openly?
I get that I don't have to scream from the rooftops that I'm gay, but I can't live openly. It's really starting to get to me.
I don't know why I'm so scared. And then there's the catch-22 where I'd be more comfortable to be out if I had a boyfriend, but it's difficult to get one when I'm out.
I've known I'm gay for years now and in still not comfortable with being out. What can I do?

>>6758672

You just have too buck up and deal with it lest you want to be closeted till you're like 30 or something.

It's tough i know but it does get better once you can get over the hump.

>>6758672
Quit being such a faggot

>>6758672
Do it like me and create a profile on some decent dating app.
Just chat with guys and maybe you will get together with one.
Don't out yourself to anyone. Just reply if they ask.
Straight people also don't go around telling everyone they like pussy.

You guys would like my bf...

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>>6758671

yeah, i will if things dont just get better with practice

i think viagra is a prescription drug in the uk so ill have to tell my doctor which will be embarassing, but w/e

>>6758672

why dont you wear a little rainbow bracelet?

i come out to new people subtly by just wearing my Pride bracelet from earlier this year and maybe telling gay-related anecdotes if theyre appropriate for the situation.

i also like chatting to girls about hot guys, which is another way of coming out i guess because they normally spread it for me when im not there.

>>6758694

but if nobody knows youre gay, nobody will ever ask you out.

>>6758672

What is there to accept?
Live openly about what?

Don't tell me you believe being gay is something you have to accept.
If you were born gay or were really gay you wouldn't have to accept yourself you wouldn't even be questioning it. You're only questioning it because it's not true.

Being gay is a lie gay people keep telling themselves to make themselves feel better about being possessed by a demon.


Live openly? What the fuck does that even mean? Sounds like a load of bullshit.

You should really pray to Jesus and get over yourself. Don't take any advice of anyone on here they will lead you astray as they want to see you rot in hell for eternity like they will be doing if they don't repent and accept Jesus as their saviour.

>>6758720
>but if nobody knows youre gay, nobody will ever ask you out.
Umm you ask the people on the app to go out???
That's a first step to coming out.

>>6758720

You should do fine. The doctor will probably tell you it's just nerves though.

>>6758718
Nobody cares about your bf booger.

Go live in real life now.

>>6758718
Okay?

>>6758731
I'm not a trip/namefag
Jesus fucking christ
>>6758733
Yes

>>6758728

but nobody who knows him IRL will ask him out

apps are okay, but dating people you actually know is much better i think

>>6758689
Yeah... I think at some point I'm just gonna have to bite the bullet. Thought I'd do it by senior year of highschool but I wasn't ready. Now I'm going into college...

>>6758720
I was actually thinking about this, finding a rainbow bracelet to wear or something similar. Not to overt or anything.

>>6758727
You joke but there was actually a point in time where I tried praying the gay away

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>>6758736
Yes.

So do you guys report these religious posters or what?

It's off topic as fuck and has nothing to do with /lgbt/.

>>6758748
>You joke but there was actually a point in time where I tried praying the gay away

Won't work, i tried it.

>>6758762
Im pretty sure the guy just ban evades.

Guys, I'm too embarrassed to ask someone IRL:
How can I shave my butt/asshole?

>>6758762
Yeah, I did too. I'm over it thankfully
Did you just bite the bullet?

Maybe if I build up some muscle it could help more. I'd probably feel more confident and secure. Just speculation.

>>6758772
>Did you just bite the bullet?

Yep, i realized if i wasn't going to be true to myself i was going to be alone for the rest of my life.

>build up some muscle

Sounds like a plan. I wish you luck.

>>6758770

put a mirror on your bed leaning against the headboard
put a towel down
lie on towel faceup with your butt facing mirror
try and put your legs up as much as you can
using the mirror, carefully shave your butt with an epilator/electric razor

>>6758762

You only became gay become no women wanted you in the first place. Why are you even here?

>>6758797
>lel gold star gay meme

kek you sound like those bitter dykes from lesgen.

>>6758791
hmm do you have a graph?

>>6758762
>Won't work, i tried it.

You have half-assed everything in your life.
I don't think anything has worked for you ever.


Many people have been healed of their homosexual desires all around the world.

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Imagine spending your life shitposting about religion on a gay general thread on an indepedent-Taiwanese meme-manufacturing website.

Absolute melts.

Why are men such garbage?

>>6758823

Why are human garbage?
Has to do with Eve eating the apple and getting Adam to eat it as well. Read Genesis.

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>>6758818

But half-assing everything is fun. :3

>>6758830

>apple

fraud detected

Don't engage with him. Report and hide.

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bleh the thread is lame again. peace out faglords.

>>6758839

Sorry, old habits die hard and such. lol

>>6758818
Tried it. Didn't work. Just made me lose faith and turn atheist.
I'm an honours student, so don't tell me I half-arse everything.

Your system's broken bruh.

> there are people here who don't study the dark arts of inner consciousness

The occults so much cooler.

Ex-Homosexual Testimonies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xNan632w48
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qfp1Ui0qo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT5PzM5hIik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7612rLieX9A

Honestly the easiest way for me to get rid of buttcrack hair is by simply plugging it out

i dont get a lot yet so yeah

>>6758853
first guy still acts like a faggot desu

>>6758846

>prides himself on being an honours student
>says he "tried" to heal his homosexuality but didn't work

You'd have to indicate what exactly you did to try to heal your homosexuality. I doubt you did anything at all and I doubt you ever have had faith in Jesus in the first place.

You see conscious is a spectrum.

There are no levels just plateus from top to sub. The sub does the work while sleeping.

>>6758860

Seems as if you're caught up in some stereotypes gays love to call others.

>he acts different than most straight guys (most of which are sinners and going to hell)
>therefore he must be a faggot

Seriously...grow up.

>>6758876
Faggot.

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These last few posts haven't been about cute boys. Hm...

>>6758888
Witnessed.

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What are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44AnQXPIGSI

>>6758912
>Boy
I feel like a pedophile but I only like guys my age without body/facial hair.

>>6758916
If they're your age, its not really being a paedophile.

One thing I don't get about gays on here is this.
Im straight ive always preffeed chubby women but I don't hate guys that like small and skinny.

Why is there so much fighting between types? Why isn't all gays attractedto everyone like all straights are attraxter to all women.

>>6758934

cba to explain it
think about it logically

think about the audience on a gay general compared to a bunch of straight guys chatting

Isn't it kind of funny how LGBT people want freedom, free speech, equality, and equal rights...
but when it comes to someone not agree with their lifestyle or telling them they should read the bible, pray to Jesus, etc...they become so bitter and want them banned from society!

Is a country without Christianity being the main religion really what you want? Even if that means you're living in utter poverty?


The planet's poorest countries include Ethiopia, Sierra Leone, Afghanistan, Cambodia, Somalia, Nigeria, Pakistan and Mozambique. At least six of the poorest of the poor are countries with a Muslim majority and the others are Buddhist & Roman Catholic. Conclusion: Muslims & Buddhists & Roman Catholic's of the world are among the poorest of the poor.

>>6758934
I think its more just preferences and what you like the most. I like most men desu, just don't extremely hairy people, back hair and the like. But i refer twinks tho.

>>6758956
What's your favorite bible verse?

>>6758978

Be gracious to me, O God, according to Thy lovingkindness; According to the greatness of Thy compassion blot out my transgressions. Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity, And cleanse me from my sin. For I know my transgressions, And my sin is ever before me. Against Thee, Thee only, I have sinned, And done what is evil in Thy sight . . . Behold, Thou dost desire truth in the innermost being, And in the hidden part Thou wilt make me know wisdom. Purify me with hyssop, and I shall be clean; Wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow. Make me to hear joy and gladness, Let the bones which Thou hast broken rejoice. Hide Thy face from my sins, And blot out all my iniquities. Create in me a clean heart, O God, And renew a steadfast spirit within me. Do not cast me away from Thy presence, And do not take Thy Holy Spirit from me. - Psalms 51:1-12

>>6758956

Fuck off will you? Nobody wants to here about this shit dude. You are coming into our zones talking all this crap that has NOTHING to do with us. Stop trying to convert us, if God is real he will deal with us himself not you so piss off.

>>6758956
>Is a country without Christianity being the main religion really what you want?
I already live in one without any dominating religion.
Pretty good being surrounded by people that don't give a shit about stuff that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

>Also, Roman Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity, you pleb

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Can't believe mods are not banning this runt.

>>6758994

LGBT isn't a safezone. Perhaps you should find another forum/board for your discussions?

>>6759021
He's not even that bad just ignore him.

>>6759006
what country do you live in?

roman catholicism has nothing to do with real christianity, it's for plebs

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>>6759021
Has anyone even tried reporting?

>16 unique posters

This is literally the slowest general on /lgbt/.

>>6759049
i'll be your 17th ;)

Testing if this makes it unique

>>6759040

Perhaps you should listen to the doctor of common sense:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehxVDOEgRUw

>>6759064
Phoneposting usually does the trick.

This general sucks.

>>6759083
ikr

Boys Boys Boys by Lady Gaga is literally how I feel. yaaaas slaay

what

I am NOT kidding

>>6759083
>>6759085

It used to be WAY better.

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>>6759083
Yes. Sucks penor.

>>6759087
it was better when maki was still here ;(

>>6759029
Super Ultimate Heathen Island off the coast of France.

>real christianity
>Probably thinks his is the only denomination
The narcissism is strong in this one.

Anyway, I'm going to ignore you now. Enjoy being a repressed fag.

>>6759087
I don't remember that.

I remember sometimes people would play games with me, but that's about it.

>>6759097
What kind of games lad?

>>6759086

Holy Holy Holy by Latria is literally how I feel, yaaaas slayy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdbxSpJn1yQ

>>6759102
Monopoly, scrabble, got Mario Party 2 working once, Worms... Might've been a couple of others.

>>6759091
>maki
>failed tranny chaser
>good

lol

>>6759104
Kekek. Nice one

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>tfw teaching my boyfriend how to be a slut

Wish me luck

>>6759095

83%+ practice Catholicism/Christianity in France.

Don't try to act like you're little island or whatever is any different.

>>6759120
he got me hooked t b h

>>6759115
Sounds comfy desu.

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>>6759123
Good luck!

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>tfw undateable AND unfriendable

omg what am I gonna do?

>>6759123

Why? Don't you fear HIV/AIDS?

>>6759124
Britain...
I was talking about Britain...
It's a highly secular island... off the coast of France...
>inb4 you'll use some poll that pretends the religious opinions of 50+ year olds will be relevant in 20 years

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How do I stop being an attention whore? I want a monogamous bf but I can't help but get jealous constantly when other people are getting attention.

I feel like I would legit stop being an attention whore if I actually got a bf.

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>>6759133

AMBITION

>>6759137

Not an unsafe slut, geeze.

>>6759192
>Safe
>Slut
Pick one

>>6759187
I don't think getting a boyfriend actually changes what you're like, chum.

>>6759202
>I'm an attention whore because I'm trying to put it out there that "I'M GAY PLEASE LOOK AT ME I NEED A BF I'M SO DESPERATE ;_;"
>If I get a bf I'll still be an attention whore
?

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>>6759168

>2011 census

Britain has changed drastically due to the migration crisis. Even Rugby is glad he got away from there.

It's only going to get worse unless more muslims are kicked out and not allowed in.

0. I will find a monogamous boy friend who will never cheat on me because we're in a relationship for the sake of mutual sexual relief for the sake of preventing STD
1. I will never have sex again.
2. I will put a lot of effort into finding a bf but will never find one
3. I'll be in an abusive relationship and get a disease and die.
4. I'll become a slut and get aids and die
5. I'll eventually kill myself due to loneliness
6. I'll never find a bf but be happy with my life anyway.
7. I'll eventually shoot up a place and then kill myself
8. I'll have a couple bf's but never find love
9. I'll settle for a 400lb neckbeard from /r9k/ who'll treat me like subhuman trash
Dubs. I'll be a slut but never get a disease.
Trips. I'll have a healthy relationship with a bf who I actually love.
Quads. I'll have a healthy relationship with a bf who is tall, stronger than me, dominant, and perfect.

>>6759202
Getting a bf always stops me from attention whoring. I just attention whore with them.

>>6759213
no

>>6759207
Yeah. Pretty sure you'll stil want attention.

I guess we'll have to see though. Maybe getting a boyfriend really will solve all your problemos.

>>6759216
Wait. It stops you attention whoring but also you attention whore still? Cmon dude.

>>6759213
Ooh ooh let's find out, here's your you.

>>6759222
FUCK YOU

WHERE IS JANNY WHEN YOU NEED HIM

>>6759213
Eh, can't hurt to roll.

>>6759229

Maybe he's a christian.

>>6759213
55555555

>>6759208
Honestly i hate how Rugby calls himself a "British nationalist" then fauns over America to a cringey extreme, hes probably one of the most Americanised people I've seen.

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>>6759226
>the one tranny on /gg/ gets trips

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>>6759134
tell me why I shouldn't kill myself if I can't make friends and will never have a bf

>>6759236
This seems too real...
At least I saw immunity cat a while back.

>>6759239
FUCK
ITS ALREADY HAPPENING TOO


FUCK EVERYTHING IM GOING TO BURN DOWN /r9k/
I REFUSE THIS PROPHECY
I DENY YOU STARS!

>>6759245
Because when life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make super lemons.

>>6759213
>I will never had sex again.
Hope I roll something else or 4ever virgin.

>>6759213

Tell me my future Senpai.

>>6759253
What's that supposed to mean?

>>6759223
Clownshoes shut up.

I realized a while back that although I can look at naked women all day and imagine sexual encounters as much as I want, I don't get aroused at all, but looking at naked men gets me hard almost immediately. But whenever I try exploring that part of me I end up with overwhelming anxiety and self loathing for like an hour afterward

So I don't know if all this is real or I'm somehow tricking myself into thinking I'm attracted to men and know it on some deep level

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The day I get Rugby's nudes will be the day I ascend.
>jk i'll descend

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>>6759253

I will give you some lemons alright >;3

>>6759120
t. discord group

>>6759293
>implying i would even talk to those loser twinks

lel maki has a nigger nose so he is a 0/10

>>6759274
do you have anymore animal teeth brushing gifs?

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>>6759263
Listen to your heart before you tell me good bye.
>>6759274
k

In other news it's now raining. More at 11.

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>>6759315

I do not sadly

>>6759321

SPEE PLS!

I'm back bitches from a three day ban, oh yes
>>6758532
this show is pretty great

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Average penis sizes. Where are you on the map and do you measure up?

>in centimeters

>>6759333
ew
get banned again plz

>>6759333

wut did you get b& for?

>>6759333
What did you do?

>>6759338
maybe
>>6759340
>>6759348
got bored, posted dick in mtfg. thought it would happen quicker but they kept replying like thirsty hoes. guess it took a while for anyone to report it

>>6759354

*Your* dick?

>>6759337
Dick size is a conspiracy.

>>6759362
why would i post a dick that isn't mine?
i did like all the complements

>>6759213
Rolling for 4

>>6759372
Tories aren't even conservative anymore mate, they're centerist.

AGE POLL: http://www.strawpoll.me/11030320

HOW OLD ARE YOU? If you're over 30 why are you here?

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>>6759370

I just didn't take you for the type, desu
My power to you, i guess.

>>6759372
That's the plainest looking person I've ever seen.

>>6759370
your dick isn't appealing desu

>>6759400
it was to mtf apparently
>>6759390
thanks but it was more teasing

>>6759400
You're just going hard on the shitposts.

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Why can't I have a bf who's 30 years older than me

>>6759395
Naw he looks cute

>>6759420
Because he'll die way before you, leaving you a used, loveless slut with HIV.
How do you keep forgetting this?

>>6759384

kys

>>6759425
Because I'm only attracted to guys who are 10+ years older than me

do gays like flexible men?

>>6759442
what does that even mean

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>>6759442
Anon this question is stupid.

>>6759442

how flexible?

>>6759454

:3

>>6759442
I'm extremely flexible and everyone loves me

>>6759474
>no qt pig bf
Why live?

>>6759427
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11030320

you sound mad, you must be over 30

>>6759500
i want an over 30 bf ;-;

>>6759485

OMFG YOU LIKE PIGS!?

THIS IS GAYGEN, NOT FATTY GEN. YOU MUST LIKE TWINKS OR ELSE!

t. a twig boy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08pCtKeJ7kt

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>>6759521
... It's a no from me

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>>6759521

>tries to impress with a cover song
>thinks someone will praise his voice or skill
>not one poster cares

>>6759521
wtf is this

>>6759474
Why is this so cute?
Why do I want to hug that belly and just fall asleep, lying there face down for a few days?
Anon y u do dis?

>>6759578

See >>6759518

YOU HAVE TO LOVE TWINKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6759586
>twinks
You meant degenerates, right?

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>>6759586
or you can just love everyone
<3

>tfw no beefy rugby bf to love me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qA3F5BZDXb

>>6759586
Twinks are almost women, though (physically).
There's nothing to hug, or press your face into, or rub, or snuggle.
It's just a nothing... It's like lying in bed with a person but that person isn't actually there, just a brittle, cold twig...

>>6759609
>that keyboard smash

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>>6759485
>>6759578
>>6759615
>mfw i can grow my hair out like that

A ginger pig... it's basically a 2d me ;3

>>6759608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h3uai7DGUc
>>6759609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wTTRhjNBsb

>>6759609
Sing a good anthem pal, then maybe we'll talk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD04yHDrvRc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10A6Maj6uo1

>>6759629
gimme

>>6759629
Don't lie to me.
That hairstyle is GOAT.
People can't actually reach a level of hairstyle that perfect, can they?

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>>6759631

lol

>>6759642

n-no

>>6759657

It takes me a while to grow it like that but i have before.

>>6759639
Qtp?

>>6759631

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5DDkaTvhk

>>6759639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pYuAueAL9a

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tbKiiUA6cZ

Hi. Just looking for friends to pray with.

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Americans are mentally ill.

>>6759705

>Americans

Shouldn't that say Homosexuals?

>>6759705
good thing rugby isn't american ;)

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>>6759705

Is this just a general comment or is it gay related?

>posts on 4chan
>thinks he isn't mentally ill as well

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>>6759631
>Gay voice breaks out, even in song

>>6759705
Wasn't homosexuality proven to be a mental illness?
Nothing wrong with that either.

We all know who I'm referring to.
When a person harrases you and keeps knocking on your door to preach to you, they are mentally ill.

They don't understand basic decency, they don't understand stop.

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>>6759718
>mfw all these qt college grills going "oh my gawd i luv your accent xP"

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>>6759731

-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>6759705
who isn't?
>>6759681
that's a weird arnie impersonation

>>6759739

Is someone banging on your back door anon? Perhaps you need to clinch tighter so they can't get in and fuck your shit up.

>>6759743
I find men like my accent more than girls actually, straight ones i mean.

>>6759743

>tfw they find out you're gay and dating a tranny...they will spread it all around the school that you're a faggot

Reminder that no one should ever have to settle.

>>6758914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

What kind of gays are most desperate?
I'm getting desperate myself.
Do poz men have high standards?

>>6759758

Swede isn't a tranny tho.

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>>6759743
Bitches love the accent bro. Slay some college puss bro its one of gods gifts. Tell them you were in a band back in England women will bend over for that rug dick all memes aside bro.

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>>6759745
*unsheathes Kleppe*
Hmph...at last....

>>6759743
They're fag hags, and they're talking about your lisp.

>>6759770
you've missed out ol' wizzy buddy

>>6759770

>swede isn't a tranny

That's like saying you aren't fat wiz.

If it walks like a tranny, talks like a tranny, and dresses like a tranny...

>>6758720
is that special relativity?

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>>6759776
>kleppe

bleh

>>6759780

I don't follow? Did swede take tranny pills or something?

I'm out of the loop with all the gaygen drama nowadays. lol

>>6759791

No one like a grumpy gus... faggot.

>>6759743
fuck me daddy

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>>6758914
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Db7CwKwOd4

>>6759773

this

Rugby will find him the most perfect american girl. Blonde hair, blue eyes, sweet country accent, and a body that will put swedes to shame.

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>>6759731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ty1cfGyrPK
>>6759747
May be weird, but at least someone noticed me.

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>>6759804

Hello cat person.

Any young gay guys(20-25) dated anyone else much older (35-45) ?

What was it like ? Was it different from a normal relationship did he look down on you ?

I showed my brother a pic of a 37 balding guy with a beard I was talking to and he said he looked like a pedo. Will people judged me/us ?

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>>6759806

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>>6759806
she's perfect for him <3

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Is this an okay thing to wear in public on a summer night

>>6759821
ayy bb how u doin
*unzips wallet*

And that's how you get an American woman because they're all gold-digging whores.

>>6759821
>>6759823
Gays have shit tier taste in blonde women.

>>6759826

Yes.. now post more dick or ass or something.

>>6759826

No, that's not an okay thing to wear any night of the week.

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>>6759819
Hello

>>6759826
go back to /mtfg/

>>6759820
>Will people judged me/us ?
I definitely would.
There is definitely no reason to do that unless you have some issues.

>>6759813
holy shit that gif
i didn't mean weird in a bad way, its kinda uncanny valley, ever so slightly off
>>6759820
yeah, I have. it was weird, he was kinda controlling and clingy. very condescending so he did look down on me. I told my friend and he said it was a weird relationship (before i said all the bad stuff, just the ages) so i think people would, depends on how you show your age and the older guy too. if it doesn't look like a huge difference i doubt it

>>6759834
Have some self respect

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>>6759837

Did you ever talk to that gentle giant bottom from grindr again?

>>6759829

>American women are gold-digging whores

You realize America has the most working women than any other country, right... besides maybe slave workers in China.

>>6759829
just unzip your pants
that's how you'll know they're worth it ;)

>>6759849
They're gold-diggers on all fronts lel.

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>>6759845

Fatties don't have that brah. I need to take some tren. :3

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>>6759813
Thank you, that's very kind. Good fortune and prosperity will come your way.

>>6759847
>tfw there will never be sp x veny porn
;_;

>>6759854
Im a musclechub who likes trannies and id still never touch circe the disgusting slut ever.

>>6759854

Get a cellphone, install pokemon and walk bitch. Get addicted to it! Walk 5-10 miles a day.

>>6759849
Driving to work in your ACed car, stopping off at a drive-thru Starbucks to pick up one of your high cal daily doses of soma I mean sugar and caffeine, sitting in a comfy office chatting with your girlfriends about sucking niggerdick on the weekend while Bob slaves away over the paperwork you shift onto him.

Yeah, sounds real difficult.

White western women have life on absolute easymode.

brb cooking tilapia which I've never had before ^_^

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>>6759847
Yeah, we're meeting up tomorrow afternoon(assuming he doesn't flake again)
But I've decided I'm not going to fuck him

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>>6759858

Yeah that is a shame but what can ya do? lol

>>6759862
>im a musclechub

Pics

>>6759869

I don't like it, it's stupid. Question... why do you want me to get /fit/? I mean all that would happen is i come on here post a before and after picture and then get a few (yous).

>>6759873

Oh no. Why did you decide that? Wanted some more friends?

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>>6759887
btw i moved to the USA

am i ameri-kun enough for u? ;3

>>6759895

You seem ameri-kun enough to me.

>>6759887
>tfw wiz will never get dped by his syrup niggers

>>6759820
>20-25
>young
lol

>>6759895

You need to buy some wrangler jeans, boots, a big belt buckle, and a cowboy hat.

>>6759768
pls respond
I've had two poz guys view my profile recently
I need to know if I have a chance if I message them, one of them is pretty hot.

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>>6759869
>tfw finally decided to go exploring my area and visiting poke stops now that I've got a decent data plan
>tfw churches are really creepy at night
>tfw didn't catch many Pokemon despite being out for 2+hours and Pokemon became less frequent as I went further out into the fields

Pokemon go is shit in my area, but I refuse to go into town.

>>6759887
I'm not interested in him like that, he's a wonderful guy but I'm gonna start forcing myself to wait for a guy I'm actually into. Need to treat myself! But I'm hoping we can be good friends and chase dick together

>>6759910
What have you been up to wiz, what's life like for you these days? In general and sexually?

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>>6759911
>Jupp
>top

He can't even reach the top shelf of the fridge without SP picking him up.

wtf is a rugby

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>>6759911

I wouldn't mind being real life friends with them but no sex brah.

>>6759924

Well i hope you do find a dude you like. I remember your picture, you really shouldn't have a problem.

>>6759927
hold me daddy

>>6759931
An Americanised British person.

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Found a video of arthur nory, an olympic gymnast, jacking off on pornhub

>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55c9ebbb69b9d

hottttt

>>6759927
>implying that isn't adorable and doesn't make him perfect

There's this really cute blonde at work. I'm terrible at telling if people are gay but I'm crushing on him so hard right now.

>>6759931
A sport where people grab each others cocks and then kick an egg. Also a poster on here.

>>6759927
Im glad im not the only autist that posts my masc pictures on ftmg asking if I pass

I accidentally outed my lesbo friend today

All of our friends already knew she was bi but I guess she didn't want anyone to know she's interested in this particular girl. I mentioned it in front of our friends and she flipped on me a little.

I was also tired of lesbians getting all the action while I'm forced to live around straight or at least strongly closeted guys

>>6759925

sean pls... I haven't been up to much. my life is pretty much the same, only a few changes but nothing big. Why do you want to know about sexually stuff?

>>6759927

He is talking about venny and sp :P

Although jupp is kewl, he isn't my type.

>Thomas has a podcast called Josh Thomas and Friend, available from iTunes, which features Josh and his comedian friends Melinda Buttle and Tom Ward. In November 2009 a second series of the podcast was released on iTunes, and the first series was deleted. The third series was released in 2011, and the second series was deleted as well.

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>6759927
>implying I was including a manlet in the dp scenario

>Jupp top
L O L

Wiz is stuck in 2014

>>6759842

Other than liking the guy; wanting to learn from him.

>>6759843

That sucks.

>>6759954
Aren't veny and sp bottoms?

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>>6759954
>jupp is kewl
Delete this.

>>6759954
I'm not Sean. I was just wondering how things had been going, considering you left here for some time. Generally life is better away from here for people.

I was curious to know if you'd made any progress in love and relationships while you were gone. Last I knew you had met up with buttslut but nothing came out of it, I think?

Speaking of Sean though, I quite miss him, he made this place pretty fun. Interesting guy to talk to actually.

>>6759931
me
haii

>>6759945
>I'm crushing on him so hard right now.

Did you trip and fall again, you fat cunt?

>>6759948
SWG made me do it

>>6759959
L M A O

>>6759960
The door was kinda small, can't blame him.

>>6759963
>Other than liking the guy; wanting to learn from him.
Learn what? How to be a creepy grandpa? Jesus christ.

>>6759976
Swg rules

>>6759976
>tfw jupp will catch Chad fucking sp and then hang himself
;_;

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>>6759213
here we go

>>6759968
fag here but whose this? they are pretty beautiful.

a random guy on the street just stopped me to ask about the maths i had scrawled on my arm, and then we had a 10min conversation about quantum physics, 80s tv shows and raw eggs

do you think he likes me?

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>>6759939

Looks like he got tricked by a bot run by a gay guy.. sad.

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>>6759992
From my experience, if he walks in it's usually
>O-oh, do you need towels or anything? N-no? Okay, I'll wait outside...

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>>6760000
WOW

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>>6759970
> Last I knew you had met up with buttslut but nothing came out of it, I think?

That guy lives in canada. I'm on the east coast of the US. There is no way in hell i would spend that kind of money to see someone. lol

Yeah muh love life is doing okay.

>>6760000

CHECKED THAT SHIT!

>>6759976
No. But he was mopping the floor so thats a possibility

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You are now picturing pic related fall down the stairs. (The fatso)

You laugh you lose.

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>>6760000
Digits gave me cummies.

>>6760011
Oh wait, I think it was senpai? Jesus, I'm too tired.

Well still, nice to hear you're doing good :3

>>6760000
GAYFACE

>>6760022
Congrats, wizzyslut

>>6760015

didn't they break up and Circe totally banned the fatty from contacting him?

What two trips do you want to see fuck?

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>>6759222
>>6760000
>trips and quads
feels good to be trans desu

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>>6760029

And how about yourself?

>>6760034
>slut

HEY! I have you know that i don't do slutty things. I just hold hands and talk about stars and stuff.

>>6760035
We were never together and unless she was saying she hates me then nah I just haven't been over.

>>6760044
I really like this gif tbqh.

>>6760046
If you don't do slutty things, why are you a slut? Checkmate, wizzarino!

>>6760043
Rugby and Veny

>>6760044

why does she have 3 eyebrows?

>>6760063
same

>>6760066
Why don't you have three eyebrows?

>>6760043
Maki and Hitler.

>>6760046
Same old same old really, nothing too new, just going steady in life right now.

Really just coasting along for the most part, slowly ironing out little things and getting myself into a more settled position.

>>6760078
NO
Maki and me pls

>>6760043
Kr & me, desu.

>>6758584
Tom Daley, the normie pic

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>>6760095

>>6758584
i have too many husbandos tbqh

>>6760043
Annskellington and reddread

>>6760101
actually I take it back cause he's already claimed, who's the other one?

>>6760043

A alternate earth wiz that is a muscle bound hung uncut daddy power top and all the twinks he can get.

>>6760043
niq and myself, but if I can't choose myself soalone

>>6760043
I cannot imagine any of you disgusting fucks rubbing your hideous flesh vessels together without gagging

>>6760117
>alternate earth

Maki pls go.

>>6760111
so just you masturbating?

>>6760125

You guys are no fun. lol

Fine a real answer would be me and venny if we were both single!

Asshat.

>>6760133
I thought you were permabanned

>>6760118
Cmon. I'm a beautiful butterfly.

>>6760139

Lies.. i just wanted to get away for a while. Needed a break.

I know i asked this already in the last thread but what is everyones plans for the weekend.

Even through the darkest days...this fire burns always...

>>6760144
If only, then you might not have so long left to live.

>>6760154
You should see a doctor about that