/gaygen/

rugby is still sexy <3

>>6753222

KR is 5'4" lol

his nude pics are at: kingrice.imgur.com

What happened to all the shitposting that filled our threads the entire summer?

>>6753620
ty

>>6753620
wtf is with his dick

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>>6753620
>that picture with the jacket
Fuck, he's cute

Cooking while naked seems unhygienic.

>>6753677
Naw, it's great.

I like to cook bacon naked. Sort of a pleasure/pain thing.

>>6753677
he should really wear an apron

that's my fetish

>>6753683
So what you're saying is you want to give yourself grease burns.

Probably not the best idea, to be honest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg

Also ask me anything, a gayer in the UK.

>>6753692
did you vote for brexit

>>6753677
How so? You do everything in the kitchen with your hands, if your hands are clean it makes no difference if you're naked or not

>>6753687
Just like in my animus.

>>6753692
A gayer? Is that one step beyond being gay? Like a super saiyan.

>>6753698
Nah, normal people jizz everywhere constantly.

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>>6753677
I'm sure there are plenty of more unhygienic things I'd be doing with a guy like that besides letting him cook my food while naked

>>6753646
looks like a bretty good benis

>>6753701
Doubt it.

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>>6753705
You underestimate me

>>6753700
what anime has men naked except for an apron?

free doesn't count, no bare butts

>zombii clownshoes episode

Weeew i almost fell asleep goodnight everyone

>>6753568
I did, unfortunately, I've developed high blood pressure due to stress and eating a lot of salty foods.

This sucks, but my blood pressure has dropped some

>>6753715
All of them if you imagine hard enough.

>>6753646
Tight foreskin.

>>6753677
As long as you don't somehow piss in the food I don't see it being that bad.

>>6753715
Food wars

>>6753744
You saying you don't habitually pee in your food?

>>6753757
I haven't pissed in my shreddies for some time now as a matter of fact.

>>6753762
Doubt it.

Clownshoes post a picture or you will forever be known as one of those trips like senpai that nobody respects. Here all day everyday without even one picture.

I kind of want to watch my future boyfriend have sex with other men in front of me.
What is wrong with me?

>>6753728
>unfortunately
How's that unfortunate?

There's got to be some veggies you like

Have you tried steamed carrots? Fresh peas? I know you like tomatoes at least in a hamburger

>>6753785
You're a female in the mind.
You probably like super masc men also.

>>6753802
Since when do women like that?
I do like masc men.

I was on facebook for the first time in months today.
Anyone else look 10x better in pics that other people take then in selfies?

>>6753688
Yeah. It's petty great.
Sort of like hot wax, but you also get to eat bacon.

>>6753620

so cute

I'd still do some big brother themed bedtime snuggling and nuzzle into his back to feel his body heat through his pyjamas tbphwyf

if you really are that height KR how well are you able to get your feet on the ground when sitting a 125? what about 500c 4bangers?

>>6753805
Women like men that other women want.
They secretly like that shit.

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>>6753568
>my new bf looks like a greek god minus the small penis
>he's kind and loyal
>also kind of inexperienced
>hasn't dated much because he has some burn scars on his face and he says they make him ugly
>imagine a model with some red scarring on one side of his face

What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>6753816
I'm alright on 125s and the likes, I wouldn't be able to get my feet on the floor if I were to ride a dirt bike though.

I've ridden a Thundercat 600 and a gsx600f, also a BMW 1000. I was fine on those really, the Thundercat is a racebike so its very low anyway, the BMW I could barely touch the floor but it had good weight balance.

My favourite one was the gsx, even though I couldn't really reach the gear lever, though all my mates who rode it had the same issue.

I didn't get to go far on the Thundercat and I'm glad I didn't, that thing was insane, when I was on the back of it and my friend full throttled it you could barely hold on, its awful scary. I dislike being on the back of bikes, can't stand it.

I'm more happy with little bikes anyway, big bikes are a rush but that's all they do, you soon get quite bored of it, there is always power there when you want it. On little bikes you have to ring their necks to get up to speed and then its constant gear rowing to keep it in the powerband.

>>6753895
>What the fuck is wrong with people?
ikr
>dating burn victims
How desperate do you have to be

>>6753895
Sounds like you got lucky. lol
Just because someone is attractive doesn't mean they feel attractive.

Also:Pics?

>>6753911
>How desperate do you have to be

If someone had told me that desperation got you guys like him, I would've done it ages ago senpai.

>>6753788
It's unfortunate that I have to eat salads. As it is I'm vegan, but I love salty foods, especially when they're sauteed. My diet is already restrictive, and now I have to restrict it even more. I really really really hate salads.

>>6753936
>I only eat food I hate because I want to be a trendy vegan

>>6753984
>tfw can't swallow because it's not vegan

>>6753911
> not liking and falling for handicapped people

That's the difference between men and women really is that men will love things like that.

>>6753984
what part of I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE do you not understand? My doctor forbade me from using oils and salts. I literally can't cook anything.

>>6753995
I don't understand the blood pressure part. How does that work. Explain in detaIl.

>>6753568
>Vegetarian
>Getting my 10-a-day without even trying
>Still get to eat pizza 'n' fried shit
Life's good senpai.

>>6754002
Just how fat are you?

>>6754035
Ten a day? You must be tired.

>>6753996
I mean I felt like my post was pretty obviously a joke but I don't really get what you're saying

anyone else ever wonder if they're not attracted to women because on some deep level they're not allowing themselves to be?

>>6754051
why would you not allow yourself to be attracted to women?

>>6754056
i dunno

maybe i was so worried about getting inappropriate boners when i was a kid that i somehow completely walled off any possibility of being aroused by women

>>6754042
I usually can tell when you're joking...I thought you were serious my mistake.

I was just complaining that all women are garbage and you sounded very female with that statement young man.

I hate women.

>>6754041
It's easy. Minimal effort below:
>Homemade smoothie with breakfast = 4
>Fruit with lunch = 2
>Vegetarian snacks = 1
>Vegetables with dinner = 2/3
>Cup of fruit juice or more smoothie if needed = 1

How do people find this difficult?

>eating breakfast
I hope you fatasses seriously don't do this.

>>6754080
I'm actually trying to force myself to a bit of breakfast instead of nothing but coffee and cigarettes.

Fit can't answer this

How many calories does lifting burn anyway?

>>6754067
I meant a sex joke. Ten a day. Tired. Good one, right?

>>6754080
>Morning burst of energy
>Tastes good
>Keeps me healthy
>Mental stimulation
>Helps to maintain my cuddly bear belly
Why wouldn't you?

>>6754095
O-
Ooooohhhh...

Sorry, it's late and I'm kind of drunk.

>>6754105
will you be my cuddly bear? <3

>>6754080

I've been eating such garbage for breakfast since I moved.
Well, half garbage, the other half oats and veggies and fruits.
I had a zebra cake and some tofu for breakfast.

>>6754105

>Helps to maintain my cuddly bear belly

best use of any and every meal, desu

>>6754105
post bear belly

>>6754091
at least 9.81N/kg * weight in kg * vertical lifting distance in m * repeats * 0.00023900573613767 kcal

>>6754125
seconded

>>6754091
a single 100 kg clean and jerk would be in the range of 3-5 calories

calories expended is a horrible thing to try to calculate but you can figure out an absolute minimum by just figuring out the energy requirement to move however much weight you're moving, however high in the air you move it.

>>6754125
>>6754131
N-no... Too lewd desu.
Nobody's ever seen it before except for me (and those pervs that try to look through the gap in your shirt on the beach).

>>6754080
>tfw I haven't actually been eating proper breakfast recently because my fucked up sleep schedule makes it so when I wake up dinner is ready

Need to get back onto having cornflakes or porridge in the morning

>>6754146
can i be the first other to see it :3c

>>6754065
>I usually can tell when you're joking...
most can't
If I'm being meant there is usually at least a bit of sarcasm in there

And if I'm a young man by your standards, how old are you?

>>6753744
Sometimes i start cooking nude and then get scared of something hot getting on my dick and burning me and then i put clothes on.

>>6754091
Very little. If you burned more then 100 callories lifting for an hour I'd be impressed.

More if you do circuit training stuff.

You're better off just cutting the calories from your diet. Or if you're a fatty boomblatty who can't put the fork down, cardio is better for burning calories.

>>6753911
K like i would date Ryan Reynolds if he had the deadpool burns for real.

>>6754177
Alternatively, lift and don't cut calories, then get the sexy muscle-chub body of your dreams.

>>6754182
they're an improvement in that case though

>>6754182
gross
Imagine what his dick would look like

>>6754199
Maybe just the face burns. I wasn't thinking about the rest lol.

>>6754209
Yeah his entire body is like that
Head to toe

But tbf I have a pretty distinct and noticeable scar on my stomach
I can't judge too much on the matter

>>6754224

>Yeah his entire body is like that
>Head to toe

Boner, why
what's wrong with me

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=syGgYPue3Vs

>tfw no bf to dance with

Actually using my trip again went well.
I guess I'll start using it again.
Can you guys please start bombarding me with insults it feels weird that people actually wanted to more than shit post last thread.

>>6754168
Honestly I'm just being autistic as always.

You ok lately? You seem more stressed.

>>6754252
Burn me daddy.

>>6754278

>daddy

Do you know who you're talking to

>>6754282
Not really

>>6754284
I can tell you from experience they are the farthest thing from a daddy.

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Rare slutdaddy

>>6754266
You're a fun poster and I enjoy reading what you have to say
I'm happy you're here
Nice dubs

>>6754294
>>6754284

: p

>>6754307

: >

>>6754305
I love how Circe flawlessly captures your eye in this photo.

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>>6754307
I never left. I just went anon.
Then I saw one of my better pics posted last thread and was like pic related

>>6754341
>yfw slutboi was the one responsible for all the shitposting this summer as revenge

>>6754339
It doesn't do that unless I'm not looking at the camera....
I worked with a girl who has an eye like that and I couldn't figure out which one to look at.

>>6754366

Circe you have a crush.

>>6754376
>She's probably taller than me. Feels bad.
If i'm 5'8 am I a manlet?

>>6754386
Anyone over 5'7'' is too tall and should be put down. Just saying.

What's up homos

>>6754394
I wish I was shorter than I am now that I'm actually to get fit.
I just wanna look cute for some guy at the gym.....

>>6754188
Good to know if i get fat and gross, I'll still have options.

>>6754395
Hey bb.
Get that powerlifter dick yet?

>>6754413
Or you can pick up a guy who like muscle and musclechub and you'll be set no matter what happens

remember to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/11023254

>>6754432
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11023254
What the fuck is a syrup nigger?

>>6754450
canadian

>>6754450
ever heard of google m8 :^)

>>6754400
Just cut off your feet. Problem solved.

>>6754450
Watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRYmqAyNMj8

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>>6754452
I don't use google

>>6754463
then use duckduckgo
fucker

>>6754376

Oh no.

>>6754386

I'm 5'8.5" and you're shorter than me than just a half inch.
you're a wee bab

>>6754420
Wait what powerlifter?
There is no powerlifter.
I wish there was a powerlifter.

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>>6754458
Then I'll look like Yagrum Bagarn.
Weirdly enough he looks like fucking boogie2988.
>>6754470
Oh lord. I'm 5'6

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>Slutboi is back from the dead
What a horrible start to my day.

>>6754478
Why is your name slutboi? Honestly

>>6754394
>tfw will never again be short enough that the world seems like a big place
>tfw will never be so short that everyone else seems tall in comparison
>forever a lanky skeleton

Midgets have it easy

>>6754463
you're /g/ay?
post keyboard pls

>>6754489
Naw man slutboi rules. Better than clownshoes.

>>6754499
Upset you didn't get the name yourself?

>>6754423
I need a feeder bf for bulking cycles. lol

>>6754476
I must be misremembering.
I thought there was a lifting buddy you were going to roid with and shag.

>>6754516
I am not a slut. I am an angel.

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>>6754499
Well it was going to be something like Agamemnon but I didn't want to be one of those trips on /g/ that just act like they're smarter than everyone else. Plus at the time my friend had died so I used grindr to cope by sleeping with a ton of people. So it was a weird joke really. I didn't think I'd post with it as much as I did.
>>6754505
I like the fuck out of chiclet keyboards but the mouse sucks

>>6754519
I don't lift with people.
Oh and that guy turned out to me weird. He used to be some crazy gamer and finally started going out at age 33. He acted, no lie, like a little kid making weird sounds all the time.
He texted me "*bite [Insert my name]*"
And I'm like wtf no

>>6754523
"In the land of Gods and Monsters
I was an Angel
Looking to get fucked hard" - Lana Del Reyvolver

>>6754534
Disappointing, I can't get hard without the sound of genuine Cherry Blues

>>6754534
why are you such a neckbeard

>>6754504
Are you calling me a midget, you whore?

>>6754545
Are you calling me a bore, you midget? I can't quite hear you from down there.

>be insurance assistant
>process claims today
>do mostly work injury cases so there's lots of Latino people filling claims for manual labor
>The claimant is a 54 year old mexican woman working as a receptionist, nothing outstanding
>Look at the employer
>Andrew Christian
>Name is familiar
>Remember it's that gay whore clothes brand

Why would they have an old woman be their receptionist.

>>6754534
I see.

>>6754541
I'd like to get fucked hard, but while in a monogamous relationship. You were in the previous thread, you know what I want.

>>6754545
Are you under 5 feet tall?

>>6754536
Damn.
I was super stoked for you.
I was going to try and bug you into doing it on cam so I could watch. lol

>>6754552
You. Complete. Slag.

>>6754556
No. He's saying anyone 5'6'' is a midget.

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>>6754557
>. lol

>>6754554
I'm thinking about going to the Andrew Christian store in WeHo and buying some more undies.

>>6754557
I'd do anything for you and to you..but you know that.

>>6754564
I just asked one question that required a yes or no. I don't need a story. Not only are you you a midget, you're also retarded.

>>6754568
I guess you're still mad I have no idea who you are. Pretty sad, bro.

>>6754564
How fucking dare you. Do you know who I am? You're small time, kiddo. Run along back to the shire before you get yourself hurt.

You'll never be a tall majestic Elf like me.

>>6754575
Not at all, I know you know who I am. Xoxo

You can't block me out like some childhood traumatic event.

>>6754581

I got called an elf the other day
It made me consider getting pointed ears.
I don't think i'm getting pointy ears, tho
Unless i can also get them elongated.
I think i'd rather be an orc, tho

>>6754554
>Old women in dildo factory.jpg
How does a receptionist for Andrew Christian get injured on the job anyway? Did she try to put on one of their jocks or something?

>>6754586
>I think i'd rather be an orc
Best taste

>>6754567
lololololoololooooool

>>6754568
Anything?
(You can't see it but quirking my eyebrow.)

>>6754586
>tfw have slightly pointed small ears
>mum used to call them pixie ears when I was a baby

Pixies are gross. I'm an elf

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He's single again.
Are you beefy enough to be Dominik's husbear? (he's a bottom)

>>6754584
Literally no idea. You said you were a stripper or something in your recent posts. That is the sum total of my knowledge.

Do you naturally assume everyone knows who you are? Cmon now.

>>6754581
Dunno about that one.

>>6754595
I could shove my cock so deep in him he'd feel it in his stomach

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>>6754592
Don't fuck with me, crip dick.

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>>6754586
Kind of small and feminine to be an orc.
Time to bulk up.

>>6754586
Depends on what kind of orc. Orcs from the Elder Scrolls are pretty hot sometimes.
>>6754543
Because after the bi polar made me go crazy I became a shut in. I was a really slutty twink in high school.

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>get horny
>want to get fucked by a bunch of strangers
>preferably at once
>cum
>instantly disgusted by everyone and everything
fuck this
how do you cope, just fap whenever you get horny? i wanna form a meaningful relationship dammit

>>6754592
Yeah so send me a pic of your dick. Skype right meow. A recent one

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>>6754604
Why can't they be a hybrid?

>>6754610
Post pics of you as a twink

>>6754621
I'll look for one.

>>6754602
Take it easy big guy.
I-I w-was just kidding.

>>6754616
So demanding.

>>6754617
>female orcs
Do you even 40k?

>>6754637
You better post it!

>>6754617
He'd never be big enough to even be that

>>6754640
No I don't partake in trash. Warcraft is ok, but nothing beats the Elder Scrolls.

>>6754640
Stop pretending like you aren't going to send me a picture..and as I type this I get the notification that you've sent and pic. Thank you Sir.

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I haven't had a crush on a guy in almost 2 years. It feels good to be texting my big dicked terrorist.

who's hotter
ann or red

>>6754662
Idk who anne is, coulter? Red has an awesome body, but shitty hair

>>6754659
Who the fuck are you texting? The bulldozer of Falujah?

>>6754662
RedDaddyRevolver obviously

>>6754667
he cut his hair
looks good

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>>6754667
I bet Ann Coulter could beat Dusty Daddy in a fight.

>>6754640
40k orcs are worst orcs.
Actually no, I forgot Tolkien orcs exist. Tolkien orcs are worst, followed by 40k.

>>6754672
Hitler.
Red is black and masc. Why do you like him so much im genuninely curious.

>>6754678
He's not black
And I'm like plenty of masc guys
Just because I like to fuck twinks doesn't mean I hate all masc guys inherently

>>6754670
Some guy I met on campus through scruff

>>6754604

I guess i'm eating a second helping of tofu tonight

>>6754643

I could get big if i wanted
probably
I don't think XXY syndrome gives me THAT low of a T level.

>>6754662
Ann is a beautiful man. I'm not happy that he is so far away.

>>6754672
<3

>>6754678
I'm not black. Not That there's anything wrong with that.

>>6754693
Nice. I wish I had enough money to go back to school.
I found my new boss on grindr and he flirted with me, but I'm like in no way into him.

How do I avoid having cum in my mouth after hooking up with a guy? He likes to swap oral, but I really have an aversion to tasting cum.

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>>6754696
>Not That there's anything wrong with that.
let's not be hasty now...

>>6754705
>new boss on grindr
>flirted with me
I need a story desu

>>6754708
Now now bb be nice.
That post was a Seinfeld reference anyway.
Also skype, tell me your real name. I'm just curious

>>6754713
I found my financial advisor at school on my grindr
Blocked him right away hoping he didn't see my profile

Could be bad if he messaged me and I ignored him since he has all of my financial and other important information

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>>6754667
This faggot

>>6754696
Daw. Thanks bb.

Would you join a fascist governmental take-over if you could guarantee a special concession in their traditional ordered society? Like you were basically a special 'fuccboi' corps busting down dyke doors and confiscating the flesh nests from their free thought and breeder denying?

>>6754713
So a couple of days ago at my new job I was on my lunch break. I decided to get on grindr since I use it more as a gaydar than for anything else. (I use a4a for hook ups now) and this guy on their looks really familiar and it says 1 foot away. So I'm like 'lol wtf he must be shopping." I go back into clock in and my manager introduces me to the regional manager and the fucker I was just looking at on grindr shook my hand.

>>6754732
Is he hot

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>>6753568

serious question ...

why are homosexuals more predisposed to having mental disorders?

statistically, homosexuals are 2-3 folds more likely to manifest mood disorders, anxiety disorders, and substance abuse disorders than heterosexuals, and about 7-times more likely to manifest bipolar disorder and about 6-times more likely to manifest OCD symptoms

do gay men get hard at straight porn? If so do they avoid watching it so they can't taint their gayness?

excuse the really shitty question

>>6754738
only if the guy is hot

>>6754731
>Like you were basically a special 'fuccboi' corps busting down dyke doors and confiscating the flesh nests from their free thought and breeder denying
Does this actually mean anything or am I just too drunk and tired to understand it?

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>>6754721
His real name is Shitler [censored]adopoulos.

>>6754738
The moans of a woman really kills the boner, so no.

>>6754744
true

>>6754743
He jokingly guessed papalaponamolis as my last name
so pretty close

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>>6754744
That must be why you're forced to bottom with Juppy.

>>6754728
Is that Las vegas? New York new york?

>>6754741
You go out and arrest dykes for wasting healthy wombs that could raise much-needed soldiers, and take them in for reeducation and breeding.

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>>6754736
He's not my type.
>>6754738
Sometimes when I'm bored I lurk the webm threads on /b/. I don't get hard, but sometimes imagine myself getting fucking in the positions.

>>6754765
he's not too bad t b h

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>>6754755

>>6754767
That pic doesn't make him look at huge as he really is.

>>6754738
I can't remember the productions name but there is a company that makes straight porn for gay men where they focus on the dudes.

>>6754765
Fucking gross

>>6754776
in a good way?

>>6754738
It depends.
Usually no. Straight men tend to be extremely boring in porn, and the camera almost exclusively focuses on the woman anyway.
There are rare exceptions however. One example is Galianbeast on tumblr. He makes SFM porn and originally did purely hetero content. He got so popular with gay fans though that they've started commissioning him to do gay stuff on occasion. I'm a big fan of both his straight stuff and his gay stuff.

>>6754738
I don't watch it. It grosses me out quite honestly. I don't have the same aversion to lesbian porn either. The whole male + female pairing grosses me out pretty much. My gay brain can't comprehend that.

>>6754785
No. It looks like he should be on my 600lb life on tlc.

A guy just came inside me and left. Same guy did the same thing last year. Nobody else has fucked me this year.

Gimme a quick and complete list of all the STD's I've exposed myself to.

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>>6754800
All of them.

>>6754792
>slutboi feeling superior to overweight people

>>6754800
Potentially all of them. Chances are he had plenty of bareback sex during the time you haven't seen him.

>>6754800
>>6754806
Beat me to it.

Realest motherfucker on youtube all memes aside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4XAvSWtVV8

>>6754806
did you remember to cum inside samurbi's bearpussy today

>>6754756
Yup. I'm building up all my winnings. Like $40.

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>>6754864
My family planned on going to Las Vegas for my 21 st birthday. Since I'm the youngest all my other siblings would have came with me, but grandma's lung cancer advanced to a critical state and my 21st birthday was spent alone in my room with a bottle of Warsteiner dunkel watching adultswim on cartoon network.

>>6754882
Snap. I watched cartoons alone in my room for my 21st too.

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>>6754882

>>6754890
I'm not 21 yet, but I'm 95% sure I'm not going to remember my 21st birthday.

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>>6754890
I still haven't been to Las Vegas yet.

>>6754882
Sounds like a party to me.

It's was pretty fun. Didn't get to do much was on a road trip with my sister.

>>6754900
And I still haven't kissed anyone. Or been awarded a Nobel Prize. Or got all the stars in Mario 64.

And I mean, if you want to lose a bunch of money you could just flush it down the toilet.

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>>6754800

This is the guy, for what it's worth. He has a boyfriend (I've seen them in pictures before) so he makes a new blank Grindr account every week, seemingly only to hit me up given that he goes offline and stays that way after. He's been very patient with me, even when I denied him once due to feeling uncomfortable about the infidelity thing, and is just overall chill.

He seems to hate condoms. I asked him to bring some, and he did, but he asked in the heat of it if he could enter me first and then put one on, and I know that's dumb and an obvious trick but I told him he didn't need one if he swore he was clean, and he did. I'm still waiting for his cum to drip out. He left his condoms here, and I pointed that out to him before he left, but he said I could keep them because he would just throw them away anyway.

I don't think I'll bother having sex for another year at least. My videogames are more interesting than casual faggotry. I topped a few times this year, protected, and I do love the way their eyes roll up and waves of pain wrack their face, and I wonder what it looks like when I do that.

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>>6754916
You haven't even gotten all the stars in Mario 64 what are you a noob? You're pathetic.

>>6754900
It probably sucks anyway tbqh

You should go somewhere fun, like Annapurna.

>>6754929
I was 7 when that game came out, man. Give me a break.

>>6754924
>that aids face

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>>6754924

Here's the rest of his cringeworthy / adorable tattoos.

>>6754937
>aids robot

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>>6754937

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>>6754933
You mean to tell me after 20 years since the game was released you still haven't collected all the stars?

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>>6754924
>Heart containers not full
Makes me think.

>>6754943
I've been busy yanking it mostly.

>>6754937
>that keyhole
That's from fucking Kingdom Hearts holy shit. I can't remember where it's from but I KNOW it's from one of the really cringeworthy parts too.
What the fuck man who gets a tattoo of that shit? $50 says his favorite character is either Riku, Ansem, or one of the edgy Organization 13 members like Marluxia or Saix.

How big is too big for you, gays?

>>6754977
If it fits I sits

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>>6754937

These are cooler.

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>>6754974
There is literally nothing wrong with Kingdom Hearts.
https://youtu.be/Nr0ntJ-La5U?t=48s

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>>6754985
Check these sick tats bruh

>>6754993
Edgy.

>>6754959
And you call yourself a gaymer.

>>6754977
Well I've been fucked exactly twice.
The first time the guy was about 4 inches, and it was extremely painful and not enjoyable at all because we were poorly positioned and not lubed well enough.
The second time, the guy was at least 8 inches, and somehow I didn't even feel it. I was so stupid I actually asked him if he was in yet without realizing how rude that sounded, and he got really offended.
If I hadn't found out after the fact that he was cheating on his wife, I actually would have felt terrible for unintentionally insulting him like that.

So size doesn't matter it seems, because either way I won't feel anything.

>>6754985
>>6754937
>>6754924
>>6754993
It's been proven that more than 90% of inked gay men have HIV

>>6755004
I don't
I am the 10%

>>6754985
>>6754985
Those seem like not gay tats to me. Does that make me homo?

>>6754993
>tattoo of Brimstone.

it looks cool, but y tho?

>>6755004
Seems legit.

>>6754997
I do? Damn. Guess I'm a fraud.

>>6755005
That's it keep lying to yourself and others tainted slag.

>>6754989
There's nothing wrong with KH.
There is everything wrong with getting a KH tattoo.
I mean you might be able to get away with one of those crowns, but anything else is just a terrible idea.

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>>6755007
It's actually a reference to his favorite video game franchise, Bloodrayne.

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>>6755008
Obviously

What is gaygen listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_MmVVx13eg

>>6755012
decent taste.

The first game was pretty weird.

>>6755017
Cartoon movie songs like a faget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp5VsqVOu5s

>>6755032
Um okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsQQgbKkjc

>>6755041
What's 'um okay' about that? Cmon. Prince of Egypt was a cool movie.

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>>6755044
It was okay, but people are obsessed with it way too much because "muh bibles"

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>>6755017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7SChaB8UMc

>>6755051
Can I suck your dick

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>>6755060
Nein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQqpMukDSP4

>>6755051
I'm just watching a Youtube video here, mang. Youtube playlist is now playing one from Treasure Planet, doesn't mean I'm obsessed with space pirates either.

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>>6755059
I always think of Futurama when ever I hear Beck's voice, don't you?

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>>6755069

>>6755073
If you say so.

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>>6755071
No.

>>6755082
k

Do you have a qt Australian accent bully-kun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9CBnBJ2ZrA

>>6755067
Why the fuck not

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>>6755084
I have an Australian accent, as is tradition of people in my land.
Mexiclean once said I sound like a male Daria.

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>>6755088
Only my husband can have sex with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUg9E41ImzY

>>6755093
But, your dick is so suckable...

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>>6755095
k. thanks. bye.

where is the new gg tinychat room? this one never has any people in it anymore and I was wondering where they all went instead

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>>6755098
>5'3

>Tfw straight
>Tfw dream about kr rubbing my body and playing with my cute penis and saying inspiring things to make me feel good about myself.

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This is what your movement has become.

>>6755209
hi daddy

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>>6755209

>6'1"

>>6755214
That individual has unfortunate skin.

>>6755211
no straight guy would ever call his penis cute

>>6755214

What's the problem? There's nothing wrong with nudity

>>6755228
he should not be allowed to be nude. ever

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>>6755209
Please get your facts straight.

>>6755240
>>6755228
Yeah, if you think about it only good-looking, fit people should be allowed to be naked. It's in everyone's best interests.

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>>6755224
>>6755228

>(((CULTURAL DIVERSITY)))

>>6755225
But its small and cute.

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>>6755223
>Senpai !A5XcGnQtZI

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>>6755224
>>6755228

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>>6755224
>>6755228
>>6755246
>>6755280

>>6755278

I am happy and Canadian so that is an accurate picture

It's ok to be 6'1" because you're just a cute little girl anyway

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>>6755224
>>6755228
>>6755246
>>6755280
>>6755291

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>>6755294

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>>6755214
>>6755224
>>6755228
>>6755246
>>6755280
>>6755291
>>6755296

>>6755300
notice me daddy

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>>6755214
>>6755224
>>6755228
>>6755246
>>6755280
>>6755291
>>6755296
>>6755303

Help gaygen!

So me and this guy have a date coming up on Sunday, but we made those plans way on Monday. Should I text him tonight to sort of re-confirm the date, because it's been a while, or should I just wait until the day before?

>>6755321
Reconfirm and chat. People are flaky cunts.

Anyone dated a black guy as a white ? What was it like ?

No pol or meme answer pls

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When you've had so many failures trying to find a guy to have a healthy relationship that you start to get tempted into slutting yourself, crying because you don't want to devolve that far, and then get extremely angry at how you've done nothing to deserve this, and then you listen to music and get high and all your problems slip away, and then the next day you're blissful and happy like nothing happened.

>>6755426
Honestly the main reason I kept going is gone now. Now I just plan to AIDS myself and die by 40.
Maybe I'll find a new one though.

>>6755383
Never dated but I'm ashamed to admit that it was the most fun sex I've ever had.

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>>6754882
>I haven't celebrated a birthday since I turned 13 or 14
>don't really celebrate holidays that much, I do something for Christmas some years but that's it

>>6754882
That's actually pretty comfy. Some of my coziest memories are watching [adult swim] by myself.

>>6755383
kind of like dating a white guy desu

>>6755437
why ashamed? black guy was my best sex too but that was more because he was experienced and caring than black

>>6755550
I'm ashamed because I purely like white dudes and don't want to be a coalburner.

Also sex with him was only fun because he was rough, demeaning, and lasted a long fucking time.

>>6753784
pictures aren't everything, pal
>>6754394
agreed
>>6755245
:)

>>6753784
I post pictures nonstop and nobody respects me
explain that, pal

>>6755619
It's because you're fake

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>>6755635
Can confirm, Shitler is actually my uncanny valley fuck toy.

>>6755635
>>6755640
How dare you
I am at least 75% real/natural

>>6755583
girl you're holding yourself back

>>6755649
nah, only white guys are hot
>can confirm 2000%

>>6755640
Jesus, what have they done to themselves?!

>>6755657
>americans think there's something wrong with chubby guys

>>6755647
What's the other 25%? Some sort of high elasticity polymer?

>>6755670
there's nothing wrong with chubby guys <3

>>6755672
clear scotchtape that keeps his home ffs together
that why he'd die if he got wet

>>6755670
They're too skinny!

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>>6755690
BACK THE FUCK OFF??!??!??

>>6755690
>americans think >>6755699 is too skinny
just admit you're straight, faggot

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>>6755699
>skeleton

>>6755699
Oh, dear god...
Why are you torturing this young boy?!

new thread ?

>>6755800
ye

>>6755800
>>6755805
Nah. Let this be our grave.

>>6755810
All memes aside you are such a cuck. You wont post one picture and you're here all day and can't even post a new thread.

>>6755837
New threads take a lot of effort to post, you have to come up with a topic and then find a picture relating to that. Then you have to click the captcha button, ugh.

>>6755810
suicide pact ?

>>6755885
Nah.

>>6755889
why not ?

>>6755873
and then what if someone else posts at the same time? i dont want to embarrass anyone that early in a thread

>>6755891
Seems like a bad plan.

>>6755898
That's the worst scenario, then you have to compete with another thread and hope yours gets more posts. Truly, making threads is a punishment worse than death.

>>6755917
what you gonna do then, live till your old and lonely?

>>6755942
*you're

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>>6755942
I'm gonna do the best I can

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>>6755945
no one cares about grammar desu

>>6755942
Get a motorbike, the statistics are in your favour then!