/gg/ - Gay General - Rugby Edition

Zombii is my tripfu

>>6749402
>Manlet failed transgirl as the OP for a general about men who like men

It's funny how I always wanted a bf and the dream came true by just myself out there for 3 days.

Men are pretty straightforward when it comes to dating.

>>6749425
spooky

>>6749402
fat faggot lol

>>6749427
Most men are spooky indeed.

>>6749427
I'm pretty spooky if I do say so myself

If a guy you've been seeing for three weeks said this:
>can I be frank? I don't care about your job or school. I only care about the time you are or aren't going to make for us.

What would you think? Like if this person even told you they care about you before saying that. Would you think that person actually cared for you?

>>6749443
He's an asshole

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Hmm

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Reds better imo

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>>6749443
You deserve better, Dusty Daddy.

>>6749443

sounds like a bit of a twat

but if the dick is good...

>>6749457
>>6749463
>shitskin
yeah no ty beaners aren't attractive

>>6749450
Right??
I even asked about monogamy and he said its, "not in his science."

>>6749457
>>6749463
Oh hey its me! And better then what anon?
>>6749464
Ty you bully <3

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>>6749475
He's 200% white. He just has a glandular problem, you asshole.

>>6749470
>but if the dick is good...
Whore
>>6749476
>not getting a marriage proposal after just 2 days of chatting over the internet
I'm envious of you

>>6749425
That's wonderful anon

>>6749443
"Do they actually care about me as a person or just the idea of me" would be my first thought. If they really cared about you they would care about your job or school because in the end it's something necessary for you to either live, be happy or build a career. The fact they don't suggests they're ultimately looking at it from a selfish perspective about what benefits them, and the you they claim to care about is probably just a object or tool they enjoy having, not a person with their own needs or life.

>>6749470
Get this, no meme intended he has low test and can't get his 8" hard all the time. That's not why I broke it off though. He's all holier than thou

>>6749443
if in public: make a very loud scene about how he's selfish, knocking things over as i leave
in private: politely ask him to leave, and then have my tantrum here

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Ann

>>6749496
ew

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Skellington

Had a date w a cute bear and went back to his place n got lewd and he tried to get me to fuck him bareback

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>6749476

>not in his science

who tf talks like that

>>6749496
>>6749504
looks pretty normal, not my type though

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...

>>6749483
Right on the button zombii

>>6749508
I know right??

>>6749517
>Right on the button zombii
>This board has become so cancerous that anyone who doesn't use a trip has to become one

You really don't know me and I don't wanna start namefagging.

>>6749485
Oops, you 100% my friend
>>6749483
And you, yer dumb lol its not about that
I told him in the long run I want an exclusive relationship but he isn't able.

>>6749508
Always weird when you're both bottoms and you both expect the other to top I'm sure :/

>>6749528
>And you, yer dumb lol its not about that
>I told him in the long run I want an exclusive relationship but he isn't able.
I was just joking.
I agree with you, monogamous relationships please.

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>>6749496
>mfw imagining some Final Destination style execution with that ceiling fan

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Vens

>>6749555
Are you ranking all the guys with muscle here? Lol

>>6749563
Just posting random masc dudes from here.

Only posting the good ones.

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>30+ posts in
>no pics of rugby god
>>reeeeeee

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>>6749570
>masc dudes

I don't have anymore

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>>6749570
You posted other legs but not mine!

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>>6749593
I didnt know if they were yours

>>6749593
What's your waist size? 36 inches?

>>6749600
Oh they is mein friend
Maybe I'll post a more lewd one for the peoples

>>6749610
Pls do
Also post more pictures everyone.

Im going to go through the relevant fems.

Now that I think about it the femmes have kind of gone away. They used to dominate.

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>>6749605
Right now about 32, but I'm fat right now sitting at 200 pounds or so. I can maybe get to 30 or even 29.

>>6749621
Here ya go

>>6749639
32 isn't fat (I'm just meaning the size of pants)

>>6749639
Mmmm

>tfw your bf faps 5 times a day
>tfw i only fap like 4 times a week

>>6749639

mines 32 inches even when im skinny
#widehipslyfe

>>6749665
Your waist is not your hips

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5652

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Niq

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>Tfw went through the archives reliving memories from slutboi

Honestly my favorite poster.

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Slutboi circe

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Slutty boi

>>6749699
>>6749694
>>6749677
>>6749673
you're creepy

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Hitler

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>>6749702
These Were publically posted on the website 4chan.org and I am resharing them in the exact same placw they were posted.

I used to have thousands of trips photos but I deleted them all.


Idek who this is but hes cute

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Army

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Armyyy


And im out goodnight gaygen.

What the fuck is this shit thread? What a terrible edition. Can the fatty worshipers go back to mascgen or something?

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>every other trip is being posted

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Dante

>>6749712
>but i deleted them all
and like that, they were forgotten
rip 2014 trips

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>>6749593
>>6749600
Thankyou for actually working your calves to be symetrical to your quads. It annoys the fuck out of me when guys post their quads all beefy and shit, but their calves are like little pin needle sticks.

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thread's dead baby, thread's dead

>>6750041

calves are genetic you fucking shitlord

if you have low calf insertions your calves will ALWAYS be small no matter how much you work them

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>>6750220
keep crying bitch nigga

>>6750211
That's what happens when you make a namefag circle jerk thread.

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>>6750220
Unless you are born with high insertion calves there's no reason your calves would be small.
http://nattyornot.com/are-calves-all-genetic-can-you-actually-make-them-big/

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>>6749677
An artist ahead of her time.

RIP

>7/10 black guy messages me
>ignore him
>4/10 white guy messages me
>do my best to keep his interest

Are preferences racist? Cus I'm starting to feel racist.

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>>6749673
>>6749677
is it posting losers of gaygen time now?

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>>6750299
You should probably post yourself then.

>>6750297
you thought the black guy was more attractive, but you didn't message him back? i'm confused.

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>>6750318
I think what he meant was the black guy was 7/10 in black man standards. For a black guy he was attractive, but whites to him are much more attractive so a 4/10 white guy out weighs a 7/10 black guy.

>>6750327
all physical description ratings are inherently subjective though. he said, regardless of what he meant, that he thinks the black guy is more attractive.

>>6750335
Just because he's more attractive on a subjective made up number scale the fact remains that he's black and black people have numerous risks involved. Therefore, the white guy is a better choice.

>>6750342
true, gay blacks have a 50% chance of having the AIDS

>>6750342
>>6750335
http://healthyblackmen.org/2014/10/24/sex-acts-increase-sti-risks/

Black men are more likely to have HIV or numerous other STIs/STDs as well as many black men refuse to wear condoms. Black men also are more likely to do drugs that require needles or other risky behavior which increases the chances of an incurable disease.

>>6750349
Don't gay men in general have those odds anyways?

>>6750351
No white and asian gay men do not have that high of an HIV risk

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>>6750309
lmao u so mad cause you stuck with a fat old balding flamer. maybe thats why he cheats on you and brags about it. stay mad, mary.

>>6750356
rugby plz

>>6750342
didnt ask

>>6750379
You know you're extremely annoying right?

>>6750356
>just fucc my shit up

>>6750356
at least he's happy which is not the same I can say for you. only sad individuals, such as yourself, would post such a lowbrow comment about someone else's happy relationship

Why do fat people always have such dire personalities? It seems like we can't go 2 days without a fatfriend general. Seems like fat people are either greedy as fuck or attention seekers.

>>6750446
what fat people?

>>6750457
Look at the thread.

>>6750459
I only noticed the slutboi pictures, but those are a about a fat guy and not necessarily from a fat guy

>>6750466
Only fatties put fatties on a pedestal.

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>>6750474
this, and chub chasers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk

>>6750474
I don't know, sounds like you have some issues, friend.

>>6750485
Because every fat person I've come into contact with has either been greedily self involved or an obnoxious attention whore? I just don't like fat people friend.

>>6750446
Obesity is a huge personal failing, and a massive indicator that someone is not worth your time.

Fatties often have very poor self esteem, even the "body positive" ones who refuse to admit it. This pretty much always comes along with a plethora of other personality issues, and the refusal to accept responsibility for themselves.

>>6750493
And that's okay.
But crying so much about 3 posts in a hundred isn't.

>tfw no qt latino cowboy bf
>tfw no qt country redneck bf

What good is living in Texas if I have neither of these?

>>6750531
>3 posts
>being facetious
And yet, fattie gen seems to pop up constantly.

Are you a fattie anon? Go on a diet.

>>6750546
Well, I don't think your posts or mine discussing it count.
And again, I don't see any real evidence of constant fattie posting.

>>6750563
Literally every gen gets devolved into "tfw no bear bf omg fuzzy" shit. Every thread. Are you blind, retarded, or what's going on? How are you missing this very obvious part of gaygen?

>>6750575
I don't think fattie when I read bear.

>>6750587
So are you a fattie or a chaser then?

>>6750599
No, but I'm into bears as in big hairy strong to strongfat guys.
Don't like "fatfat" guys at all.

>>6750499
this

>>6750606
Chaser then.

>>6750575
>tfw I have a bf now
and he isnt a >>6750606
big hairy strong/strongfat guy

>Tfw can't remember the end of last night
Really hoping I didn't do something dickish 2bh

>>6750541

>gay Latinos

>masculine

90% are queens and the remainder are weaboo nerds.

Also, if a gay club is populated by more straights than gays, they shouldn't be called a gay club.

>>6750810
I see gay latino cowboys with beards, but I cannot have them.
I can't pull off the cowboy look so I'll never make it.

>>6750356
I don't understand the SP hate posting.

>>6750846
It's the same person just looking for (you)s.

>>6750846
>>6750854
it's not just a (You)goblin, but someone who is extremely unhappy with their life that they must attack others to no avail.

>>6750854
It's SP making fun of himself?

>>6750905
why would he though? he works 9 hours a day every week and he doesn't have a smartphone

I don't want to be gay, lads.
Help

>>6750905
I'm pretty sure its SP just posting about himself. Him and his butt buddy constantly derail threads and shitpost about themselves to ruin gaygen.

>>6750919
for attention obviously, queens can't get enough attention

>>6750900
Trip on SP.

Both one of those 'ultra realistic' dildos from Pipedream, it has balls and vacuum shit and everything, however can't find anywhere on box or online if it's safe to wash in dishwasher.

Any ideas?

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AAAAAAAHHH FUCKING CUNTING SHITTERY y? y? y? y? y dis hav happed 2 me bbys?

I didn't even shoot into the crook of my arm I injected into my hand and I had used this batch of gear before :( . At least it was a very strong pure quality rush the kind where you are completely overwhelmed in ecstasy wondering if it's too strong and if you are about to end up like River Phoenix

also KingRice you are insanely qt and I should want to share double dildo w/ you but you remind me of my 6 yrs older big brother too much. although I did sleep in a bed with my brother until he was in HS and if I was cold or scared(I was terrified of the zombies from Timesplitters 2 attacking me in the dark) I'd jetpack hug him and nuzzle my tiny face deep into his big warm safe back. Maybe we could recreate that someday :^)

pps did you say you weren't into twinks or am I misremembering?

>>6749639
pls post moar

hi guys
new to the whole "being gay" thing
where can i find good porn?

is 7.5 inches enough to be a good top? I know that's not the only important thing, but I am still curious.

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>>6751233

What are your redflags for gay men ?

>Open relationship
>jewish
>feminist
>over 25 but still in school

>>6751580
>not wanting a qt jewish bf

>>6751580

nothing wrong with PhDs, bruh

>>6751502

thats like the top 4% of the population

but you already knew that, you just want the attention i guess

so here is a (You) just for you

>>6751580
>jewish
I wanna be mad but even vague antisemitism has fallen out of vogue now, I appreciate it.

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>>6751536

clearly you care enough to get catty about it plus only the bit about IV drugs and my arm breaking out in a rash is directed to everyone

the stuff about sewer zombies from Timesplitters or tightly cuddling and nuzzling into my brother like pic related every night until he was in High School was only talking to KR

>>6751682

>implying that it takes effort to post a blank post reply

i dont think that the fact Hitler took 8 seconds to post a sassy gif means that he cares, you're reading too much into things

>>6751580
>tfw 29 and still in school (only for a BSc)

I suck at life

>>6751695

What are you studying champ ?

>>6751758
Software engineering.

Which I'm actually good at, I'm just bad at everything else.

>>6751679

What do you appreciate ?

>>6751682
Are you retarded?

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is it possible to be "sexed-out"?

Now that i've had sex a few times, my libido is nonexistent - kinda sp00ky really.

>>6751773

I'm 22 and still studying CS probably won't graduate until I am 24. Still I get coop and stuff :/

>tfw you can feel the depression coming on again
I've felt like shit since yesterday. I got some exercise and ate properly today, but I don't feel any better. I don't want to do anything, just lay around. I made myself go outside but nothing works. I can't care about anything anymore. I hate this feeling.

I was doing so well this summer. I had a sense of humor again. I started working out. Fuck everything, why?

>>6751785
I don't mind working with others, not fucking up their shit is really the only thing that motivates me to do my shit on time.

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>have hermit crab named george
>he was my bff
>died last night
>but not actually, he just molted
>didnt find out until just now

>>6751783
Same
I feel like sex is way more hassle than its worth

>>6751233
>zombies from time splitters 2

Fuck that! I remember having to wait for my friend to come over before I could play the undead level in time splitters future perfect because I was terrified of those fucks as a kid. I tried to play it on my own and noped out pretty fast

>>6751783
I believe so.

This goes hand in hand with my "Theory of Thirst"

As I was explaining to my choosey AF mtf room mate I find myself starting to find Asian women attractive when I normally like the barbie blonde type. I'm feeling this way because theres a lack of blondes here and an abundance of asians. So my primitive brain is altering things inside itself to then find those types of people attractive. This grows as my thirst continues to go unsatisfied.

However, this can all completely go away once thirst has been quenched, an assumption which I confirmed after having sex.


You probably satisfied yourself to the point to where your thrist isn't great enough to make you want to fuck.

If you're worried there's little physiological tricks you can play on yourself to heighten your libido. Like working yourself up to arousal (not edging) and stopping until aroused feelings go away. Repeat 4-5 times in a row per session.

>>6751806
Read this as hermit named George

>>6751829

how do i do that trick if i cant really even work myself up to arousal?

This is a big day for me. Im going to try to get a cool haircut instead of shaved.

>>6751858
it wont go the way you expect and youll hate it

>>6751865
t. Sp hater autist

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>>6749673
>>6749677
>>6749703
>>6749712
cute
>>6749402
okay for a cub i guess

>>6751878
who's this sexy suicide bomber?

>>6751829

This sounds p silly

>>6751878

dang what a babe

>>6751159
Trip on sp

Think I'm just gonna have a salad, lads. What about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcL51TeOKpg

>>6751951
Sp on trip

>>6751233
This must be rellus

>>6751797
Try meditation. Always makes me feel fuzzy and warm even during the darkest days

>>6751991
Pirt no ps

>>6751951
>>6751991
>>6752023
Go away pls kthx.

>>6752000
It's not
Just some little annoying kid

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Hitler

>>6752062

thats niq on the far left, isnt it?

dummy

>>6752080
That's hitlers transition to satanism amd hrt.

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>>6752105
final results

>>6749443
>>6749450
>>6749464
>>6749470
>>6749485

Guess what.. your job/work/possessions don't matter.
Want to know what matters? Jesus Christ and your belief in him and the good fruit you've earned through faith in him! Those who don't believe in him all end up in the same place HELL.

I can't stand when some morally corrupt college student (nearly all of them) go on and on about the "good deeds" they do as if what they do is at all important or can compare to what Jesus has done for all of us.

>>6751233

If you don't quit messing around with drugs you're going to die of an overdose and end up in hell. Is that what you really want?

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>>6752148
sign me up

>>6752148
I'll repent before I die and God will forgive me
#justcatholicthings

>>6749508
>Had a date w a cute bear and went back to his place n got lewd and he tried to get me to fuck him bareback
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Considering you constantly advocate SIN on here and unsafe sex. Why is that such a surprise that you'd attract some poz bear who wants to have bareback sex with you? You're a satanic messenger. You have no good fruit. Everything you say is corrupt. You are on a path to hell.

>>6752148
I quit drugs with the power of the Lord.
rate.

>>6752161

That doesn't work. Repentance without good fruit to show equals punishment in Hell.

The Catholic Doctrine is satanic.

>>6752161
I can say three hail marys while sucking on a cock

Get on my level

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>>6752179
>That doesn't work. The Catholic Doctrine is satanic.
You sound jealous and ugly
envy is a sin~

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>tfw my weekend just started
gotta love having fridays off every now and then

what are you drinking, /gaygen/?
>>6751813
>time splitters future perfect
that's a fucking good game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8743_sVsR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gecsG1gYizw

All homos & masturbators go to hell. Repent and break the chain of lust around you!

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>>6752189
>only three

>make a grindr for the trannies
>use a pic of me on my profile
>like 15 different people in the span of 6 days message me
>even though i ignore them all, they still say "hi" and a picture of their dick or their ass

why can't it be this easy on tinder? Although sucking dick looks like fun

Was gaygen fun this summer?

>>6752207

>15 people
>6 days

this has to be bait

>>6752212
Mass displays of the homo stereotype of bitchiness and drama.

So, yes.

>>6752203
I could, but it seems a bit desperate.
You gotta play a little hard to get with the Lord and Saviour.

>tfw no qt arab bf
>we will never snuggle together while he spergs out about Israel/Palestine and explaining Syria to me.

>>6752218
9 people on the first day, august 3
3 on 4th
2 on 5th
4 on 7th
3 on 8th
2 on 10th

so it's acutally more

>>6752228
I saved myself for 20 years waiting for jesus to come and pop this twinkpussy but it never happened
I can't outdo that

>>6752241

i mean that most people get like 20-40 messages a day, minimum

post your profile - you must be doing something wrong

>>6752192

Satan controls over the kingdoms of this world including all the World's religions, which includes the catholic churches and nearly all Christian ones as well. This is why Jesus didn't create a CHURCH. He had his own apostles and they went around by foot teaching the gospel to others and healing them. Churches of this world don't do that because they're all caught up in SIN.

They teach the doctrine of God being all loving and peaceful and how he could never kill a fly.

Yet the bible tells us itself that God created evil & darkness.

God is the creator, we are his creation. He can do whatever he wants to us since we are toys within his playground.

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>>6752193
2 litre bottle of water

>>6752261
>We are his creation. He can do whatever he wants to us
tfw daddy will never tell me I've been a good boy and fill my ass with his light and love

>>6752193

2 pints of semiskimmed milk

from the carton

>>6752261
Satan's got all the good bands

Why would I give a shit about some jew from 2000 years ago who can't even rock?
>>6752281
Nice

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>>6752282
God is everywhere, in everything. He's already in your ass, penetrating your body in ways no mortal ever could.

You just have to learn to feel him inside of you, open your eyes to his presence and let him fill you to the brim with his love

>>6752320
wtf I love jesus now

>>6752320
Oh God I'm cumming
I'm sorry
I usually last much longer

Is it gay to go to the haircut place with a picture of an actor and say do this please?

>>6752340
yes

>>6752340
I haven't been to a barber in years, but iirc, they usually have magazines you can potentially pick styles out to of.

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>>6751813

The intro to the first mission of TS 2 with russian soldiers getting attack by a howling zombie in the dark was freaky af and the horribly decomposed sewer zombies were scary too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePCR47XHTr8

>>6752000

???

>>6752148

what sect of American meme Christianity do you belong to?

and I'll let u fill me up with your sacred host for 20 bag of brown and a rock of white tiger [insert one of 10,000 photos I've already posted to gg of my twinky little face pouting petulantly for cummies]

>>6752370
>what sect of American meme Christianity do you belong to?

I don't belong to a sect or a church.

Read the bible, pray to JESUS, develop your own relationship with him. You refuse to do this because you're full of sin and believe in your own will which will only lead you to hell.

Just a reminder that the "Christian" that posts here is just a recurring shitposter that has changed gimmicks like seven times and isn't even Christian.

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>>6752412
he's probably a jew

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>>6752340
they get that all the time from autists like pic related

just be sure to pick a hairstyle that fits your face, like pic related

>>6752412

You're confusing me with others.

I have talked about Jesus before on here but I never change gimmicks.

Jesus is all that is real.
This world is a perfect illusion.
You're being tested.

You can choose to believe in Jesus and have your sins blotted out of the book of life or you can choose to not believe and face judgement and a place in hell. The choice is yours. Choose wisely.

>>6752427
I just picture it as the guy that used to post that guy from lansings face everywhere and the crying starfox character.

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>>6752453
all hail

>>6749443
if he's that demanding after just 3 weeks then what the fucks he going to be like long term

>>6752460


"Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth"

The popular white Jesus paintings we see everywhere were of Cesare Borgia as painted by his gay lover Leonardo da Vinci. The gay agenda started a long time ago! Wake up! They're disgusting and have filled churches, bibles, and children's books with such imagery! Many churches even have stained glass of these portraits and other similar images. Many people pray to prayer cards of these photos of Cesare Borgia. This is why churches are filled with demonic spirits these days and all churches are pretty much corrupt.

Jesus wants to have a personal relationship with you. He looks nothing like these portraits and he didn't have long hair!

"Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him!"

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>>6752460
Do you think Jesus can turn his cum into wine? Can I get drunk from sucking his dick?

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>>6752514
>he didn't have long hair

>>6752526
No, his cum as salty as the dead sea, as white as the heavenly clouds and as thick as his followers

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>>6752557

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>>6752557
>salty

>>6752557

noice

>>6752571

havent you ever tasted cum before?

it is kinda salty

Whos your gaygen husbando?

>>6752583

Salty cum is something only gay men have.

They don't produce children so their cum turns salty and disgusting. Nothing of life can come from salty cum.

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>>6752615
Do you even have to ask

>>6752617
wrong

my cum tastes like candy

Holy shit people still remember me???

>>6752617
>Salty cum is something only gay men have.
WTF I hate straight men now

>>6752615

reddreadrevolver

but i havent got pictures of him saved to my computer because that would be weird

>>6749699
Me and Circe don't really talk anymore. Don't really know what happened desu. We were really good friends and then nothing.

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>>6752627
>>6752637
I remember you because you provided the greatest times in my shitposting life. Maybe not the greatest but I enjoyed picking on you.

>>6752648
Well glad you enjoyed it. When I'm not busy being manic from the bipolar I liked it too. Probably going to go back to being anon again soon though.

>>6752652
Anons the way to be...

t. ex trip

>>6752615
Gaygen is my husbando

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>oldfag reunion

>>6752637

Circe is now engaged to some other guy according to her last few posts.

>>6752637
Circe killed himself

>>6752661
slutboi is an oldfag?
What does that make me & most other trips

>>6752692
just fags

>>6752629

Even though gay men have a 90% surrogacy success rate, it often takes them 75% longer for the surrogate mother to conceive. It often takes the surrogate mother 3-5+ tries before the sperm will finally create a baby in her womb with a gay father.

Straight men on the other hand have no such problem impregnating women and having healthy babies.

Goddammit gaygen I don't want to fall in love again, why does life do this to me?

>>6752682
Fucking really? I haven't talked to him with any sort of real depth in a while. I knew they had a new boyfriend, but getting married. What? Sometimes I think they're crazier than my alcoholic bipolar ass.
>>6752690
And nah he updated his facebook picture yesterday. He's still alive and well. Just doesn't talk to me anymore. Kinda sucks really. Honestly I wish they'd tell me if I did something that made them stop talking to me. Since the last few times I was over there I was off the meds and going a little bonkers.

>>6752710

Gays mens sperm is often too salty and acidic to create life! Gays mens sperm is poison. It works great for spreading HIV around though.

>>6752710
So I don't have to worry about sinfully wasting my seed? Thanks Jesusbro!

>>6752714
You probably ate all of her food and blamed it on your "manic depression"

I wouldn't call you back either tbqh all memes aside...

>>6752714

Yeah Circe said their boyfriend wanted to be in a monogamous committed relationship and than said they were engaged a day later. lol

This was like a week ago.

>>6752741
Christ. The craziest thing I've done recently is get a gym membership and lost about 40lbs.

>>6752729

Masturbation/Lust are sins...so every drop of wasted cum could is equal to a million aborted babies.

This is why you need Jesus, unless you want to be punished for all of your wasted sperm which you did not bear fruit with!

>>6752777

>777

Directly from heaven, better believe it!

>>6752712
It's been a year since my ex left me but I ran into this guy I used to know from highschool four years ago; turns out we're going to the same college this fall.
He really Neville Longbottom'd, he used to look kinda dorky but now he's hot and fuzzy (even wearing a shirt with his chest hair sticking out)
pleeeaaassseee

>>6752774
Congratulations man! That's great news

>>6752806
Yeah. I'm trying to get down to 150. only 40 more to go.

>>6752774
Yeah man keep it up watch calories get swole and a haircut

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What are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7txiAgYAfTk

Doesn't Circe routinely bullshit about getting cat called and crap? Why do you suddenly think they're telling the truth about being engaged?

>>6752827
Nice!
Gunna bulk back up after, or stay twink mode?

>>6752849
Xhe's trans, they're notorious for being mentally ill chronic liars.

>>6752827
That's seriously awesome, if you've gotten this far you can achieve that goal with ease. Good luck.

>>6752856
Unless she's saying she's trans now the last time I was over there for more than few hours she was still just gender fluid.
>>6752853
Probably going to bulk up a little bit. I don't want to be super muscly but being toned looks really nice.

>>6752875
Read the sticky on fit.

>>6751233
You want to reenact some kind of incrst thing with me? I'm probably older than you anon, so I don't think I can pretend to be your little brother~

>>6752841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etfJCm0nfr4

>>6752777

so kidnapping and murdering a baby Linberg style is better than wasting huge quantity of your seed in your pantsu because you are a 15 yr old who has never masturbated and your crush sat on your lap?

>>6752895
Add me on Skype you dirty Londoner I even sent you a request :c

i miss spookypuppy

>>6752912
I will when I'm home, probably won't be until Sunday or perhaps Monday. I'm constantly out with friends and now I have a bike again everyone wants me to come out on rideouts.

My insurance got cancelled today though, my CBT ran out and they took the deposit and then cancelled it. Assholes :(

So now I have to rush to get that done on Sunday if possible.

>>6752941
I miss those ice lollies that were milk ice lollies. And those cartoons where you had the biscuit sticks and chocolate or vanilla stuff to dip them in.

>>6752952
They still sell those biscuit pots I think.

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>>6752952
you mean Mini Milk?
loved those as a kid

>>6752961
I don't have any here now. And no ability to acquire them. They are gone forever.

I miss a lot of foods. Mostly ice lolly related.

>>6752975
Do you have a bank account? Order them off eBay, probably get like 20 for a £5 or something ridiculous.

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>>6752952
>mfw I know where to buy all those things
Living with elderly grandparents teaches you a lot about getting secret and forbidden sweets

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>>6752971
I don't know what it is about ice like that, that just makes me want to suck it all down...

>>6752984
You forget I lack the wherewithall to do anything whatsoever. More likely ice lollies will fall from the sky.

That'd be pretty sweet.

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>>6752841
Some fag shit that somehow came up on my playlist somehow. I sure as hell would never listen to something like this, but I'm way too cool to push the skip button too

Here's the song in case you want to laugh at stupid fag shit which I never listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-H0J-D7lOY

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>>6753030
I like it. You're not bad, anon.

Where the fuck did you guys hear that circe was getting married?
I just talked to them and he said that he wasn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STBqSyYbG54

Only for the truest elite of shitty brutal music.

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>>6752895

we can incest if you want :^) but I only wanted to get snuggly

btw I was the little brother: my older and only brother is 6 years older than me

So if you are 24/25 you would be the right age gap and I'd love to have you kiss me on the forehead then let me cuddle you tight jetpack style under the covers while I nuzzle and knead your back with my little face feeling the warmth and safety radiating from under your jammies

if you are adding people on Skype then I can't accept because I forgot my Skype details ;_; but I do have kik which is unironically NeedleTwink if you want to talk with lil' old speedballanon

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>Being a lonely NEET
>Get a Facebook to talk to people
>Add random guys
>This one Mexican starts to talk to me
>Somehow we started sexting
>Ge weirded out later and unfriend
>This other Mexican starts talking to me
>It was just regular normal talk
>Feeling frisky one night
>Appeareantly, him, too
>Sext together
>Later on, became online boyfriends
>mfw
Why are Mexicans so lewd?

>check out profile viewers
>bunch of guys who are clearly not looking for someone like me (seeking daddies, jocks, muscle)
Why?

>>6752841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=412c9zTN7YA

How many refugees did you fuck this summer? I did 3.

>>6753068
Hate to break it to you but KR is a lil shorty, I think he'd be the jetpack.

>>6753070
How cute are they?
How do I get a Mexican boyfriend on facebook?

https://youtu.be/XAMpb-9KKCI

>>6753109
>anime
filtered

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What sport has the sexist uniforms gaygen ?

I think it's soccer those tight shorts desu

>>6753134
Golf.

>>6753074
Because people put stupid shit in their profiles and don't actually know what they want?

>>6753006
I get ya. Fellatio am I right. Ha ha.

>>6753103

how shorty?

because I'm pretty petite(5'6 and a bit maybe pushing 5'8 with my chelseas on) even by twink standards

>>6753150
>Because people put stupid shit in their profiles and don't actually know what they want?
Does this mean I have a chance with a qt on scruff?

>>6753150
I'm just trying to lure out fellow Germans

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>>6753049
It is a good song, yet I feel I shouldnt like it

>>6753165
He's shorter than you.

>>6753171
If you message and annoy and waste enough people's time, sure. Not a good idea though.

>>6753173
Nestle is Swiss though I think. And kaktus is cactus in a bunch of languages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N-FqHvr7OY

>>6753183

how short? and I don't care I still want to snuggle into his warm back like he is my big brother

>>6753218
daddy

>>6753213
>Nestle is Swiss though I think
So what? It's a popular popsicle here.
Not to mention that Switzerland is like a two hour drive for me.

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>mfw someone at work commented on how awesome and well groomed my beard was

Good feels. What is your good feel of the day, gaygen?

>>6753246
talking with daddy c:

>>6753246
Having my daily wank to your husband. Never thought I would find a dwarf so hot.

>>6753258
can i wank u

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>>6753246
nothing specific

just feels good to be alive

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>>6753246
My good feel of the day is I'm currently stuffing my face with a pizza while the house is empty

I love thursdays

>>6753237
So it's not a good method of luring out specifically German people. Try using something that is German.

>>6753274
Absolutely disgusting optimism. Cute cat though.

>>6753246
Slept until 10PM. Sleeping feels pretty good.

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>>6753276
Sounds like a comfy good time. What kind of pizza?
>>6753274
Das eet man.
>>6753252
Is said daddy a smokin hottie?
>>6753297
Sleeping does feel pretty good, but I hate how it's such a time skip.

>>6753266
no

>>6753297
Kaktuseis is as German as döner and Stairway to Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAnvkFm2Rt8

^~^
Limp bizkit nightcore o.o -.- o-o

>>6753320
Yeah, too bad we're all going to die of old age and half our time is spent asleep. Bummer.

>>6753320
>Is said daddy a smokin hottie?
yes he is ;)

>>6753068
I was joking about the incest, snuggling would be much nicer right now.

Yeah I'm 23, so it nearly works I guess. You have a lot of fantasies haha.

Well Skype's not really something I can do often at all, plus my keyboard is totally fucked... Whatsapp is the best way to contact me, don't have a Kik or anything like that. If you've got irishanon, swg, Niq or some other guys on Skype or whatever just ask them for my number.

>tfw your first bf used to be a webcam model with over 2k viewers on average
>plus he has videos with several ten thousand views on pornsites

Ummm, should I be proud or ashamed?

>>6753374
ashamed

>>6753374
You tried asking this same thing yesterday worded slightly different didn't you.

Would someone really make things up on the internet?

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>>6753297
>Absolutely disgusting optimism
lmao

You have no idea how good you have it right now

>>6753320
Margherita

>>6753397
Yeah I asked yesterday too.
I knew about the video but not about his webcam career.
I'm just wondering what you guys think.
>>6753386
To be honest: Everyone has past sins.
I don't care, I love him.

>>6753374
Proud.
I never got more then a couple hundred viewers.

Should have cammed with him, and made bank.

>>6753400
k

>>6753401
Well that's different. Is it anything good or nothing to go crazy over?
>>6753360
Depressing, but true.

>>6753436
Pretty damn good. Also got(stole from my dad) some chips to go with it, though I didn't get a can of coke tonight so I can't fully live in degeneracy on my one day dedicated to it.

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>>6753435
Are you making fun of me?

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who the bestt syrup nigger?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11023254

>tfw I look like Tommen from GoT
feels cute. CUTE!
way shorter than him though 3;

>>6753462
what is a syrup nigger?

>>6753478
>what is a syrup nigger?
A canuck

hey guys, we should kill all masc gays

>>6753462
sp is best waifu

My flight was booked for my porn gig.
And another shoot after?
I guess I'm pretty excited. Mostly nervous.

>>6753488

Can I have one first and not kill him
And also can we not kill any of them

Birthday cake vodka was surprisingly not too shabby.
>>6753501
>waifu
How dare ye.

New >>6753568

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>>6753571
>how dare ye.

still best waifu