Gay General: Pets Edition

>>6746003
Mine died last month. Never got to say good bye.

>>6746014
I'm so sorry, if you want you can tell us about your best memories with them!

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My cat is sick and her painkillers made her throw up. Bad times.

>>6746031
Tell your cat I said hi

>>6746038
No.

>tfw no qt cat

I move around too much for work/school to get one ;_;

Is it smart to lose your bp virginity to a 7 inch dick without any prior experience?

>>6746014
Better than leading them to the death bed, trust me. I had to watch my girl pass away slowly, and painfully. It was a horror I do not want to have go through again.

>>6746052
no

>>6746061
damn

Venser how long have you been lifting?

Im mirin

>>6746044
damn

>tfw i am a spooky skelly
>tfw no chubby bf to give all my love too

>>6746116
same tho

>>6746129
>>6746116
haha

>>6746134

Whats so funny ?

>>6746052
Yes. If you start small and get bigger, you'll only ever crave bigger dick when you get used to a certain size, thus making it difficult for you to settle down into a relationship.
Just go slow with it.

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just had my first STI checkup

they asked way more questions than i was expecting and i totally lied about my fwb being my boyfriend because i felt embarassed.

stupid, i know, but i dont think it matters too much...?

Wheres da bantah at?

>>6746142
I could have one easily if I wanted to

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>me and the guy I'm seeing sexted for the first time last night
>it went on for over 2 hours
>both exchanged a bunch of videos and pics, really hot stuff
>he came once and I came twice
>I was literally sweating and exhausted by the end

Why didn't anyone tell me sexting can be so enjoyable. I almost felt like we had sex again it was so much work.

>>6746148
Who are you to judge >:(

>>6746052
Christen that hole with the biggest ding dong you can find

>>6746052
Size really doesn't matter. 70% of all dicks feel pretty much the same, with minor variations.

If it's literally your first time doing anal, I HIGHLY recommend you loosen up back there. If you don't have your own dildo, get one asap. No exceptions, and use it daily to loosen the muscles as well as give you some necessary skill at relaxing that area. You absolutely need to make it easier for him to get it in there and keep it there, you can't go from 0 to huge dick and expect it to work.

>>6746153
Texting is shit, had it after 30 minutes with a guy

Or after the second message he wants to meetup or a date

>tfw your bf has a video with over 55k views on some pornsite

should i be impressed or call him a whore?

>>6746052
What, is that supposed to be big or something?

>>6746199
He's a whore.

>>6746199
Booger are you dating a porn star?

>>6746208
whoever that is, im not him....
>>6746204
but you are also a virgin? envy much?
just kidding clownshoes, i like you.
i understand the point your making.
and some random trivia: some guy from northern england added me 2 days ago but it feel like it's either a bot or some catfish because he hasnt replied in 2 days.

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>>6746199
Be impressed with how much of a whore he is.

>>6746216
You post like a girl.

>>6746224
I'm very girly xD

>>6746226
I like girly boys xD

>>6746216
Making amateur porn is the one thing I am not envious of.

>>6746240
desu it's just how we write in my country but I've turned it down for here.
>>6746243
what about camwhoring?

newfag here

Who are the posters I should watch out for?

>>6746250
Don't trust anything Zombii says

>>6746246
That's the same thing though. Being naked on camera is the characteristic point here.

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>mfw watching queer as folk for the first time
Is big city gay culture really like this? Err, was?
No of course not, I know it wasn't JUST like this because entertainment tv, but jesus christ. I'm feeling a lot better after watching it though, since it's a type of representation that isn't like modern representation, aka "shoehorned gay guy who talks about fashion"
Any other shows that represent gay culture?

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which one are you, /gg/?

>>6746304

legs of the right one, body of the left one

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>>6746304
bitch please

I just have a pet rock, no potty training, no food, no Jewish vet bills, its quiet, plus you can always use it to bash someones head in.

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>>6746304

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>>6746304

>Over 300 guys in 3 days
and I live in the middle of nowhere

>>6746382
>Over 300 guys in 3 days
You've been busy.

>>6746399
300x0

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>>6746414

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>>6746003
I found diapers hidden in my bf's room. How to erase my memory?

Do you guys remember when moot cucked pol for two months than when they restored it they created userids?

How many days before sex should i be eating tons of fibre for a clean butt?

For a year now ive wanted to die but Ive been rewatching zyzz videos and I want tob make it... Ive been lifting for years but I still look like shit but I want to make it despite the world against me.

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My cats love me. I don't know why. I'm an ass to them.

>>6746480
Because cats love everyone.

>>6746480
cats are made of pure love

>>6746464
About a week might have the best results, but if you're in a rush 4-3 should do it.

>>6746467
Fuck the world, beat it into submission! You're gonna make it bro, even if you have to make it on top of the battered corpse of an existence that naively tries to hold YOU down. Don't give it the satisfaction of beating you, don't give it the satisfaction of even thinking it ever had a chance. Show this world the power of man!

>>6746480
So cute omg give it some ear scritches for me

>>6746516
>>6746519
My cats are made of fear and Stockholm syndrome.

>>6746534
That one loves her chin being scratched actually

Also I notice you're sitting with crossed legs in that picture.

You know, I think this guy might be gay.

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How easy is it for you guys to keep a boner?
I find that if I get distracted or stop paying attention, my little pal will deflate like within 20 seconds. That seems odd, and its also kind of annoying because stuff just like having to rifle through drawers to find condoms can really fuck me over.

Can you guys just maintain a boner without even thinking about it?

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sitting in a park rn tripping on mushrooms

it's nearly pitch black except for a single ray of light coming from somewhere

I can see a lot of stuff the camera cant

>>6746587
>not squatting constantly like a true slav/chav
It's better for your health or something

yi yi yi
ya yi ya yi
yi yi yi
ya yi ya yi

>>6746600
I love when it's that dark. I always think "shit, this area looks spooky as fuck better take a picture" and then it turns out my camera can't see shit.

Never tried it while tripping on anything though, that would be a new experience.

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>>6746600

fixed

>>6746596
I don't know why, but if I'm sleepy, I'm super boner prone. If I've been up for 20+ hours, I'll struggle to avoid getting hard when I even sit down c:

>>6746480
Wish my legs looked nicer in it though.

>>6746427
Lel you are dating a diaper fag, fag.

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What do you think you smell like?

>>6746637
pepperoni dogfart

>>6746637

when i shower, soap and firewood

when i dont, stale sweat and dogfur

>>6746637

mac & cheese

>>6746637
i smell like shit

>>6746637
Cocoa butter and strawberry scented handwash

>>6746612
what? mushroom season is always during autumn, the most dark part of year
>>6746616
There are flats there, of course you see more lights by turning up the gamma

>>6746637
Loneliness and disappointment.

Do you guys ever get any real messages on dating sites?

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the moon as seen through a few braches

I wish I had a camera that has control of shutter speed, this phone camera is shit

>>6746694

we know what the moon looks like

you dont have to remind us

How to induce a bowel movement

>>6746706
Coffee

>>6746706

why do you want to do this?

>>6746706
Drink coffee or green tea

>>6746701
Excuse me? As a mole-man, I will take any pictures of the sky I can get.

>>6746701
You've probably seen it a million times but it doesn't make it any less beutiful
>>6746706
resilar :D

>>6746737
>:D

Dissapointed, thought this was bout fucking animals of the same gender.

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Whatcha listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgcX5RjtVU

Life can get worse lads much worse just enjoy what you have now.

>>6746797
the sounds of people dying

>>6746809
Life can do whatever the fuck it wants, what matters is what we do in retaliation.

Worse is just a state of mind, your perception is ultimately your own, and you can either twist the situation to your benefit or twist yourself to benefit from the situation.

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>>6746797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQaR9bPjwBQ

It's a pussy song but I don't give a shit

>>6746971
Grll u so gay
I like it though.

>>6746858
Im so dumb...

I'm canceling my cell & internet & cable service tomorrow and going off the grid.

The internet & the media is damaging every civilization worldwide. Prove me wrong.

>>6746797
Full weeb mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OasBTTMxa_U

>tfw the 37 year old guy i am messaging stops replying to me

;_;

I'm 22 shouldn't he want my poophole ?

>>6747032

I like you clownshows; you're alright

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I HATE GAYS

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>>6746797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPPEdZ-rFBw

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>>6747083
So cute! Look what I found at work.

>>6747032
>tfw no evil bf that is tied to me by the black string of fate

If we're going full weeb and posting anime OP songs I'm just gonna post the best one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyyuV-gkavg

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>>6747108
No no no. No no. No. None of that.

>>6747114
Oz wasn't evil. Cmon now. He was a cool, blimp-stealing dude.

>>6747072
Dunno about that one.

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>>6746694
I...eat...your...MOON.

Holy shit this guy I fucked last night just scared my so damn badly
>me: so you are sure you don't have HIV
>him: I'm positive
>(30 seconds later) him: ...that I'm HIV negative

Would you personally like a NEET bf?

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>>6747146

No. wouldnt mind one as a fuckbuddy i guess, but for an actual relationship i want someone with ambition.

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Parents have a dog. Miss her alot.

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>>6747145
if you were careful from the start you wouldn't have had to worry

>>6747154
How long have you been lifting venser?

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Tops, do you care if your bottom is hard or not? When I get really into things I focus more on my butt than anything else, and I go soft. I think maybe people might find that weird, is that a dealbreaker?

honestly I don't want a relationship or sex with strangers

I mean sure the fantasies are great but it feels like it would not be fun in real life on my tier of attractiveness

How do I avoid regrets

>at hardware store with bf
>he picks up a stud finder and sticks it to himself
>I grab it and stick it to myself
>"lmao that ain't even sticking to you"

>>6747162
For a few years.

>>6747187
Damm ive been lifting for four and look nothing like you.

Im going through another bulk though so it should be fine hopefully.

>>6747179
Well? If you aren't a stud the stud finder isn't going to work. Cmon. That's just common sense. Can't get mad at him over that.

>>6747154
Cute dog.

>>6747146
Would be pretty hypocritical if I wasn't. Of course, we'd probably end up homeless and die in a ditch, but we'd have each other.

>>6747173
just how fat are you?

How can I be sure I'm good enough for my boyfriend and not make his life worse?

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>>6747196
Do you lift the same weights over and over? There's a thing called Hypertrophy that essentially is - ->more weight = more mass.

>>6747221
Skinnyfat, I weigh like 70-75 kg on 183 cm

>>6747232
Idk if you're being sarcastic but Ive been cutting for three years because I dirty bulked too hard. I wish I was dead. I still work hard though.

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>>6747244

>>6747196
I'm not really that big lol. Annskellington is.

>>6747257
He's on the trenbolone though.

>>6747255
O god a jupp episode.

>>6747230
By having no boyfriend?

>>6747270
I actually asked him to drop me and look for someone else (two times), but he just laughed about it. I don't have the guts to ask him again

Does therapy actually help?

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>>6747304
For some people I would imagine. Just talk to family or friends. Much cheaper.

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>>6747264
Oh.

Well I do a hypertrophy routine instead of strength so you may be stronger then me haha. I'm sure you'll get beefy after your next bulk and cut.

>>6747213
Thanks bro shoes.

>>6747314
>having friends
> implying even if I did they wouldnt just use anything I say against me
>Implying family is too be trusted

Fucking normalfag

>>6747321
Will you hug me?

>>6747321

what are your 1rms?

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>>6747322
>mfw I'm normal

>>6747337
Normals out.

>>6747337
You are pretty normal really. You're just motherly for a 6ft 2 hairy man. But you're not like violent or angry which is good. I wish I could be more like you sp always calm. Im sure you act like a girl to jupp but you're always so calm and collective and nevet trying to be aggressive.

>>6747337
You're a total Chad

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I have a lizard

>>6747466
Amazing! He's so blue I love it

>>6747466
Chou kawaii da.
What species is it? Common and binomial if possible.

>>6747466

Cute cute cute!!
His color is gorgeous~

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>>6747466
lizards are pretty funny haha

>>6747484

It's a regular common green iguana, he just has a rare genetic mutation where he can't produce yellow pigment so he's blue instead (axanthic)

Do you think someone can learn to run 25k by february?

>>6747511
Cool.
I thought he might have been a blue iguana for a moment, but he didn't quite have the typical morphology of one.
>Also they're endangered so I think it's illegal to keep them as pets...

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>>6747517
With enough determination ANYTHING is literally..possible.

So, who wants to be bfs?

>>6747576
How can you start to be bfs with someone you know nothing about?

>>6747576
no thx

>>6747586
I know everything though.

>>6747591
OK then...
No looking it up. Where does the energy for the formation of the phosphodiester bond between two adjacent deoxynucleotides during semi-conservative replication of DNA come from?
This one should be easy.

>>6747623
That's a trick question. DNA is actually a myth perpetrated to advance the agenda of the Illuminati.

Welp it's taken a mix of porn, the Olympics and no money for cigarettes for this happened. When I get paid I am going to get a membership to the gym, stop smoking and I am going to get fit.

Its incredible how dead this place is when the alpha males leave.

>>6747731
weeeew lad

shitpost post post all day
so I don't think about how bad it is to be gay

>>6746116
>chubby
>give love
did someone call me
>>6747576
I'll consider

>>6747654
Legitimately good to hear. Good luck.

>>6747697
What about me though. You saying I'm not a super masculine dude?

>>6747576
We're already there, you just haven't realised it yet.

>>6746289
I started watching it recently too, and it's a big shock for me. It's almost a relic of its time, even though it wasn't that long ago. Gays nowadays are pretty much normal people but everyone in that show is such a seedy drug loving whore, as well as the culture of the community they show and the trials of even being gay in that time period.

Watch Looking and compare it to that, they're completely different worlds.

>>6747777
at least you got quads

>>6747172
>>6747172
It's not a deal breaker, but it hints to the top that you're not really into it. That isn't true of course, because I've bottom a bunch of times where I was soft for your same reasons but I was very much enjoying it. You might just have to reassure him how into it you are if he looks unconvinced.

>>6747783
Alright then. My first commandment as your bf is to knock off the morbid stuff and not do anything that isn't in your best interests.

Gottem.

today is the day when rugby finally gives me his cock

>>6747172

I like when they're hard so I can suck on their hard dick while I fuck them, but it's not a dealbreaker if they're soft. It's just a turn on to see a hard dick when I'm fucking an ass and to give a reach around or have them stroking themselves or letting me suck them while I fuck them. But I understand not everyone can keep it up while getting fucked

>>6747810
What

>>6746797
Pandora
> sugar were going down swinging
> hammerhead
> great vacation
> alive with the glory of love

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What the fuck should I do /lgbt/, I used to be a happy straight guy, until my friends started pointing me out that I do gay shit when I'm massively drunk, apparently I've hit on like 4 or 5 different guys when I was drunk, I remember it as me just being "friendly".

It's like a person has live happily without an arm for his whole life, and people point out that he's missing an arm, and he starts questioning shit and feeling unhappy.

When I'm on the gym I look at girls and think about fucking girls, I can recognize when a guy looks handsome but I don't want to suck dick or get fucked in the ass. I feel nervous and uneasy around women, I feel fine around men. I don't seek women or any relationship because I'm an autistic robot that fears rejection.

Also my circle of "friends" basically perceive me as a gigantic faggot now, I don't got anything against gay people though.

>>6747794
Does being bfs involve commandments? I feel like if we're doing this, I should suggest you make an effort to love yourself a lot more, take compliments and stop depreciating yourself at every opportunity.

gottem back

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> tfw saw my abs for the first time during my post workout Mirin sesh today.

We're all gonna make it guys.

>>6747856
Control yourself better when you're drunk.
Most straight guys do gay shit drunk.


t. Straight guy that's made out with all of his friends and two of them at the same time multiple times.

>>6747899
this. straight guys do dumb shit for the lulz when they're drunk and rowdy

i let a poz dude fuck me bareback and cum in me
Am I a bad person

>>6747922
yeah
you slut

>>6747922
you would be if this actually happened.

>>6747899
so the secret to making out....is alcohol ?

>>6746797

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlMBs_HUcxQ

>>6747466
cute lizard

>>6747899
>>6747937
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>6747869
Seems pretty easy. Doubt you'll do what *I* said though.

>>6747922
>Things that didn't happen

>>6747466
>blue lizard

thanks mr. lizard

>>6747960
well, how else will I get some action then ?

>>6747970
Get huge from pumping iron? Iunno.

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>>6747960
I'll do exactly what you said! I'm going to go for a walk, OUTSIDE! Because exercise is in my best interest!

>>6747977
so much sarcasm here
>>6747974
well , have you tried so yourself ?

>>6747576
post face and ssn

>>6747982
I was being serious! I just sound soooo sarcastic because naturally!

>>6747977
Going for a walk wasn't exactly what I said. Presumably you're going to continue whatever it was you were too afraid to be judged on because it was apparently too morbid, in your own words.

You can not go on walks if you really want.

>>6747987
Social security? We don't have that. We have a national insurance number I think.

>>6747982
I don't want to be huge there. I want to be lean and mean. And I'm doing well on both fronts.

>>6748002
deflecting? you must not want 2 be my bf then

>>6748012
Guess not.

How do you not get laid when youre gay all memes aside?

You find everything hot.

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>>6747874
How will you ever cinch your waist for the gods of you keep adding muscles?

>>6748049
tfw natural 21 inch waist

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>>6748052
*waste

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>>6748054
Don't get mad at me 'cause you got hog body

>>6748054

CACKLING

DRAG HA

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>tfw your bi and firts bf left you for a woman.

i understand now why gay people hate bisexuals, or at least don't want to have romantic relationship with them, if i'm honest, if i were bi probably i will left any gay men for a normie women to form a family.

So I'm from Bosnia originally and a lgbt organization there is hosting a festival there and I offering 100 overseas applicants a full ticket to visit for a week to reconnect with our country and to add to queer(lmao) visibility.

On one hand I haven't been to a vacation in ever and it would be great to meet others like me. On the other Bosnia is a balkan hellhole and this feels like a death trap. Conflicted

>>6748030
you can be mine

>>6748070
Well at least you're aware. Some bisexuals will ignore any criticism and play with the jealousy card.

>>6748002
okay then, tell me your exercise routine. i should really exercise more.

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>>6748052
Giggity!

https://youtu.be/IG5oi1FGf_I?t=185

[Enter trip and name fags]
Tell me (You) love me
Admit it, you're really impressed
Would it not amuse (You)
For me to seduce (You)?
Have you ever seen me undressed?

We're shameless
We'll do anything
To get our fifteen minutes of fame!

>>6748070
I don't trust bi guys. It feels like they're unsatisfied because half of what they want you can never give them, and I can't stand them checking out women. At least if it's a man we can both have a little fun out of it.

My ex was bi with a preference for women, so maybe I'm a bit jaded.

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I'm starting to forget him.

>>6748087
What I do is, whenever I feel like it I exercise. Works out pretty well when you never go outside or do anything. You end up killing a lot of time doing pushups and crap.

>>6748081
You can't, like, own a person, man.

>>6748119
I can be yours to use then

Good videos to watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXCxMUu8KXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ9yRLPsJGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gecsG1gYizw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1-z1CTmdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh1TLwxJ4pQ

>>6748127
I don't think that's how relationships work either.

what with the wallhall's horrors of rollsrights, carhacks, stonengens, kisstvanes, tramtrees, fargobawlers, autokinotons, hippohobbilies, streetfleets, tournintaxes, megaphoggs, circuses and wardsmoats and basilikerks and aeropagods and the hoyse and the jollybrool and the peeler in the coat and the mecklenburk bitch bite at his ear and the merlinburrow burrocks and his fore old porecourts, the bore the more, and his blightblack workingstacks at twelvepins a dozen and the noobibusses sleighding along Safetyfirst Street and the derryjellybies snooping around Tell-No-Tailors' Corner and the fumes and the hopes and the strupithump of his ville's indigenous romekeepers, homesweepers, domecreepers, thurum and thurum in fancymud murumd and all the uproor from all the aufroofs, a roof for may and a reef for hugh butt under his bridge suits tony?

>>6748135
damn, how do these things work anyway
wanna chat or something ?
>>6748140
here's your (You)

>>6748146
Sure, what're you into?

>>6748146
Don't talk to anyone here.

Some grammar nazi once called me a cuck because use the word like a lot when I talk

>>6748146
*t. kissless virgin

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>>6748097
yes, that is feel i have with him, he loved me, but i think he see me just a good friend, a bro and a friendship, but his intention was never to be my lover, to share his life with him, i was just his "friend", it sucks, and the worst of all is that i can understand him, maybe is selfhate, but if i was bisexual i would left any gay men for a woman just bc children, family, etc.

also, her new gf, the fucking bitch, is bisexual, i heard than bisexuals have way better relationships with other bisexuals than with homos and heteros and have sense, they at least can understand each other desires.

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>>6746003
My dog did not give a shit when she won

>>6748155
you
jokes aside, books and movies are pretty comfy
also thinking about taking up network security

>>6747856
sounds like your straight

>>6748198
Books and movies? Cmon, throw me a bone here.

>>6748198

books and movies are of the devil
go read the bible you little punk

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>>6746003
Debating on buying a maine coon kitty

Im not gay but ive always wanted a bf.

>>6748254
sooooo are you a bisexual biscum?

>>6748254
That's good, have you fully rejected the evils of the vaginal Jew?

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>>6748298

new thread.

>>6748304
Lol
The threads dead because clownshoes isnt charismarit enough to hold the thread on its own.

>>6748283
Im bi switch.

>>6748287
Ive always wanted to try but im straight sadly.

>>6748304
You're about 100 posts early.

>>6748244
no thanks
>>6748231
welp

>>6748320
I'm saying just saying 'books and movies' tells me nothing. That's like saying you like music.

>>6748310
Cmon, man. I try my very best. What do I need to do, post nudes?

Who is you're gaygen husbando?

>>6748337
No one. Even the good looking trips have shit personalities.

>>6748349
Especially the good looking trips have shit personalities

Some weird shit has been happening to me lately with weird people not sure what's going on exactly but its made me love life and people more. Im tired of being negative and angry im going to not be negative anymore.

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I just got back from my walk. It was a full moon and I didn't even meet a cute werewolf to be my bf. What's the point in living?

>>6748354
Yeah like [spoiler]Rugby[/spoiler]

gg, canada / usa ?

>>6748457
rugby is so fucking hot
oh my god

>>6748493
>tfw he won't fuck and then make fun of you
It's shameful to find him hot, but I do

>>6748506
i want to be his dirty little slut

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>>6748493
>>6748506
>>6748522
He's a shit lay, sorry to ruin your fun. >Made weird noises the whole time >Kept asking me to call him Imam Rugby
>Had to throw out my sheets afterwards

>>6748524
>Kept asking me to call him Imam Rugby
That tickled my funnybone.

>>6748524
shut the fuck up
he's hot, and you know it

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I've... even gone so far as to save some of his pics.
Help me.

>>6748613
moarrr

>>6748649
OH MY GOD
pls tell me you have more

>>6748662
I don't

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Next thread declared for Rugby Edition

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Which one of you is this

>tfw crying to adele
hold me anons

>>6748649
Look at him sucking his fatass stomach in as far as it will go lmao

I"m so lonely

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>>6748739
let him live

How do I die?

>>6748752
choke on cock

>>6748731
Dangerously cheesy.

>>6748743
Same.

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i now have a rugby folder
thanks guys <3

I want rugby to smother me with his thighs until I fall into a coma from lack of oxygen

>>6748786
rugby folder ft. my butt*

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>>6748788
omg same

>>6748794
>he will never bash your head against the wall in a fit of roid rage, only stopping when you are so brain damaged that eating solid food is a struggle for you

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>>6748786
>rugby folder
IMAGINE THE SMELL.

>>6748735
Would if I could

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He will be mine one day <3 <3 <3

Gaygen, I'm in highschool, came out and now my friend's girlfriend is trying to set me up with literally every gay guy and they're all ugly or fat.
I have no idea how to let people know I'm gay so I can get a boyfriend, even my best friends were surprised to learn it. I apparently don't give off any gay vibes :/

>>6748835
>the crossed out eyes
holy shit dude

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>>6748786
>>6748794
Does he even come here anymore?
Does Swede come here anymore? Is sadfrog dead from the military? What're hell happened to this place in the span of a year.

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>>6748848
Just become trans.
You'll be drowning in men

>>6748864
Please neck yourself, thanks famito

>>6746199
You can't be impressed by a whore?

>>6748861
He was here yesterday

>>6748825
I'm sure he smells great ;)

You're all great and I love you

>>6748962
I love Rugby <3

>>6748786
Are those .webms any lewd?

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>>6748962
Im trying to calm down because im angry at the world but reading weird things makes me happy. Just thinking about death and the aftereffects my behaviot tulpa whether or not my brain can adapt to this who my enemies are.

Death is too scary and I would never hurt anybody or myself anymore. I guess my extreme negativity and worldly hatred needs to go. Ive been listening to calmer music and whemevet I think negative I turn it to positive trying to.

At least I have a tulpa and have the ability to be by myself. Im downloadon a bunch of occultic books and going to run a marathon soon and disconnecting internet so I can be alive again.

Its hard to turn anything around when youre not there mentally and genetically with a growth environment not fit to grow but I guess I keep on being positive that it gets better.

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>>6749020
maybe~

I love you, gaygen.

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>>6749046
Love you too, baby!

>>6749038
thats such a good flag

>>6749046
I don't love gaygen or anybody in it. don't even like them. All I see are yous.

>>6749046
Fuck off, they're mine.

They're all mine.

>>6749148
Hold me, Zombii

>>6749160
Hold dis, to be honest.

>>6749160
Where are you? I can try to hold you though my screen, but I think that only works to a certain extent.

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>tfw no bear bf

>>6749200
I live in Canada

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Just aced my exams

: )

>tfw no tranny gf to lay with me each night and think im the coolest person ever rubbing me

>>6749208
Omedetou.

>>6749205
That is a horrifying gif. Nightmares are made of these.

That is the shovel he's going to bury your body with.

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>>6749206
For real though I've always wanted to go to Canada.

>>6749214
are you a weeb, clownshoes?

>>6749221
Tip if you plan on coming. Avoid the prairie provinces, it's boring here.

>>6749222
Could be, who's asking.

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I want rugby to hold me in his big arms <3 <3 <3

>>6749237
I doubt it can be more boring than England.

>>6749242
I could beat rugby up. I wouldn't, but I could.

>>6749242
according to swede, rugby's dick is only like 5 inches but it's girthy and made him cum handsfree

>>6749242
There's a lot of hot trips here.

Ann and redread are the best.

>>6749266
Yeah, but there's better parts of the country in my opinion.

>>6749276
I'm sure it has its own merit, I mean you're there after all~

>>6749281
Daw, you're so sweet.

>>6749268
Can confirm
Rugby is six inches max
but I'd say 5.5
probably less now that's he gained weight

>>6749295
>I have a bigger dick that rugby

HAHAHAHA
It's probably his super low test
Causes him to act like a woman and have barely any dick
Doesn't she also have tits?

I'm sure if he shaved he'd look like a girl underneath, disgusting
Least now we know he isn't an FtM like everyone though

>>6749320
Probably why he's so insecure all the time.

>>6749295
Are we talking hard or what?

>>6749330
Rugby can't get hard without viagra

>>6749320
Eh I don't have test and my dick didn't turn out tiny
A lot of it is genetic I think

>>6749330
well obviously
my dick is like two inches soft

>>6749330
do people really carry around dicks that are 7 inches all the time?

>>6749339
You might not have had a lot of test, but you also probably didn't have as much estrogen either. Now that we know he probably never had a vagina we can only conclude that he is one

didn't he used to be an MtF? Maybe that's what it is, he realised he'd never be a cute blonde girl so now he tries to live his fantasies through his sexual partners

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>And the answer will be... It will be...
>Let me- let me just write it over here...
>The answer is-
>You know what let me change the color...
>we put this... here... with this... business here
>And the answer is 4.
>*annotation pops up* "Sal meant to write 9 here"

>>6749364
>didn't he used to be an MtF?
no

>>6749374
Pretty sure there are pics of him in stockings with shaved legs

>>6749371
? what

>>6749364
hes ftmtf

>>6749380
he had stockings on
but there are pics of me out there in thigh highs
just memes and degenerate shit
don't misconstrue

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>>6749381

>So let's talk about my favorite theorem... the Squeeze Theorem...*slowly writing it out* The Squeeze Theorem...The Squeeze Theorem.
>Actually, you know what? Let me change the-let me change the color-...
>*doesnt change the colour*

Just so you know now that rugby is getting the attention again my new meme is that he is a repressed transgirl.

>>6749391
You're both MtF then?

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NEW THREAD - - -

>>6749402

>>6749402

>>6749402

>>6749395
The truth isn't a meme