Becoming plastic to not feel like a freak edition
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
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▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Cis women of all sizes to make you feel better about yourself: http://www.mybodygallery.com/
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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▶ Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
previously on mtfg: >>6745183
>>6746632 #
someone drew me as a fish person in drawing class today
i feel kinda bad cuz i guess that means i look like a fish but it looked like a girl fish so im kind of happy too
also im pretty sure im loopy from not really eating anything today so feel free to disregard anything i just said.
>>6746685
>>6746689
1st for kill all attractive women whether they be trans or not.
>>6746685
You could have just said bimbo.
>>6746689
>>6746691
That time already?
are diaper boys really not welcome here?
i never post about it unless someone asks about it, but i love browsing this thread in my diaper
Elsanna OTP
>tfw Elanna is only 1 letter short
>>6746703
Only diaper girls.
Sorry.
>go to old navy
>get low key girl clothes
>cashier tries to talk to me
>please no
>change
>put on bra and tank top
>much better
>boys starring at me in parking lot
>people pulling up and starring at me
>have they never seen a guy with nice boobs in a bright fire engine red camero that's had a 700hp engine dropped into it so it sounds like the God of thunder guzzling beer?
Being a guy is tough
>tfw u sign up to go to some recruitment meet and greet
pls halp networking and talking to strangers is scary
>>6746708
can we be bros faye
>>6746689
>>6746691
>>6746695
timestamp or no dysphoria for you
>>6746711
Good luck on that. Just be on your best behavior you know. Not like here.
Did I tell I accepted a job offer?
>>6746719
oh man not this kid i hate this kid
I regret making this OP, I meant for it to be depression-bait, not crass fetishist bait. sorry
>>6746697
no fuck off.
>>6746711
Don't be such a nerd. People aren't scary
>>6746711
i thought the whole point of getting into programming was to be a shut in and never have to interact with people
if that's not the case then why the fug am i getting this degree
>>6746719
Hoooooly shit I didn't even know dicks could do that
>>6746734
>>6746679
But brah, I don't know how to respond to someone earnestly telling me that they want me to soil diapers for them.
>>6746680
>tfw ywn be a fish person
Sounds like you got it made
>>6746719
Why is your penis traffic cone shaped?
>>6746729
Yeah they totally are ;-;
>>6746730
I'm not applying to programming jobs yet. I have basically no work history so I'm applying for entry level positions in customer service and stuff.
>>6746723
I can be behaved, I just don't know wtf to say or how to introduce myself to strangers in such a context. Ohwell, practice tiem.
No you didn't, is that the local one?
>>6746736
iktf
not really tho, I'll never know that feel
>>6746728
It's like you have something against tranny bimbos.
>>6746730
To be made fun of?
>>6746730
Programmers usually work in teams I thought
>>6746738
i never have any clue if it's really you because you've posted an unreal amount of photos and gifs on this site for years now
also ive seen your dick way too much
>>6746736
Honestly... It seems kinda small, compared to, uh.. yeah...
CHASERS GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6746745
C-charlotte?
>>6746739
*pats ur diapee*
still dry! good girl
>>6746728
I'm just a boy who's training to be a sissy bimbo
I'm not a fetishist!
>>6746742
If she's trans I'm just gonna kill myself now ;_;
>>6746749
Hi Dana ^^
<3 <3 <3
Memes aside, what is reddit actually like? Is it really as bad as Susan's or Laura's?
I'm getting really bored of /lgbt/ and /cd/ is too slow
>>6746753
It's repulsive. It's a fucking traffic cone. Absofuckinlutely tiny at the tip I'd have more fun sucking a pencil.
>>6746750
So uh... How's it going?
>>6746749
you know, just because we're chasers, doesn't mean we don't have feelings
>>6746753
Can you not read? It's a cone
>>6746756
please basic, I don't mean you, I could NEVER be mad at you.
>>6746760
>tfw pencil dick
welp i guess i gotta stop fantasizing about grace now
>>6746753
it'd be easier to say what isn't wrong with it
>>6746739
i wish i kept the picture, she also gave me an ayy lmao
no gills tho so id probably die
desu that's sounds like a scary as fuck situation to be in, no job in a new city
even worse for me considering im probably the worst candidate for a customer service job out there lol
>>6746753
I'm attracted to your penis tho, don't worry.
>>6746770
How are you? :3 <3
>>6746757
Stay your hand anon. That's a real girl.
>>6746760
>>6746753
>It's repulsive. It's a fucking traffic cone.
>tfw no one to pozz up with my specific strain
>>6746750
oh cool it's grace
it's nice when grace is here
>>6746775
>>6746780
elliot is that you?
>>6746775
Meh/10
>>6746761
So uuuuuhhhhh
I might go for SRS
W-would you wanna help break it in?
>>6746769
I'll pity step on it.
>>6746775
No. My dick is better and I'm on Estrogen. Plus your face in this one makes you look like a fucking Elder Scrolls elf, and I don't want to be screaming SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS when I'm in bed with someone.
>>6746757
some trans girls are unforgivably cute.
>>6746782
sounds dangerous
>>6746787
It's really weird seeing ftms with bottom surgery
>>6746764
<.<
I dunno what to say.
My reference says otherwise.
>>6746789
fucking savage
>>6746786
i want to pet the pup
>>6746765
N-never?
>>6746775
Mine was nicer.
>>6746790
she's cute but she looks like she's from the moons of juniper
>>6746790
easy with Photoshop, they blurred fucking everything, look at the giraffe neck distortion to get rid of that apple
>>6746792
That's what makes it hot
>>6746787
Get your fucking dick off the thread I dont wanna see that gay shit.
>>6746803
WHY DO YOU HAVE HALF AN ASS
>>6746799
and you tossed it aside after all it did for you
shamefulu
>>6746803
Seriously I wish I had your body you're like so little and girly
boys r gross
>>6746607
i'm not even that insecure i just want to pass ;-;
>>6746789
>W-would you wanna help break it in?
NoooooooOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOoooooo
>>6746803
Eh
>>6746796
WOOF :3
What trip has the best cheeks?
>>6746789
>I'll pity step on it.
yes mistress thank you mistress
>>6746805
it's already hot
it's been a record-breaking summer
wait does that mean global warming is caused by road head?
>>6746803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YPWJNgrCQ6
ugly penis
>>6746811
Yeah, idk.
>>6746749
TRANSBIAN AGP SCUM GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>6746803
you've got a real bottom look about you
>>6746820
post butte
also transition
>>6746818
face cheeks or butt cheeks
>>6746811
My spiro-nuked balls are bigger than yours what the shit
>>6746820
Whatever you say Maxim's bf idk how he lets you get away without squatting like that
Are you a top somehow? Because you don't look like one.
>>6746818
charchar
>>6746815
>i'm not even that insecure
>>6746801
it's all about the face tho. I wanna look like an anime too
>go on reddit ask transgender and transpassing
>people are unironically speaking about communism, and unironically have dyed blue hair and septum piercings
>you can't post in reddit anonymously
I thought you guys were memeing
>>6746826
Oi, fuck off m8
>>6746832
good job being the biggest faggot in a tranny thread
>>6746728
what did you think would happen :/
why do you like making depressing generals anyway, it's not nice
>>6746787
Ok so no offense but you are an ftm right?
>>6746759
nowhere near as bad. most memeing about reddit is just that, memeing, it's much easier to carry on a conversation than 4chan even though it can be a bit circlejerky at times
just only go to the good subreddits, it's not like reddit is all one homogenous community, finding the good subreddits is the only tricky bit
>>6746832
WHY IS IT SO TINY
YOU ARE TINY
ARE YOU AN FTM
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'D JUST TAKE IT IF SOMEONE SLAPPED YOU
HELL I BET YOU'D THANK THEM
>>6746836
Why do you think I left?
>>6746831
grace dont be rude
he's some guy posting dick pics on a tranny general
don't you think he has it hard enough?
>>6746832
Nice waist. Get on hormones fast before you lose that girlish figure.
check out this picture of an asians natural state pre-transition. they sure have it hard!
>>6746798
probably not
>>6746840
>posting on mtfg
time to transition bb
>>6746836
communism is good it just has an autistic fanbase
>>6746830
face
>>6746835
easy with Photoshop as I said, I can see the pixel distortion clearly in that one especially the right side of the face and the hand on the right
looking like anime just requires massive amounts of makeup and ffs depending if man face
>>6746844
Now that I think of it I'm probably making him hard.
>>6746847
Oh your pansy ass is ignoring me now okay
Because your dick looks like an enlarged clit
Your face is girly as fuck
You have nearly no bodyhair you twink
Your frame is so fucking tiny it's unreal
you are not a man
>>6746839
>why do you like making depressing generals anyway, it's not nice
because I need to get it out of my system. you're my therapy.
>All this dick
Jesus mods sleeping as fucking always.
>tfw dizzy
i feel like im gonna fall over when i stand up
what's happening to me ;-;
>>6746847
Wanna date?
This is me
>>6746811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZJMRXPsWt9
>>6746810
It got what it deserved
>>6746834
why wouldn't i be when i don't pass?
>>6746857
I don't do that, I just want a pure husband and traditional wedding
>>6746857
I don't respond well when some random gayboy looking kiddo shoves his cock in my face
carol is a good pup
>>6746853
You sound jealous hon
>>6746846
You're nuts
>>6746853
>Because your dick looks like an enlarged clit
That's not what I meant and you know it.
>>6746862
you're not scared it'll try and get revenge?
>>6746837
U fuck off m8. I'll hook u in the gabba. I swear on me mum.
>>6746853
>tfw no girl will ever talk to you like this until you get so mad you throw her on the bed and pound her till she cries
>>6746856
No one is stopping you from keeping it. Transition time~
>>6746870
Ty bb <3
>>6746872
hurtful
>>6746871
Having tiny balls like him would make my life easier, yeah
>>6746868
i want mr plinkett to lock me in his basement
>>6746874
Does this happen? Asking for a friend.
>>6746879
p-pls don't bully me anon ;__;
>>6746799
That's what I'm saying.
>>6746884
NO NIM NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS IN THERE
>>6746859
Have you drank enough water?
>>6746862
your dick eats dicks for breakfast? are you some kind of fag or something?
this thread sucks lol
>>6746882
I'm sorry ;~;
>>6746890
Ye, start transitioning bb <3
>>6746880
>letting me talk to you like that until you get mad
Betaaaaaaaaaaa
>>6746889
carol whats ur fursona
>>6746896
It does now that you're here
>>6746904
Ugly boys make the best girls, twink
>>6746901
wut
>>6746904
Ye but you look cute so probbly average female
>>6746896
I'm back for those toes, now pay up
this is why i hate brandon once he posts one photo and gets some responses he takes it as an invitation to post hundreds of pictures
most of the pictures are basically the same and 90% feature his erect penis
also the classic "tell any guy who posts here he should transition" technique wont work on him because he is totally shameless and immune to criticism
>>6746892
i dunno it seems like there's a lot of cool movies down there
>>6746879
anime posting is cute, even if you're right about transbians
>>6746910
>I'm already a virgin at 23 :(
>>6746910
Ye but I mean, you are pretty much a twink so would be pretty cute DESU
>>6746889
I'll bully you in bed, you degenerate anime posting transbian.
>>6746900
s-shut up grace
>>6746909
no way Jose
>>6746913
And DEATH
>>6746919
Oh good I didn't even notice how fucking disgusting your nose is
So when are you gonna fuck off virgin?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11015736
>>6746919
Your cheekbones compliment it decently, so not really.
>>6746921
This is my fetish
>>6746922
>s-stuttering
Yeah no you're fuckin done kid. I bet you'd willingly do something degrading like service my feet.
>>6746923
I'm going to get those soles senpai, only a matter of time
>>6746924
I have a crush on stoklasa.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11015744
>>6746921
I feel like we're on a blue board and I can at least pretend the other guy doesn't have his dick out
>>6746919
just transition tbdesu
Idk if I should
>>6746929
I'll take em
this is what happens with male apologism
>>6746929
i would do that for a nice girl, but not a big fat meanie like you
ive been browsing /x/ looking for spooky stories but i can't find any so I'll ask here:
have you had anything spooky happen to you that you couldn't explain using reason?
im sure there's others but here is a recent one:
>be surfing online
>hear mic turn on
>some shuffling then a "oh"
>hear mic being turned off
i got freaked out that someone was spying on me for like a month
Who posted a picture which got deleted? Did anyone save it
>>6746894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPoXSYSZRE
>>6746932
I want Jay to be my husband
>>6746930
lol u really wont my feet are absolutely disgusting and no one needs to see that
>>6746942
No, plus FFS is a thing anyway
>>6746847
I've never been triggered by a dude before, I wish I was that fem
>>6746924
EAT MY ASS BITCH
>>6746926
you decided, it's time for a thiccccccccc vegan smoothie
>>6746943
Averagedick over here. No.
>>6746924
that man milk bit from one of the half in the bag episodes is provably my favorite of mike's
>>6746940
Shut the fuck up, why aren't you sucking the big toe already?
>>6746938
No you won't, you don't deserve them.
>>6746951
What ass?
>>6746951
turns out he does have body hair grace
>>6746951
worst meme
>>6746951
>>6746946
We've already been over this, I'm going to get those feet whether you like it or not
>>6746926
uh, pizza hut in the garage?
>>6746956
>No you won't
I'm thirsty senpai, help
>>6746945
>ywn live with stoklasa and hang out with grace whenever jay is visiting
http://www.infowars.com/north-carolina-teachers-ordered-to-avoid-calling-students-boys-and-girls/
WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS
>>6746958
Hi Mado
how long on hrt did it take for your gt to shrink mtfg? for me im at 8 months and there's a noticeable difference feels great man. does it continue to shrink the less u use it or it shrinks like over a set period of time and that's it?
>>6746958
gimme a supreme meme mado
I shouldn't have put down the pls option.
I can never get a straight answer from you kids
>>6746969
Because everyone thinks that removing the symptoms is the same thing as treating the problem.
>>6746969
put sprawly-drawn makeup on that pepe for maximum effect
>>6746945
Hi there
>>6746973
Talk about your dick elsewhere bro, this is a thread for girls.
>>6746968
Bluh, they live just an hour or two north of me, too..
>>6746956
ur really frustrating me grace u wont like me when im frustrated
Is the archive not saving things anymore? I can't find anything past aug 7
>>6746969
Gender is a meme and isn't necessary
>>6746972
Yo
>>6746974
But memes are bad for your health.
>tfw rich evans will never slam ur bp
>>6746967
Get in line, sissy.
>>6746984
Do you think I ever like you?
>>6746981
that's actually a direct question related to transitioning m8
>>6746992
>ywn have rich make prank calls to cheer you up when you're sad
>>6746983
did you die in the riots?
>>6746993
you are a real pain in my side
How long does it take for HRT to improve your mood? If I'm still miserable after 2 months should I stop?
>>6746999
Riots weren't near me, but thanks for reminding me to talk to my dad about getting a gun. We probably should have one.
>>6746990
you think i meme for my health?
i meme because it's in my BLOOD
by embracing the tranny meme i have myself become a meme
>>6747001
It's not an anti depressant
>>6746993
Skypu
>>6747001
r u taking estrogen and an AA it just one of those?
i love my gf so much
>>6746990
I'm bored rn, what should I do?
actual footage of me making that smoothie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swolwxx82QI
>>6746965
yeah uncle funkle women is a trip! let's say you accidentally scream out AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and they jumpin out ya car.
>>6747001
i've been on blockers since sept since nov 2014 and the estrogen for a year. look at any of myposts
>>6747000
And you're a pain in my ass but we keep going anyway.
>>6747006
kek
>see work friend
>hang out and share a little of what being trans is like
>they ask about my genitals
>accidentally tell her i still have it
WORK IS GOING TO BE HELL WHAT HAVE I DONE
i want to /frz/post with trashys boyfriend where is he
>>6747001
>improve your mood?
it's mostly physical effects, the op has a graph for months
>>6747001
It won't improve your mood.
All it does is replace hormones that feel bad with hormones that feel better. Don't expect it to make you happy.
still
HECKIN FRUSTRATED
for the mistake I made yesterday
(due to a misunderstanding I accidentally told my psychiatrist I'm not in a hurry to transition and the earliest I see him is next thursday)
>>6747004
Have some memes then
>>6747008
I love Noun
>>6747010
idk chill listen to music draw eat snort heroin shoot meth
Hey nerds~
>>6747016
When I was at work yesterday my shift leader was like
Oh my gosh I have so many questions but I don't know what's okay to say or not
And I just let her ask anything
Idk it's nbd to me
I don't like these animu posters
>>6746854
you dont need to though
>>6746973
I made a detailed chart
>>6747030
well you are on a animu website
>>6746685
I swear the Tesco checkout guy just said to me "Do you want a bag miss?" But I don't understand, I'm nearly six feet tall, sporting a cornrow and hoodie, I look like some thug rapper right now. I have no idea how I could have been mistaken for a woman.
>>6747035
Ye, meth and heroin sound hard to get
c9 confirmed
rtz ee bone7 svg aui
>>6747036
no, i mean it helped me somewhat. just don't think you won't be a depressive person if you are one rn.
>>6747037
>having less than 6 inches for your gt
>>6747036
>feel less dysphoria
that's from the body changes that take longer. hair removal and ffs also help but hrt will redistribute fat to make you more feminine over time
>>6746979
Not the same pepe but I tried.
>>6747036
they are like
just blatantly wrong imo
most of these people haven't been on hrt long, and pleb is delusional about her appearance
hrt relieves dysphoria a lot, T just feels fucking wrong compared to E and E makes things feel so much more normal
>>6747037
wow it really only shrunk by like two inches before srs? it feels like this might be a tmmv type of thing
>>6747028
im not afraid to answer genuine questions as long as im not harassed for my answer. its different for me.
>>6747030
(You)
>>6747036
kek see ya
>>6747037
dude your dick has a subterranean lair to brood and plan it's revenge
it's like a bond villain
>>6747034
I do
>>6747052
Anime SUCKS
do i pass
>>6747059
SO CUTE OMG
>>6747047
>pleb is delusional about her appearance
How do you know this?
Are you around her all the time?
Quid pls
>>6747059
don't worry you'll be a cat soon
i know it's ruff
>>6747059
Whould pet and give belly rubs/10
>>6747037
>>6747036
Ok, so for me, it felt immediately better, but the main thing that's easing dysphoria is the emotional changes. I feel like I'm more true to myself in expression. No, that doesn't mean I feel better all the time, but I'm more comfortable.
It's worth taking if you're dysphoric, but it won't cure it. Dysphoria is partially a mental issue as well, as much as people like to say it's not a mental disorder. However, it can't be treated as easily as chronic depression.
>>6747066
should I pet her for you
>>6747071
:3
What's up?
>>6747055
It's more subtle than antidepressants though.
>>6747069
I don't believe you
>>6747071
But how else are you suppose to slay that boy pussy?
>>6747064
I mean, I get where she's coming from, but she simply doesn't look as bad as she says and she can definitely pass. She just has strong features.
>>6747074
You shouuuuuuld
>>6747075
Lizzy!!! :3
pleb a cutest desu
>>6747082
hi Charlotte. How're you?
this thread is gendered and rapidly sexist
>tfw your face gets red for no reason during the day and it always looks like you have a rash or something
why doesn't this happen to anyone else fuuucckkk
Im lonely :c
Anyone have music for me to fully embrace this feel?
>>6747080
Look Quid
I understand where you're coming from.
I feel that I don't pass and yet I barely ever get clocked.
I think a lot of trans women equate strong features as something a woman should never have.
It was something that I was forced to believe in by many trans women that trans or cis should never have strong features
>>6747085
ooooo lizzy
how are you :)
>>6747085
I'm kinda ok. It's gonna be a long week. I just wanna leave. Hbu?
>>6747099
horrible still. you?
>>6747089
Yes.
>>6747100
im doing terrible. even worse than before actually
Not so fast kiddo. Do you really think you have the strength to get past me?
>>6747101
i feel kinda lightheaded
i think my sugar is low
but my mom probably forgot to pic me up so im stuck waiting at my college for her to pick me up
>>6747105
I take it you haven't found anywhere to stay?
>>6746986
Go be "genderfluid" elsewhere
>>6747098
i understand, i do, i just don't want people to be misled
i can't imagine ever not seeing a man when i look in the mirror even though i know i'll pass well enough Tbh
I can't wait until it's cold outside so my family starts using the heat and im not FUCKING FREEZING INSIDE MY OWN ROOM
>>6747107
*stands back and watches as you cut your own kneecap off*
Psssh
nothing personnell
>>6747112
I had ffs and yet I still see a man and also feel that the standards we out here on how women should look
Is ridiculous.
>>6747113
just a excuse to wear qt sweaters
>>6747116
yeah hopefully
it's been an hour and a half since she was supposed to be here though
>>6747120
Basically
Cardigans are good for this usually
Since elanna's was obv a joke here's my serious one.
You can see the spike at one year when I started getting dresses that fit right. The slow decline starting at year 3 when I got on cypro. The sharp uptick when I got off cypro and started using a penis pump for sick gains.
>>6747115
>you walk inside and are confronted by this
"I see you have defeated my minion. But I tire of your little games now"
>>6747116
I wish I could help, lizzlizz
If I had my own place I'd let you stay and try to help you get back on your feet
>>6747111
I'm not wrong.
>>6747129
*bang*
Heh...
get rekt nerd
>>6747107
heh..
post cute ear rings
>>6747136
>I see you have come this far. I will admit, I am impressed kiddo. But your little adventure ends here!
*this boss is immune to bullets and will deflect them with his katana*
>tfw you try to choke a guy with your thighs and his head presses up against your penis killing the mood
living is awful
>>6747150
*throws a beer bottle at the boss' head, knocking him out*
rip in peas
>>6747150
*show proof of god*
>>6747116
There are more than a few people here willing to give you a place to stay until you're back on your feet. I'd have to talk to my landlord, but you might be able to stay a few months as an extended guest.
>tfw I'll never be as pretty as rachel from slowdive
or pretty in general, i guess..
>>6747160
the biggest issue i have with out of state stuff is that my insurance is through the state and I dont know how I'd get my meds. But I would go somewhere else in a heartbeat
>liking penis does not make you less of a lesbian
>genitalia does not equal sexuality or gender
agree or disagree?
>>6747126
They also help hide tranny shoulders which is a bonus.
>>6747137
those are cute earrings
how much does that beepbeep original in the background cost
>>6747158
*you finally enter the final boss's NEET lair*
>myahahahahaha. My my, but it was interesting to watch you playing with my little pets. But playtime is over now. Time to die!
>>6747170
this one?? idk..id like to touch up on it..maybe i could make a second and send it..but i like this one too much.. ill sell it for like..idk..$50?
>>6747166
Sexuality is a meme and it's pointless to label
Just stealth pissed outdoors for the first time since SRS. I guess I'll have to get used to that. Also, dilating under a small tent isn't exactly convenient...
>>6747183
yeah that one it's nice
could i commission you to do a painting? i have an idea in mind and i'd pay a hefty fee for it...
what do you do when you have too much fat on your tummy but not enough fat on your face?
>>6747185
>sexuality is a meme
elaborate. calling things a meme is a meme these days and is pretty meaningless.
>>6747194
Give up
Try not to cry
Cry
I give up.
Good night <3
>>6747107
this is my boyfriends u better beat it
horse c:
>>6747194
tummy girls are cute
>>6747201
scary
>>6747200
It takes a special kind of talent to make a trench coat look bad... Emphasis on special.
can you suppress gag?
mine is super sensitive
>>6747176
mwahaha
you have walked into my trap
i bet you werent expecting my super weapon
...memes
FOR
YOU
>>6747195
Second part. It's pointless to label.
>>6747192
what do you want? how much are we talking?
>>6747212
It's not pointless to label. There are many viable reasons to label your sexuality.
>>6747210
XD
>>6746685
I suddenly don't feel so bad about my leg and arm length
Those tits are disgusting and look like balloons though
>>6747216
a painting of your butt
name your price
>>6747210
typical :3
>>6747209
don't do this with a banana like that if it breaks you'll choke on it
>>6747226
whut, why not just swallow?
>>6747153
that sounds even better
>>6747209
smile while you do it
>>6747236
no, anything touching my penis or reminding me I have one is a big nono
>>6747218
Not really. Causes too many complications. You're either attracted to someone or you aren't, you don't need a label to try and cover every one of your attractions based on an arbitrary notion like gender. Just tell someone if you wanna fuck, it's that simple.
>>6747223
LMAO ive never really painted a person before..idk i could try and make it tasteful..wouldnt you just prefer a picture though?
>>6747210
Grace pls
>>6747242
yes i would but you always say you're gonna post it and then you never do
reply to this post if you love your qt gf
>>6747248
another anon told me i had to be pure...
Reply to this post if you don't have a gf
>>6747210
I am unironically disgusted and triggered by how poorly this banepost was done. I expect better from you, Grace.
>>6747253
i would if i had one
>>6747260
butts are pure
>>6746690
>driving a camaro
>not doing the same but in lifted redneck-mobiles to make the boys wet, get stares from guys walking, driving by.... Big dorky smiles
Get on my level
>>6747301
grace milk
Think i'm gonna do more molly tomorrow
>>6746690
LMAO THO
alright now it feels like my head is spinning so im going to sleep since there's no food in the house
if i die it was nice knowing all of you
>>6747315
Serotonin.
do you like my new haircut /mtfg/
>>6747261
Hi
>>6747327
you're so pretty, will you be my friend?
>>6747323
no
>>6747261
Hi ;__;
>>6747330
Go gf ur roommate already
>>6747323
Don't worry I'm not letting mado take molly again.
>>6747334
Have fun then.
>>6747296
your going to have to buy me a ring first
>>6747261
never have and probably never will :'(
>>6747327
very nice
>>6747338
That's kinda gay senpai
>>6747340
Good, don't let them suffer
>>6747340
But aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa if I get it though
>>6747342
Thanks anon.
I want to be locked up and heavily, heavily drugged for the rest of my natural lifespan. Anyone else know this feel?
>>6747336
Sorry about going off the wall at you the other day :/
>>6747347
Sheen how bad is my bdd?
My therapist but he'd me out and said I pass
>>6747356
*tells me
>>6747348
Being gay is fun though.
>single and gay is not though desu
>>6747355
Its whatever..
>>6747363
ok... really though I was out of line. Sorry.
>>6747210
You should trim your eyebrows.
>>6747364
It wouldn't be everryydayyy just everytime i do acid. Also cordy maybe? At home
>>6747356
you look pretty and I have agreed with you before that your jaw angle could have been done better but that is your only issue
>>6747327
Where'd you learn how to do makeup?
What's your crying song, /mtfg/? I know u got one, don't be shy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOte-LAcn6o
>>6747366
*pets the pupper*
>>6747377
Well I'm getting a revision in early November for fat graft and possible jaw
>>6747376
*pat pat pat*
>>6747383
ah thats good, you should be happy after that no?
>>6747370
I just got them threaded, actually.
>>6747363
Is it really? Should I try it?
>>6747365
Or I could be the boy, your call
>>6747379
http://youtu.be/zcKGqgwLzjA
Painful memories...
>>6747327
Why did you stop tripping?
>>6747385
I don't know
Depends on how it turns out
>>6747393
How bad is my bdd, cfh
Are my new glass totes boy mode
>>6747398
Geez, didn't know that. Sorry. I get way overly protective of some people and can turn quite nasty sometimes... I'm really sorry.
>>6747379
When I cry, I listen to heavy metal. Mainly devil driver and other bands like that. Idk why but for some reason lots of noise numbs the pain.
>>6747385
hugg shann
>>6747390
Lookin good. And I dig the shirt. c:
>>6747393
Ughhhkkk don't talk to me abt Joy Division. Bad feelios.
>>6747398
Is that why you chose the name?
>>6747401
If you're Angie, it's off the charts and you should do something about it, really...
>>6747408
hugg simm
>>6747385
>tfw genetics were not kind to you
>>6747414
<3 <3 <3
>>6747391
You respond to ass slaps like a girl though.
>>6747415
ayyyy
>>6747412
no pls save urself aaaa
>>6747415
I look like my grandma, but with my grandpa's nose. This is the worst feelwhen.
>>6747418
At least you have that much. Are you doing ok lately though? Sleeping good? Eating right?
>>6747379
Egoist - All alone with you
>>6747421
>sleep
lmao recurring nightmares for years
>eating
lmao broke as shit one meal a day
>>6747417
I wasn't aware that girls and boys responded to ass slaps differently. P sure boys can squeal too.
>>6747418
Yes.... I fucked up massively. I shouldn't have said any of what I did. I'm a massive fuckup. You have my full apologies and if there is anything I can do to make up for saying all that shit then please say :/
>tfw faggot and a tranny but absolutely despise other faggots and trannies
>>6747402
so alpha
>>6747430
>faggot
but I thought you liked guys?
>>6747379
https://youtu.be/Hs3Wki_uYzQ
>>6747430
Faggots and trannies need to be exterminated
>>6747426
Make me squeal Elanna. pls.
>>6747434
yes, that's why i'm a faggot.
>>6747423
This is too pretty to cry to wtf
>>6747425
Sleep is dopey anyway. Maybe the meal is a good meal tho?
>>6747431
YOU CANNOT CUT BACK ON FUNDING YOU WILL REGRET THIS
>>6747440
but you are a girl
>>6747437
I'm not sure I know how ;-;
>>6747431
hugg anon
>>6747447
no.
I've had trouble sleeping all week because I read these in the middle of the night. So i thought I'd ruin everyone else's nights too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck_murders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isdal_Woman
>lip lift and fat grafting to hips this December
>forehead work next summer
Maybe in another year I will look remotely female
whos your favorite anon
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ANON
w h o s y o u r f a v o r i t e a n o n
\/\/H05 ¥0ur f4v0r1t3 4n0n
wHoS YoUr FaVoRiTe AnOn
whos your favorite anon
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ANON
w h o s y o u r f a v o r i t e a n o n
\/\/H05 ¥0ur f4v0r1t3 4n0n
whos your favorite anon
WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE ANON
w h o s y o u r f a v o r i t e a n o n
\/\/H05 ¥0ur f4v0r1t3 4n0n
wHoS YoUr FaVoRiTe AnOn
>>6747450
but you have breasts, a vagina and two X chromosomes
i love my gf so much oh my god shes di amazing i LOVE HER i want to kiss her and hug her and love her forever and marry her and she's the BEST <3
>>6747409
But what to do?
>>6747456
i have xyy, chromosomes, a wide jaw, shoulders broad enough to land a plane on, a shit nose, and was born with a penis.
so
>>6747455
I'm a fan of me desu.
>>6747454
let me know how the fat graft goes.
>>6747446
Ok, I just don't want to upset people or burn bridges or anything :/
>>6747460
I mean, in that picture of you holding up a drink you look tiny compared to the average dude sitting behind you
>>6747436
Aw this is rly nice c:
>>6747446
The only reason I eat any shred of healthy food is because it's free for me. Most times, I just go without. I would give you all this junk if I could. Promise.
>>6747455
u my favorite anon
>>6747455
Anonymous is pretty great.
>>6747468
and?
>>6747453
Never heard of the second one before, thanks.
>tfw you choke so hard your vision goes blank and you can feel the life draining out of you for a few seconds
>tfw it's the most peaceful you've ever felt in like 7 years
>>6747459
I'm definitely not keen on recommending therapy. But some, focusing specifically on the BDD issue, might help. Other than that, simply accepting that most compliments are sincere helped me a lot.
>>6747474
I am just saying that maybe Angie isnt the only one with bdd
>>6747464
hug beep
>>6747471
Thanks I guess. I'ma go back to suffering now.
>>6747482
you do know that manlets are a thing, yeah? just look at the average chaser here.
>>6747458
relatable
>>6747472
Is she cute? A-asking for a friend...
>>6747490
you're not a manlet though
you are a girl
>>6747495
girls don't have two y chromosomes.
>>6747494
Shes talking about me.
>>6747480
Has my jaw improved or do I need FFS? It's been 6 months.
unsee cc/gedosipa/
>>6747501
No shes talking about me
>>6747501
O-oh ;_;
>Nier is coming to PC
Mmmm.
>>6747507
UGH u don't deserve those lips
Can someone please help me figure out how to find an endocrinologist or someone to prescribe my hormones. I have been on hormones for 2 years and I am about to run out due to moving to another state and have no idea how to find a doctor to treat me. Every one I call says they need a referral
>>6747500
so ur sayin u have an extra chromosome? uhuhuhuhu
>>6747507
Geeze louize, I am jelly of your lips Kira. You really rag on yourself a lot, but that's a great pic
i want to kiss shakira
>>6747518
call old doc for referral
>>6747494
[spoiler]anonymous is a real qt[/spoiler]
All of edie's snaps are about overwatch now and it's weird
>>6747526
Oh gosh :3
>>6747482
Bdd sucks
>>6747528
shes lily edie is her stripper name
>>6747528
hopefully she will become a pasty obese nerd
I'm sad
I dont want things to be shitty but they are
>>6747537
Such is life
>>6747528
Why is it weird?
What's your opinion on the fish tank group?
>>6747528
i think edie changes her personality to fit in
>>6747537
:(
i don't want you to be sad
*hug*
>>6747526
How many blushing_anime_girl.gifs are in your collection?
>>6747537
Yer in good company, kiddo
>>6747541
Your jaw looks great. The hair frames it well, the neck contours nicely into it. Like, that's a rly elegant look
>>6747544
she said she does
edie is a persona
lily is the real person
>no one replies to my post about surgery but everyone wants to talk about edie
-_-
>>6747542
Idk I just don't know anything about video games. I like the fish tank a lot, it's a ki. I aspire to look half as good as those girls
>>6747537
:(
What's the matter Smiles?
>>6747550
>edie is a persona
>lily is the real person
There's a difference? Because she acts exactly the same...
I want to guzzle 16 oz of human cum
>>6747553
I'm in the group also and not too fond of it. The girls there have these ridiculous beauty standards that are over the top.
It's mysogony towards cis women
I'm putting this meme to rest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11016612
>>6747454
Jelly af. My family wants be yo be more school and less ffs oriented....
>>6747559
So say we all.
>>6747539
Who's the chick-a?
>>6747454
How much is the lip lift costing you? Did you have to save up, or are you one of the lucky duckies who can just afford surgery?
>>6747556
I know it's prob hard to believe, but I'm a stranger, so you know I'm telling the truth.
>>6747559
Spanish ounces or Tower ounces? This is important
>>6747556
Missed your pics, sorry... Time to try to get some sleep. Won't be easy with the rain and the bells from the cow herd nearby...
>>6747559
Same.
>>6747554
I feel sad
Always
I have for months probably years
Its beginning to surface there's no cure
>>6747561
I do think the beauty standards are high but it just pushes me to be better and prettier. I don't wanna be a disgusting man like I am rn, I want to be a gorgeous enviable woman
>>6747558
But why? You pass and you get regular cock, two things that cannot be said about me.
>>6747559
i wanna guzzle 16 oz of dragon cum
>>6747572
Not hugboxing, simply boxing you in with hugs.
>>6747571
Well... hm :c
I mean, you are in a pretty bad environment at the moment and under an intense amount of stress... its probably being caused by the mixture of these :/
I hope soon stuff improves for you. You shouldn't have to deal with constant sadness or anything like that :(
>>6747575
>my life: the post
>>6747572
fucc elann
>>6747565
Me
>>6747571
>hrt is making smiles even cuter
its nooott faaaaaaairrr
>>6747597
>20 posts early
>>6747574
But why be superficial like them?
Some of those girl actually live near me.
I met up with a few and they are some of the most miserable people I've ever been with.
ummm It seems I missed all the fun and degeneracy.
What's going on?
I was going to make spaghetti squash, but the squash I bought was like rotten.
>>6747600
Image cap
>>6747604
Before judgement, walk a mile in their shoes. I mean if Mallory wants to live that life, she's free to seek and live it.
Only until then will she see if it is a life worth living or not. You can't dismiss people's experience and lives offhand.
but whatever.
IF YOU'RE NOT BUYING MONOGRAMMED TOWELS FOR YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND THEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A BEST FRIEND