MTFG or: Why the hell does Aria keep making these threads? edition

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>>6735937
But angie says the irc is full of hons

nim is the new grace

you ever just take a step back and see how ridiculous your life is?


like I'm a neet tranny how did that happen?

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>guy friend
>"wanna make some babies ;)?"
s-shut up

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>>6735950
Whadda you mean by that?

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>>6735947
That's because Angie got BTFO'd for being autistic af.
She kept coming in and turning the thing into this mess and people asked that she get banned for it. She then proceeded to throw an autistic shit fit and try proxying herself into the irc. The result: Angie is banned forever and IRC continues on much like it always has.

>>6735950
But Grace is Grace, anon!

>>6735923 →
can we kiss or something?
>>6735925 →
I'll be better when kaylee is here
she makes me feel like a girl

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>trans
>has a gf

rly maeks u thnk...

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>>6735954
And they said you'd never make it in life. Sure showed them!

Fuck it, I'm not much better off. This is about the furthest thing from what they envisioned for me. Doctor, they said! Lawyer, they proclaimed! Weeeelllllpppppp

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>>6735970

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11000912

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please someone help me not feel dysphoric
please
I hate it!
thank you

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Is it weird that I don't recognize like 80% of the trips posting rn?

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>>6735970
I see that damn meme on /pol/ all the time and honestly? It's one of the most annoying things to me. I just... fucking hate it.

>>6735950
why can't i be the new nim

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>>6735978
>Stuff your face.
Fuck it. I'm going for the lulzy one.
Hey Sheen.

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>tfw I can't convince myself to take the plunge

Every single time right before I try order hrt I chicken out, and then become depressed for like a week after it.

Someone convince me please

>>6735997
>tfw you had the order placed and backed out when you found out you needed a PO box
just kill me senpaitachi

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>tfw hon for life

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>tfw u render stuff on a laptop
Pls don't die computer ;~;

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>>6735988
Because I'm already the new nim.
muahahahaha

>>6735997
Get really really drunk or high first, it tends to numb the part of your brain that says "what would everyone else think?" so you're only left with what you actually want.

>>6736001
Can't you get it delivered to your door??

>>6735983
wow you're a really pretty girl, nice job

whos the new Lauren?

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>>6735997
If I win a round of rock, scissors, paper, you have to do it.

>>6735983
>wine
>beer
>spirits
>dysphoria
You get to pick one and only one. For what it's worth, I'm in the same floaty boaty.

>>6736011
Me

>>6736006
then what am i :<

>>6736010
thank you...
>>6736013
i can't drink I'll get fat

>>6735983
Dehumanize Yourself And Face To Bloodshed

>>6736009
i dunno they told me to get a PO box

>>6736013
How do we play?

>>6736020
>>6736020
R A R E

>>6736019
Vodka is 64 calories per 28g. Unless you down the entire bottle, I think you'll be ok.

I see you contemplating. Please don't down the entire bottle.

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>>6736018
A gayfer

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>>6736032
eye don't see it

>>6736032
i want to see elann look at me with that face

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Is there an old Charlotte?
I know there isn't a new Charlotte, because I'm special :3
But like
am I the "new X"?

>>6736023
It's cheaper and more anonymous to deliver to a PO box.

>>6736018
You're Grace now, according to anon.

>>6736019
You only get fat if you drink beer.

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>>6736023
You can use your home address or work

>>6735954
iktf, I still wake up some days thinking everything is normal and I'm just a normal dude until I remember "fuck, wait, I'm a tranny, I'm a fucking tranny, what the fuck?"

it passes quickly but it happens about a third of the time when I wake up, still so weird

>>6736023
You only need a PO box if you were trying to hide it from parents or someone else

>>6736025
http://roshambo.me/play/171167-ka2/

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>>6735983
i like these

>>6736037
then what's grace

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>>6736036
W-what does that mean?

>>6736035
>tfw on laptoppu and CPU too busy to take a picture

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>>6735983
you're a good girl, Red
look up photos of cis women who have similar features to the ones you find dysphoric
that often works for me

>>6736045
well fugg

you won

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>>6736046

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>tfw HRT isn't a meme after all

>>6736004
harambe?

>>6736054
that means i win

gayfer ;^)

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>>6736025
>>6736045
Congrations, you just purchased hormones!

>>6736054
give me the hungry eyes

>>6736061
most ironic post of the day

that being said Im happy you are still alive and wish youd complain here more this place is just boring these days

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>>6736040
I distinctly remember waking up one day thinking, "everything would make more sense if I was a girl" and then being really really confused by it and wanting to kill myself.

>>6736050
Good question.
>>6735950
Anon, what does that make Grace?

>>6736061
woah

mommy where do hons come from?

please respond to this post with how many steam games i would need to buy you for you to become my internet gf

>>6736075
all of them

>>6736075
More than they have in store.

>>6736075
I need 204 for my next badge, so probably that.

>>6736074
from the dark wood honey

if you go into the woods after sunset they'll snatch you up and try to put makeup on you

so be a good boy and never into the woods after dark, okay?

>>6736075
fill my amazon wishlist and ill let you legally adopt me

Post what you're listening to right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNk3Rcb80E

>>6736075
0

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>>6735877
Yo, Caddy!

>>6736075
quality > quantity

if you can buy me 3 steam games that I actually enjoy and finish and haven't played already, I'll be your gf

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>>6736065
But I just ate ;-;

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>>6736075
400 copies of Funny Pizza Land, or no deal.

>>6736074
Legend tells of a faraway land known as the Hon Empire. The nomadic inhabitants of this land will often lose their way. This diaspora will find refuge in other, more distant locale, but bring with them the artifacts of their homeland. These include, but are not limited to over-sized glasses and funny-looking headpieces called "wigs."

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>>6736075
No Man's Sky
Overwatch

>>6736100
have your eyes eaten?

>>6736094
>Breathe Carolina
*aggressive vomiting*

As for me I just finished listening to Harmacy by Sebadoh, and am about to put on Boris' Pink.

>>6736055
>look for girls that have square chin, feel good
>look for girls that have big hands, feel good
>look for girls that have big feet, feel good
>look for girls that have wide shoulders, feel good

>look for a girl that is at least 179 cm, has square chin, has big hands, has big feet, has wide shoulders, 404 not found sad face

>>6736103
>nu-males sky

>>6736075
>gaming

youre all men

>>6736106
I only like that song because it features danny lol

>>6736100
hungry for
dick?

>>6736094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0D5NnUFfC4
Laaaaaaa laaaaaaaaa laaaaaaa lalala

>>6736104
I provide her eye candy all day long desu.

i want to go to an art gallery curated by red

>>6736121
damn i was saving that one

>>6736094
rym bullshit

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>>6736122

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>>6736075
You buy me a bunch of the books I have on my Amazon wish list and I'll totally be your internet "gf", babydoll.

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>>6736116
O-oh, I don't like penises all that much

>>6735983

Eh, even in your less passable photos you're still cuter than the average cis girl, so, I dunno what to tell ya.

>>6736080
>>6736082
>>6736088
that's too much

>>6736092
post it

>>6736096
wow so will you be my internet gf

>>6736099
that's reasonable

>>6736102
how much would that cost

>>6736103
that's reasonable

>>6736110
i dont know if that's fair

>>6736132
are they mostly nonfiction or fiction

>>6736144
screencapped

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>>6736144
Do these whet your appetite?

>>6736144
wow somehow i dont believe that

>>6736061
its only a meme if you're 30+

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>>6736147
>are they mostly nonfiction or fiction
Fiction, you pleb.

>>6736147
yes i will be your internet gf
i only require pretend cuddles

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>>6736146
thank you,
I really appreciate it
and I want to feel better about myself!
>>6736147
I'll flirt with you for free

>>6736156
oh sorry i dont date people who read mostly fiction

>>6736157
wow this is moving really fast i dont know what to say. i love you?

>>6736160
kill urself my man

>>6736160
uhhh it is moving really fast.... i love you too?

>>6736160
>oh sorry i dont date people who read mostly fiction
Kill urself my man

>Got a job
>Going to fill out some pre-hire paper work
>Rude black woman who works there comments on how I "look like you(me) could be gay"
>Become suddenly worried that one of my co-workers is gonna notice my tits at some point

wat do

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>>6736148
F-for what purpose?

>>6736151
Those look like vagina sandwiches

>>6736152
Do you think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies? :(

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Good night eurofriends <3

>>6736172
i know u want this dick bby

>>6736165
>>6736169
maybe i will, youd probably feel pretty lousy if i did it because youd be implicated

>>6736167
wow love at first sight this is unbelievable, i never thought it'd happen to me
do you want to have internet sex

>>6736172
it's bonafide proof of gayferdom

>>6736172
They taste awful

>>6736179
oh wow thats pretty lewd though

>>6736094

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIADZKU9dw

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>>6736182
Yeah I sorta figured lel

>>6736175
Which dick tho ;~;

>>6736181
I'm not gay ;~;

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>>6736179
I can lewd you da bes, lil' nigga, just give me a chance after you buy me some FICTION, you absolute pleb.

>>6736190
we could take it internet slow at first
maybe go on some internet dates

>>6736205
dates are too stressful i dont like going outside
lets just cuddle instead

>bike broke
>taxi takes an hour to get me and my bike
>bike shop finds both tires are fucked, not just one
>taxi and repairs drop my bank account down to $2.95
>have to ride my bike four miles in the Arizona heat

fucking kill me

>>6736203
but fiction is for babies

>>6736211
ok that works for me, love ya babe

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>>6736211
>>6736205
It's true Internet love. Better put an e-ring on it, boyboy.

>>6736159

hey red, my ref sheet got finished for my fursona! wanna see?

>>6736215
ok good
ily2

>on kageshi
>having perfectly pleasant and non-depressive conversation about smegma or something
>100% passing early-transitioner and resident cunt Bambi enters the room
>launches into the "you're not a real girl" schtick straight away at me like always
>decams me
>cam up again
>she decams me like 50 times in a row in the space of a couple of minutes while making fun of me like a fucking child
>message top mod saying it's mod abuse and I wouldn't do that to her if I was mod, even if I dislike her attitude towards the new hon generation (i.e. me)
>bans me for 1 hr for being an annoyance or some shit

Cass, if you're reading this, you're a shit mod

Bambi, I hope you accidentally leave your progynova in direct sunlight on a day where the ambient air temperature is above 25 degrees Celsius, being a cunt to people because they're worse off than you in some way is a cunt move

>>6736107
that's a very specific google search though, I just kinda montage together the pics I find in my imagination in a non-terrifying configuration and tell myself that's somewhat close to the kind of girl I look like

>>6736140
very low unless you have a pre-existing liver or kidney condition

>>6736220
show it please!!!

>>6736202
oh okay not in public, got it

;~]

>tfw your therapist tells you you're depressed

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>>6736216
you're right

>>6736223
internet gf anon, will you make me the happiest boy on the planet?

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>>6736215
>but fiction is for babies
Non-fiction is for people who desperately want to appear smarter than they are. Good luck with not actually enjoying literature. :^)

>>6736094
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jJp3kVelU3c

>>6736231
>tfw you read your file and find out your therapist has diagnosed you with major depression

>>6736234
the institution of marriage is a meme

>>6736228

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4fn4fschu0r0vip/AACKdeAdmH9ZG4pJq8VdOmNLa?dl=0#f:atamajakki_refsheet_cm.png

I love the little outfits the artist did!

>>6736235
the truth is stranger than fiction

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>>6736230
>tfw nobody believes that you're straight
>tfw you've been thinking about getting pounded by boys and not much else since waking up
This isn't fair nim

>>6736240
what about internet marriage

also life is a meme

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>>6736242
Dude, just shut the fuck up before I show you what a real nigga can do to a lil' nigga like yourself.

>>6736247
you are the BIGGEST dyke in this thread

>>6736247
I wish I liked girls
I wish I wasn't a gigantic hon
I wish I wasn't trans
I wish I could be a cis girl or a cis guy

>>6736249
u can just be my bf/gf

>>6736241
oh my god! I love it!
she looks so beautiful!!!

>>6736247
aww lani ;-;

im sure there's a lot of boys in your area that like pounding

that's actually a reoccurring thing with guys

>>6736147
AMAZON DOT COM(fowardslash)gp (forwardslash)registry(forwardslash)wishlist(forwardslash)ref=cm(underscore)wl(underscore)upd(underscore)succ(underscore)mng

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>tfw tried on shorts and lighter clothing for the first time today since losing 50+ lbs
>tfw have the body of a girl now when i look in the mirror
happy day

>>6736256

best $90 i've ever spent!

the artist is revocare on tumblr if anyone wants to commission her

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ACTUAL PICTURE OF ELANNA

>>6736251
if you strike me down i will become stronger than you could ever imagine

i have the fiery rage of autism deep within me at my disposal whenever i need it

stick to your picture books pal

>>6736255
ok that works too ill be ur bf :)

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So, there's a package at the post office for me, but I don't know where it's from, and it's causing me massive anxiety.
It doesn't have the name Edie on it, so it's not something from my Amazon Wishlist or whatever.
It also apparently originated at the town over? It's the first location listed. I feel like whatever it is, it's bad. What could it be?
The only people who know my address and my legal name are my ex's, and ...I guess the government? W t f... ;_____; WHAT IS IT?

i like sleeping

>>6736268
anthrax
don't open it

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Hey friendos

>>6736260
can we switch bods pls

>>6736268
Anthrax

>>6736272
hi im nim

>>6736264
ok pls cuddle me now

>>6736273
my torso's still wide tho you don't want that
i need corset training now that i lost enough weight desu
i just look cute and small in baggy shirts and shorts now

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>>6736260
Aw, that's awesome blossom. How did you manage the loss?

>>6736269
That is literally the only thing I'm good at

>>6736272
helo friemd

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>>6736264
>stick to your picture books pal
>pal
Fuck you, faggot, I'm not your fucking pal, you pleb, and don't you forget that.
>Trashing pictures
Non-fiction books are more likely to contain pictures, but okay, Autismo.

https://youtu.be/VEP1eK2Mdks
please post music that will help cheer me up

>>6736004
If you soften and throw on some curves I would plough your asspussy.

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>>6736277
Hai nim
>>6736281
How are yall?

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>>6736097
Yo!

>>6736075
>internet gf
Shiggidy.

>>6736094
That link reminds me of the Used.

I've been listening to this Sia album a bunch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZwkZAamHM#t=15s

>>6736140
I self med for a month before bullying my way into a regular Endo. Only died a little bit (on the inside)

You can also get blood tests done yourself through some clinics and use the American Endocrinologist Handbook to monitor your levels.

>>6736160
>oh sorry i dont date people who read mostly fiction
Triggered.

>>6736198
OMG that takes me back, too.

>>6736285
Dont we all :/

my boobs are literally the only part of my body I don't hate

>>6736288
waddap

how's your day been

>>6736281
i've been on a 1.2k calorie diet for the past 10-11 months, since i started hrt in september
i was 210lbs and now i'm 155lbs
>>6736285
me too anon

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>>6736262
WAY TOO LEWD!

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>>6736271
>>6736274

I DON'T WANT ANTHRAX!!!!!
It's seriously freaking me the fuck out!!!!!!!!
My options are either an ex sent me something bad, the government sent me something bad, or anthrax, apparently. ;_______;

>>6736283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_7vFI302Sw

wow I guess amy really is dead

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>>6736252
No I am not ;-;
I want boy penis

>>6736262
N-no

>>6736257
Yeah I'm sure but that's not really possible right now unfortunately so welp.

>>6736296
check your wishlist and see if anything's bought for you? idk if it works like that

>>6736299
what's stopping you accessing da dick

>>6736296
open it from a small distance away with a stick? it's probably just a gift from a creepy dude.

>>6736278
*cuddles u tenderly and gives headpats*

>>6736282
we are pals imo

>>6736298
wait really

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just fucking blast me in the face with a railgun
>>6736298
this is relaxing to hear.

>>6736298
oh no...

>>6736306
>we are pals imo
Oh. Well, I guess so.

So what's been up with you, m8? You doin' good?

>>6736298
wonderful news
kind of sad though, because her actually being alive gives me some hope that i could be the one to kill her

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>>6736283
i got chu famiglioli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWoCGTGPxHs

>>6736285
You need to want it bad enough. Are you trying your best? No you're not fuck you try harder.

>>6736288
p good. Just got off work, debating whether I should buy MGSV or fall clothes, even though I already know the answer.

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>>6736300
>>6736303

It has my legal information on it!! There's less than a handful of people in the world who know both that as well as my address ;____;
Then I thought maybe it was something I had ordered that I forgot about, but I haven't ordered anything. So.... ;______________; I'M SCARED

have just blonde fluff on my chest i shave or epilate, but i had a red, dark bump in my cleavage. cut it open, pulled it with tweezers and out came a tangled mess of four inch long black thick male chest hairs.

ended up retching. fucking gross

>>6736298
how do you know?

>>6736306
mmm thank you, anon

>>6736312
nothing much just been reading some nonfiction, you?

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>>6736293
Unevent full just tried to get my student loans sorted out
You?

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>>6736322
what book are you reading
can you buy me nonfiction

>>6736322
I've been reading some fiction lately.

should I ring my endos office and ask to switch to a phone appointment and get them to send my scripts out

>>6736314
Why are you being mean to me? :(

>>6736326
hiiiii~
>>6736293
i like nim!!!

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>>6736315
the government's trying to shut down the dollface mafia by going for the leader

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>>6736302
No money, no job (yet), I don't really know anyone out here apart from my roommate and a high school friend, plus I just have too much other stuff going on in my life right now to date. Not like I'm dating material anyways.

>>6736316
jesus christ anon that is disgusting and you are offically a disgusting person

>>6736327
Why are all your pics so trippy red?

>>6736327
the anatomy of melancholy
and id love to red but i kind of already have an internet gf right now who i love very much, she's my rock

>>6736328
wow are you a baby or something

>>6736296
Anthrax is good, though...
http://youtu.be/Hx_m7Y9nGtU

>>6736296
Don't open it. Edgar sent you a condom stuffed with his poop.

>>6736326
went to my drawing class which featured no drawing because it was the first class

i took my add meds just got the class and ended up squirming in my chair for like 2 hours while this last droned on and on

then i felt like i creep cuz i realized i was staring at some qt in class and she noticed

now im at home and im feeling sleepy even though it's only 7 pm

>>6736338
ur the prettiest doggone girl ive ever laid eyes on

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>>6736341
>wow are you a baby or something
Oh em gee, you do this to me every time we talk!

>>6736262
#nofilter

I have a crush on Red!

does cyrpo make yo have weird dreams cos i just dreamed that my wife and i were married and we just had gotten a puppy and a pet grasshopper named chuli

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>>6735937
>Shakira threads: educational, thoughtful and aesthetic
>Everyone else's threads: endless weeb bullshit

>>6736338
oh no you seem like a great time

i have a lot of fun talking to you on here so i can only imagine how it would be in person ^^

once you get your monitary troubles all fixed up im sure they'll be lining up for ya :)

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>>6736336
>>6736346

I just looked at the "description" section on the left hand side of the notice, and it says it's a letter?
So it has to be something REALLY bad, right? Why would you send a letter that has a tracking #, and requires a signature otherwise?

>>6736317
>>6736310
>>6736308
>>6736311
er oh fuck I didn't mean it like that, I haven't seen any proof I just mean 'cause she hasn't posted in days now and nobody seems to have any contact with her... fuck, sorry

I plead autism

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>>6736334
uhuhuhuhu, I'm just trying to get yer goat. Really, I think anything is possible if you try hard enough. But ask me again tomorrow when I'm typing up my 60th suicide note because every hurdle seems totally insurmountable.

>>6736341
When r u gonna make an honest woman out of her?

>>6736335
how is red today :)

>>6736352
fuck movies!

>>6736360
post bbgt

>>6736357
yeah
since I switched I started having the really intensely gory and emotionally harrowing nightmares I used to have every single night as a kid
except now I find them really fun and entertaining, idk if that part is the cypro or me losing it though

>>6736363
damn the dream isnt dead then

>>6736362
R.I.P Edie

>>6736352
heh just messing with you, that's what pals do

>>6736364
she doesnt believe in the institution of marriage she thinks it is a meme

>>6736364
But do I have a shot

Because I look in the mirror and see a boy.

what if potc came back

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>>6736340
i like strange stuff
>>6736341
awww....
well...
I'll have to take a look at the anatomy of melancholy then
sorry to bother you
>>6736355
please hold me and make me feel like a pretty girl
>>6736363
Amy told me she wanted out of this whole community and that included me....
also don't blame stuff on your autism that's dumb

>>6736365
dysphoric
how are you

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>>6736361
Idk, all that said I've still never once done traditional dating. I don't even know where to start.

>>6736351
You must not have seen many girls then ;~;

>>6736370

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>>6736335
Heyo how are you?
>>6736350
thats why i keep staring at my knees when in class, to scared of looking like a creep

>>6736362
Are you actually this much of an autist? This just shows guys will put up with a pretty face.

>>6736362
did you turn down any boys lately

i want to be friends with red irl

>>6736375

can we be pretty girls/witches together?

>>6736381
i need some irl friends
I've kinda been cutting off my sjw friends

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>>6736377
Well played

>>6736363
i meant it as in it would be a good thing.

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>>6736360
Here's my honest, unfiltered, based, den-mother assesment of that post:
You have an unwarrented sense of self importance that denotes a sense of self entitlement and jealousy over people who give zero fucks. You assume yourself superior despite contributing nothing of value to this thread to demonstrate your point. Further, having failed to actually be on hand to begin said thread, you then sit there and mope like a fucking child when someone beats you to the punch and assume it's someone else's fault and not your own.

tl;dr
That's nice. Here's a cup of water. You salty af right now.

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>>6736365

>>6736372
>heh just messing with you, that's what pals do
Oh, snap, you fuckin' got me again, you rascal.

>>6736385
>tfw want to be friends but i'm a hardcore sjw

>>6736378
I smell fried chicken in the house
how are you?
>>6736384
of course
lets cast spells on one another

>>6736385
im pretty sjw desu :/

>>6736368
you're a sicko

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>>6736371

I'M HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK OVER THIS FUCKING LETTER WHAT THE HELL COULD IT BE?
Like none of my ex-boyfriends would send that kind of thing without a text, or an email or something I don't think.
Maybe it's the city? They've been doing construction on my street for awhile. Or.... fuck if I know.

>>6736379

Yes, I am! You wouldn't be weirded out if this happened to you?

>>6736380

No!
Well. Kind of. But they don't know my legal name, and address...

>>6736377
now baby i've been around the world, but i aint seen myself another girl like you

>>6736377
ive never really dated either, mostly because i haven't really found someone i connect with enough to want to date them

well, it's happened a couple times but of course they want nothing to do with me

i guess the fact that i freak out and push people away when they get too doesn't help either

it's just luck i guess

maybe join a dating site or something? i dunno.

i feel like most people settle these days, which is something im not willing to do.

>>6736392
i mean...
just don't try to police me when I say something that might be offensive
>>6736398
It's just that
I want to try to live stealth, but sjws make such a big deal about identity politics it's impossible

>>6736401
No because it's just a package retard. Why would anyone send you anthrax?

>>6736393
Just ate a bag of chips and bow i feel gross

>>6736401
i would just open it
there's a 5% chance it's anthrax
the other 95% is anything non lethal that you don't have to worry about
the odds are in your favor

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>>6736373
idk what to tell you there. Look at some timelines, maybe? Some hon-tier chumps can really work miracles with makeup and lighting. You know better than anyone what you need to do to improve your situation. I genuinely do hope you get to a place where you're satisfied with what you see in the Pensieve.

That goes for all of you. I hope you all wake up tomorrow and feel really good about yourselves.

>>6736401
film yourself opening it and post it here

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>>6736390
My threads are superior, I am magnificent, a supreme lady.

>>6736401
IR$?

>>6736375
i went to class today and i was like the only boy in a room of girls, so that was a little awkard

>>6736378
i dunno i caught her looking at me a few times too

>>6736414
hey shak wanna agp together

>>6736405

don't scream slurs in public and we're probably gonna be okay

>>6736405
It's precisely all of this that I don't have anything good to say about sjws. Obsessed with identity politics (A form of soft socialism). Always rushing to get offended over something. They turn around and make us a mockery by invalidating us with this "There are 50 genders but we don't have good descriptions of them!" bullshit. Etc.

>>6736415
could be
I doubt edie pays taxes

>>6736405
>if i do something bad that hurts other people, don't make me feel bad for it!

don't red on me

>>6736410
Thank you but I really don't know the first thing about what I could do to look more gem other than eyebrows and obviously starting HRT.

>>6736416
you're a girl too

>>6736414
And you are making yourself look better with that ego laden post...how?
:^)

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>>6736386
:^)
How's life treating you rumy?

>>6736403
That stands to reason, most probably look better

>>6736404
Idk, I think the reality is that you find that connection after getting to know someone and you sort of date for the sake of that, it's a chicken and egg problem. Online dating freaks me out, I've only ever dated people that I knew as friends before dating ;~;

>>6736414
Autism: The post

>>6736401
Is it handwritten? If yes it's probs some distant family trying to get in touch with you. Is it typed? It's the IRS coming to rape your ass for not paying taxes on your camwhore money.

>>6736424
i don't look like a girl

>>6736416
Talk to her then, find true luv

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>>6736422
it's not like I say stuff that might be offensive, I just say stuff that SJWs find offensive. I just want to live outside their bubble of safe spaces
>>6736418
okay doke
>>6736416
you are a girl though

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>>6736425
>>6736426

>tfw autism fetish

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>>6736407

Oh, I don't genuinely think it's anthrax. But what it could be is making me severely anxious. ;_;

>>6736409

I can't get the package until tomorrow though! What am I supposed to do until then?!

>>6736411

;__;

>>6736415
>>6736420
>>6736427

I've gotten letters from the IRS in the past when it's tax season. I do monthly payments.
I've never had any of those letters require a signature, or have a tracking # and origin in the town over from me, though....

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>>6736414
Well your taste in music is tippity-top, so you can't be that bad.

>>6736419
The victim complex comes in a variety of forms. Some people use their SJW rage as an identifier for themselves, in lieu of an actual personality.
I just kinda take the pragmatist's approach of like, "Well, yeah, ok. Can we maybe just not be horrible flypaper assholes to each other for five seconds or so? Where would we organize an event like that?"

>>6736437
>tfw NEET fetish
and that's why I love my gf

>>6736401
Why don't you make a list of all the people that know both your legal name and current address, then using those names, make another list of people that would legitimately want to kill you.
If that list is too long for you to handle, cross off anyone you know is too lazy to actually get the anthrax.

Also, remember that your address might be listed under your name in a phonebook or something.

>>6736420
People who don't get paid formally don't pay taxes.

>>6736426
yeah i think dating friends is probably the best options

it's probably more messy when you break up though

my two crushes that ive had were both my friends but i was kinda clingy as a teenager since i had accepted that i was alone back then

oh it got dark ;~;

just make new friends and eventually date those people, you've got a better shot than me!

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>>6736435
It's only a joke if you aren't actually autistic though.

>>6736438


Lilly come here, bambi wants to tell you something.

https://kageshi.com/rooms/gaypissbabies

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>>6736435
Poes law.
Now you understand why I just say "Yeah go fuck yourself" automatically. Anymore it's hard to tell the satire of the self important fucktards from the genuine article.

>>6736438
>What am I supposed to do until then?!
play video games you nerd

>>6736426
no i was implying they look worse

ur very cute elanna and u deserve to have a nice penis to take care of u and treat u right

>>6736432
maybe

she wants to do animation like me so that makes me like her even more

>>6736434
don't look like a girl though

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>>6736444
Gonna need some goddamn burn heal for that one.

>>6736419
transgenders, queers and the sjw gang have hated transsexuals for years. one because they feel threatened/insecure (transsexuals have very concrete identities, transition physically and visibly, and are generally state approved by doctors and psychs), things like passing, and leaning to more cis standards of beauty are all horrifying to the genders gang. ultimately, binary passing transsexuals have more common ground with cis people in life than queer campus ivory tower academics. ultimately the queer sjw school of thought is just a successful branch of TERF's gender deconstruction/gender critical ideals when it comes to invalidating transsexuals and making trans healthcare and transition unobtainable

>>6736442
>People who don't get paid formally don't pay taxes.
until the IRS gets a tip on how much that person is really earning

>>6736375
Red I understand your own views but I can't mask it, I do try and I try to learn and improve like I was talking about with Faye and Syndie last thread but it does make me fuck up things sometimes, including often, social interactions. some people can hide it but for others it's too severe and I'm in that group so far.

>>6736401
I mean worst case scenario somebody's dead and we all have to deal with that sooner or later anyway, I've lost two grandparents on the same side in the last year or so and the last was my granddad who got diagnosed with cancer on christmas day. just open it, what's the worst that's gonna happen?

>>6736419
don't you dare drag the good name of socialism into the dirt over this, sjws are closer to fascism with their habits of banning anyone they don't agree with from speaking etc.

>>6736438
So it's typed, yeah its governmental or medical or something. Are you sure the actual origin is from the town over from you? because sometimes the post office that it was distributed from is stamped on it, that may not be the true origin.
>>6736439
Thanks, I look forward to sharing more music with you.
>>6736447
>>6736444
I was just fucking with you, my asperger lord days are long behind me. (most) of my autism on here is ironic.

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>>6736455
yeah....
Pretty much why I don't want to hang with SJWs
I want to start judging myself by cis standards of beauty
>>6736461
well then learn to hide it
it's a deliberating social illness

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>>6736443
>implying you don't have a shot at it
You just have a few things to fix first ;-;

>>6736449
I'm not sure I actually deserve that but thank you anon

>>6736417
only if i get to be the sissy gurl ;)

>>6736463
Whenever you do something ironically, it can only be taken as ironic if your history is as such. When you have a history of it, and then turn over a new leaf, you are best off to never do it ironically because people will see that attitude and behavior and assume you have slipped into your old ways again. Thus, trying to be ironic when you have a history of unironic autism, doesn't come off as humor. It comes off as what I described above.

Just something to consider as you move forward in life.

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>>6736442
>>6736448
>>6736461

;_; RIP.
I just find it weird that it was sent from the town over. I guess it could be the IRS?
I remember they sent me a notice thingy saying I hadn't filed my taxes in 2009, but I didn't have a job then, and I was under 18 for most of it.
So I just ignored it. When I got that letter a few months ago though it was sent from Michigan, or Washington or something. Why the town over?
And if someone is dead that's even worse.

>>6736446

I don't go there...

>>6736463

Like I said, I can't pick it up until tomorrow.
There's no actual Sender's Name on it either, which is weird. Apparently it would say it's from the IRS if it is.
The tracking information online just says that on the 10th they received pre-shipment info on it, and on the 12th it had arrived in the town over.
Which usually means that it was submitted to the post office on the 10th, and was sent out on the 12th to the next destination.

>>6736479
Just chill, we cool :)
>>6736480
Just open it.

>>6736461
changing 'treating people right' to 'political correctness' aka state/establishment approved language to monitor and essentially change thought has always been a socialist or communist thing. fascism has never needed to politically change language with shaming tactics and social dynamics of groups of enlightened vs unenlightened people. its always much more based on individuals in communities and creating paranoia and mistrust so people change their own language and behaviour.

socialism belongs in the dirt, its for the common people for goodness sake. fucking champagne socialists from universities with their ideas and paid for book learning, telling common people what to say, how to vote and what to think.

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What are you drinking right now, /mtfg/?

>>6736487
god fuck yes
i was a fucking marxist in college
i was so deluded and idiotic
i had to learn to stop self-censoring myself
>>6736489
green tea/matcha

>>6736486

I will tomorrow when I pick it up.

>>6736438
what is your favorite retro french movie? you a fan of goddard?

>>6736489
kale and pineapple protein shake

>>6736472
i chickened out of calling clinic again today, we'll see about tomorrow

maybe therapy tomorrow will help

i told my therapist i was trans in our session and she kinda didn't know what to say(though she didn't seem put off or disgusted or whatever)

im not even sure it'll be brought up in this session desu, but we'll see

you shouldn't feel sad about not having anyone though, it'll probably happen sooner than you think

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>>6736487
>socialism belongs in the dirt, its for the common people for goodness sake

I contacted my endo and she said she would have the appointment today by phone because I am a mess of a man who can't deal with growing his beard out to do electrolysis because he thinks he is a girl despite looking like John Candy

>>6736496
pierrot le fou is so good

>>6736502
socialism only worked in sweden for a few decades until immigrants ruined it

>>6736505
More into lynch but yes it is nice

>>6736492
college students who become socialists are amusing because in event of an actual revolution, they'd be first to be up against the wall as part of the bourgeoisie

its why the whole sjw idea of shaming people over their privilege is often broken, because 99% of these people are college students (so its presumed they will be financially comfortable to pay off student debts). until college education becomes free (and a right), higher education will always be elitist and privileged

>>6736514
Super Jewified Whites

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>>6736496

This >>6736505
Anna Karina inspires me a lot lately.

has anyone here ever had srs and miss their willy after?

>>6736525
i haven't had srs but sometimes i'll miss my willy if i've been wearing pants all day

>>6736511
Literally all of western Europe is socialist and their standard of living is higher than many Americans. Why is the American system better? A system that leaves whole cities to rot? But you made it to the moon right? So fuck all the millions of children who died of cancer because their parents couldn't afford the medical bills.

>>6736502
i meant that in a good way. common people are good, hard work is good. dirt is good. working on farm best job of my life

>>6736505
The nouvelle vague had some of the best caper films in history

>>6736529
Yeah how's Germany, France, the Netherlands, Spain, Greece, etc all doing these days?
Oh right.
Attacks every week, Eurozone tottering on collapse, crime skyrocketing, manufacturing dead, job opportunities non existent, and generally so bad that the UK of all fucking countries said "Fuck this shit I'm out".

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So do I suck this guy off or nah

>>6736539
>cis passing
>with that voice

>>6736549
you need to stop being such a whore

>>6736553
i was just kidding

>>6736529
what is your definition of socialism?

>>6736563
i think the fact that i couldn't tell shows you need to slow down either way

>>6736529
western europe has systems of socialised care and socialised institutions. so does America, but in Europe, these things are seen more as a right, because of stronger social democratic parties. no European country is truly socialist, Sweden was more towards that way but their system is breaking apart. America has a stronger liberal tradition based on personal freedom and enterprise. Europe has a more paternalist system where the state is more involved. This is down really to history, America having a revolution based on enlightenment ideals, European states having revolutions based on Romasticism (Nationalistic) ideals and having more established power structures in place.

Ultimately its nuances in culture, and differences in laws over lobby groups and political interests that creates this Murica vs Yurop thing. Most European countries have insurance based healthcare and not national healthcare, but their insurance is granted based on taxation/citizenship, not truly nationalised free at the point of access healthcare. Having national insurance based healthcare is just a beefed up medicaid. The gap between US and Europe narrows.