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Work on your hips edition

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old >>6732732
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>>6733839
Chara enters the battle.
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do you measure at the hip or thigh

i got 34 inches at the hip
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First for awoo~
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Can't do much about hips, what you people should be worrying about is shoulders and you're 6ft+ height.
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>>6733842
quid runs away
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>>6733842
ill battle for chara
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>>6733846
awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~
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>>6733844
>do you measure your hips at the hips?
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Why is she so perfect, lads? I can't stop thinking about her

And yes, it's always time for Frozenposting
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i should probs just do squats huh

>>6733853
why are you here
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>>6733853
>Lads
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>>6733847
how are you :3

>>6733849
i like quid

>>6733852
pls don't be rude
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Why won't my favorite trip post more pictures :(
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>>6733854
Saved
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>>6733854
It started when I shitposted as Trashy but now it's pure /comfy/ and talking about Frozen with Tetra when she's here.
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>>6733854
how do you do 50 squats in one day
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>>6733858
Can't handle the memes :^)
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>>6733862
step 1: don't be in terrible shape
step 2: just do squats
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>>6733854
What a fucking prick.
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>>6733862
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ay fucking lmao
kill me
i dont want to do this anymore
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>>6733854
get a mini band and put it on under your knees then walk side to side.
side lying leg lifts, weighted if the weight of your leg seems too easy
side lunges
and finally get a step and do step exercises
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>>6733848
5'10
15" shoulders
43"hips
I think I'm ok?
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>>6733872
no
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>>6733872
;~;
Hugg
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>>6733861
are you the same trashy as the old trip trashy or no

>>6733862
just gotta do it
unweighted squats arent particularly difficult to do

>>6733866
lol wot

>>6733873
oooooh mini band, i hadnt thought of that
ive done leg lifts and lunges before yeah those are good

the issue really is that my job is pretty physical and generally speaking i'm too tired after work to exercise more
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>>6733872
:c
*huuug*
Stuff will get better Smiles, you can make it <3
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>>6733854
Do I need to do those squats in one go? Or just over the day?
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>>6733875
5'11"
18" shoulders
45" hips
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>>6733875
>15" shoulders
REEEEEEEEEee
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>>6733883
Doesn't mention, the more you can do in one set the better though.
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>>6733844
The hip measure is taken at the largest part of your pelvis, which will usually be a bit above your crotch.

>>6733848
Why worry more about things we can't affect at all than things we can affect a little?
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>>6733884
>5'11"
>29" waist
>39" hips

I'm a hon. Also how can you measure shoulders?
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>>6733849
Muhahaha.

>>6733850
You can join my cult.

>>6733853
>lads

>>6733858
Good, how are you.

>>6733881
It's not the same trashy.
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>>6733889
End to end, not all the way around like with the hips.
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>>6733883
well, i'm no fitness expert, but id think to start with something like

1x15
1x20
1x15

would be the best way to go about doing it fir a starter.

>>6733892
>It's not the same trashy.
gross, i hate them then
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>>6733881
thats not trashy thats trashys boyfriend? trans girlfriend?

anyway I know how it feels to feel like not exercising once you've finished work but if you put aside a little bit of time and just do targeted exercises like side lying leg raises and side lunges and the mini band you will see results
but make sure you are eating enough when doing so
eat at little more than maintenance level not a weight loss level
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>>6733888
how are shoulders measured?
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where am I supposed to find a bf?
where are all the bfs hiding????
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>>6733854
You should. And remember ass to the grass.
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>>6733893
17 inches. that is too broad...
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>>6733892
im well :)

i still suck at overwatch tho ;-;
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>>6733903
from what I know is that you don't go actively searching for one
I mean that's how I got into a relationship
I'm sure you can find one Tomokanon

>>6733907
I know the pain Nikky
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>>6733907
pretty nikky
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>>6733903
Amazon maybe?

>>6733883
What about bent-over rows? And deadlifts?

>>6733889
Built like a true powerlifter.
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>>6733907
Don't worry about it your hips are good enough to compensate
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>>6733907
Yeah, it makes a lot of tops fit very wrong.
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Informative edition.
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>>6733913
I have 41 inch is that good enough?
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>>6733893
ive always thought that doing it on the top of the shoulders tip-to-tip was a better measurement.

>>6733898
wot lol

>anyway I know how it feels to feel like not exercising once you've finished work but if you put aside a little bit of time and just do targeted exercises like side lying leg raises and side lunges and the mini band you will see results
>but make sure you are eating enough when doing so
yeah this'll have to wait until i'm done dieting tbqh

>>6733905
well im not about to do that kind of squat
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>>6733918
i got 16.5 inches

does that mean we can be friends
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>>6733909
This is the worst piece of advice ever. If you're having trouble finding something you put more effort into it. The "do nothing and let the guys find you" preachers are surprise, surprise getting approached hence doing nothing works for them.
>>6733916
Thicc
>>6733917
Yeah that's great
>>6733918
But that's not the widest part
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>>6733914
I just hope loosing 20kg will help me with it. I have big amount of fat in my shoulders/arms.
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Are we fitness posting?
Just ran 5 km in a corset
22 minutes
Pretty nice
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>>6733918
>well im not about to do that kind of squat
It's not about the weight, you pussy, it's about technique. Don't pull a Circe.
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>>6733925
That's an intense run. I repeat: why in the corset?
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>>6733922
sorry ;~;
I'm bad at advice
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>>6733929
Need to slim my waist
I'm 26 inches rn
I want to be 25.
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>>6733927
When I squat the fronts of my thighs are what ache, am I not engaging properly?
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Hip bridges are gr888
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>>6733779
kill me pls.
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>>6733881
I'm her bf.

>>6733898
Just bf. I'm a regular old male.

Hope I'm still welcome :^)

>>6733903
Kageshi
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>>6733937
i like red
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I'm a joke
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>>6733941
I like nim!!!
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>>6733943
how are you?
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>>6733939
>I'm a regular old male.
for now
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>>6733942
lol
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>>6733943
Nim now hates me because I memed her :(
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>>6733936
You should probably move your center of gravity backwards. Make sure that your feet don't rise and that you are limber enough.
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>>6733946
Tight and sweaty
>>6733949
Hey! I missed you, gone for a few days!
How are you?
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>>6733942

fuck, me 2
At least we can laugh at ourselves once in a while. Maybe that's the way it's supposed to be?
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>>6733951
Yay somebody missed me!
I'm fine, you?
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>>6733955

Everyone misses you after awhile, even on the discord.
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>>6733950
Hmm ok.
That's a good point. I'm usually pulling to the front. I tried leaning back into my heels just now and I can feel a difference. Thank you ^^
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>>6733934
You can do that without wearing your corset when you're running. Restricting your breathing could put you in a bad spot if you ever overexert yourself, and forces your posture such that you're not fully engaging your core.
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>>6733955
I'm besides the excessive titsweat, I'm fine
>>6733960
I just wanted to see how it's like.
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>>6733951
I remember when someone did the London marathon in a full diving suit
>>6733958
Aww that's so sweet of you.
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>people talking about their shoulder widths
>tfw I've tried to measure mine on several occasions, and gotten something different every time
>tfw I apparently can't figure out how to measure them by myself
Why can't we all just start using circumference instead of width?
It would make things so much easier.
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>>6733858
i like nim
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>>6733947
To be fair I could probably be memed into thinking I'm trans a year ago lmao. That would've been bad.
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>>6733963

Oh I don't personally miss you, just what I've seen from what others say.
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>>6733966
why is that?
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my shoulders are 15.5 inches end to end at 6'2
am I fucked
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>>6733964
measure across the back, with the curve, from one acromion to the other

Most girls here think they're fucked but they're doing edge to edge
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Hey mtfg, how do you feel about your shoulders? Does it feel like this? Pic related.

Also anything bigger than 15" is pushing it, especially the taller you get, please don't try to lie to yourselves thinking it's okay.

Because it's not.
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>>6733973
Because I was/am an impressionable loser that has no direction in life
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>>6733922
>But that's not the widest part>>
it is - of your shoulders. measuring on the front follows the curve of your chest rather than the curve of your shoulders, which is really a different measurement entirely.
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>>6733976

forgot pic
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>>6733976
what are proportions?
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>>6733976

>failing this hard
>thinking you can tell other people what's ok and what's not
Have a good day, stupid.
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>>6733918
Both are useful. The former to fit sleeves, the latter to position epaulettes or sleeve tops.
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>>6733982

Don't be afraid of the truth though, have you seen most of the body shots here? Only like 1-2 people here don't have ridiculous shoulders.
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>>6733976
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>>6733986
My shoulders aren't exactly impressive...
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>>6733986
everyone* who went through male puberty will have ridiculous shoulders
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>>6733989

Damn gurl, you look better from behind.
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I need a better butt

https://unsee.
cc/rogetudi/
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>>6733995
Looks fine to me
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>>6733872
Smiles you are a liar. You promised me you would look into the camera with love in your eyes, and you ran when I reminded you about it thread before the last.
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K I L L
I I
L L
L L
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>>6733991

On average, yes. But there are plenty of men with small shoulders, chests, height, feminine frame, wide hips, etc. Just that most trannies aren't that fortunate, like 80-90% of them.
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>>6734000
hi smiles!
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>>6733975
I tried just now and got 16", which is lower than I expected, so yay for me? (assuming I actually did it correctly)

>>6733991
;~;
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>>6733999
sorry anon i didnt see your other one
>>6734004
hiya red
how are u
how was ur run as well
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why do I need to see this on my facebook feed
it's completely false
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>>6734006
i'm very tight and sweaty
My run was refreshing!
how are you?
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>>6734010
its true though
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>>6734014
no it is not
I'm on a vegan diet that includes tons of healthy shit for an average of 13 bucks a day
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>>6734015
thats $90 a week
I dont even spend $80 a fortnight
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>>6734013
saddd
desu
isla was feeling bad and i couldnt help
i hate feeling helpless
plus school tomorrow
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>>6734010
It's completely true though. 1) junk is far cheaper per calorie 2) the cheaper the healthy food the more effort needed to make it taste good 3) the cost advantage of healthy food only shows when you buy in bulk which not everyone has the time to do.
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>>6733998
I need to be thiccer

>>6734005
you probably did do it right
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>>6734006
You look really cute, even if you don't believe me
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>>6734006
T-thanks, but that is not love in those eyes.
They look dead inside.
Where is my smiles ;_;
W-who hurt my future waifu :@ they better don't let me find them.
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>>6734019
why are modern teens so "sad" and "depressed" and constantly attention whore
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I miss being in Portland with Kari already ;_;
I wish I could have at least taken her home but her and I belong there together
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>>6733949
how can i hate memes when i myself am a meme?
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>customer comes up and asks me a question
>I start to answer
>She interrupts me
>"Oh you're a man!"
That one hurt
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>>6734031
I might need to catch up here
Are you two going out?
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>Work calls rite before im bout to go
>My shifts are cancelled until Friday but I still get paid
aww yee, hows everyone else doing.
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>>6734031
kari is a deer?
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>>6734019
oh, that sucks.
I hope isla feels better...
>>6734031
you'll be together soon enough!
it will turn out great for you two!
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someone used my affiliate site!

wooooo first 5 bucks!
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>>6734024
i dont believe you desu
>>6734028
they've been dead inside for a while :v
>>6734029
ree i post sad pictures just this once and
but i cant prove you wrong about the attention whoring :v
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>>6734023
That's encouraging then.
Looking at what other people post here, and the fact that I'm really tall, I thought I'd be like, 18"+.
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>>6734029
>modern teens

Teens have always been depressed, they just didn't have access to the Internet before
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>>6734041
it's true though, why should i lie?
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What is everyone listening to right now?

https://www.beatport.com/track/outerlude-original-mix/6152231
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>>6734041
>dead inside eyes
Don't worry, I have them too : P
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>>6734035
>when you go in Friday you get a severance letter
>pic related your face when
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>>6734047
im rewatching futurama and it's even better than when i was 8
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>>6734051
Newton's first law everyone.
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>>6734051
I don't think they do things in Sweden the way they do them in the US.
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>>6734034
Well
Yes
Basically
We'd been in a weird state for a while but after spending a week with her I think I'm confident her and I should be together.
>>6734037
Thankfully not, she's a beautiful woman.
>>6734039
I hope so, I'm certainly gonna work hard to make sure I can take another trip soon and see about her visiting for Christmas. And then, hopefully I'll be moving in with her in January!
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>>6734051
Lol I doubt it since Im already scheduled for new shifts, you dont know shit about my line of work anon or the ridiculous privileges workers get in this country from a solid 40 year of socialist dominance.
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>>6734047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHb9FXfz8X8
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>>6734066
nice, congrats
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>>6734066
oh gosh i agree
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>>6734066
y'all went hiking?
damnit...
I should have done that in Portland
that looks like in the valley near Reed
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>>6734067
would they let you transition on the job?
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>>6734066
Sounds fun ^=^
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>>6734076
Iunno, I dont know anything about trans laws in Sweden, doesn't really concern me.
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>>6734041
That smile was to be for me with the eyes
;_;
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>>6734082
Why are you here exactly? Chaser? Repressed? i don't get you.
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>>6733962
Sorry for making a fuss, just wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.
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>>6734066
You look great hon.
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>>6734088
yes
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yo its nim

not comfy in her own skin

in da pussy she wanna swim

its not a sin

its for the win

but let's be honest

when the rapture comes, her fate is grim

check check check
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>>6734070
Thank you <3
>>6734072
I'm glad you do ~
>>6734075
We did! We went to Multnomah falls! It was a lot of fun, that deer I posted wanted to come say hi to Kari but I wanted her to keep a distance from the thing. It's cute but it's a wild animal!
>>6734078
Lotsa fun!
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>>6734094
yeah

that deer was pretty too
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>>6734089
i know how to run! i know my limits
>>6734093
nice one nim!
i like nim
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>>6734066
Jeez, I'd be angry all the time too if I looked like that.
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>>6734041
If I said you were cute and I wanted to do naughty things with you, would you believe me?
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>>6734088
>Why are you here exactly?
The same reason I'm anywhere on the internet wasting time, I got nothing better to do and it's the only social contact I get, I hate the people around me and my friends never fucking reply anymore since they're busy or I'm working. It's not really a good reason but I try not to shit up the thread too much and avoid being overbearing and ever-present so you can all have some girl time alone.
I also find most women boring so you're all a fresh breath of air, and mtfg is also the only social thread on 4chan with trips afaik without being a complete circlejerk or centered around a specific topic.

I can understand if you dont get it though, I really shouldnt even be here and find something better to do but when all you do is smoke weed and have no real clear feeling of what the fuck to do with life and no social life you end up doing stupid shit like this lol.
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>>6734066
I can't believe it

"She's" like an albino hybrid between Edgar and Kayla fucking kek
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>>6734094

Why do you feel the need to post about your relationshit here?

this is boring
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is it gay for a guy to wear lip balm

my lips are chappy-wappy
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>>6734085
sorryy anon
trust me they still look dead when I smile
>>6734100
ahh sorry anon but those things are reserved for a certain someone
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>>6734106

Do you want a tranny g?
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>>6734106
you're a repressed trans
everyone here knows it except you
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>>6734106
aww! we can be friends :)
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>>6734108
We're both regular posters here and just spent a week together so it's kinda nice to talk about our time together
Beats the usual depression suicide posting at least
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>>6734108
just another one of grace's week long relationships, give it a little while and the drama will unfold and she'll be doing it all over again with someone else.
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>>6734015
I eat for about 150€ a month. And French prices aren't much lower than US ones...
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>>6734110
I have to wear it so no but I guess I can't speak for white people.
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>>6734106
>mtfg is also the only social thread on 4chan with trips afaik without being a complete circlejerk or centered around a specific topic
simply because theres nowhere else for us, so we come here to talk to other trans girls
if you are here, you are assumed to be a transgirl
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>>6734117
I buy homornes for about 150€ a month
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I miss Kari...
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>>6734117
Baguettes are pretty expensive.
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>>6734118
shhieett whatchu talkin' bout jive turkey?

i aint no white snizzy ya bippity boppity boo
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>>6734015

Wut. That monthly is approaching $400...I have a friend who is vegan with vegan roommates. They feed 4 people with that budget, on average of 6-10$ a day per person. I think it depends where you shop desu.
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>>6734121
I miss when you weren't posting
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>>6734122
I almost never eat any kind of bread. Mostly pork, dairy and fruit.
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>>6734126
My skin isn't designed for this temperate climate so I have to slather myself in cream every day to avoid drying out.
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>>6734131
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>>6734132
>pork
Allah is most displeased.
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>>6734134
oh yeah i guess that makes sense

putting lip balm seems a little effeminate though
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>>6734136
you are sickening and trashy go away
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>>6734115

it literally doesn't, this reminds me of high school

besides you have a new girlfriend like every few days
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>>6734130
bet she shops at whole foods
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>>6734139
how am I trashy?
>>6734141
only once in a few months
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Is it normal to be having last minute second thoughts about starting HRT? Now that I finally have the to get it, I'm nervous and doubting myself
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So like, what's your ideal vision for /mtfg/, hate-anons? Once you've gotten everyone but yourself to fuck off, what then?
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>>6734146
*the means
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>>6734137
Honestly, I'm from the mountains and I can't even imagine living without pork and cheese. Not going muslim or vegetarian ever.
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>>6734146
>had doubts about growing breasts
>now on HRT I'm desperate for breasts
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>>6734146
I haven't started yet, but i guess it's even normal to have those thoughts after doing hrt for a while.
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>>6734146
It's normal, don't worry. Just relax and start like you've been planning on doing for so long.
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>>6734147
a place where everyone gives me a detailed scientific analysis of my voice every time i post a voice clip
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>>6734147

There will always be a never ending supply of young transwomen who don't pass since only a minority do.
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>>6734146
you'll feel better when you do it
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>>6734146

If you need any motivation, here's some.
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>>6734146
Give it a shot, it's nothing irreversible in the first few months and you'll quickly get comfortable about it.
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>>6734157
aw why did you stop posting sheen pics
>>
How do i feel good about myself?
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>>6734146
Yeah that can be normal. A girl I know who has been happily full time for like 6 years now said she was so nervous about starting she just stared at her pills for an entire day
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>>6734149
>tfw ran out of pork chops
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>>6734161

I'm not that person.
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>>6734162
work out!
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>>6734159
>cap on sideways
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>>6734147
It'll at least be a better place without the waste of life chaser you are.
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>>6734167
I used to run 4k
I just kinda stopped some months ago
Ill try to get back on it
Thanks
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please stop bullying
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>>6734174
drink coffee 30 minutes before running to get your heart pumping
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>>6734178
coffee is bad for you
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>>6734174
I used to cycle 150k. I hate running.
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>>6734178
Thanks for the tips
Also, dont listen to the hatenons
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>>6734175
Why do you come here, red?
Why do any of us come here anymore desu
I used to think I just liked talking to people and making friends but even some of the "friends" I've made weren't so great after all.
I gotta shake my (You) addiction red
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>>6734190
What trips have left? And why did it take you so long to realize that 4chan is full of shitheads?
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>>6734190
>but even some of the "friends" I've made weren't so great after all.
coming from you

oh the ironing
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>>6734190
i'm just sadposting and talking about my gf until I can maybe hopefully go stealth in a few months
also, I like some of the people here, like (you)
I just want to make friends and encourage people
>>6734184
so are hamburgers, cigarettes etc
Coffee won't kill you
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>>6734192
How am I supposed to know?
And I knew it was full of shit heads but /mtfg/ woke me up to how full of shit these people are.
>>6734194
What exactly did I do to you?
Are you still trying to "cope" after you didn't get cuddles, anon?
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>>6734112
Not actively looking for anything but I wouldnt mind.
>>6734113
I've been here long enough to evaluate that possibility and considering I have never had anything resembling dysphoria I think I'm safe to say I aint.
>>6734114
pic related
>>6734119
Well you can assume that all you want then, I could probably wing and fake it if I had to but the rules doesn't force me to be an actual transgirl. If this irks you though let it be known I'm a woman born in a mans body who identifies as a man. So Im actually the transiest cis man there was.
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>>6734192
elfieginger, gem, yume...
there was a long history before any of us showed up
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>>6734167
>tfw you've never been able to not hate exercise
I know it's healthy and stuff, of course
>>6734190
I'm just too autistic to maintain friendships with people 1 on 1 most of the time so this works better for me
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>>6734198
I'm not whoever you think I am, but the fact that you think it's someone you've hurt is quite telling of the massive piece of shit you are.

It's not what you did to me.

It's what you've done to people on a regular basis over the past half year.
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>>6734199
Omg you're still doing the white power shit? I thought you were improving.
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>>6733842
*unseath curve sword

Nothing personal kid
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>>6734205
You are trying reaaaaaaaaally hard anon, really hard.
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>>6734204
it feels good, I swear
It's like taking cock
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>>6734201
Yume is a horrible person and I'm glad they are gone.
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>feminine boy body
Ow
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>>6734212
yume was nice to me....
i wish I met yume
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>>6734206
Just messing with you a little.
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>>6733872
Is that your actually hair
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>>6734213
hi beep <3
you look like a girl
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>>6734215
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someone send me a kill
i wanna
d i e
>>6734216
yes i get called faggot at school for it
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>>6734213
I look like a slightly chubby twink
Hold me
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>>6734224
kill!
also you gotta stand up to bullies!
be strong!
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>>6734226
>chubby
>twink
pick one senpai
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>tfw no womb to racetraitor with
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>>6734230
You dicide what this body is then
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>>6734236
very nice
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>>6733994
Better going then coming
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>>6734236
Wow yeah you're so fat in this post more pictures of your bulge and tits though
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>>6734236
Succulent.
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>>6734222
Tehee, where were you from now again anyways.
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Lmao I look like fucking Kylo Ren
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>>6734243
I didnt say i was fat just slightly chubby
Also no, ive given myself enought dysphoria for one day
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>>6734247
Jamaica.
>>6734248
No you don't you're hot.
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>>6734248
you look cute!!
>>6734249
i think you look gr888
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>>6734066
Posting that was really fucking low of you hon toppest keks
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nighty
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>>6734248
Hot
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>>6734088
Probably a repressed gay/Tran
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>>6734248
>implying i whouldnt fiddle kylos lightsaber
>>6734252
Aw thanks, you look great too <3
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>>6734255
nini sweet dreams
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>>6734210
I haven't really figured out how to take cock either
Maybe there's a connection?
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>>6734251
>Jamaica
Lol really? I got a TV at work and I caught the olympics in Rio on at my night shift since timezones. Jeezus, all those black jamaican booties, hardest shift of my life. And you live in Jamaica or just from it?
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>>6734119
That's cute
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>>6734251
>>6734252
I wouldn't have been told "oh you're a man" today if I didn't look like a man
I just have a similar face to KR

>>6734258
He's a hot guy
So am I
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>>6734264
My family is from there, I was born in London though. I lived in Jamaica 1995 - 1999. Fun fact: I lived in the town where Christopher Columbus landed in 1494.

Yes our booties are pretty big. Enjoy!
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>>6734268
Were you in makeup? Because I know you don't pass without it. But with it you're sexy.
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>>6734270
do i pass
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>>6734273
Post a well-lit frontal pic, no angles
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>>6734157
Kay got some knockers now
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>>6734201
>mfw i don't remember any of these because they came after me and were gone before me
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>>6734270
No I'm at work so I'm in boymode
makeup doesn't count
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>>6734275
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>>6734280
Yes.
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>>6734168
You don't title your cap
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>>6734281
yay!!!
thank you!
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>>6734282
>being a grammar nazi
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>>6734280
Paaaaassssss

Also do i pass?
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>>6734288
you look like me but with nicer eyebrows
Personally i think you pass and are cute!
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>>6734290
I lost my eyebrow in the war :c
>>
sometimes I wonder if god making me a man was a huge boner
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>>6734292
The war on dysphoria?
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>>6734295
hi mado
<3
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>>6734295
Hi Mado <3
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>>6734295
The tweezer war, silly
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>>6734295
It was hell
War is hell
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>>6734297
Heyy red~ what's happenin?
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>>6734302
Nah it got infected when i was like 7
So now im missing my eyebrow :/
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>>6734304
i just took off my corset
how are you?
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>>6734302
Kek riiigghhtt
>>6734303
Come smoke dis "medical" weed with me senpaitachi
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>>6734269
I need to try some weed off Jamaica some day, hows Londonistan tho? And cool, I've only read about that one stop he made where he duped the natives with a solar eclipse into giving him supplies.
And those booties so good they could make a grown man cry, I will.
>>
How the fuck do I find a good gender therapist?
SF bay area if it helps
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>>6734308
Never done any drugs before, teach me how to inject the weeds
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do i pass while pooping
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>>6734325
I guess.
You make me feel like shit for some reason though
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>>6734325
no
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>brothers here
>went to breakfast with him in girl mode
>he said he was planning on hiring a $2000 cleaner that specialized in biomedical disposal
>doesn't think he can go in the house
>worried about drug disposal
>let him talk
>I already took care of it all
>he looks up
>starts talking about death certificates, flying the body, accessing funds, setting up a way to pay for the house through the estate
>I thought of it all, it's all already done
>finish our coffee and egg sandwich in the lobby of his hotel while I try to sit up straight and keep my legs crossed so he won't see me as his older brother
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>>6734325
Durchaus.
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>>6734325
Edie?
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>>6734331
hi faye!!!
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>>6734325
>Bild 2016-08-15 kl. 16.37 #3.jpg
>Bild
You Swedish?
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>>6734335
Hi <3
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>>6734310
>I need to try some weed off Jamaica some day
It's actually illegal there however as you can imagine it is widely consumed regardless. If you go there you just have to make connections to get what you need.
>hows Londonistan tho
It's nice. I live in a meh part of the city but I'm not a snob so I like it. Lots to see and do, safe, clean, the only bad thing I can say about London is that everyone is really unfriendly. The Shariah meme is way overblown, it's just two boroughs, the other 31 are an even mix.
>I've only read about that one stop he made where he duped the natives with a solar eclipse into giving him supplies.
Ahh very clever, he must have had an accurate almanac to predict it while the natives obviously never had the mathematical and astronomical knowledge to predict such a thing.
>>6734325
Looks like Edie lol
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>>6734336
stockholm baby
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>>6734338
i love you!
how are you?
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>>6734206
Well his name is Cartman
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>>6734342
It's your new girlfriend Cartman.
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>>6734325
You starting to make me feel dysphoric.
This is the same feeling cis girls have on me.
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>>6734224
Kids can be so cruel
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Who here /manly man/?
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>>6734355
How manly man looks like?
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>>6734273
Eh depends sometimes
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>>6734343
My body hurts from being sad so much, I always had empathetic pain, but it's out of control right now. My brother is here now and everything's going better, it's easier to be tough for him, facing it alone was me just crying uncontrollably and hyperventilating.

It was worth it though, he went ahead and looked in the house and he sounds fine, the sterilization of the place into his house rather then a snapshot of how he died seems to have worked
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>>6734273
I never saw your normal straight front picture so I don't know.
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>>6734364
Hugs <3
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>>6734359
You should know who I am nikky
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>>6734331
That's a book or an abc newest hit show
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>>6734325
Girls dont poop
Its scientifically proven
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>>6734369
Angie? You don't look like a man.
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>>6734342
Tjenare, jo du passerar ju lätt, råfin eru.
>>6734348
If only, stuck in forever alone.
>>6734340
I heard it was legalized in Jamaica recently though. And its probably not overblown you just dont notice it cause they assume you're a muslim or at least on team "FUCK WHITEY".
>Ahh very clever, he must have had an accurate almanac to predict it while the natives obviously never had the mathematical and astronomical knowledge to predict such a thing.
Western science and astronomy saves Columbus ass from primitive natives, what a great story.
>>
>>6734364
is wishing you the best.
>I always had empathetic pain
iktf
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>>6734381
Really? I'll have to ask relatives about that, I haven't been there for a while.
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>>6734378
Lol
I look more manly than those guys in that Google search
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>>6734390

Oh baby.
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>>6734374
Everyone dies sometime, and someone has to do it, I'm his oldest non estranged son, I'm also doing this with my brother seeing me in girlmode for the first time
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>>6734359
Like Chuck Norris
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>>6734381
åhhh tack

is QHI being really slow to anyone else here ? i made an order with them last thursday and i still havent gotten any emails from them and my stock is running lowww
>tfw talked to tranny clinic about being trans a year ago today and still only going to occasional shrink meetings, no talk of hormones or nothin
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>>6734402
Mfw King passes better than me
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>>6734410
public healthcare systems are terrible for trans people.
>>
>eternal broad shoulders
kill me now
>>
>>6734410
How long have you been on hormones btw?
>>6734413
You have heavy BDD
>>
>>6734413
I never noticed the tattoo
>>
>>6734421
ohh about 9-10 months now. ya the waiting line for the trans clinic in stockholm is absolutely ridiculous and the weird thing is everytime i go to the clinic theres no one in the waiting room its so bizarre
>>
>>6734224
I can send you a (penis) your way, and you can sit on it :p
>>
>>6734403
Being the strong one. Remember to mourn for yourself.

I did that for the clique I was in my sr year of hs. I'd only started to get to know them a month before. 4 of them were killed in an auto accident we all saw. We lost 3 more to suicide in the next two days. I'm just realizing how much more emotions I started blocking then.
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>>6734413
I know I'm sounding like a broken record, but you look cute and female. Any passing issues you may have obviously don't stem from how your face looks.
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>>6734420
Are you this person?
http://imgur.com/a/OTNhJ
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Remember to have safe sex kiddos or else the HIV prevention mobsters will come get you.
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>>6734224
>yes i get called faggot at school for it
>Kids calling "cute boys" "faggots".
How old are you? You go to a high school?
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>>6734224
Smiles you are a faggot, but the good kind of faggot. :^)

>mfw I'll never be a qt teen like smiles
>>
>>6734368
>>6734385
Thanks guys it's been a good place to cope
>>
>>6734457
Faye, want a pizza? I'll buy you and your brother a pizza. Pizza is nice.
>>
>>6734459
We're ok, I know you're hard off and everything
>>
>>6734457
ily faye please dont feel like you always need to be strong. ive been worrying nonstop about you since this happened. take care of yourself please.
>>
>>6734443
Same hair style I guess
>>
>>6734457
Least everyone can do, really. I know how hard it is coping after a suicide. And even more than fifteen years afterwards, I realize I'm not entirely done with mourning. Think of yourself and do it right, I'm sure you can.
>>
>>6734224
no

you have far too much potential to receive a kill
>>
>>6734453
Yes newbie she is a kid
>>
>>6734410
I ordered last friday , same thing. I have about ten days of cypro left so they best get their shit together
>>
>>6733839
How do i get rid of nipple hair? Epillator doesn't seem to pick it up and shaving everyday seems like a poor solution. Is there anyway to get rid of it permamently? Do they do laser/electrolysis on the body? How much does it cost, if they do i'd love to remove stomach, back, shoulder armpit and leg hair aswell. Has anybdoy done this here? What are the results like?
>>
>>6734474
>Do they do laser/electrolysis on the body?
Yes. Yes they do. Assuming you haven't gone into a place that does laser, generally people want other parts of the body lasered than their beard. Like men want their backs or chest and women generally want their legs lasered. Or women could get their "mustache area" lasered. That's also more common than "full beard".
>>
>>6734466
So true. I'm thinking of the friends I lost back in '82. It still brings tears to my eyes decades later.

>>6734474
electrolysis can be done on body hair. Large area = large cost.
>>
The notorious b.i.g was right keep money and family completely separated
>>
>when you feel shit but you don't know whether it's regular old sadness or if it's because nodrugz
>>
>>6734413
I wonder how your post-op picture looks like.
Do Zukowski even do them?
>>
I need to get FUCKED
>>
>>6734513
Don't we all
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>>6734513
iktf, but I don't have a front door yet, and I don't do anal.
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Why is the UK so shit??
I mean it's a lot harder to be trans in most of the world, but that doesn't stop it from being shit here.

Official NHS route:
>2 year waiting lists for a first appointment, in good areas
>Then 1 to 2 years of being documented and reguarly questioned as you live and dress full time as female, while pre-everything, despite this going against new guidelines
>Many doctors gatekeep until you fit their stereotypes enough
>Need to get doctor's approval to bank sperm with private medical organisations which can take so long that you're infertile before banking
>Quality of SRS is shockingly bad so anyone who can afford it goes private anyway
>Doctors have the ability to grant free laser/electrolysis hair removal appointments and free vocal surgery, yet deny these services to most people as "unnecessary"

Unofficial route:
>Pay upwards of £100 / $130 for roughly 2 months hormones
>Deliveries of hormones can be randomly confiscated by the post office as "suspicious", even though ordering them isn't illegal. So you basically loose £100 for nothing.
>Roughly half of doctors will refuse to test your blood, potentially resulting in death
>All doctors will refuse to approve sperm banking
>Pay to go abroad for all the surgeries yourself
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>>6734522
How about oral
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>>6734523
It's the same in France, mostly. I went the unofficial route.
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>>6734522
but aren't you literally a 50 y/o turbo hon?
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>>6734523
Perhaps that area is under funded you should call your local representatives if it's really bad. By the way has Britain figure out if they really leaving the EU
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>>6734537
I haven't look into it since the media shitstorm, but as an uninformed apolitical idiot last I heard was "no, maybe".
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>>6734537
It's a nationwide issue, not just a local thing.

Also the brexit has been delayed further from winter 2017 until sometime in 2019.
It wouldn't surprise me if the government keeps delaying it indefinitely.
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>>6734523
My insurance hasn't covered shit and it's been all out of pocket. At least I got onto hormones after seeing a therapist for only 2 months. And that was because I had to find a place that would do it without "Real Life Experience" in Bumfuck, Nowhere. My clinic visits are about $700 a piece with the blood work. Fortunately I don't go every month. The initial consultation was only about $250. I could have done laser hair removal cheaper but I was an idiot about that as well.

3 months of general therapy was $900 total (well spent), HRT has been $80 a month until I wised up and found a discount code that would discount my estrogen and now it's $40.

...sperm banking was $900

So while there are less obstacles, I am paying for basically everything out of pocket as if I was going the unofficial route. The only difference is my pharmacies are local.
>>
>tfw Dali

>>6734526
Oral is fine and I like to do it, but it's different than getting fucked down below. It's a totally different need.

>>6734535
no
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>>6734542
>>6734546
>eat it democracy
I don't think they should leave but this funny
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>>6734555
Hahaha woooow
I'm really dumb
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>>6734413
>tfw you just notice the tattoo
I actually gagged.
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>>6734549
I was a fan of Dali when I was a kid. Went to his museum and resting place in Figueras again not long ago.
>>
>resume workouts
>sex drive suddenly through the roof
I didnt ask for this
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>>6734558
>>6734424
>>6734413
I still want to see a better view of the tattoo. What do the letters say?
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>>6734561
>shlicking is now considered working out
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>>6734561
You should combine sex with your workout
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>>6734565
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>>6734570
I thinking along doing it in the shower after workout
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>>6734564
Pls I haven't schlicked in more than a month

>>6734565
If only that were an option ;~;
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>>6734563
morbid
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>>6734575
>If only that were an option
make it your reality~
>>
This old drunk guy just walked right up to me and started staring really intensely, after about ten seconds said hello and walked about 20 feet away and started to pop and lock
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Why do handsome men have to transition?
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>>6734588
Because they're really women?
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>>6734555
>>6734557
Why delete it
>>
>>6734588
ask basic
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>>6734587
So you got his number, right?
>>
Hello, what is this place?
Where is my pineapple princess?
Is it shitpoating time already?

Also I dreamt my breasts had grown, but they had new nipples.
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>>6734583
H-how?
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>>6734588
crippling dysphoria :)

>>6734592
ayy lmao

>>6734593
Uhhm ofc
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>>6734588
Like who?
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>>6734559
I met him a few times in the late '70s and early '80s. Andy introduced us the first time by bringing him by one Saturday as I was painting. After that I'd get a call and he'd stop by soon after. Also sometimes I'd see him at Max's.
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>>6734587
You had me until
>and started to pop and lock
Now I'm just as confused as you are.

Maybe he thought that's how all the cool young people flirt? Lots of eye contact. Then dancing.
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>>6734593
This and was he a good dancer
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>>6734590
>>6734602

But still...What a waste......

>>6734592

I feel like I've spoken to her about it before, actually.

>>6734603

This girl I saw in this Facebook Group for Trans Support stuff. I just asked her if she has a brother.
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I'm so sick of waking up and thinking I pissed my bed. It just sweat. Just once I'd like to wake in the morning from something other than a panic attack.

. And the worst part is even when the bubble of hell in mind pops, I wake into a different hell others call "reality".
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>>6734587
This is the type of person I'm drawn to romantically.
>>
>>6734600
o-oh

i-i dunno
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>>6734603
Kayla was a good looking guy
>>
>>6734592
I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets... "confused" by Basic's pre-everything pic.
>>
>>6734608
Night sweats are a symptom of HIV taking over your inmune system
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>>6734599
I have been summoned?
hey bby
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>>6734607
>What a waste
My last ex basically said the same about me. She really wanted me to be a real man...
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>>6734364
>>6734331
Jesus christ Faye, why did you do this to yourself? Couldn't you have just said "maybe don't look in there and just hire the cleaner immediately"? I feel sorry as fuck for you right now but it seems emotionally masochistic.
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Also, I've been talking to this guy about vidya and stuff, and he brought up that he plays the MMO "Black Desert."
I started to look up stuff on it, and it looks surprisingly good. I say surprisingly because I thought every MMO went to shit 5+ years ago.
Has anyone here ever played it before?
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>>6734606
considering his age, kinda yeah

>>6734605
I have no idea. At first I thought he was trying to figure out if I was a sword or sheath

>>6734607
I know right ;~;
We haven't rly talked about it besides both agreeing we'd suck pre hrt me's dick.
Basically I transitioned because I tried to kill myself, and was put in some good therapy after.

>>6734609
I'll set you up?

>>6734615
"confused" how?
>>
>>6734615
Is confused like a codeword for wanting to suck boy Basic's peen?
>>
>>6734607
>>6734614

Name all the trips in the history of /mtfg/ that were cute/hot guys
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>>6734588
Dysphoria...

>>6734607
I'd rather their mind be whole, than shredded by dysphoria.

>>6734608
>>6734616
Simple anxiety can cause night sweats. There are also other reasons like changes in body temperature and endocrine issues.
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>>6734622
It's p2p so no but it looks visually amazing
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>>6734619
:) How are u bby?

>>6734627
And HIV.

>>6734623
How old was he? I like guys 35+ but love guys 40+!!!!!!!
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>>6734620

RIP.

>>6734623

Well, I'm glad you transitioned, then. It's a shame that QT's are afflicted with gender dysphoria, though. If only we were cis.

>>6734625

Um.................... No one really? Faye was a cute guy. Trashy had a cute guy voice at one point. I want to fuck Ufufu's dad.
Basic was cute, Muffins was cute. I think that's it. I was ugly, so.
>>
>>6734623
>>6734624
Fuck yeah it is. I would have let someone who looked like that do anything. That cute+handsome mix was perfect.
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>>6734364
I'm so sorry you going through this Faye, and I wish I could make u feel better in any way. :(.
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>>6734378
>paul rudd
>average
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>>6734612
O-oh ok
I was wondering if you were offering to help.
Haha, t-that would be weird right?
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My dad has lots of old pics of me everywhere ;_;

>>6734621
It was my duty as his son, I just came here and my brother had the biomedical waste company there, they didn't know where he died which I think means I did a good job.

The quote was 25,000$ Cleaning + 2,6000 to remove a mattress, and well, no one really has a small fortune to clean one bathroom


And again my brother is completely ok seeing how he lived but he would have had my breakdown seeing the snapshot of how he died.
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>>6734619
3 days :3
I hope you feel well in Antwerp (:
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>>6734625
Archive has most of pre-transition photos
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>>6734639
>You will never be Elannas cum-pump
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>>6734630
like 50 maybe? but a bad 50

>>6734631
I'd take cis either way desu
It's a bad feel losing attractiveness

>>6734633
And back then I thought I was hideous
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>>6734640
oh okay, that's expensive as fuck
did he leave a note? I've heard it's common not to
>>
>>6734640

You looked fucking retarded as a guy and look fucking retarded as a girl. No offense
>>
>>6734621
Some of us feel a very strong duty to our friends and family. I kinda know why she did it. It's that last bit of caring one can do for the deceased, and caring for those left behind. I fully expect I'll be the one to do the cleanup before my brother makes it there so he doesn't have to see or deal with it.
yep >>6734640

>>6734630
Yes, it's one of many reasons.
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>>6734644
Haven't you heard she a lesbian now
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Little shrines around his house everywhere
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>>6734650
Another one bites the dust.
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>>6734639
y-yeah haha, gay!

why would i wanna get close to..

...

i-i gotta go to the bathroom real quick
>>
>>6734648
No offense but you're a dick
>>
>>6734650
>>>>>Implying
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>>6734654
No offense taken, uggo. :)
>>
>>6734654
>>6734645
>And back then I thought I was hideous
That was the dysphoria talking. For a girl you were too manly. For a guy... well, I stated my piece.

You're like "his" cute sister now though. WouldHangWith/10
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>>6734640
>>6734649
fair enough, I have autism so it's not second nature for me to think like that.

I was the sort of kid who used to poke around decomposing animals and get confused why other kids were upset with me; sometimes I get scared I might have psychopathic tendencies but then I remember no, I'm just retarded is all and need emotional things explained to me like I'm ten.

also fucking hell that's a lot of money, I thought funerals were bad...
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>>6734645
>Bad 50
That doesn't sound nice desu.
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>>6734653
O-oh
Ok
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>>6734659
Hey Edgar.
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>measure hips
>36 inches
>google average woman's hip size
>36 inches
>>
Good morning Mtfg hows everyone
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>>6734522
>I don't do anal
So how did you courtesan?
>>6734523
>Deliveries of hormones can be randomly confiscated by the post office as "suspicious"
This hasn't happened to me but I'm scared now
>>6734546
>Brexit "delayed" until 2019
LMFAO
>>
>>6734661
you can come if you want

no homo
>>
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
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>>6734671
Toasty?
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>>6734629

Yeaaah. The customization options as well as the graphics, and gameplay in general make it extremely appealing,
I just bought No Man's Sky though so I'm kind of like...should I be buying another game right now?
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>>6734670
T-to the bathroom for completely normal non-intimate reasons!

>>6734665
Not to burst your bubble, but if you're going to play that game (you shouldn't btw), proportions are what matter, not numbers without any context.
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>>6734630
Dear Suzy,

I am sad that I have to inform you that the Princess is not able to further respond due to unpleasant circumstances involving her being in Belgium with a laptop which can't do its duty and runs out of power quick.

Sincerely
Franzi
for the Pinapple Princess Phienchen
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>>6734660
It's not really :/ I think he pissed himself too.

>>6734657
Sometimes it's hard to see I look any different.
Thank you
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Where are my lovelies? Daddy needs to bury his rooster.
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>>6734676
elanna you can burst my bubble whenever you want

ill measure everything for proportions when i get from 160 to 150
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>>6734681

....
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>>6734674
No man seems like a game you should rent and been fool before by amazing graphics Asian game only for it trash
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>>6734679
>Sometimes it's hard to see I look any different.
>Thank you
I swear to God I think the brain just refuses to see the differences sometimes. Like maybe instead of "spot the difference" it's picking out everything it can in order to identify the person it's looking for from years of mirror glancing and home movies. So instead of seeing current you, you notice old you. As a general rule I never trust mirrors when I'm tired.
>>
>>6734676
>proportions are what matter, not numbers
Was just gonna say this.
>>
You ever just wish you were born a female so you could get on with yr life? Why are we so hung up on being the wrong gender? We're being defeatists by letting the dysphoria consume us. Plenty of people survive horrible disfigurations and we feel ugly for being long haired men. I wish I could repress again
>>
What are your thoughts on the Transilience movement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7eeRCdX9k
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>>6734683
Fair, 150lbs I'm assuming?
>>
>>6734659
>autism
I think like that, but I don't see other's emotions, unless very explicit. Sometimes I wonder if I shut down my recognition of other's emotions as a protection because the incoming information was overwhelming. I'm most like my grandpa. He was able to tell you where you hurt. Grandma, born again christian that she was, wouldn't let grandpa teach me how to control it.

>>6734659
i think there is an extra 0.

>>6734669
Oral, between the legs. When one on one with somebody, I feel what they feel so I can easily respond to what makes them feel the best. Anyways I was more of a companionship service, rather than sex service.
>>
>>6734689
yeah that's a really good point.
I try to not obsess over it as much as I can. And I've gotten to a stage where I think I look ok with makeup, so baby steps.
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Hi, I'm new hey yes hello hi

If I s-stutter a lot and post pictures of anime grills, w-will I be accepted warmly and unconditionally?
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>>6734696
Seems you already know the drill. Hey there!
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>>6734696
only if you cute
>>
>>6734676
What proportions are ideal?
>>
>>6734685
w-which one are you?
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>>6734693
yeah, im 6'2 and 160 lbs right now

everyone says i look okay and skinny with a shirt on but my tummy aint flat

so im losing it now and putting it back on when on HRT for max tranny gains
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>>6734702
Most of them
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>>6734696
hi im nim
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>>6734694
>companionship service
I've been trying to get into this for like ever. There was a company that said they were gonna sign me up to their agency but then they stopped trading.
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>>6734697
Hiya, buckaroo. How's it?

>>6734698
Probably not right now. I've been outside most of today picking blueberries. It's hot, it's humid, it's not a day for cute.
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>>6734700
Apparent width of shoulders smaller or equal to that of hips.
Waist-hip ratio of 0.7

Don't forget these are ideals, not measures of the average, plenty of cis women have one or neither
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>>6734687

No Man's Sky is amazing, but it's kind of overwhelming at the same time, so I need more breaks from it than Overwatch for example.
I've heard a lot of great things about Black Desert since researching it a bit, but apparently they're leaning more towards P2W?
Which is apparently making a bunch of serious competitive players, and guilds quit.

>>6734702

I'm Edie.
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>>6734714
but what if i want to be perfect
>>
>>6734714
My hip to waist ratio is 0.78 a-am I going to make it??
>>6734720
>trans
>perfect
Pick one
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>>6734692
>Transilience movement
mumbo jumbo to try to explain things. Chaos Theory is much better, but most don't have the brains to fathom it.

>>6734708
I did it on my own. Only selected clients I thought were good people that I could fall in love with. I pre-interviewed my clients before accepting them.
>>
>>6734721
i pick perfect

can i be perfect now
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>>6734725
You'll need to pay 10 Nim huggs in advance
>>
>>6734724
But how did you advertise?
>>6734725
I pick death.
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>>6734651
literally crying
>>
>>6734730
Of sadness?
>>
>>6734651
>post HRT faye in the back
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>>6734694
>Sometimes I wonder if I shut down my recognition of other's emotions as a protection because the incoming information was overwhelming.
That's pretty much the standing theory for how the "limited emotional range" component of Aspergers works, yeah. Happens at an extremely young age. I think it's true for me.

>think there is an extra 0.
that's still a fuckload of money to me lol, I don't even have the £200 I need for my next laser session in two weeks yet lol

thanks for explaining syndie & faye
I'm trying to ask lots of questions when I encounter intensely emotions-based situations so I can build up a more accurate set of interpretations for when I encounter similar things in my own life. my mum used to get upset because I said I thought my granddad's suicide was totally rational and stuff like that, so it does come into play sometimes.
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>>6734692
I don't like the production of this video.
I could handle her voice (there's definitely worse) but the transition and music choices are hilariously off-putting.
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>>6734737
Why did you book it if you don't have the money? And mine costs £130.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>6734737
Robin who would you date from /mtfg/ given the chance?
I think you're really cute but I don't have the confidence to ask you out x////x
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>>6734745
... because I need it? don't make me bring out the pretrans photos again.
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>>6734748
me on the left
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>>6734720
Then you're going to drive yourself insane until you set realistic goals. Most cis women don't get to be perfect, why should trannies?

>>6734721
Solid, probably
>>
>>6734726
sounds like a scam

>>6734753
what's realistic
>>
>>6734748
Her socks don't match
>>
>>6734752
Really? Post pic
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>>6734748
Little girls are stupid.
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>>6734754
No scam here, you can trust me!
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>at the store, buying much-needed new underwear
>settle on boy shorts for now, because cute and cheap
>at the register, the dodo behind the counter holds them up and says, "I'm not sure I wanna know, so I'm not gonna ask."
>Witty retort a-go-go: "Well, you basically just did. Yes, they're for me. No, you can't borrow them."
>But what I really said was, "Well, good. Don't. Rude-ass."

Babby's first micro-aggression in a new town. They really rolled out the red carpet uhuhuhuhu.

>>6734707
helo i'm persimmon how r u
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>>6734758
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>>6734721
0.78 is basically average for cis women.

HOWEVER, due to male bias in gendering, anything in excess of like 0.66 is considered "probably male".
>>
>>6734764
What region did you move to? That sounds surprising I haven't had any interactions like that ever myself.
>>
How did I live in the same town for 16 years yet fail to make any friends here?
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>>6734764
im okay

my drawing class is today so that'll probably be fun
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>>6734764
Imagine you said that witty retort and snap your fingers all sassy
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>>6734754
Take your current measurements. Subtract a few inches from your current waist and add a few inches to your hips. Add a bit more if you're still in puberty.
Transition isn't going to completely change your skeleton, and almost no trans girl is ever going to have a 0.7 waist to hip ratio.
>>
>>6734775
you were too busy being a pop star to make friends
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>>6734728
Word of mouth... I never advertised. It helped that I already had a reputation for being excellent in bed. Yes, I had that well before 16yo.

>>6734737
>That's pretty much the standing theory for how the "limited emotional range" component of Aspergers works, yeah. Happens at an extremely young age.
I should read up on it more.

When you look at the world totally differently, one's interpretations are totally alien to others. iktf... I've been caught out a number of times expressing the logical interpretation when others emotions don't allow them to see it.

>>6734775
Autism...
>>
>>6734770
How did I manage that pre-HRT? Do you think I had excess estrogen?
>>
check this shit out!!!

https://i.gyazo.com/f1c5fbe290abbe2ce4c0cad85467eaab.png
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>>6734784
ok

im 20 so puberty is done i think
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>>6734775
Where are you from? I have no friends either other than the same magic the gathering boy types thst never moved.

I'm still trying to brute force a trip I can stand. My old one had too many bold letters I didn't want people to think my trip was angry.

Thanks LSD for the wonderful insight into the emotional entropy of the Internet hahaha

(navigating my phone to find that picture took way longer than it should have)
>>
>>6734772
New Englandistan. I was surprised too, but my younger sister got more angry about it than I did.

I made a comment like, "It's not a surprise when stupid people say stupid things," but later recanted the statement because that's p judgmental.
>>
It's time to be a big girl now
>>6734775
Friends aren't real unless you have something to offer them. Its hard if you feel like you don't have anything
>>
>>6734750
oh that's sweet
apologies to anyone on this list who is grossed out by me

-red's lil polycule
-faye is hot af
-ufufu (duh)
-kari is cool
-grace is cute
-mallo (hi senpai)
-holic 'cause I think we understand each other's suffering lol
-same with valq

there's a bunch more from kageshi though if you expand it to that

oh also I'm pretty socialist so idk how many of those it would work out with irl 'cause I know red and grace are both alt-right for a start

I've probably missed out about half the people who should be on that list but I have serious memory issues, don't forget. I finished my disability-bux application today and was like "well, I just hope I get a little at least" and the advice woman helping me looked at the amount of diagnostic printouts I'd brought and said "I don't think you need to worry about that". seeing a neurologist on the 26th and probably either going to get a brain scan or talk about getting one done. I don't think what I have can be life-threatening thankfully, but it can get steadily worse with age still so I need to get that shit done. so, sorry if I missed anyone out! doesn't mean I'm not interested! :P
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>>6734793
You never know, I got a bit of hip growth starting at 19, and for some males it continues into their early 20s. More motivation to get on hrt sooner.
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>>6734795
Actually the body keeps maturing into the 30s.
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>>6734786
Got to admit it's usually the logical interpretation that's alien to me. I'm all hunches and tangents. Maybe I shouldn't rely on intuition and emotions as much, but it's all I know. And I know how annoying it can make me.
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>>6734801
It would be sweet but I was only jest.
Thanks for posting a list of who should keep their distance from you. :)
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>>6734789
No. Maybe?

Sexual dimorphism in humans is socially exaggerated to a fantastic degree. Our myths of the male body and the female body and how much they differ and how consistently traits cluster together would be preposterous to an unbiased observer.

The male average is closer to 0.88 - 0.78 is low, but not exceptionally so.
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>>6734805
I know you're responding to the other post, because I had written the same exact response to the other post and then deleted it because it was strange and my brain is on drugs lmao
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Tfw no one will ever love me more than the person that hates me the most now
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>>6734813
i remember that feel, it takes a long time to pass but it passes
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Every fucking relationship is temporary until one side gets what they want and move along. I wish love was real
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>>6734804
yeah im calling the clinic today! and there's a therapy session tomorrow

after giving my mom 700 bucks to help her with rent it kinda hurt my finances though x~x

i posted a pic as anon and asked you if i had a shot at passing and you said i have soft features and that felt nice :3

you and the other people that commented gave me more motivation ^^
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>>6734786
I'm just gonna use the internet
>Autism
Probably
>>6734795
Londinium
>>6734799
According to this theory I am offering something to you since you're my friend. What is it exactly?
And what are your thoughts on acid jazz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_DwWU9aOU
>It will never be 1996 again
>>6734813
You're young, there's plenty more people to meet :)
>>6734810
Well whatever the reason I'm not complaining lol
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>>6734813
>>6734824
we dont deserve love.
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>>6734807
People are different. I realize we need both, and all those in between.

>>6734811
No drugs in my brain, other than buspirone. However there is a general lack of full consciousness. this >>6734805 was for >>6734793
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>tfw you're out with your friends and you order alcohol
>tfw the waitress makes fun of you and makes you show ID
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>>6734826
We offer eachother perspective and company because we're both depressed lonely fucks.
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>>6734804
I hope I can get some hip growth, mine are pretty bad
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>>6734831
Chara?
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>>6734831
What did she say
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>>6734696
you have to post butte to get into butte club
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>>6734824
not true
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>>6734839
first rule of butte club, we don't talk about butte club.
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>>6734831
>>tfw the waitress makes fun of you
In what way?
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>>6734826
I wouldn't advise complaining! You've got great hips, and as you trim down your waist they'll stand out even more.

I've made my peace with having slightly wide shoulders and slightly narrow hips - even though my ideal body type (for me) is a bit chubby, I'll need to stay in the middle/lower end of a healthy BMI to keep my ratio good enough to pass.

It's sad, but we have to make concessions with the hand we've been dealt, and accept with good grace what good cards we have.
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>>6734830
Tell me about it. I've been off my methylphenidate for over 5 months and I'm terribly disorganized. Doesn't help I live in a weed cloud. I do acid like every 3 weeks or so some times less often. Last time, I was in the shower using my phone and then realized OH MY FUCK I'M. IN. THE. SHOWER. WITH. MY. PHONE. AAAHHH. thankfully, the case kept it more or less okay. Only the led is broken now.

I also went off Buspar because I think it's a meme.
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>>6734833
I'm actually not depressed anymore, well so long as I delude myself into thinking that I'm gonna pass one day. Been dancing to 90's hip-hop and acid jazz all day.
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>>6734809
kek, I had my suspicions. I normally get enough affection and sex to keep me going irl, thankfully. I think it's because I'm so laid-back about that stuff.
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>>6734835
Nope
>>6734838
>>6734842
Stuff like I look 15 instead of 19. She kept laughing at me for at least 3 minutes. I didn't tip her
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>>6734840
You can't disprove it. I'm 100% sincerely positive that this is true.
>>6734848
Well that's good. I've given up. I'm just gonna be an asexual eunuch femboy the rest of my life
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I'm 1 year, 1 month on HRT today. Don't really feel like it's done anything but make me look like a younger guy though.

How is everyone else today?
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>>6734854
You have the best hair
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>>6734852
Sounds like she was trying to be mean you just look like a kid
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i'm a terrible person
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I want to orgasm but I don't want to masturbate
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>>6734860
Did you hit someone with your car
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>>6734854
get your eyebrows done, cover that upper lip shadow properly with some concealer stick, do some basic makeup and you'll be good to go imo senpai. mostly just look like a plain-ish girl atm. keep your hair how it is, it suits your face shape.
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>>6734864
pretty sure all sentient beings know that feel, even dogs and cats
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>>6734860
What happened this time Kayla
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>>6734868
How are you sure about this
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>>6734865
No, I told juniper I couldn't move up there in a really bitchy and mean way. Also said to lose my number like a moron. I just didn't want a repeat of angie trying to dox me, when angie got a hold of my number I had to throw my phone out my window and cancel my line.
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>>6734859
Even if I do, it's not right to laugh in my face and embarrass me in front of my friends. I had this when I went to a casino a few months ago as well. It pisses me off
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>>6734826
Acid jazz is the bee's knees.
https://youtu.be/qbEmKmwVHlM
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>>6734847
Buspar seams to be helping some, but I'm at max dose. I think my CFS is fucking with my mind and degrading my thinking. I have to pay attention with my conscious mind to drive now. It used to be a background process.

>tfw time to take another nap...
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>>6734853
Nooo :( if I can make it so can you! In January I was seriously considering suicide, now I'm not.
>>6734854
If you wore makeup and did your hair you would pass easily.
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>>6734854
It's you! <3
I remember when you were posting pics of you at a snowy cabin.

Are you still doing any laser on your face? The only thing I can think is maybe the eyebrows need to be shortened up a tiny bit? ...are they uneven?

Does anyone actually mistake you for a boy still? You're androgynous but the pretty feminine kind. It's not from an abundance of masculine features, I think it's just because how... soft(?) your face is. Add that with your hair, your probable boobs and lack of facial hair I can't see anyone actually making that mistake...
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>>6734854
sparky u are cute
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>>6734876
You told me you were killing yrself last week. It's good to strive for happiness. I'm just trying to be realistic
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>>6734854
I'm jealous of that hair. Lookin fly af today. If I saw you out and about I would definitely think "girl."
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>>6734107
So one bad picture out of a few hundred and you decide to be an asshole? Fucking pathetic. Kill yourself.
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>>6734857
Thank you
>>6734876
How should I do my hair?
>>6734877
>Are you still doing any laser on your face?

I haven't started laser yet but I hope I can within the next month or two.

>The only thing I can think is maybe the eyebrows need to be shortened up a tiny bit? ...are they uneven?

Yeah my eyebrows are trash I know, any time I try to fix them myself I just make them worse which is probably why they look uneven. I'll just go get them threaded or whatever when I go back to school in a week.

>Does anyone actually mistake you for a boy still?

I still present male 24/7 and I'm super flat chested so I dunno. I've only been gendered female once by a stranger so far but I've noticed that recently a lot of cashiers and stuff just avoid gendering me at all.


Anyways my spiro dose is like half of what it should be so hopefully when I get that fixed I'll finally stop being flat chested and looking like a boy.
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So who are the trips to absolutely stay away with and never try to meet up with?
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>>6734898
all of them
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>>6734898

Don't you'll start something
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>>6734898
me
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>>6734872
What the fuck Kayla? Now you've made her depressed.
>>6734874
This is nu-jazz my girl, Acid jazz is more traditional sounding like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INkNipiAWuQ
because it was a revival movement.
Dope tune though. Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yaq86rr3DA
>>6734884
That's the occasional time when reality hits usually due to seeing a cis black girl my age close up.
>>6734896
I don't know anything about white hair sorry. Other trips can give tips I'm sure though.
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>>6734898
Me. Stay the actual fuck away from me forever.
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>>6734872
You are such a cat...

Try to see if you can approach the other girl more slowly this time. Be honest about your own boundaries and try to respect hers. Be patient with yourself, and don't be disappointed when it takes a little while to build comfort and even basic trust.

To Juniper: please be patient if you want to get close to Kayla.
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>>6734869
kayla cycle: victim phase
>>
Also my mom is still being a shit but she accidentally gendered me female today before "correcting" herself so lmao
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>>6734898

Me.
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>>6734920
It really does play out like a tv show "what happened today in kaylas made up stories"
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>>6734926
This is good advice.
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>>6734926
Could we be friends one day anyway?
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>>6734898
Me also>>6734898
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>>6734912
Subgenres always get super dicey with me. Like, would this be acid jazz, or more like jazz fusion?
https://youtu.be/c2A-ybyTaPs

The adage holds true no matter what: if it sounds good it is good good good
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>>6734918
>You are such a cat...
I try not to be, I just don't want to be so venerable.
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>>6734926
>Cue Edie's enemies
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>>6734926
I want to top you and have hot transbian sex with you though.
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>>6734898
I'd say me but honestly nothing that shocking would come of it, I'd just be weird, depressing and boring to be around
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>>6734925
Haha. Awesome. That means it's in her head, whether she wants to admit it or not. It's only time until she gives up.
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>>6734939
Don't reply to my posts creep. I feel raped now.
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Oh my gosh why are flamingos so amazing?
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>>6734912
She didn't make me depressed. I just wake up every morning forgetting how alone I am now and then I wish I could text my real friends before realizing they're all gone and then I come here and shitpost
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>>6734939
robin what is your strangest fetish?
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>>6734930

If you dare.

>>6734936

Lol. Right?

>>6734938

O-oh. I've only ever made out with/sucked on another girls tits before really...
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>>6734955
How old is u gurl?

Also I'm sick to my ass of spotting billboards and rivers and store front.
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>>6734952
Because they're so gay they're fabulous honey
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Yea... I need to wax my lip. Anyone have any recommendation for buying diy stuff online? I can't sugar wax cause I don't want to explain what I'm doing with a stove.
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>>6734955
:(
*hugs*
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>>6734952
I'm sad about flamingos. There used to be a lot of them back home in Floriduh, but now if you wanna see em, you have to go to a zoo. :c
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>>6734964
21
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>>6734952
Nature is very interesting. My favorite bird is the raven.
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>>6734935
I know. That's why I asked you to be patient with yourself. Trust doesn't come easy to people like us, especially when we've had it violated before.

You can't expect to be better overnight, so give yourself the space you need to become better over time. And try REALLY hard not to get defensive. If you feel that you're threatened, try to make distance instead of making an attack of your own.
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>>6734962
I've been into some weird fucking shit in the past but these days, probably watersports. or petplay if you think that's weirder but desu it's common as fuck. idk if the thread wants this discussion though...
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>>6734932
This is latin/funk. I have it on a Latin jazz album of mine and Azymuth is Brazilian. If it was 90s then it could have qualified as acid jazz but it's a 1979 tune so it's authentic original funk. Now this Jazzanova remix of another Azymuth tune is solid nu-jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v49U8wvp0KQ
Jazz fusion is more deeper and experimental however that's not a hard an fast rule because Herbie Hancock's fusion output was pretty funky.
>>
tfw everyone you hang out with falls in love with you and you dont love anyone back
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>>6734971
Plenty near where I live. A few years back, there was a massive flash freeze and plenty died with their legs encased in ice, though...
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>>6734962
wait are you trying to bait me into annoying the thread?
>>
>>6734968
Why is your nose so cute?
>>
>>6734982
yeah this but then:
>the people you actually love dont love you back
literal torture, but its deserved
>>
>>6734980
Eh, I'm into petplay desu.
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>>6734963
I don't care, I'll take the lead. You don't have to do anything. I want to breathe on your neck and run my fingertips all over your body and make you lose your mind.
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>>6734974
Nevermore?
>>
tfw zone out at work thinking about stuff and almost start crying on the spot
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>>6734971
I used to have a bear family in my backyard. You see that soft green on the right before the horizon on the hill? My neighborhood was on the base of that hill. My childhood was spent exploring everyday and making forts and climbing things. Now the whole horizon is brown and there are no trees or bears anymore.
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>>6734982
>>6734987

>TFW

>>6734990

Are you cute?

>>6734993

R u ok
>>
>>6734963
I'd like that.

You've been very helpful, even inspirational, to both myself and other people I like. It would be a shame never getting to know you better.
>>
>>6734985
no yesterday I answered the question and anons started calling me sociopathic and I want to feel better about myself, sorry.
>>
>>6734996
I-I thought you were j-joking about the b-bears??
>>
>>6734997
I'm a 9/10 according to /soc/ averages
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>>6734989
okay but you're like 15 so I don't really feel good talking about kinky shit with you carol, no offence
>>
>>6734824
>>6734853
sir stop being edgy
>>
>>6735001
Anons are dicks, ignore anons :c
*hugs*
>>
>>6735001
idgi but okay
>>
>>6734892
how is that a bad picture?

if anything that's an honest picture of what it actually looks like without hair covering it's face from a downward angle.
>>
>>6734997
Edie you live a life were people want to either fight you or sex you
>>
>>6735000

Well, alright then. Gosh. c:

>>6735003

Let's do it.
>>
>50+ year old coworker is working near me
>"Anon, can I ask you a personal question? You don't have to answer it if you don't want to."
>Oh boy, here we go
>He's known me for 10 months, has worked at the store for around four months, which is about when I started HRT
>He's seen me lose 30 pounds, grow my hair out since November, has been around in the period where I started wearing light makeup to work, he's been working overnights with me for a few months now.
>Brace myself and tell him to go ahead


>"Hilary or Trump?"
>Start laughing
>Politics is personal? What the fuck.
>Be dismissive of both, he says he wouldn't vote for Hilary because "she's for the gays. Nothing against them, but I don't support it." Proves to me he's not homophobic because he "has a gay friend. But we're not close".
>Nonchalantly tell him I have a lot of close, gay friends because I think maybe this is what he was getting at.
>Switches issues and tells me Hilary "isn't pro-gun".

Fucking old people. I wonder how he'll feel about me in another four months.
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>>6735003
Post pics with timestamp or get out Reeee
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>>6735011
fyi, misgendering is pointlessly cruel, and in English "it" is a pronoun reserved for objects, never people.
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>>6735008
I actually just unfiltered them. Last night there was a thread raid that lasted about an hour until the 4am mods finally checked the que. Someone put a girl with huge knockers as the edition picture, and it brought in a trolling bunch of 17 year old boys. Had to abandon thread.
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>>6735012

This is actually the most accurate description of my life that exists.
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>>6734718
Where is your trip?
Any new pics? I was horny so i came into lgbt to fap... this probably means I'm a closet fagget for fapping to a guy but idc, you're too cute
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>>6735014
We could do a relationship, poly relationship or just really passionate sex if you want. It's entirely up to you. I'd like to be more than that given the chance though and I feel like I can identify with some of the stuff you've talked about lately.
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>>6735022
Ye, that was a shitty thread in the end.
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>>6735008
It's anons irl too
It just adds up
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Checking in after a long ass time away from the threads.
Sup
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>>6735021
that thing you call kari/nycteri the regular false rape accuser isn't a person

and it thinks it has the right to shit on kayla kek
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>>6734991
<3 :)

>tfw sleepy again.
Nap time.
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>>6735031
That sucks :/
I hope people stop being mean to you :(
*hugs*
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>>6734996
Everything is in flux. Sometimes I convince myself it's for the better, but most times I'm not so sure. Probably that's nothing new.
I did manage to see a bear pretty close up since moving here. I was all excited to stare it down and wave my arms and take a cool pre-death selfie, but she lumbered away before I got the chance.

>>6734981
Whoawee, I learned thing today. I'm more well-versed with like traditional jazz, like yer modals and yer bebops and yer West Coast cools. But for jazz fusion, you can't go wrong with Zappa.
https://youtu.be/jymHINLcjlw
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>>6734996
This is the nearest forest to London. No bears thankfully. I cycle through there if I go anywhere in Essex. The forest is nice.
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>>6735015
You should had hit him with I'm gay
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>>6735037
Zappa is a legend.
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>>6735024
Most likely closet bi
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>>6735036
*hugs*
thanks
>>
>>6735014
Yay! I'm glad that's something we can work on.
>>
Quick someone do the thing
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>>6735040
I was really, really considering it. But he didn't actually ask like I thought he was going to so I figured I'd put it off for later. Everyone fucking talks at work. As soon as one person knows the whole store will know.

And that's not really true though. I'm bi... but I feel like saying that just invites more questions than just saying I'm gay. I don't want to have to explain "how gay I am" or hear shit about how I haven't met the right girl or that I'm sexually confused or something.
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>>6735064
Are you on skype?
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>>6735067
*Does the thing*
Funny enough, I know you mean make a new thread.
How the fuck do I do it? I'm not Ziu lee after all...
>>
>>6735068
I would have done it just for his reaction. I would have kept asking him about his feeling for gays. Once he's dug a big enough hole then hit him with the I'm gay/bi
>>
DID THE THING!
>>6735082
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>>6735078
In real life this is not practical. But I'd have done it to. I quit every fucking job though within a week and go immediately back to middling man for dealers (weed), cyber crime (selling analytics data) and Internet sales and editing. I only get a job to remind myself I don't want them and that I COULD write erotica for probably more money than I'd make per hour asking if niggers want a receipt
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