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agp: >>6706020
awwww jeeze not this shit again.
>>6707858
Sup Nerds
Gonna sleep
or like
lay in bed
nini, /mtfg/
o/
>>6707811
im glad i know you too red ^^
>>6707827
aww
i think i like the taste and being slightly more awake for like 15 minutes
>>6707858
I have this saved for special occasions when I really need to hate myself
I feel dead inside. How about you?
>>6707858
At least there's MLP and vidya and autism in general to take away the pain.
>>6707869
I feel great actually.
>>6707867
nini smiles
sweet dreams!
Leg warmers are agp, and wearing them with leggings makes you a fetishist. We're all men who look terrible in skirts and mixing light and dark colours makes you ugly!
>>6707872
You're only welcome here when you're not a complete dick with every single post
>>6707866
Hello, Tiny
>>6707875
what about arm warmers
>>6707866
hi again :3
Didn't pass at dentist office. Feeling sad today how are you girls?
>>6707871
Hi, hi.
>>6707878
IM BIG AND STRONG.
>>6707882
hi red. (again)
>>6707879
Even you should draw the line before neon pink dick warmers...
>>6707885
THE DENTIST KNEW BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH YOUR LUCKY PINK TOOTH BRUSH.
>>6707888
I believe the technical term is cock sock or penis pocket.
>>6707885
You kinda remind me of Sarah Connor in T2 on account of the shoulders.
>>6707877
But it's the truth.
>>6707901
Lmao I have smaller shoulders and bigger hips than her
Morning CFH, Angie, Red, Sirona, Carol, Basic, Maddie, and other Anons.
Getting blood work done today, so I'll finally see what's going on after injections. What's up with everyone else?
>>6707890
But it's annoying whenever I go to specialist like hair dresser, dentist, any doctor specialist. They can read me immediately because they know gender differences about little things that they take care off.
>>6707901
That actually very nice thanks anon. But for me it's mostly fat. I'm overweight.
who here sissy boi :^)?
>>6707904
That's the right attitude.
>>6707908
I AM ALSO GETTING BLOODWORK. LETS KILL OURSELVES?
>>6707908
My levels were 300 pg right before next injection. Good luck.
>>6707912
Haven't seen you in forever, btw. How have you been?
>>6707922
What's the matter chara...
Afraid of ...
Needles?
>>6707924
Well, I was busy doing a barrista course and a few other things, and I got an infected wound, so I've been out for the count.
Got layed off from my toystore job, but it might be blessing in disguise, as they weren't the most helpful. If you remember the chaos around how many hours I was supposed to get?
>>6707866
hello.
>>6707908
morning ^^
>>6707930
Heya bread-chan!
>>6707930
Hi Isla <3
>>6707935
faguette who eats baguettes
>>6707936
heya carol
>>6707913
Maybe it's time to shed some pounds.
>>6707925
What are you taking about women? I am always nice. This is just a bit of funposting.
>>6707928
I do. Your toy store job sucked more than it plausibly could have, hour wise.
Congratulations on the course, though. Sucks about being knocked out sick, but now you can be much more gainfully employed.
>>6707940
#relationshipgoals
>>6707922
You don't like strangers sticking sharp metal implements into you? That's like half the fetishes here.
>>6707940
I'm on eat so little I wonder why I still have fat/muscles everywhere.
>>6707931
About 10h before injection. I'm on 10mg/2ml per week.
>>6707947
it me
>>6707954
Mirai Kuriyama tier waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C430AWTvMPs
>>6707957
I'm Heather's though c:
>>6707965
Well yes, I was implying that I wouldn't waifu you, but I can see why people would.
>>6707887
I don't believe you
>>6707962
>To be carried by someone all your life?
Excuse me?
udont no my life
>>6707908
>Angie
I just woke up
>>6707952
Huh. I'm running with a day 5 level test, but I suppose that means your results were good.
But how much/how frequently are you taking your 10 mg/2ml dose?
My endo started me at 5 mg per week from a 10 mg/ml concentration. Because I had low levels even on 8 mg/day oral, I expect this'll still leave me low, but then again...
>>6707967
ahh
makes senseu
>>6707971
Don't worry, Basic, I'll carry you if we ever meet. I get you.
>>6707971
I dun need no u to make fun of u.
>>6707979
That's some other anon Polandball.
Kill me /mtfg/
So I'm just shy of six foot and was at work
A really short guy came in. Like 5'Nothing".
I'm early like 4 months so I'm not presenting female or anything.
Anyway, I'm like the most passive person I know. Emotionally, socially, sexually... but the thought of domming a short, cute guy (as a woman)...
It's tmi or too personal like a blog to say all this, but damn, that was a really new thought to me.
>>6707984
You are going to have a pretty good squat for that. Basic's a bit on the hefty size but then again who isn't here.
>>6707993
: (
No, you're a good friend and I love you
*huugs*
>>6707908
>Tfw never talked about or mentioned in absentia
>>6707999
LMAO
I'd be happy with a ~200lb squat
>>6707999
I'm not
>>6708006
Forever Alone
>>6708006
I do.
When I'm here.
No one knows who you are though, so the conversation doesn't go anywhere.
>>6708000
They made me a giant with shoulders as broad as the shores of my great nation and thighs as thick and sturdy as the shield for a reason. And if that reason isn't hauling people into the air, what could it even be?
>>6707999
>a bit on the hefty size but then again who isn't here.
Yeah...
yeah.
I lost 30 pounds, have a BMI of 20, but I did it the lazy fat ass way and now I have a good weight but still too much fat around my gut. Muscle is more dense, I'd look skinnier but still weigh the same... Also if I worked out I'd probably have *some* butt instead of nothing.
>>6708006
I was saying hello to the posters in thread.
But a good morning to you all the same, Sass. Whoever you may be.
>>6708032
Ciao nerdling! o/
>tfw they're coming to deliver your mattress but you aren't going to tuck to assert your dominance
I want to bully a femboy like really bad Tbh senpai
Anyone else like this?
>>6708032
Oh.
I don't know that feeling. Let's live through it and see where that takes us.
>>6708041
Yeah probably.
But in a real manly way ok?
>>6708042
>Cute femboy
>Probably on fem&m's so super insecure about body
That could be pretty hot. Would you compare your gt with their bt?
>>6708039
As feminine as it is, that is an assertive package. Quite thoughtful presentation.
>>6708032
hi^^
try not to die getting your blood drawn
>>6708039
Don't forget the unwavering eye contact
>>6708049
>tfw it's a sock
>tfw you will never be assertive
>>6708039
Are you going to assert dominance by putting ur gt in them?
>>6707879
Aren't those just sleeves
Does anyone else fantasize about themselves fucking people pre hrt back when you were super manly and dominant?
I get off on the thought of being like big and strong >.>
>>6708053
Makeup, padded push-ups, and heels are a thing. Even augmented, a girl's features are still the ones she presents. Don't sell yourself short over a bit of padding.
SUP
ANYONE HIGH?
IM HIGH AS BALLS OVER HERE
JUST KIDDING
TRICKED U
;-;
>>6708032
Tfw worst timing
>>6708039
Their faces, probably.
Also tfw banned. Someone on /vg/ got banned for shitposting on the phone IP I have right now.
>>6708030
OMG! I literally can't even with you Aka, it's like we've been e-friends for ages and you're ignoring me.
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Porfavor, su vote en mi strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>6708067
>ANYONE HIGH?
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehehe
>>6708067
Hi Quid
>>6708069
u don't gib us dat gt doh?
post gt!
>>6708069
<3
Voted months ago, Sassy.
How are you doing?
>>6708063
So... in your current state... with others... do you feel like you could be aroused and sexually fulfilled?
Or are you a transwoman with the sexuality of a straight cis man?
>>6708072
I wish I need to stay pure for the Navy. Actually considering my ship date is in 7 months I could probably smoke... hmm...
Also a Storm's rollin in. Pretty.
>>6708076
Ummm why do you want to see it?
>>6707991
>tan arms but pale stomach
Why
What are your favorite positions in bed? I really like when I'm on my back and my bf puts my legs over his shoulders.
>>6708065
I think she meant the dick was a sock...
>>6708085
:3 everything's awesome! So how are your reference levels? Did you have low E while on pills?
>>6708091
>Ummm why do you want to see it?
Not her, but why wouldn't you? They're basically less aggressive dicks.
>>6708091
ur qt post gt
I'm having a hard time remembering my dream last night. It was something about...zombies chasing this girl...and i was trying to save her. And we were climbing on roofs to get away. Also i was old and dying a But there weren't just zombies there were also alien creatures disguised as humans who wanted to form relationships with us i think? And also i was a student stuck in school and everyone thought me and this other student were gay because of a misunderstanding. The aliens were assimilating us slowly, until only like ten of us were humans anymore. And we found their ships on the beach and they enslaved us. The ships were big metal heads.
There was also some spot where we were in a corn field listening to a band i know that sounds a lot like circa survive...children of nova i think? And the lyrics were actually also a quiz written on a piece of paper and we were supposed to answer the questions in 2012 and then again in 2015 and compare them, which was a cool idea, but in the dream it was already 2015 so sort of moot.
>>6708067
heck i got tricked
>>6708014
>ghost and fighting type
Why
>>6708108
GHOST BUSTERS
>>6708086
Irl I'm a sub. I like to be dominated. Actually being in that dom role like before is a complete boner killer. I've tried and I just can't get into it.
But when I masturbate I'm more likely to think about times when I was doing the fucking, rather than when I've been fucked
>>6708099
I figured, I just didn't want to break character yet.
>>6708063
...not really, no
Autoandrophilia, I guess you could call that?
You can still be trans and get off on that I guess, don't let nobody get down on you.
Where the fuck is sass?
Who wants to see my very painful blister
>>6708098
I enjoy sleeping on my stomach. Aand everything else is uncomfortable.
>>6708116
Who?
>>6708116
shes here in thread
>>6708100
Terrible. Barely broke 260 pmol/L on 8 mg oral
>>6708103
I had a really terrifying steam that would make a great so fi horror story. It was kind of SCPish. I went to this abandoned collection of buildings in the middle of a desert, the dirty was very brown, the sky blue and cloudless and the buildings were very modern steel and glad constructions that rose into the sky. All the glass was gone though. The place had a really eerie feeling, like I was afraid but it was also beautiful and peaceful. I was completely alone. I made my way to the second floor and looked over the complex, which was built into a huge pit in the desert, like the area had been strip mined.
>>6708111
Terrible joke
>>6708122
Cont.
I started rummaging through a ruined desk in all office on the second floor. Where glad would separate outside from inside there was just a sheer stop and it was very windy. I opened a broken safe in the lowest drawer of the desk and found. .. something? I remember being like, "Oh, what's this."
Then I had a very vivid blinding flash of light staring at this thing, my whole vision goes white and I do vividly remember the pain in my head I actually woke up with a headache. I heard a noise that was like static and an engine running, that's the best I can describe it. I saw both the blinding light, and for half a second a number display that looked kind of like the one from Steins Gate, and I can remember the numbers 000000015x. Actually I could before but can't now, doritios the number of 0s. At this point I woke up and was really confused because I saw my vision at the park bench and had no clue what was going on it was so real.
>>6708115
I just like to fantasize about being a man annihilating girls and femboys ;~;
>>6708140
I actually fell back asleep with the image of my actually vision in my memory, and I just kind of wandered in a daze for a bit around the buildings till it started to rain and I woke up. I drifted in and out for a bit. I honestly wonder if I had a stroke it was just so vivid. Like I know nothing in that dream sounds scary, but it was insanely surreal.
>>6708141
(note I was already high when I replied first)
>>6708145
ohh
well shit
>>6708145
Its 0s on my screen, but I'm on my phone yea, I noticed a bunch of typos, bit I think it's clear what I was trying to say most of them.
Man that was a wild experience though. I hope I wasn't making noises, I was sleeping in a public park.
>>6708146
My nightmares are usually awfully vivid. Thankfully, they're lucid. Doesn't make them much better, though, because the moment I start altering them, they get incoherent and start looping into themselves...
>>6708140
doritios the number of 0s
WHAT THE FUCK PHONE. Hahaha...
>>6708108
>not getting the ghost/flying/meat shield joke
It's an edit but a very good edit
>>6708152
Most of my dreams have insanely good internal logic. I think it's because I write a lot, draft stories a lot and am very good at making plots/worlds.
It would be cool to set other people's dreams.
tfw pizza for brekko
>>6708156
oh well
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>6708156
What the hell, I have no memory of typing that and didn't notice it. Maybe I did have a strokech fhjskejrjgiwjwjkkkkkkkkk...
>>6708162
Omg good idea, I was wondering what to eat, oven isn't on yet but there's pizza in the fridge
>>6708047
Punch him in the boyboobs or pinch them. Anything over the parts of his body he's insecure over.
>>6708042
I wasn't sure about this but thinking more this sounds really hot
>>6708158
>It would be cool to set other people's dreams.
You'd be in for some weird and absurd shit, recently I've been having dreams where im at some party or gathering and someone startsshooting and killing everyone and I have to gtfo and I spend the entire dream just legging it.
As always I dont have my own fucking gun in the dream so I'm just fucking dead meat.
>>6708112
I didn't see this.
That makes sense, I understand a little better now.
>>6708154
I don't think high testosterone is to blame so much as critically low endogenous estrogen.
>>6708187
Cool.
>>6708042
Can it be (comparatively) gentle, big sister bullying? Because this would feel so right.
>>6708158
Actually, I recall them well enough that I could draw them if I had any talent, even years after. There are dozens of places I've lived in or visited in dreams I could draft a precise floor plan off, too, if I could be arsed.
>>6708167
pizza is okay and lasts me two days
>>6708116
Hiiiiiiii <3 I was just taking a bath. I have to go to the psychologist and then go to pay my respects to a friend of the family because his brother died.
I'm looking for beepbeep I'm going to fight her
>>6708217
You didn't....
Did you Sass?
Who am I kidding, of course you did.
>>6708223
>Tfw anons masturbate over Sass's pics.
tl;dr this thread: Dreams and Memes
Who else realized they were trans because of a dream?
>>6708228
I'd rather see where my dick goes.
>>6708228
*sigh*
>>6708233
>tfw cis, but fell for the trans meme.
>>6708217
Oh, Sass shaves.
Ugh. I'd better put on my makeup and head out. Bye girls.
Nice seeing all of you!
>>6708235
>Tfw i didn't understand your innuendo.
>>6708236
Post butte, we'll make this the lewdest thread ever!
Changing my trip to this, because Tbh chara is the second mozart.
>>6708246
>Post butte, we'll make this the lewdest thread ever!
If I must...
>>6708242
Yeah i shave :(.
What's your hair removal solution?
>>6708247
Except I forgot to turn on Japanese characters after I restarted.
Instead of that, this.
Chara is the second coming of Mozart.
>>6708247
Why is that? Does she have a scat fetish like him?
>>6708250
Nude butte! Don't be a coward!
>>6708257
NEVAR!!!
>>6708250
Shave your back lol
Nice ass tho.
>>6708246
My innuendo is post your butt because thats where I want my cock to be.
>>6708260
Look, I might be flexible, but I can't shave without slicing myself open.
I'll get hair removal cream soon though.
>>6708254
She likes to make wildly inappropriate jokes and she's a child prodigy, maybe, kind of.
>>6708254
>Mozart having scat fetish
This is a lie told by mediocre Beethoven.
I waited too long
I waited too long
I waited too long
>>6708273
http://youtu.be/MbrXZvu8bUo
>>6708233
I was still a kid when it happened. I was a girl, but apparently I could only be one when I was in a cool cavern situated just out of town. I invited a girl from school who I badly wanted to be friends with to see, because then she'd understand and we could be proper friends and I could at least stop behaving like a boy around her and that wouldn't be weird. Only, when she was there, I didn't change. I cried and I pleaded, but I stayed a boy, and she left thinking I'd played a stupid prank. When I was alone again in the cool and the dark, I was allowed to be a girl.
It became intensely obvious what, exactly, was wrong with me when I woke up. I cried a lot.
>>6708264
Oh.
>Tfw sass has jlo skin and taylor swift ass.
You should enjoy Sirona's butt, it's better.
>>6708276
This is why you don't leave the kitchen when baking. You don't want your cookies to burn.
>>6708280
Oh god. That's a fucking nightmare.
>>6708252
I shave scrotum, pluck penis (this is the worst), and trim bush.
>>6708285
Goatse cookies?
>>6708285
That's not quite it. I boiled my noodles too long and now they're soggy.
>>6708288
>pluck penis
eep
it's the 2nd week of uni and im already behind ugh help meeeeeee
im gonna fail my classes and ruin my life ;__;
>>6708294
Ilu
You're so clever, you can do this!
>>6708282
I like all butts, and I don't care who they belong to so long as they're cute enough and willing to take my cock.
>>6708299
That too, but the noodles are the more tragic part
>>6708294
>im gonna fail my classes and ruin my life
Failed most of mine, but I'mma get a job anyway! Even if you do fail, it's not the end of the world.
Do your best anyway!
Also, I'm still stuck throwing stupid stuff at that MurphyBot. Great timewaster. I've found a perfect new look for edie.
hello ~
>>6708306
LOL I love it.
>>6708294
>im gonna fail my classes and ruin my life
Nah, I went to uni too for a while and couldnt keep up so I just said fuck it and spent all my student loan muniz and moved back in with parents and then later got a chill job without any education. Failing your classes aint gonna ruin shit, unless you live in murrika and paid for your classes then yeah that prob sucks since the moneys gone but its hardly gonna ruin your life.
>>6708280
Yea, wow. Mine was like, I was sitting alone in a car with a driver. I had the partition scrolled up and I was like, a femme fatale in a spy movie. I was wearing a 50s era red sequin'd dress. Then I shot myself with a revolver in the head. I'm pretty sure it was because an unnamed and unpictured guy in the dream dumped me. 80% of the dream was just like, looking at the car from outside in intense monsoon tier rain at night. The car was parked under a streetlight.
I asked my dad about it, I remember bursting into tears and saying to him:
"Dad, I think I wanna be a girl." and like, I was 9 or 10 and I started crying.
He burst out laughing and said:"Son, we all have weird dreams. I once had a dream were I fucked a hippopotamus when I was 12. That doesn't mean I wanna be a hippopotamus."
I think repressed hard for like 7 years. Fuck.
>>6708309
Salut lat fillotte!
>>6708287
Thanks quid. I appreciate that, since it was the worst dream.
>>6708306
>>6708319
QUAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>6708327
>>6708330
quak
>>6708282
aww, that doesnt sound like youre having a good day :c
I am sorry bby <3
>>6708309
Morning Korra!
>>6708313
That's heartwrenching, too. I wish we both could have lived better, sooner.
I never told anything to my parents. I knew that what I was feeling was something to be ashamed of, and that boys never became girls. I became very hard and standoffish.
Didn't stop me from praying to god, Santa Claus, and other supernatural agencies to please let me be a girl.
>lurk a bit
>realize posts made with this name weren't me
Ah well...
>>6708349
Q U A C K
U
A
C
K
What am I supposed to do?
I got studies that start tomorrow and i feel super stressed and like crumbling down already without them. I reaally want to study because like get forward in life and get a routine with social stuff daily but i just feel like i cant make it. My class knows me as a boy so have to be boy again everyday and if i start studying again i have to take student loans to just be able to live. Oh and i got few bully jocks there too waiting for me.
On top of that i have all these gatekeep visits and other health issues that keep me on the brink of crying for hours everyday.
Should i try to get back to studying or just hide in my neet cave and get my life in order. (been trying to do that for 8months now)
Rate my 6 month titties
https://unsee.
cc/topamibu/
>>6708354
Be yourself. Hold it in and keep through. Be brave..
Good morning mtfg, what horrible nightmares did you have?
Just been out tranny bashing with the lads. Waited outside the local gender identity clinic and pounced on the first batty boy we saw. Knocked him clean out and shaved his head. The coppers were called but thankfully they laughed it off. Can't wait to get back on the streets.
>>6708372
Already posted about it. Dreams lately have been more weird than scary. I've been prescribed a pill for nightmares but it just makes you not remember your dreams so I'm not taking it.
What's the best site to start camming on?
>>6708352
Sirona is a duck. That's cute too, I guess.
>>6708361
breddy gud
>>6708373
QUACK
>>6708379
Isn't pretty much everyone on chaturbate?
>>6708361
Another angle in bra this time
https://unsee.
cc/pesuzato/
Hiiii im back
>>6708381
>Sirona
>>6708379
Livesnuff.rw?
>>6708386
Hello little one
>>6708387
QUACK
yes?
QUACK
>>6708364
Yup male name with girl clothes on. Dont need my class to bully me too.
Idk if bravery is the issue, just the stress.
Have so messy thoughts all the time and dont know what to do. Literally had nose bleed while hyperventilating today.
>>6708396
Outside?
Currently at a trans support meeting
Save me
time to fake sobriety to my mom
>>6708386
welcoem back chara^^
>>6708401
QUACK
I'm a ducky
QUACK
>>6708398
Just focus on the day and relax =]
Waking up next to Kari is p great. I just flopped down at the end of the bed cause shes on her computer and got pet for like 5 minutes.
Goodmorning mtfg
>>6708402
I am sorry you have to deal with that
>>6708402
On scale 1 to 10 how hon is it?
>>6708407
Quack
Glad you're happy!
Quack
>>6708402
That sounds like hell.
Post best trip.
>>6708414
Anonymous
>>6708414
Smiles.
>>6708414
Probably whatever trip turned their name off to samefag themselves with this post desu
>>6708414
QUACK
Puru
QUACK
>>6708409
10/10 full hon aslo some non binary people
>>6708408
>>6708413
Yea ill tell my therapist im not gonna go anymore
>tfw you watch an anime and it has an open ending where you can't work out whether the main character died or not
Seriously, why do they do this?
>>6708414
Chara
>>6708420
http://youtu.be/17vFHKwq8B8
>>6708424
this
>>6708411
Thank you Duckrona!
>>6708414
Quid
>>6708421
The one I went to a few times was 70% hon 20% pre t trans guys, 1% trans guys on t and 9% younger girls that were judged heavily by everyone else
Oh god, they are talking about larping
End me
>>6708402
Has the subject of feminism been brought up?
>>6708421
thats what i did
told my therapist to fuck off with that shit
aint calling someone with facial hair a she
>>6708438
>aint calling someone with facial hair a she
Awwww
Do you girls want children?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10960139/r
>>6708443
This anime is fucking great
>>6708443
So sad poor tanku
>>6708446
What is it from exactly?
>>6708445
And now they are talking about airsoft
Im cringing waaaay to hard
>>6708450
Ground Defense Force Mao-chan
>>6708446
Which anime is that? Is the tank scene real?
>>6708455
Added to watch list
>>6708456
Yes
>>6708454
Sounds like some cool ladies desu
>>6708460
Airsoft is kiddie stuff, need to use actual paintball guns. Airsoft guns got no range, no impact and no confirmation you actually hit other than look at the moment of impact.
>>6708453
Huur duur life is bad. Why haven't you killed yourself yet bitch? You are shitposting online your life can't be that bad.
>>6708443
I just can't do it sorry.
in person
someone
deep voice
not trying
facial hair
trench coat
ew
>>6708464
Cartman are you gonna transition soon? =}
>>6708464
What? My airsoft rifle can hit you from 100 yards. In fact it is so powerful that it can make you bleed if you are shot up close.
We go by the rule of tellibg if you are hit. No one plays with cheaters and you definetely feel it. It hurts like bitch actually
>>6708469
What you've described is a neckbeard...
Which I am.... but yeah, you have a point, I need to try harder.
>>6708464
I mean when it comes down to it both are just grown men chasing children around with toy guns to shoot them with balls.
>>6708414
Moot
>>6708475
Simunition is a better alternative than both paintball and airsoft but it hurts a lot and requires a real firearm.
>>6708438
Even early transitioners?
>>6708475
Actual miltias use airsoft to train. No such thing happens with pussy paintball.
In a country where i can't open carry my only way to train fast aiming in real sutuation is airsoft.
>>6708475
I ll hit u with my balls. Ooga booga bix noodz
>>6708475
Which is nowhere near as good as children chasing grown men around with real guns to shoot them in the balls.
>>6708489
One day I will shoot you in the face XP
>>6708479
It can also cause serious injury if shit goes wrong and is very expensive. As shitty as BBs may be I'm sticking with them.
>>6708483
Airsoft is used for Milsim stuff as wellwhich isway cooler/tryhard than paintball :^)
I wanted to go to a milsim this fall but due to possible health issues i gotta sit it out, i think im gonna go to a transformers convention insteas that weekend
>>6708486
Slap me in the face with them ohkneechan
>>6708489
Kek
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6708472
Maybe in the future when the feminazi government decides to forcefully pump men full of estrogen in an attempt to cue "macho culture & violence".
>>6708473
OK mrs 3000$ airsoft rifle master but most people into simulated shooting and warfare go for paintball guns. Gas powered, makes a satisfying mark like blood splatter and shoots far and rapidly, way better than airsoft.
>>6708475
>Grown men chasing children around
Not sure what kind of airsoft/paintball matches youve been watching but that aint the norm.
I abused Kaylee....
>>6708501
>tfw mommy calls you little kitten
the package that came today was my dad's uniform not my spiro
why does god seek to troll me at every opportunity
>>6708505
You tell them Cartman. I think it's inspiring how you have strong opinions but don't let a little thing like actual knowledge or an awareness of personal preference drag you down.
>>6708501
Iktf
Eat a hot dog it helps
>>6708505
>watching
Played. Ive played and there is a large demographic of kids mixed in among the manchildren. I kept getting shot in the head by ricochet BBs some dudes dumb kid kept shooting at the wall in our spawn point.
>>6708508
I respectfully dissagree.
>>6708505
Not really 3000$ i live in europe and order powerful rifles from.Taiwan for like 500$
My club is sponsored by military and i mostly joined it so i can get a real firearm easier ;)
>Tfw living in eastern europe
>Tfw waiting for muzzies to get froggy so you can liberate western europe
poor chara :(
>>6708515
>I think it's inspiring how you have strong opinions but don't let a little thing like actual knowledge or an awareness of personal preference drag you down.
Love you too babes.
>>6708518
You don't know what I did
I don't deserve her
>>6708519
>Tfw living in eastern europe
>Tfw waiting for muzzies to get froggy so you can liberate western europe
PLS SAVE US
>>6708520
I seriously feel like I'm about to vomit talking to her about this. Just now she asked me if I was mad at her for it :c
>>6708522
>Cartman 5.0 !CWaFFenSSE
>!CWaFFenSSE
>aFFenSS
>aFFe
>>6708505
Lol you retards actually think feminists will win? Kek
Europe will be overrun by muslims, USA by mexican and black thugs. You really think these people will accept feminism?
You can't preach feminism to sub 85IQ males
>>6708527
If I get my way, Ireland will be the anvil against which they shall be crushed.
>>6708527
It feels great when your country wants to label you as a dangerous drug addict for wanting to self med.
Fuck this shithole.
What's wrong with Chara?
>>6708529
Quid, do you have something I could add you on and talk to you?
>>6708534
It's a nightmare scenario either way and both seem more likely than an actual uprising.
>>6708541
Skype: quidlet
Discord: quid#0613
>>6708538
I am actually a dangerous addict myself so I cant really comment.
>>6708536
that would be great ._.
>>6708544
this is painfully accurate
>>6708540
its nothing.
well its something but its personal.
id rather her share it on her own.
I want to protect Western civilization but I'm weak and not so good with guns
>>6708548
Okay
I'm just concerned
>>6708545
Is there one you would prefer?
>>6708536
How do you plan to repel an invasion with potato guns and no potatoes?
>>6708552
I pushed her when I was visiting her and hurt her...
I was just so anxious and dysphoric and I ended up hurting her because I'm terrible.
>>6708556
naw, doesn't matter to me
>>6708527
We need to help ourselves.
>>6708546
The global economy is gonna collapse in our lifetime and its gonna be beyond control. How bad it'll be we're gonna have to see because we have never had a global economical collapse before.
Prepare for Mad Max tier dystopian future.
>>6708546
I am not /pol/ . I am just being realistic. White and Asian societies are the only ones who have feminism. Mixed race like Brasil is where rape and murder happens.
Whites are a dropping minority in the west and the migrants are not Chinese.
>>6708548
chara is abused by her boyfriend phsyically and mentally
>>6708558
Considering my rifle is french, you may want to reconsider your comment.
>>6708560
What. You randomly pushed a person.
>>6708568
sell your gun and buy nice bedclothes
>>6708570
No
I hurt her and scared her
I yelled at her
She's been hurt and scared her whole life
And well...I did it to her
>>6708562
you and me in a few years I hope :3
>>6708563
"ECONOMICAL COLLAPSE"
This is the favourite thing people like you like to claim.
"2012 ECONOMICAL COLLAPSE"
"2008 ECONOMICAL COLLAPSE"
"2003 ECONOMICAL COLLAPSE"
grow out of it.
>>6708564
Go outside and start counting ethnicities.
Do that for 1 hour and then claim "muh migrants are destroying yurop"
Yes they are a plague but it's not as bad as people make it out to be.
Europe =/= france/uk/germany
There's 28 countries for fucks sakes.
>>6708566
nice job, douchebag
>>6708579
>Belgium
>Country
>>6708566
although Tbh she probably doesn't really care at all
>>6708579
What? The other countries are poor and ofter overrun by gypsies. Also that would be the case before we started taking more than a million non europeans per year.
If Greece, Italy, France, Uk, Germany, Austria Sweden get overrun all that is left is eastern european countries
>>6708580
she deserves it stupid bitch
>>6708592
I like you.
>>6708592
You are a p stupid bitch too ngl.
buuut lets not drama
>>6708590
i hope she cried
>>6708588
She'll never forgive me
It's not water under the bridge
I abused the one I love with all my heart
>>6708594
Hi grace...
>>6708601
Hi red!! How are you?
>Being this spiteful because you arent attractive
>>6708574
Not my bed. I am similarly horrified by my parents taste.
>>6708603
her boyfriend beats her regularly, basically
>>6708605
I'm trying to feel okay
But I'm remembering some fucked up shit I did
Hey, Kaylee and Cordy might visit Portland on Friday
>using phone all morning
>keep hearing weird tapping noise
>finally realize its my earrings
I love moments like that. Kinda funny the earrings feel like I have had them forever and I never ever not have something in them now. Getting my septum done soon most definitely.
Whats up with everyone else?
>>6708612
Hi Kayla
>>6708611
Awh, Im sorry to hear that red. But its all in the past now, and you remembering means you wont repeat what you did <3
And oh! Might be fun to see them! I am here until Sunday and then I gotta go home :(
>>6708610
Charas got that female intuition when it comes to picking a man lol.
>>6708615
hi fellow redhead
>>6708603
Karma
>>6708617
Do you know from experience?
>>6708620
With her boyfriend.
Is it just me or do others notice there is way more drama in relationships when a transgirl dates a cis guy vs dating a cis girl? Its like so many have had really long term gfs but with guys they go like a month tops or some shit.
>>6708613
I'll ask for forgiveness.
I just....I don't want to scare people but I do, because I tower over them and I'm a fucking monster
>>6708616
I hope you can meet them...they're both having a stressful time and you and Kari are incredibly sweet
>>6708635
Oh. Got Skype or Discord?
>>6708633
>Is it just me or
It's just you
since the angry people are here i suppose im gonna leave
>tfw googling how to hang myself with a belt
>>6708633
lesbian relationships are really stable and gay ones arent duh
>>6708625
Considering women constantly ask where da good men at and complain about getting beaten or treated like shit by their bf I'd say it seems like a common problem. Most men who have to deal with crazy and psychotic women tend to get the fuck out or dont associate with them at all and they end up as harmless lonely crazy cat women mostly.
>>6708647
>complain about getting beaten
Who would complain about that?
>>6708643
aw bye isla :(
>>6708647
Oh god the MRAness of it
The neckbeard of it all
>>6708645
I was so upset yesterday when I learned I can't apply anywhere till the weed gets out of my system that I set up a belt noose. Thank god for NyQuil, I had 2 shots and passed out for the first half of the day.
>>6708640
>It's just you
well I don't have any relationship experience so I guess I won't comment on it anymore.
>>6708646
but cis girls don't have dicks so why date one?
>>6708637
Just keep in touch and let us know what your plans are, it could be fun!
>>6708655
Right sorry, its not women who cant pick a man if their life depended on it but rather its men and our unpredictable violent nature. Thank you for lecturing me Mrs.Feminist, I completely forget its actually my fault entirely.
>>6708647
>harmless lonely crazy cat women
who else transitioning to be this instead of that guy who "is always really quiet and keeps to himself"
>>6708655
Trutrans as fuck amirite?
>>6708647
Chara is a psycho 2 tho
>>6708662
at least you realized it :)
>>6708664
well, me probably. i hope not, though.
>tfw just wasting time away waiting to be able to move forward in life and transition
blahhhhhh how is everyone else?
>>6708665
hugg elann
>>6708670
I've been googling it and apparently you can pass out after 13-30 seconds. Considering that I'm quite weak atm, I will probably die quite quickly.
>>6708676
i'm feeling [spoiler]exactly the same[/spoiler]
>>6708663
More than anything
I want Kaylee to have a happy life
And never be hurt again
But with this roommate situation...well...I'm really trying my hardest
>>6708662
go back to /r/mensrights you fat manlet.
>>6708690
;_;
i wish i could help
god its so boring in here rn
laters
>tfw love every trip
>>6708694
>If you bitch about stupid things women do you're a greasy fat mens rights activist
lol, cry more hambeast
>tfw you'll never take a rest day because of period
Fucking sucks I want to have periods lmao
>>6708704
I love you
>>6708704
OMG anon <3 <3 <3
>>6708700
You can't
I keep doing dumb things
>>6708678
Huggu
Annonnuuu
>>6708657
I mean, people are people and relationships are relationships. I don't see many differences in how gay and straight relationships work.
>>6708707
>5'5", 103lbs
>hambeast
ok
still doesn't change the fact that you're a greasy manlet no sane person would want to be around. why don't you tell us how you're such a nice guy and can't get laid?
>>6708707
Oh shit is that the fat chick from the triggering who kept shouting stupid things every 5 seconds?
>tease cartmann that hes a woman
>this happens
Oops sorry
>>6708658
Hi Grace this is super super late but I've been busy kicking gum and chewing ass, happy birthday!
>>6708724
I'll have to try to break the lease
Otherwise I'm fucked
>>6708694
sjw faggot detected
>>6708723
>!LovEsyou
<3
i love you too
post coping mechanisms
>feeding birds and gaining their trust to eventually become their queen
>>6708712
>tfw don't want periods
Am I trutrans?
>>6708727
hugg red
>>6708734
Yes, periods seem like a horrible thing to have to deal with.
>>6708732
Hi beep
>spending way too much money on skincare products and cuddling with your plushies
>>6708718
Fat
>>6708725
Thank you anon!!
>>6708730
<3
I took 2 tabs of acid yesterday afternoon and I woke up this morning with a torn pair of shoes and found I ruined my life and everyone else's too I guess this is what my teachers warned me drugs would do. But they forgot to mention the way that the morphine makes the pain go away and how i'll always remember the good times in my spine and the hole i burn in my brain with this next line... If I found satan anywhere it would be by the tracks trading souls of kids like me for cheap bags of smack If I found satan there you know I won't be thinking twice cause at least in hell there's rock and roll and there ain't no jesus christ
>>6708724
>>6708727
Look people, how can you fuck up a hanging? Buy a strong rope, lash it over a tree, get up on a bucket, kick the bucket away. Literally why dying is called "kicking the bucket". You need to use a bucket. Once up in the air you can't save yourself.
>>6708740
>gets called out for being a creepy fat manlet
>"lala i'm not listening ur fat ur fat i can't hear you lala"
>>6708682
>>6708689
well fug, hope it wont take 5 months of doing nothing for yall
>>6708741
I hope you had a good one!
>>6708746
>ruined life on acid
>no memory
This is fake af.
>>6708748
not grab the rope?
>>6708746
good band
>>6708748
I traded in my hope for a hangover and a headache. I'm contemplating rope, but can't tie knots that great.
>>6708753
You can have bad trips and if you've never blacked out on acid you've never tripped hard enough senpai
>>6708759
10/10 Knew I always liked you beepbeep
>>6708756
Handcuff your hands behind your back. Cmon people watch some western movies or something.
>tfw in love with best friend
>tfw he turned me down six months ago and I'm still not over him
>tfw I don't know when I'll be over him
>tfw he's my main emotional support
>tfw my love for him is a poison that I can either take a double dose of or share it with him
>tfw I don't know how long I'll have to keep taking the poison
>>6708767
>>6708767
That's ruff. You need to meet new people. Good luck with though my social circle is two people. :^)
>>6708763
iunno, no one I've tripped with has ever blacked out and had no memory. My high school scene was all a bunch of dumb high school rave druggies tho so we did mostly molly n shit. I was always more into weed/acid and a bit of drinking.
>>6708734
Yes. Periods are awful and every cis girl hates them. Count your blessings in this life because there's not many.
>>6708767
>falling in love
I learned not to do this after getting rejected for the 5,000th time. It's full retard to put your feelings on the line like that. Even if I did get a gf I'd refrain from loving her because she could leave at any minute.
>>6708777
i want to be a cis wombyn ;_;
Cool. Just snapped a pic of the first tornado i've ever seen. Didn't know they can get this huge.
^^ My day just keeps getting better.
The reason why sharks attack surfers.
Please follow Oceans & Seas:
Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.<
Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks
I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol
Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;
Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.
SHARK APPRECIATION POST
Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just wanna swim around doing shark stuff
They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean needs
Stop hurting/killing sharks :(
Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at manipulating objects: their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about something, they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child does, and investigate it by nomming it.
In other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks is to give sharks arms.
#armthesharks2k15
arm the sharks
Oh and I found my trip
>>6708776
I've known three different people who've blacked out on acid. It usually either their first time or they take more then their use too.
>>6708786
>no running towards it
I am dissapoint senpai
>>6708776
Meeting and talking to more people didn't actually help.
>>6708780
By the time I had noticed it was already too late. So, I'll be more vigilant next time!
>>6708786
>cloud
>tornado
>>6708738
The come with the benefit of not having a dick
>>6708779
I'll just have to convince her somehow....I hate what I've done.
>>6708791
>Meeting and talking to more people didn't actually help.
Nothing really does!
>>6708788
hugg shark
>>6708788
I hope you Kaylee and Cordy have fun...
Please make sure they have fun
>>6708795
Yeah, duh, but periods are still awful.
>>6708788
I've eaten hákarl. I had a bite and went "blegh" too.
>>6708784
Me too but I can at least be glad that I don't get cramps and bleed out my vagina once a month.
>>6708788
sherks
I just want a vagina
>>6708807
i want to pet the qt shark
>>6708791
Yeah it can just sneak up on you like that. And once it's got a hold of you it's fucking impossible to shake off. Love is objectively the worst emotion.
>>6708807
>>6708780
/truth
>>6708799
I don't know how you could wait. I'd be to excited for death
>>6708802
Arm the sharks, arm them for hugs.
>>6708803
Ayy if there's one thing I know how to do is fun. We'll all have a good safe time.
>>6708805
N-no senpai don't eat them, arm them.
>>6708807
Sherks r duh bestd
I want cancer for christmas
>>6708818
wow, thats so cute
>>6708799
>still photo
>spinning
>>6708732
escapism through unproductively consuming media
disordered eating
suicidal ideation
>>6708824
gee im sorry it's not a gif.
>>6708832
kys
>>6708732
Fresh air and exercise
Beer
>>6708820
Yeh :3
>>6708811
I want a real vagina
>>6708835
hugg mado
Would anyone just buy me a vagina please I need it
>>6708732
never getting out of bed
xanax
heeeellloooo!
how is everyone?
>>6708850
Thanks for talking to me about it...
>>6708843
Now only if I could stop being a piece of shit
>>6708848
Ayy kill me
>>6708849
I love xanax,I love everything about it. I love drinking too much, blowing off my afternoon plans, sleeping, waking up disoriented
>>6708852
Heyy nim, i'm still me. Hows you?
>tfw want to help red and kaylee but can't
>>6708849
>tfw no xanax
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>6708858
worst feel
hugg soph
>>6708858
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>6708864
Well hello there. Glad I could help
>>6708858
Drugs are bad for you
That's why I'm abusing pain meds and caffeine to get me woozy.
>>6708857
We'll figure it all out
I'll be a good girl for Kaylee till she's here (no sex with men I date)
And when she gets here I'll do whatever she says, she'll get us out of this mess
Kaylee is always right
>>6708862
hugg soph a lot pls
hugg anon
>>6708863
you know my pain
>>6708870
dont rub it in fempai ;-;
>>6708864
heyo nim!
>>6708868
Hi Mado. How are you?
>>6708868
stay clean mado!!
>>6708852
Hi nim
I'm doing better
How are you
>>6708850
but then you end up doing creepy stalker-tier shit like following your love around in the hope that he or she will give you a chance even though they said repeatedly they're not interested. This can outright make you enemies which is why I've made sure I haven't fallen in love with anyone for the past 5 years and I feel good right now.
>>6708875
how's phie today?
ive got my meeeedsss
>>6708883
Well, I'd like to hear them if you can express it
I just had three gyros and I am in the mood for something sweet. I am just not sure what.
>>6708875
Eyyy PhatChin.
>>6708870
Why are all the fun things in life bad for you
Good morning thread~
>>6708879
i just woke up but there's so many people i know here right now!
it's a good start :)
im glad you're doing better!
>>6708891
wait i tried pot once
i-im not gonna become one of those homos you hear about, r-right?
>>6708892
Good morning!
Hope you slept well
>>6708892
hi im nim
>>6708897
How many pots did you take son?
ANYONE WANT PART OF A CINNAMON ROLL
HELP
>>6708897
Too late, you're a tranny, you're basically a faggot on steroids.
>>6708870
My hero
>>6708875
I really do. I've started smoking cigarettes cause fuck living.
>>6708876
Heyy carol whats up? I'm sober and awoke at 8:30 only to find out that I was lied to so there really wasn't a point of waking up. Can't find my wallet so no id which means no job brb gonna an hero
>>6708877
I will! I take a shower everyday if i'm not ultra depressed. If that's what you mean
>>6708892
Goodmorning peep
>>6708897
I've got some bad news for you
>>6708891
If people are having fun they are not being productive, this is why many highly organized societies have historically frowned on fun.
>>6708885
Phie is sad and lazy. but at least only like 5 days left before I travel to Belgium.
>>6708909
yeah, I can get behind that. its not the poison Id pick tho
>>6708891
>implying dying sooner isn't good for everyone
>>6708906
Just why would you do this to me
>>6708907
I wanna be on steroids too ;_;
are most people happy
>>6708909
I'm doing okayish, nothing much to do because we don't start term until September. September is gonna be pretty great because I'll be getting £30 a week from the college =D
Why'd you wake so early?
>>6708912
I don't care for it. But when you got no money and no life it's what I have to do.
>>6708919
Hell no
>>6708923
i mean people in general not trans people
>>6708924
Most people in general aren't happy either. Happiness is pretty much a myth.
>>6708921
Well shit dawg that sounds great. I wish school would give me money to go.
>tfw no free school
America is terrible
>>6708924
Heeellll noooo. I'd be surprised if most people were even content
>>6708902
Congrats, but that kinda sucks. How long have you been hunting at this point?
>>6708911
Yeah this is why it's frowned on but not why it's unhealthy.
>>6708916
Don't make me come downstairs
Wait...if even normies can't be happy
Then what the fuck I do
Get an IV of Prozac?
>>6708929
Yeah, I'm gonna be able to do lots of stuff with the money :3
Its meant for supplies and equipment but honestly fuck spending it on that.
>>6708912
but i want phie to be happy and active!
>>6708912
Hi Sophie <3
Why are you sad? :c
>>6708910
im well!
but how is valley is a more interestin question ^^
>tfw
>>6708923
>tfw major depression since puberty started
i can almost remember being happy ;~;
>>6708932
Rip
>>6708934
Most people take pills. I prefer sweet sweet death though.
>>6708935
That sounds nice. 30£ doesn't sound like much though, my brother gets like 750$ a month and that's barely anything. Also got up so early cause I had a meeting at a temp agency but fuck me sideways
>>6708938
Still just as sober as I was last night so terrible but okay I guess, i'm still breathing.
>Do a lot of drugs until you don't remember how sad you are
This
>>6708944
I certainly remember any time like that pretty jelly.
what is being happy like
>>6708948
Painful.
>>6708947
drugs r bad :)
Ugh god my grandpa is raising his voice at my grandma again
I can't stand living like this anymore
It's killing my brain
>>6708948
A drug fueled night with strangers
>>6708950
can be
>>6708933
About a month. I have an interview with a similar company on Monday. I am not sure if they are in the financial sector like the previous ones. That job involved either relocating or a bit of travel but this company is like 15 minutes from my flat.
>>6708948
It's a pretty abstract feel.
>>6708947
Well I have like £0 living expenditure so really its pretty much £120 disposable income.
I'm planning on using it to try and forget about how sad and pathetic my life is atm.
>Also got up so early cause I had a meeting at a temp agency but fuck me sideways
Aw :c
>>6708957
hi carol
>>6708948
Like being in love but without the sinking feeling that you're going to have your heart broken.
>>6708952
I'm certainly not doing it because it's healthy
>>6708957
Well unless you're gonna be a dollar store dxm addict not much you'll be able to get but I hope you spend it well
>>6708948
Its impossible for one.
>>6708962
but there's other ways to be happy
i think
>>6708964
>>6708964
>but at some point is necessary.
>>6708964
oh that's nice :)
i wish I could find someone that made me feel like that
>>6708952
Drugs r great and they make you feel like they're masking your depression until you eventually realise they're making your life way worse than it actually has to be :)
>>6708956
Well, a large chunk of why you said it wasn't enough pay is because of the travel so presumably without that something similar is a good deal.
>>6708961
i hate the sinking feeling
>>6708966
Monks that spend all day in caves smoking pot seem pretty happy. And love doesn't last very long
what drug makes you happy
>>6708971
I think it's best when you can deceive yourself into believing it will last up until the point where it doesn't.
>>6708962
Surely there's something ><
but yeah, thats how I'm gonna spend a large amount of it
>>6708972
does snorting coke hurt?
because it looks like it does
>>6708985
what if crolnwas round and you could roll carol
>>6708976
Opiates are pretty great like they'll make you feel pretty happy so well molly. So will xanax. I mean most drugs will
>>6708983
Seems happier than I am
>>6708985
Not that I know of. Keep me posted on your adventures
>>6708990
It's actually probably the least painful thing to snort. Ativan is apparently not so bad to snort either. The drip makes you wanna kill yourself though, takes like bleach and oxyclean taking a shit in your mouth.
>>6708996
I will :3
<3
Don't do coke, it's bad news...
>>6708976
I'm on so many that I don't even know which ones if any help with that; in addition to estradiol and spironolactone (because trans), I'm on duloxetine, bupropion, and lithium (for depression); levothyroxine (for thyroid levels); pimozide (for Tourette's tics); flow-nase, allegra and aspirin (for allergies)... All together I'm still not happy per se, but less miserable than I have been without. But it's kind of a pain to take so many damn pills.
Weebs BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
>>6708976
None, they make you numb and/or euphoric, there's a difference
>>6708983
>hollow shell
M8, you should meet some heavy hard drug users, that shit hollows you out worse than whatever they were self medicating in the first place.
>>6708970
It's not just the money derp, although it was a big part of it (as in not enough to compensate me for the emotional distress suffered working for actual American banks). It seemed like your run of the mill corporate sweatshop (they are listed on the NYSE with a 2015 revenue of $6.37 billion). It took me two of those visitor ID cards to even get to their floor. I actually saw security checking the bags carried by the cleaning staff on their way out and other assorted stupidity that makes you feel like you are an extra in some dystopian cyberpunk sci-fi flick. Not to mention that they work on the US continental time.
These dudes and dudettes that I am about to see on Monday are a British company with most of their clients based on East Coast so I am hoping for more normal working environment (and more normal working hours). I am still going to try to squeeze from them as much as possible.
>>6708936
I wish :c
>>6708939
phie is always sad, sometimes it isnt asparalyzing though
>>6709000
<3
>>6709001
Why? Its really not bad. Besides that it can be very addicting it isn't that bad for you, I mean unless you believe in propaganda bs.
>>6709005
how do you be happy
>>6709011
Oh :c
*huuugs*
>>6709005
yeah i know..
i just remember being a kid and not seeing the world as so bleak and dull as do i do, and i wish i could go back to being that optimistic l
>>6709004
http://www.theonion.com/article/thomas-the-tank-engine-a-little-uneasy-with-his-br-28298
>>6709018
tfw wasn't happy as a kid either
>>6709012
I was just scared of what I did while on it
>>6709012
i forgot to add you on skype and steam yesterday
>>6709011
Are you ignoring me Phatty? That really hurts.
>>6709021
i dunno my dad died when i was little and i got made fun of in school a lot but i was always able to say "it's gonna get better soon!"
>>6709005
yeah xanax, not prescribed and in large doses while homeless was not a good idea. Made 12 hour greyhound trips feel almost as quick as teleportation
>>6709022
Well its drugs yo, there's a time and place for everything and then there's times to not do them.
>>6709023
Do you wanna add me now?
>>6709011
i prescribe you one nimhugg!
>>6709034
How much is a nimhugg :c
>>6709033
no
just kidding yes
>>6709026
Ive told you multiple times that I am not talking to you if you call me that. not sure what youre confused about
>>6709026
f u c k o f f
u
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k
o
f
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what if, mtfg, really
how different would the world be
>>6709034
Is that covered by insurance?
>>6709036
if you have a need for one they're free :3
overprescribing is dangerous however due to the high amounts of huggadone found in nimhuggs
My gf is always right
From now on, I'll do whatever she says
>>6709043
what the fuck are you smoking?
>>6709043
I don't think that's a full question?
>>6709043
whoops, forgot my attachment
>>6709046
Your over-reaction to what you did may become as much of a problem as what you did in the first place; don't let it control you.
>>6709049
Hi dear
How are you?
>>6709044
most
but if it's not covered by yours please don't go out looking for black market nimhuggs
sometimes they cut it with elannafarts to make more money
>>6709049
id fuck him
>>6709054
red i love you please hold me and make it ok
>>6709049
>asian easy mode
GET OUT
>>6709055
If you've received a non prescription nimhugg, please submit it to me for testing.
>>6709037
Mew...Do you need my info again?
>>6709043
>>6709049
I, I don't get it.
>>6709067
Yeah, I'm about to take a nap, but just message me sometime dear
tfw crying in bed all day every day
>>6709013
Properly treat any underlying mental illness or body problems, this includes transition. Take risks, open up to those around you instead of fearing hurt. Find something that you're passionate about and pursue it. Get regular exercise, eat well, and treat your body like you care about it. Keep trying to be better as a person today than you were yesterday.
>>6709071
Ooh!!
Good luck!
>>6709075
my gf loves me i think and I love her but it doesn't make me happy just less sad
>>6709080
i feel like ill be better at all this when i move out
>>6709088
I don't get it.
>>6709063
y-yes pls
>>6709039
But my little fetthaltig why are you so upset about that?
>>6709062
you could die
>>6709098
I'm willing to take that risk, for the good of everyone
>>6709097
>why is it not cool to call someone with anorexia "fatty"
>>6709096
Steam is /madotsukikilledme
Skype is Chijo
get your discount nimhuggs here
2 huggs for only one 1 (you)!
And i'm outta here
>>6709097
You have problems.
>>6709108
How do I know these are real nimhuggs?
>>6709111
See you around <3
Nice trips btw
>>6709118
trust me
hugg joan
bye mado
i think i added the right one on skype
>>6709108
(You)
>>6709122
imposter!
>>6709122
Nimhuggs aren't FDA approved.
What do you have to say for yourself?
>>6709137
Neither is cypro, that doesn't seem like the most damning inditement tbqh.
>>6709131
hu6g anon
>>6709135
I want a hug from the real Nim!
>>6709141
are you experiencing sadness/anxiety symptoms?
you're not one of those hugg tweakers are you?
HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF TO LEARN ABOUT MAKEUP
it's scary ;-;
>>6709148
I could use a hug ;_;
[spoiler]What's a hug tweaker?[/spoiler]
>>6709106
do you play csgo? I usually play with an estrogen vial as my avatar/ name, but never met another trans person.
>>6709140
I feel strange...
>>6709150
There's plenty of videos that can help you. Start with foundation and concealer partice . Then move unto contouring.
What kind of exercises do you girls do?
I started doing crunches but I'm not sure I'm lifting my body up enough.
Post workout challenge pics please!
>>6709152
There there. I ll give you a real hug if you visit me.
>>6709156
im looking at TheMakeupChair on youtube
this is like a freaking science
>>6709159
Does it involve a van?
>>6709158
3x30 pushups each day
Basic weight exercises using 10kg one handed weights.
>>6709152
hugg tweakers abuse nimhuggs for their euphoric effects
but you seem like you need one
hugg anon <3
>>6709161
I would call it more of an art. it goes pretty in-depth. Also if you wanna look good in IDs. Learn extremely subtle makekup. The type that guys are too dumb to notice. Iirc it's called "No makeup makeup"
>>6709162
I guess i can rent one if you want a special experience.
Do you like outdoors? I ll show you a special cave that i have found.
>>6709184
You got a counterfeit one :( the only antidote is 5 nimhuggs.
>>6707948
Is that a trap?