/mtfg/ - patriarchical shocktroopers general

>>6706020
first for i lied and started posting 2 months ago

tfw ur a girl here too:)

Transbians are the worst, the kawaii and calling the penis a girltinkler or whatever kinda makes me wanna barf...

>>6706020
First for new facebook group

https://www.facebook
.com/groups/mtfgen/

my roommate just tried to put chips in the fridge is she too drunk to make a move on?

tfw i like people here, but only after making peace with myself and realising that everyone is ok

>>6706032
like thats just your opinion man.

>>6706033
oh lord

>>6706032
what if you're a transbian but you don't do that

>>6706037
<3

it must have been a true awakening to be able to somehow like me

>>6706035
yes, don't be rapey

File: IMG_20160810_132658.jpg (2MB, 3024x4032px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3024x4032px

Tfw trying to fatten myself up

>>6706045

Then you are perfectly fine in my book and most other people's as well. But most transbians who are like that are the special hon snowflake variety anyways so their autism clouds other peoples perception of them.

File: gifpal-20160810132946.gif (630KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

630KB, 320x240px

>>6706022
haha its funny because it hurts

>>6706047
i like you as a group, don't push your luck

Every time I see a cis-woman I am reminded that I can never have a slim, petite frame. Why even try?

>>6706053

The whole point was to get you to respond so you can feel better about yourself. Maybe the janny will come by if you stay here long enough.

File: kurisu_143.png (243KB, 720x400px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 720x400px

>>6706035
I'm not drunk I'm just tipsy

REPOST

>>6705949
"I don't know anything about your situation, but let me comment on it anyway"
this is literally what you are saying, read back what you've written and feel bad about it

>>6705952
okay so most of that made sense to me and thanks, that's gonna be helpful, some stuff to clarify though?

>the way you behave seems to be on a clearly set out path that goes in a different, but straight, direction so theres logic to it, but its usually a completely odd direction to what someone else in the same situation would take, so it suggests your world view is different from what is considered 'normal'.
can you give some examples of when I've done this?

>took advice from others
eh I think you were more correct with the spite thing, I actively seek to succeed to spite others, mainly my dad, a lot of the time. and also people here in the case of organising moving out myself.

>slight persecution complex
>distorted views of the motivations of others
>your fears
>your perception of people and your surroundings
can you give examples of these or elaborate? fair point with the drugs and nihilism though

>your snowballing negative experiences with things so that, when remembered, seem worse
idg how this is disordered thinking, surely this is just the natural consequence of lots of negative experiences happening in sequence?

but yeah cheers senpai, good responses

File: 20160809_203152.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x1836px

Anyone want some?

>>6706071
YESSSSS

>>6706065
I'm just trying to get help for my problems and to be properly equipped going into that situation, give me a break. I'm not seeking attention, I even turned my trip back on for this so that people who have me filtered don't have to see it.

>>6706071
Not really.

>>6706071
we cant eat it for you, dont let it go to waste

File: 1468885599404.jpg (31KB, 302x362px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 302x362px

seriously though I have been getting headaches, feeling dizzy and getting floaters and flashes in my peripheral vision when I've been getting tired also things are starting to get fuzzy to read from a few meters away so thats why I'm getting my eyes tested

File: 1466153489263.gif (629KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

629KB, 500x281px

>>6706061
> Reminder that you will be stacking shelves for cash soon.

>>6706069
sorry robin, i can't remember any specifics because i don't have a catalog like memory or an obsession with your antics

it is disordered thinking to re-remember the same instance as being worse each time, making it like a snowball down a mountain. a minor bad thing becomes worse and worse with each mental revisiting. thats textbook disordered.

hope i help

File: 1433146122613.gif (385KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 640x360px

>>6706071
>tfw this looks better than the cheesecakes from work

>>6706066
whatcha drinking? i think i'm going to go get something bc of this post.

File: kurisu_140.jpg (37KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 225x350px

>>6706095
Raspberry apple cider
It's delicious

File: naturalharvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes-1351466661.jpg (82KB, 620x398px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 620x398px

>>6706071
whats it made from?

>>6706081
Not a single crumb will be wasted!
>>6706093
You have cheesecakes at work?
>>6706110
What do you think we have been working on since i got here

>>6706091
>it is disordered thinking to re-remember the same instance as being worse each time, making it like a snowball down a mountain. a minor bad thing becomes worse and worse with each mental revisiting
d-do I do that?

I guess for the other stuff I'll just have to trawl through the catalog myself and see if I can spot anything like those things you mentioned, if I bring those traits up with a psych they'll probably want me to give examples before they consider it valid part of the assessment. cheers for the rest though! oh maybe others can pick out examples of this stuff? >>6706069

who knows? maybe if you help me accurately describe my craziness I'll get locked up and you'll never have to hear from me again!

throat is getting better so I probably won't be posting fucked up on opiates either from now on
peace everyone xx

>>6706110
if you want to be cool you can also use menstrual blood instead of milk when you bake.

How to stop being sad and just accept never passing?
I can't go full time as a hon. No way.

>>6706071
I HAVE THAT EXACT SHIRT

File: 1445562477703.png (341KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

341KB, 500x500px

>>6706117
mhm! i don't bake them (yet (and i want to bake better ones to make them more like yours) ) but i make them look nice and arrange them all pretty-like on plates with fruit and strawberry compote and whipped cream

i like to do little geometric designs with the strawberry+raspberry arrangements and i make the compote base on the plate look like a comet trail

>>6706142

Get FFS first. Or be like Korra and some people here and DGAF Hon mode engaged.

Your. Choice.

>>6706117
tfw you will never cook for Grace and make her happy with your food

>>6706151
It's not my face. It's all the big man bones. I can't do the hon thing. I must be able to command respect.

There must be another way.

>>6706154
tfw you will never make Grace happy

Friendly reminder that the world is gonna end this month.

>>6706158

Wear clothes that cover your body or flatter it properly. I've seen some linebacker bodied cis women, but they were at least hot in the face and had nice tits.

>>6706169
i wish

>>6706162
pls don't remind me.

File: 1435213212598.png (47KB, 323x254px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 323x254px

>>6706162
>>6706154
tfw making Grace happy with birthday dinner

File: maxresdefault (2).jpg (96KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1920x1080px

>>6706169
:/

>>6706176
you reminded me first though

>>6706064
meh you get over it after like 7000 times

File: 1455691640381.gif (2MB, 189x392px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 189x392px

>>6706162
>>6706154
HI EVERYONE
ITS GRACE
PLEASE MAKE ME FOOD AND HAPPY
I KIND OF LIKE THOSE THINGS
THANKS BYE
>>6706176
>>6706181
;_;
i'm sorry anons
>>6706149
Oooo that sounds really nice, that must be a comfy job

>>6706158
Most of your old clothes probably accentuate your shoulders and make your torso look wider.
buy new crap.

>>6706144
I just bought it today at H&M... they had a sale. I might've bought too much.

>>6706188
>>6706181
>>6706177
Im gonna go kill myself, today is too much.

File: mr.gif (2MB, 500x315px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x315px

Name one good thing about yourself /mtfg/, be it physical or personality or otherwise.

>>6706169
I wish I had more money and more time to prepare but its almost here
oh well
I'll see you all in the wastelands, if I recognise you I will share my pilfered HRT with you

>>6706195
me too thanks

File: 96.png (201KB, 1280x975px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 1280x975px

>>6706196
I'm really good at chess.

hello people

File: 1443930138843.png (196KB, 502x394px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 502x394px

>>6706188
it's the opposite of comfy desu, i'm either doing food prep while watching the dessert station waiting for an order, or making 3 nacho orders at once and then throwing a cheesecake together before they're finished in the oven as 4 ice cream orders come up

>>6706196
I'm good at sleeping a lot

So when you give up being an ugly and decide to off yourself, anons, how you gonna do it? I think drowning is the way to go.

>>6706195
Cool.
>>6706196
I'm good at making mistakes and ruining people's day.
>>6706210
Inhale nitrogen until you pass out and die.

File: 1359490027803.jpg (121KB, 612x612px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 612x612px

>>6706202
back to you paul

>have mild panic attack
>remember my body is totally wrong and 90% of the people i interact with want me to commit suicide

>>6706196
I'm able to admit that I'm awful and deserve to die.

>>6706213
wow WHO??

>>6706188
>PLEASE MAKE ME FOOD AND HAPPY
are you chara?? :0

My heart has felt broken before but it hurts so bad when I'm crying and it feels like it's sinking in.

>>6706196
I like my lips and my eyebrows, unfortunately my philtrum is William H. Macy length and everything else is bad

File: 1367784781145.jpg (49KB, 380x410px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 380x410px

>>6706221
>not sending it back to paul

classic dendi

>>6706226
Are you quoting some 14 year old's tumblr or what?

>>6706071
>two forks
It's a date then? : P

>>6706206
That does sound like hell, Im actually returning to the fast food industry so i know how it can be
>>6706224
No im a cat
>>6706195
Please no killing yourself

>>6706240
two forks, not three

>>6706223
don't fill balloons with sand, what a waste of balloons...

>>6706185
The dysphoria is too real ;_;

File: image.jpg (49KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 512x384px

>>6706229
w-why have you done this

should i buy a dildo y/n

>>6706253
n
Sex toys are degenerate desu.

>>6706253
yes

>>6706255
>degeneracy
nice spook nerd

>>6706257
how do I make sure my parents don't see it / how do you know what the packaging looks like

>>6706246
Isn't a date usually two people? [confused_anime_girl.jpg]

>>6706169
What's this all about?

>>6706258
Found the degenerate.

>>6706264
Don't order it. Problem solved.

>>6706245
>No im a cat
Are you being a good pet for Kari? When's she getting you your new collar? We're gonna need a pic of you on the end of your leash.

>>6706270
if you say some spooky again im spamming stirner

File: 1470767932010.jpg (451KB, 1279x841px) Image search: [Google]

451KB, 1279x841px

>>6706250
because dota esports is life

>>6706245
technically it's not fast food, it's just a 700-odd capacity sit-down restaurant with a kitchen line staff of ~9 at any given time :^)

but yeah... we gotta do what we gotta do right? as long as we get paid it's worth it

who /petplay/ here?
>tfw you get taken for walkies

>>6706265
fill them with sand instead maybe then.

>>6706278
mvp and wings will make anime real

i love u red

H-hi. Can I be a tripfag too?

>>6706287
Filtered.

>>6706271
Uhm we are gonna hit up the sex shop soonish, she wanted to today but I have to mentally prepare myself for that
Like
Its so scary!!! Im too pure for all this
We've only cuddled and stuff still
But it would be fun to have a pretty collar on while she scratches me like a kitty
Apparently having my back, neck, and head scratched is my biggest weakness
Anywayyyyyy
Pics and stuff soon~
>tfw want Wendys but shes rubbing my feet instead
Im hungry and comfy this is a terrible conflict to have

File: 1433593501547.jpg (15KB, 201x247px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 201x247px

>>6706292
>sharing secure tripcodes
Are you trying to prove you two are posting from the same house or something?

>>6706287
do i know you or is this a different dani

File: 1470799293369.jpg (326KB, 1000x700px) Image search: [Google]

326KB, 1000x700px

>>6706283
i kind of want TNC to win it all since they won me like 12 shadow fiend arcanas today

>>6706304
how do secure tripcodes even work
because ive used someones secure trip while not at their house

File: w.jpg (23KB, 480x273px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 480x273px

Anyone else feel dead inside even though you pass? Kind of like you're lying to people around you?

>>6706303
Didn't you just have lobster and cheesecake?

File: Screen_Shot_2016_08_03_at_7.50.44_PM.png (540KB, 858x682px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 858x682px

>tfw had pizza today
Tranny meme food/10
>>6706032
>girltinkler
>not calling it a sissyclit
>>6706253
Don't buy a discount one buy one that's not silicone or glass. Aka avoid most of the shit on Amazon

>>6706317
*buy one that IS silicone or glass Jesus Christ I'm retarded

>>6706312
I feel dead inside for a multitude of reasons. There's nothing on tv too. Why isn't there a fast forward button in life ffs.

>>6706317
i only have $30 what should I get

File: image.jpg (165KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 960x540px

>>6706312
24/7 baby

>>6706305
I have posted before, but it has been a long time since I last posted.

>>6706328
are you the girl with the qt pokelable nose

>>6706312
>even though you pass
It is funny joke. Everyone laughs. ;_;

File: image.jpg (44KB, 549x395px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 549x395px

>>6706332
Yes I'm the one with that nose

File: image.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x2448px

Should I take HRT without my parents knowing

>>6706339
i want to eskimo kiss you desu its the cutest

>>6706310
oh shit lol demon actually did something? I thought he was retiring but I stopped following dota quite a while ago

>>6706341
>Asian
Yes become the qt you are meant to be.

>>6706341
Theyll find out eventually anyways but sure. You do you.

>>6706341
so did you detrans because your parents wanted you to?

File: image.jpg (63KB, 960x649px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 960x649px

>>6706344
DO IT :3c

>>6706341
Sure, why not.

>>6706303
>sex shop
W-what for; if it's just a collar why not buy one at Walmart or something?

>>6706105
nice.
i have a pear cider and its great. third drink in nine months. thats really good for me!
>>6706324
try hobbies
>>6706312
i wrote out a thing but then realized i guess i just dont pass

>>6706341

Possibly, but your shoulders are a bit wide imo but it could be due to your stance hunched over. Other than that if your body isn't shit tier, you should be good in the face department to pass for most people who aren't asian imo.

>>6706310
That series was pretty insane.
But I really hate western dota and i really want korea to win ti

>>6706341
Why do you want to? I know you were on them for a bit but stopped. Do you want to transition? Just look more feminine?

>>6706363
What hobbies. There's fucking nothing to do.
My only hobby right now is bitching on the internet to a bunch of strangers. Sums up my worth in life i guess.

>>6706303
grace can i have your life

>>6706314
We did but they were just tails and Ive been extra hungry lately and i havent ate much the past couple days compared to usual and...
Blah im just fat desu

>>6706341
you're back!
we told you you would be back and that getting a gf wouldn't fix anything

>>6706311
>>6706304
anyone who has the code can use it.

my very old tripcode was ##peeps4qt

now literally anyone can use it even if they live in Nauru

>>6706364
please not the "Your shoulders are wide" bs.
It's highly dependent on clothing and it can usually be fixed by eating differently. etc.
+ your deltoids shrink when on hrt.

>>6706364

Part of my post got deleted I think when I was typing, yeah take hrt if you want. Just be aware there could be problems if your parents are against it, if it's worth the risk to you if you don't have a backup plan if you get kicked out.

>>6706312
I don't even pass.

>>6706371
Why would you choose Wendy's though?

>>6706377
>>6706376
Nah I have very wide shoulders. Even my mom does, too.

>>6706376

Nah it's not bullshit, unless you actually measure it, how they look IRL and pictures are different especially when someone is in front of you moving around. I can make my 14" shoulders look huge but IRL they are very tiny, hence why I said because they were hunched.

>>6706375
test

>>6706375
so then whats the point of a secure tripcode at all?

>>6706367
sorry my reply was kinda insensitive..you could take up sewing or an art? idk. there has to be something you always wanted to learn but havent.

>tfw 25 and haven't started HRT
Should I even give it a try? I mean it's this or killing myself so it's not like there's a choice... right?

>>6706391
more difficult to crack

>>6706387
They're not that wide. Stop obssessing over them and fix your posture aswell.
Most of the size of your shoulders is just the muscle. That goes away with hrt.

https://youtu.be/3hoT0fQs3Kc?t=41s

File: 1470768355380.jpg (154KB, 1265x791px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 1265x791px

>>6706365
>>6706346
>tfw you and your gf were hype as fuck for the entire series and gripping each other for the final few minutes of each game

honestly seanigger "classic jimmy" dota and the sheer tenacity of DC is leaving me pretty conflicted

imo the east/west divide isn't really as strong as it used to be, since the 4 protect 1 meta doesn't really exist anymore thanks to memeback and other reasons existing

>>6706394
Honestly don't bother. I've been in a dead mood for few days. Can't really enjoy anything and I'm terribly sorry for being so rude.

>>6706268
the world is going to end this month. i'm sorry. i thought you knew.

>>6706396
Some of us here are starting later than that; I started HRT at 29. Age by itself isn't a good excuse not to, if you don't now you'll just have to start older, might as well try now instead.

>>6706368
Why woild you want that
>>6706362
Yeah idk if a real cat collar would fit on me tho
>>6706385
The local subway has terrible reviews and i dont want another burger, piece of pizza, or taco

>>6706422
I guess you're right; I don't know if dog collars and cat collars are designed differently?

Isn't Wendy's burgers, or what do you order?

>>6706422
>i dont want another burger
so then what are you getting at wendys then???

>>6706428
Idk maybe we will look in the pet section somewhere to check, but i want a frilly collar!
>>6706429
Chicken!

>>6706422
just go to fucking innout

>>6706428
human collars you baka

>>6706341
you still aren't on hrt!?

do it now wtf girl

>>6706390
Ta-da!

>>6706391
Tripcodes can be tested and generated anywhere.

Secure tripcodes use 4chan's super secret salt file, so the only way to test it is a post on 4chan. Benefits are obvious. Pretty much impossible to crack, BUT you can't make a custom secure tripcode.

>>6706433
We would if there were any here. Good god that's the one thing I miss after moving.

>>6706433
>>6706442
in n out is trash

>>6706390
>>6706440
that wasn't your old tripcode, your old one was OSiK something

>>6706448
so are we tho.

>>6706455
in this case, i am not what i eat

>>6706452
Yep, this one. I changed it to this after I broke up with peeps, so the original one was quite a while ago. And I had a tripcode before that but I don't remember the password anymore.

>>6706434
Are human collars designed differently from dog/cat collars?

>>6706463
well they are sold as a separate thing at least

>>6706408
I don't care about east vs west a whole lot...d2g does...my friend jeff is a big seret fan and i hate just, everyone on that team, so i eat his tears but
i just root for the teams that are fun to watch. MVP and Wings both have such specific playstyles, and they're enormously fun. They win off of teamwork, not individual play usually. I just...love them so much. It sucks that one of them have to go to lower tomorrow.

>>6706466
They sell razors for men and for women but they're the same thing just with different colored plastic.

>>6706470
yes

>>6706470
nope, different blade pitches/head articulation.
DONT USE LEG RAZORS ON YOUR FACE

>>6706478
This may be why I cut face so much. (Or maybe because I use the cheapest possible generic razors.)

>tfw prominent linea nigra
>tfw tranny so not even pregnant

help i think im dying

>>6706366
For fun. I'm just curious what I'll look like with feminine features.

>>6706373
Yup

>>6706440
Nop. I might get back once I can afford hormones

>>6706470
>>6706478
HOWEVER

You can safely use face razors on legs and stuff, which is a nifty way women avoid the stupid fucking pink tax.

>>6706501
:(

>>6706500
>not even pregnant
are you sure though?
have you had sex with a boy since srs?
or worst still [spoiler]held hands with a boy[/spoiler]

>>6706487
get a safety razor and buy blades in bulk

>>6706506
dude
it's been like 4 months
im physically incapable of sex until 7
and i also dont even have a uterus so

>>6706513
you sure they didn't sneak one in there while you were knocked out?

Daily lifeblog drop;
My gf was crying an hour or so ago, I went to comfort her and ask why.
>all my daily self hate / negative talk about my appearance / depression / social anxiety makes her want to leave daily
she says she wont because she says it's a cop-out.
>I told her i wouldn't blame her and was surprised she hadn't, told me breaking up with her would be a cop-out as well.
and when we move, she wont let therapists put me on more drugs b/c thats also a cop-out.

Apparently years of weed/tobacco has given me acute asthma & it's becoming more and more prevalent the more i smoke cigarettes
its so fucking hard to breath.
idfc tho. theys good stress managers & I'm already a broken abomination w/ an early expiration date, so, w/e

>not even suicidal, but early arthritis and scoliosis... along with being a tranny make me not give a shit about anything. jaded as fuq
>tfw wanted to double dose my injections to see what would happen, but i'm constantly at work, so i can have money to move... so no time for emotional meltdowns

life sucks being perma-ugg, gents
>>6706503
high quality mens razors are more expensive tho.
only generic nogender branding is shabby on both skin surfaces
>>6706513
shove a few razor blades in there.
hydrochloric acid will be oozing out soon, anyways

>>6706521
hips are too narrow so

>>6706501
>for fun
Not that I don't like your presence here, but isn't that more of a /femgen/ thing?

>>6706513
>dude
;~;
also maybe your estrogen is too high now that you have no T
get your levels done

>>6706530
i still have t, got tested at like 200ng/l ;-;

File: Screenshot_2016-08-07-23-30-41.png (1MB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 720x1280px

So the mod on /r9k/ keeps deleting the trap threads so I guess I'll start posting here.

I started hrt about a week ago after trying to get them since I was 14. U had to resort to getting them online.

Looking for advice on if I can pass. Here's a pic from a few days ago.

>>6706540
you pass already but you will look pretty af with time on hrt and doing girly things like skincare and getting your eyebrows done and getting girly frames

>>6706540
It looks like you should be able to pass. I don't have much good advice beyond that, maybe someone else can recommend something.

>>6706540
Yeah, you'll pass.

>>6706537
hmm
I still think your levels might be off
how high is your E?

>>6706540

Huge forehead and brow bossing, but other than that you should be able to pass with minor make up and a better hairstyle without ffs.

orchi on thursday can i get some real blessings from yall? ?

>>6706558
338 ng/dl

>>6706564
Good luck!

File: 1388998652989.jpg (67KB, 401x442px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 401x442px

>>6706564
bless

>>6706564
Orchiectomy takes a lot of balls.

File: 1346005840928.jpg (59KB, 638x553px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 638x553px

>>6706564
blessings

>>6706467
puppey is retarded for kicking misery and w33 so i can't blame your friend

>>6706564
Gl..
Is this the only true way to go...being born with everything is one thing..but trying to emulate it..I guess I don't know enough about results though..I just feel like no one would like me if I was a normal girl.

>>6706564
Ganbatte!

>>6706564
cut ur balls off lol

File: 76.gif (406KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 800x450px

>>6706564
Gl friendpal.

>>6706591

Why wouldn't you get an orchi. You seriously gonna be on a high dosage of AAs for the rest of your life? If you're in your 20s, I'm not sure what the effects of being on HRT for like 50-70 years of AA is gonna do to your body.

Besides at that rate you'd be infertile after years on AAs anyways, might as well snip snip even if you don't neovag.

terry collins
jose reyes
yoenis cespedes
matt harvey
david wright
bartolo colon
noah syndergaard

File: image.jpg (328KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

328KB, 960x1280px

Nothing like a facial mask after a good run

File: estrogen.png (12KB, 822x406px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 822x406px

>>6706572
um are you sure its 338 ng/dl
because the data I have says it should be 49-294 pg/ml
338 ng/dl is 3380 pg/ml or 12 times what it should be
your E levels are literally second/third trimester tier.
but your testosterone levels are also three to fourteen times what they should be
(normal test levels for an adult woman are 15-70 ng/dl)
take an AA and drop your E dose

hey pretty ladies how we doin' tonight

>>6706624
red tongue a very cute

>>6706624
You look silly :3

>>6706624
>>6706629
it's very pink, looks tasty desu

>>6706607
Will I live that long? I've been assuming I'd die around 35 by being murdered or something. No use in keeping them I guess..idk..they make me feel disgusted though

>>6706624
Hi Red <3
How are you??
How far did you run?
Did you enjoy it?

File: confused_anime_girl_02.gif (267KB, 280x226px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 280x226px

It's not lewd if you only get shown the base of the penis right?

File: 1467120244918.jpg (102KB, 430x627px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 430x627px

>>6706625
i meant pg/ml i'm a fucking retard sometimes sorry

>>6706629
>tfw noone thinks your tongue is cute >>6706061
,__,

>>6706624
SOMEDAY ONCE TOLD THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

>>6706629
this tongue belongs in my gfs mouths
>>6706630
well yeah. I was sweaty and now I have carbonated bubble mask
>>6706635
my tongue is a delicacy
>>6706638
I'm getting better and happier
I ran 7 miles today. rest day
Of course i loved it. Running is cheaper than therapy

>>6706640
hugg elann

File: Screenshot_2016-08-10-01-38-53.png (1MB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 720x1280px

>>6706552
Yeah, eyebrows are next on my list. Not sure what kind of skincare products I should be using or what you mean by "getting girly frames"

>>6706553
Thank you.

>>6706555
Thanks.

>>6706559
I hadn't had a haircut in 6 years. Several inches of it were dead ends too. First I've heard about having a huge forehead though, lol.

I actually went to get the dead ends cut off and decided to get it cut shorter to see how it would look. I wanted to get it like the wig Lianna Lawson wears on her camshows but I think they might have botched it. Either that or my hair isn't thick enough and curves the wrong way.

Anything I can do to fix that?

Here's the "botched" haircut. I didn't realize I was frowning. Sighh

>>6706640
if it's just the hood it's all good

if it's his base prepare the mace

>>6706649
hugg hugg anon

>>6706573
>>6706576
>>6706580
>>6706603
>>6706591
>>6706594
>>6706588
>>6706598

ty comrades
i will bring these benedictions with me through my ordeal
we will all b pure one day.

>>6706637
pls dont die at 35 beep ill miss you

>>6706640
right, just like nips aren't lewd if she says she's a boy

tfw in love with red
>>6706648
red how do you start running 8f you very self conscious

File: Screen-Shot-2015-11-12-at-7.17.01-PM-688x490.png (340KB, 688x490px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 688x490px

have a good night everyone!

i'll see you all tomorrow like always ;)

>>6706648
>I'm getting better and happier

I'm glad to hear you are feeling good :)
>I ran 7 miles today. rest day

Thats pretty far :0
>Of course i loved it.

Glad to hear it was fun <3

Over 100 messages and none with pictures are cute..am I just not into guys..how can I be a girl like that? No girls ever going to take me seriously in bed.

>>6706661
hugg nim

>>6706640
my penis has no base it looks like an acorn

can i send it to you?

>>6706650
girly frames for your glasses
it makes a huge difference
skin care is cleaning, scrubbing, masks, moisturisers

>>6706655
I think about it every day and worry someone's just going to stab me while I'm working or something

File: onodera_kosaki.jpg (201KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 1366x768px

>>6706666
t-thank you hugg anon

i-i thought you only liked the pretty trips

>>6706665
>No girls ever going to take me seriously in bed.
Date an asexual

>>6706670
that's pretty scary maybe you should start wearing kevlar so you can feel safer

why do you think someone's gonna stab you? just cuz your trans?

>>6706640

That sounds dangerously lewd to me

>>6706665
Just find a bi woman that fits you if you can't find men attractive

>>6706659
i love you as well anon!
well...I have to run in boymode because im living with my grandparents. I would start with walking, then set a good running pace that could work for you
>>6706662
how are you Carol?

>>6706673
im sure ur pretty

>>6706637
hi beep <3

File: kurisu_145.jpg (124KB, 463x555px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 463x555px

>>6706649
Hugg anonn

>>6706667
Show acorn penis pls

>>6706651
I don't want to mace my roomie

>>6706680
Yeah maybe ;-;

>>6706656
S e n s I t i v e
B o Y
N I p s

>>6706640
Elamma!!
It's been too long since we've talked :3 how's things?

>>6706685
I'm okay, I had to get a haircut which kinda sucked :/

Still, I'm doing okay now :3

>>6706678
Yeah idk..I just feel like I'm not a very likable person irl and I'm going to do something one day and that'll be it

>>6706685
yeah but people might see me :/

>>6706693
awwee...well...I'm sure you can find a nice hairstyle for you
i hope you can go full time soon
>>6706697
then run at late night, early morning
find a gym?

Gimme beginner makeup kits to buy on Amazon.

>>6706669
Ooh, I only have these because they only let me pick from a few men's glasses.

I'm a big baby so I don't know what you mean by scrubbing either. I use body wash if that's what you mean by cleaning.... Any recommended face masks? Thank you so much.

File: 1467965736885.png (104KB, 711x568px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 711x568px

is 10 months the worst it gets
i don't know how to get over this social anxiety and i'll have to get a job soon as a boy/girl freak

>>6706691
i said just prepare it not use it

OKAY ACTUALLY GOING TO SLEEP NOW

>>6706698
>i hope you can go full time soon

I need to start self-medding first ><
Thank you for the kind words tho <3
You are so nice <3

>>6706700
https://www.amazon.com/Aesthetica-Cosmetics-Contour-Highlighting-Makeup/dp/B014PVXY5W/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1470808381&sr=1-2&keywords=contour+kit&refinements=p_72%3A1248873011

get yourself a beauty blender while you're at it

>>6706708
What about eyeliner and lipstick and stuff? How do I know what will work for me? I don't feel comfortable going in-store yet.

>>6706695
well you're likable over the internet, i think you're being a little hard on yourself

>>6706702
I'm in the same boat. I've barely been able to leave the house for the past few months :(

>>6706714
the times i do literally everyone stares at me
i get miss'd and sir in the same day
it's fucking horrible

>>6706711
well...
it's going to limit your options if you don't go in-store. Getting your makeup done at sephora really helps figure out what's good for you
I suppose you could watch youtube tutorials and reviews of good lipstick and eyeliner. Honestly, for a makeup beginner i would recommend a lip pencil over lipstick

File: WIN_20160808_12_47_54_Pro.jpg (38KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 640x360px

whats up /mtfg/
how are u?
everything OK?

>>6706720
god im jealous
androgyny is the best

File: FB_IMG_1470671737417.jpg (36KB, 600x448px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 600x448px

>>6706702
Pic relevant

>>6706725
I have a UTI
I'm tired all the time and it hurts to pee.
Otherwise, things are good.

>>6706720
same here

>>6706712
No. Really no one I know irl likes me. I can tell how they treat me. And I think it's because I accidently do rude things like eye contact, talking at the same time as someone..not hearing them..idk. my dad treated me the way he did because I really was a useless sissy kid and he knew. I just hate that he's right.

>>6706723
That seems like it would be weird for everyone if I went in-store as a boy to ask for a makeover.

File: 1469163545842.jpg (509KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 900x900px

>>6706727
it's crippling me from going and getting a job, i wouldn't say it's anything to be jealous over
i'll just try to apply for disability

>>6706725
I'm obsessing over my appearance lmao

I'm going to have to start applying to jobs as a girl....
I'm anxious

File: kurisu_151.jpg (179KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 700x700px

>>6706692
Things are great! I'm all moved into my new place and enjoying my roommates and I's tenuously platonic activities. Hbu!

>>6706704
Goodnight nim!

poor chara

>>6706742
is chara alright?

>>6706743
sure bby lemme put on my robe and wizard hat

>>6706738
I came out to a few more friends, got neutral-positive responses. I'm moving the furniture for my apartment on the 16th, and doing a full move after the 21st. I also sorta resolved things with my parents to the degree where I'm no longer crying every time I talk with my mom.

Oh, and I've been sick in bed with a uti the past 3 days. Fun stuff.

File: kurisu_144.jpg (129KB, 850x1133px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 850x1133px

>>6706743
*pulls out benis*

Tfw ur the new kayla lol

>>6706732
yeah i have trouble with the same stuff (eye contact, etc.), so i get what you mean. it sucks. i havent really made a friend since junior year of high school and that was 5 years ago and through friends i already had.

but it doesnt make you a bad person though, or a "useless sissy kid"

try to cheer up beep, you're cute and you seem like a nice girl on here.

>>6706748
>tfw benis isn't being inserted in you

File: NrQE8U8.png (253KB, 481x230px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 481x230px

Aaaaa

File: 1470787469089.jpg (3MB, 4000x3285px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4000x3285px

something funny happened today though
>playing d.va, in spawn room
>reinhardt swooshes over, emote hi at him
>he says "i wish a real girl would say hi to me"
>get on mic and say hi
>3, 4 people start yelling over mic "OHHHHHH IT'S A GIRL"
i also nearly completed my d.va set
i'm only missing the gold weapons
and i made it to rank 63 today so i'm happy about that
/blog

>>6706749
beeeeeeppppp
hi<3
>>6706752
hello

>>6706748
They let you keep it?

>>6706749
Absolutely not. You're way nicer and actually have common sense.

>>6706750
Is it bad if my only friends at the moment are friends I met trying to start a minecraft server back in Sophomore year?

File: kurisu_146.jpg (129KB, 998x1467px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 998x1467px

>>6706747
Congrats on both counts! Are you excited for your move?
Also utis suck I'm sorry to hear ;-;

>>6706761
Shh, use the power of imagination I'm hung like a horse

>>6706751
;_;

>>6706747

Moving outta your parents' house, huh?

Well. Now I can't sleep from horniness and work is in a couple hours. I'm really sad, but in a lusty way. Fuck.

File: Screen Shot 2016-08-10 at 1.12.39 AM.png (134KB, 488x544px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 488x544px

which one, classic, queen, or empress?
I kinda want queen...

File: pcf3j6tx53cx.png (739KB, 945x743px) Image search: [Google]

739KB, 945x743px

>tfw can't touch face because you'll feel facial hair even after you've shaved thoroughly
I need to graduate and get a job already so I can afford laser
Also how do I keep the sadness and loneliness of my terrible existence at bay
>>6706743
No go home
>>6706725
Tired, but things are better I guess

>>6706766
do you have toys?

>>6706769
Yeah. I can't seem to wear myself out ;_;

>>6706723
I dunno if you can tell what would work on me with just a picture but this is me

>>6693721

>>6706771
you should find someone to wear you out :3

>>6706763
>Is it bad if my only friends at the moment are friends I met trying to start a minecraft server back in Sophomore year?
i dont think so, no

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>6706764
I'm kinda excited, but I'm also a little scared. Idk what I'm doing, I'm just a 15 year old girl... I only learned how to make an omlette like last week.
I take it your move went well! Any advice?

>>6706765
Yeah, I honestly don't know how realistic it is for me to transition around them, so I'm transferring schools and moving out.

File: tumblr_nmcx4ocOu81ql6sfto4_500.jpg (77KB, 500x407px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 500x407px

>>6706020
That book is p good op

>>6706773
I really, really want to.

I've got some friends who used to be interested (who might still be) I'm seeing on Saturday.

Advice on...umm. Speedier servicing?

>>6706777
am i a pretty woman?
>>6706772
yeah do your brows, basic makeup. Try that.

>>6706725
no, I'm lonely and worthless

>>6706785
walkin' down the street

cut self
masturbate
sleep
rinse and repeat

I just want to hurt myself. This is why I can't drink. Sorry everyone. See ya later maybe.

>>6706785
Wish I could do my brows without it seeming suspicious. :/

>>6706788
same

>>6706781
just be nice and confidant!

File: kurisu_132.jpg (80KB, 423x600px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 423x600px

>>6706778
My move has been going well so far. Only advice I can think of is to keep moving, get outside, and always have something to do. There may be less paperwork because your move is less permanent, but there's an awful lot of stuff I've been keeping busy with and it's sort of kept me from falling apart due to just being overwhelmed.

>>6706777
Why not read stories? Imagination is better than erp

>>6706789
Be safe anon.

How the fuck does anyone learn how to do makeup? Even the beginner's guide thing lists like a hundred things... How do you even learn when there's so much. Jesus fuckkk. Why can't I have someone teach me? Primer? Moisturizer? Concealer? Powder? Blush? What???

>>6706789
>>6706788
I love you
>>6706799
youtube

>>6706743
transition first

>>6706795
I'm not making the full move until the 23rd or so. This is just for bed/futon/table. I'll be checking out the nearby shops for the first week or so, but classes start the 29th, so its not like I'm just gonna be alone with nothing to do.
Besides, I think I have friends I can trust and hang out with up there. And hopefully I'll be inspired to write music again.

I'm so fucking depressed and it couldn't be more apparent. I've had an intense decline in mood over the past month. It feels extraordinarily bad because just over a month ago I felt happier and more confident than I had in my entire life. Now going outside is a struggle unless it means getting drunk.

I don't know how to live and I don't see how transitioning will change any of that. And yet my dysphoria gets worse and worse as I realize this.

Time to cry myself to sleep.

Alright, I'm gonna go to bed. Sleepy af

>>6706808
that sounds like it's terrible, but I hope you have better days ahead of you
>>6706809
nini sweet dreams

File: 92.png (62KB, 500x376px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 500x376px

Caffeine headaches suck.

i have no idea what im doing what makeup should i start with

like assume I know absolutely nothing

File: download.jpg (10KB, 246x205px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 246x205px

>>6706020

>>6706812
hi chara!

File: download.jpg (13KB, 199x254px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 199x254px

>>6706020
spoon me

>>6706815
kama sutra for ants

File: Snapchat-4264163733633095540.jpg (690KB, 1440x2560px) Image search: [Google]

690KB, 1440x2560px

>>6706799
You'll get there bb

>>6706800
YouTube what? What products should I buy? I'm such a baby I can't do anything by myself and I hate it.

>>6706818
Hi Hi.

File: c3223984-ab3e-41f0-bcb7-0a0fcca42f34.gif (494KB, 504x328px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 504x328px

>>6706822
>tfw got to cuddle with someone im in love with exactly like that
>tfw they're in a committed relationship

its a good and bad feel

File: 874bf972347a1e4862008adaeea39c7695a91ea6.png (290KB, 540x691px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 540x691px

>>6706822
>>6706815
I did muffing a few times...
>>6706825
youtube tutorials. "basic makeup"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d-Y30KLBIU this is good too
>>6706826
what are you up to?

>>6706794
I'm going to do my best. Best hair and makeup - need to seduce. I'm going to have to call in sick so I can catch an exhaustion nap whenever this lets up.

I didn't realize being horny worked like this. What the fuck was wrong with me pre-transition?

>>6706825
>makeup is just one part
>there's a ton more stuff to do
isn't being a girl great?

>>6706788
and video games
that helps too

I got a blister on my ankle and it ripped and its unBEARABLE

>>6706828

>tfw cross-dressed with my best friend's girl (whom I had a crush on)

high school was weird

>>6706810
I'm feeling doubtful

>>6706833
i'm pretty horny too...

>>6706836
get a bandaid on it

the thread's dead

File: 5074cddb-4fb6-47f2-87a5-de3989f579d3.png (69KB, 300x350px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 300x350px

>>6706837
ahh high school simpler times

File: 54.gif (1MB, 800x570px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 800x570px

>>6706832
Watching netflix, you?

File: 1273074174710.png (75KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 500x500px

>>6706845

Yeah...

File: 78565684.png (673KB, 970x888px) Image search: [Google]

673KB, 970x888px

>>6706844

>>6706848
about to go read a book.
what are you watching?