Gaygen: Frog Edition

>tfw chlamydia

Frogs are cute, I remember finding them on soggy days in my nans garden and playing with them.

Anyone here ever had one as a pet?

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>>6696863

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>>6696870
We just got one. I found it at work. His name is Jaken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSl5bo0Toj0

That's the truth.

>>6696876
Neat, he's so tiny. Do you have to feed him specific stuff?

We used to have a snake years ago, I loved that little guy. He got sooooo big though, eventually he got big enough that he could lean against the glass door and slide it open. He was really intelligent. He'd escape every so often and then wirggle into a computer because it was the warmest place.

The RSPCA had to take him away though, he just got far too large for us, I think he went to a zoo in the end. Probably about 5ft long in the end, surprisingly heavy too.

>>6696870
I remember stepping on a toad once and almost got a heart attack from it

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>>6696876
>Jupp !!ZAmZQ7gqL84

Which one of you did this >>>/fit/38213583

>>6696870
yes
my mom accidentally killed it bc she thought it needed a heat lamp. there was something completely wrong with the heat lamp, too.

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>>6696882
I just got food from a pet store, mostly dried meal worms and other stuff with vitamins. His cage was the most expensive part. It's designed for amphibians so it was pricey.

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Anyone else here feel like theyre massively mysoginistic?

I know I should probably feel bad, but I really don't.

>>6696917
Post gains jupp, how much u squatting now

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>>6696997
Been sick the past week so haven't been to the gym and I don't really keep track of the weight. I don't want to post myself until my hair grows long enough to put it in a manbun.

>>6696870

I used to do the same thing in my grandparents garden (I used to also capture bees in jam jars then release them like it was irl Pokemon) :3

>>6696918
Realising that men and women are inherently different and need to be treated as such is not inherently unethical.

>>6697003
>Not writing down his gains

It's okay jupp, SP pls take care of your cute husdaddy ;^;

>>6696918
not really, unlike most posters i interact with women primarily outside of the internet though

>>6697007
weird assumptions about his post, friend

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>>6697008
SP is all tied up right now.

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>>6697019
>tied up
>playing skyrim

>>6697011
Those are not weird assumptions with the context of the picture he used, retard.

>>6697028
FUCKING USE AN UPDATED ENGINE BETHESDA HOLY SHIT YOUR GAMES MAKE MY EYES BLEED

REEEEEE

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>>6697028
You watch your gosh dang mouth, boy.

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>>6697035

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*loks into thred*
*see no bers*
*:/*
*leavs*

>>6697060
>*:/*

>>6697031
you're wrong friend

>>6697063
me

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>>6697060
Welp you just missed one; your loss.

>>6697060
Post bears

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>>6697075

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>>6697077
fuzzy bears >>> smooth bears

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>>6697077
Meh, strongfat is okay, but only if they're hairy and have a beard. I am a Pogonophile after all.

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>>6697079
>>6697081

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>>6697081
Pedophile, Juppy. The word is pedophile.

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>>6697087
That's you. You're mean and I don't like you. Don't talk to me.

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>>6697079
Hair is best
>tfw no fluffy bear bf
>tfw the closest thing I've found is a guy that wants me to top him despite the fact he's taller and thicker

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>>6697090
How do you expect to grow without criticism? The real world will eat you alive.

>>6697090
me

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>>6697102
In Russia, I eat world alive.

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I should probably start shooting into my hands again not just the crooks of my arms because even my cow-tier veins can't take infinite punishment

the catharsis and pleasure from the rush will be the hardest to give up on but like KingRice said I might be ded in a few months and who would show him cool scottish castles then?

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>>6697156
>doing drugs that require needles

>>6697173
>holding a laptop like that
good way to drop your laptop and accidentally spill your drink while trying to catch it

I had a really unexpected threesome last night.

>>6697203
i'm urging you to go to the police

>>6697203
Are you ok?

>>6697203
What happened?

>>6697203
Remember that time you tried to kill yourself?
You should try that again.

>>6697214
>>6697218
>>6697225

Oh, no, i'm fine.
I was just hanging out with a friend and their friend all night and when we all went to bed, a threesome just kind of started happening after a bit of cuddling and I was just like "Oh, i guess, sure, ok"

>>6696882
Snakes are pretty cute, but I dunno about frogs.

Having to eat mice is a definite minus in the snake-pet category though. Mice are probably cuter than the snake. And if you're not getting a pet for it to be cute what are you getting a pet for.

>>6697236
I honestly do not understand why you post here
This is gaygen, for gay men
you are neither gay or a man
So why post here?
Trying to keep this post civil in hopes of an actual response

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>>6697236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju4-bw3a48E

>>6697245

I like it here. And I like watching you nerds interact with one another.
I'm genderqueer, which means there's a lot of masculinity I identify with, too, and I've been feeling masculine, lately.
And the bullying is pretty funny.

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>>6697173

what "superior" drugs do you and SP do pray tell?

also what about taking drugs not commonly injected and slamming them like PnPers and meth or me shooting crack so I can mix it with heroin and get the GOAT rush?

>>6697243

I Had a tiny little male Hognose Snek like pic related for about 5 years and he was so so cute :3c

>>6697254
Tumblr shit aside, you're basically saying you come here to stir shit up because you know you're not wanted here
Because I refuse to believe that you could be this un-self aware

>>6697263

I don't stir shit up, i just post here and then some very persistent nerds tell me to kill myself.
There's no drama or big hullabaloo, just the same old nerds for whom "hating" me must be an empty meme for at this point.
I dunno, it's hard to take the hate seriously when it's so comically persistent.
Like, I'm not doing anything awful. Sharing a bit of my life here and there, or pitching in an opinion or whatever. And it's still the same old empassioned response by the same few losers. It's silly and substanceless.
And all that aside, i'm just a casual, occasional poster.

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>>6697261
Our drug is love; the most powerful drug of all.

>>6697263
tbf thats also why you post

>>6697287
>Sharing a bit of my life here and there, or pitching in an opinion or whatever.
But nobody wants to hear it or cares
This isn't circe's diary gen
That's why people get mad at you, because you think that people actually want to hear about your life. And you refuse to believe that nobody wants you here and think it's just shitposters out for a troll

You do not belong here
This is gay gen, you are not gay or male
go blog post in mtfg, femgen, or idk tumblr??

>>6697288
Disgusting.

Not quite as disgusting as drug abuse, but it's up there.

>>6697303
uve been trolled bruh

>>6697323
for some reason i honest to god thought you were a meth addict
which trip is the meth addict

>>6697156
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

Would you rather date:

a) A perfectly normal guy but who is 100% unable to understand, appreciate, create or enjoy memes

b) A dog who loves cool memes (no 9gag-tier shit)

>>6697326
I'm the shutin manchild, mang. Cmon. I'm here constantly.

>>6697392
Who cares. That's not an important feature for a partner.

>>6697401
>Who cares. That's not an important feature for a partner.

memes are the humour of our generation, and liking the same type of humour is a cornestone of any good relationship (as important as having compatible sexual preferences)

I'd choose the dog

>>6697326
freddie was the meth addict

>>6697423
You can have a sense of humour without guffawing every time you hear 'dicks out for Harambe' or whatever. Cmon.

>>6697428
"dicks out for Harambe" is a shit-tier meme

a good meme would be "dat boi", followed by "kys", a few months ago, when it was still an underground meme

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>>6697392
A dog can't breed with me.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/two-father-babies-could-soon-be-possible-no-egg-donor-required/

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>>6697440
Ruby you gonna get dat American dick? you know they're circumcised right? You really want that arrogant dried out nasty cock?

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>>6697333

should I be?

I Mean it is a bad idea in the long run and I need to quit or reduce my use but explain why it is shameful?

>>6697467
You're a junkie

>>6697467

Have you seen the aliens/demons yet?
They always bring crystal meth to the inner city drug dealers.

>>6697437

This is disgusting and goes against God.

>>6697401
how is that mutually exclusive with meth use

>>6697427
freddie wasn't real

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>>6697494
>god

Did you know entertaining SIN is just as bad as committing SIN. Don't allow sin into your mind! Read the bible. Allow Jesus in your life.

Everyone watching murder/rape movies, thinking about having sex with a straight man or a man in a relationship with someone else is a SIN.

Playing pokemon is a SIN. Playing video games where you KILL things or CAPTURE things is a SIN. It's entertaining SIN. It is a sin.

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>>6697495
none of us are real

>>6697510
u dont kill pokemon

>>6697507

God does exist. Only someone caught up in the delusions of Satan can not fathom it.

>>6697523
the graveyard in lavender in pokémon yellow disagrees

I wish you guys could see what I see.
You'd be scared out of your minds.
I've seen these disgusting demons around literally everyone...attaching to their backs, whispering into the ears things to do, etc.

It's frightening and sad how people think their "thoughts" are their own. They don't realizing the principalities at fight over us.

As a child you might of seen them...until you've become conditioned not to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

They exist around all of you, feeding off your energy, fighting each other over whose soul they will destroy first and who will consume the soul after their body dies and they're sent to hell.

It's too hard for anyone to believe all these monsterous horrible fallen angels exist.

>>6697523

You know the bible horror. Why do you entertain SIN? Why aren't you praying for everyone's soul on gaygen? on 4chan? You know demons exist. You know everyone on 4chan is riddled with them, perhaps even yourself.

We have one poster who regularly talks about doing drugs.
Most posters regularly talk about their lewd sexual desires and lust for the flesh like some sort of demonic spirit who wants to smell like asshole and be pissed and shat on.

If you can't tell how disgusting the gay lifestyle is than you have another thing coming.

All of you are mentally sick and need Jesus.

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>>6697494
>G

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>>6697525
hahaha
>>6697609
this

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>>6697494
>tfw no god bf to impregnate your hairy boypussy with his forbidden fruit

Give me your divinity, big G

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>>6697609
>>6697627
>>6697633

It's only funny until you realize how wrong you were.

Ask Jesus into your life.
Let him comfort you.
Provide for you.
Let him be your dada.

>>6697647
Will doing all of this get rid of my baby dick and not want to commit suicide?

>>6697652

There's more important things in life than your small penis.

>>6697663
>this is what people with normal or greater sized penises think
I see you're clueless, it's the only thing on your mind and it drives you insane.

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>>6697647
Ask Lucifer into your life
Let him guide you
Provide you with a delicious life
Let him be your teacher

God is no longer needed. God is no longer wanted. God needs to be stopped.

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>>6697647
You're pathetic.

is rugbydaddy awake

>>6697673
>>6697676

You just wait and see.

Every one will bow down to God.

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Change race for my male gob y/n? To what?

I'm thinking shaman

>>6697701
Orc* whoops.

>>6697700
Yes, I will bow down and suck the life out of him through his fat chode.

>tfw no divine-daddy

>>6697494
(you)
And the basis behind homophobia way back when was the fact that 2 men or women could not have a child, having sex without the possibility of creating life was the main reason homosexuality was believed to be against "God"

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>>6697700

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Fuck me running I posted shit in the wrong thread. But goddamn I'm so starving and my fucking roommate is definitely getting fucked in our kitchen by his idiot boyfriend.

They were fighting literally five minutes ago. That ass cork was half way through storming out. How the fuck did this happen?

>>6697814

just fucking put up with it, if your positions were swapped you wouldnt want to be interrupted
why arent you happy for your roomie?

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>>6697861
Rubby bb, you didn't respond.

>>6697462

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>>6697470

well there is a stigma against drug abuse but why specifically should I be ashamed?

>>6697491

I don't do meth and honestly it seems like it lasts way to long to be fun: I mean compare 15-30 mins of injected crack tempered by heroin vs like 12 hours+ of being amped the fuck up

>>6697814
That is a very painful situation.

>>6697858
I would be if we were friends, but he's kind of a shitty person who I'm pretty sure is on some kind of hard drugs and he creeps on me from time to time. So no, we aren't friends. Plus I don't want to think of his fucking butthole particles anywhere near my food.

>>6697881
you're an embarrassment to yourself and your family and because of your choices you'll never accomplish anything with your life.

>>6697887
>having a bf while studying abroad
pffft

>>6697887
>tops stuck dick too
How selfish are you when it comes to sex? I bet you don't even let your bottom rim you either.

>>6697889
It's the worst. I'm half tempted to just walk in there anyway. They probably won't notice or care. Or if they do they'll probably try to get me to join in. Wouldn't be the first time they tried some shit like that.

ayo maki

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>>6697976
word to the wise rugby, everything is about sex

>>6697881
don't talk to any fucking drug service, just go cold turkey

if you cant quit cold turkey you're pretty much fucked for life

>>6697814
Your roommate could be getting raped and you're in your room on 4chan doing nothing. You should have at least made sure it was consensual.

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>had a dream last night about a guy ou crushed on in 10th, 11th, and 12th grade
>haven't seen him in over a year
>you were never even friends or close, only had some classes in common
>but for some reason this fucker's been stuck in your mind for four years

What the FUCK

>>6697967
>not having a three way with your roommate and his boyfriend

what kind of faggot are you

I made a post on the platonic section on craigslist, looking for friends, got emailed just a phone number... should I text them?
Seems weird they'd just give a phone number and no hello or anything.
I'm lonely which is why I'm considering texting them, otherwise I wouldn't bother with someone who couldn't at least say something about themselves.

Do anyone of you had to deal with virgin angst ?

>>6698050

mine or others'?

>>6698024
The walls in this shitty place are thin and I can/could hear them talking to each other. It's consensual and horrible. Don't worry.

>>6698047
A faggot who isn't sure if he's a faggot or not.

In all seriousness though, my roommate comes onto me a lot and sometimes straight up gropes me. He's convinced I want to fuck him. He and his idiot boyfriend usually fight about it, but one time they were wasted and tried to get me to join them. They're both sketchy as fuck and don't understand boundaries. So fuck that idea in the neck.

>>6698050
Yes. Kind of.

>>6698057
Mine.

>>6698064
How did you felt ? I feel kinda bad about myself. I'm 20 and I don't want to sold myself through Grindr, but there seems to be no gay in town.

Grindr is shit in my country though.

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>>6698027
Hate when that happens. What the fuck was so good about that little bastard with the cute freckles that made me have dreams about going camping with him and teaching him how to use a crossbow? Why is it when I imagine holding someone close, he's who I default to in my head? It's not even any sexual attraction, but it's like when I think about him my heart beats faster and I get a weird feeling in my stomach.

Sometimes I think about talking to him again, but its been too long, I need to move on.

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>tfw not privileged enough to yearn for a masc bf

>>6698126
I had a lasting crush on some guy I went with in Senior High school. Even 2 years later I think of him. We were really close, he was the first guy I came out to.

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This lack of friends, attention and bf is getting to me.
Should I just start hooking up with whoever isn't hideous and gives me any attention?

>>6698077
I'm still a virgin, my dude. I thought my dick was broken or some shit for a long time, but now I'm pretty sure I just like guys.

There's one guy I kind of like and I think he kind of likes me, but I have no clue what the fuck I'm doing. Or what I want, really.

>>6698206
I see. I guess I knew I was gay for a long time (even when I was 12 I stared at males underwear pictures for minutes), but only came to terms with it at 16. Now I'm 20 and I still never had anyone. Too shy to do it in school, and now stuck in a countryside university. I'm also afraid people at bars will be much older than me.

>>6698224

>tfw only realised i was gay at 17
>tfw missed all that sweet highschool romance

still, i lost my vcard at 18, which isnt too shabby

>>6698238
Losing it at 30 is where it's at.
The 30 year explosion after not having sex for so long >>>>>> sex in your teens.

>>6697747
>And the basis behind homophobia way back when was the fact that 2 men or women could not have a child

This isn't true. The whole idea of "sexual orientation" as we see it today didn't exist in biblical times. It's a modern invented construction. Those in biblical times had no knowledge of male/male or female/female couples co-existing in a relationship. Homosexuality, Lesbianism, and Transgenderism didn't exist or wasn't well known to any of them. Pedophilia between an older male and younger boys/girls existed but many of the older men involved in such things were married and had kids of their own!

Truth is Homosexuality was born out of Pedophilia.

>>6698238
>highschool romance

The only visible gay of the school was a femboy "bullied" by even the teachers.
Plus dozens of guys were into the whole "pretending to be gay to show you're masculine", so actually coming out would have been risky to say the least.

>still, i lost my vcard at 18, which isnt too shabby
*impotant tear of jealous rage*
I keep telling myself that it doesn't matter when, what matters is with who and how, but it sounds hollow even to me.

I'm not even ugly, I've had girls flirting with me, but I'm too shy to go with them too (I'm gay with a very few elements of bi, please don't bully)

>>6698259
>I'm not even ugly
prove it

>>6698297
because everything is relative and you exist

>>6698224
I was a tryhard wannabe misanthropic fuckwit when I was younger, so I spent most of the time pretending that I didn't care and didn't want relationships. I think that's part of what took me so long.

I did some soul searching once I got to college and now I'm pretty sure I'm into dudes. I don't really hide it, but I don't really broadcast it, either. If that makes sense. I had kind of made my mind up that it didn't matter either way because I was planning on dying alone, but this jerk had to come into my life and ruin everything.

>>6698259
Yeah, a couple of the flamboyantly gay kids at my school got treated pretty badly, too. I liked to pretend that I was too punk rock to care about shit like that, but fuck, man.

I've been told I'm pretty good-looking even if I have a bad case of bitchy resting face. My friend jokes I give off some kind of "vibe" that makes me attractive to girls. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if a guy tried to flirt.

>people thinking you can lose your virginity through gay sex
hahaha oh wow.

>>6698317
>I'm still a virgin
thank god

>>6698311
Sick burn

>>6698297
I hate to see my own face so I probably won't post it, but I've had girls complimenting me in High-school, and never had too much problems socialising.

>>6698313
>I was a tryhard wannabe misanthropic fuckwit
Had the same phase. Then I fapped to figures in the dark, then I more or less accepted I was an homo.

>I don't really hide it, but I don't really broadcast it
The thing is that I'm pretty shy and don't really know how to casually flirt with other guys. I'm open, I won't hide for my life that I'm gay, but it's looking for people that's hard.

> bitchy resting face
My own problem is (what I find) a terribly long face.

>>6698317
virgin4lyf pham
when do I get my powers

>>6698319
>>6698325
You can only be a virgin if you're literally a girl.
"Male virginity" is a new age concept invented by millenials, and frankly is completely retarded in all its forms.

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>>6698317
>tfw get to have copious amounts of gay sex and still become a wizard if I live to 30

I pity straightfags

>>6698351
So now I'm not a virgin? Make up your mind pls

>>6698311
not an argument
>>6698327
girls will compliment anything, especially the ugliest fucks around because that way they get to seem like nice persons sticking up for the has-nots

if girls compliment you a lot, you're usually either really hot or really fucking ugly

>>6698363
>not an argument
not an argument

>>6698370
stupid niceposter

do any of you guys have a link to an amateur sex video of 2 20-something year olds where you can actually feel the passion/love? i want to be depressed tonight

>>6698383
for $50 an hour I'll sit on webcam and pretend to be your boyfriend
smiling is extra

>>6698383
http://www.boyester.xxx/videos/189/bareback-sex-with-a-handsome-blonde-queer/

>>6698395
are you college educated? how much do you make a year?

>>6698383
I'm 99% certain than Sean Cody model are enjoying it. If there is probably no love, there are is definitively passion and it's not a mechanical/cold fuck.

They have this weird habit of having the cameraman chatting up with the models before the video though, so it kinda breaks the "immersion". And they are closer to 25 than 20.

>>6698351
So I can stick my dick in hundreds of assholes and still be a pure virgin?
>Only straight people go to hell
I think it's safe to say only women can lose their virginity

>>6698383

>Implying gay relationships are ever based on love

I've yet to see anything besides gay paid pornstars acting that way. It comes across really fake but most gay relationships I've ever seen come across as fake (jupp & sp being a good example).

>>6698401
I'm in college
and I make negative money a year because I am in college

>>6698400

they're clearly doing things for tokens on chaturbate and got recorded

they aren't doing things because they're passionate or in love, they just need money to pay their bills and hairstylist

>>6698417
Hot video though

>>6698400
they're clearly doing it for the webcam, I want a video where they were just recording for themselves

>>6698405
read above, I want to see a couple in their bedroom just doing their thing, sean cody is fake

>>6698408
then not interested, sorry bud

>>6698417
I did a chaturbate stream with a guy once
money was p alright

>>6698427
But I'm a cute twink who needs helps with student loans so I can get a higher education and better myself ;)

>rugby will never give you the D

>>6698342
I guess looking back on it, the idea that I've always liked guys makes sense. But I met this guy and we're kind of friends now. So it's like all that shit that was supposed to happen in my teen years hit me full force all of a sudden. It's shitty. But I think we may have gone on a few dates by now. I'm not really sure and I don't know how to ask.

I'm not really shy, but I spent so much of my early life being isolated as shit (and probably repressing myself when I got older). I'm shit at small talk and have an irredeemable fucking mouth. But I'm not intentionally an asshole or go out of my way to be mean to people, so I guess that's why I still have friends despite being barely a person.

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>>6698435
>I'm a cute twink

>>6698407
This
The most I've ever felt for a guy was infatuation, I have yet to fall on love with a man

>>6698427
>read above, I want to see a couple in their bedroom just doing their thing, sean cody is fake

Search under Romantic tag. I'm not into Amateur thing, but SC is the closest you can get to real passion.

What are /gaygen/ favourite porn studios anyway

>>6698474
>What are /gaygen/ favourite porn studios anyway
hardblush :D

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>>6698465

Hitler is cute. He looks and sounds like a gayer version of Adam Levine, if one ever thought such a thing was possible.

>>6698447
do u got money tho

>>6698465
hey my body is at least on point tho and my face isn't that bad
just unconventional

>>6698457
describe these "dates"

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>>6698480

>>6698509

>posting nicegirl
>posting this post

you dont understand memes at all

>>6698509
>she has a husband and bf and still randomly gets into threesomes
What is exactly wrong with that ? If she had children I would understand, but heh, life and let live

>>6698502
My face is a lot more angular now than it is there
late puberty gave me strong cheekbones

>>6698538
your hair is shit

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>>6697903

I don't just doss about all day getting high: I'm starting college in September and I've been attending various youth groups in the meantime

>>6697990

I wasn't planning on talking to drug workers it was only a page from a harm reduction leaflet about crack(I love collecting harm reduction ephemera)

and my biggest issue is the compulsion to speedball not withdraws. I've quit cold turkey before but after a week or two I start using again because I can't live without that glorious rush

>>6698480

for real he looks identical to that insanely swishy twink Austin who makes the videos with his bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhzOwo61_Co

>>6698568
Suits the rest of my aesthetic then ; ^ )

>>6698626

no, its fun

>>6698626
Everyone is someone else's degenerate. Degeneracy is a spook

>>6698657
correct, i am a degenerate

>>6698644
how is it fun to get your ass blasted while pretending you're a girl?

>>6698581
lmao you stupid fuck, you'll wish you never started once you start fighting through the withdrawals on the regular

maybe you'll even kill yourself in a fit of manic desperation when you're crashing hard and your stash is dry

>>6698677

idk i havent done that one

>>6698684
>Not being vegetarian
>bad for the world and society at large

i mean its annoying, but not much more than that

>>6698684
what makes you think i'm not?

I had sex with a really fat guy today. He was actually really good at being top.

>>6698684
>>6698692
you cant be gay and vegetarian

eating meat is a core principle of being homosexual

>>6698717
>eating meat is a core principle of being homosexual
this.

homosexual and vegan is even more retarded since semen is technically an animal product.

>>6698716
i wouldn't call him fat, but i had a chunky bf and boy did he do things to me

>>6698736

im not a vegan or anything, but i dont think that works as an argument

if i understand right, vegans argue that animals are incapable of giving consent and so cannot be exploited for material gain. your boyfriend obviously is capable of giving consent for you to "use" his semen, so its fine for you to do so.

Did any of you Cali/LA fags go to DTLA Proud yesterday? It was actually pretty fun.

>>6698774
i didn't, but i heard a bunch of the pups from the big group here went and had a little exhibition

>>6698739
Oh he did a lot of things and I liked all of it

>>6698680

I literally said Ive been at that point of using everyday a few times before and I managed to stop but always remember started chipping 3-4 days week again: starting the cycle all over again without being able to quit fully due compulsion

also what kind of idiot would an hero in "manic desperation" because he was withdrawing?

>>6698778
I had to've missed it then bc I saw real dogs. I was dancing most of the time anyway.

>>6698762
It does work depending on your special brand of veganism.
If one is consistent with his views then he doesn't consume any animal product, regardless of whether it was exploited or suffered.
If one is a hypocrite then they'll just ignore the part where they don't consume animal products when they see fit.
That's not even getting into the part that our "exploiting" of the honey bee is the biggest reason it has not gone extinct yet.
One would assume that preventing such a good natured fluffy and useful animal from becoming history is a cause a vegan could get behind, but alas, eating honey would make them a vegetarian, not a vegan, and vegan sounds much more intellectual than vegetarian.

Now aside from the rant, what I mean is that if one is consistent with his views, that means he cannot consume semen.

How many calories will I consume by eating ass?
I am watching what I eat.

Yesytu

>>6698814
depends.
is it a fat ass?

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>>6698821
the real question is "is it a transfat ass?"

>meet someone on the platonic section of craigslist
>sends photo of his dick when I ask for a face pic
>asks what my stats are and what my body is like
Why are men like this?

>>6698611
Why would someone put this kind of thing on yt?

>>6698800
>what kind of idiot would an hero in "manic desperation" because he was withdrawing?
like, half the junkies out there ?

not even joking, it really gets that bad

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>>6698814
But you don't actually eat anything though

>>6698915
>he doesn't literally cannibalize his bottom's juicy ass
found the breeder

>>6698915
>not eating da poo poo

>>6698947
Think it was more this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

>>6698915
>But you don't actually eat anything though

unless you're eating wiz's ass

That yeast around his crack must be 250 calories

what are some great pick-up lines for grindr?

What sort of message bests gets your attention?

>>6698991
>What sort of message best gets your attention?
The ones where it's not just "hey."

>>6698991

its grindr

if you arent hot, nothing is going to make me reply, and if you are hot, very little will make me not reply

just make sure youre attractive and can spell a coherent sentence - save the witty banter for postsex pillowtalk

>>6698991
"I think you're a thief, because you stole my heart"

>>6698991

Them: When's the last time you sat down to a good piece of meat? Dinner at 6?

Me: Are you paying?

Them: Yes, of course.

What the fuck am I doing with my life? I don't currently have a job, I dropped out of college, I have a nicotine addiction and I'm out of cigarettes, and the best sex I've ever had was with a fat guy who's boner looked like a stump until all the fat got pushed back.

>>6698998
someone saying this would ruin their chances with me even if they were hot

>>6698991
"hi"

>>6699002
i somewhat know this feel

>>6699002

go back to college
buy nicotine patches/talk to your local doctor
socialise at college and bang hot dudes

Are you sad? depressed? down in the dumps? This gay couple found the cure...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8UUmguNISg

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>>6698955
This one's better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg

>>6699004
That's not my problem, it's yours
>>6699013
>Are you sad? depressed? down in the dumps?
Every other day, but I soldier through

How do I have sex without having to go out and socialise?

>>6699002
I mean he was good at sex too. He made me cum really easily.

>>6699012
>socialise at college
please explain

>>6698489
I only meant they kind of felt like dates and I wasn't sure if they were or not.

He's just paid for dinner/coffee a couple of times. It wasn't really anything fancy looking back on it. We've also gone on a hike and last weekend he took me to a drive in movie.

>>6698991
"ayyyyyyy lmao"
gets me hot and bothered everytime

>>6699028

join a society, there is one for literally any hobby you might have the slightest interest in

say hi to people you share classes with

chat to your roommates/dormmates

or if all else fails, join the LGBT society but be warned it wil be 85% weirdos

>>6699028
join some stupid "club" and start talking friendly to people you secretly hate

you'll be doing a lot of that once you grow up and get a job, it'll be perfect practice

>>6699037
>>6699043
i would do that if i had a friend to go with me
but i dont
i just think itd be weird to show up to a club alone as much as i want to join one

>>6699069

people go to clubs to make friends you dolt, you dont need a friend to go, you get a friend by going

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>>6698991
Hello.

>>6698991
do you play pokemon go?
because i know where you can find a cubone(r)

>>6699069
The main purpose of the LGBT club (despite what political types might tell you) is to meet other LGBT people. If you have an easy way of meeting LGBT people, you do not need the club, ergo the club is predominantly for people who want to socialise.

>>6698991
>great pick-up lines for grindr
U WANT SUM FUK

>>6698991
Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you got nice cans.

First buttplug's coming in the mail. I'm a little irrationally scared. Hold me gaygen.

>>6698991
>are you an archeologist? because I want to fuck the shit out of you
works every time

>>6699031
Oh I forgot to mention that we went to a concert/music festival with a couple of friends and he let me sit on his shoulders. One of my friends said that was pretty suggestive, but she's a weird asshole who wants to see me happy for some reason.

The guy I like also wants me to go rock climbing with him. I don't want to die.

>>6698991
today I replied to "What are you doing on grindr?" with "Organising paid entry bukakkes for NGOs to raise money for charities" and it worked well enough

try something like that

>>6699108
it's gonna be okay

the mailman is not going to rape you just because you ordered dragon dildos online

>>6699108

the package is going to be misdelivered and youll have to pick it up at your local post office

when you get there and receive the package, a protruding nail on the desk will catch the package and tear through it, spilling your buttplug onto the floor in front of the queue

as you pick it up, ears burning in embarassment, that one relative you dont see that much will walk in and see you holding hte buttplug

after you walk back home youll realise you forgot your wallet and will have to go back to get it

>>6698444
dont ;(

>>6696918
I blame R9K for making me this way

>>6696918
>misogynistic
I could be considered massively racist, nationalistic, euro supremacist, and xenophobic.

>>6699202
>euro supremacist
As long as you don't support the EU bb.

>>6699031
>>6699116
I have bad news, anon. he doesn't want to fuck your brains out.

but he does want to lay in a field of flowers with you and stare deeply into ur eyes

>>6699221
Absolutely not.
I support (western) Europe and european values.

>>6699247
Good lad.

>there are people itt who think the nation-state is still a relevant concept in 2016
>there are people here who genuinely do not realise that in the last 2 decades the world has slowly been bought off by corporations
>there are people here who do not realise that they're living in the century that will either lead to 1984 irl or end humanity

leave, fucking normies

>>6699262
>he wants the people of the world to mix together into a brown mess
>he wants the world to be covered in concrete towers
>he wants the world to be autistic idiots who just run the machines for the elites
Lad you know thats what globalism brings.

>>6699279
it's not that I want any of those things to happen, it's that they're already set in motion

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>>6699279

there is literally nothing wrong with multiculturalism, and no amount of your pejorative buzzworld-laden copypasting will change that desu

>>6699288
Lad multiculturalism makes us into a big brown mess of a single people, thats the end outcome of it. I'd rather we stayed distinct and different.

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>>6697066
>you're wrong

>>6699283
>it's that they're already set in motion
And they will fail.
They're too desperate to make it happen so it'll fail.

The best way to unite people is by trying to divide them.

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>>6699299

>i dont understand basic biology

bruh

its not like color theory with paints, you arent going to mix brown and white and end up with muddy light brown, people will be just as diverse as ever

>>6699305

dont get triggered, i dont want to ruin your 4chan safe space or anything

>>6699322
>its not like color theory with paints, you arent going to mix brown and white and end up with muddy light brown, people will be just as diverse as ever
Are you denying a black and white person having a child doesn't make a brown person?

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>>6699288
>there is literally nothing wrong with multiculturalism
qft

>>6699328

are you suggesting that genetic phenotypes dont remain varied via dominant and regressive traits reoccuring many generations down the line, new combinations and mutations, and inherent random variables from environmental and developmental factors?

you seem to define people by being brown, as if once you get the "brown gene" all of your other traits suddenly disappear and you become a homogenous lump of flesh

variety is basically impossible to stamp out, i dont think we could do it even if we tried

>>6699329

affirming the consequent

The main problem of multiculturalism is that the multi part of multiculturalism seems to solely refer to the most backwards "cultures" on this planet.

To save Europe, I propose the Poland Test.
Everyone that wants to live in Europe will be subjected to the Poland Test.
If the result are Poland or better, they're allowed to stay.
if they're worse than Poland, they're simply not welcome.

>>6698991
do you have a map because i got lost in your eyes
:^)

>>6699361
Poland test?

>>6699369
>>6699361
Nvm lad i get you.

It must be nice to have a boyfriend

Mine's always away for Paris fashion week and at Harvard curing cancer

>>6699390
But the brave work of a nonwhite doctor will catch the cancer in time for successful treatment!

>>6699390
White guilt has never made sense to me, if African's sat on an island for hundreds of years and did fucking nothing they deserved to get colonised.

>>6699390

you know for all the whining i see about liberal "safe spaces" and "triggers", it seems like rightwingers do the exact same but dont get called out on it

this is a kneejerk complaint simply about seeing a different opinion, and i fully expect it to be followed by some dank memery to ensure you never have to face such a horror ever again

altrighters just cant handle the bantz

>>6699421
>it seems like rightwingers do the exact same but dont get called out on it
They do.
In liberal safe spaces.

>>6699432
what about the entirety of your local oncology unit, or the massive unseen team of researchers, HR people and PR people working to understand, combat, manage and educate about cancer?

>>6699421
There isn't really left and right anymore. It's more globalist and nationalist.

>get tinder
>get very little matches after swiping a thousand guys
>get surge
>get 5 cute guys matching me after using it for 20 minutes

I'm still probably going to blow it with these guys, but it's nice to have some success somewhere.

Why isn't Surge more popular? I swear I haven't seen most of these guys on other apps too.

>>6699444
>some people of a different colour to you do things in the world so you should import hundreds of thousands of their people
Lad you realise how autistic that sounds don't you?

>>6699432

from my readings, i gather than most of modern medicine comes from the Arabs, for example https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Zahrawi, the pioneer of modern surgery.

its actually really interesting to read about, if you have a few free minutes its definitely worth a look

>>6699459

>$0.04 has been deposited into your account

>>6699463

Consider the following:

>some people of a different colour to you do things in the world so you should deport hundreds of thousands of their people

>>6699468

do you remember what i said about "pejorative buzzworld-laden copypasting"? id say this ticks all the boxes.

>>6699473
>>some people of a different colour to you do things in the world so you should deport hundreds of thousands of their people
They shouldn't have been here in the first place.

>>6699465
>$0.04 has been deposited into your account
What?
I've seen this somewhere else before.

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>>6699468
>some nonwhite people do something bad
>ban immigrants
wew lad next you'll be saying that Brexit was a good idea

>>6699489
Lad you better not be from Brit/pol/, check the thread.

For all this concern about librul spaces people seem to forget that it's chic to be a 4chan conservative and any left idea gets immediately silenced by a right majority

>>6699479

a migrant, once vetted and approved by the local authority, is just as much a citizen of your country as you are. if you dont think so and hold unjustified hate for your fellow citizens, perhaps you are the person who needs to be deported in the interest of community spirit and/or public safety

>>6699487

its just a joke, im insinuating that you are getting paid for your posts by Surge

>>6699489

>pejorative
check
>buzzwords
check
>copypasting
???

2/3 isnt bad, but its a little disappointing. step up your game!

>>6699495
>Brexit was a good idea
Well it is.
Maybe not for Britain but as a whole it's a good idea.

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>>6699489
Weren't most of the Operation Yewtree super prolific paedos all white Brits? Seems like a bit of an oversight on your part, like that bit where you forgot that immigration and multiculturalism are objectively good ideas and anyone who disagrees is 100% wrong and an alt-right cuck.

>>6699510

while i appreciate that, like i said a while ago, seeing people who dont neccessarily agree with everything you say is scary, i have great faith in your ability to endure and overcome this great hardship

or if its too much, you can go back to pol, reddit, stormfront or any number of hardcore rightwing echo changes to have your ego massaged

up to you

>>6699503
>is just as much a citizen of your country as you are.
Except they weren't born here, they don't have history going back hundreds of years, they don't have roots in the country, they are foreigners and they always will be.
>>6699510
>4+4
That's what I'm saying lad, you better not be.

>>6699518
>you need a history of hundreds of years to live here
>to get a history of hundreds of years you have to live here first
flawless plan, seems very fair and achievable

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>>6699528
ric pelated

>>6699528
>Is that a problem?
Not at all lad, just surprised there's another one on here. [spoiler] Better not be an autistic Ginnie poster lad [/spoiler]

>>6699534

idk man, i dont think we're asshurt

you seem much more upset than us - we arent posting passive aggressive nonresponses or complaining about having to see other opinions

>>6699547

thats because im not having a debate then or trying to make/rebut points, im just stating my opinion to make conversation

it would be retarded to have a serious argument on something as subjective as hotness

>>6699565

i dont see any 2000 character long lists of archive links coming from me bruh

>tfw every time I try anal play I tense up, can barely use two fingers, and end up sore or needing to shit

How do I even fix this? I don't want to top.

I never got the zealous unquestioning support for multiculturalism, but then again I'm a pessimist and don't believe in the inherent goodness of humanity.

>>6699574
you just need to relax

probably if you got a proper sex toy and practiced with it you would get less stressed out about these things

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>>6699421

>>6699562
>This is fact
It's incontrovertibly not a fact, and you've fallen to alt-right-cuckery.
17th-century philosopher Blaise Pascal pointed out that we humans are so afraid of ennui and realizing our own mortality that we have to distract ourselves with "fun" all the time. As we seek excitement, our tolerance rises and the "fun" we find excites us less and less. Soon we realize nothing is truly fun, so all we can do is stare numbly at screens projecting stale /pol/ memes and anti-semitic conspiracy theories for a brief reprieve from our constant, crushing awareness of our inevitable death
Do not be frightened of existential meaningless, anon. Succumb to it.

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>>6699584
>philosophy

>>6699578
Maybe, but I'm broke, and don't want a dildo showing up at my door to be honest.

>>6699582

no thats not at all what i was saying, your image does not fit the situation

the way in which you are like SJWs is your absolute inability to deal with seeing opposing opinions posted, and the ferocity with which you seek to remove them via memes or insults instead of proper argument and counterpoint

>>6699595
>refute same anonymously posted argument 10,000 times
>"fuck guys I'm kind of just getting tired of this endless leftist shilling"
>"HA I KNEW YOU WERE JUST LIKE THE SJWS BET YOU WON'T EVEN ARGUE AGAINST ME JUST LIKE YOUR MEME GUY STEPHAN HA!! NON ARGUMENT!!!

you guys really pounce when we give you an ounce of wiggle room, huh?

>>6699613
>>6699613
>>6699613

>>6699611

why do you think its any different on my end?

its just that I either dont bother posting at all if i dont feel like engaging, or make a decent stab at an actual argument.

you are just lazy and unable to control your impulses so you have to post copypasted irrelevant wank.

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>>6699592
>poor post-processing

>>6699643
>>6699643
>>6699643