Gaygen, roll a trip edition

>>6693304

>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

>this thread again

I bestow my paranormal, higher-ordered, blessings on this thread.

It's possible I'll have sex tomorrow with a qt I met on Grindr.
I really hope it's not a one time thing, I've never had sex with a stranger before.
I could use a friend, I hope he likes me enough to be friends with benefits...

>>6693326

Make sure to use a condom

>>6693304
They're all too ugly for me desu, I'm a 9/10 myself so I cannot go for anything even slightly less.

>>6693282 #
That's essentially as far as I get too, in using the "silent duck" method as posted earlier. Even that feels decent though.

>>6693290 #
Post where so I can begin the raping. I have no work tomorrow, so I will rapr you this evening, if that's fine with you.

>>6693291 #
I'm mainly attracted to rotating bolt locking systems, small, flat locks are just boring to me. I'm a size queen.

Does your own voice scare you man? Shit. I didn't realise it was like that :/

Perhaps the first steps you could take would just be to utter a few words every so often, that must be such an odd experience man, to find your own voice alien. Do you ever think to yourself in your own voice then?

>>6693304
they are all extremly ugly...

and im here with this filth?

>>6693337
don't shame people like that
it's his life, he can *choose* not to use a condom

>>6693326
Expect it to be a one time thing. Friends from Grindr are possible but they're exception, not the norm. It doesn't hurt to try though.

>>6693337

This. Be smart and have fun, anon.

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>>6693349

>>6693366
t. tripfag

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>>6693340
I've got nothing better to do, might as well molest a qt that thinks he can rape me. Come find me bent over the tyne bridge in a couple of hours~

>>6693363
Leave clown alone! Do you bully others this way?

when did I become non-white

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>>6693349
Post a pic of you.

>>6693401
Just now. Get punked.

>>6693401
When did you become mexiclean?

>>6693410

>you will never motorboat that ass

>>6693401
When did you start to believe you were ever white?

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>>6693304
>8
>senpai
>actually Mexiclean

>>6693363
Naw, I'd never do that to him. Besides, even if you find everything out it won't change anything, nobody will go there and throw eggs at his window or anything.

I will rape zombii later though.

>>6693378
Alright, I'll see you at 1:30, don't flake on me, its a lot of effort.

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>>6693415
>mexiclean
we do not speak of him here

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>>6693410
here

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>>6693443

>>6693432

It makes since that he lives out in the country, which is why he is so sheltered.

tripfags a summary

1.KR- ugly attentionwhore i have filtered
2.RUgby- pedophile swedefucker who's a washed up normie britfag
3.irish anon- reminds me of ian mckellan from trainspotting except hes irish and even more of a manic depressive neet loser
circe-eww
kleppe- pretty cool dude needs some more erp in his life
sp-balding faggot who can never handle the fact that hes a lonely balding faggot with nothing to his name, also closet furry who hasnt even gotten a high school degree
jupp-dead inside
mexiclean-autistic spic normie hits on random fem looking 14 year olds on canton sightseeing pages
aced- autistic furry whos been browsing 4chan since he was like 9 years old has been on gaygen since he was 16, super autistic but hes grown up to be kind of qt, also had some stint with cocaine iirc
army- lonely faggot whos abusive needs to bel eft alone 2 rot
grinch- straight man poo XDDD
hitler- lonely drug abused ftm who trolls around looking for young tranny boys to fuck and dump like the little cockslut fuhreh that he is he should really consider oding on heroin or some shit, has trashy zelda tattoo and is an alien
clownshoes- cant remove exif data what a fucking idiot lmao

>>6693432
Someone egged my window at university once. Because the window was open in the middle of the night while I was playing muh videogames and they were assholes. Birds woke me up pecking at the window. Bad times.

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>>6693488
trip on grinch

>>6693488
actually, this makes me think: just how many of the trips actually have completed higher education?

>>6693502
Did you see their faces? What is their name? Where do they live?

I'm gonna find them

>>6693437
whatever happened to him?
he never spoke to me again and idt he ever came back here i wonder if he's dead

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why does UK have these?

They're only around as a historical art piece and no longer function?

>>6693488
I agree.

>>6693502
You should have thrown eggs at the birds after in revenge.

>>6693519
from that list i think only aced and rugby are even in higher education, IK circe has some shit degree from some for profit or something too.

>>6693524

in London they got converted to free Wifi points, and the tourists like em so w/e

plus theoretically it is nice to know that if my phone gets stolen i can still call the police, although 99% of them dont work as phones nowadays

>>6693524
They're phone booths, dumpass.

>>6693522
No, I just shut my window and the curtains like a cowardly lion and went back to killing the undead.

>>6693525
Egg-based violence against birds solves nothing. Haven't you ever *read* the bible?

>>6693524
They were bought by the Thornill Corporation a few years ago, no one really understands why they keep them around though.

>>6693502

>failed college because addiction to videogames

>>6693524
I think they still work actually, I've not seen one for some time however. They're always covered on the inside with escort service flyers.

>>6693531

rugby flunked his exams and got in to university through clearing, idk if that counts

clownshoes is a fuckin egghead nerd though, hes super smart

>>6693524

reminds me of Bill & Ted's excellent adventure. Anyone remember that movie?

>>6693538

that one is right outside of clownshoes house, which is why I snapped a photo of it

>>6693543
Natch.

>>6693547

Kill yourself.

rugby is hottest trip

>>6693519

I'll be getting a bachelor's in chemistry soon.

are there any good lgbt flicks on netflix?

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hey KingRice I've got Castles out the wazoo where I am but with my oft mentioned and ever spiralling crack and heroin addiction I wouldn't be the best tour guide(I'm almost at the point of sucking cocks for rocks/ selling a shag for a £20 bag)

hopefully Im gonna for the last time buy a gram a piece of white and brown then stop and get straight for college in Sept.

>>6693534
Only the final section when I was like fourteen because of a theory that the whole plotline of Halo was based off it. Very accurate theory actually.

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>clownshoes walking back from the store

>>6693519
>>6693531
>>6693541
>>6693554
why are the trips here so undereducated, in general, with only a few exceptions?
actually, a beef: why the fuck are there so few gays in stem???????????? why do 99% of them go to fucking humanities courses?

>tfw no cute stem bf

>>6693543
STATIOOOOOOON

>>6693556

>lgbt flicks
>good

No sorry

wouldn't it be hot if you had a stalker who was watching what you were doing right now? and they knew everything about you already?

>>6693570
Because anyone with decent education continues to follow that path, lands a job in the field and then has a wonderful life.

No time for being a loser on here if you have a decent life.

>>6693559
I don't think you'll be a le to quit very easily anon, it seems like you're pretty severely into it now. Besides, you're intravenously taking the two most addictive substances you can.

If, however, you're not dead in a few months I'd certainly like a tour of the castles. Scotland seems like it would be a beautiful country, I've heard it's rather rough in the main cities though?

>>6693582
i literally just farted

>>6693562
Nice.

Incidentally, have you ever seen Blade Runner?

>>6693573
Wyld Stallyns!

>>6693570

literally every gay guy ive talked to IRL studies STEM, and 90% of the guys here who are in uni study STEM too

do you pull all of your opinions out of your ass or is that one special?

>>6693577

Brokeback mountain is a classic. Probably because its a drama first, gay flick second.

>>6693586
Yeah, it was a weird film but I never gave it a good go when I was younger. Probably need to give it another watch really.

I've read the book though, the original, and I have read some of the later books too. That was great.

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>>6693585

you look like you fart a lot

>>6693596
Me and zombii were going to watch it. We could all watch together and have a party if you plan on staying up.

>>6693601
i really am a gassy bitch

>>6693587
I was talking about guys in the real world, not on the internet (especially on fucking 4chan).

I'm not pulling this opinion out of my ass, I'll go for weeks without meeting a stem gay on grindr but a few dozen guys in all kinds of humanities or art degrees.

>>6693603

sorry I only watch movies and party with people I can actually see

not into imaginary clownfriends

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how fab are you?

>>6693626
that's literally the face I'm pulling on my grindr photo

>>6693635
let's see it then

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How's my outfit look?

>>6693587

BM sucked desu

It was way too hetero with a huge focus on sex with women and women's naked bodies

>>6693653
gay and tacky

>>6693642
like hell I'm posting my pic on here

>>6693653
why is the shirt ripped

>>6693653
everything has to go

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>>6693607
you're opinions are anecdotal at best, you have inconclusive personal evidence and a basis on small groups of scum (grindrlets), which in turn makes you incapable of finding patrician men.

>>6693653
would let you stick your red bulbous carrot in my extra-large 20% off pencil sharpener

yes hello where do I apply to be a tripfag like all these other cool guys

>>6693687

Gotta have a 4chan gold account

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>>6693663
for maximum gayness

>>6693667
that's what the thrift store said

>>6693677
I'm a bottom

>>6693697
disgusting

>>6693692
aw dangit I was saving up all my bitcoins to fund the Autoblow 2 Kickstarter

>>6693697
adorable

>>6693697
thought-provoking

>>6693697

>no bf to paint his back white if you know what I mean

>>6693697
yes but would you stick your slightly malformed root vegetable in my mechanical sharpening tool originally intended for writing utensils that i got for 20% off

>>6693727
I get ya. I see where you're going with that one.

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>>6693743

maybe

>>6693762
damn daddy

more photos of that guy:
https://www.instagram.com/_openyoureyes/

He use to be an olympic gymnast.

>>6693603
I would but I'm in bed now, besides I'd have it too loud and wake everyone else up.

Maybe another day though, my work rota is really sporadic but I may be free some time this week. Trouble is whenever I am people have already asked me to go out.

>>6693583

quitting won't be easy but I'm going to try to at least reduce and get my use under control

they are to too most addictive substances and injected together they are even more addictive. When I was only shooting H I was very careful, only injected once or twice a day two days a week on a strict schedule but then I started speedballing I was slamming 4+ times a day and my schedule when up in smoke in an orgy of dopamine

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>tfw still leaking my boyfriends cum

I should try to keep it in me until I absorb it all ;3

>>6693787
>watching a movie with zombii, KR and clownshoes
Sounds comfy desu.

>>6693787
Stop having a life.

Guess it doesn't matter though. Zombii hasn't responded in an hour anyway.

And I just lost my game to bullshit.

Things just took a turn huh. Really makes you hate everyone.

urgh. Just recovering my weekend long bender and I can't deal with work tomorrow

>>6693807
does it make you feel like a big man?

>>6693811

>no paw mug

>>6693819

stop basing your life around games
change CHANGE CHANGE
CHANGE change CHANGE
shake it up shake it up shake it up
do something different than yesterday
you're caught in a cycle
and the wheel keeps going
round n' round
round n' round
round n' round
jump ship

>>6693854
Zombii

>>6693848

We cannot know his legendary head
with eyes like ripening fruit. And yet his torso
is still suffused with brilliance from inside,
like a lamp, in which his gaze, now turned to low,

gleams in all its power. Otherwise
the curved breast could not dazzle you so, nor could
a smile run through the placid hips and thighs
to that dark center where procreation flared.

Otherwise this stone would seem defaced
beneath the translucent cascade of the shoulders
and would not glisten like a wild beast’s fur:

would not, from all the borders of itself,
burst like a star: for here there is no place
that does not see you. You must change your life.

>>6693854
Donald Trump.
What an attention whore.

>>6693854
All of them

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>tfw no qt ftm bf
Why even live?

>>6693884

>you will never breed his hot literal boypussy raw while whispering in his ear about how you're gonna fuck a baby into him

>>6693831

what do you mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjJn9wKz08g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ypig8RiPw


Everytime I try to ignore Jesus's messages and try to go about living a happy gay unreligious life dedicated to my own selfish desires and pride. I always get called back to repent and pray. Why is this?

Are you saved /gaygen/ or are you hellbound?

Has anyone here ever had an army bf? Do they have to travel a lot?

I'm talking to an army qt, he doesn't get to talk much because he's busy in another country right now and it sucks, but he's so cute, sweet and seems to be genuinely interested in me, which never happens.

>>6694088

i dated an air force officer guy briefly.

but for me personally being a grunt is a yellow flag - the lower ranks of the army are generally reserved either for nutcases or people who have fucked up their lives in some way and are trying to "restart"

not really ideal relationship material there imo

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>watch os men's weightlifting
>only monkeys, chinks and shitskins there

>>6694110
I know he's in the Army because he wanted a good direction in his life, his reasons are not his fault.

Besides, I'm not boyfriend material myself.

The only thing that worries me is if we did become something more, that he'd be traveling too much and we wouldn't get to see each other much.

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>>6694152

>watch a global sports competition
>surprised nonlocals are the majority

you arent overburdened with intelligence, are you?

>>6694219
But there have only been like 2-3 white guys on so far, what a waste of time

>>6694219
I think he means the fact white countries have loads of non-whites in their team.

Is there any reason to watch the Olympics besides perving on people though?

>>6694239
stupid question from a stupid tripfag

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>>6694239

depends

i like seeing someone do something and realising that, out of the 7 billion living souls and 30+ billion dead ones, I am witnessing one of the top 10 athletic performances in human history thus far

its cool how the times just get faster - the current US under 14 champion for the 100m could ha9ve won gold in the 1896 olympics, for example

but if you dont feel that way then its probably not that interesting

>>6694224

asian oly lifters are hot, dude

>>6694278
mongols can't be hot

>>6693999

>there are people itt who think trannies should be respected when they do things like this

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>>6694298

wrong again
mongols are CUTE

>>6694278
I mean, it's pretty cool how great they all are at stuff, but it doesn't seem too entertaining to spend a lot of time watching.

Maybe I just don't like how much time is spent on the commentators time-filling and footage of people stretching. Where's the action at.

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>>6694306
>anon saved my webm
:3

>>6694307

oh, i guess it depends on how busy/patient you are

i have a pretty high tolerance for faffing around, so it doesnt bother me. I went to the London 2012 olympics irl, and it was like 95% queuing, waiting, and watching people in baseball caps set things up - there is only so much the BBC can do to make things look more interesting

>>6694306
>>6694313
I physically need them inside me
I /need/ them

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>>6694327
Whoa that sounds gay anon! Turks don't like gays.

>>6694331
I refuse to believe turkish oil wrestling is not some sort of parody

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>>6694327
I need this lad inside of me desu.

>>6694331
>>6694313
>>6694306
Where do I get a qt Turk bf?

>>6694357
I'd rather the oily Turks desu.

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>>6694379
I'm sure there will be many roach refugees with the failed coup up for taking

Have: EU citizenship
Want: qt turkish bf to fucc & succ

please reply

>>6694398
no takes, so I'm changing my offer:

Want: qt turkish bf to be fucc by & succ

pls turkbros

>>6694505
but you're not a turk, you're a UKrainian

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>>6694397
So Turks are like mexicans but 10x hotter?

>>6694564
Does the average Turk look good though?
I don't think I've ever seen a Turk here in the US.

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>>6694598

>>6694613
who is the one on the left supposed to be?

>>6694625

Donte

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Olympics Oil Wrestling when?
>>6694564
basically

>>6694613
you in danger girl

Were some posts deleted?

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Has anyone else noticed that this summer is even worse than usual for this board? Like every single thread has an obvious troll and/or pol tard innit, and even worse, people are taking even the weakest baits out there. Summer 4chan is never fun, but this one seems worse than previous ones, and i've been browsing /lgbt/ for a while.

>>6694631
what are they doing when they're putting their hands down each others pants
like I get the homosexual subtext but what is that actually supposed to be

>>6694812
With the exception of a certain someone shitposting into overtime, and ban evading about 40 times a day, it hasn't been that bad.

>>6694826
It's a shame.

Should I just settle for an internet bf?
What are the pros and cons of an internet bf?

>>6694823
they're grabbing their pockets to get a better grip

>>6694902
Not much in the pros department. Quite a lot of cons.

>>6694908
makes sense

>try to find a bf on /r9k/ by adding someone on skype
>get told to go back to beanerland
welp

>>6695038
I mean, trying to find a boyfriend like that you're going to have to go through a lot of terrible wastes of time before you meet anyone even vaguely worthwhile though, right?

>>6695059
I guess so.
I thought it would be easier to talk to someone from this site than people on dating sites though.

>breaks up with gf
>starts messaging me again

uhm, nope
not this time

#notyoursecondchoice

Senpai is Asian.
psychic anon lef this plane of existence yesterday evening.
Wiz is tranny
Buttslut's gf has a small dick

>>6695117
I imagine there's a higher concentration of assholes and crazies here. Either way you're gonna go through trials and tribulations looking for someone online. Not necessarily a bad idea though, you just have to have the patience to deal with all the idiots.

>>6695139
I, of course, believe it. Gaygen thread is my primary newsource. What else happens?

>>6695139
rip gay psychic

>>6693304
Senpai looks like sp's twin so creepy

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This guy winks at you in the gym lockeroom.

What do you do gg?

>>6695181
I tell him the newest gaygen gossip, giggle and run away.

>>6695181
are those ab implants?

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>>6695163
>Comparing Mexicunt to my beloved ESSPEE
Kill yourself, skank.

>>6695181
mayb

>>6695181

Eat his sweaty ass right there

>>6695229
>not making him eat your sweaty ass instead
pussy

>>6695245
>sweating

>>6695229
look up marco rubi x Adam champ and enjoy bb

>>6695245

He's getting the sweaty balls god

Anybody looking at him can tell he loves walking around with the scent of hot crotch in his beard

>>6695253
>not loving the scent of hot ass in your beard
he's basically straight and not worth the time then

>>6695206
Jupp is best canadian and you'll never get his waifu

>>6695249

>he powerbottoms

Im in love

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>>6695261
Too bad I've already colonized his waifu.

>>6695261

I am the best canadian and jupp is NOT EVEN CANADIAN YOU STUPID WHORE

Just because he's had a little canadian in him doesn't make him one of us

>>6695282
I thought that was how Canadianism worked though. Like zombies. You get infected and then you start craving poutine.

>>6694831
can i be your new trans gf

>>6695279
That's some dedication to a man you'll never have

>>6695282
>twink
>best canadian
Jupp > SP > others >>>>>>>>> (((you)))

>>6695303
>senpai
>twink
the term is femboi you fucking bigot

>>6695295
cravin the boypusstine

Yknow what

Women are hot

>tfw no masculine drag queen bf to get sickening with

>>6695321
yas qorl yas

>>6695312
I think it's made of french fries and cheese actually.

>>6695303

Fight me

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>>6695323
Everybody get a load of this butch queen.

>>6695339
*paints on a glitter beard* I Am Both Unique And Inventive

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>>6695339

CACKLING

DRAG HA

>>6695336
I'll fight your bussy with my cock <3

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>>6695350
Me @ u : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcMdNLe5xzo

>>6695373
*snaps fingers in a z formation

>>6695370

Come at me you little bitch ass ho

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>>6695373

>>6695401
Don't you mean, cum in you?

>>6695314
what bear thread >.>

>>6695369
SENPAI PLS

>>6695411

No I mean I'm gonna put you in a skirt and pair of panties and make you feel like a thai ladyboy after a weekend being passed around by fratboy tourists

>>6695422
So mad wittle nekoboi.
Don't worry I'll calm you down with some vitamin D. <3

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>>6695439

>neko

Legit offended desu

I am a werewolf boyfriend thank you very much

>>6695450
oh boy
you caught me
>now you better rape me or i'm gonna be very disappointed

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what bit me? im sCared

>>6695444
>the werewolf bf in dirty paws was a bottom just like senpai

It's okay werenekopai

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>>6695483

Um he was clearly a switch top and his bf was a powerbottom which is why bf was so caring and motherly

>>6695488
Thanks for backing up my point senbae that pic clearly shows that he's a werenekopup bf
Just like you will be <3

>>6695466
i bring many things, including self-hate
why use a knife when i can use my tongue to worship your beautiful shaft

>>6695487
i can't post a pic here bby
i'm too suicidal

>>6695503

Look bitch these are my autistic fantasies you can keep your nekononsense out of here

>>6695510
fucking hell
do you hate your penis

>>6695515
tranny in /gaygen/
probably not a good idea

>>6695511
So mad Mr. Werepup

>>6695521

That's Mr. Werepup to yooh you actually said that

well carry on then

>>6695536
Who's a good mr.werepup?
(((You))) are!!

>>6695523
not here senpai
maybe through kik (;

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>>6695539

>>6695543
>:(

>>6694219
Competitive weight lifting is the dumbest thing ever.

>>6695557
y r u soooo mean

>>6695551
Good Mr. Werepup.
Who like his tumtum rubbed?

Is there someone in your life right now that makes you go full blown autist?
>I managed not to spill my spaghetti while talking to him today.
Too bad he's probably straight, I want him to do more than put his hand on my shoulder whenever he talks to me.

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>>6695578
>Is there someone in your life right now
No.

>>6695564

I do of course

>>6695578

There is nothing that doesnt make me go full autism

>>6695583
THEN COME TO AMERICA AND FUCK ME

>>6695584
Jupp is jet packing sp right now after giving him a cream pie.

How do you feel about this?

>>6695602
what part of america you in boi
west side here

and i'm so thirsty cause i never had a drink
>tempvirgin here

>>6695602
I thought everyone was thirsty. Real thirsty. Real. Thirsty.

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>>6695602
ty

>>6695601
Furious. I didn't give Juppy permission to leave his cuck shed.

>>6695621
of courssse ddadddy

>>6695652
you want teh tranny dikk?

>>6695654
dddddelicioussss

>i wish i was ERPing with maki
>he's fucken hot

>20 year old gay guy
>54 year old messages me on OKC and asks if I like traveling

On a scale of 1-10 how bad of an idea is responding

>>6695691
JUST FUck me NooWWWWW

i want you to squash my head like a melon between your MASSIVE thighs

>>6695674
I'll put flowers on your grave.

>>6695578
>probably
?

>>6695674

RIP in pieces buddy

>>6695691
I JUst realize the angle of that pic

>>6695716
IT'S LIKE YOU WANT ME TO want YOU But then you reject me ;;;;(((((((((

>>6695734
but I Want LOVEEE TOo
love me daddyy

>>6695756
FUCKKK
DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6695717
I mean, I don't know if he is or not, I've only known him for like a month. But as far as I know, assume hetero until proven homo.

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>>6695691

>>6695823
DON'T YOU IGNORE ME

>if i could get my hands on your thighs, i would never let go

>>6695838
that's what happens when suicide is on the mind desu ;)))

>>6695856
but cutting hurts :((
i think i'll just skip straight to the 'ending my life' part

>>6695886
hnngnh
you first ;)

i don't want my kik to get spammed by chasers

>>6695911
FINEE

>kik is throwmealife11111

www.myvidster.com/video/71996549/Exhibeartionist_Dudetube

What do you think? Too hairy?

>>6696026
Normie Americans go to bed nice and early.

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I have a problem I've just realized from an epiphany. Let me sum it up:

Last time I actually felt the feeling of love was over 4 years ago, at the beginning of a relationship that ended of course. After, I never could feel a crush on someone anymore. Right now I've been seeing this guy for about a month, and things are going great, but some part of me is stopping me from getting too attached to him, and feeling too much. I really like him, but I feel something holding me back. How do I let myself love someone again? I know there isn't a simple answer to this, but any thoughts would help.

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July is overrr!

rolling for 2

>>6696206
>6
SP is still gud, but he's too nice
i'd rather have an abusive bf like rugby

>>6696311
y-yes please dyaddy

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so i downloaded a dating app, basically gay tinder. the app tells you if someone swiped "like" on you. so far, literally hundreds of people have "liked" me (been about a month and a half, over 400 now)

do i take this with a grain of salt or do people actually like me? (if it matters, i'm not completely unattractive)

>>6696341
Probably means your pics are good anyway.

>>6696341
Gays are thirsty as fuck. Even an uggo can get several messages on those things, especially if they fill a particular niche.

how do I acquire a /pol/ abusive bf that is under 35 years old

>>6696490
make a thread on there and ask them

>>6696490
Cartman 5.0 on mtfg assuming you're that tranny.

>>6696499
I'm not a tranny but I would become one if the faggot paid for it and did a blood vow for eternal love.

>>6696495
The only time I talked without someone from 4chan outside of 4chan in a romantic sense he tried baiting me into buying a plane ticket and when I wouldn't bite he started calling me a faggot and saying he was just tricking me or some shit. Which earlier in our email exchanges I had already said if that was his intention he wasn't doing a very good job. Then he made a post about it on r9k that got 2 replies and 404'd.

>>6696490
meth

>>6696258
maki, you really need to see a therapist

>>6696515
I've gotten people asking me for my skype and shit on this website & I've never given it out cause I always assumed that kind of thing would happen. guess I assumed right.

>Tfw Western Ausfag

What am I even mean to do? Everyone on grindr near me is 50+

I still dont know how to meet gay guys (outside of dating/hookup apps)

>>6696547
do what I do, run along the street screaming "hey, any big dick faggots in this town wanna get their dick sucked??"

five minutes of this and I usually get a sizable crowd of boys chasing after me. works every time

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>>6696538
>>6696538
>Everyone on grindr near me is 50+
Look on the bright side, at least they're not from Sydney or Melbourne.

>>6696538
cant u filter by age
casual

>>6696547
hanky code

>>6696574
Yeah anon, let me just filter by age so I can date all these Americans

;-;

>>6696579
is australia really that close to america

How do you guys approach stuff like Grindr and that? I'm new (curious) to all this stuff and I am a little timid and nervous, all the guys in my locality are impatient and don't like messaging other than organising where to meet. Also, if I'm going to be having casual sex, how do I make sure I don't get the hiv or anything like that? I mean of course there's condoms but is there anything else outside of that and abstinence?

I want to kill people

>>6696617
Disgression is pretty helpful. If they sound and look like trouble it's probably best not to meet with them, or give out personal information or anything. Plus meeting in public places, getting to know them and so on.

>>6696579
Just grow wings, dude. Like, wings though. Grow em. Or you could move I guess. Or meet someone long-distance and then reel them in with promises of lollipops and candy, and it's all free today. Then you get out your big net, see, and then you're set.

>>6696532
Just remember that most of what anyone tells you online is going to be lies and you're set to do whatever you want really.

>>6693519
>>6693531
I'm in university

>>6693519
i wasn't listed, but i have a bachelor's degree and love bragging about it

seriously regretting being /femgen/ rn

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>>6695186
>>6695190
>>6695212
>>6695229
>>6695272

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>>6693531
I am. Pretty sure Juppy's parents are putting him through something at the ripe age of 36.
Shitler starts his Gender-Coordination Science™ degree in a couple of weeks.
I allow SP to work, but not engage in further academic pursuits as I don't believe women should be allowed in higher education.

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>>6696778
http://imgur.com/a/KqWQ9

>>6696783
"tummy"

>>6696794
*gut

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>>6696783
>>6696794
>>6696801
Back the FUCK off!!!!

>>6696804
>those arms

jesus

>>6696642
Anyone in particular?

>>6696794
Need more skellybellymakemejelly tbhwuqt

>>6696813
1. Stop enabling him he'll do it. 2 it's his imaginary lesbian gf.

>>6696783
DELETE THIS

>>6696642
clownshoes......

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>>6696863

>>6696656
That's fair. WIth that considered, Where's the best place to meet people in your opinion?