Gay General - Bananas Edition

>>6687752
I want to fuck a dog (be topped by one)

>>6687768
We're off to a good start. Classic.

tfw no knotted cock

>tfw you try to have a nice conversation with someone and accidentally spark 2 hours of shittalking and bullying

oops

>>6687887
>Talk to crush
>Accidentally convert them to islam

This happens wayyy too much

>>6687887
>>6687900
me

i want an olympian bf

>>6687752
did someone say bananas?
http://filhole.tumblr.com/post/147728769966/whos-hungry

>>6687768
>tfw no dog dicked bf

>>6687996
why are we like this

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What games have you friends been playing lately?

>>6688060
Dragons dogma. Grigori is my waifu and mine alone.

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>>6688060
Pokemon Crystal, Odin Sphere and FFVII.

>>6688060
Hearthstone, Grim Dawn, Heroes3, beating off, Dishonoured, Starbound. Busy busy.

>>6687996
>http://filhole.tumblr.com/post/147728769966/whos-hungry
So this is gay cultural cuisine

A third consecutive week of chickening out last minute going to gay bar.

At least I'm in equally pathetic company

>>6688080
dishonored is so fucking good

>>6688108
speak for yourself
I actually went out

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>>6688135
Did u tho?

>>6688135
Look at this fucking prostitute

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>>6688068
Abandon all delusions of control.

He saved the game tbqhfamalam.
>>6688060
FO4 right now. L4D2 when my buddy wants to play. Haven't been playing Dragons dogma much at all since I'm too OP. Overwatch has been getting dusty too.

>>6688060
heroes of the storm

>>6688142
he goes to taco bell like 4 times a week. of course hes been outside.

>>6688060
smite.......

>>6688092
*kisses his fingers like an italiano cheferoni*

>>6688108
speak for yourself, i've hit da clurbs
but really, i know it's scary your first time, but you've just gotta grab your sack and do it
take all the time you need, but eventually when you do finally go in, you'll feel better

>>6688144
look at this faggot
he does it for free

>>6688142
yes
saw a movie then got drinks

>>6688163
three times max, tyvm

>>6688108
We'll be together forever.

>>6688133
I dunno, it's pretty good.

>>6688158
Dark Carnival is the best campaign. Prove me wrong, you won't.

>>6688060
Overwatch™ and World of Warcraft: Legion™

:3

>>6688060

Overwatch, emulated games such as the Metroid Prime series

>>6688175

>tfw none of my friends want to play Smite anymore

>>6688158
>FO4 right now
I assume you got it from the sale that's currently going on?

>>6688163
tbqh wasn't expecting heroes of the storm to be fun but it is, just as long as you don't try to treat it as hardcore as the likes of dota 2

>>6688192
Don't forget to order some lootboxes while enjoying some fun Lucioball in the biggest game this year®

I've come to the conclusion that I cannot be friends with normies.
They don't like me, I'm not enough for them.
Where do I go from here?

>>6688060
video games are for children you manchild

>>6688206
I unironically bought a few lootcrates because I wanted the slutty white Widowmaker skin even though I don't play her.

>>6687752
>bf has a small banana

Is this god's way of telling me I should go for an open relationship?

>>6688220
The ballerina-inspired one? I think I got the hideous green recolor of that one. The ones with the coat look much nicer imo

>>6688226
yeh

>>6688213
shoot up some schools to prove you're actually not a normie

>>6688220

>tfw just want the only good new Lucio legendaries

>>6688203
it is so frustrating, i lose constantly
but i can't stop

>>6688192
i keep hearing from my friend how gr8 legion is and he wants me to start playing again
his roommate works at blizzard and gets a bunch of like $10 preorder bundles to sell and he said i could get one of those, so i guess i'll get sucked back into it

>>6688175
>smite.......
the only thing going for that game is how fun aphro is

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>>6688206
You assume correct. I bought it when it first came our, but my laptop couldn't run it, so I refunded. Now that I have something beefy I can play it. Was cool that it was on sale.
>>6688233
>>6688220
>no Reinhardt wreslting skin

Sadness.

>>6688236

I'm pretty good at Smite, but I pretty much only play Guardian or Warrior, bruiser guardians especially. I'm a beast Xing Tian.

>>6688247

Shoulda just pirated it, I expected nothing from Fallout 4 yet was still disappointed.

>>6688206
its not as similar to other mobas as it initially seemed, which helped me get into it more. i also appreciate the lack of a laning meta.
i mainly play abathur, zagara, rehgar, and tyrael. i try to avoid assassin picks but i can play etc/anub as tanks tyr is banned/taken, and tyrande and tassador (lol) as supports.

>>6688226

lil pps are cute tho

desu i kind of wish mine were smaller so it could be all cute

>>6688203

Also trying to fix my ipod classic, the charge port is fucked in some way and I need to find some workaround to get it to at least charge.

>>6688246
she was the first one i ever played and i hated her so much
my most played are apollo and xing tian

>>6688247
o fuk

>>6688254
the only games i consistently win are when i play xing tian in joust
he's my fave, i just got a cute skin for him earlier
also stop stealing my aesthetic

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>>6688247
>tfw no SP skin

>>6688247

I'm reinhard if you know what i mean

>>6688261
yeah so much of what i hate in mobas is pretty much non existent in heroes, makes it much more enjoyable

>>6688269
the sound apollos autos make is pretty hypnotic 2bh

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>a couple of weeks ago found a homeless guy on Grindr, he was seeking for a place to sleep
>he was kicked out of his home when he turned 18 and has been living in the streets and several places since then
>he stays longer, I feed him, we have sex, he helps to clean and cook, much like a real couple
>today he thanked me for everything and left
What did I do wrong

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>>6688231
The coat one is shit desu

>>6688233
I think I have all of them.

>>6688236
I really like what they've done for ret paladins. Made it way more melee focused so it's more fun to play. I main fury warrior so I'm happy with doing max dps with 4 abilities. It seems like its going to be a meh/10 expansion but I'll play for a month or 2 after launch then stop.

r8 transmog ;3

>>6688265
nothin a cage can't fix :')

>>6688297
i really like playing him, i usually just arena with him
but lately i've been doing really terrible
i think i need to rethink my build order or something

>>6688303
my main is an affliction warlock and i'm really nervous about the stuff i'm hearing
they're apparently shifting the focus even more toward dots an taking away drain soul's amp effect which sounds... really boring...
i did they're making the transmog system gw2 basically which is a fucking great idea

>>6688297
my biggest complaint are the unimaginative supports
i hate playing lt morales, brightwing, li li or malfurion because it really feels like a semi-decent bot could usually replace my contributions.

>>6688302
you did quite a bit of things wrong.

>>6688312
just roll a mage desu

>>6688318
barf
i need my edgelord aesthetics

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>>6688254
I'm getting my moneys worth. How many hours did you play?
>>6688277
Das creepy Kleppe
>>6688287
Oh I know what you mean.

>>6688344

I played about 60, though the last 20 wasn't very entertaining. It's fun initially, but everything about the game seemed so half-assed.

>>6688367
>everything about the game seemed so half-assed
Such as?

I've noticed some silly bugs like Prestons gun disappearing and he's holding nothing. Granted I'm not too far into the game, but everything looks pretty alright. Beautiful in Ultra settings. Getting power armor right off the bat is a bit OP. Seems alright for Survival mode though.

>>6688414
The storyline is garbage, there are lore plot holes all over the place, the perks are boring as shit, the quests are dull and forgettable, no role playing allowed, and every single faction is shit because Bethesdas method of balancing out writing is to make it all rubbish

>>6688414

The main story felt poorly written, I didn't find it entertaining at all and it didn't really have a lot of logic. The major factions all kind of suck, I mean the Institute is pretty much evil for what reason? The dialogue was awful, the mass effect system was a terrible idea, there were hardly ever any meaningful choices presented to the player, that and having a voiced protagonist with an established background limited roleplaying, especially given limited options with factions and such. Maybe 2 or 3 quests were memorable, the rest felt incredibly lackluster and there was too much reliance on radiant quests. Settlement building felt severely lacking and had a pretty clunky navigation system. Gun modification is pretty much just filler then best mod. The perk system had a lot of useless perks and the vast majority of the perks are % increases to something. Dungeons feel very samey after doing about a dozen, 95% of them have either Supermutant, raider, or ghouls as their population and that's about it. The world was pretty, but felt very lifeless. The game also has the standard Bethesda bugs, this really shouldn't still be an issue.

I'm sure I could find other points, but the game felt like they put the minimum effort in and said let modders do the rest. Also, the season pass is a rip-off and there's the shitstorm involving console mods and Bethesda's poor management of the situation.

>>6688473

Also the game was too easy even on the highest difficulty, I never tried the new survival difficulty, but it sounded like it was more tedious than hard.

>>6688484
>>6688473

Also, it may be a satirical review, but I think it does a good job of pointing out FO4's flaws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVQ9KaPxRI

>>6688302
nothing, its life

he is a transient, he is gonna transi... fuck theres no word for that, he is gonna move when he wants to, thats his thing

We shitting on Fallout 4? It was pretty fun, but the story and characters and crap were so freaking loosely put together. Really ruined the dealio. Plus all the guns sucked and there wasn't much enemy or area diversity.

>>6688302

uhh you literally took advantage of a poor homeless kid and turned him into your sex slave

>>6688512

Pretty much, now I won't lie, I did have fun with Fallout 4 mainly because melee build was retard levels of overpowered, but the game just shows how shitty Bethesda is getting, I wasn't exactly fond of Skyrim either.

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>2 days until freedom

is 27 too old to turn gay

>>6688546
It's 9 years too late to be a twink

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>>6688546

>>6688929
gross. blocked.

>>6688546
I repressed until like 25 so you're good.

>>6687752
>bf constantly needs assurance that I'm fine with his cute little banana
>all I want is to put it in a cage and make him wear panties

Soon.

>>6688963
Mostly I just wanted to post that gif.

Incredibles was pretty cool.

>>6688984
And when they're posting in the threads the threads are dead. It's a paradox.

I want to kill myself because the physical body is too limiting

I'm serious

>>6688984
spooky

>>6689036
i said blocked.

>>6689048
maki responds to his own bait tho

>>6689079
trip on, gay psychic and/or christposter

>>6689079
being dead is even more limiting

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>>6689079
are you one of them there "transhumanists" because you can take your deus ex and ghost in the shells and git out

>>6689088
Not them
>>6689094
Explain how
>>6689102
Don't want that, just wanna go to sleep and not wake up
Idk how to articulate it fully, it kinda feels like I've been living my entire life waiting to die since childhood and I'm not really sure I can change

>>6689130
you could be, considering you don't understand the concept of a joke

>>6689135
I knew it was a joke; it just wasn't funny

Have any of you guys approached working guys before?
>Was at the grocery store a few weeks ago
>there was this cute guy (somewhere around my age 20 or so I'm guessing) shadowing some other guy
>We made eye contact and he made that eye signal
>I wanted to chat him up but I didn't wanna get him in trouble
Any idea what I can do?

fucking jesus how in the world did i become friends with two guys who are so different from me? seriously no idea how this even happened
i'm a weird-looking introverted virgin faggot and they're hot extroverted incredibly sexually-active straight men

shit doesn't make sense
it's better than being alone 24/7 but idk i'm not happy with this

>>6689368

get them to turn you into their faggot cumdump desu

>>6689158
the joke wasn't for you

>>6689259
no

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i had my first gr8 dicking and now im literally craving for one in my ass
is this what degeneracy feels like

>>6689435
they make jokes about it and so do it
like tonight they said they were going to rape me and i was like it's not rape if it's consensual tbqh imho and they were like daaamn

I'm pulling an all-nigher

ask me anything

>>6689518
How big is your dick though?

>>6689459

time to get them drunk and show them your pink boypucci tbqh

>>6689518
dick size?

>>6689530
In what units and length or girth?

>>6689518

hey so am i

im doing it to play videogames, wbu?

Oh right, I changed that tripcode. Well whatever.

>>6689534
Check out this question stealer, stealing questions.

>>6689538
Whichever you want, babe.

>>6689534
>>6689546
about 6.5'' in length and the same in circumference

>>6689542
doing it to clean my room, but I had to pause and wait for everyone to wake up
I'm going to disassemble my bed to clean underneath it next, when they get up

>>6689564

mm, girthy

post a picture pls

>>6689564
Good work. You're making us all proud.

>>6689582
can't anon, blue board + it's dirty, I've been up all night cleaning and haven't showered

>>6689538
weight

watching kenneth anger movies right now. the gay scene from 50s-60s seems fucking nuts

>>6689629
of my dick?
enough to crush a boulder to dust

>>6689638
Wowza.

>>6689610

imgur duh

also are you saying you get smegma from a few hours of cleaning... i dont think thats normal...

>>6689635
its always been ridiculous

>>6689660
u sound jealous

>>6689660
not saying it has smegma, just that it's dirty, probably sweaty at the very least. I wouldn't want to post that even if you couldn't tell it's dirty, bud

>>6689675
the losers on this website would literally be sniffing their screens so its probably for the best

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>>6689675
>not saying it has smegma
Dropped.

>>6689675

I'm not your bud, pal

>>6689680
>>6689690
>>6689703
ok guys, help me out on this one:
mint tea
vs
red tea

which one do i have for breakfast

>>6689680
Mint. I flipped a coin for you, so it is now set in stone.

>>6689710

Mint seems appropriate what with the whole brushing your teeth thing

>>6689710
what

>>6689710
coffee
dark roast raw sugar no cream

>>6689719
>>6689730
mint it is

>>6689750
>drinking anything but water (tea is for special occasions/spoiling yourself)
>2016

enjoy your diabetes and other health problems. coffee is bad

>>6689760
>enjoy your diabetes and other health problems
i have sex with other men do you think i have ever given a fuck about my health

i will drink 2 cups tomorrow to spite you

>>6689770

Coffee always makes me need to poop real bad

and like the poop is all goopy and not nice too

so I don't drink a lot of coffee

>>6689836
i forgot that was a board

i need cummies

>>6690265

btfo my ass daddy

>bf called me a twink

How do i domestic abuse somebody

>>6690319
A twink like you? Forget about it. Your noodle arms couldn't throw a punch.

>>6690319

Accept it and pound his ass and ask him how it feels gettin rekt by a twink

>>6690329
Oh please, he's barely stronger than me, sometimes i even win playfighting or if he tries to tickle me
>>6690336
>Tfw i can do this
Vers couple masterrace

>>6690359
Tell us more about this playfighting.

>>6690371
I dont know how to describe it, usually happens when we're cuddling and joking around, or if he wants to get his own way and i say no

Never did it with anyone before but its cute, i like it

>>6690359
>Vers couple masterrace
A vers couple. You disgust me. I bet you kiss grills.

>>6690381
Interesting.

I'm gonna need to know more about cute things. For important research.

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What kind of creature is this?

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>>6687752
I heard banana

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>>6687752
i really really really like this thread

>>6690438
Someone who tries desperately to hide the fact he's 15 kilos overweight.

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Any sites selling thigh high socks that accept paypal?

>>6690887

EBAY

>>6690853
i like bears and cubs, a little bit chubby is okay but i dont like obese, skinny people have boney butts,

>>6689564
I have returned

My bed is clean and reassembled, and I'm never doing that again :) The fucking gymnastics I had to do to get the bed frame out of my (small) room count as a trip to the gym

>>6691096
Nobody asked.

>>6690995
Ok

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>>6689259

no

but a guy who works at my local tesco is the cutest thing you've ever seen: skinny, bleach blonde, total twink

I didn't talk to him but on the way out the security guard complimented my painted nails

I just thought he was just being nice but other people I told seemed to think he was stealth hitting on me( hitting on teenage boys while at work is frowned on by employers)

s m h maybe I should bleach my hair and double down on my effeminacy to get cutebois to notice me

>>6691202
ive always wanted to put nail polish on my teeth but i imagine its really bad for them

>>6691280
Nobody asked.

>>6691298
didnt ask

Never go on /lgbt/, but I do have a question. First, I must clarify that I'm straight (not that it actually matters). For those in the community, do you believe in LGBT, LGBTQ, or LGBTQIA?

Personally, I believe in lgbtqia because I have a friend who is asexual and has never felt "accepted" into the community. Also, I do not believe it should be "Ally" for A. Even though I completely agree with the LGBTQIA, I do not believe I should be "in" the community.

>cute bisexual guy with a delicious torso and cute feet (they really are, I'm not even a footfag) talks to me on grindr
>reply to him
>radio silence

what did he mean by this

>>6691305
lgbtqa i guess
i dont like queer but i vaguely accept it i guess, and asexual is about as valid as anything else
i dont think intersex really fits the rest of them tho, and from what ive seen most intersex people dont really consider themselves a part of the community per se

>hanging out with friends last night
>eating pizza, getting drunk, watching movies
>best friend's there
>like him a lot for a while now but repressing hard for reasons
>out on the patio with him alone
>he takes my hand
>panic
>other friends come out to smoke/hang out
>not out to them yet
>pull hand away really fast
>he looks a little hurt
>continue to party
>I think he licks my neck at one point???
>fall asleep together at my place like usual
>he's gone when I wake up

The fuck am I doing? Why the fuck did I pull away.

>>6691493
Because you're scared that he could be playing a trick on you, and you're worried that if your relationship turns sexual then it could ruin your friendship if you break up. Also because you're an anime girl.

I had a dream this morning where i was morning one of my loved ones and then another one of my loved ones was murdered in front of my with a stab to the head.
That was a really, really unpleasant dream.

>>6691552
I hope it becomes a reality.

I love my gf, but she has a small dick

>>6691552

Have you ever considered repenting of your sins? Your slut-filled lifestyle isn't in alignment with God! Satan's dogs are on the hunt for you and all you're associated with. Pray for forgiveness. Believe in Jesus.

>>6691552

Where does your loved one whom died live? It's important to know the city for the future catastrophic event.

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>>6691552
>morning one of my loved ones
Subhuman intelligence lmao kys

>>6691519
I mean I guess you summed it up better than I could. I've known him a long time and we've been close ever since. I texted him and he hasn't answered yet.

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>hook up with the guy that took my virginity
>it was honestly so much better this time
>I came pretty easily, he went into overdrive and came, we cuddled for awhile then did it again, I came again jacking off with him inside me and lost interest before letting him finish
>we cuddled, joked about and he wrestled me trying to see if I was ticklish
>guy wants to be my sugardaddy, seemed really eager when I joked about it while cuddling, told me I wouldn't have to work or go to school if I was just his
>wants to help me experiment in his "back room" where he keeps his more kinky "equipment"
>also showed me his huge drug stash
>"Oh its not just for me, gotta make some extra pocket money somehow"
>suddenly his really fancy house now makes sense
>just got back from his

I don't think I should meet him again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLXQ7gBQVCw

>>6691967
Pussy. Go back and apologise before he finds someone else and you regret throwing away an opportunity like that.

>>6692009
I didn't just storm out or say no, I acted mildly interested and put on a smile when he drove me home.

>>6691956
are you greaser anon? because if you are your friend has

1. openly admitted to you to being bisexual
2. freaking slept on you/laid on you on a bigass couch with room for two
3. cuddled with you on multiple occasions
4. freaking calls you 'my guy' all the time
5.held your fucking hand

he wants you to fuck him and probably too the fact that you pulled your hand away as rejection

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>>6690731

bananas are tasty

>>6692043
Or alternatively don't meet up with any more middle aged drug dealers and find someone about your age.

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>>6692065

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

honestly I'm going to cop one last time tomorrow or Tuesday then quit at least until college in a month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB-B_SpiF9Q

with gods help I will overcome these devils cocaine and diamorphine( the God part was a joke but moral support from my older-brotherfu KR would be nice)

.t speedball anon

>>6691967

some bois have all the luck

>tfw no kinky DealerDaddy to make me his skinny little delicate dyed blonde teen boy lover (~,_,~)

>>6691967
>has good sex with a sugar daddy
>complains
don't look a gift horse in the mouth

>>6692066
That's probably the wise thing to do, but how many rich dudes with 8 inch dicks that find me attractive am I going to come across in my life? On one hand he's over twice my age and I have to force myself to find him attractive, on the other hand the sex is good and he actively wants to buy me things and help me explore.

How stupid is it to suck a stranger's dick?
How likely is it I'll catch something?

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Why is everything so boring? I just want to kill everyone and end it all.

>>6691967
>white people "problems"

>>6692114
Dull people live dull lives.

>>6692111
Or, alternatively, find someone your own age.

>>6692120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLQ8kEg8vfc

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>>6692136
Where though? Everyone interested in me is older than me.

>>6692154
There are plenty enough out there.

I think the important point is not doing anything crazy like getting financially dependant on a drug dealer.

>tfw luring disgusting trannies on grindr with my cuteboii ass and then beating the shit out of them with my chav friends

that's what you get, dick-choppers :3

The problem is this thread is so slow.

>45 Posters
>168 Threads
>an average of 3.7 posts for each poster

Lammmmmmmmme.

Make up more stories. Be an attention whore. Start shit. Contribute. Do anything besides nothing at all!

>>6692111
dude, i have first hand experience in this sorta thing. first, you can't force yourself to find someone attractive, i tried but it just didn't happen
if you think sex is good with him, wait till you do it with people who you find really attractive
he will use the fact that he buys you things and helps you as a tool to try and keep you coming back if you ever try to end it. but this is in my experience of course and i found the entire ordeal very shallow

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rank the trips from most to least autistic and normie.

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What to do if the only guy who has ever shown you attention and put his dick inside of you is cheating on you?

Do I just ignore it to keep things good between us?

I don't want to be alone.

>>6692214
have a little self respect desu

>>6692214
Accept that this is now an open relationship, get yourself a fwb with a dick bigger than his, make him take a picture of you getting fucked on his humangous cock, and show that to your bf.

>>6692214
you'll find someone else.
don't worry

>>6692223
hot desu

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r8

>tfw Based Tone hits on you using Grindr

what a fuckin legend

>>6692182

I always post about my speedballing during lulls in posting to get maximum (you)s and revive the thread by stimulating discussion

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>>6692231

forgot pic fugg ;(

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>>6692214
You know what you must do.

>>6692194
>you can't force yourself to find someone attractive
Sure I can. I do it all the time, just gotta focus on their good points and try to twist their flaws in a way that suits your interests.

That said, I will never ever get someone I find naturally attractive. I know this for a fact, I'm just doing what I can to get off.

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I just realised i have a fetish for flaccid dicks

FUCK THIS IS SO IMPRACTICAL

>tfw gay cuckold community is growing
>big name porn studios are making videos for these weirdos
How degenerate is it to be into it?

>>6692237

What's sad is most of us are going to be 40+ year old gay creeps on grindr. :/

>>6692254
well ... that sounds lovely

you do you... i guess

>>6692256

porn =/= real life dude

i whack off to things out the left field all the time
i wouldnt worry about it

How do you feel about bi guys? Is it possible to make a bi guy GAY?

>>6692256
one of us
one of us

it's ok, you're not into beastiality cuckolding yet, are you?

>>6692254

d u d e . . .

you shouldnt be so pessimistic, you'll find a natural born qt soon enough

>>6692256
based fetish desu
>tfw no cuck bf

>>6692281
>implying you weren't be the cuck
lol how sad

>>6692270
>beastiality cuckolding
What is that? Like getting cucked by your dog?

>>6692258
not me im going to kill myself when i reach 40

>>6692258
Then why don't you just fuck each other? If you're all old and horny then why not?

>>6692254
Even if you feel that way you shouldn't do anything so drastic. It's frustrating for your ol' pal, Clownshoes.

Why do many bttms complain about dicks being too big when 8" - 12" turds regularly come out of my straight butt?

>>6692284
not necessarily a dog or yours, but yes

>tfw no bf for my old dog to wreck with his huge dick while I pet him and call him a good boy
>tfw your boyfriend will never complain that he can barely get any pleasure from you now because the dog loosened his asshole so much
;_;

>>6692293

turds are soft
erect dicks not so much

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What is the correct response to someone that reaches out to you on a dating site and jumps ahead to going out for coffee, but doesn't want to provide pics past the small one he's got on his profile ("I look better in person")?

>>6692308
Directly tell them that you don't want to go out on a coffee date without seeing more pictures of him first

It's a reasonable request

>>6692310
Yeah I guess so, I didn't know if demanding pics made me seem superficial but good to know that it's a sane request.

>>6692326
I dunno about that being superficial. It's more of a check to see if they're genuine. Too many people lie on these things. Only makes sense for people to be upfront and give recent pictures.

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>>6692336
u rite, u rite. Thx

Survey time: Who /furry/ here?

Just liking the porn counts, so I'm one.

>>6692347

Me.

>>6692347
If just liking the porn counts, then I guess me. Love stuff done by Tacklebox or vu06,

>>6692347
yiff :3

How many of you had unprotected sex this wekeend?

>>6692347

i just like the porn desu

its hard to find top quality drawn gay porn, and i have never found a website with a better tag/search system than e621.net

plus horsedicks are bae <3

>>6692363
I've never been fucked to completion by a guy wearing a condom. They always take it off during and end up nutting in me/on me. I don't do STD tests either.

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You lads weren't lying when you said Gymnasts were qt's.

>>6692370
Oh! me me me me me
what do I win besides aids?

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>>6692382
double aids
>>6692381
i told you man
its insane

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>>6692381
>>6692392

>claims gymnasts are qts
>only posts gingers with no soul


I prefer skinny camwhores, at least you know what you're getting and you don't have to buy a shit load of protein powders and groceries. You can just feed them crumbs.

>>6692408
what a fucking cutie

god damn

>>6692408
bitch stole my look

>>6692392
ah shit

>>6692408
>Doesn't want a qt gymnast bf to top him
Sure you're gay lad?

>>6692408

I wonder what JUPP/SP's grocery/eating out bills are like. How much do they spend compared to a skinny twink like HITLER?

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>>6692408
Excuse me but...how are masc chasers not pedophiles if they chase this?

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>>6692254

when I hookup with an older guy I normally don't find them attractive but as soon as they press their lips to mine and start making out with me and manhandling my delicate twink body I go weak at the knees and become theirs completely

luckily my last was a 32 year old who looked in his early-mid twenties and had smooth skin and super qt freckles.

we started getting hot and heavy in the backseat of his Golf and I sucked him until he shot in my mouth

the way he softly caressed my upper body, petted and kissed head, groped my little round bum and pressed a finger against my boyhole while I blew him gave me fetishes I never knew I had :3

>>6692448

but he's 21: chaturbate com/kinoman739/

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>>6692453
You're still a pedophile. Do people actually find that shit attractive? You obviously have sone weird complex going on.

>>6692448
I go after guys that look like that
obviously a cuter face but body is the same

>>6692468

Wiz is 30 and dating a 20yo hairy twink who is that skinny. Is he a pedo?

>>6692468

People have their own preferences. What's the big deal?

>>6692468

>You're a pedo if you like what I don't like.

Ugh no. You sound like an annoying SJW from tumblr.

>>6687752
I have curly hair, I usually keep it short, so you can't tell that I do, however, I feel like growing it out.

What do you guys think of curly hair?

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>>6692475
Yeah but you're like a weird yaoi cute boy fem4fem pure love weird shit.idk what the fuck you are ill deal with you fem4fems on a different day.

>>6692477
Wiz yes you are quit bringing yourself up to seem relevant. But you're in the same boat as hitler except you dont look fem but you are fem.

>>6692498
How are you not a closet pedophile after being into that? Fucking look at that...that looks like a twelve year old boy...disgusting...

>>6692488
>liking legal underage children in the body and face is no big deal

Whew lad...

>>6692506

you'd have to post a pic or an example

>>6692392
>its insane
It really is, hes exactly my type and its driving me crazy desu.

>>6692506
Depends on the person like most things. Can't imagine you would look all that much better or all that much worse though.

>>6692510

Your logic is fucked because guys come in different shapes and sizes and go through puberty quite differently. Some have facial hair by the time they're 11-13.


This guy is 13..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv4AQG7pAcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXYGtZxSvZE

By your logic it would be totally okay to jerk off to this 13yo because he looks older, but it's not okay to be turned on or have a relationship with a 21yo guy if he looks 12 because of your ridiculous viewpoints.

>>6692449
hot desu
when will my daddy return from the war

>First guy to actually show interest in me and tell me I'm cute
>He's only 16

Fuuuuuck

>>6692572
a b o r t

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>>6692347
>(you)

>>6692572
How old are you?

I'd say fuck him anyway, hes probably within age of consent

>>6692572
I think you're cute too
be my bf

>>6692510
You logic is flawed because people like me exist
thanks for the compliments tho ; )

>>6692581
yiff me with your demonic fox cock tbqh

>>6692590
join fag-gen discord bby

>>6692572

Show him the ropes. It's only natural that we train our gay youth to be upstanding gentleman that know how to serve.

>>6692572
>>6692583
Fuck that guy, I thought you were cute first. Plus I can do a bunch of pushups.

>>6692598
idk what that is so no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BYwuqYXz7k

Would you be interested if you didn't know he was 13?

>>6692618
Yes and I'm interested knowing that he's 13, I won't lie. Obviously I won't act on it but I can jack off to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmLTOQPEFM

SERIOUSLY what is going on with teens these days? Why do some look older than us?

>>6692640
i havent ever had hair grow on my body and im almost 19.....

bad things happen all the time.

>>6692679
but not to you, because you're a nobody

was going through friend's playlist on his phone yesterday and he was telling me his interpretation of each song until we got to sufjan's the predatory wasp and he changed the subject immediately heheheheh

>>6692679
what's bad to you may be trivial or simply a slight annoyance to someone else

How do you feel about body hair like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsGX9LvgUHI

It looks like a piece of clothing on his body.

>>6692712
Yeah, but he's also right though, everything *is* terrible.

>>6692713
my fetísh

think of how musty it gets

>>6692607
How do you even know what he looks like?

Anyone want to findom me?

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>>6692713

I actually really dig the back hair, not so much the hairy shoulders/arms

if he trimmed his arms and left the rest i would be v happy i think

imagine cuddling him!

>>6692713
Jesus fuck, he looks like a werewolf.

>>6692763

hot, right?

he has a cute face too

>>6692713

I notice a lot of guys who go bald can grow thick beards and have really hairy bodies.

>>6692713
o fuk he's hot
if only he didn't have the shoulder hair, i could live with the rest

How do I stop myself from stuffing sugary treats into my fat face?

>>6692733
I don't. It's a joke.

>>6692780
You could try stuffing other things in there.

>>6692739
>>6692776


the shoulder hair is what it makes it look like a body shield over his body

I like it.

>>6692788
>You could try stuffing other things in there.
I wish but unfortunately I'm going to be a virgin forever.

>>6692780
Are you at least cute?
Cute stocky guys >>> all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhzGYkJuMwY

How do you feel about a 12yo girl who has bigger muscles than you?

>>6692807
she doesnt tho

>>6692803
Same. Let's complain about it being bullshit constantly here until the end of time.

Incidentally, I hate it. Such bullshit.

>>6692806
I really don't know
I think my face is okay but I don't like to judge myself

>>6692810
Are you also chubby?

>>6692810

are you a virgin? top or bottom or verse?

Why do gays like body hair so much?

>>6692825

long body hair is cuddly and warm
short body hair is bristly and tickly

all good really

>>6692825
>Why do gays like body hair so much?
I don't

>>6692819
Not really. I'm, like, 134 pounds, 5'7''ish.

With weight though, you can just, like, eat less and exercise. Not that big of a deal.

>>6692822
Yeah. At 26. 27 in a couple of months. So basically I'm already dead.

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>>6692825
>>6692830
long body hair is unaesthetic and gross from lack of parallel symmetry.

I want him so badly. I love his curly hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxcpi3P7FNc

>>6692835

hey wanna fuck?

>>6692835
Hey wanna fuck?

>>6692837
Symmetry is unnerving and disgusting. Too calculated.

>>6692835
>134 pounds, 5'7''ish.

Pudgy clown.

I was 115-120 in HS and 5'7. Unless that extra 14lbs is muscle you're a chub.

>>6692843
He's pretty hot, I'm starting to find i like muscles desu.

>>6692853

fuck off zombii i asked him first

youre underminding my authority

>>6692861

go rattle your bones somewhere else, skeltal

>>6692861
If you say so.

>>6692847
>>6692853
So long as I don't have to do anything to achieve this.

>>6692865
What, can't share?

>>6692866

show tummy pls

>>6692866

are you okay with topping?
im not so good at it and prefer to bottom

>>6692867

you can go after
the point is i have first dibs

Clownshoes lives in Nottingham UK.

Who lives closest to him?

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>>6691552
>If I post again tomorrow maybe they'll like me!

Circe is the saddest person I've ever met on the internet.

>>6692881
>can't even top
Honestly, I could dominate everyone in this general with a hand behind my back. You don't get to have authority if you can't take it.

>>6692874
That sounds like a lot of work for no payoff.

>>6692886

i live in london, about 1 hour 45 minutes away i think

>>6692889

>not being a dom bottom
pfft
its like you arent even trying

>>6692886
I am closest to him on a spiritual level. My tulpa has just come back from his trip to the UK, attending a spiritual retreat to synchronise its chakras with those of the gaygen posters, so I can feel Clownshoe's chakric now.

>>6692895

>tfw no dom bottom to crush my sissy topclitty with his hungry mancave

>>6692861
are you retarded?
clown isn't fat at all.

most of you faggots are way too insecure about your weights & standards

>>6692042
I guess? I'm not really a greaser, though. But the rest sounds like me.

>he wants you to fuck him and probably too the fact that you pulled your hand away as rejection

Shit god what if you're right. Shit I can't get him to answer my texts and I'm nervous about calling him.

>>6692886
Three hours according to google, I doubt it would take that long, it took me about that to get to Exeter.

>>6692825
I don't particularly, different levels of hair suit different people and body types.

I don't generally like a massive amount of hair on any guy however.

>>6692962
don't call him

just text normally

>>6692962
were you that guy talking about smoking weed with him and another friend and he moved to your side of the bench?

>>6692886
>>6692963
It's more like 2 and a half hours down the M1.

Not that it matters.

>>6692987
Most of my journey would be trying to wriggle my out of the shit hole of London really.

>>6692999
It's pretty moot anyway unless you want to visit Nottingham Castle or Sherwood Forest, and neither of them is particularly good in person. Just a bunch of mortar and a bunch of trees.

dead like my sex life

but you'd be riding on the back of KR's motorcycle which would make it much better?

Why does clownshoes get so much attention his personality is so bland.

>>6692943
hey hello wassup

I have a photo of clownshoes.

I'm 95% sure it's him unless another gay guy from Nottingham posted back in 2014 on a lgbt UK thread and was just as pretentious.

>>6693043

He's actually the best poster on here desu

You're just too much of a pleb to appreciate his dry, mordant wit

>>6692978
I've sent him two texts and he's not responding. He usually always responds. Shit what do I do.

>>6692981
I don't think so? We don't smoke weed that much. Liquor is more our thing and I'll have a cigarette or two if I'm drunk, sometimes.

He gets really touchy if he's really drunk and I feel like it's giving me false hope. The last time we were really drunk together (apart from last night) we were watching movies and he laid down on me. He wound up falling asleep.

>>6693048
post it

I'm about to go meet my previously abusive, turned caring repenting dad.
Wish me luck, /gaygen/

>>6693048
Literally never posted a photo of myself anywhere. So I'm 100% sure you're full of shit.

>>6693051
Oh shit. He hit us with the mordant. That's some good vocab right there. Damn.

>>6693043
I know right. I guess there's no one else around these days.

>>6693052
calm down, people have lives, and sometimes they're just not in the mood to talk to anyone

just keep it casual. what do you plan on telling him? what did you text him?

>>6693055
Good luck!

>>6693051
senpai confirmed for clownshoes

>>6693052
you stop sending him messages and wait until he responds

>>6693052
I just remember some guy telling a similar story a few weeks/days ago

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>>6693030
dead like my hopes and optimism

>>6693055
Good luck, circe.

>>6693055
I hope you die :)

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>>6693053

>>6693057
He said he was 24 and lived in Nottingham back in 2014 in the archive. He'd be 26 now (your age).

>>6693074
That's too good looking to be a trip though

>>6693074
>clownshoes being attractive
>clownshoes being out of the house
>clownshoes working at a bar
>clownshoes allowing himself to be photographed
you really didn't think this through did you

>>6692773
DHT, son

>>6693074
cute

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>>6693055
gl getting that daddy dick u freak

>>6693057

yeah but for real do you wanna bang?

i think it might be fun desu

>>6693043

hes literally the most intelligent person ITT
i find that really hot

>>6693074
>clownshoes pouring pints

I want to believe this could be legit. But no.

>>6693034
Naw, still working on my project one. Hopefully off to pick one up I won on eBay soon.

>>6693028
Castles are pretty badass though, I love to just see how they made them and all the old locks on doors and stuff. I want to take everting apart and know how it works when I visit old places.

>>6693096

>lives in london
>wants to travel to nottingham to see a castle

???????