gay general

first for >tfw no bf

Second for
>tfw no bf

>>6681815
>>6683666
get on then, losers

>>6685019
Okay Hitler

Will I ever leave 4chan

>tfw gf

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>>6683666
Satanic trips!

>>6685076
Good, Anon

Has gaygen turned back on yet

So do any of you still use the terms faggot or gay as insults/negatives?

>>6685136
I use faggot like the word bitch
Can mean many different things depending on how it's used

>>6685136
Depends on the situation. Mostly just use it in playful banter, since there are better ways to actually insult someone.

>>6685136
I use faggot as an insult but I dont think gay is an insult any more
the fact that someones gay I mean, not the word

>>6685136
Constantly. Doesn't bother me if someone else does, unless its an actual attack on gay people.

>>6685077
Give it a go anon, it's addictive so hard at first, though you soon forget about it.

>>6685342
like when black people use the n word
you know, nigger

>>6685136
nah, not really. I like other terms, they just don't have any weight to them

>>6685351
I guess, I'd expect most black people to be offended if you were to use the word nigger in a joking context however.

>>6685364
arent blacks the worst?
desu tho, its dumb to be offended by a word
be it faggot, nigger or whatever

>>6685136
no, and gay people that do just sound like they're trying way too hard to 'fit in' with the straights

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What are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnxpHIl5Ynw

>>6685418
faggot, kys
>>6685136
here I dont mean that being gay is bad, what Im trying to say is that he should kys because of what he said, faggot adds flavor and makes it an insult instead of advice

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>>6685427

>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECpGJmyT-ic

>>6685136
faggot is like the best word ever

it's a great insult, a cute term of endearment, and incredibly hot when used during sex

>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUd7J-tQ6hU

better than the beatles

what should you do when someone is bothering you

>>6685519

block them

>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrrSkSs15NA

bleh

>>6685520
well i was thinking about killing them tbqh but i guess that also works

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>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

This video is so cute

>>6685538
yeah, although the song itself is a bit trash

here's another cute video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jD-rwKznlw

>>6685538
Oh shit, yeah it is.
Like gay james bond

>>6685549
its not one of their best tracks, tho some of the remixes of it are pretty good.
I much prefer his other stuff tho

on the topic of more cute videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhXGelIWzrc

>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPh-GPz2rWs

>>6685588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMZDqKnvwuY

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>>6685549
The song grew on me. Also holy shit that video is so sweet.

Now I just feel tfw no bf even more.

>>6685601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTXwZI6xdeY

>>6685615
Speaking of Brasil: Was it me mishearing, or was the 12 year old rapper using swears in her song during the opening of the Olympics?

>>6685633
That opening was fucking horrible, they claimed Brazil invented flight and then there was that 20 minute thing on global warming, cringey as fuck.

>>6685604
For me it's more of a
>tfw no qt german-looking, glasses-wearing dorky lifeguard bf
feeling

>>6685633
I did not watch the opening tbqh

Do we have a 12 year old female rapper in Brazil?

>>6685644
We did invent the airplane tho

>>6685644
I didn't think it was cringey, just way too boring and uneventful.

>>6685652
idk, wasn't it wright brothers using research from english, german and french scientists who studied aviation ?
and the first jet aircraft was by a german

>>6685644
>was fucking horrible
>cringey as fuck
>way too boring and uneventful

Something big is going to happen...

August 7th-31st (some say August 14th it will happen):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7osWmtHDFMQ

Watch:
3:00
18:45
52:20

>>6685652
You didn't invent flight, the wright brother did it in 1903, you did it in 1906.
>>6685668
No it was cringey as fuck as they had that big rant about climate change and then 10 seconds later let off hundreds of fireworks.
>>6685681
I think people will be clapping if they get bombed at this point.

>>6685687
my Brazilian friend was telling me it was a good show of Brazilian culture. he liked it. I'm really not sure why now other then them claiming inventions they didn't make

Have any of you guys ever created a bf tulpa?

>>6685677
to be honest I don't know shit about aviation and am not too passionate about who invented the airplane.
I do know that there is no consensus on this though.

>>6685717

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JcVlwTxpVg

>>6685724
I mean, from what I just googled and prior experience, its seems brazilians think they invented and the worldwide consensus is the americans did and if anything, brazil perfected it
that's just because until today, i haven't heard anyone claim that brazil made the airplane

>talk to a guy with no pic
>have a good time, ask for pic
>he's ugly

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>>6685745

Truth is neither the Americans or Brazilians invented flight.

>>6685776
I see you've been playing the Ancient Aliens game too, anon.

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_aviones_precolom02.htm

There are other cultures which mention flying vehicles of some sort or another. The most known of these sources are Indian epics, especially the Mahábhárata and other Védic sources as Bhágavata Purána and Rámáyana. The flying devices were called vimanas and were extensively discussed in Vaimánika Shástra, describing multitude of machines with different purposes and capabilities.

Other source of information about flying machines may be considered, such as the Bible and some apocryphal works. The Book of Ezekiel seems to be describing the close encounter of a man from a non-technological culture with a device which to him must have been miraculous. We have to put ourselves into his shoes to comprehend his astonishment and the other worldness of his encounter. The limited scope of knowledge of the world around him, his primitive environment, dictated the language and conceptual framework with which he tried to capture his encounter for fellow tribesmen. For him it seemed that he encountered The God, with his suite of angels, because in his simple world, there was no other interpretation.

It is not necessary to reach for an alien type of scenario to explain the encounter; we can entertain a possibility that a remnant of an advanced civilization was still present, in a limited scope, at the time of Ezekiel. But for some, the encounter bears uncanny similarity to the modern-day encounters with UFO's. Another source of similar material is the Book of Enoch, particularly the Slavic version, which contains some parts which the Greek version is missing. The book not only describes flying in the air, but also through outer space, including the relativistic effects mentioned—Enoch spent several days on a spacecraft, but when he returned to Earth, several centuries had passed by.

>>6685769
Could just become friends if you're not interested in him like. Never have enough friends.

>>6685794
That would involve telling the guy that he's not into him solely because he's ugly though, and then there'd always be an unspoken sexual tension between them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynWdY6ZLnQg

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>>6685786

To claim anyone created flight is retarded when there's evidence flight has existed since forever.
Why even get into a stupid argument about it?

>>6685811
Why do these stupid things always assume that ancient people only depicted what they saw? It's not like they couldn't use their imaginations.

>>6685811
When i say "invented flight" i mean the airplane, which was the wright brothers in 1903, Brazil did it in 1906,

>no one messages me anywhere
I want to die

>>6685828
people message me but i dont care about them

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I got a new higher res webcam
I wanted to share it : >
The speed is kinda wonky but i think that's just cuz of the webm capture

>>6685828
Just be yourself anon!

>>6685838
please stop posting

>>6685838

clean your room

>>6685835
Sometimes I get messages by guys I just don't like, but those don't count.

I just want attention from normal guys, or at least guys I'll like.

>>6685839
I always keep it 100

>>6685838
Adorable! I love your hair.

>>6685828
Maybe it's time you started messaging people.

>>6685858

: >

>>6685838
Slay me Queen!

>>6685865
I hadn't even see its pictures before, but I instantly felt some sort of primal revulsion when I saw its webm. It's just disgusting in a way I can't explain, and I want it to leave the general forever.

>>6685886
Really though, it's so poofy! Dunno why everyone is getting so mad at you.

>>6685858
>Maybe it's time you started messaging people.
I did and I just realized I don't know how to make conversation.
I asked how they are and they asked me the same back.
Fuck, what do I say now???

>>6685865
>I feel like one of those guys that can do bad things to people like rugby

woah wut I've never done anything bad to anyone

>tfw found the position that works best for me
>tfw could take a giant dick pounding me with no pain (after proper preparation, of course)

>>6685939
You turned William into a woman by being a waste of a Y chromosome.

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>been looking for apartments
>find a good one
>drive two hours to meet the landlord/see the apartment
>"Oh I rented that place to somebody else a few days ago :)"

>>6685962
that is fucking horrifying

>>6685933
For me it usually goes
>ask them how they are, they tell you and ask you and you tell them
>ask them what they've been up to, same forrmula of trading info
>ask them what they're looking for, depending on what they say you can direct the conversation towards certain topics and expand from there

People find it easier to answer questions than ask them, so just act really interested in their life.

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>>6685967

>>6685962
>>6685967
when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was like a pokemon xx parody, i clicked and hoped i wasn't right.
>>6685974
christ, is it ? or is it some weird spoof on DBZ mixed with pokemon or something?

>>6685941
What position?

>>6685979
ooh girl what's the tea

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>>6685977
No it's a porn parody.
Similar to this

Daily reminder to refer to trannies as "it". If they're going to come here and ruin our general, at least don't give them the satisfaction of engaging in their mental delusions. Don't condone mental illnesses!

>>6685992
so I was right, HAHA
oh god and if anything there should be a squirtle :^)

>>6686001
Why do you like him, anon? Is he cute?

>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxMLzZmZE3I

>>6686004
he's pretty adorable
also considered the nicest trip there ever was, he rarely has a bad word about anyone

>>6686008 (You)

why did circe make you not able to read my posts
what

>>6686012
i don't think i have that title anymore, i'm really obnoxious now

>>6686012
But is he cute? His personality doesn't matter if he's ugly.

>>6686020
you left because she was being a hoe bag, remember ?
and you're still pretty good, its not a high bar to hit to be fair
>>6686022
like cuter then me by a good margin so upwards or like 6+/10

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>>6686022

>>6685956
He had trans feelings since he was 12, I didn't know he was a tranny until a few months into the relationship :^)

>>6685959
HOL UP
*shitposts*
SO U BE SAYIN
*links nightcore*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets a (You)
SO U BE SAYIN WE
*derails thread*
RUGZ LIVES MATTER N SHIIIIEEET?!!?1
*cums on u*

i tried

>>6686029
>>6686030
post his pics then

i'll make a cum tribute

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>>6686038
here you go, make it a big load for me daddy

>>6686020
i didn't leave because of circe, i barely ever interacted with circe
i left cause this place is a cesspool and i wasting all my time here
but i'm back so what does it matter

>>6686037
i have a husband? who is he, is he cute?

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>>6686022
He needs to cosplay Amy Winehouse.

Why do I still have this pic?

>>6686020
>i'm really obnoxious now
true

>>6686046
ahaha i forgot all about that, amazing

>>6686045
oops meant for >>6686029

>>6686045
tomato, tomato. he was the tipping point for this place to boil over
>>6686037
hey I'm not obnoxious
>>6686046
because you're literally trying to take over sludgey's life

>>6686061
$$$$$

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>>6686056
I am not!

>>6685932

I mean, i think it's just a meme desu
Thank you, tho~
I like my hair, too

>>6685986

as if i'd ever bully anyone

>>6686071
lol, i legit thought it was puppey for a second

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>>6686090
I wanna be a drag queen! While dressed up in a plastic fursuit! Collar me, daddy!

Jockstraps!

>>6686056

what, so you guys just dislike me because i'm a super slut

>>6686103
>plastic
what is wrong with you

>>6686103
Do me! Do me!

>>6686046
now without the ugly filter

>>6685983
the one where youre laying side by side and your leg is bent up

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>>6686141
>filter
anal sex is what i do, amy winehouse female illusionist is who i am

>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_M9IIus1l4

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>>6686138
Oi laddy oim shawn
been drinken since a cud suckle a tit
dungeons and dragons, amirite?
i just desperately want to feel included

>>6686110
I think your sluttiness is fine. Ignore these fucks, they're literally just bitter virgins, nothing more unmanly than not having a shag at every opportunity

Here's sludgepuppy:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=84807399

>>6686204

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little rolling post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" tripfag collage, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about random strangers pictures. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic gay NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you talk about is this single image you made and post every day. You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

woof buds

>>6686223
oh my god i forgot i even had that
most of those pictures are quite old, i've been blonde for ages

>>6686231
haha yeah man, what's up bro?

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>>6686223
>Let's go to a bar and then you get in a fight and after I'll tell you how hot you look with a black eye.

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>>6685838

you're such a fashion icon Circé

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Omg I'm so boring and bad at talking to people
Why do I bother?

I'm p sure that I'm gay, but I really don't know. I fap to fembois (not too feminine) and girls.. but I've only ever slept with girls. I get more turned on by gay porn though.

Being gay just seems like too much fucking work. I'd probobly get off better in bed, but when I measure it against what its like to change your straight life into a gay one it just doesn't seem worth it to me.

>>6686166
holy shit, 2close2home

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>>6686251
literally punch yourself in the eye right now and i'll probably suck your dick desu

>>6686256
i went to a drag show that night and shannel outed me as a bottom to the crowd

>>6686270
>fembois
literally just a gateway, you are absolutely into men

>>6686251
>>6686281
Black eye fetishism? Now *that's* real weird.

im into yaoi but i can't jack off to 3d gay porn. does that mean im gay?

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>>6686281
Give yourself to me, puppy-chan~

>>6686287
what can i say, i like my men scrappy

>>6686308
give it time

>>6686310
eh, he's a little too beat up
if he didn't have the giant bruise on his forehead and the scrapes all over his face maybe

>>6686308
It just means you're into 2D master race.

ITT: people who are jelly of circé's perfect cuteness

>>6686315
yeah no one wants damaged goods.
:'(

>>6686315
Seems like being attracted to violent guys is a fetish that might get you into trouble.

>>6686335
But I'm white and hes not.

>>6686362
he could date some guy who plays rugby or mma, they might be a bit unstable but not "i'd get in a fight in a bar" bad

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What's your poison, gaygen?

>>6686376
being cute >>> being white
white people haven't been cool in decades

>>6686393

Gin & tonic

or caesars

>>6686393
Orange juice with a curly straw

>>6686393

templeton + rocks > gin & tonic

>>6686393
Boozers are losers.

>>6686393
Jameson or any whiskey or if im feeling adventurous poitín (that shit will wreck you)

>>6686419

@me next time bitch

>>6686393
cyanide

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>Extremely low libido/hate physical intimacy
>Still want a BF

I'm fucked, aren't I?

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who watching Olympics here?
I'm waiting for ireland's gymnastics

>>6686490

sounds like ur a bottom. u just lay there and get ur ass rammed

>>6686490
i'm the same way for the most part, it's not really fair to inflict yourself on someone who needs a healthy sex life desu

>>6686393
desu i don't know much about drinks, but i like rum, and i like cranberry juice in drinks, but i don't think those would go together
oh and bahama mamas, those are delicious

>>6686502
i literally want him to fuck my ass bare nonstop for 8 hours then after he nuts i want him to pull out, drag his slimy cock across my face, then repeatedly slap me in the face with it while calling me a slutty puppy
teehee

>>6686518
your speaking my language sludgey

>>6686490
>>6686518

i mean i always thought of myself as having a low libido, but since i started having sex ive found its not really a problem - although i never feel like initiating sex, once its initiated i can get really into it fairly easily

its really not so bad once you try

>>6686490
just gonna find somone similar

I personally am catsexual, I want you to feed me dinner and we will cuddle occasionally but otherwise leave me alone, I got birds to looks at and shit

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Guys we have a chatroom.

It's tinychat/notgaygen

Please use it.

>>6685838
how do you both fit on that lil bed

ur sexy af btw

>>6686490
better than wanting to fuck every 30 minutes

source: me

>>6686580

circe lays on top of the fat dude obviously

>>6686579
Give me one reason to go to your chatroom.

>>6685823
Rolling

>>6686579
Naah.

>>6686561
So you're telling me that it turns out sex is pretty good? Well shit.

>>6686579
Nobody is even showing their dick
what is this borefest?
who are these people?

>>6686570

i love these kinds of fuccbois. the trick is to be rough with them. they don't want to fuck, but deep down they do.

they're exactly like women. they wont be happy until you're ravaging them

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As a possibly autistic, not attractive, beta Latino, how do I get a qt white bf?

>>6686617
Yes

>>6686625
Become attractive.

>>6686625
money

>>6686570
sigh i hate that i am this way

>>6685427
This is my current favourite

https://youtu.be/qfsHMMjxnio

Total banger.

>>6686644

if you have a super low libido you might have a zinc deficiency

if you took some zinc supplements youd probably get at least a little randier

>>6686663
my libido is fine, i'd just rather jerk off than let another person touch me

>>6686640
>Become attractive.
I wish I knew where to start.
I'd consider lifting, but I don't have the face for a muscular body.

>>6686644
>money
I don't want to be someone's sugar daddy.

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What does being tied up during sex feel like?

>>6686679
salty milk and coins

>>6686676
from what you said about yourself, getting rich sounds like your only real option
you wouldn't necessarily have to be a sugar daddy per se...
but people tend to find ugly rich people more attractive than ugly poor people

>>6686679
i would really like to know as well
for science purposes

>>6686672
Are you sure about that though? Seems like you might change your mind at some point.

>>6686719
sex with other people is too stressful and annoying
the only lover i need is my hand

>>6686688
I'm not sure how I'd want it.

The guy I did stuff with offered to tie me up to some stuff he had on his bedposts and said he had literally every kind of toy if I wanted to come back and experiment. Though I might prefer having my hands tied behind my back, or held up together over my head. Also considering a gag or taping my mouth, though a cock might be a better alternative to keep me quiet. I just want to feel absolutely powerless, like if I submit it's because I have no choice, not because I'm willingly handing power over me to someone else.

Is that weird?

>>6686708
Seems degrading and humiliating as fuck. Yes.

>>6686722
Maybe you've just had terrible partners?

I dunno. How does sex work again? You put your penis in their penis, right?

>>6686679

i can tell you after tomorrow night hopefully

>>6686724

i think im just going to try the generic "hands tied behind the back" thing to start with, then i wanna move onto blindfolds and gags and stuff after im comfortable

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make bf, hookup with, kill, angrily rape, ignore/block, be friends?

Choose!

>>6686570
Catsexual, I like that term but I think I'll go with "Cat-mannered" for obvious reasons.

>>6686735
Back of the knee, maybe

>>6686760
bf, kill, kill, kill, kill

in that order

>>6686760
ignore, ignore, ignore, make bf, make 2nd bf

>>6686760
Ignore, hook up, ignore, ignore, make bf

>>6686762
A cat is fine too.

wish maki would go in the chatroom

>>6686760


bf atom

ignore rest

>>6686762
thats fine but I also rape cats so I prefer it my way

give me a fucking link to a OS men's gymnastics stream NOW

>>6686625
Step one: lower your standards as you yourself sound like human trash
Step two: profit

>>6686883
>Not being human trash
Check out this drongo.

>>6686888

nice trips

btw, what subject did you used to study?

>>6686896
Who cares.

>>6686883
My standards aren't high, I just don't want to have to settle for an ugly man in his 40s.

>>6686898

me? i would like to know

>>6686906
settle for another ugly beta latino

>>6686909
Fine. I studied maths and some physics.

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>Gymnastics - Artistic: Men's qualification

>>6686918

hey me too!

i know it doesnt make much sense but for some reason that cheers me up a little. thx clownshoes

so did you take the mathematical physics option at Cam? i was looking into it, but i decided my maths wasnt good enough for it in the end and just went for pure Physics at Ox.

>>6686931
FUCK OFF MAKI U FUCKING CUNT U FUCKING CUNT I HATE U I FUCKING HATE U SO MUCH I HATE YOU JUST FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUR ARSE I LOVE YOU BEND OVER BABY I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THE GIRL YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE

A guy I've seen working at a store near my house messaged me on Grindr.
Would it be stupid to tell them I think I've seen them at said store?
I don't want to look like a creep.

>>6686941

definitely DONT tell them

it adds nothing except a decent (30-50%) chance of making you seem like a massive creep

maybe if you see him at the store in future say hi i guess?

>>6686935
Who says I went to Cambridge? I never said what university I went to. Or maybe I did, like, two years ago and can't remember. Point is I didn't recently.

>>6686941
>>6686946
Yeah, maybe don't mention that until there's a good enough reason to.

>>6686946
That was close, I almost had sent the message.
I never have an excuse to go to that store, but I'll do my best talking to him through grindr.

>>6686951
cum in me

>>6686954

like 2 days ago you strongly implied you went to Oxbridge before you dropped out, and i know that only Cambridge has the Mathematical Physics option, so i kind of assumed you went there

am i wrong?

>>6686967
cum in me

>>6686967
Who knows. I'm not gonna tell you where I went to university. I already have a crazy person posting stupid shit in my direction every day, it probably wouldn't be the best idea to tell anyone anything.

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>>6686977

ah, i didnt mean it like a creepy thing or anything

i just like talking about this stuff anonymously because IRL you have to be real careful about not appearing arrogant or egoistic - on the internet it doesnt matter so i can actually talk honestly about studying stuff

no worries though, i can do this elsewhere

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Whoa this gymnastic shit is for reals, don't skip leg day

>>6685427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDZoPWgp_Bw

My favorite song

>>6686992
Feel free to talk about anything that isn't going to give my address to crazy people.

>>6687000
if you're trying to trick me into making fun of clownshoes i won't

>>6687000
>Break a leg
>no bro not literally!

HAHAHADHJKSADBNSAHBDJASJBD

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>>6687023
>>6687026
wew, at least he's cute

>>6687000
oh christ i'm such a faggot
i clutched my chest and gasped

>>6686973

post furpussy

>>6687000
and most of these guys are pretty darn cute, its crazy like >>6686502

>>6687035
For some reason I expected this to look more painful

>>6687041
tbf most athletes are decently cute

>>6687041
Fit guys are good looking? There's a surprise.

>>6686977
You cannot be serious. You claim (imply, same thing honestly) that you're smart enough to attend a prestigious university, then tell people that you shouldn't disclose information about yourself due to fear of an internet stalker reading it and COMPLETELY FAIL TO SEE THAT REMOVING YOUR FUCKING CANCEROUS TRIP WOULD STOP THE STALKER COMPLETELY?

You're a disgrace. A fucking disgrace.

>>6687060

butthurt lmao

>>6687060
he has literally no real life friends and doesn't leave the house
just let him do whatever and go be stupid somewhere else

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qt alert!

>>6687065
I'm not butthurt, just dumbfounded by how someone can be so desperate for attention that they admit they can't share any detail about themselves but will keep their attention-seeking anyway.

>>6687071
That's none of my fucking concern. I'm not being stupid, I'm pointing out that he's stupid. Please shut the fuck up, your dainty little queer.

>>6687057
eat my dick
>>6687052
but even in the face, most of them are like cute af

>>6686992

clownshoes lives in Nottingham, he most likely went to University of Nottingham, Nottingham Trent University, or University of Derby

He doesn't seem like a guy who would go to a university hours away from home since he's so dependent on his parents.

>>6687082
look up the ddunner krueger effect

>>6687084
it's entirely possible that being attractive makes them more likely to be picked up by the olympic team of their country

>>6687090
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-notable-flaws-in-Dunning-Kruger-as-a-theory

I didn't say I was smart, nor that I wasn't stupid. I said I wasn't *being* stupid.

On top of being an annoying queer, you're also, surprise, fucking stupid. I'm not going to give (You) any more attention now.

>>6687060
lmao

>>6687094
you literally just fell for a nonsense bait and you're telling me you're not stupid but I am? lol

>>6687082

lmaooooo anustriggered

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>>6687082
>I'm not being stupid, I'm pointing out that he's stupid
That's pretty stupid, considering all it amounts to in the end is bitching. You're not handing out righteous justice, just insisting other people post according to your own tastes on a chinese cartoon site, and the cherry on the cake that is this stupidity is the fact you lack the self awareness to see how stupid it is. Do you genuinely believe that you're not being retarded right now? Are you that blind?

Clownshoes is a Twenty-six year old university dropout virgin who hasn't been outside or talked to anyone in years. He has no friends and just plays video games all day and attempt to be funny on here. Why would anyone really want to be friends with such a loser?

>>6687094
This article is very bad and dumb. It doesnt really say anything about the dunning-kruger effect other than that idiots misinterpret how it works.

>>6687124

he seems nice to me

i dropped out of highschool and literally didnt talk to anyone or do anything for a bit, and i recovered really well - i have faith he can do the same

you on the other hand seem like a bit of a cunt

>>6687124
:farts:

>>6687157
>tfw no slav dicked bf

>>6687177

>>6687177
Me

>>6687124
Because I'm older than him but still worse, at least he has video games. I don't even really like those. So he's younger than me and has more interests. If he doesn't change now his life will be really horrible.

>>6687177
horror

>>6687177
The tranny

>tfw engaged to a musclebear

:")

>get messaged first
>ask them something
>they answer with one word
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?

>>6687176
we are not a race to have specific kind of dicks. slavs are white. its just that anglos currently claim the whiteness, but slavs will rise once again and we'll rule over the earth

>>6687200
men are cunts, go with a submissive roastie instead

>>6687194
God i fucking wish

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I just remote viewed clownshoes trip password. :3

>>6687230
good for you

try to remote view mine now

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>>6687230

It's official. Wizzyboo is starting the mtf transition.

>>6687206
But I have my samovar and no steppe bf

>>6687230
Guess I'll change it. Wow that was hard.

>>6687244
literally who.
>>6687250
:) :) im glad 4 u. i have no bf and will die alone doing genocides in victoria 2

>>6687264
Nice try asshat

>>6687264
>>6687276
Can you guys stop trying to steal my trip, please?

>>6687264
>>6687276
>>6687280

I'm the real Clownshoes. No one has a leg up on me.

>>6687280
>>6687276
>>6687264
Fuck you guys, I mean really.

Give me 5 min I'll post a timestamp proof with this trip.

>>6687265
Пoчeмy жизнь

I'm into foot choking

I propose a competition to determine the real clownshoes: Whoever can make the most autistic, attention-whoring post gets to keep the name. Deal?

Anyone want to wheel around with me and polish my rims?

>>6687300
I'm almost enjoying all this attention, but then I remember no one will date me because I smell like cheese and feet because I didn't leave my apartment in months.

>tfw no clown shoes bf that will fuck you tonight

>>6687300
I don't have to prove myself to any of you because I'm so much better than all of you by virtue of having attended Cambridge. Now excuse me while I leave you guys to your own devices; I have to go play World of Warcraft with my buttplug in me.

>>6687326
Oh, he really attended Cambridge? It must have been traumatic, being subtly bullied by all the finest beyond-normies gents there.

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>>6687244
Pls never.

stop

>>6687300
What is your damage?

>>6687331
why are you guys still here? its been years. it's embarrassing.

>>6687244
Always knew wiz was a tranny.

>>6687244

why would anyone do this. who would want some disgusting half-man/half-women artificially mutilated body. All MTFs should just be happy with their role as fuccbois instead of taking hormones.

>>6687326
>>6687330


I was in the 90th percentile of my class before the accident happened that caused me to dropout.

Why are Ian and Mickey (US Shameless) so irresistibly cute? Is it just because they break so many stereotypes? I literally can't fall asleep as long as I'm watching the show because of wanting to see them.

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>>6687244

Congrats! Work those curves!

>>6687411
I believe you, of couse. how could I not

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How many bananas did you eat today?

haven't posted on here in a year

what's up guys?

>>6687429
Clouds.

Gottem.

>>6687387
Why is she on All Stars

>>6687429
A certain someone was deemed too autistic for the military, and has been on a shitposting bonanza for the last few months, going so far as to split into several different personalities.

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A poz couple just messaged me on a hook up app.
Am I gonna die?

>>6687457
Probably not, but your phone is diseased now. I suggest discarding it

>>6687331
Saw you at your workplace the other week big boy.
That ass of yours is looking mighty fine ;)

>>6687035
>this is what happens when you dont give athletes steroids

seriously if you train without juice you become unbalanced as fuck and this shit happens

>>6687469
it also might be because of his huge upper body falling onto his chicken legs from that height

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>message guy that meets my criteria on Grindr
>less than a kilometre away
>seems really into it, we share locations
>"THATS MILES AWAY MATE"
>less. Than. A. Kilometre.
>decides we should save it for a better day because he can't be arsed to walk and meet me half way

I'm mad. And thirsty.

>>6687134
aka the Meta Dunning-Kruger Effect

>>6687124
because I am a 24 year old university dropout/graduate who has no friends and plays video games all day and I enjoy humor

I dont enjoy cunt though, so ima have to ask you to please leave

>>6687489
That's like 50 feet in real measurements. Go out and fuck your neighbor

>>6687506
How could anyone play that many video games? Even in middle school when I I was gay for nerd culture I only played for like 3 hours tops? Tell me what game is so damned good that you can play it for so long

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>>6687463
It's treason..

>>6687331

Ride me powerbottomspdaddy

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>tfw you will never teach SP how to ride a bicycle

>>6687514
I like games where its more about the opponent than the game, ie counterstrike, League of legends, starcraft etc. Every game is different because every opponent is different

single player and grindy shit is interesting once in a while but not my thing

>>6687540
I can ride them without a seat

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can one be mentally stable and now have any contact or interaction with the outside world in 5-6 years?

>>6687559
Sure. I'd consider them more mentally stable than those whose mental stability is utterly reliant upon the whims of others in their life. Normies glorify themselves and physical social interaction too much

Humans are social creatures on an evolutionary level. I don't understand why it's trendy to use normie as an insult.

>>6687598

shut the fuck up normie scum

>>6687541
ive played heroes of the storm for a while and i can tell u that sometimes the biggest opponent is your teammates which isnt fun

>>6687514
i usually multitask?
desu if you're finding yourself bored of tasks specifically designed to be engrossing in just 3 hours, the issue probably lies with you somewhere

>>6687489
could you not have just walked the whole way? lol

>>6687479
it really looked like he not only bungled the landing, but that the material wasn't quite right for this routine. that padding had a ridiculous amount of give for gymnastics.

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>>6687633

I'm not a normie but I make an effort to be social, in fact I'm heading out in an hour to a bar with some buddies then we're gonna play nighttime volleyball.

Maybe try some stuff and maybe you'll be less bitter

>>6687559

I've seen his type of behavior before in terrorists and ex-terrorists I've interrogated with my line of work.

Clownshoes could be a sleeper cell without any knowledge he's been programmed to carry out a certain task. Often intelligent people are used for nefarious purposes by different organizations associated with popular universities. He could be one such subject.

That's the only thing that truly explains his odd behavior IMO. He's been programmed and is waiting to be used by his controller/handler.

It's also possible his controller/handler is in jail or has died and can no longer activate Clownshoes subconscious to carry out the mission intended for him. Most controllers/handlers install suicidal programming that automatically kicks in if the subject doesn't carry out the mission by a certain time/date so they eventually kill themselves.

Clownshoes appears to be in the last stage of the suicidal programming, but he seems to have been in it for years if one is to judge his posts here. He seems to constantly struggling if he should take his own life or not. It's not something that can overridden unless you know the command/code. I recommend Clownshoes find a deprogrammer.

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>>6687598
Normie detected. Keep telling yourself it's an evolutionary advantage being tied to the fickle whims of others, utterly reliant on social and material wealth that can and will inevitably crumble around you.

normies fear the idea of happiness and fulfilment independent of their involvement. That's why they try so hard to bully those that discard them, they're trapped in the social cycle and realise they'll be nothing if other people don't need them. They're literally THREATENED by the idea of someone being able to achieve happiness alone, but they don't realise that this same idea would free them from the feelings that make them feel so threatened and reliant in the first place.

>>6687702
I've never seen a more a verbose attempt to rationalize sociopathy

new thread:
>>6687752
>>6687752
>>6687752

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>>6687732
Here it is. Do you see it? The normie resorts to the demonisation of independence, comparing it to sociopathy. Sociopaths thrive in social environments, what I suggest is the removal of need for a social environment that would make one vulnerable to sociopathic manipulation by your average normie scumbag.

You all act so petty and cruel, yet try to demonise those that want nothing to do with you and your judgemental behaviour, using it as further excuse to expand upon your deranged cruelty. It's sickening, you're truly brainwashed.

>>6687702
bruh

I got schizoid personality disorder (basically dont have the capacity for love, don't like people or socializing) and I realize that socializing is a normal healthy thing to do. Even though I don't like it I do it because it makes my brain work gooder.

>>6687955
Normality is a stupid thing to appeal towards and I would hardly call socialising healthy when I look at the relationships of normal people.