Gay General: Piggyback Edition

>>6675720

Whats so bad about this guy army bro ?

He seems kind of dorky and nerdy like you desu.

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>>6677676

Meme culture should not be put on a dating profile.

Probably screams big guy 4 u during climax

>>6677724
>Probably screams big guy 4 u during climax

Be honest has this ever happened to you ?

>>6677739

No because I've never dated a memer.

Closest was a guy calling me daddy during sex, which was fucking weird and I didn't like it. I'm nothing close to that lol

>>6677742

But aren't you a memer ? Do you talk bout 4chan in real life ?

>>6677670
Good edition op. As a reward I shall restart with my daily reminder posts.

>>6677756
stop posting

>>6677766

Why ? What do you dislike about me ?

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>>6677724
thats my fetish hothead

well i'm gonna have a shitty birthday

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>>6677742
memers are the best lovers desu

>>6677774
everything

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>>6677724
Just saying, but a guy like you that spend so much money on figurines of nerdy things shouldn't be so picky when it comes to that kind of thing.

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>>6677670
Daily reminder that if you are a top and can't give your bottom bitch a piggy back ride then you are a failure as an alpha straight man. Daily reminder that after the piggy back ride if you don't mount your fuckboy and make the piggy squeal then you are a filthy bottom.

Daily reminder that bottoms are cock sleeves for the use of straight alpha males.

Daily reminder that power bottoms aren't real.

Daily reminder that power bottoms are just straight manlets who have given up on the vaginal jew and tell themselves that they are gay.

This is the opinion of Dr R. Ryan, the whitest man in Argentina. Remember to report and not reply to commenters who disagree with this fact.

>>6677864

pls explain ? I don't get it do you even know who I am ?

>>6677992
He's trolling you.

>>6677992
u like army = unlikable yourself

>>6677995

So he doesn't hate me ?

Why is this place so confusing ? desu

On tinder someone put autism consultant as their job

*dropped*

>>6677169
your so thirsty for (You)'s , arent you ?

>>6678096
You're.

>>6678117
sorry mom

>>6678131
You will be.

You will be.

>>6678138
what
Is that a threat

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>Tfw you've wanked to yourself

Stiller would be proud

>>6678145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUoBkhTFdWA

>>6678152
Congrats.

>>6678155
Says a shut-in

>>6678173
rollin

>>6678173
;_;

>>6678173
pls let me get fucked by me

>>6678173
reroll

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>>6678201
nice try

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>>6678201
me

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>>6678173
>this is what tripfags look like

>>6678206
....sorry??
>>6678207
??

>>6678173
in order
1: 1/10
2:2/10
3: 4/10
4: 1/10
5: 6/10
6: 1/10
7: 1/10
8: 1/10
9: 7/10
0: 5/10
grninch: 12/10
hitler: 10/10
clownshoes: 4/10

>>6678173
Okay why the fuck not

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>>6678173
Good Christ, Clowny.

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>>6678408
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DID I ROLL!?

>>6678372
You let the dumb shit people say go and and offer them positive words as opposed to negativity.

Being kind is nice if it's who you are and you like it. You can't fake it.

Sorry Grinch, but slamming on trans folks just fits you and I can't see you any other way.

>>6678427
sound like white male NEETs t b h

>>6678173
praying 4 quads

>>6678427
I agree with >>6678430

White folk be errywhere man!

>>6678173
They're all ugly

(except for rugby)

what is this

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>>6678485

its the gay general thread on 4chan for advice, discussion of homorelated topics and bitchy backbiting about tripfags.

we spend most of our time on the latter.

>>6678408
Try not to get fooled by pictures straight from google images, chum.

>>6678542
Are you cute? I imagine that you're rather decent.

>>6678556
We'll probably never know.

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>>6678573
>tfw Clown might be legit attractive

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

>>6678173
I never thought I'd get sick to my own pic but christ, its so bad
anyway rolling

>>6678601
Yeah, I'm sure a lot of people are gonna lose sleep over that one.

>>6678601
I don't think he needs to be a looker anyway, if he looked decent he seems like he'd have a cute personality that would shine through it.

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>>6678173
Rolling for my husband

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>>6678766
DELTE THIZ

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>>6678766
GET!

>grinch doesn't count he's not a real person

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>>6678769
Delete yourself from this world.

>>6677868

I'm 3/3 for attractive nerds so far I've dated.

Plus I never tell people what or how much I collect. Had a friend Grindr robbed and I'm paranoid

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>>6678780
I literally had the noose around my neck, then Shitler reminded me that dubs is Grinch.
Eat shit, leafnigger.

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>>6678788
Grinch isn't even a real person.

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tfw you have the opportunity to fuck the hottest guy with the fattest cock on grindr but you have to turn him down because he has a girlfriend and you're a moralfag

>>6678801
You only live once. Chances are their relationship is going downhill anyway since he's on grindr.

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>>6678794
Deal with it, you little bitch.
I will take what is rightfully mine.

>>6678801
It's not like they're married.

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>"aww you're so cute"
>"cute boy"
>"cutie"

Does nobody else feel patronised by this sort of thing? Just once I want to be told I'm hot or handsome or something, not talked to like a child or a puppy

>>6678801
i think u did the right thing anon

*hug*

>>6678818
are you a lil bitchboy nerdy twink or actually like a man?

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>>6678818
stop being a child or a puppy then

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Man

>>6678818
>not wanting to be cute

>>6678819
thank you, it was surprisingly difficult to do.
I did however tell him if he was ever to break up with his girlfriend i'd be straight on that dick and he should contact me immediately

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>>6678830
>>6678818

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMN-gNfdaY

>>6678835
I want to be seen as equals by prospective partners.
>>6678830
Im not, i have a professional job and i dont act dumb or whatever, im a pretty quiet and reserved guy
>>6678824
A twink? Maybe in the way that im young and thin and i cant grow much body hair, but i dont think that makes me less of a man?

>>6678859
>being insecure to the point of thinking someone calling you cute means they don't see you as an equal
lol girl

>>6678859
a job doesn't make a man, shyness is a feminine quality

>>6678859
>twink
>shy and quiet
>wants to be my equal
good one

>>6678887
Femininity doesnt make you less of a man..?
>>6678900
>implying i want to be your equal
>implying im not already better

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>>6678973
>femininity doesn't make you less of a man
Um, yes it does.

>>6678973
>overcompensation for perceived self inadequacy
hmmmm

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>>6678973

maybe you should eat more and lift some weights if you want to be more intimidating inperson

it would be more proactive than just complaining about it here

>>6678980
Everybody has feminine traits
>>6678981
I dont think im inadequate?
>>6678986
I dont want to be intimidating, just respected

>>6678818
Use it while is lasts anon, I can get that you want to be called handsome, however if you just have a cute facial type that's pretty much it.

Could be down to what you wear and how you act though.

Basically, live it up for now, one day you'll get old and lose the cute appeal.

>>6678999
excessive feminine traits makes you nothing more than a woman with a penis.

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>>6678999

then why dont you do something worth respect?

people who are jacked get respect because getting jacked requires a LOT of time and effort. Similarly, supersmart guys get respect for their dedication to their field.

What do you do that means you deserve respect?

just asking for it means nothing

>>6679004
Why are you even being mean right now?
>>6679003
I wear a suit pretty regularly, otherwise probably a plain tshirt, sweater and jeans or something like that
>>6679013
I just want common respect, i dont need to be indimidating or admired, lots of people get respect just for looking more masculine or a little older but there are aome guys who just treat me like im some other unrelateable species

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>>6679017
>wah wah ur so mean
>I'm a man guise, respect me pls

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>>6679017

so basically you have done nothing to earn respect, you dont look like youve done something to earn respect and you spend your free time whining about respect on the internet

i think i can see why you dont get any desu

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>>6679017
I'm being rational and level-headed. If you can't deal with reality maybe you should live through a tumblr group.

>>6679031
>i think i can see why you dont get any desu
Who says? I have a boyfriend
>>6679037
>>6679029
Ah whatever

>>6679044
>disregarding facts
a female/religious trait

"I feel; therefore it is"

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>>6678836
>tfw faced with same situation I've hopped on the dick everytime because deep down I am a slut and a piece of shit.

>>6679044
Sorry
I'm just memeing you

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>>6679052
Oh my.

>>6679044

any respect i meant

although its funny you felt so insecure you had to whip that card out at the slightest provocation

How do I take a good butt picture?

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>>6679050
Just cus you feel it doesn't mean it's there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AQSLozK7aA

*faint rattling sounds*

>>6679067

Get a colonoscopy

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>>6679067

45 degrees to camera
put weight on farthest hip
bend closer leg slightly
arch back
take picture

pic related, i have a terrible ass but i can make it look okay with cheaty posing and angles

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>>6679067
>>6679088

alternately:

switch to front camera
hold camera below your butt pointing up
arch back like the hunchback of Notre Dame
take picture in sidecast diffuse lighting
afterwards adjust hue to compensate for shitty front camera

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>>6679100
>taking pictures with toilet visible in background

>>6679088
>>6679100

that's all good advice
but me personally
i'm all about the cheeks being stretched apart
so I can see the pinkness of that booty hole
if that booty hole don't look virginal and tight and lickable
my dick won't get hard
no matter how nice & fit
a guys butt cheeks might look

>>6679107

how embarassing

god forbid someone knows i have a TOILET in my BATHROOM

madness!

>>6679118

im not going to post my actual butthole on 4chan, it seems like a step too far

but between you and me it is super pink

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>>6679120
Try to take pictures without it in view next time you lowbrow slag.

>>6679126

>it's super pink

Mmm...makes me hard just thinking about your lickable pink boipussy.

>>6679118
Same, gotta see the hole. Except that booty hole gotta be sloppy, loose, and brown. None of that virgin pink shit. Or my dick don't get hard. You feel me?

>>6679133

Nah, you're nasty. I ain't feeling you at all.
No one wants a stank ass unless you're poz and mentally ill.

>>6679133
Nnnn mess my shit hole up daddy.

>>6679017
Well its not generally the clothes you wear, as long as they are just regular clothing, its more so your facial type and hair. Height and stature, a lot comes in to play. Oh and yeah if course just the way you generally act and your mannerisms.

Honestly though I wouldn't be concerning myself with wanting to be viewed "equal" with others, being different is what humans are about, just use your cuteness to the advantage now.

>>6679137
Plot twist. It was a very poorly concieved joke all along. -mirroring your comment's style, and equally picky, but in a different way.

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>>6679067

>on bed
>Reach arm out
>point phone towards butt
>tighten butt cheeks
>snap

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>>6679128

yes sir

>>6679177

>tighten buttcheeks

amateur

unless youre fat, relaxed is best

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You'd think a guy who was FIT would have a better ass than this.

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>>6679196
>2012

>>6679196

>godawful lighting
>flatback
>upward angle
>baggy shirt

considering, its actually not bad

with lighting like >>6679177 i bet its fantastic

I only swapped some pseudo-blowjobs with another kid when I was young

am I a virgin

>>6679202

He should post a new one taken by SP after he seeded him

>>6679209

you're not a oral virgin

What the hell is with guys on Grindr asking for pics and then not sending any in return?

>>6679225

that's how it is on all gay dating/hookup apps

tons of uglies and old men trying to get cuties to send them pics/nudes

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>>6677724
>Probably screams big guy 4 u during climax

>>6679225
They save the pics and then use them.

>>6679237
Unless my entire area is filled with chubby chasers I'm not so sure of that.

>>6679222
it was practically tongueing

>>6679208
>with lighting like >>6679177 (You) i bet its fantastic

It's not just the lightning, it's the tanned skin on my lower back which gives more definition in a lighting situation to make my butt look more pronounced

If you're pasty and white that angle most likely wouldn't look as good.

>>6679240
Well then there's your answer. They stop talking to you because your disgusting. Loose weight fatty.

>>6679244
Can confirm, am pasty and white and just tried it before immediately deleting the pictures in shame.

>>6679253
They keep talking to me and asking if I can come over, but they don't ever send any pictures.

http://66.media.tumblr.com/b373e4ef654e856d9105833c9e1ba137/tumblr_o9pan4D11f1sa9bcdo1_500.jpg

Anyone else only like small twink butts?
I want the guy to actually feel my dick inside him.

>>6679253
Naw, im a pretty good looking guy. People do this to me all the time as well. I just dont send pics now unless they send some first. Most of the time they wont send any at all. They're just a bunch of greedy goblins.

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>>6679257
this angle usually works alright for me
doesn't show too much when naked

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>>6679225
>but I'm so straight and my masculinity is fragile and I wanna be discreet so I can't show you myself
>but you should gimme pics anyway

I actually appreciate men who straight up send nudes and cock pics the most. Even if they're not a 10/10, confidence earns respect. I also just like cock.

>face is in grindr profile pic

am i playing with fire here?

>>6679299
No, it's pretty normal unless you're closeted. I keep my face in mine. I know a prof who has his face on his grindr.

To me if you dont have your face on your grindr it says you are insecure or closeted, AKA not bf material, hookup at best.

>>6679313
Although grindr is mainly for hookups, so that's fine. You just probably won't find as many matches.

>>6679275
>his dick isn't big enough to pleasure a man so he fucks children

>>6679335

>not wanting to rattle a skinny guys bones

are you even gay?

If I wanted a guy with a big butt and hips I'd fuck a woman.

Men are meant to be leaner than women and skinny.

>>6679358
hey daddy

t. skellyking

>>6679361
Post more bony belly.

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>>6679358
lean =/= skinny you weirdass pedo

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>>6679366
aight

>>6679373

why do you have 2 bellybuttons?

>>6679378
meta human

>>6679378
He is surgically altered so you have two places to shoot cum on his tummy.

>>6679373
Lewd pants drop though, are you trying to seduce me? That's gay.

>>6679382
gotta showcase the bones
ya know

>>6679382
Hey, kr
what's up? how are you these days?

>>6679396
this is 4chan, not a coffee shop. why dont you keep the pointless banalities to skype?

>hitler camwhoring
>disgusted
>time to do something productive

>>6679405

i get this when rugby posts desu

>>6679404
sorry
>>6679373
wow TWO BELLY BUTTONS
>>6679404
is that better anon?

>>6679412
I struggle to think of a single generally constructive post you have ever made here. Why do you trip? At least the other tripfags have unique experiences to draw on or are hot camwhores. Youre just a boring ugly dude.

>>6679373
>le edgy satanic tattoo

>>6679424
just to annoy you is the point I think
and I have, i'd argue that theres some other name/trips that just piss about posting jack shit mostly but hey who am i to judge? you think that of me so its kinda subjective
I was talking about my sexual (if you can believe it) experiences last night and some people enjoyed
another perk of the tripping schick, is if you don't like my posts, filter me so you don't see them anymore,

Would you rather date a stupid human with a dog dick or a smart (like a human) dog with a human dick?

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What did you fags have for breakfast?

Porridge master race.

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i fucking hate when str8 people are cockteases

just the worst

>>6679432

do we have to have this conversation every day?

>>6679434

ngl if your only argument is that everyone can just filter you youve gotta wonder what exactly youre tripping for

it feels pointless and i dont get why you wouldnt just post anon, especially since you arent someone who posts pics of themself all the time

>>6679434
Are you seriously over 18? Wow.

>>6679444
I had crushed hopes & dreams with tears.

>>6679448
I get your point but I'm saying the people that don't like me so far are you and ... you
so when it seems like the minority, just filter me.
and if you read the mid section of my post, other people apparently enjoy my posting, as hard as that is to believe

>do we have to have this conversation every day?
apparently so, it's gay gen theres like 10-15 thread topics that and conversations that just repeat constantly
cockteasing straight friends is one of them, too
>>6679455
apparently so

>>6679442
Damn, tough call, I'd go with smart dog.

>>6679396
Decent, not much new really. Getting another bike tomorrow so I can use it for bits to build my one.

I also just tried to fix an old iPhone, its a 32Gb one and I pretty much brimmed that with photos and videos and I can't get them off of it :/

The battery tab fell off the motherboard and its soooo small I can't solder it or just hook wires up. I think I'll have to get another cheap ass iPhone with a broken screen or something off eBay and put the logic/memory board into that one.

Its annoying because if I plug the thing in it will actually attempt to boot without a battery, but it realises this and won't post, so I can't get a damn thing off it right now.

>>6679391
Maybe show more bones, breathe in even harder this time, I want to be able to count the ribs!

>>6679448
>do we have to have this conversation every day?
only every time it's visible in one of my photos

>>6679456
omg same

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Is is this just feel bad for cute pictures central?

>>6679467
>I want to be able to count the ribs!
gross
I'm not /that/ skinny

>>6679444

steak, broccoli and peas

Would you rather have sex with a stupid human with a cat tail + anus or a smart (like a human) cat with a human anus + glutes?

>>6679444
A cup of tea and last nights dinner.

>>6679477
You can be, you just have to breathe in hard enough!

>>6679467
that fucking sucks, my phone's just fucked now. have to get a replacement.
my laptop is in such a shitty state that i have to plug in a usb keyboard to type because the onboard on is buggered.
>>6679444
some good old muesli

>>6679448
>>6679455
When you post bullshit this meaningless you lose all right to demand that other people explain and validate their posting habits. Like you even need a reason to trip when most of you don't even have a reason to exist, let alone post at all.

It's a fucking general, not some shitty 2 second thread on /v/ or /pol/ or whatever cesspool of shitposting you crawled out of, same rules don't apply. People can post how they like just as you can bitch.

>>6679489
But you dont know what I post cause im anonymous. You have no idea whether most of my posts are good or not, whereas because of his trip I know that none of irishanons posts are worth a damn.

And today, in another edition of "gaygen gets ruined because the anons take the narcissist trips' bait"

>>6679478
>red meat
>broccoli
Your cum must taste super rank.

>>6679489
Woah, shit.

>>6679488
Haha, I remember having to use the windows on board keyboard for a while, that's rather fun, having to click every letter.

Yeah, I've had an idea though, I might jump the battery + - connection and see if that makes it thing it has one and just posts. It does have two other connectors on it though, these are usually data lines but generally just for charge level, over charge protection and stuff. I'm assuming the iPhone will be very basic and just look for a completed circuit to indicate a battery.

>>6679495
>4chan
>mandatory high quality posts
pick one
I've seen anons post lol and same in these fucking threads and you think a few sentences are bad

>>6679495
Good is subjective, no matter what you post it's meaningless bullshit on a chinese cartoon site, so don't pretend you're some morally superior mega-poster putting those filthy low quality trips in their place. You're just a cunt contributing nothing but bitching to the thread and yet somehow demanding that other posters adhere to these invisible posting quality laws that are conveniently lined up with your own tastes.

>>6679503
Fair enough, I know very little about that sorta thing so good luck any how

>>6679510
What phone will you get? I need a new one, this thing is just slow as shit lately and the new generations of it are the same price but they have a lot of additional features.

>>6679500

doesnt matter, im the bottom

plus i gotta get big, theres no other way

>>6679515
I was thinking huawei y6 because its a decent leap for my broken phone and pretty cheap.
It's not like im going to use the phone for much more then whatsapp and phone calls desu

>>6679444
Blueberry miniwheats. Noms

>>6679523
>not being a complete faggot and buying an iPhone

Think of all the bragging you can do about all the money you wasted on it.

>>6679530
Only if he gets the Apple™ iWatch® and the Apple™ TV©©©®

>>6679523
I think they're decent now, I'm out of the loop on tech but they seem to be coming up. Seen a fair few ads on TV recently actually.

>>6679530
Currently using my iphone & browsing 4chan on my macbook pro ; ^ )

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>>6679530
>this general

>>6679537

me on the right

>>6679537
>That fat girl
Her eyes are so sad. You can feel the self-loathing and body image issues radiating from her. How can they be so abusive? Why do those parents hate their children so much that they feed them diabetes in a cup?

Americans are fucking disgusting, I hope your country burns in a nuclear holocaust. It's the only way to rid the world of this disgusting culture that promotes being fat.

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>>6679535
currently using my macbook pro running debian +Openbox/KDE to post in this thread :^)

>>6679550
Kinda like a young David Tennant.

>>6679550
post a picture from a proper angle, not looking to the side, not covering a third of your face and not using black clothes to hide a potentially bad body shape

you might be cute but I want to be sure before I blow a load

>>6679530
idk i don't want to sink 600 euro into a status symbol. my dick just isn't small enough to justify that
>>6679534
my friend has one and said it was an improvement from his samsung so i thought why not? better then sticking with HTC
>>6679557
if david tennant was addicted to dog dick

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>>6679563
this is aced

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>>6679537
more like this

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>>6679575

>>6679569
that picture had shit quality and his hairstyle is different though, so I'm assuming it's older and not representative of what he might be now

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>>6679569
maybe before I lost 30 pounds to become lord emperor skeleton which fixed my cheek definition
>>6679557
who
>>6679563
dc lmao

>>6679575
the guy who took the screenshot looks like a cutie though

>>6679590
>fixed my cheek definition
*improved
idk about fixed ; ^ )))

>>6679590
>dc lmao

You're posting pictures of yourself, while tripping, on a gay general on 4chan. Saying that you "don't care" when you obviously do is just sad and borderline cringey. Just say you don't want to do it, you attention whore.

>>6679590
Scottish actor, rather attractive in my opinion. Pretty popular last few years, not seen much of him lately though, he was probably best known for his role in doctor who.

>>6679565
Sounds decent then if it was actually liked by him more than his Samsung.

>>6679590

>post completely unprompted picture
>'i-i dont care about attention'

mmkay

>>6679592
>literally a few pixels wide
>cutie
You're very desperate aren't you?

Went to bed at 8pm yesterday and woke up an hour ago, i feel dead inside.

>>6679609
Nah, he's just wearing glasses and seems to have an okay frame, okay haircut and okay face shape. The thumbnail might be deceptive, obviously, but I'd guess he's 5+/10.

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>>6679599
oh you're right I always thought i looked like this psycho qt. My daddy issues make me want to be him 2

>>6679599
I think other then his stint in Jessica jones and broadchurch, he mostly does theater now

yeah exactly, its good praise

>>6679373

why do you have 2 belly buttons?

>>6679741
he is a twin

>>6679741
there was a slight manufacturing fault in assembly
the newer model won't have this issue

>>6679549
Well look at their parents. They probably had a decent enough upbringing and gradually put on fat. Now they're adults and don't really care.

Their girl though. She's probably a teenager now, and I bet she's even heavier and even unhappier now. Worst case she'll kill herself or she's got diabetes already.

I really hope parents will stop doing this to their kids.

>>6679741
it's a scar

>>6679746
this
all twins have this scar

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>>6679741
Do you not?

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what did he mean by this?

>>6679851
just say when you want to meet and i'll see if im free, if so i will fuck you

>>6679851
*say when, and if I'm free, I will fuck you

>>6679851
he has hiv

>>6679851
Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formuoli

>tfw I will never date any of my favorite tripfags
>will never be army's dirty gringo; he will never make me smell his stinky mexican feet and apologize for supporting trump
>will never be spooned by KR as he spergs out about cars
>will never cuddle next to rugby will he reads mein kamp and plots the rise of the new british empire

;_;

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>>6680013
tbf I met KR and sadly that scenario didn't happen
feels bad man

>>6680013
your favourite tripfags are two of the worst (both in terms of opinions as in terms of looks), wth?

>>6680013
Im so glad after bullying my anon faggot followers I don't have a bunch of anon autists saying weird shit.

By far my least favorite group of people are the groupies here.

>>6680044

I think you turned off your trip ?

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>>6680013
>rugby
>caring at all about Britain
>not sucking uncle sam's cock at every chance

>The Spartacus universe will never be real
>You'll never be a slave in a nice ludus fighting for glory with your brothers and lover(s)
>You'll never buy your own freedom
>You'll never ascend the political ladder of Rome

feels bad man

>>6680057
They said it even without it. They definitely annoyed me the most over nostalgia oldfags or clownshoes or anybody else. Groupies are cancer

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Lads changed my blank grindr text to say

>right leaning and traditional

not a single message since

>>6680123
>implying that you ever got messages in the first place

>>6680115
Wait, if this image is correct, then why do people call irishanon ugly? He's in the top 3 of all those people.

>>6680123
I got plenty you little shit, I'm a catch.

>>6680147
hahahaha

>>6680157
fat ugly and insecure dude detected

>>6680146

>>6680159

>>6680115
based rugby desu

>>6680169
you're a catch all right, as in you catch all the diseases just by being such a slut

>>6679052
Fuck Morals.

>>6679281
God, youre lovely.

>>6680240
>ripped jeans
>lovely

it's one of the trashiest trends ever and he's into it so I doubt it

Is it just me or does Tinder gps spoofing not work anymore?

>>6680240
same

>>6680257
they're the only pair of ripped jeans I own tbf
and they're vintage

I am a bit trashy though, I'll take that

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Even fit would go gay for selfie daddy >>>/fit/38184697

>>6680264
it's ok, at least you have good taste in socks. just throw out the ugly ripped jeans and I'll retract my statement

>met up with a cute nerdy guy from 4chan similar to myself, both had e-feelings for each other, talked everyday for hours
>slightly awkward at first but ended up having beautiful and tender sex with lots of kisses, handholding and snuggling
>he left a couple of days ago
>haven't heard a word from him since, no reply to texts

What happened? I miss him so much already. Thinking about it, there's even a slim chance he's reading this...

>>6680272
>footfag
creepiest of fetishes

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>>6680280
Please bully me. I could use the encouragement.

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>>6680280

>>6680292
I'm not a footfag, I just think the socks are cute.

>>6680305
i feel you
cute socks are the best

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post pictures of you in 5 years

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>>6680326

>>6680319
what's your opinion on ankle socks with a different colour for the sole?

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>>6680305
I'll let it slide this time, pal

>>6680326

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>>6680326

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>>6680326

>>6680345
>that apartment

>>6680356
that's the best part
nothing but a few pillows on the floor and an ashtray

>>6680341
desu i don't like ankle socks
but my fave pair is a grey pair of crew socks that have a red band and heel and toe

>>6680345
this makes me so sad

>>6680287
Please respond

>>6680343
>>6680345
this saddens me

>>6680360
>not liking ankle socks
I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me, but I don't think this conversation is going to work out

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>wanna call bf 'daddy' in bed
>dont know if he'll get weirded out, especially since im taller and more muscular than him

do i bring it up before, during or after sex?

>>6680368
>exposing ankles
Slut. Knee high socks are best.

>>6680360
I primarily wear solid black ankle socks

>>6680375
knee high socks are trash
if anything long, thigh high

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>>6680326

gonna get huuuge

>>6680369
surprise him
say something real slutty like "god i need your cock so bad daddy"

>>6680382
i primarily wear solid black crew socks b/c fuck wearing ankle socks and boots
also +1 thigh high

>>6680369
Before. Just ask him if he'd be cool with any nicknames between you, don't ruin the moment during sex.

>>6680382
Need to get some thigh high socks, for science purposes.

>>6680390
Well I only wear boots, but I tuck my pants into them, so socks aren't an issue

>>6680398
I owned a pair of grey thigh highs back in my more, "androgynous" days

>>6680369
if he's one for jokes, start crying and calling him daddy while insinuating he's raping you and you want him to stop

when he says "wtf" explain that you wanted to call him daddy and that by making the situation weird (through pretending you were being raped and crying), you took the attention off the fact that you were calling him daddy. he'll laugh and accept the new nickname

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>sort of like your best friend
>try to keep that shit under wraps
>half convince yourself that you just feel really intense feelings of friendship towards him
>shit post on here
>kind of start to accept the fact you like him
>having sex dreams now

I'm feel fucking filthy man.

>>6680401
whenever i've worn ankle socks with them they'd just like pull down and get under my foot and it was miserable

>>6680406
>start crying and calling him daddy while insinuating he's raping you and you want him to stop
absolutely do not do this

>>6680414
>absolutely do not do this
did you read the rest of the post? he's meant to do it as a joke

>>6680404
I think I saw a pic of you wearing them, looked pretty cute.

>>6680425
yeah
it just wasn't funny enough

>tfw just pooped in my room, on a bag on the floor, and cleaned myself with tissue paper because I didn't feel like walking to the bathroom

there's no hope left for me is there

>>6680462
>not using a pringles can

>>6680427
Yeah I was probably 18 there
maybe 19

>>6680473
I wouldn't be able to aim into it

I just put the bag on the floor like you'd put newspaper for a dog and shat on it

I'm regretting it pretty hard though

>>6680495
what is this, middle school? jesus fucking christ you people are losers

>>6680411
>lose best friend when he finds out

>>6677670
So, I'm going to university this fall, the first in my family. I'm too embarrassed to ask anyone about living arrangements.

During winterbreak, can you stay in the dorms or are you forced to go leave? I'm going to UCLA if that matters

>>6680495
i'm very direct about my feelings so if someone thinks i'm playing them that's all in their head desu

>>6680507
Why should you be embarrassed about asking such a simple question? What the fuck?

>>6680507

Depends on the uni. On ones that force you to leave you can normally get an exemption if you ask

>>6680504
I know. That's why he's never ever finding the fuck out.

>>6680495
>>6680535
but now i'm so curious who could possibly think that
this is going to eat at me for weeks

>>6680576
not this again
maki fuck off

>>6680576
i guess i should have seen this coming

>>6680594
>Who?
this

All you have to do is shift your awareness from one place to another to get out of depression. It's so easy.

>>6680553
I went on Reddit to ask this question, and got talked down to and told to take it up with the uni. I called and emailed my uni and got no response. I frankly don't know what I'm doing, and have no one to help me with this process. I am literally fumbling my way through

>>6680560
thank you

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>>6680594

>>6680612
reddit seems like such an unhelpful and judgmental place desu

>>6680507
usually you have to leave

my uni put up posters for local hostels and shit

>>6680576
everything i want in life

dicks out for harambe

>>6680640
you want me dressed like a toddler prostitute?
that's filthy

>>6680686
clits out for mitt haromney

>>6680686
I am so fucking sick of hearing about this faggot gorilla. It's the same with that dentist bloke who shot the old lion.

THEY'RE JUST ANIMALS
THEIR LIVES DO NOT MATTER

Plus I fucking hate gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees etc. because of their stupid smug faces. Big fucking deal, you can crack open a coconut with a rock. We've split the fucking atom.

>>6679003
On that day when you are old I hope you have character and can be loved for your integrity. Otherwise your a vapid whore and lose all the value you ever had as a partner.

>>6680756
>not loving animals
You're not even gay.

>>6680775
gee i dunno maybe fucking newspapers and media outlets

Going through Plenty of Fish makes me think I'm not as ugly as I think I am.

>>6680788
i think that is universally accepted as the ugly dating site

>>6680570
Well good luck.
And don't molest him in his sleep unless you're sure he won't find out.

>>6680800
I want to hope things work out with my Army buddy cus he's definitely qt.
He's always so busy though and only responds to emails once a day, I don't know how to advance things either.
We're just asking each other questions right now mostly.

>>6680756

Well their lives do matter a bit when a lot of them are in danger of extinction. Ecosystems are a complex thing and just because humans are at the top doesn't mean we're infallible.

>>6680828
i have no idea what you're talking about

>>6680829
why are you even tryin m8

>>6680686
How about them memes huh. Fucking memes, man.

Also thread hit the limit.

>>6680847

Yeah good question, I guess I just wanted an excuse to post.

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>>6680775
The news is always depressing anyway. Fuck the outside world, I wish I could go live in the mountains with a harem of husbando dakimura and masturbate all day.

>>6680689
bretty much

you have to cum while im balls deep in you tho, otherwise whats the point

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>this guy messages you "hi"
why

>>6680881
He wants that 9 inch clit deep in his daddypussy

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>>6680856
>tfw kind of unironically want one of those pillows

>>6680875
i have never experienced that

>>6680909
well I'm a few inches shy

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How muscular do I have to be before I can change my grindr tribe from "average" to "muscular"?

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>>6680916
Who would you get printed onto it?

Or would you just get a blank bodypillow that you can mentally project onto and cuddle so that you don't have to constantly acknowledge the emptiness inside both yourself and your bed?

>>6680944
i'm not sure
i already have a a body pillow, it's fun to wake up with a morning bone and hump it desu

>>6680936
when you biceps are as big as your head

what's a good nutrition guide? I stopped eating any sweets, drinks besides water and that sorta shit since August 1st, but I want to make sure my meals are nutritious too

woof buds

>>6681069
Count calories. Get yourself a kitchen scale and weigh every ingredient in your meal. Write it down on your phone and write down the caloric value from the package. This way you will easily be able to achieve stable and sustainable weight loss. Aim to eat around 1.500 kcal per day and you'll be fine.