Gay General: Friendship And Bonding Edition

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no i think its kind of hot when people call me names desu

>>6653923
nice people just have ulterior motives/10

>>6653926
>he doesn't want to be nice
confirmed for rude ass bitch

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>>6653926
Then if I call you a faggot, am I not doing you a kindness and nicety by fulfilling your desires? Stupid sluts like you should learn when to speak.

>>6653937
My ulterior motive for being nice is to get other people to be nice to me

>>6653923
>one guy is nice and really romantic
>other guy has a huge cock and spanks my ass

How am I supposed to choose?

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>>6653926
Filthy slut

>>6653941
see
living proof that nice people cannot be trusted baka

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>>6653942

>>6653942
throuples are in
no reason to deprive yourself

>>6653949
>>6653950
They don't really know about eachother. It's getting complicated.

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>>6653937

i wanna be nice to others
just not for people to be nice to me

>>6653939
>>6653944

these guys have the right idea

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I enjoy being nice, because I want to make the whole world smile.

>>6653957
that does sound messy
if you want things to get serious with either of them you're gonna need to disclose that soon desu

>>6653960
h-hi kleppe-chan, you awful bitch

>>6653958
just make sure you say thank you when they call you a worthless piece of garbage

>>6653957
Go with your gut. Or your heart. Or your brain. Which do you actually want more? Maybe flip a coin, see if you feel relieved or disappointed by the result.

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>decide to fap
>forget ive been edging for like a week

Now my torso, face and bed is covered in cum. Can I just leave it or do I have to get up and wash it off?

>>6654013
go clean up you filthy bastard

>>6654016
Fiiiine.

Related question: is it normal that my cum goes transparent within 30s of ejaculation? Ive never seen that happen in porn or anything.

>>6654030
theyre evolving

>>6654013
Cum is good for ur skin

>>6654030
yes, especially when you've been edging it'll be more clean than white
spoiler: the ridiculous giant glue-white cumshots in porn are fake, you can tell when a company shows a real cumshot cause it's like
realistic lol

>trip on, army
I dont understand.

>>6654044
>you can tell when something is real because it's realistic

NO SHIT

>>6654056
listen you smarmy little cockfuck
he was feeling insecure about his jizz and comparing it to porn so it was necessary to explain the obvious

>>6654054
im bullying someone i hate from beyond the grave

How do I make friends who are also homosexual males to bond with?

>>6654070
in person your options are gonna be super limited no matter where you are
i live in la and i'm stuck with clubs and grindr lol
online you can find a gay group for just about any hobby and hopefully someone will be close

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>>6654064
you're even more of a useless puppy than this stupid little shit
go suck a bone or something

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>>6654079
sorry i can't hear you i'm too busy being best puppy

>>6654088
i dont bully circe even tho the discord group hates them. i hate army seperate from the discord group.

>>6654070
I recently met a guy the same age as me that lived down my street.through Grindr. We met up and just walked around exploring and talking about tv shows, vidya, having trouble making friends and how we acted throughout high school to fit in. He also got me high as shit and we just sat around laughing in a field for about half an hour.

Grindr gets a bad rep, but it's universal popularity usually means that it attracts all kinds of homos from all over, and while the majority may want sum dik if you go there looking just for friends you won't be alone.

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>>6654100
who is army and what's the t qorl

>>6654109
i met my only friend in cali on grindr lol
it's 99% for just getting anonymous pozcock, but once in a while you find a gem

>>6654100
>>6654088

I think you two have me confused for someone actually NAMED army in some chat.

>>6654120
i cant even accurately explain why i hate him
i think i sensed that he was a chaser with my gay psychic powers

>>6653942
The one with the huge cock.

Are you even a faggot?

>>6654134
is there even anything to chase here still? last i heard circe was re-de-transing lol

>>6654120
We need a Grindr/tinder app that is made for lonely people just looking for friends.

Show me insecure loners in my area

>>6654141
4chanmobile/soc/.app

>>6654140
maki is a chaser in denial, as is dann

>>6654135
not all of us are braindamaged cumsluts, friend

>>6654124
stop deflecting and apologize to me for every blog post u tricked me into reading

>>6654146
Come on now, I have standards.

How does one cope with the fact that he already wasted his better years away, that he'll never be cute and/or sexually desirable and that he'll forever be retarded? Is an exit bag the only option?

>>6654153
you really shouldn't though

>>6654146
/soc/ is just a bunch of normies

>>6654161
depends
if he craves being a twink at 30, he should consider an exit bag, yeah

>>6654161
>How does one cope with the fact that he already wasted his better years away, that he'll never be cute and/or sexually desirable and that he'll forever be retarded?
Don't remind me!

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>>6654070
Some people have to search for friends?

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>>6654153
i met my first bf on soc

>>6654147
well yeah chasers are everywhere
but after ripbooger2k16 i figured all the ladyboys were gone

>>6654161
by forcing yourself to get over it desu
i really struggled with that for a long time, and still do a little, but they aren't coming back so there's not much purpose in turning yourself in knots over it. better make the best of what you've got.

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>those guys that burst out laughing for at maximum 2 seconds and then for another 4 minutes just keep saying shit like "holy moly""oh god so funny""damn that was hilarious"

>>6654070
first figure out how to make friends in general, seems you may be lacking in that department

How do I get a bf who calls me a good boy

>>6654185
start going to pup night at your nearest leather bar and meeting people

>>6654190

That sounds hard and also I don't have a leather bar

guys I BLEW IT

>be standing in line
>searching on phone for xyz
>guy behind me asks me about xyz
>don't care that he was looking over my shoulder b/c he he was just handsome
>start talking about xyz and find that he's really NICE too
>cashier calls next in line

I'm just kicking myself for not coming up with a way to talk to him again, without being weird

>>6654175
>better make the best of what you've got.

aka die alone. fuck.

srry for mopping like an annoying cunt I'll shut the fuck up now.

does it annoy anyone else to see how desperate some get

>>6654207
hence "in denial"

>>6654202
ya i've never been either, the nearest one is in weho and like it takes 40 minutes into la even with good traffic and i am def not gonna uber that far
but it definitely is the best way to meet pups and handlers

>>6654211
good call, you'll probably just be shat on for it here desu
might do good to talk to a therapist or somethin tho desu

>>6654212
i sorta get why that annoys people, but at the same time it's just like a waste of energy feeling negative about stuff that doesn't directly effect you like that
let em live, let em chase after every nasty dick that comes their way

>>6654161
I'm beginning to think so. Either that or fill your life will meaningless distractions until you block all of that out. Just keep moving forward, never satisfied but never acknowledging why you always have that pit in your stomach.

>>6654075
>i live in la and i'm stuck with clubs and grindr lol
huh, always thought the west coast was really gay

>>6654109
that sounds really good

>>6654184
I've had plenty of them in the past, they all just moved away, except for one who moved in with his gf who hates me. They're both fat rednecks unlike me anyway, so its his loss

this is only a temporary and circumstantial problem

>>6654227
it is, but the thing about the gay community in general is
there's nothing for us besides clubs and apps
stuff like gay book/sports clubs is that they tend to fall apart pretty easily and aren't always very well organized
you can meet gay guys through stuff like school/work/networking etc but it isn't really reliable and based mostly on chance lol

>>6654239
>based mostly on chance lol
as is every other form of meeting

>>6654242
no one likes you, please stop posting

>>6654242
I like you.

>>6654242

Yeah and the chances of meeting a heterosexual of the opposite gender are about 99% so

You stupid whore

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je
sus
christ

>>6654250
no wonder you're friendless

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>>6654242
yeah, straight people must have it so hard finding other straight people to interact with

>>6654255
he is impersonating me

i'm nice and friendless

>>6654245
same

>>6654256
yeah it's almost as if straight people meet each other based on hobbies and not based on cock lust :)

>>6654255

I have lots of friends

and they're all fucking breeders BECAUSE STRAIGHTS ARE EVERYWHERE LIKE FUCKING BACTERIA

>>6654268
i'm not sure you understand what we're talking about

>>6654272
>I have lots of friends
Ok Jan.

>>6654268

>heterosexual couples
>meeting based on interests

lmao guuuurrrrrrl

>>6654275
spotted the loser

Just got the information from my dad - $132k owed after graduating from Uconn this past spring (4 year undergrad). Just over $1500 a month or $1100 if I refinance and go for a 15 year payment plan.
As of now I have about $30k in savings and make $3200 a month (after taxes). Once I go from contractor to employee I will likely make close to $65k-$70k.
No monthly expenses as I live at home, car is paid off.
The amount I owe seems insurmountable. Like I'll never be able to buy a house or car. I know everyone is going to say live frugally and pay off aggressively (which I will). But are there any good government programs or other things I should look at?

>>6654254
Yeah yeah, you're desirable. Go get raped.

>>6654295
i'm only desirable to fat 54 year old rapists like in said pic ;_;

>>6654295
Please read OP before posting. Keep your toxicity elsewhere, like on tinychat or wherever the fuck you virgins spend your lives.

>>6654285

Spotted the person who doesn't know any breeders

Making grindr, scruff and growlr profiles and seeing the whole lot of nothing out there has been one of the most demoralizing experiences of my life

Time to accept that I will die alone

>>6654294
how did u even get that much debt

>>6654309
lmao guuuurrrrrrl

>>6654331

I'm not your gurl, hunty

>>6654317
Buy yourself a dildo until you get over a crippling reliance on satisfaction from others.

>>6654294
>live frugally and pay off aggressively
is unrealistic advice desu
there's a reason our generation as a whole isn't clamoring to buy a house n shit

>>6654317
yeah it's not the most pleasant thing for one's self esteem

>>6654356
this
why would i ever want a guy when i've got two hands a bunch of toys?

>>6654294
Holy shit. I'm only about $4k in debt from my bachelor's degree.

Granted I haven't gotten a job yet either but I also haven't been looking all that hard so far.

>>6654294
>>6654364
Oh, and my roommate with the same degree as me got hired at a place making $105k starting. I failed my interview with them so I have to set my sights lower but still. Man, some universities are such scams.

>>6654356

Sex toys don't have warm, furry chests to lay on top off and hear their heart beat and feel the slow rhythm of his breath like the lapping of waves on some secret shore

>>6653942
>tfw same problem
Thankfully I'm not "official" with the nice guy yet so I can still fuck the one with the big dick.
I guess in the end I'd rather be with the one with the small cock, since we seem to be really good together. I want to fuck the other guy a couple more times though, god damn.

>>6654381
Yikes... yeah you definitely need a nice bad dragon dildo.

>>6654147
>not all of us are braindamaged cumsluts

Oh, fuck you.

Why'd you even ask us if you'd already made up your mind?

When you see a hot guy on the street, do you ask them out because you think they are gay? Or do you just ask them out and hope that they're gay?

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>>6654385
>tfw no medium rex

>>6654389
what happened to just talking to them

>>6654385

A bad dragon dildo doesn't have been strong arms to pull me close or a set of plump lips set in a scruffy face to graze my forehead or daddy's credit card to buy me a bad dragon dildo because I can't afford that

>>6654387
you seem to be confusing me with someone else, friend

>>6654399
desperate and poor what a winning combination

I bought my first vibrator tonight and the rubber exterior was covered in a fine white powder. I licked it before I noticed the powder, then gave it a good long rinse in hot water and a wipe down before putting it in my ass.

Is that safe, or did I just poison myself?

>>6654409
if you start growing scales, might want to consider seeing a doctor

>>6654409
if i had to guess it was probably a talc/baby powder, so you probably won't die
but you should always wash your new sex toys before playing with them from now on

1. Is there a dildo that taste like a real dick?
2. Is there a dildo that has real foreskin attached that can be stretched and used for docking? or all they all cut?

>>6654501

No and no

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Sup fags.

>>6654509
i dunno
on principle i want to say no
but desu if he was hot and not a total piece of garbage i might do it

Is anybody else here right wing

I find it incredibly hard to come out in either group. I was liberal for most of my life but the last one and a half years or so I've been leaning more and more to the right.

The sense of being lonely gets to me lots.

>>6654512
Sup Chara

>>6654608
How are you?

>>6654607
stop having wrong opinions and maybe the loneliness will cease

>>6654607
I was until I stopped trying to compensate for the homosex

Its much better this way

>>6654607
desu both wings are shit so i dont bother pretending as if I should appeal to one over the other

>>6654509
mutual masterbation is the worst sexual act in the history of m*nkind

>>6654675
desu i like it and frotting
i'm not rly into anal and blowjobs are thoroughly meh

>>6654501
some dildos have the appearance of foreskin pulled back or like the tantus uncut where it's not even pulled back
but none of them have like a fully functioning foreskin thing
also a lot of real dicks taste awful, you don't want that

tfw no chicano bf

>>6654677
Frotting is great.
Intercrural is great.
Dom/sub play without anal/bj is great.
Mutual masturbation? Fuck off

>>6654607
couldnt have been sincere, which is probably why people hate you

>>6654696
my ex fucked my thighs a couple times
it was kinda fun but also kinda silly

and idk i like making out and jerking each other off, but the positioning can be kinda awkward. definitely not a main course.

>>6654728
be attractive and come to la and also give me money and we can make that happen

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>tfw falling for a guy you barely know and you're not sure if it's because you genuinely like him or if it's out of selfish desperation to finally get laid
>tfw you don't know how he feels about you
>tfw too scared to ask

>>6654788
>tfw qt guy smells great
>tfw like him but he's probably str8
>tfw wanna do cute stuff with him

>>6654788
If you don't know them you can't really care that much about them specifically. Definitely more in the unnecessary attachment based on desperation category there.

>>6654788
>barely know
you're not falling for him, you want to touch him

>>6654788
>tfw falling for a guy you barely know and you're not sure if it's because you genuinely like him or if it's out of selfish desperation to finally get laid
please, for your sake, never dwell on this feeling/thought
this is legitimately one of the worst thoughts I've ever had, it only influenced my life in bad ways. so what if it's just your brain trying to get laid? do it and move on

do not dwell on this, trust me

>>6654815
who are you
>>6654788
I think the best way is just to forget
>>6654810
Hey clownshoes, what's up

>>6654825
Woke up, fed my cat, wearing a duvet. Nothing at all.

>>6654509
maybe. It depends. I'm probably desperate enough anyway
>>6654512
sup

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>>6654825
>he doesn't know me
you people don't gossip about me in my absence? i'm honestly hurt
who are you tho

>>6654840
some random tripfag from like months ago
tell me more about you

>>6654847
i am some random tripfrag from longer ago than you but as long ago as i thought apparently

>>6654834
comfy

>>6654854
maki is always nice to me and talks about how much he wants to bang me even though he's totally straight
so i'll probably be ok

>>6654854
anon pls

>>6654854
im p sure no one has said this
you're just delusional, maki

>>6654862
he's going to turn on you as soon as you have eight or nine bad days in a row

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>>6654887
>implying i ever have good days
you so silly

Does the gay community virgin shame like straights often do?

>>6654933

Yes but it also fetishizes virgin bottoms like straights too so you'll be fine

>>6654933
Shut up, virgin.

>>6654933
personally i've never encountered it, but i'm sure it happens. i don't think it's as much as straights do though because it's much more common for a gay guy to be a virgin into their 20s or later unlike straight people who pretty much have access to sex from the moment their hormones kick in

I wish i was gay lmao.

>>6654933
a little bit but not as much since you know closets and all

gay community is often united in shaming ugly people tho

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Majora's Mask is about how what's on the outside is more important than what's on the inside, do you think that this game is anti-gay? For example, you shouldn't outwardly be gay because it'd have a negative affect on society?

>>6654967
i never finished majora's mask, i didn't like it at all
i beat ocarina of time a few times tho
goodnight

>>6654976
>I didn't like the game with superior gameplay over the game with inferior gameplay
huh?

>>6654967
the only thing i even know about this game is the ben drowned creepypasta so idk maybe

>>6654967
What even gave you that impression?
I've played the game qutie a few times and have no idea what you are talking about

If you go looking for something hard enough, you're bound to find it

>gay cis male
>been talking to new mtf friend for like the last 3 days almost all day every day
>developed a huge crush on her

i am so confused

help a cute boy is talking to me on grindr how do i not scare him off

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Mtf master race.

>>6654993
...do you just reset time after you restore an area? Literally every single area backs that idea. The fucking inside of the moon is literally a punchline saying "Hey if you were too fucking retarded to not get the point of this game, here we are:"

You're a god damned retard, I bet you don't even read any literature, watch any film, or indulge in any art.

Majora's Mask conveys it's point so blatantly holy shit you're retarded

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>>6655010
Tell him about where you hid the bodies.

>>6655010
dont delay the inevitable

>>6655027
>>6655020

>sent a message at 8:19
>hasnt responded yet

PANIC

ITS ALL OVER

time to delete my account

>>6655039
chill, he might not even be online, or he might just be busy or dont feel like talking

>>6653958

Honestly, same

>>6655054

>talk about pokemon go
>suggest we go pokemon hunting sometime
>Sounds fun (:

GUYS I THINK I HAVE A DATE

>>6655010
Flex your guns. No one can resist.

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>>6655039
delete your life more like

>>6655081

I don't own any guns though

>>6655095

But as long as I'm alive there's some small chance, however infinitesimal, that I might snuggle a boy...

>>6655019
I meant the anti gay shit
aka the only ridiculous part of your statement that merited a response
Simple misunderstanding for a simple person, no harm no foul

>>6655106
Well, if you don't have two kegs of dynamite on either side of your body how are you gonna get anyone? Cmon now.

as a gay top, I shouldn't even bother dating bi guys right

>>6655214
Of course. Also where do you live and post your steam

>>6655214

most bi guys are absolute buttsluts desu. it's something women can't give them so when they go to the dark side they crave it.

but really as a gay anything you shouldn't bother with bi guys

>>6655224
Ba-Wü, Germany

I don't play Steam games anymore but I played AoE2 and TF2

>>6655231
Nevermind ahmed

>>6655234
Praise Allah

>>6655227
I want a little guy to marry and have 5 disgusting kids with!

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How do you tell if you like a guy or just like, want to be real good friends with him?

>>6655284

do you wanna rub your peepee with his peepee and suck his peepee and lick his bumbum?

>>6655294
I mean, I try not to think about stuff like that because we're real good friends already and that'll probably just make it super awkward for me. Like if I start doing that, it'll be hard for me to stop or something. He's a good looking guy, though.

Sometimes I can't tell if I just feel like I want to be really close to him because I like him as a friend a whole lot or if I have a crush or something. I'm hoping it's not a crush.

>>6655341
there's a friend i like and i just want to be really good friends with him but sometimes i fantasize about giving him orgasm after orgasm and its really hard

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>>6655231
>Ba-Wü

>>6655350
I feel you, man. I figure that's probably where I'd be at if I let myself get there. Right now I'm not even sure I'm brave enough to let myself think about kissing him if that makes sense. Even though he has really nice lips.

I think about holding his hand or putting an arm around him or sitting real close to him, though. Stuff like that. I really like being next to him. He seems to like it, too.

>>6654140

I'm just a genderqueer, geeze

>>6655552
>i'm a guy when it suits me but a girl if it suits me
ok

>>6655552

>I'm a tranny but I want to stick myself into gay mens' spaces where no one wants me

pls go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ojg9RpqFA

Where's the weirdest place you've had sex?

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Het faggots, what Olympics sports should I be watching? Gymnastics is an obvious one

apparently youtube is allowing porn now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCTf9Squn2I

>>6655649
greco-roman wrestling and judo

>>6655483
my friend's made advances in the past. but i don't think i see us dating in the future which is kinda sad, he once told me he didn't want to lead me on and i said he wasn't at all. he kinda intimidates me but i like being around him and i think he's really cool and interesting. i hope you can figure out what you want and go get it!!

>>6655649

Diving

>>6655664
So progressive

>>6655294
what if I want to just like, kiss, cuddle and do cute stuff but not really have sex

>>6655127
>clownshoes giving out dating advice

>>6655649
Gymnastics is pretty much the only interesting one. I also like to watch the swimming, but that's only because it was my sport of choice when I was younger.

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>>6655792

Clownwheels was semi-funny though. :3

>>6655792
but how can someone who's never been out of the house give advice
anyway, not maki, but sorry anon

>>6655830
*in a long time

>>6655830
>not maki
post a timestamp with your name then if you aren't

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tip me

>>6655830
Because I'm super smart. Also it was a joke. You don't actually need treetrunk arms with nuclear fists, in case you didn't know. Impromptu flexing at someone is unlikely to get you a date.

>>6655860
Daily exercise is rewarding to both body and your mood. Top tip.

>>6655860

I'll give you more than just the tip, boy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3C0ise8wYc

Favorite song of 2016?

>>6655857
what, how ?

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>>6655986
>tfw no perfect bf

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>>6656025
I'm feeling generous with the (You)s

>>6656016
>tfw no bf
>>6656042
thanks anon

>tfw no crab bf

>>6653923
I treat people how I'd like to be treated, more often than not though they'll take advantage of your kindness.

>>6656228
People are more thoughtless than they are mean-spirited. I know on account of being a master of human nature.

>>6656234
It is, its a crippling weakness in this day and age. I don't know what it is inside me but I more often than not have a massive disability to say no to someone when they request something.

I think it's some underlying need to fulfill someone's desires or something, I wish I could stop but even when deep inside I wish to say no to something I still wind up agreeing most of the time.

My friend is trying to get me to stop being a bitch, its kind of working, trouble is its making me bitter too.

>>6656240
I suppose that's correct really, I guess most people don't consider their actions, or actually the other persons thoughts in general.

>>6656265
Yeah, I get what you're saying, I mean I don't completely submit to stuff but I do tend to bend quite easily.

I don't want to change how I am towards people, I just wish to stay firm when I'm asked to do something against my wants and needs really. You don't get anywhere in life doing as you're told it seems, you have to be brutal and inconsiderate to succeed... What a wonderful world.

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>tfw meet qt twink on tinder
>write him for about a month while we're both traveling
>date finally coming up in a few days
>told me I should make sure to keep him fed while we walk around town
>asked him if I can pet him
>says he'd love that
>asked him what else he likes
>tells me he likes to get held and given all my attention and affection

First time doing anything with a guy.
Fuck he's cute, I just want to cuddle and pamper him and feed him junk food all day.

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>7 days until freedom

OH MY GAWD YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS u guys dont know how happy i am like omfg finally moving to the Fatherland

its like

"there are americans all across the globe, some just havent come home yet" n im finally coming home!!!!!!!!1

YAAAAAAAAAAS USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA WOOOOOOO haha hehe ;3

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>>6656301
>there are americans all across the globe
Terrifying.

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>>6656317
AMERICAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>6656301
>fat
>zero reasoning skills
>muh muh gunz
>trumptard
You'll be right at home :^)

>>6656293
Your feeding fetish is weird and wrong. Just saying.

>>6656325
t. salty eurocuck faggot

enjoy your mudslimes, you subhuman piece of shit

Anglo-American alliance rulin dis shit once again u know wut up buttercup

so it finally happened, I fell for someone, and I hate it
how do I get rid of this shitty confusing fuzzy feeling

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>>6656322
DLEET TJIS

>>6656332
I wouldn't tempt fate, chum. There was worse ways to feel, for instance being heart-broken.

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>mfw have to go to work all sick

Just fuck my shit up.

And good morning.

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>>6656333
ftfy
btw nice trips x

>>6656337
good morning SP :3

>>6656335
it's just that I never experienced this shit in 22 years, it's confusing the fuck out of me
I'm seeing him this wednesday, I hope I won't turn into a gibbering mess

>>6656337
Maliciously infect everyone where you work. That'll teach em.

>>6656342
Sounds like you should lower your expectations.

>>6656332
You don't, unless you get to know them and wind up disliking them, or you stop seeing them.

Hopefully it'll work out.

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>>6656344
>>6656348
thanks. I guess it'll be all right, it's just my inexperience getting the better of me, lol
the idea of getting together with someone for something more then just sex is... strange.

>>6656356
If you say so. Strictly meeting up with people for sex seems stranger. I don't know what's normal anymore, mind you.

>>6656366
I'm one of those people who doesn't like emotional attraction, so I used to pretend I care just to go and fuck the living shit out of someone
and once shit got serious I always managed to weasel my way out of it
it's just that I don't want to see that happen to me this time, call me selfish, whatever

>>6656372
Well now, I'm pretty pleased things probably won't work out for you, you've made yourself sound like a complete asshole.

>>6656374
and that's exactly the reason why I think I don't deserve this. I am actually a terrible person who is probably better off alone before I fuck up another life

>>6656380
Glad to hear it. Now go ahead and sabotage your budding relationship so it can end sourly. Chop chop.

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how do i bring up to my sexual partner that im into degradation/humiliation?

do i talk to him about it before, during or after sex?

>>6656228
I treat people with animosity till I think its worthwhile doing stuff for them desu as in if they're friends or there's a possibility of a return favour in the future

>>6656402
Probably the best way to go about it really, though you can often have friends who'll want stupid shit done. In my case its mainly friends, distant ones I suppose.

>>6656419
I guess but I usually just deny people most of the time
I used to edit pieces that a friend wrote for magazines and newspapers
Ended up stopping because I wasn't getting paid and other then asking me to be an editor, we didn't talk http://www.irishtimes.com/student-hub/italy-at-a-standstill-on-marriage-equality-1.2512689
^one such example

>>6656431
Well shit

Finally got an interview today after like a month of not having a job, I'm so excited to not be a neet anymore.

I'm going to go for a walk to see if I can't get this egg to hatch/properly wake myself up.

>>6656228
That's cool with me. Part of being nice for me is practicing the ability to forgive and understand the actions of others. Though it's easier to understand before forgiving, try to empathize with their actions so that I don't immediately disagree from my own single perspective, it makes forgiving them easier because you're not just forcing yourself to do it to be nice.

I've posted this before but an addition
>looking for a new apartment
>ad says looking for gay or bi men
>"with similar interests"
>60 years old

>>6656509
The world is a dangerous place.

>>6656509

haha eww

seriously all single gay men born in the 70s need to die ASAP, the creepy bastards

>>6656520
Yeah, we'll never be creepy old men. Definitely.

>>6656524

you can be old without being creepy and trying to rape young guys 24/7

its just that all the old weirdos around rn were born at a weird time in social politics and as such are incapable of normal human interaction

>>6656530
Hey now. People incapable of human interaction aren't necessarily rapists either. I've never raped a person in my entire life.

>>6656518
I also saw an ad for an attractive female live in maid
This apartment was a small shitty one in the middle of the worst part of the city. Some website ranked it a 3/100 on a crime scale with 0 being the worst

>>6654995
Why? You like cock, he's got a cock. I mean being gay means you're attracted to biological males and he is one, even if he's socially a female.

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>>6656301

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>>6654704
>i like making out and jerking each other off
This is the best thing ever, I don't care what anyone says.

>>6656566
That's terrible also, but also also why were you looking at ads requesting attractive female live-in maids in detail? Is that something you're interested in doing? My my.

>>6656589
I'm always interested in trying new things

>>6656588
>>6654704

my fwb has a fucking deathgrip which is fine for him i guess but it means that when he tries to jerk me off he just hurts me instead.

besides, i figure that nobodys gonna be able to jerk me off better than I can - I have many more years of practice than them, right?

>>6656607
Touche.

>>6656610
You could always just tell him to be gentler.

>>6656616

yeah i do, but he forgets when he gets really into things

i dont mind, i prefer buttstuff anyway desu

>>6656625
You'd think that'd be something easy to remember. I mean 'don't yank my dick off' seems pretty pertinent.

Where did KR go?

>>6656616
Are you the 60 year old gay man looking for a roommate, clown shoes?

>>6656671
Oh definitely. My bed is a double afterall. And 26 is pretty much 60. Has a 6 in there and everything.

>>6656681
And you being a zero adds the 0
HA

>>6656684
Sick burn. What's the two though? There's a two.

>>6656688
Idk your dicks length in inches

>>6656692
I dunno about that one. Pretty sure my dick is bigger than that, last time I checked anyway,

>>6656697
Well shit

>>6656697
I don't believe you. You're gonna have to post it as proof.

>>6656703
You already know I'm not going to though, so why bother asking? Cmon now.

Besides, if you want to see a random people's dingus there's plent of those online. There's this thing called pornography. It's pretty good, maybe you should check it out.

>>6656714

its hotter if i can match the dick to a name desu

pls post it

>>6656431
Yah, he took advantage there.

>>6656494
Naw, I see their underlying motives but I just let it slide anyway.

>>6656670
Nowhere.

>>6656714
But none of those dongs matter, because they're not yours.

>>6656509

Oh god why does this turn me on ;_;

>no lewd 60 year old roommate who pays all the rent in exchange for sexual favours and embraces my smooth, delicate body with his strong rough arms while taking my buss

>>6655696
Oh so your friend likes guys too? I'm not sure if my friend does or not. I'm not even sure if he's sure. How is he intimidating? Like physically or just the kind of person he is? I guess I can kind of get that.

He's not really intimidating but I'm kind of awestruck by him sometimes, you know? He's so cool and good-looking and even though he's kind of blunt he has a really good heart. I'm not even sure why he chose to be my friend because I don't feel like I'm any of those things.

But like I said, I don't know if it's romantic love or just "really close friend" love. I feel like it'd ruin everything if I was actually in love with him.

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>>6656721
It's not that great in reality

>>6656720
Well, my penis *is* president. Pretty important dude.

>>6656718
Guarantee you can find a more entertaining dick-posting dude for that.

>>6656735

its also hot knowing that the dick was posted directly due to your request, yknow?

pls post it, ill be eternally grateful

>>6656735
For real though dude, I'm sorry if I made you feel awkward by acting stupid. I get that it might be annoying having people constantly ask you the same questions over and over again. Sorry.

>>6656744
have you considered that perhaps you act overly nice in order to privately feel superior to others and hold yourself aloof and unrelateable to others while avoiding any and all criticism?

>>6656744
Literally no idea what you're talking about.

>>6656738
Unless I really liked the guy and they for some reason wanted them I don't have much interest in sending anyone pictures of my dong.

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>>6656778

a-are you saying you dont like me?

>>6656719
I know right
What's up with you?

>>6656786
I have no idea who you are.

>>6656752
I have considered that. I would be lying if I said it wasn't to often make myself feel better. Humans cannot seem to do anything without selfish motivations, even in acting nice and putting up a facade of kindness I'm doing it with an ulterior motive. As long as I have an ego, I'll always be subject to some form of selfish ideal or desire.

Even now in explaining myself, I only do it because it makes me feel better to justify myself. But what does recognizing any of that actually achieve besides more self-serving satisfaction at the ability to introspect?

>>6656794
Eh, nothing, just working. Looking on eBay at cars I cannot really afford for a while but still trying to find the shitter of the lot.

>>6656816
Nice
Something to replace the micra hopefully?, cool
My mate I'd reminding me why the single life is good

>>6656824
Haha yeah, that thing has totally had it. Trouble is I'm trying to replace it with a muscle car from the 80s!

Why's that, relationship issues?

>>6656836
Ohhh that's a cool , same you're dick isn't small enough to get a car like that

Yeah an argument taking place over 10 consecutive phone calls
Bless

>>6656836
Wouldn't class a capri as a muscle car myself desu.

>>6656848
Sports coupe I guess. Surely the 2.8 and 3.0 fall in muscle car territory though?

Underpowered, RWD, horrible handling and Essex build quality.

>>6656842
Yeah but I can compensate for never using it if I get a ridiculous car!

Yeah, that sounds like great fun... I never understood couples who argue constantly yet still remain together, it just seems so depressing to basically hate to love each other. That said though arguments can be quite stress relieving and for some reason I like it when I get in silly arguments with people I like.

>>6656732
if your fantasizing about him your probably p gay for him

>>6656860
>2.8 and 3.0
I guess you could really.

>>6656860
Idk man, relationships are hard I guess esp with women

>>6656873
Not that I'll ever afford one of those, there is only one 3.0 on eBay I think and its up for £12,000...

I'll probably have to get the 1.6 or 2.0, eventually I'll buy the 3.0 running gear and stick that in though, the engines and gearboxes are pretty cheap, they used it in a lot of cars, even the transit vans

>>6656880
Haha, I know someone in the exact situation with a girl. Constant, constant arguments. None of us want to hang out with them because there's so much hostility in the air :/

>>6656887
Yeah I find it funny tho
And usually I'm just with him

>>6656721
First off, gross.
Second, it's still like $400-500 a month

some people really do need to be banned from sucking dick

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>>6656994
People have their fetishes man. As long as their fetishes are legal, then just let it happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc&index=25&list=RDP_SlAzsXa7E

>>6656861
I mean I guess. I have dreams and shit about him all the time. But when I'm awake I mostly try not to think about that kind of stuff. Like I said, it's almost like I'm not brave enough to think about even kissing him and shit. I think about touching him a lot, though. Not like jacking him off, but like holding his hand or putting my arm around him or spooning. Shit like that.

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how do u guys feel about the obvious gay pandering in the new pokemon game?

>>6657097
What gay pandering, i don't follow pokemon.

>>6657105
the new gay version of ninetales

>>6657111
but its a pokemon, most of them look gay.

>>6657097

Beats Mr Mime I suppose. That noncey bastard gives me the creeps.

>>6657122
your gaydar is obviously broken

>>6657128
Ami missing something, a lot of pokemon are colourful and cute, why is this one different?

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>>6657141
because its gay pandering

>>6657125
pic related, your future husband

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>>6657144
>pic related, your future husband

plz no

Can I marry Mewtwo? He's 6'7 :3

>>6657097
It looks cute. Not as cute as vulpix though

>>6657097
What is it's type? ice? just looks like an icy wispy ninetales.

>ice/fairy ninetales


My gay ass came

Been exercising, gaygen?

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Is it okay to be a size queen if I have an averagesized dick?

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>>6657144
That Mr. Mime looks like my ex.

>>6657144
I'll admit its pretty gay, but i don't play pokemon and it all looks gay to me.

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>>6657227
pop a-wheelies

>>6657218
You dated rugbie???

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>>6657227
after the Elite Four and Delta Episode you can collect legendaries, http://www.serebii.net/omegarubyalphasapphire/legendary.shtml

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>>6657073
>hand holding

>>6657213
My shoulder's fucked up. I've taken the last couple days off from the gym.

It's awful.

>>6657366
When I see muscular guys at the gym I think "Why are you even here, aren't you done?"

>>6657199
thats called shitting and its confusing that being excited could trigger that

>>6657227
theyre ok. theyre much easier than the originals desu

>>6657218
its a picture of your ex

>>6657377
You're never done.
You're always too small.

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>>6657387
dysmorphia

>>6657394
Maybe a bit.
But seriously, anything less then a lean 100kg is twink mode.

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>>6657409
love at every size

>>6657409
But what If i'm 5'7?

>>6657419
Lemme do some math.

100kg at 6'3" is about he same as 80kg at 5'7" if I did my math right. Or about 180lbs.

>>6657419
>>6657438
Or maybe I was supposed to cube instead of square and its 71 kg.

>>6657355
>>6657355
I mean to be honest, I guess my thoughts get a little pervy. Last weekend I learned he has an ass you can literally bounce quarters off of. I think about that a lot now.

>>6657484
>you can literally bounce quarters off of
oh my.

>>6657458

>tfw 75kg at 5'9

IM FUCKIN ZEEZ BRUH

>>6657525
Mirin

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hi guys

>>6657227
yeah it was pretty good even by main series standards. much better game than xy

>>6657536

Hey, long time no see

>>6657525

post manlet musclebutt

>>6657458
That'd be 157 pounds. That seems a little on the high side for 5'7''.

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>enjoy flirting with shy bottoms on 4chan and making lewd comments about tapping dat ass
>IRL am a pure bottom and cant get hard when i try to top

what could it mean?

>>6657564

You're a powerbottom who wants to dominate a shy sub bottom with a double-ended dildo

>>6657508
A mutual friend was doing it to annoy him at a party, but now I know it and I can't forget it. I mean shit. He practically lives in athletic gear when we aren't doing anything but slumming around.

Shit I guess my feelings for him are more than friendly after all. Fuck this ruins everything.

>attractive guy on hornet gives me a really sweet compliment
>thank him and compliment him back
>thanks me for the compliment, tells me he'd learn to know more about me, gives me his email and says to send him an email

His email is his name with some numbers, so it doesn't look like a spam address...

Is this a trap?

>>6657571

yooo is this a thing?

fuck that sounds awesome

I hate getting down with the sickness. Somebody saaaaaave meeeee.

>>6657554
Seems kinda low to me, since 225 at 6'3" isn't all that big.

>>6657571
This.

>>6657564
it's probably more in your head desu
i'm the same way, i get anxious and can't stay hard when i top even tho i wanna put it in the butt
also this >>6657571
boy do i wanna do this

>>6657542
yes hello

>>6657595

just give a disposabke email address and dont open any links or attachments

>>6657595
>make temp email
>profit

So younger. So naive

>be 25
>grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio
>no longer live there, thank God
>just found out another faggot in this city has HIV and hasn't been openly honest with those he's infected

I feel as if there should be public HIV/AIDS list for those with HIV/AIDS in every city/town/country. So everyone in the community knows who they're are. They have such a thing for sexual offenders, why not giftgivers?