GayGeneral: All lives matter edition

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>>6649569
>tfw no one likes my general
Okay.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQyZFZN2bg&index=9&list=RDi6KEahxi1fE

>>6649569
>All lives matter edition
Absolutely problematic.

>>6649733
>Circe (also she should get hit by a truck)
I'm okay with this

I need someone to call me a good boy

>>6649733
>Danny
who

>>6649789
>dann
literally fucking who?
summerfags thinking they can just show up and start using names is fucking annoying

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>>6649796
hey girl

>>6649796
This
summerfags fuck off

>>6649733
You're such an amazing and honest poster, you act all mean and tough but the truth is you humble us all or show us how to deal with confrontation. I'm happy you are here, I enjoy your posts and I think you are a good poster with a good heart. You are a beautiful person, Grinchy, inside and out.

>>6649758
You're a good boy.

>>6649821

Thanks clownie

>>6649820
idek who smokes is

>>6649828
And so the contract is sealed.

>>6649859
>all the insecurity revealed by this post

Yikes

>>6649859
Read this in such a high voice that my imagination's ears are hurting

>>6649864

All according to keikaku

>>6649885
Exactly. Now that I've done you a favour you are indebted to me forever. And thus begins my harem. Just like in my Chinese cartoons.

>>6649928

I'll give you all the cummies you want.

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Is being a gay software developer a cliche ?

Also does anyone else want a bf who makes less money then them ?

>tfw no qt welfare bum bf

>>6649940
You're jeopardizing your harem position with that kind of language. Anyway, that's not how it goes. There's about 24 episodes of hilarious awkward misunderstandings first and then there's no resolution at the end.

>>6649978
I imagine more developers are gay than other jobs but I dunno about a cliche.

>>6649978

Tranny developer is a cliche

Gay isn't

I wanna know what love is

any of you fags do choir stuff?

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>>6650083
A chemical con job designed to control the weak

>>6650098

I want you to show me

>>6650103
I wanna feel what love is

>>6650004
It's a 4chan and confirmation bias.

People here are in computer fields because they're weird shut-ins, not because they're lgbt

>>6650089
Singing isn't quite my forte
I can dance well though

>>6650133
I think we're opposites then
not that I sing well but I can't dance for shit
I'm joining a choir in the fall (there's loads of qts and they're mostly gay. shocker right?) relearning how to read sheet music is fucking aggravating

>>6650107

It feels like this

*unzips dick*

>>6650133
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YCAB3StT2E
Is this you?

>>6650170
What is the choir you are joining for?
Do they do choir in your university at something?

>>6650237
You sound jealous and bitter because you can't hip hop dance like me

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>>6649978
yeah, im not even in the SV, but yeah the gay dev cliche is real

>makes less money than them
nonononono
i have no problems if he's not working a great job, or if he's figuring shit out, or whatever, but purposely dating a welfare qt because he makes less isn't my idea of fun 2bh

So I tried sex work for the first time. Rather anti-climatic really.

>>6650284
as usual

>>6650284
Clearly doing it wrong. Read this guide and do it right. http://www.llewellyn.com/journal/article/2262

>tfw when I have a fetish and fantasy for blue collar workers
>I even kind of want to be one

Is it worth quieting my highly paid office job and going back to school to learn how to be a mechanic just for a fetish ?

>>6650310
Obviously

>>6650310
lmao no you fucking idiot
just find yourself a bcw and then roleplay with his outfit

>>6650310
>Is it worth quieting my highly paid office job
Yes
but instead of a vocational program, try primary school to tighten up those English skills.

>>6650324
>just find yourself a bcw

But I can't ;_;

>>6650336
Yes you can Mary.

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I work in an office but I make next to nothing. I'd kill to be ravaged by some callused hands

>>6650256
nah it's a group that's been in the area for decades though
I've been practicing with a few of the really good singers since I've met them through bars and stuff, it's kinda neato

>>6650310
>tfw best friend is a union construction worker who eats ass like a starving ethiopian
feels good

>tfw fetish so bad I'll never be able to reveal it to an SO

Why is being a degenerate so hard

>>6650362

Honestly I fucked a carpenter and while he was great his calluses were not. Had to tell him not to touch my dick or ass because it felt like sandpaper.

Good thing he was super oral desu, tongue soothed everything

>>6650378
what fetish

>>6650382
the calluses are great if he's the dom top into spanking 2bh
but yeah handjobs are a no go

>>6650386
I'm not even really comfortable sharing it here under anon

>>6650389
just state it m8
dont tell me its a meme

>>6650389

Is it poop? Vore? Poopvore? Do you want a poopmonster to vore you?

>>6650300
>>6650301
I mean desu we couldn't fuck because I was too big and I think I was too sensual body touching,massage, etc.... Like idk he seemed sweet you know?

I didn't even get paid, it was too awkward to ask for money when we just at pizza and like cuddled. My professional friends are gonna laugh at me when I tell them this.

>>6650386
>>6650395
It's diapers. Clean diapers. It's so embarrassing.

>>6650411
wtf i was getting excited it was something extreme

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>>6650418

>>6650446
God dammit you're still here maki?

>>6650446
Oh believe me, people care.

>>6650433
Has there been an episode on fetishes yet?

>>6650433
>that cake face
why this

>>6650496

It's her signature.

>>6650500
gross

>>6650362
I'd ravage to be killed by some calloused hands.

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>>6650496

>>6650479
Not that I know of

Her head movements are everything

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i could be out right now but i'm too much of a pussy.

usually i'm fine with that but this is one of the nights where the no bf feel hits too hard and i can't shake it.

>>6650723
On the plus side you get to hang out with your online pals in these threads. Isn't that right, pal.

>>6650747
delet this

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Hi, boys.

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>>6650778
Be a man and move your hand you fucking faggot, if you're gonna act like a slut might as well go all the way.

>>6650812
but then you'll be able to see his little weener

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>>6650826

>>6650778

hnnng

move your hand pls

>>6650778
Are you a kiwi manlet

>>6650778

is that your grandma's couch and glassware behind you?

>>6650909
Maybe.

>>6651107
My mums.

>>6651131
Post bum you cheeky kiwi

>>6651169
>you cheeky kiwi
I didn't think anyone would recognise/remember me

>just wanted to shitpost and rile up the gays

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>>6651183

that ass has got my attention

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>>6651183

i want you inside of me

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I never knew kiwi fruit was the meat of the kiwi bird. It taste good though.

>>6651218
>It taste good though
I've been going round /pol/ /int/ and /fit/ telling people I reckon they have hot smelling dicks.

Tickles me when the straight boys say "Dick doesn't smell nice".

Oh, if only they knew.

>>6651244
Pretty sure he was talking about kiwi fruit, not how cock smelled, but either way I suppose.

>>6651259
I know that, Helen, but I thought I would mention it.

Mood keller.

>>6651277
Good. The mood needs killing. People can't be allowed to have fun.

>>6651285
But I'm having fun talking to you.

Want to smell my hot uncut dick?

>>6651293
Not really, to be honest. All I want right now is something to eat and a sleep. And stop having fun.

>>6651244
>when part of you just to bury your face in it and inhale but that's weird so you just get to sucking and push down the desire

I wish cock tasted of something. People never shut up about the taste of cock but the only real flavour is the cum.

>>6651324
I sucked this rugby guys dick and as I pulled his pants down was hit in the face with the smell of his dick.

Fuck, I still think about it.

>when part of you just to bury your face in it and inhale but that's weird so you just get to sucking and push down the desire
I'm not even going to pretend anymore, I fucking love the smell of a hot dick, love the smell of a guys body. Walked past a guy once, he was wearing a wife-beater shirt so could see his arms/pits, and the smell of his BO mixed with his deorderant made my legs literally buckle.

It's that whole pheromones things.

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is it odd that I don't like Chinese cartoons but I'm turned on by the idea of a top making me dress like a twinky little catboi, forcing me to make cat noises, calling me his special little kitten etc

>>6651352
It's not odd at all, no.

Because you're a pussy.

>>6651352
I think that's called having taste.

>>6651344
Humans don't have pheromones though. We just smell things. I read that somewhere.

>>6651344
>tfw no bf to leave you smelling like him for the rest of the day

>>6651365
No, we do. It's actually because of how gays respond to man smell (in a similar way to straight girls) that they're starting to understand we do have pheromones.

I had this fag that told me "No one smells like you do" and I'd honestly been worried about it. I know I have a musk, I can smell it. I like it but thought "I'm just being gross, no one else will".

Long story short to test him, I worked out right before he came to pick me up one day, got all sweaty (like in that pic I posted) and didn't even towel off, just air dried myself. No deoderant, nothing.

As I hoped in the car he said:
"What's that cologne you're wearing"
"I'm not wearing any cologne, I've just worked out and that's how I smell you faggot".

>I must smell amazing because the same guy also later told me not to brush my teeth before coming round...

>>6651365
5α-androst-16-en-3α-ol or androstenol is the pheromone produced by men.

>>6651396
I don't believe you. Just sayin. Doesn't seem likely.

>>6649733
didnt even make the list :(
maybe next year!

>>6651365
i heard we're too tall for pheromones (which are apparently big?) to really get up to us.

>>6651352
thatd be weird even if you liked chinese cartoons

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>>6651396
That sounds adorable

>>6651411
I know it's anecdotal but I've long known about the 'smell of attraction', first read about it when I was ten in a Reader's Digest book and it made perfect sense to me ("All the other senses are necessary so why wouldn't smell?").

It's easy to lie on the net, sure, but I know it happened. I was taken a back about the the teeth one though. I had brushed my teeth before he came to pick me up (because, we were going to kiss so I'd want nice breath right?) but, as I hopped in the car he asked:

>"Have you brushed your teeth?"
>[panicking] Y-yeah?
>Well don't.

Have you really never smelled a guy and liked it? Not every guy, obviously, some pong something wicked but guys I'm attracted to will often smell nice to me and the smell just makes me feel funny.

>>6651435
I've never smelled anyone. I live in a box in a time out of time.

Also, that not brushing your teeth thing is absolutely disgusting. Being a bit sweaty? Not much wrong with that, but brush your damn teeth.

>>6651411
>>6651416
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/05/0510_050510_gayscent.html

http://www.gayexplained.com/homosexuality-response-pheromones/

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/more-evidence-sexuality-is-innate-gay-men-respond-to-male-sex-pheromones

>>6651396
LONDON
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>>6651452
>believing anything natgeo said
fucking liberals

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>someone really attractive starts talking to me
>ask them whats up
>"THE SKY :3"
Not even worth it. Not even a little.

>>6651435
Doesn't one of the more "accepted" theories behind why we kiss suggest that we do it to pass along biological information to each other and find a good mate? To me that's only more reason to brush my teeth, not gonna take any chances with them figuring out I'm a shitty mate.

>>6651451
>but brush your damn teeth.
I did, it would never have been something I would think to do. On the contrary because of my anxiety I obsess about being hygenic and stuff.

But, I hopped in his car, and as soon as I had said "Hi homo" he asked about me brushing my teeth. I get the sweat/BO one, believe me I do but the teeth brushing one floored me.

I still don't get it, was it my breath or what? I really don't get it but won't pretend like it didn't make me feel like the fucking man.

>>6651474
>we do it to pass along biological information
Ah, exactly right, I forgot about that.

It's the same thing with smell, they reckon we can sniff out something. They're not quite sure what, think it's about sniffing out who has a different 'something' to make offpspring healthier (which doesn't explain gays I know) but it's fascinating.

>>6651484
Maybe your friendo was just really disgusting and liked unbelievably bad hygiene as a fetish.

The real question though is why some people like the smell of petrol stations. What's up with that.

>>6651499
>was just really disgusting and liked unbelievably bad hygiene as a fetish
Kek confirms it.

Nah he'd do a prune if I was sweaty around him but liked how I smelled. I stretched one morning in bed, lifting my arm above my head, and he coyly came in for a sniff.

>>6651499
they smell good, like nail polish and sharpies

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>tfw you can still smell him on you

i dont ever wanna shower desu

>>6651474
my favorites are when they try to come up with something creative and punny based on your username/bio/image but you can tell they spent way too long thinking about it and so you just laugh for 20 minutes and forget to reply

>>6651540
I have a guy who messages me heaps. Saw me at the supermarket one day and messaged later saying:

"You could easily come across as a bit of a dweeb but you're sexy"

Then he later told me to block him because I've shown no interest or whatever. "Don't tell me what to do" I thought so did nothing.

He then proceeds to message me on three different apps in one day...

>>6651536
He'll never love you. You're just a fuck toy to him. An easy lay. A doormat, fg

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>>6651536
You could just get married then you will never miss his smell.

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>>6651540
My favorites are when they send dick and body pics with no provocation for them. I asked a guy for a face pic after he messaged me and he said "I send you a cock" and sent a pic of a big black dick.

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>go on holiday to Italy
>the guys are way hotter than in the UK
(relatively speaking that is)

>>6651544
lordt
some people really are just crazy

>>6651571
he's just letting you know he has no face, no personality, just cock

>>6651577
So post a picture of the hot ones, then.

>>6651577
is that what way hotter means
im so sorry for you

>>6651577
desu it's really interesting to travel and see just how varied the dating app scene is for every region

>>6651581
>some people really are just crazy
I put that I'm 'shy as fuck' and so he proceeds to send me messages saying "Don't be shy just NSA, we don't even need to talk".

He's right but not in the manner he means.

>>6651582
>>6651584
relatively speaking i said. back home its 90% creepy old guys and weirdos, here its only like 40%

>>6651593
I guess his whole act works for some people.

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>>6651584
Heres a (North east) UK selection for comparison. Wish i lived somewhere else sometimes.

>>6651622
literally only 2 acceptable profiles and they're probably fakes 2bh

>>6651622

yooo masc muscle is HOT

>>6651622

i visited newcastle uni recently

i thought the city was kinda nice desu

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>>6651641
City is nice in some places, but the troglodyte population certainly balances it out.

>>6651632
>those dainty wrists

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>Be a cocklusting bottom
>realize all the guys I go out with are fucking pathetic losers
>Find a way to accurately judge who'd be a good, strong top:
>I'll act as aggressive and assertive as I possibly can, and this way, I'll only fuck tops that can tame a bottom that's just acting aggressive/assertive.
>Turns out all the tops I encounter are bigger bitches than a cocklusting bottom that's only pretending to be aggressive.

Why are tops such losers? There's a reason bottoms like straight men.

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>>6651665

>tfw wristlet

dont make light of a serious condition

>>6651667

sounds like you just have a poor grasp of appropriate social behaviour desu

>>6651683
Sounds like you're a pathetic loser who doesn't deserve my toned body and delicious ass.

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>>6651688

this is exactly what im talking about

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>>6651695
>Can't handle the banter.
This is why straight people are superior to you in every way. They can handle all sorts of banter.

You're just a limp-dicked faggot with no passion or aggression.

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>>6651667
I don't know, but it's definitely something I've noticed. It's like I always have to hold their hand, command them to do what I want. One tried sucking my dick and he was being all gentle and I ended up thrusting into his mouth because I was getting bored. Turns out I don't care about getting my dick sucked, just my ass fucked.

I feel like I'm constantly in control of everything, which on one hand is great, but sometimes I want someone to take that control out of my hands. Does such a man exist, or am I alone the only match for myself? The times when I've been most turned on was when wrestling someone and getting held down, actually feeling somewhat overpowered by another being. I'm not even masculine, I'm femmy and twinky as shit and it makes everyone treat me like I'm some delicate king made of glass.

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>>6651708
The only time I've ever been overpowered by a man was the one time I decided to fuck a nigger.

I regret to say it was amazing but I'm still disgusted by it.

>>6651708
I feel I have to hold myself back, constantly.

I want a faggot to completely obey me, do what I say, when and how I say it. I love teasing, fucking love it. My fav thing is to tease guys for being hard.

"Look how hard you are you fucking faggot, fuck you're gay you gay"

"You're so gay that you're even making me hard"

Wrestling turns me on like nothing, I dream about having a bro to wrestle. I'd actually buy a wrestling mat so it could be done properly.

But, guys throw tantrums and it ruins it. Told one guy "Yeah, you look like the type of faggot that needs to get fucked hard" and he got all shitty. "Nope, not interested anymore".

>I'm femmy and twinky as shit and it makes everyone treat me like I'm some delicate king made of glass.
Fuck, you boys are some of the best to dominate but I'm scared of exactly this. I had one boy tell me to rape him and I didn't.

>I wanted to and I wanted to spit in his mouth so bad

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>>6651708
just do ropeplay then dude

>t. muscular sub into twinky tops

>>6651708
>Does such man exist
Yeah my ex pretty much was in control of the entire session most of time. Only during times I wanted to experiment did that not happen.
But that being said, I'm more on the fit side of things, so physically they feel like they can be OK with manhandling me.

>>6651727
Sounds hot as fuck. Being overpowered by a beast of another race that doesn't care about silly sensibilities like being gentle, that only cares about breeding with the creature before him.

>>6651769
>I had one boy tell me to rape him and I didn't.
why not idiot

>>6651798
ok simmer down jk rowling

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>>6651807
>ok simmer down jk rowling

>>6651807
>why not idiot
Because I was on meds that broke my dick/ruined my libido.

>still haven't recovered coming up a year not having them

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>>6651807

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>>6651807
>simmer down jk rowling

>>6651807
I don't get it

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>>6651807

lmao

>>6651832
its a barely funny joke that anon thinks he can trick people into laughing at by posting reaction images he found in the funnyjunk comments section

>>6651841
>"people arent allowed to like things i dont like"

>>6651844
This guy gets it. Fuck people and their shitty tastes.

>>6651844
i'm sure if you keep stealing jokes from 2005 one of them will eventually be funny

>>6651841
It was funny as fuck you tight arsed layabout.

>they'll say I'm the anon that posted it
>anon who did post it, fuck, you did good, you did good, boy.

>>6651866
ive never seen someone stroke their own ego this hard and i post using a name on 4chan

>>6651869
Cmon. Some people don't have anyone to stroke their ego for them. They have to stroke it themselves, alone at night. Stroke it really hard if they're particularly frustrated, even. Maybe take a shower after because it feels so dirty. Then after that they make ego posts on 4chan.

>>6651875
I love stroking people's ego

>>6651879
Stroke me off then, baby. It's a big one.

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>>6651879

same

i really enjoy going to /fit/ and complimenting all of the cute lil insecure autists to make them feel better about themselves

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>>6651869
>>6651875
You were saying?

>ive never seen someone stroke their own ego this hard and i post using a name on 4chan
Yeah, yeah you have.

>>6651890
i can also use a phone

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>>6651884
I thought you'd never ask.

Your posts always make me smile. You're cleverest person here. You have a great smile and a wonderful face. You smell nice. You look adorable when you're sleeping. Your skin is so nice to touch, I could almost wear it. I love you and I'll follow you to the ends of the earth.

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>tfw you are doing atg squats and your bfs manjuice starts leaking out of your hole

>>6651890
I don't care, mang, I just want to make masturbation puns.

>>6651911
Well now that's just disingenuous. How rude.

>>6651933
You've got nice dubs

>>6651936
Thanks, dude. That's more like it. I spit my load on that one.

>>6651916
SP pls

>>6651916

>tfw really wanna try bareback but dont wanna get aids

how long do i have to be in a relationship before we can ditch the condoms?

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>>6651950
When you both know that you want to spend the rest of your lives together.

>>6651950
Half an hour.

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I spent the night Bear Teacher, and he was telling me about a guy he was seeing that was super into puppy play.

On one hand, a leash and collar and a subservient exciteable slave sounds nice (despite me not being very aggeessive.. Well not like I've ever tried) but on the other hand... The fur fag connotations are gross

>guy who I really wanted to befriend on tinder that happened to be a mutua really goodl friend with my only good friend stopped talking to me days ago
>he just checked out my brand new plenty of fish account
ugh I was pretending he was just busy or something

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rate this body out of 10 pls

>>6652053
Looks like he could break me in half.

9/10

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>>6652053
I bet you have a hot smelling dick.

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Give my legs a rate /gaygen/.

>>6652079

>legs completely hidden by baggy sweatpants
???

>>6652077

its obviously not me
someone on fit said he goes by the name "texasholdem28" i think

>>6652079
You're a sassy bitch you sassy bitch.

>>6652079
You're the kid with the gasmask fetish, right?

Post legs bare if you want a rating. Joggings that make your figure nondescript aren't worth rating.

>>6652084
>texasholdem28
Guess he is because I found his tumblr.

Thanks for the info.

http://texasholdem28.tumblr.com/

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>>6652084
>>6652087
>>6652089
Just banter, m8.

>used to be huge Harry Potter fan in my teens, didn't care about it for years
>realized I'm gay because of Draco Malfoy, always wanted Draco and Harry to be gay
>read the sequel
>now crush on Scorpius Malfoy

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>>6652093

>hot dude with massive dick
>braindead retard

every time

>>6652103
>sequel
what

>>6652111
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, it's a play. The script is out now. It's about Harry's son.

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>>6652108
>all dat star wars dirty talk

OH BOY.
I NEED A TICKET TO TEXAS NOW.
(Although he's talking about the Death Star and uses a First Order trooper's 'helmet' to hide his face...)

>>6651916
>calling your husband your bf

Come on sp that's no way to treat juppiichi

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>>6652093
>that DICK

I'd do terrible things for a man like that. Imagine just waking up in his arms, imagine how firm his ass would feel, imagine the amused look he would give you when you gag while deepthroating his cock. I want him to carry me off to bed and dominate my body.

>>6652146
>>6652121

how can you guys be attracted to someone so mentally handicapped?

it would be like fucking a 7 year old, i just couldnt do it

>>6652152
Buddy, i'd kill for someone with a body like that AND enough intelligence to watch Star Wars and be a nerd like me, to the point we'd be handholding while wearing stormtrooper costumes.

>>6649796
Dude what ?
do you need like to pass some pathetic percantage test to be able to be a cringeworthy tripfag?

>>6652153

>enough intelligence to watch a family-friendly kids film

setting the bar kinda low, arent you?

>>6652093
The dick looks shooped in lot of pics

>>6652160
Nah. There are actually higher requirements, such as getting addicted to Star Wars, make puns and references to it all the time, have at least two SW clothes and sexual fetishes about it.

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Zombii are you a virgin?

>>6650256
He just asked if that was you
wtf is your problem

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>>6652152
I would fuck a warm doughnut if one looked interested. If someone like that looked at me with even a hint of attraction I'd be on his dick before his retarded lips could mumble enough to make me reconsider.

>>6652171
Not anymore. Awhile ago I met up with a dude and we did a lot.

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>>6652178
Go fuck yourself. Don't tell me you're gonna say it was easy, you used a dating website, etc etc, that doesn't work.

Even because of my inability to lose my virginity, I decided to adopt a new identity. I'm sure you guys have seen my mask, but soon enough my tailored trenchcoat will be ready and then I will finally be able to give zero fucks to the fact everyone is not a virgin.

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>>6652191
It wasn't easy. I took some anti-anxiety meds, got horny as fuck and made an impulsive decision to meet a guy twice my age off of grindr. I felt sick with myself for the week afterwards and vowed never to fuck anyone over 25 again. Sucked a 31 year olds dick last night tho.

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>>6652198
>mfw 18 and sucked a guy same age as me three weeks ago, and he's always asking me for a second round although my schedule is pretty tight due to work

Met this guy I sucked when I was on high school, thank god he's decent. My area on grindr/scruff is horrible, full of old people that would make me feel gross after doing something.

And there I went, spurting out my gas mask bullshit again for no reason. Sorry, dude.
There's a reason I don't use my trip often too.

>>6651916
This guy's face looks swollen.

I forget but I think that's sort of symptom for ~something

>>6652153
>enough intelligence to watch Star Wars
LMAOROTFL

tbqh whenever im horny and impulsive i just buy a new dildo why don't people do that instead of getting fucked unsafely

>>6652286
its bearface
we're going 2 have 2 operate

why is horror so sassy these days
did some uggo turn him down

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>>6652314
Just fuck my shit up, fám.

I've been told I can't make friends because I talk negatively about myself to people I'm just meeting.
I talk about myself because I'm bad at conversations, and I'm a subject I can talk about.
I don't think I'm being negative, I'm just always being very honest about myself.
How do I stop turning away people?
Do I just stop talking about myself?

>>6652323
ubi one kwobe
i am not your father
*unsheathes phaser*

>>6652326
Instead of talking about yourself, ask more questions (and well obviously branch out from those answers) at the person you're meeting. It's a great way to not be such a depressing cunt 2bh
Talking about yourself is great, but not when it's all "im an ugly cunt i hate myself i wish i was dead and i ate a nasty burrito today"

Honesty is never appreciated until both parties grasp the consequences

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>>6652329
Oh god no.

>>6652335
Honestly I have zero idea wtf star wars is even about outside of the whole father bit

>>6651981
He looks ugly

>>6652353
Watch all Star Wars movies and i'll date you right away.

>>6652367
how many movies are there
and aren't they 6 hours long each

>>6652333
It's more like I admit to them that I'm not very good at doing things, like talking to people.
I never tell people I hate myself, unless they ask me.
It would be a lot easier if people tried to add to the conversation more, I feel like I'm the one trying to keep it alive, despite them messaging first.

>>6652374
Nah. They're like 2 hours long each.

There are seven movies. Watch on the following sequence: IV, V, VI, I, II, III, VII

What does it mean when someone messages you first on tinder, but only replies in one or two words at a time?
If they're not interested, why do they even bother to respond? Why bother to even message first at all?

>>6652382
>I never tell people I hate myself, unless they ask me.
>Do you hate yourself?
>yeh
lmao

It's OK to admit to not being good at certain things, like talking, just to give them a heads up. But if you're constantly repeating yourself, going on about just not being good at everything, etc. it can weigh down the conversation.

>I feel like I'm the one trying to keep it alive, despite them messaging first.
Tends to happen A LOT, even to the best of talkers. For various reasons of course, some people just don't care, some people are just too shy, some people feel insecure, some people ate a garlic bagel and don't want to turn you off...

>>6652400
Some people feel like they owe people responses, so they reply in one words hoping you get the gist. Others are literally just unaware of communication behaviors and don't realize that one word answers are pretty shit.

>>6652395
jfc Well I guess I have something to do, might as well rewatch lotr while I'm at it.

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>>6652153
>enough intelligence to watch Star Wars

>>6652416
Is that a Columbine shooter cosplay?

>>6652326
stop talking about yourself
even the way you phrased this felt annoying

>>6652400
i genuinely think some people are just bad at talking

the only overtly annoying poster left is horror
when will he get the hint

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>>6651416
>thatd be weird even if you liked chinese cartoons

but why? ^;_;^

is it really wrong to want a top to dress you up like a petite little catboi "just like his animus" and make you meow like a good kitty while pounds your teen bussy?

being made to dress my old school uniform and act lewd but coy is hot too(maybe I should find a guy who likes both fetishes)

these vitamins literally smell like vomit

>>6652446
Your clearly bad at a lot of things
being a trip and all to make up for your insecurities
bet you couldnt even get laid if you fell ass first on a cockfactory

Is hypnosis a fetish?

>>6652329
Die

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Gonna download some softcore porn to work my way up to a massive watch of hardcore porn. Any suggestions?

>>6652499
why

>>6652499

search "andrew christian payback"

basically 2 guys get bullied and quasi-raped by a bunch of underwear models for 5 minutes

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>>6652536

this gif is from there btw

>>6652558
Haha, thanks, will do.

>>6652510
Why not.

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>guy looks over at me and asks "hey, you alright?"
>"huh? yeah"
>look over my shoulder his friend is behind me
>they strike up a conversation
>leave club

I'M VEETING MY BALLS RN

>>6652732
THEY'RE SMOOTH AS FUCK.

ps, if you ever do veet them, remember to moisturise them after. I use E45 cream and it's always fine

Do i go to a gay pub for the first time alone or with a friend?

if i go with a friend wont everyone think we're partners and avoid us?

>>6652793
If you want dick, go alone

>>6652319
Because I already had a dildo and the meds messed with my heads

>>6652615
Aww anon thats adorable
you're great forget those losers

>>6652858
some antidepressants/antipsych meds will give you a limp dick or blue balls or whatever

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>>6652858
I love you and I love having your attention.

Also meds made me horny enough to masturbate a lot, grow bored of masturbating, dream of sweet dick and then manifest those dreams in 8 inch reality. That was for the first one and a half weeks though, then it just killed my appetite and I didn't feel as horny.

It wasn't bad sex. I learned I was a bottom and that having my dick sucked was boring. I just didn't like the person, and I regret not doing this sooner more than I do doing it at all. Dildo is outta business now.

gay men are such a turnoff

>>6652333
I'm not that anon but thank you, I'm a depressing fuck and this was eye-opening

>>6651997
Except it only has furfag connotations when they are wearing a fur suit

>penis is under 5 inches

What am I supposed to do now? Transition?

>>6652901

>tfw your bf will never have a butthole on his forehead so you can mindfuck him

>>6652970
My highly attractive straight friend who gives me rides to work always farts in his car and locks the windows

It's pretty gross but I'm sure you'd love it
He also thinks it's hilarious to send me snaps of his shit

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>>6652962
Develop a good personality. Or uncover the illusive penis growing techniques that shady advertisers promise you.

>>6652970
You are literally a caricature of my heart

>>6652486
Yes
>>>/h/voice
Watch and be amazed

>>6649569
Penis is under 5 inches.

Do I break up with him or go for an open relationship?

>>6650778

let me sniff you pls

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My boyfriend is moving in with me next month.

>>6653094
who r u brah

>>6653094

Now you can cum inside of him every day.

>>6653100
I posted here all the time like 2 years ago, then got a 4chan bf, then left

>>6653125
>tfw no 4chan bf to satisfy my fetishes because 4chan quite makes you kinky if you aren't

I just shaved my entire lower body for the first time and I am exhausted

Question for ya, /gg/: do you think getting a full body wax at a salon is worth it (if you do remove your hair)?

>>6653140
Also are they even viable if you're like, reeeeaaally hairy?

>>6653140
>full body wax
yeah it works if that's what you're asking, but you'll probably wind up doing it in small batches

>>6653150
yes, but again the pain is intensified

>>6653170
Even with the pain I think I'd rather just do that monthly than have to shave everything super often, it's such a pain. Thanks for answering. Now I just need to get a job so I can afford it.

>>6653179
Good luck friend. Since I don't like to see people in pain, I suggest finding a place that does sugar waxing, at the very least for sensitive areas, the rest can just be regular waxing.

>>6653125
gross wtf

>>6653190
Noted, thanks for the tip! As it is right now I don't think there's even a place in this town where I can get waxed, so hopefully wherever I move for work, I can find that.

>>6653196
np
oh and dont shave prior to ever going in for waxes, it's counter productive
hope you get a good job!

>>6652099
5/10. Non-disgusting feet (rare) if a bit feminine. Kinda fat but nothing dealbreaking. No muscle definition at all, it's perfectly clear you do no/minimal endurance sport/lifting. Perfect amount of hair.

Is it possible to become gay even if you currently are pretty sure you are straight? Just curious

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>>6653311
Yes. Give yourself to Satan and let him guide you toward power indescribable.

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Got a good job offer and moving to London soon from some bumfuck irrelevant city in the middle of Eastern Europe, where the gay scene is completely dead due to rampant homophobia.

What can I expect when I first load up grindr in a big city? How long til I can mess around with a guy? I am young and have good body but meh face (thanks slav caveman features), will I get any sort of attention at all? How long until you should meet a guy after you start talking online? Basically just give me any tips/anecdotes you have about how to be a happy little fag in a big ole city.

Cheers lads

>>6653094
Enjoy getting to know him for real, having your previous fantasies and delusions you projected onto him dashed, and dealing with the pressures you presumably never had to deal with before in your life. It's a trial.

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Is it appropriate to ask my FWB to come to a gay bar with me? I dont wanna go alone for my first time

>>6653378

Yes

It's also appropriate to suck his dick in the bathroom

>>6653311
Yes, start with 2D trap porn.

Nice digits btw

>>6653340

grindr is pretty good - dont expect miracles, but its probably 5-10% hot guys which is better than normal

the real great thing is the gay bar scene - Londons is literally the best in the world

Soho is the main gay district, youll wanna check it out i think. its really surreal to walk down a street and see guys making out in public - super cool!

>>6653340
its gonna be disappointing probably. grindr really isnt that exciting desu. you can mess around in like and hour or so, i'm pretty busted and i get shitloads of attention.
how enjoyable it will be probably depends on how bad it was where you lived, really.

>>6653340
Grindr will be disappointing if you're not a degenerate.

>tfw 6'3 well built
>just want to be a qt twink and bottom
are there any tops who even like tall bottoms or should I just give up the idea of bottoming forever?

>>6653460

Yes

Just get me a step ladder and I'll pound that rapunzelpussy all night long

>finally get my shit together and take a cute picture for scruff
>not a single fuckable dude anywhere to be found

Just let me die

>>6653428
grindr is disappointing regardless if you're degenerate
it literally appeals to no one but is somehow popular

>>6653460
Yes! There are tons of guys the same height or taller that would devastate you. Even a lot of shorter guys won't mind if you don't mind their height back.

Don't give up. You can still be a qt twink and a bottom, just focus more on being a graceful tree instead of a cutesy infant. A lot of the best twinky models are tall.

>>6653460
I'm a 5'8 fat guy and I would remove your will to live with my dynamite dick

the bigger the guy the harder I get

>>6653460
>are there any tops who even like tall bottom
When will people stop asking stupid questions on /lgbt/

>>6653499
I don't know, you tell me.

>>6653491
>fat guy

Ew, please leave gaygen. Guys like you give us real gay guys a bad name.

>>6653510
>I don't know
then don't reply
it's that ez

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hi or whatever

>>6653491
LOL w-well that's reassuring <3

>>6653514
fujoshit detected

>>6653476
why are you using scruff instead of grindr
unless you live in a bigass city or gay hub like nyc/sf/atlanta all those specialty dating apps like jackd or scruff or penispumpr or whatever are pretty much empty

>>6653579
bored

>>6653593

what are your fetishes?

im still figuring out mine personally, but i like hearing about other people's

>>6653592

I guess I'll try that too

>>6653602
puppy play, pits, gear, exhibitionism
i'm pretty vanilla

>>6653608
i have done absolutely nothing in the like, what, year since i last posted? i wanna say the last time i posted was august but i actually don't have a clue when it was

>>6653635
thanks, always nice to hear from the fans

>>6653618
Posted here? I saw you posting in early January but then I left for a while.

>>6653378
Feel good gets gang banged I betcha

could you guys be friends with a straight and not fall in love with them if they were attractive?

>>6653656
i'm going to assume maki is right and it was march, i just thought it was a lot longer

>>6653659
as long as you've got a credit card i don't care what you call yourself :)

>>6653664
yes

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>>6653574
I am extremely cute

tfw no bf to go to the river with

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>>6653663

what is with all this lewdness all of a sudden

just because i had a threesome one time doesnt mean im not still as pure as the driven snow

>>6653664

obviously yes

>>6653682

Down to the river to pray?

>>6653685
snow that's been driven on maybe

>>6653682
be the bf you want to see in the world
go to the river and enjoy yourself

>>6653685
Dude all you talk about is your cocklust here and meeting up with people
We call horror desperate for not acting on his cocklust so you're called slut

>>6653685

>just because i had a threesome one time doesnt mean im not still as pure as the driven snow

You were literally excited because his dick made your asshole bleed...

>>6653682
lakes>rivers

>>6653696
>>6653699
Surely he is jesting.

>>6653669
>>6653669
sometimes i read /lgbt/ and it seems like straight guys just break your little fag hearts and it almost makes me feel bad

i want to be able to have gay friends and hope that there not always falling in love and feel bad

also what are the chances they jerk off to me

i jerk off to girls im friends with but maybe im just a degenerate

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>>6653696
>>6653699

semantics desu
besides, its 2016

>>6653680
d-daddy

>>6653721

post a pic of your destroyed asshole babe

>>6653721
>talks about cock 24/7
>literally a size queen
>Not a slut
Look no shame in being a cockicidal maniac just accept it

>>6653719
>wanting to be friends with straight people
no self respecting gay would ever

New thread when? Don't make me make it.

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>>6653727

my asshole is fine right now thank you very much

but also my fwb has these things under his bed and they scare me desu
i have no idea what theyre for but i know i dont want them anywhere near my asshole

>>6653732

obvs im going to talk about gay stuff on a gay general, that shouldnt be surprising. im fairly demure IRL still

>>6653726
I posted gut

You post your butt

Don't be shy, boy

>>6653747

>my asshole is fine right now thank you very much

prove it.


and those hollow buttplugs to make you gape

not that you'd need it

>>6653747
hollow plugs so he can pee in your butt

>>6653760
Explain how you know that.

>>6653760

ohh
im not ready for that yet, ew

>>6653769
b/c why else would you need a hollow plug

>>6653770
you'll get there :)

>>6653760
Goddamn
>>6653770
3 days max

>>6653770

>yet

I give it til next weekend

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>into chubby dudes
>into furry
>stuck in small town
>hard time making friends
>prospect of relationship past fuckbuddy bleak
>none of my friends wanna move out like I do

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>>6653785
>>6653787
>>6653791

is it weird if i kinda find people calling me a slut hot?

whats that fetish called?

>>6653811
Might be part of some humiliation fetish idk

>>6653811
Humiliation

>>6653811
Erotic humiliation?

>>6653792
lmao
>>6653811
degradation?

>>6653811
exhibitionism or humiliation depending on why you like it

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>>6653815
>>6653818
>>6653816
>>6653821
>>6653831

i think humiliation is the word, yea

im just a little concerned that if i tell any of my sexual partners this that they might treat me differently outside the bedroom - i wanna be treated normally when we arent doing sex stuff, you know?

>>6653848
being called a slut in bed is vanilla as it gets lol
unless you want to be suspended from the ceiling and get fisted you probably won't be as badly received as you think