Jazz edition
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Weighed in at 139 today, officially down 5 lbs from 3 weeks ago!
how to listen to jazz without heroin???
Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.
Is this fucking jazz?
>>6644816
Awesome, congratulation!
nth for soulful saxophone solos
>>6644825
if u find out, pls tell me.
Mfw Shakira is crazy beautiful
>>6644834
Did you make this?
>>6644824
Most annoyingly
>deletes pass threads
i play saxophone. i'm p good at it too, used to lead a jazz combo at my hometown jazz club
>tfw u haven't picked up your vintage dolnet in over a year
>tfw you'll never fit in as a cis girl without ffs
>tfw you think of going back to escorting and being a whore to pay for ffs and srs
>tfw you have ptsd from selling your body
>tfw you want to FIT IN as a cis girl but you can never do that
>tfw you might lose a partner soon
>tfw you just want regular friends
>tfw you hurt kaylee sometimes because you're a worthless gf
I'm so scared scared scared!!!!
Hey good edition:
Gretchen Parlato - Weak
https://youtu.be/VH1jGK8MkOs?t=18
>delicious rhythm section, beautiful voice, piano is meh hes bad
Bill Evans - Re:Person I Knew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiRRfKoNl50
>One of Bill's own originals. First recorded on the album Moon Beams. Excellent harmony, love that intro.
Is jazz?
https://youtu.be/PHdU5sHigYQ
Xth for I just took 3 xanax and 15 Thora zine
>>6644836
i like J. Cole tho
i mean, some of his songs are dumb tryhard bullshit but he's v sincere and i can appreciate that.
p sure i cried to Love Yourz when i was sad one night
>>6644844
>tfw you'll never fit in as a cis girl without ffs
>tfw you want to FIT IN as a cis girl but you can never do that
>tfw you just want regular friends
I know those feels. ;~;
>tfw clarinet will never have a place in jazz
>>6644844
Aw Red... :c
*hugs*
Gosh, I don't know what to say :c
I'm sorry that you having such a hard time
>"tfw you just want regular friends"
What do you mean by this? :S
>>6644843
I don't know any instruments
>>6644844
Don't sell yr body. You don't need to obsess over yr looks like this. You can't fit into anyone's ideals perfectly. You're beautiful.
>>6644846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2v-Y7Ggb-g
>>6644844
Relax. Don't go back to doing something that gave you PTSD. You probably fit in as a cis girl better than you think already. Make friends, do your best with your relationships, don't judge yourself too harshly.
>>6644845
Weak is amazing but she's making stank fart faces roflmao
>>6644848
>being a bartard
>>6644850
>mean, some of his songs are dumb tryhard bullshit
Delete my number
Lose my address
>>6644858
I'm not sure what I hate more, the feels or myself.
>>6644866
write smut
>>6644866
You can be patient and shift yr focus on what matters more. I'm sure you could right some cool stories about being poly. There's tons of jobs. Write for vice or some shit lol. You don't need ffs right now. Vanity doesn't matter in the end. You should focus on keeping the people that keep you happy imho.
>>6644870
Well I guess when your cis you get to make stank fart faces.
:^)
>>6644866
Aw :c
Gosh Red, I want you to hug you rn ;~; Why would anyone dislike Kaylee? She seems nice :c
>How the HELL am I supposed to make the money to get ffs and SRS?
I mean, come September if I do get into college I'll be getting £120 a month I think, self-medding and equipment and stuff will take up most of that but if I have any left over I'll try to send you it if you want. It won't be much but it might help a bit.
I do know that feel though :/ It feels like an impossible goal rn
>>6644866
>i don't want fucking sjw friends who hate my gf and have cult mentalities
And this is why I'm keeping my distance with the lgbt community. I've met some cool distant orbiters like myself through them. I keep in touch with them and come in ocassionally to check in on the FTMs and genderqueers at the support group.
>>6644845
Oooh yeah Moon Beams was a recent purchase of mine
>>6644843
I want to learn an instrument, what do you suggest for a beginner?
>>6644835
Shh! I want them to think I'm a hon.
>>6644846
Yeah, that's a very popular tune
>>6644829
Thank you! Hopefully I will look semi-decent at the beach tomorrow!
>>6644884
no
I want to be stealth, or else I'll feel like a gross monster
I'll always look like a male
>>6644863
>these lyrics
Babygirl..............
>>6644891
whatever instrument you care about the most.
>>6644891
>I want to learn an instrument, what do you suggest for a beginner?
Piano.
>>6644896
iktf. Don't you feel like more of a monster for how you act over how you look though? Maybe yr discomfort in yr looks is a projection of self hatred based on something else?
>>6644896
having cis friends wont make you stealth, people not knowing youre trans makes you stealth. as long as you hang around people who know you used to be a guy youll never manage because itll get around, move somewhere new and drop old people if you want to really go stealth, otherwise somehow theyll always find out youre trans. you dont look or sound like a woman
>>6644843
i play piano, though admittedly i can still play the tuba at a mediocre level since i kept in practice somewhat from school band
>>6644891
whatever you want. piano translates into most any form of music and every instrument has to learn it if you go to a musical college, even vocalists have to take some piano classes but really play what you want
whats up mtfg
i feel kind of happy
wew
how are you?
everything ok?
>>6644816
congratulations ^^ thats huge
>>6644858
Toynwjoynk3u <)l)
>>6644912
I'm feeling good :3
>>6644843
tfw i can play the flute
beminine instrument :^))
>>6644915
awwww c: im glad carol
Postmodernism has come close to completely ruining the culture of the state I live in and I want it to fucking end so I can transition, cuddle my fiancee, go camping, shoot guns, and read Virginia Woolf in peace.
>>6644912
Thank you cutie! I love your hair~
>>6644916
Can you play the skin flute smiles? (^;
Lol
Fucking old boss is saying my work wasn't credible or reliable wtf. First time I've failed to get a reference. Thanks bitch I was yr only fucking worker and I showed up early everyday and you were always late and you skimped my last paycheck I fucking hate you you fucking skankslut racist.
>10 customers in 3 hours
>I could be getting my 'mones Rx right now
Fuq
>>6644916
I'm glad you feel happy too c:
>>6644927
i'm sorry...
>>6644918
What state?
>>6644912
you have really nice hair
wew
>>6644927
What was your old job again?
>>6644921
wait, i messed that thought up. you do look and sound like a woman generally, bullying aside. good that youre moving somewhere new, i hope you two have a lot of sex and go stealth as a lesbian couple
i bowled a perfect 420 tonight
>>6644899
yeah so im in the bay, and peeps u prolly talked to are Red and Kaylee(bestfriend)
>>6644934
I WAS A FUCKING LANDSCAPING TRANNY
I was sore every day. Got dirty af. It's cuz I lied to her about quitting my other job and that didn't affect her at fucking all.
>>6644937
HYPE
>>6644936
we will! thank you.
kaylee might as well be a cis girl
>>6644927
That sucks. Can you prove that they are misrepresenting you?
>http://employment.findlaw.com/hiring-process/is-a-former-employer-s-bad-reference-illegal-.html
>Generally, an employer is not prohibited by law from providing truthful information about a former employee to a prospective employer. The law has little reason to discourage employers from providing their honest assessments of an employee's performance, regardless of whether this assessment is good or bad. However, crossing the line into making misrepresentations or outright lies could make a bad reference illegal. Legal actions based on misstatements made in job references are typically based on defamation laws which prohibit anyone, including employers, from knowingly publishing or spreading false information about another.
>>6644922
awww c: thanks ash
>>6644933
>< thank uu
one of the few things i like about myself
>>6644942
arm hurts tho
chicken and waffles is good
>>6644932
California. I'm from the more conservative inland part where people still haven't fallen for relativism and hippy dippy bullshit. I'm more liberal in my thinking than the average person here, but I want the LA and San Francisco people to stop making dumb laws and just leave me the fuck alone so I can do my own thing in peace.
>>6644944
hmmm. I could just list her as a reference anyways and tell her to just tell the truth. I just broke my arm before working fulltime with her so I had to stop. I also lied saying I hadn't quit my other job yet so I could have a vacation and she's bitter about that. But I could explain all that to future employers right? most don't call references anyhows.
>>6644937
tfw u remember theres a tumor between ur legs
>>6644950
If you want to be a hick, why not move to Missouri?
I got my hair cut like Smiles today and it was a complete coincidence. I let my girlfriend choose my new haircut and she just happened to pick something very similar. I got to pick hers, too, and she is very happy now that she looks like Vasquez from Aliens.
>>6644940
>tfw you didn't have time to go cuddle Dana
Terrible feel
>>6644957
A very malignant one :c
I hope I can get rid of it soon v_v
Shakira come in discord how come you never hang out with us
>>6644958
Because I inherited a small home in rural California and even if I sold it would not have the money to move. Also, we have the freshest, best produce in the country here on account of all the agriculture.
Smiles should take the BDSM test and post her resluts
>>6644957
I'm not too concerned, it's in remission since starting HRT.
>>6644957
I can't wait to cut my balls off as soon as I have someone chill to wait to take me to the hospital afterwards.
>>6644966
I'm not Smiles, but this is me.
>>6644949
nobody makes good chicken and waffles and maine. or chicken fried steak. or gumbo. i cant even buy okra or filee powder at walmart here. least most everything else is nice
>>6644963
Ok, which one?
>>6644970
Don't do this, it makes SRS difficult. You want your vajayjay don't you?
>>6644940
I'm in Corte Madera and then Oakland starting on the first.
we should hang out sometime
>>6644972
I cropped the others out because they had negligible percentages, by the way.
>>6644976
hell no. I just want my balls gone and I'm never getting a neovago.
>>6644970
You can still be stuck with a bill from the emergency room, I don't think that approach ends up being cheaper than getting it done properly.
>>6644973
>i cant even buy okra or filee powder at walmart here
this is why i can never leave new orleans
>>6644966
She's done it before.
What is Discord and how can I access it? The link in the OP says it's an "invalid or expired invite."
>>6644984
god same
but wouldn't that be weird? like just a shaft and no balls and nothing else? i think the neovagoo might be the better option in that case? I hope the medical science advances enough within the next 7 or so years
>>6644992
You know it won't. It never advances for us. Nobody cares about us except our lovers.
>>6644966
apparently they change alot :V
>>6644996
Did you get more pure?
>>6644996
Weirdly me and you have the exact same things in the exact same order in the top 5 >.>
tfw youll never know what others think of you
>>6644988
i just bought some online, was kind of a shock to not see it though.
>>6644976
this is a meme, i emailed a couple of surgeons about it and it really doesnt make a difference if you take care of it.
>>6644991
it cost me like 4k total to get it done with all the visits from a very nice hospital
>>6644996
rope bunny is always really cute to see
0-4 stay home and play melee by myself
5-9 go to bar by myself and play pinball/fail at making friends
dubs = sleep
trips = work
quads = cut my fucking balls off
here mine
>>6644998
get my Info from kaylee ^_^
>>6645013
meh I kinda want to play pinball
>>6645013
:/ sounds fun
Is 24-years-old too late to start transitioning?
i just want to be used and abused and spit on and hurt
>>6644986
>Paying to use the emergency room
How can one country be this cucked?
>>6645009
oh yeah i forgot the internet is a thing
but yeah like
i wanna move away from here in the near future but like
there's so much im gonna miss
its not that i wanna move cos i dont like it, i just wanna see different parts of the world and shit
and then come back here when im ready to die or give up on life
>>6645026
>living in a country as cucked as [insert any country that is not America]
>>6645021
no
>tfw no (you)s unless you're a trip
>tfw watching a weeb cosplay burlesque show
this is a breddy gud feel desu
good edition
the beatles > all jazz music
>>6645036
>tfw no (you)s and a trip.
>>6645044
(you) are cute
>>6645041
>>6645041
FUCKING LMAO
get out of here with that bullshit wankery
Nb4 muh Sgt. Peppers
>>6645041
christ
Hai
>>6645004
I want to get an orchiectomy but I can't decide if I should keep the sack or not. I'm not really interested in full SRS and I think I'd lean towards getting rid of it but it seems like such a waste to get rid of all of that healthy tissue that could be used for like a skin graft or something, I don't know.
some girls from myanmar are really fuggin cute
Morning everyone!
>>6645051
arent u a beatles hater?
I'll leave this here.
https://youtu.be/1XhKw8UF9fY
>>6645055
Hi Grace, how is your evening?
>>6644996
>tfw smiles will never dominate you
>>6645063
How are you Red?
the beatles created a wider variety of music in a single decade than jazz did in its entire history
hihi, how is everyone doing today?
>>6645074
this is a trick
would anyone like to spit on me and call me names and bully me?
>>6645072
i feel sad
>>6645074
pls go and stay go
>>6645080
You don't have to take that kind of shit from a hobbit.
>>6645078
not great
>>6645017
on wat?
>>6645080
I'm sorry :<
Jealous people can be really bitter, don't listen to em
>>6645075
Hi Grace ^^
Hope you're doing good!
>>6645078
Hungry but I feel too ugly/dysphoric to go to the store. Trying to psych myself into it somehow...
>>6645062
I generally don't like them, but I can respect and appreciate their place in popular music canon
>>6645090
every now and then i get in a beatles mood and i'll be like YESS THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC EVARRRR for like 2 hours and then im good on the beatles for another couple of months
>>6645084
what's up?
>>6645088
i mean........food is good, isn't it?
>>6645095
this is me every few years
I legit like revolver tho
>>6645100
just general late night bad feels, i guess
i dont really have anyone to talk to and i'm going crazy from lack of stimulus
>>6645100
>i mean........food is good, isn't it?
Yeah it is I'm trying to gain weight too. I wish I was less of an uggo life would be so much easier
>neurotic 1 AM questions
Does sleeping face-down affect breast shape?
i feel like something really bad is going to happen to me..ive been at my new job for too long for nothing bad to have happened..word has to have gone around theres a tranny at the restaurant.
there's something really comfy about 80+ degrees when it's dark out
>>6645115
Maybe you'll get called a worthless faggot like I did.
>>6645110
welll, we can talk about stuff. what would you like to talk about?
>>6645112
you're not uggo as far as i know. you'll feel 5000x better once you get food anyways. it has a way of doing that.
>>6645115
or, you know, nothing could happen.
why hasn't balam acab released an album since 2011? He's really talented and he put out one EP one album and then just disappeared?
>>6645115
Just because something hasn't happened so far doesn't mean it's 'overdue'.
>>6645075
Grace are you ok?
>>6645113
>>6645113
>>6645113
Someone please answer, it's urgent.
>>6645122
he probably puts out music under different titles cause he realized he no longer wanted to be tied to a meme genre
>>6645125
Who the fuck sleeps face-down?
>>6645127
I do...
>>6645113
No idea, probably not much unless you are sleeping on a doughnut so that they can hang freely.
Does sleeping on your side make your boobs lopsided?
>>6645125
yes
>>6645115
You're passable enough to work as a server? Q_Q
Sounds like anxiety is just getting to you. Everything will be fine. Do something nice and relax.
>>6645103
i always gravitate to their earlier shit. usually when im on a beatles kick its just me listening to help like 5 times in a row.
>>6645133
>Does sleeping on your side make your boobs lopsided?
Maybe??
Idk, I'm just thinking about how when ftms tape their boobs, they tend to get deformed and stuff...
>>6645127
I wish I could, I can't really sleep comfortably except on my left side, it feels like doing so is messing up my spine or back muscles or something but I have trouble sleeping otherwise.
>>6645118
i was told i had a pretty mouth and i feel guilty for liking the compliment..
>>6645120
>>6645123
idk today at work it seemed like every customer was weird with me..it hasnt been like that for a while.
>>6645127
>masterrace
>>6645113
youll be fine if its not every night and even then you probably move in ur sleep
>>6645120
>you'll feel 5000x better once you get food anyways
Probably. It's a self feeding cycle I gotta break but I can assure I'm an uggo until I get ffs
>>6645135
What??????
Q____Q please tell me you're memeing. I've never slept on my back before.
>>6644998
literally right now?
I feel like I'm not the norm...
>Side of my face passes better than the front
Is this normal?
>>6645147
>i was told i had a pretty mouth
If they tell you to squeal like a pig, run.
>>6645157
angles
>>6645088
I've been much better but thank you Puru,
>>6645125
I hope I am. Last time I took lexapro I didn't react this badly but I've been getting better. I just hope nothing serious came of this and I'll be back to normal soon.
come on, let's get WRECKED tonight
let's get WRECKED tonight
My scores from last January.
>>6645037
Sounds cool.
>>6645057
Keep it, it's very sensitive.
>>6645060
Never met any of the other Beatles, but I did get to talk with Lennon about painting in '79. He joined a conversation I was having with a few others on painting styles. I felt so out of place at that party. I was the only non household name other than spouses and partners. A few months later I ran into him another time as he was exiting the Dakota apartment building where he lived.
>>6645078
Good. Not as depressed, but still not perfect.
>>6645095
It's about every 2 years for me.
>>6645156
That just means you're limited supply, assuming equal demand that's good for you!
>>6645147
Oh....
I'm only a month on hrt, so that's probably why I don't get anything like that...
>masterrace
Fuck yeah!!!!
>Not every night
But I legitimately can't sleep on my side or back
AM I just going to have weird boobs????
>>6645163
You met Lennon! OMG!
How did you even get invited to these parties?
>>6645156
hey....
wanna beat me up and hurt me?
>>6645163
>Keep it, it's very sensitive.
? Is that a good thing? It doesn't seem that sensitive in my case, anyways. Is there some useful purpose it would serve?
>>6645126
nvm he released this last year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Jlf4KuD7w
...it's not nearly as good
>tfw hate ur self
>>6645153
I don't fucking know
Ask google
>>6645170
I can't imagine many people being into a trans sadist that wants to cuck and degrade them.
>>6645165
Are you a line cook like me then? We can just be cook friends that's cool.
>>6645183
I want exactly this
Please cuck me and call me a diseased whore
>>6645183
There are people out there who are into Mexican sugar dancing...
tfw you don't deserve your gf
>>6645187
kaylee doesn't deserve me...
i'm useless
>>6645187
>tfw no gf
>>6645183
I can definitely imagine it.
>>6645189
>tfw kaylee will never ram you with her nine inch cock
>>6645189
you two are qt
>>6645156
Seems normal to me, sempai
tfw useless piece of shit
>>6645203
How do you think you hurt her?
gonna get baked and watch koyaanisqatsi with some peeps tonight
>>6645181
I did not, it's been almost 2 days now since I took it. There was no way I was gonna take another after how just one made me feel.
>>6645212
wait, what happened with the lexapro?
>>6645193
>cuts bruises and scars
>>6645211
Oh shit, that movie's trippy enough without drugs; have fun with that!
>>6645187
>>6645209
>tfw yktf
>>6645211
if you like sqatsi, try baraka.
Tfw you contemplate your failed existence
>>6645215
You can work on those things. You recognize the problems, now figure out what you can do to make sure it doesn't happen again.
>>6645233
>tfw trying not to think about it but you fail at that too
>>6645216
Side effects hit me p hard and made me sick. Stomach ache, nausea, bathroom related issues, anxiety increased, couldn't sleep well, fatigue, loss of appetite... I could keep going but point it it was really bad and clear it wasn't good for me. I was scared I might have to go to the ER or something. I still kinda am worried about that but hopefully everything just keeps improving like it has been.
>>6645199
Do you know where you are?
>>6645237
>>6645233
SAME??
SÀMÊ
SÆM
SÅMĘ
SÃMÊ
>>6645199
i'm working on it
>>6645245
Mmmmmmm
Nothing
Idk
Maybe I'm jealous idk, reading that was just weird I think
>>6645239
Stay hydrated and sleep while you can; aside from that, hopefully it won't take long for you to be back to normal.
>>6645208
what's stopping you from getting a gf? My block is that I'm not girlmode yet. Once girlmode I plan to hit Tinder or whatever the kids are using in 2020
>>6645233
>tfw starting to succeed at everything
I know this feel though, I justed to feel like a huge fucking waste of oxygen, but then I found out about other trans people and the struggles they all face are common. Since then I changed my goals, went at it with a more positive attitude and things are going good.
>>6645254
what, jealous of big huge cock pumping inside of you as you're slapped and scratched? feels good.
>>6645245
Nobody is always right, sometimes you can't avoid hurting someone and it's not realistic to expect that you can make someone feel good at all times; but as long as you realize that you can't be perfect on those fronts and don't beat yourself up over not always being able to make things right, those seem like reasonable guiding principles.
FUCK
it's taking too long aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>6645229
When I have dated people they usually develop some kind of distress. So I'm sure you'll cry or at least feel like crying. One of my ex's freaks out when she heads towards my old house. She starts screaming about not wanting to be put in the freezer any more and that she'll be a good girl. Another ex I forced into becoming a cumslut. He was 'straight' and I manipulated him into sucking cocks at meijers and gas stations. Now he's cringes when he goes into a public bathroom. I still hang out and keep in contact with them too.
>>6645261
>inside of you as you're slapped and scratched? feels good.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT RED
>>6645173
At that time I was spending many weekends in NYC to learn painting, and photography. I had a couple patrons who picked up the expenses of the lessons, and my living and travel costs. One of them was Andy Worhol. Through him I met David Bowie and we became friends over our common interest in painting. After I started crossdressing when I was 14, David would invite me to any party he threw. It was at one of them that I met Lennon. It wasn't the only time I met him. I also ran into him a few times at other places.
>>6645175
High or low sensitivity could be individual differences. The other reason is some day later you may still wish for SRS. Some tucking techniques use the ball sack to help hold the gt.
>>6645264
>Living in Australia
>>6645264
>australian internet
>>6645264
This is why you download things before deciding to watch them with people.
>>6645264
Where the fuck do you live? Slovakia?
>>6645264
What is that
>>6645273
worse, australia
>>6645269
When you finish writing it I really, really want to read your book.
>>6645265
please, force me to suck cocks! I used to suck cocks in gay bar bathrooms!
or put me in the freezer!
I'll beg you to be mean to me...
>>6645156
You seem okay to me, I'm pretty much the same except even more of a slut :3
how to hate yourself less?
>neurotic 2 AM questions
why am I itching to buy more and more girly clothing???
>>6645281
go bowling
>>6645281
Lobotomy
>>6645282
bc ur a girl u tard
>>6645273
that's an oddly specific guess
where do you live? liechtenstein?
>>6645280
Ew wtf
Why is ageplay as high as 49%
I'm even worse than I thought
And sadist should really be above masochist
>>6645284
if i do that people might see me
>>6645273
CHEKOSLOVAKIA BOOM SHE-BOOM
>>6645281
Lie to yourself?
>>6645282
I could makes guesses, but I can't answer that one for you; why ARE you itching to buy more and more girly clothing?
>>6645212
wait, so it's still this bad?
geez...
take it easy, ok?
>>6645280
quid i really want you to dom me
>>6645293
You know that place doesn't exist anymore right?
>>6645280
please hurt me!!!
>>6645265
You're a bad person
>>6645292
but you will have loads of fun
>>6645287
sooooooooooooo?????
I thought girls just bought this stuff to fit in
now I actually want it.
life pls.
>>6645294
I don't know, there's a reason I said it was a neurotic question...
>>6645301
she would too, the slut
I feel like I'm boring
>>6645282
Because girl clothes are super comfy and look cute. I wish I had more tbqh
>people sending you snaps of their significant other rolling them joints, them smoking together, them fucking, and their post-coital glow
I'm about to kill myself no lie; Ama
Lmao
>>6645311
>I feel like I'm boring
I'm basically not into anything.
Crock pots are the single best invention in the history of ever
>>6645280
Shit. I want to do this but forgot the url.
>>6645317
aside from toaster ovens, estrodial and ben & jerry's, yes.
>>6645319
I hate you
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you
>>6645320
bdsmtest.net
bdsmtest.org
it's one of those
I wish I had some form of human interaction in my life. Im so broken because the deepest conversation Ive ever had with someone is myself.
>>6645299
I'm pretty sure it's just saying that because I like calling girls that are good and shorter than 8 feet good little girls or something... :s I'm really not into ageplay at all, it's ew
>>6645301
That depends, are you a good girl?
>>6645304
no ERP in mtfg you fucking slut jesus haven't the anons talked about this enough already *slaps you for insubordinance*
>>6645310
of course i would
>>6645320
I just posted a screenie of when I already did it but I dug it up for you http://bdsmtest.org/
>>6645278
I want to make you fear what I'll do to you - as long as I can see that you're frightened and obedient we'll get along just fine.
>>6645280
>>6645291
I was hinting at the stereotype of trans girls trying to fill the super feminine submissive role. Where as I want to be a sadistic bitch that degrades men and women.
>>6645305
Yeah, I know.
>>6645319
I do it to people that didn't sign up for it so I'm kind of a bad person.
>tfw going back to college in San Francisco in the fall
>no friends except girlfriend
W-Who wants to hang out with me? I pass.
>>6645220
>tfw your gf can't see how amazing she is
>tfw she also has all the good reaction images
>>6645319
Yeah, I'm among those people, but you literally can not consent to serious long term psychological harm. It's just unethical and abusive for a top to knowingly cause that shit. That person does not operate in any kink community, he would be outcast.
>>6645325
>>Girl clothes
>>Comfy
>Pick one
tank tops and leggings are comfy af, dafaq you talkin about
>>6645311
>Because girl clothes are super comfy and look cute. I wish I had more tbqh
sorry, my (you)s aren't working on that one post
I wanted a teddy bear or something for a while recently.
something soft and squishy to hug and cuddle.
>>6645317
hugg elann
>>6645333
Haha I know
I think that thing way overestimates how submissive you are if you're more or less up for anything, I have to retake it and be more selective about which ones I give the full "agree" rating to I think because I'm definitely more dominant than submissive even if not by too much
>>6645321
I like to think that toaster ovens are just baby ovens and that someday they'll grow up and be able to make pizzas
>>6645325
This
>>6645339
hugg anon :3
this didn't teach me anything new.
...(someone of any gender pls dominate me)
>>6645330
>I enjoy feeling like a prey hunted by a predator.
lewd
>>6645325
But I think they are comfy :(
>>6645331
Aww, why don't you try to get out and meet more people maybe join a club of some sort or a support group?
>>6645337
>I wanted a teddy bear or something for a while recently.
something soft and squishy to hug and cuddle.
Yes, idk plushies are pretty are very comforting to have imo I wish I could keep some around while I'm at my parents place but they judge the fuck out of me for it. :/
>>6645258
>positive attitude
Still fighting to get that back in my life. I'm doing better, but still have a ways to go.
>>6645277
I need to write more, but I have so many other things to do. it doesn't help that I struggle with writing.
>>6645296
It was nice while it lasted. I'm not sure I could handle that life again. I'm a different person now. I'm to scared of the world now. Also I tend to mentally lockup in crowds. I didn't used to do that.
>>6645343
I go to SF State. It's a total commuter college with very little socializing inside or outside of classes. I met my girlfriend online. Besides that, my first two years I was not passing and then half-passing. Now that I pass well, it might be different, but beyond that I find that I just don't fit in. Really, most of the socialization on campus is done in the designated smoking areas and over marijuana or booze, and I don't smoke because smoking is fucking retarded, and I don't do drugs anymore because I used to be an addict. I don't drink because it makes me feel very depressed and sleepy. So most of my socializing opportunities are cut out.
>>6645349
The fuck kind of regional term is a multi cooker? At least correct people to slow cooker
>>6645346
>I like to think that toaster ovens are just baby ovens and that someday they'll grow up and be able to make pizzas
As adorable as that image is, toaster ovens can already make pizzas, they're just baby pizzas. (I'm really glad to hear that you're doing well in your new home by the way.)
>>>/soc/24128344
So thats why she defends chasers so much.
>>6645365
Let her be.
>>6645349
>foreigners thinking they know anything about language
Come back when you can buy one of these.
>>6645369
nah
>>6645365
Why do you care so much?
>>6645354
One of my favourite things to do is break someone down to their base. I especially love it when they're this emotionless shell of a human. Then I build them into what I want (usually it's something they are directly opposed to). Once I leave them - they don't have me to stabilize them. So they try and go back to being themselves, but they usually mess up and can't differentiate between what they were and what I made them. They then mix the identities and they end up being a shadow of what they were.
>>6645376
Because shes an asshole.
>>6645343
uggs.
sweatshirts.
bras.
panties.
leggings.
let's be real here.
girl clothes don't have the *blegh* inbetween feel that guy clothes have.
they're either uncomfortable and pretty af or comfy and kinda cute.
>>6645353
I'm gonna buy uggs and an adorable stuffed animal once I move into my new apartment.
and a snuggie.
>>6645269
>Some tucking techniques use the ball sack to help hold the gt.
this is what I do.
>>6645269
>I had a couple patrons who picked up the expenses of the lessons, and my living and travel costs. One of them was Andy Worhol.
shit
when I was 14, I was playing starcraft in my parents' living room.
how did you get into this life?
>>6645379
no she's not.
>>6645378
Would you still be interested in somebody that's already a shell of a human?
>>6645378
that sounds the least fun of any of your posts
>>6645347
Lol it's fine hahahaha
I'm glad you're happy and you two have so much fun lol
My envy is out of your control lol
>>6645362
Toaster ovens that aspire to greatness seek to cook the great 14 inchers
Also, thanks! Things are finally settling in, groceries are bought and the paperwork and job hunting begins right away
>>6645380
England can't even into yurop and can't English
>Tfw hate myself for being trans and suppress it to the point of physical pain
>Tfw I have 0 social skills so basically 0 friends and horrible social status sof no support net of any kind irl
>Tfw will never have the experience of growing up a Cis girl anyways
>Tfw I'll always be a man at the end of the day no matter the hormones or personality
>Tfw will always look like a Frankenstein monster if decide to cd, let alone and have a morgan freeman tier low ass gravelly voice because of testosterone (fuck you puberty)
>Tfw anyone who matters to me are judgemental of trans people and I haven't come out yet and probably never will because of this
>Tfw I doubt anyone would accept me if they found out and risk living a life under the boot of everyone I hope might accept me, ending only when I kill myself
>even I won't care about it
>>6645378
Anon, that's something you're supposed to fantasize about if you have to but never actually do. It's like killing people or rape. If it turns you on, fantasize about it or roleplay, but don't actually do it. That's absolutely terrible.
>>6645386
Fuck Europe, we don't need those punks.
>>6645379
What's your issue with Moap?
Im high and at a club what do ??
>>6645387
Best part is I'm supportive of people who face the same issues so long as they aren't myself
do i pass
>>6645378
Hmm
This sounds interesting , tell me more about this
>>6645387
Voice can be worked on. What else you do depends on what you decide I guess, you're in a difficult situation, but you might as well start voice training.
>>6645394
not post on mtfg, for starters
>>6645399
I was defending Moap. Why pick at someone? I don't get it.
>>6645401
If nothing else I can talk the way I feel is natural when I'm alone. It's a start, and I have a glimmer of hope left because of people like you :)
Any videos or tutorials you reccomend?
>>6645403
Fuck u faggit
>>6645391
Rip British empire, you used to be cool but now your biggest export is old sarcastic TV show hosts.
>>6645408
She doesn't have the same opinion.
>>6645382
Maybe I haven't met someone that's been completely broken, and I've only completely broken one person and she was already broken from her dad dying and being beaten all her life.
>>6645383
I'd have to get to know you in order to figure out how I'd break you. I'd probably have you sit wet and naked in front of cooling fans for a couple hours. Until you start showing the start of hypothermia. Then I'd quickly warm you up and repeat until you can barely move.
>>6645384
I enjoy doing it.
>>6645389
It doesn't necessarily turn me on. I enjoy doing it. Sex is usually a good way to break people down.
>>6645400
What do you want to know?
>>6645395
If that's true, maybe you should find someone in the same situation that you could support and that would support you? It sounds like you could use something like that.
>>6645381
>uggs
So what's your favorite drink at starbucks :P
I can't wait to move into my new place in a couple of weeks, I found my childhood teddy bear that I used to carry with me everywhere I can't wait to actually cuddle with it again :)
Plus I really wanna get some of the new pokemon plushes they're so cute
>>6645399
>o i am laffin
why?
>>6645380
Does this trigger you?
>>6645399
>chaser
i don't know why everybody thinks this
>>6645415
you can use sex to break me :3
>>6645416
I wish, but I'm really bad at receiving support and its super hard for others to get past my emotonal barriers
I'll try though, you never know!
>>6645417
I uh
I don't drink coffee tbqh
besides, what do I look like, a white girl meme?
>>6645411
There's the Voice Training and Voice Help links in the OP, they're not perfect but it's a place to start.
>>6645415
): my therapist warned me about people like you... she said the chemistry would be too good and i'd agree to something dangerous........
>>6645415
EVERYTHING
It just sounds generally facisnsting to me I want to know it all
I'd never want to do that to someone I love, but it is really interesting to me; maybe I could do it to someone I dislike
>>6645419
>30 years later
>>6645432
>maybe I could do it to someone I dislike
L-like m-me??
>>6645408
oh, i missed you
>>6645414
Actually of all the fucking people, I mostly have a dislike for her because of something she did to Birdy. Imagine that lol
>>6645418
cause i'm a laffy sort of girl
>>6645421
Go on? Are you a trans girl? I'm pretty sure you're somebody whose name I can't remember with a slightly different name now.
>>6645426
Tbh I don't know what you look like, you very well could be lol
>>6645426
>drinking coffee at Starbucks
The strawberries and cream is good.
>>6645437
You seem to think you're of some importance to me and you're not; why would I do that to some random mook on the Internet; not to mention that what anon described would be executed in real life....
>>6645433
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>6645438
idgi
>>6645443
the double chocolatey chip frappaccino is really good...
and I like their pumpkin scones
>>6645441
>>6645413
This is our new spaceship under development, we will conquer space and BTFO NASA
>>6645332
I did a thing.
Mtf/20, Although that's likely obvious.
>>6645426
Don't let them peer pressure you, Uggs really are comfy.
>tfw life is looking up
Hows everyone doing today?
What are you listening to this evening?
>>6645381
>no she's not
She threatened and tried to force Birdie to insult Chara in the thread and say she was ugly and would never pass or be as attractive as her because they were fighting and she wanted to get some sort of edge in the argument. She most certainly is.
>>6645359
>>6645380
How about going social clubs?
>>6645354
>>6645378
Get into therapy. Harming others is not good.
>>6645381
I was ostracized by the other kids in school, so I did lots of painting, photography, and learning on interesting subjects on my own to pass the time. Like everything I studied, I rapidly became proficient at painting and photography. By the time I was 10 others were seriously noticing. I started getting lessons after school, and I rapidly learned all that those teachers could teach me. Soon they had both teachers out where I lived on LI, and in NYC teaching me at the same time. My parent's didn't have the money for the lessons, so patrons were found to pay for them.
>>6645387
You don't have to socially transition. you could just go on hormones for how they psychologically help. Talk to a gender therapist. there are many ways to handle dysphoria. Maybe all you need to do is crossdress at home.
>>6645413
I liked the show except for him...
>>6645438
>are you a transgirl
yes
>>6645458
Hail the Sun's sick new album. It's on Spotify with all their other shit.
>mfw their drummer also does the lead vocals
>>6645463
Can a 13 year old even be a pedophile?
>>6645446
>this autistically serious reply to a joke question
Yeah like because I really was gonna fly to California to have some "random mook" make me their sex slave right?
>>6645458
Janelle Monae, Janelle Monae, and more Janelle
>>6645438
>mostly have a dislike for her because of something she did to Birdy
>mostly have a dislike for her because of something she did to Birdy
>something she did to Birdy
>Birdy
quid, what have you become?
>>6645462
Our social clubs are regularly invaded by ethnic studies people screaming about black lives. Not worth the time. It also doesn't help that I have a southern accent on account of my family are Okies (read Grapes of Wrath, that's my grandparents), so people make wild assumptions about me on account of I say "yall" like every other word. It's really weird having your dialect parroted back to you when you have both the NorCal "hella" and "like" and the Southern "yall" and "fixin' to" in your vocabulary. I've had people assume I'm racist just based on my accent. Seriously.
>>6645354
Yeah, you're probably just an edge Lord lying on the Internet, but what you described can get you 20 years in prison.
>tfw got tickets to a nice progressive/stoner metal concert for kaylee and me
I can't wait to go!!! I wonder what I should wear
>>6645422
I'd probably pull you from sex. I'd use sex as a way to reward you for doing what I want.
>>6645430
If it makes you feel any safer I wouldn't put you in any physical danger. I like to keep my toys.
>>6645432
Well, a good start is gaining the persons trust. An example Jane suffers from social anxiety and PTSD from familial issues. A notable coping mechanism used to alleviate her problems is cutting herself. I portray myself as confident and forward, in order to get past her anxiety, after a while I show her I'm not all that confident. I tell her that I cut myself too. She then sees this figure that she had admiration and awe for coming down to her level. She can now relate with me and I make up BS stories that sound like hers, but are different enough to not be hers. To her I'm just as vulnerable. After We get through all the hug boxing and confiding - I start making her feel lesser and unworthy to feel the way she does. She starts to question if I'm to good for her. That's when I show that even if she's worthless and not good enough for anything their are ways to keep people around. That's when I start to break her down, torture her, and then build her up. This whole process took about 2 years to complete.
>>6645462
I'm already in therapy; I'm trans. I hide this well enough that it never comes up.
>>6645471
ELECTRIC LADY
GET A WAAAAAAYYYYY DOWN
Cause tonight we gon do what we want to
>>6645466
Nope iirc
>>6645473
>Mum told me that South African accents trigger her PTSD
>>6645448
its ok
>>6645453
You seem like a very good girl...
>>6645461
Yep this was pretty much it.
>>6645463
Oh yeah, I remember you, you were repressing for a bit and then admitted it didn't you
>>6645472
See above. I don't like Birdy but that's a shitty thing to do to anyone especially since they were apparently best friends and I can't have any respect for someone like that. Birdy has nothing to do with it other than that he happened to be the victim.
>>6645487
Baroness!
>>6645485
Tell your mom that her dipshit Umkhonto we Sizwe buddies killed members of my family in the 80s.
>>6645480
Ooo, I just started that. It's probably one of my favourites.
>>6645462
They're all aimed at old people or young children. My plan is to find a rich guy and have him introduce me to all his famous friends and then I will have your life.
>>6645489
>See above. I don't like Birdy but that's a shitty thing to do to anyone especially since they were apparently best friends and I can't have any respect for someone like that. Birdy has nothing to do with it other than that he happened to be the victim.
you do realize that what she did to birdy comes back to what chara did to her to put her in a mental breakdown, right?
>>6645478
Oh 2 years is a long time wow
I see what you're saying though; that's like full on psychological warfare.
What do you get out of it? No one ever catches on to what you're doing? How well do you need to know the other person? How do you get them to open up quickly? It seems like the problem is always trying to seem like you're revealing personal info when you truly are not, and keeping your story straight I guess
>>6645490
Hmm never listened to them before, checking em out. Sounds cool
>>6645489
>they were apparently best friends
Yeah, nah. lmao
>>6645493
Ikr?
I love Janelle
She is my favorite
I thought she'd put out an album this year but she seems like she's taken prince's death really hard )))):
>>6645478
i have ptsd from escorting and selling my body....
you should take advantage of that....
>>6645501
they were friends, but there are times when you have to pick sides.
birdy picked chara's side, and moap was pretty hurt by it.
>>6645500
Check their blue album, it's their best one IMO
>>6645478
......ok just no physical danger
>>6645478
If you really do this kind of thing, you are a monster. A real lowlife. Consenting play is fine, but recruiting vulnerable people and taking advantage of their weakness like that, is an evil thing.
>>6645365
To be fair, I saw that post because I went sprinting over to that thread when I heard there were lesbian chasers.
>>6645497
o i am kekkin
>>6645501
Oh what a chaser will say. Doesn't really change anything.
>>6645505
He didn't pick a fucking side, moap decided to cut ties because he wouldn't play her games.
Chara started insulting her because she insulted a friend of Chara's. Chara didn't even say anything particularly nasty or cutting, just basic insults. This isn't even one of those situations where it's like "Oh gosh the poor dear sociopath doesn't know what she did even though she guided someone through suicide with an illustrated tutorial"
Moap called Isla ugly, Chara called her ugly in return, Moap said she was uglier, etc, etc. Literally no sympathy.
>>6645510
money for hrt and clothes...
i might start doing it again to get ffs and srs
>>6645510
It's okay, I have no hard feelings against you or black folks in general. It just makes me so mad that my family members are the bad guys of the narrative when they were the ones getting murdered on the way to work despite the fact they they were actually against Apartheid..
>>6645515
How are people taking this person seriously is beyond me, I am just cringing at their replies.
>>6645520
It's probably not real, sure. But it's more believable than I like.
Can we have a last.fm collage thread?
>>6645509
Will do, probably not in full tonighttonight though
>>6645516
>To be fair, I saw that post because I went sprinting over to that thread when I heard there were lesbian chasers
FUCKING
LMAO
FUCK
I AM LAFFIN O O O
>>6645502
I wasn't aware of any such rumors, but heaven knows I would love to get another album from her. Shame about prince's death ;_;
I wasn't a huge fan of Yoga at first, but it's kinda grown on me. Not the "normal" Janae I'm used to I guess
dancing is fun
>>6645499
1. idk I guess I get most of my joy from being able to manipulate a human being.
2.Sometimes I usually back off after that.
3.You need to know a lot about them but you don't need to know a lot to start doing it.
4.They have to trust you to open up. It depends on the person and how you interact with them. 5.The main point in keeping your lies straight is to not lie. You need to make a persona. Make a character in your head and fashion your backstory, personality, everything around that persona. When you do this you can just bring up that persona to tell them the truth of that character. You are making a character for yourself to play.
>>6645503
I probably would. Again I can't really say much of what I'd do to you unless I got to know you. I would probably be really nice to you to start out any ways.
>>6645512
I've had EMT training so I'm able to keep you from getting to a certain point. I make sure not to take it to the point were you'd need a doctor.
>>6645515
Yep, I get that.
>>6645521
I was there for the whole thing, on thread but also in private skype groups where shit went down. Were you?
All I meant was that if she didn't consider him her best friend, then, whatever, doesn't change much, and it's more understandable for a chaser to assume a closer relationship than actually exists than for others.
Besides, what do you even know? Maybe they were, are you a close friend of hers?
>>6645525
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>cute
>smol
>talented
>smart
>accent
>tfw no Margot gf
>>6645515
it's both sociopathic and sadistic
>>6645516
>Moap called Isla ugly,
screenshots please
iirc, they were fighting about something stupid having to do with rape and statistics (isla was involved), and chara called her a stupid hon. Spiraled out of control from there.
and you do realize that chara has a tendency to say things that don't look nasty or cutting but cut incredibly deep, right?
she's done this to me about 5 times in the past week, in case you haven't noticed, or completely forgot what I told you last night.
and I'm not surprised you're siding against moap, since you're actually falling into chara's seduction.
>>6645521
the least he could've done was comforted her on skype.
but you know, he decided to chase little girls instead of helping an old friend
nini sweet dreams mtfg
I hate sleeping alone
but soon i'll have kaylee!
I'll do ANYTHING for kaylee
i love her
i love y'all
>>6645550
Yeah, I agree. Nasty history. Good on you for not buying the "Mandela was a saint" bullshit and understanding that both sides were massively full of shit.
>>6645527
Well I mean it's just been three years so I figure there would be something by now.....
I'm still ambivalent about Yoga desu it's OKAY but I don't hate it. I love Jidenna though
>>6645531
Ahhhh playing a character ; okay okay, that makes perfect sense to me. I know about that
Hmm
I'm excited to try this at some point . How intentional do you have to be with their decontruction? Do you have to set a goal and consciously decide what you want them to become?
>>6645544
yr crazy and cute
and im fuckin drunk
>>6645550
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_xCLngEOSY
Oh man, I haven't heard this album. Thanks for sharing.
Tfw no bf or gf to cook delicious food for
>>6645544
Nighty :)
A cute guy is taking me out on a date tomorrow. I still havent told him I'm trans though. I dont know how to tell him. It seems awkward and I dont want to push him away.
>>6645535
>Maybe they were, are you a close friend of hers?
I am a close friend of hers, and I know she expected him to say more than "chara, stop", considering she was the only person standing up for him back when all the chaser drama went down a couple months ago.
She was a complete mess for so many reasons and he really didn't do anything to help her stabilize.
He even knew something was wrong and just stood by.
What a great friend.
>>6645535
>I was there for the whole thing, on thread but also in private skype groups where shit went down. Were you?
Admittedly, no.
>Besides, what do you even know?
God, could you sound like more of a cunt if you tried?
>Maybe they were, are you a close friend of hers?
They were good friends, not best friends. Birdy called her
>The friend I loved to death
>>6645540
>the least he could've done was comforted her on skype.
He told me he did, that he had told Chara to stop saying whatever she was saying.
Can somebody please tell me what the fuck Chara said OVER THE INTERNET that just fucking obliterated Moap's psyche?
>>6645567
I'm glad I'll never have to deal with this kind of situation. #NonPassingPrivilege
>>6645567
I always put it on my profile so the guy knows from day one.
>>6645489
Aww thanks...
My recent ex definitely pushed those dominance bars way up. Silly strict sub thinks, I haven't been able to ride an enthusiastic dick in over a year. He tried sometimes though, to his credit. My dominant urges will probably fade a bit in the next few months though.
>>6645458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZRA-Dwv86E&list=PLEAF85161E0EFFD57
>>6645466
Legally, yes.
Psychologically, likely yes.
>>6645473
to a degree iktf. I have a cold nonreactive exterior that shows up anytime I get overloaded. Like when I'm in public without people I am comfortable with. even though inside I'm warm and caring, the outer shell doesn't let it show at all.
I also sometimes pegged as from eastern Long Island, and get the stereotype of the snobbish stuck up rich person applied to me. Many out there are, I never was.
>>6645477
I'd go dancing, and go home and fuck those I danced with just for company. Part of why I started being a courtesan is it gave me a structured relationship with known expectations I could deal with.
>>6645478
Get into therapy to learn how to not hurt others. What you are doing is fucking up others for your enjoyment. You should be locked up.
>>6645495
Work on your presentation, and wardrobe. Learn interesting skills that get you access to the rich people. For me I had my painting, photography, and later stock trading, dance skills, etc.. It also helped that back then I was stunning in and out of the right designer dresses.
>>6645503
Is it regular, or complex ptsd? I don't think I got it at all from being a courtesan, but I chose my clients carefully so they were people I could love. I also provided companionship and entertainment more so than sex. I had an Saudi Arabian client that all I did was dance for him and talk with him. We even slept in different beds.
>>6645554
The "saint" was Biko...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVpsM3YAgw
what did chara do now?
>>6645154
i think so, I had to go back home cause wage slave, but yeah
>>6645563
It's more of a feel. You have to read the person and tell if they're ready. I can imagine setting goals could be helpful, but it might also push it to far to fast. You also have to be able to read mannerisms and emotions quickly. A lot of the opportunities to move forward are short, and based on how someone’s feeling at the time.
>>6645335
these reactions are like 2 years old or more
kill me
>come here to try to socialize and maybe open up
>might be better off not opening up, going by the small conversations here
>>6645589
Right now is kind of a weird moment for /mtfg/, it's not usually like this.
>>6645577
Ok will do, thanks.
i heard chara is like a genius level IQ is that really true?
>>6645588
>2 year old reaction images and gets dub dubs
>>6645583
Ahhh
So a lot of in the moment conditionals; I see, I see
Reading mannerisms isn't my strong suit, I always forget what's what. Any tips for that? Emotions and intonation I'm decent with I think; although I'd still like to improve.
Pushing it too far too fast means the whole thing is ruined, yeah?
>>6645584
??
>>6645589
Hey, you wanna chat? :) It's kinda slow here right now
>>6645497
You defended what she did and how she treated me and basically parroted everything she said and thought about me after what happened, you even went back to hating me just because she does now.
You weren't even sympathetic about it either even though at first she was also pissed at you too, you just basically told me "that sucks, fuck off".
>>6645505
Not attacking someone because it wouldn't have solved anything isn't taking sides, I didn't want to hurt anyone, especially not my own friends, and I refused to do so.
Riley was always on my side during all the chaser witch hunt bullshit and I was always on her side when she was being bullied, but I never would have expected or forced her to attack someone personally for me, and I never would have though she was expect and try to force something like that from me.
>>6645540
I did try to talk to her during all of it, I asked her to stop and tell me what was going on and why she was acting the way she was but she gave me literal minutes before she cut me off and left a shitty message calling me a joke of a friend and a chaser piece of shit.
>he decided to chase little girls instead of helping an old friend
lol okay charlotte
>>6645595
yeah im exhausted couldnt do it if i wanted.
also a wage slave
tranny chow
you wouldnt download a boyfriend
>>6645593
>"you're not as pretty as me"
Is that it?
Are you serious?
This place is fucking bonkers.
is it agp if u do this
>>6645602
i cant be the only bitch here who is drunk rn
i love my gf c:
>>6645599
Isn't every productive person a wage slave??
I'm going to kill myself.
>>6645540
Uh, seriously? You obviously weren't even there and just know about this from moap talking to you.
Here, let me just paste from the archive every derogatory thing anyone said in the whole fight.
Moap:
@chara "You're a fucking idiot."
@isla "Get over it, hon."
Isla:
@moap "Put on your tin foil hat and shield of autism"
Chara
"You calling someone a hon, kek"
Moap
"You look like some beta wannabe scenester from 2004, talk to me when you learn how to please a man kthxbai."
Chara
"I'm more attractive than you, and been on hormones for 3 months."
Moap
"It's cute when hons let hugboxing inflate their egos, but like there's only one of us who attracts the attention of men irl and Ill let that speak for itself."
Etc, etc, dont really need to go on and on. Just read the thread yourself. Here's the next post in their little catfight: http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6583356/#6583806
Chara came RUNNING to me terrified Birdy was going to hate her forever, he did NOT just say "chara stop"
You obviously know nothing but what Moap told you.
>>6645577
I know when not to hurt people. Most people I interact with really like me, and never experience this. It's really hard to do this to one person. It wouldn't be feasible to do it to a large number of people.
>>6645589
If you're anon then you should be ok. Should I talk about something else?
>>6645596
There are a lot of books on that stuff: how to hookup, social engineering, Psychology text books, etc. Really anything that shows you how to understand behaviours.
on a side note I went on a family vacation and it was shit. Filled with family pissing each other off, dysphoria, and my mom intentionally separating us into groups of boys and girls after I came out to her.
>>6645598
how did chara respond to you?
>>6645603
No, anybody defending what Moap did is either manipulated or bonkers lol. I'm happy to be perfectly rational tyvm.
>>6645606
im not drunk sry
>>6645610
Good luck anon
>>6645612
Jesus fuck. Those all seem like D- people at best. Is everyone here cancer? Why're they so mean??
>tfw theres never any drama about you
>>6645614
Also the only reason I didn't kill myself during or after the vacation is because my little brother would think it was his fault.
>>6645606
I'm boozey.
>>6645623
I'll see you in hell, cunt.
>>6645599
oh well I guess itll have to be another time but u should contact me when u wanna, nice digits
>>6645614
Mm yeah I should read some social engineering texts, I used to be friends with someone who was really into that
>and my mom intentionally separating us into groups of boys and girls after I came out to her.
That's almost comically obnoxious
what should I do I'm bored and sad
>>6645624
those are some of the retards. of course there a lot of other retards but there are some nice people too.
>>6645625
fuck you slut
how many dicks you trip over on your way the the computer?
>>6645621
How are you?
>>6645630
I've accepted Jesus Christ as my LORD and savior so I'll be in heaven when I kill myself; but yeah good luck in eternal suffering and agony lol
>>6645640
none :(
>>6645624
Chara gets away with being shitty personality just cause she is cute
>>6645610
Why?
>>6645643
)):
It's never too late to start!
>>6645645
Who r u anon?
>>6645596
>>6645614
You can salvage if you fuck up, but it's usually best just to give up. unless you are invested in this particular person there is no reason to ruin your relationship with them.
>>6645636
I talked to her about it latter, and she said she didn't know it'd make me feel bad. I don't even know why she would overlook that. idk maybe I'm being too sensitive about it.
>>6645594
yeah
I do too, but I have to deal with depression and empathy and shit
>>6645598
she was pissed at me, but for some reason, I'm her friend still
and what you still don't understand is that you hurt her by _not_ doing something. This is what I told you "sucks".
when someone's that unstable, you have literal minutes to prove that you're their friend.
>>6645612
isla @moap: "Are you drunk?
Hello?
And whatever keeps you up in night. Put on that tinfoil hat and shield of autism."
chara @moap: "Doesn't matter if you disagree cause statistics don't lie.
Nice try though. "
this is enough to piss me off when I've got a clear head
chara and moap were having a side-argument about the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality, and chara was arguing the literal definition, while moap was arguing the applied use and meaning
again, enough to piss me off, much less someone who's studied philosophy for three years
there was an important point in this, where chara said something about transwomen not being women
which is incredibly touchy
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6583356/#6583725
moap kinda spiraled from there. Her second post after it was calling isla a hon because she was already pissed off about isla's childish discussion, chara took her side, I took mine with moap, and birdy just sorta jerked off in the middle
>>6645647
fact
desu i really don't like quite a few of you
>>6645612
ALSO
Chara specifically said that boys that date a transgirl aren't straight, which is fucking offensive as hell
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/6583356/#6583763
>>6645655
same. namely the ones with trips on.
>>6645651
I once took an IQ test I got 132. Am I a genius?
>>6645650
>unless you are invested in this particular person there is no reason to ruin your relationship with them.
I mean I'd never start doing that to someone I really like or love, since I like people for being themselves; or *not me* but yeah if I was doing it I'd give up if I messed it up; seems almost unsalvageable
>she said she didn't know it'd make me feel bad. I don't even know why she would overlook that. idk maybe I'm being too sensitive about it.
That's reasonable I suppose she may not have been thinking, but it does seem very targeted if you just came out.
But if she apologized then no harm no foul?
>>6645639
>tfw just want to kik chat with someone I can relate to and cry into my sheets but the indecipherable drama and a weird sociopath in the thread.
>>6645645
get off the internet tyler
>>6645594
She's extremely good at chess and part of the reason I like her is she clearly has a decent intellect, but I haven't talked to her enough to know her well enough to really say.
I do know that my friend that I have literally never seen beaten at chess except when he plays ranked matchmaking over the internet...
Lost to her as black, then played to her as white and still lost. He wants a rematch, he's pretty frustrated at how she beat him.
I thought she might be using a computer to cheat, but I analyzed her play and while I'm not super good or anything I'm good enough to know that it was human play and she could've beaten him much faster.
>>6645624
Chara is a sociopath and likes Isla. Moap kept being a jerk to Isla. Moap gets arrogant and defensive very quickly. They're both basically teenage girls still going through puberty, Moap has been on hrt what, maybe 5 years max? I don't know for sure, but...
>>6645647
Chara is one of the smartest people on here as far as I can tell and she reminds me of one of my best friends from my childhood except she's not a straight up psychopath and wants to be better, plus she's compatible with me sexually. My best friend that I grew away from was an extreme sadist and extremely dominant, Chara has a very dominant personality but is EXTREMELY submissive and shares many kinks with me. That's pretty much it. Anyone who knows my dating history knows I don't just dart for people that are model-tier, I go for people that I actually connect with. They have to at least be on their way to passing (i knew korra was gonna be cute af even if nobody thought so before her makeover) or somewhat passing and kinda qt, but physical appearance really doesn't have too much to do with it.
>>6645655
I don't like me either anon
>>6645651
what makes her smart she just seems like a normal sociopath
>>6645662
It is salvageable just hard. You have to build a relationship with them in order to do this even if you hate them. Yeah I already accepted her apology, but I was still hurt by it. Overall she's supportive in the, 'I'm not trying to make your life miserable.' sense.
>>6645652
Aww, that sounds nice, How old is your cat? I'm okay as well, just a little sleepy
>>6645665
ahh I see you want to fuck her that is why you defend her so much
>>6645617
What do you mean.
I told her a couple times to stop and she literally just said no. I even scolded the fuck out of her after the fact, see
>>6645612
>>6645651
what she was trying to force me to do, while unstable, was unreasonable and would have solved nothing and left more people hurt.
she would have still been upset, chara would have been upset, I would have felt like shit for having done that.
you're still her friend because you're following right behind her in whatever this campaign against me is, that wouldn't be the case otherwise and it's painfully obvious.
>>6645665
chara is submissive wtf i did not know she was that smart either
>>6645665
Aah fuck. People here play chess? How do I get in on they without needing to wade through the bullshit of people using second puberty as Sn excuse to act like a literal 14 year old girl?
i dont WANNA go to sleep
,____________,
Do any of yall ever just want to throw a temper tantrum and cry and roll around on the floor wailing because you're not cis? Because I do.
I'm going to bed. Tired of this childish "chara's always right" shit.
>>6645661
no
140 is genius
and unless it was an official IQ test that you paid to take in person for many different areas, it's bullshit
>>6645665
it doesn't really help that chara also posts obnoxiously pretentious pics when she's arguing and gouging people, as if she can't be wrong.
>>6645665
>Chara is a sociopath and likes Isla. Moap kept being a jerk to Isla.
chara likes isla because isla believes everything she sees
moap was being a jerk to isla because isla was being a jerk to moap
>>6645673
>and left more people hurt
name 2, because you only hurt moap by saying nothing, and you only would've hurt chara by saying that she looks like a child and is thus "cute" not "pretty"
and no, I'm still her friend because I actually care about her more than a sociopath
>>6645676
she plays dumb to get sympathy
>>6645680
Only when I forget to take my depression meds; normally I just feel empty and too tired for the effort a tantrum would require.
>>6645671
I think he's about 9 years old now, I've had him since he was just a little kitten and he's super affectionate towards me, he apparently gets really sad when I have to leave for school
>>6645677
Just ask Chara to play chess next time you see her
holy shit dude just kill yourself
taking shit on a native american totem carving board this seriously is sad, and probably the reason you aren't a girl.
>>6645651
That's literally insanely minor compared to most of the shit that gets flung here. This is 4CHAN. If she was getting hurt she should've just closed the laptop.
It's enough to piss me off and make me continue the argument but if I'm actually starting to fucking breakdown or something which has never happened and even if it did I would just close the browser window lmao
This was just another fucking argument about pansexuality and moap is always teamed up on when she does this because she ends up pushing this ridiculous idealistic view of society. Literally her only valid point is that being attracted to trans people as well as everyone else is kind of as dumb to specify as sapiosexuality, but that's being attracted specifically to intelligence, which obviously doesn't need its own name. Being attracted to everyone no matter what, GQ, male, female, cis, trans, whatever, that deserves its own name. Especially because "bi" implies the gender binary, and heavily implies nobody outside of it is ok, even if many bi people are okay with that. Most bi people aren't cool with trans people, I know this from personal experience.
Like seriously you pasted the most minor shit. Why not paste chara saying that moap is delusional if she thinks she passes physically better than chara does? (voice, of course, moap beats her on, but that requires practice and time no matter what and chara's just starting)
Here's the post you linked so everyone can see it:
>Bisexual means you like male and females.
>Most people who are bisexual are not attracted to transgender men and females.
>Pan-sexual means you don't care about any biological or identity and are attracted just to the person themselves.
>Therefor transgender male and females are included.
Not saying transwomen aren't women. You literally linked it so you must have read it, I could've assumed you remembered wrong.
Are you seriously just trying to be as contrarian as possible
>>6645670
>Overall she's supportive in the, 'I'm not trying to make your life miserable.' sense.
S:
well
i've gotta be honest with you anon, thats better than nothing
>You have to build a relationship with them in order to do this even if you hate them.
i do this all the time desu, people make the world go around, and its easier to just be cordial to the people you hate, as opposed to just outright hating them and such. besides there is that saying "keep your friends close and your enemies closer".
i i generally am close only with a very very small number of people so
>>6645677
i like chess, do you wanna play a game? i know theres a site where you can set up a game very easily but i forget what it is.
>>6645686
for a sociopath she does not seem bad but i have never talked to her outside of /mtfg/ i always thought they were serial killers lol
>>6645686
I was joking about; how almost everyone says they have a genius level IQ. I never took an IQ test, and I honestly don't see the purpose in taking one. The only reason I could see in taking one is to stroke my ego.
When you convince yourself every day that you're dying all this seems really pointless and dumb
>>6645692
But she'll be mean to me Q_Q
I'm definitely not professional level, I just love the game. I sat at about 1350-1500 when I used to play on FICS, but I find I can't really get better without sitting across the board from a better human and talking through the game move by move as we play.
>>6645707
>>6645700
Yeah, I'm not really complaining about how she's treating me; it's just about how I feel. I'm glad I'm not getting kicked out of the house. Get used to the feeling of acting like an extrovert if you ever try to manipulate people.
>>6645707
for some people it is
>>6645709
chara won a tournament on the day she learned to play the game so she says
>>6645710
I mean like, it just gets me thinking about how I don't want to die, and all the goals and stuff I have
And then I see people wasting their good health on dumb things
>>6645707
Yep it's all pointless that's why you do whatever you can to get the most enjoyment out of it because their's no point in suffering :)
whenever I try to play chess I just feel like even more of a retard and give up
>>6645716
Sounds like she's full of shit, desu. Then again, tournaments are often split by experience, so maybe.
>>6645719
There is a point to suffering; others suffering for your pleasure.
ur al gay lol
>>6645725
no u
Uuuh so i think i just got hit on by a woman in her early 30s
I work at an elderly care unit and bike around town, going from house to house helping old people with a little bit of everything
So i get to one clients house and enter
Theres a personal assistant in her 30 helping her out.
The asisstant tells me shes gonna be there all day so i dont need to stop by again
Then she turns to my client and says "but to be honest i where you id rather go with somthing pretty like him"
I just laughed and awkardly left
>>6645719
I mean that's kind of a relaxing attitude but I have people I love dearly that make me care about life
>>6645718
Yeah... I get that feeling, I want to do something worthwhile but I end up spending all of my time here, I should be asleep but I'm having a hard time pulling myself away. What is wrong with me that I keep doing this.
>>6645676
Yeppp people really don't get why I actually crush on her. I don't even like the scene look that much, which she obviously emulates a ton. I mean inb4 anons post archive links, as I've said before I do kinda have a thing for it, but I much prefer the natural look.
She's extremely unusual and is a bit of an attention whore even though she tries to deny it, but I still like her a lot.
People really judge based on shitposting on mtfg way too much, I don't form an opinion on anyone until I've talked to them offboard. I mean people think I'm an actual misandrist all the time, and I admit I do have some bigotry towards men but I can admit that for the most part it's irrational, or at least, based on my own personal preferences when it comes to personality. And if anyone is trying to say that men and women don't almost always have huge differences in personality, that's just silly. Trans women have differences even before estrogen, but hormone distributions will change personalities quite a bit, trans men and women don't really know what their true personality is until they're on hrt.
>>6645677
Chara acts a lot more mature off-board as long as
1. She likes you and you keep up with conversation
2. You don't try to start hitting on her, because she's very easy and if you try to dominate her you're probably going to succeed, as bizarre as that sounds from how she acts here.
>>6645712
>Get used to the feeling of acting like an extrovert if you ever try to manipulate people.
thats a tough one, but i can probably manage it. I'm mainly introverted, but alot of people think i'm an extrovert for some reason, so i can probably pull it off.
>>6645721
awwwww
>>6645729
CUTE
"go buy again" next week and talk to her for a bit
>>6645721
eh its a complex game anon, can't blame you
I don't really recognize any of you. Is this the night crew?
>>6645737
I've definitely been around when you've posted before. But anyways, I guess?
>>6645738
You have a really bizarre trip. I think I recognize you though.
I usually just talk to red, and the person will the Asian characters as a name. I'm not usually posting this late either.
>>6645737
Night crew best crew
>>6645735
I think I'm gunna go to bed now. It was fun talking about manipulation/psychology stuff with you. Night
>>6645741
What's different at night? Shy seems like a pretty apt name though.
But the day is just mad drama, pretty much anything you contribute would improve the conversation.
What makes you feel that way? Just anxiety or did something happen?
>>6645734
she tortures animals right? what kind of fucked up childhood causes that
>>6645746
same i enjoyed our conversation anon, you have a nice rest!
Why am I still awake?
>decided to wear eyeliner today for fun
>later I got tired and rubbed my eyes
>instantly realized I smudged the fuck out of my makeup
>have to ask to borrow a makeup removal wipe to clean it off
thta was SUPER embarassing
>>6645737
I don't post much any time of the day so that's probably why.
>>6645745
You I also recognize
>>6645754
I cannot keep up with these replies, won't let me post fast enough.
Why not though?
>>6645754
why is this girl looking at a butt
>>6645747
At night it's just slower and more relaxed feeling to me and I'm usually tired so my inhibitions are lowered enough to feel open to posting
>What makes you feel that way?
Probably just anxiety, idk
>>6645760
She's holding a stylus so I think she's drawing a butt.
>>6645756
do you recognize me
>>6645754
Puru draw porn of me
>>6645756
I'm a cool kid that never sleeps
>>6645763
cool
>>6645734
I've never seen her on board desu. Maybe if she's nice and my in to this off board community that exists that could be good. I've just had my fair share of dealing with trans cat fight bullshit.
>>6645765
I think so. I also had a bad head injury a while ago, and my memory never really recovered
>>6645768
Grace gangbang porn!
>>6645612
Holy fucking hons batman, you are all fucking hopeless. Just stop.
>>6645761
That makes sense. You should post more, you seem nice
>>6645759
I'm not pretty enough to get people to want to know me or care about what I say/do and don't want to participate in drama. I check here for mostly just for the few friends I got
>>6645760
She's drawing it. I draw butts too so it's a very fitting pic
>>6645768
What kinda porn would it be?
i like it when i walk through trees and their flowers and seeds get stuck in my hair
i like it when i see the jumping spiders in my house
i like it when i see the large moths in my yard feeding
i wish i were closer with nature
>>6645774
>>6645777
Gangbang porn
>>6645776
Thanks ^~^, idk daytime mtfg is just so fast I have trouble keeping up
>>6645777
I don't blame you for the drama part.
There's on girl here that's pretty popular, I'm not gonna name names but you can't look worse than her, no excuses!
Just like shy, I think you should post more.
Just have conversations with people like me, ignore said drama.
hey y'all
wanna read something I wrote for a class on women in medieval/neo-medieval lit
http://acmedievalwomen.blogspot.com/2016/04/spoilers-ahead-for-dark-souls-in-order.html
>>6645777
I think you are pretty but you always ignored me when I say that because I guess you don't believe it.
>>6645787
>There's on girl here that's pretty popular, I'm not gonna name names but you can't look worse than her, no excuses!
Gee thanks
>>6645691
Aww, sounds like a really nice and adorable cat. I fear I would be to clingy if I had a cat.
>>6645788
i thoght u went 2 bed lfmao
>>6645793
can't sleep
whats up mtfg
how you doing?
things ok?
>>6645790
;-; grace youre pretty dont put yourself downnn
>>6645794
This place is more toxic than any of the other boards. fyi
>>6645778
Go pick some flowers anon, you can be a mori girl if you want to be.
>>6645798
Oh yeah, no.
/r9k/, /b/, etc are all fucking garbage. At least here about 50% of people are nice to me and I can actually talk to them
>>6645796
let us smoke some weed then
i met this qt guy at the bar but.was.into.this girl but we made plans to meet at the boris show and ahh fuck im so glad i think i made an actual friend in this new city
>>6645790
Grace is the cutest, I want to marry her.
>>6645794
>Some people are just here because they're sick of the toxicity of other boards
/lgbt/ is one of the more toxic boards tho, especially /mtfg/
>>6645797
d'aw thank you smiles
>>6645778
Let's go for a walk anon
>>6645778
I want to go outside more, I wish I had done so back before I developed this bullshit immune problem where being exposed to some unknown allergens makes my brain malfunction.
>>6645790
You look shit and you asked for this, grow the fuck up hon.
>>6645794
can you fuck off already you beta fuccboi? red is an std infested whore and only likes you because you have a dick, and that doesn't mean the rest of us like you nor does it give you reason to come here.
>>6645810
C h i l l the fuck out
>>6645810
go to hell lmao
>>6645813
i'm a std infested whore WITH A DEGREE
>>6645810
Get a load of this faggot.
>>6645813
seriously this
literally showed up here cocky as hell because of that easy slut insulting us and trying to show off his tiny dick only to turn around and fish for sympathy
>>6645813
So popular I have my own dedicated haters
Here's your (you)
>>6645823
Thank you. And that's alright mine are all shitty.
Lots of people don't like me though, for example the try hard anon that's seething with impotent rage in this very thread
>starting to get better
>HAHA I AM STRONG I CAN DO ANYTHING
>eat granola bar
>some of it gets stuck in my throat
Okay I guess I'm not superwoman just yet but soon
>>6645807
>normie boards
There's yer fuckin' problem, you also gotta learn what threads are comfy, like 4 am threads on /v/
>>6645814
>>6645815
>>6645819
<3
>>6645823
>How many cocks?
As many as you can fit
>>6645826
>oooo baby i love when it bleeds
Red come with me to the doctor :S
red why do you always brush off or ignore me but you love my gf so much? ;_;
I got a trip now.
Had a great time with Faye today. Thanks for the ice cream and company girl!!!
>>6645820
I didn't insult anyone, someone posted someone from the irc that looked the same as the black keys drummer, and i pointed it out and you and some other anonfags got REALLY butthurt.
>>6645788
Who is Silence?
>>6645818
Ooh, what's your degree in?
>>6645816
I'm not sure. I guess I just thought they would get kinda annoyed by it. But I suppose my friends puppy seemed to like me after just one day of playing with her.
Now I want a little kitten ;_;
Why is it bullying to just tell Grace the truth. But it's not bullying when a psychotic hon with heavily photoshoped pics shitposts and tells people to kill themselves all day every day.
Red, i'm sorry i don't want you anymore, you're too much of a whore.
>>6645830
I think some anon hates me because flannel and I are together. I'm pretty uncertain about my appearance and robots aren't helping with my self esteem issues so I don't post myself a lot.
Post more car memes that one was cute!
>>6645831
>As many as you can fit
How surreal is too surreal?
>>6645818
why haven't you killed yourself yet
>>6645843
Lol namefagging as me, so clever, who could ever see through it.
i want to grow a redtree where can I get redtree seeds
>>6645838
idk it just makes me sad when you post so heavily about yr dysphoria cause yr so cool and cute
i just wanna help
>>6645818
Fuck you and fuck your degree. Chara is a million times more intelligent that you because shitposts and pokemon tournaments.
>>6645796
Aw thats awfull
Why not?
>>6645844
Sure!
And is that you? Because you don't look too bad honestly.
Is that the same software as the Microsoft thing?
It said I was a 35 year old woman so don't take it to heart
ugh im pretty drunk, sorry
pinball was good tho
>>6645847
I'm going to plant my seeds inside her.
I got ants in my pants cause they're on the floor. Take out my drill and drill a deep hole, my woodpecker is reaching for its goal. She's a pretty fine pine, she must be mine. All the girls stop and stare, cus I'm having sex with a redtree. Yes, I'm attracted sexuallllly, to a tree, to a tree, to a treeee
>>6645840
Puppies are different from cats, dogs will be affectionate towards just about everyone, cats really vary some are jerks and some are total cuddle muffins, you just need to be picky when you go to the shelter and play with the kittens there to see which one will be the most affectionate towards you
>t. used to volunteer at a pet shelter
>>6645849
Kek chara uses degrees for toilet paper :^)
>>6645844
Oh here's your memes
Actually got this off one of these threads
tfw ur teeth hurt
>>6645842
I'm majoring in CS.
I'M MORE TRANS THAN YOU REEEEEE
POSER PLS GO
But actually that's really neat. I want to minor in something artsy. I'm thinking philosophy, idk. I'm just starting my second year though so I better get my shit together fast...
Anyway, I'm going to regret this but I'm bored as fuck and tired of browsing the thread on my phone. My Kik is MarySP33. People could maybe talk to me if they're lonely or also bored. I'm not a troll so that's a 1 up on most Anons.
is it bad if i'm becoming good friends with my bff's bf? like there's nothing romantic there at all, but is it inappropriate to be close friends at all?
does mtfg like my socks
>>6645862
Fuck yo self you whore.
>>6645864
>im more trans than you
>>6645852
>Is that the same software as the Microsoft thing?
It's pictriev and face++, the microsoft one seems really RNG
>Because you don't look too bad honestly.
Ehh I think I look pretty shitty, hoping to get FFS some day.
You should get a trip so people dont impersonate you.
>>6645861
Thank you :D
I used to have some initialD .mp4 memes but they don't really work without the sound.
>>6645868
Look how hard this guy is raging
Pretending to be me is a new low for you bb
>>6645865
I'd keep your distance in case of a breakup desu
>>6645872
Just get a trip.
>>6645863
Same, I haven't worn my retainer in like 3 days and it hurts to wear now :(
Tfw, boobs hurt to much to lay laptop on chest
>>6645870
Nice! And if I knew how to trip I would. Although, this assmad faggot will tire himself out eventually
>>6645862
>wanna cuddle and kiss?
Maybe but no thanks. Red I am going to be blatantly honest with you. I believe deep down you're a wonderful, intelligent and sweet person that doesn't belong in this shithole. However I am not ever getting involved with all the bullshit and bad people hanging around you.
>>6645872
Woah there Hon, don't go stealing my name.
nothing works correctly?
wtf is wrong with me?
>>6645881
Faggot don't steal my name
>>6645881
>And if I knew how to trip I would
Put a # in the namefield.
>>6645881
Insert your name, then hashtag and whatever you want as a password into the name field. For example:
ShittyCarMemeGuy#eurobeat
>>6645881
Just put ## next to your name and make a trip
>>6645889
Nah I don't think I will, fuck you cunt
>>6645856
>cuddle muffins
HNNGGG
I don't think I have the time for a pet right now since I'm not home for about 1/3 of the day. I would like to have a cute little cat in my life some day though
>>6645881
Name#Tripcode
Its pretty easy, just put a jumble of letters and thats you now.
>>6645865
It's not bad but if they break up and share friends it might seem like most of their friends take one side over the other. That leaves the dumped one in a terrible isolated position..
>namefagging
>>6645894
>namefagging
im sad and not happy
>>6645900
Fineeeeeeee
>>6645889
Thanks, I never bothered learning to trip because I was always just anon. I tried it, lets see if I did it right
Okay this is my new trip
>>6645903
what's wrong anon?
NOOO, this is the ACTUAL trip
>>6645892
Chara is a stupid edge kid there are so many online. Trips like quid figuratively suck her dick because they want to physically put their cock up her anus. This is the most insufferable type of public flattery that exists.
>>6645906
No, this is not me. Red, confirm.
And I'm using the clover app, which doesn't seem to let me make a trip
>>6645904
>tfw can't sit in a comfy bed with you all night and fall asleep together
I need to go to sleep earlier so you don't go to sleep before me
This is my trip
Dubs confirm
>>6645895
Well that's fine, as long as you're able to give it a lot of attention while you're home, or if you want a more laid back pet you could a adopt an adult cat, they're usually so lovely and it's a real shame very few of them get adopted because everyone wants a kitten
>>6645892
idk about chara but yes cuddlez plz
i think ill go to bed now
>>6645914
Yes it's almost just a week, so you really do need to work on that soon <3
>>6645919
think of me in your dreams
>>6645920
Enjoy your herpes for life, bro
>>6645913
I trip all the time from clover including this post :/
>>6645874
>>6645897
;_; i hadn't thought about them breaking up ever t b h. i just thought we'd all be friends 4evr. that's a fair point.
rip i guess sigh
>>6645924
Halp, can I enter the tripcode in my default name setting?
>>6645917
not real!
you're imposterinos!
>>6645916
Why's that?
>>6645921
I'm sure I can easily adjust once I'm in your bed ~
>>6645928
ShittyCarMemeGuy #fuckmybutthole
thats how it should look in the name field but with yr own password
>>6645934
I didn't have the space. Thank you
>>6645925
While it should definitely be acknowledged that it'd make a breakup scenario worse I feel like that's not necessarily a reason to swear off trying to be friends with both of them if that's your natural inclination
>>6645916
Aw, thanks!! I'm just looking forward to having lots of fun with her and showing her around Portland. I'm so happy to know her though, she helps keep me calm when I'm worried and happy when I'm down.
>>6645931
Good :3
>>6645918
Oh, I didn't know that. I think I'd still feel kinda bad for neglecting the little thing though. Poor kittens, I wonder if my room mate would be okay with a pet...
But it's kinda late for me and I should be getting some sleep. Good night shy, thanks for talking with me :)
>>6645931
Because of how affectionate the two of you are. It reminds me of how things used to be with you-know-who; I miss that.
Sorry, I should go to bed. Have a good night, everyone.
>>6645936
Yes you do, this is that trip
>>6645934
K let's try it
>>6645944
Alright red, confirm.
>>6645938
Kari is my safety blanket and reason to wake up in the morning
>>6645941
Don't worry, you'll have that again some day Joan. Just because it didn't work out with one person doesn't mean it wont happen again with someone else. You're a wonderful woman, I know it will.
>>6645944
oh sorry i thought you meant not enough characters
i am bad with context in text only
>>6645940
Look into it, pets are really rewarding :)
I should get to bed too, nighty anon
how do you lose weight fast
>>6645947
I don't blame you, it's hard without hearing what words I emphasise and what not
>>6645950
good night, I will try and have pleasant dreams
>tfw not cuddling with Kari rn
I miss you and you feel so nice to be next to!
>>6645951
run!!!
>>6645951
Amputation.
>>6645870
>>6645954
i can't run im afraid of people seeing me
>>6645957
That's not a shitty one :D
>>6645959
You have to get that exposure therapy in, you'll feel better the more you do it.
>>6645866
too hot now
>>6645960
Hah! Ok I have more
>>6645937
i guess. idk. we just talk a lot about a lot of stuff and i really trust him, and she's like one of my fav people and i love her a lot so i just want everything to be ok. i don't want it to be weird or bad yknow?
>>6645954
i can't run im afraid of people seeing me
>>6645957
Literally groaned out loud
>>6645972
Yep that's shit. Must be him.
>>6645978
should i play ffx
>Tfw arguing with carmeme guy about the "dangers" of aspartame
I LOVE DIET DRINKS DAMNIT
>>6645978
If she's good friends with him still and not the jealous type your fine, if either of these is not true she's not really a friend to you and you're hurting her for short term satisfaction with one person.
>>6645986
Car meme guy is dumb. There's not solid science linking aspartame to health issues. Next he'll tell you MSG is bad for you or vaccines cause autism.
>tfw see a video suggested for me
>watch it
>see his bare chest
>remember the feels of snuggling up against it.
>flash back to the night we slept together
>chatting and dancing late in the evening
>he's getting drunk
>I'm high, having shot up earlier
>he's coming on to me strongly
>mention I have a dick
>he's never been with somebody who has a dick
>he's curious
>still interested
>wants to try anal
>take him home with me
>teach him how to clean out
>clean out myself
>put a few soft jazz records on the stack
>shoot up with him
>getting frisky with him
>pins me to the sofa
>kissing me all over
>he goes down on me
>oh god is he good
>go to present butt
>he goes soft
>I now start kissing him all over
>he starts to get hard again
>I go down on him
>feel him orgasm strongly, and swallow.
>snuggle up to him
>tell him I have a nice bed upstairs and he's welcome to stay the night
>we sleep snuggled together
>wake up in the morning
>his hand is cupping my dick
>still fast asleep
>slip out of bed
>shoot up
>he kinda wakes up
>I shoot him up
>kiss him
>he rolls over and falls asleep again
>make him breakfast
>serve it to him in bed
>talk about the night before
>convince him I'm ok with how it went
>tell him it isn't an issue
>call him a cab so he can go home
>kiss him goodbye and wish him good luck
>>6645985
Badly voice acted Meg Ryan deals with her daddy issues by throwing balls at him
4/X
>>6646006
There's no getting better that fast , there's learning not to mention that it hurts her and then slowly drifting apart as she internalizes it and you both don't talk due to some guy