/mtfg/ Transgirl General

THIS IS THE BEST EDITION I EVER SEEN
VARG DID NOTHING WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bm-kdLwBVc

>>6646003
wow thanks red

who do I trust??

>>6646004
>>6646006

>>6646011
Both are good and there shouldn't be drama between them but them's the breaks

>>6646011
Trust yourself, anon.

>>6646003
well he did murder someone and I think also burned down some churches and he has this weird nazi like ideology or something but I still like his music

>>6646015
>>6646016

i mean about ffx

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>tfw life and depression gets worse every day
thank goodness for escapism

>>6646018
He stabbed him only 38 times in the back as self defense, come on.

>>6646022
>tfw can't escape

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>>6646004
>mfw
>>6646019
85% Edie 15% Faye
If that 15% bothers you you might wanna give it a pass

Good morning mtfg

I didn't go out in girl mode clubbing last night like I said I would.
I stayed in with my fiancée and watched kitchen nightmares under a blanket instead

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>>6646022
>tfw overwatch helped keep me sane through being sick

>>6646028
You made the right choice

>>6646026
Faye never killed anyone

>>6646023
HE DID NOTHING
WRONG
lmao

i unironically like burzum

my name is a norweigan word for fucks sake

>>6646038
I fucking love burzum.
Wanna become my sexual partner?

>>6646034
What?

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>>6646024
can't wake up
>>6646030
>tfw wish i was dead but blizzard games are my life support
t-thanks blizzard

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>>6646046
Stop wanting to be dead and do good things while you're not
life will make you dead eventually, you probably wont be happy when it comes

>>6646050
>life will make you dead eventually
Can it hurry up?

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>>6646057
Fix your problems instead of running away from them anon.

>tfw ugliest tranny in new york

>>6646062
same

>>6646033
Then we went to bed at 11 and fell asleep listening to the harry potter audiobooks and cuddling.

I think it was the right choice too

anyone who doesn't like burzum can suck my my micro aatrophied gt
i'm going to 7/11 what should I get

>>6646066
im uglier

>>6646068
Nothing diet loser. Text me when you get back

>>6646068
A peach soda for me please.

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>>6646022
Escapism doesn't do much for those things anymore. I need to find a way to actually deal with my problems now, I guess...

so this is bm edition, right?
http://youtu.be/x3WdtS4FZck

>>6646068
get a taquito

>>6646062
New York is a pretty big place. I'd put money on you not being the worst looking one

>>6646011
I would literally just watch a let's play, I gave you the /v/ answer

Bad: story, voice acting, combat system, weird orb upgrade leveling system, everything getting solved by playing water polo, having to play tons of automated water polo instead of fight. Hitting things with water polo balls really hard


Good:a mentor/drunken samurai with a big sword,and a terrible skirvy ridden drunken abusive pirate dad bad guy

>>6646060
I am trying but it's too slow. The pressure from people's expectations is too much.

I keep being a disappointment, I just want to crawl into hole and die.

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>>6646068
Literally anything but these

Pls tell me it's ok to eat x_x only really eat salads, nuts, cereal D: I just can't get myself to eat anything like fast food and what not, I think I've devolved an eating disorder :( sooo hungry x_x

>>6646068
Arnold Palmer

>>6646083
I want to try them.

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>>6646070
idk about that anon i'm pretty bad
>>6646075
i've thought about getting another job
i guess if i have to, it seemed to take my mind off of dysphoria temporarily before

>>6646088
they are fucking garbage, can confirm

like breaded fried crude oil

>>6646083
i used to eat those all the time ;~; they were so bad though, like 400 calories for the whole thing

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>>6646088
Anon these, these are what you want, you need noodles to break up the cheese sauce

>>6646083
The fuck is that. Looks like some artery clogging deliciousness
Canada doesn't get anything good

>>6646094
I want those too, fuck Im so hungry.

How do I voice
I'm like a baritone

>>6646095
fuck damn i want poutine desu ;_;

>>6646090
kiwi you're super cute

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>>6646095
Does it make it better or worse that you can buy them with food stamps

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>tfw i deflected a mei ultimate and froze their entire party while they sat there in awe never seeing a genji accomplish it prior

this is my life

>>6646022
I would be depressed too if I had to wake up and remember I was a sick fuck like you. I don't know how you cope.

How do I help Bexe feel better about herself?

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>tfw talking to a guy a lot online for the past couple of days and he says he really likes me and I'm falling for it
I'm being a real Kiwi right now.

>>6646084
Well as long as you are getting enough nutrients and not starving it doesn't really matter what you eat. You don't have to eat fast food or stuff like that if you don't want to.

>tfw everyone on mtfg is cute except for me

>>6646123
Cuddle her and tell her she's cute.

>>6646130
You haven't seen me then, if you think everyone is cute

I got a diet Dr Pepper and a diet Mtn Dew just to spite carmeme guy
MMMMMMM TASTY CANCER
lmao aspartame is harmless y'all
>>6646130
i'm a fucking tree

>>6646130
i can be ugo with you.

>>6646113
Relevant: I cope with being trans by playing video games
Not relevant: autistic boy children talking about how cool they are in a video game. There's a whole board for this, who equally won't give a fuck.

Pls don't use this as a reason to make yet another response showing how cool you think you are because you "don't care"

>>6646138
a cute tree
>>6646136
thats what all the qts say

>>6646133
I do, and it helps, but we only get to see each other in person once or twice a week

>want to play games to distract myself
>don't have enough willpower to get out of bed

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>>6646141
why not "i cope with being trans by talking about how cool i am in a video game"?

My mom gave me some of her qt dresses from her young years.

My mom is awesome ;_;

>>6646138
Whats a fucking tree?

>>6646138
Tru facts: Faye doesn't drink any water, only Diet Coke, the preservatives have kept her young over the last 65 years of her life

>>6646142
But it my case I'm really not cute. I'm not transitioned or anything.
>>6646144
If I don't play lots of video games I start planning my suicide again so I always have willpower for them lol

diet coke and pizza is the official mtfg dinner

>>6646149
I thought Faye was 85.

>>6646146
Because it's worse then showing your fresh cuts

>>6646147
Jealous desu
Post 'em? Or just your favorite if you're lazy

>>6646153
doesn't mean that you aren't cute

>>6646144
find a phone game to play?

>>6646149
>65 years
ily faye. never change.

>>6646149
>>6646155
Faye is actually around 40 and pushing it to absurdity is an attempt to obscure the facts.

Am I the only one that stopped playing video games after hrt?

>>6646141
who pissed in your cheerios
>>6646149
I FUCKING LOVE DIET DRINKS GIMME THE CANCER GOODNESS BBY

>tfw really want faye to hold me

is it weird to cuddle in a public park

>>6646154
Well, that's basically all I ate my senior year as I went through my first year of being accepted as a girl, so yeah p much
switched to vegan pizza.

>>6646003
well to be fair varg is like pretty racist so theres that

>>6646154
>diet coke
>coke
>ever

Nah senpai
>>6646159
In order to be cute, aren't I meant to look like a girl?
>>6646163
I've heard that HRT can also change your taste in video games? Like some people start preferring walking sims and more story driven games instead of FPS games

>>6646167
she cuddles so good
and kissing her is amazing

I just watched sarah mcbride speak and cried tbqh

she fucked up the ending with blatant pandering tho

>>6646175
i want to hold you while faye holds me

>>6646154
>tfw no wife to make tranny chow for
Why even live, I just wanna make pizza and fuck cute girls till my cock falls off.

>>6646172
That's by far not the worst thing he's done lol, doesn't matter though, his music is still great.

>>6646173
idk, All my other tastes are the same. Maybe it's just the fact that now If I'm feeling like I need escape, I can cry and feel better after.

>>6646179
we can have a cuddlepuddle!!!

>>6646179
Trip on kayelee

>>6646170
Not weird at all

>>6646177
ugh i cant stand sarah mcbride
i knew her in college and she is like the richiest rich kid who has had everything in life and transition handed to her

except the part about her husband dying that was pretty sad

>>6646182
burning down a church is cool in my book desu
the murder is not so good but being in an influential position as he is and espousing a super neo-naziish xenophobic politic is p bad also

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>>6646141

>>6646186
we need to all meet up and kiss!!!!
>>6646192
do you like his music tho

>>6646167
Do it all the time
>>6646165
Black cancer water almost makes dieting tolerable
>>6646162
My meme has become so meta these days

>>6646196
faye i love you

>>6646192
you cant be poor and work at the white house so im not surprised you say that

she seems to have had surgeries too

still, im glad she spoke

there's no way she is as evil as some of the mtfs here

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I love my high waisted jeggings :3333
so tighttttt

>>6646193
I know trying this hard to look like you aren't a try hard must have been cool back in 2005, but you've got to update your memes grandma

>tfw tree crush

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>>6646193
HAWHAWHAWHAWWW

>>6646192
>burning down a church is cool in my book desu
I understand his reasoning, but on the other hand, some of those churches existed for hundreds of years and have pretty cool architecture, I don't think they should be burned.

>>6646202
Fuck I need some heels

>>6646206
nourish me

hello i am here for flannel

>>6646202
I want to make Red my wife, and then force her to cosplay when I take her to an anime con and get as many guys as possible to fuck her in the ass without knowing that she has a penis.

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Where's my Flannel?

>>6646218
hehe, silly anon
Actually I really want that

>>62793284
>>62793284
>>62793284

Flannel, please come to /balt/ + /ausnz/

All other trannies can fuck off though

I hope maddie is ok

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I didn't really mean to get racist but I don't appreciate being called freaky

>>6646223
Oops

>>>/int/62793284

>>6646223
dumb cunt thats not how you do it

>>6646222
And if they ask why not your pussy you tell them its for your husband!

>>6646223
Flannel's dead dude, just move on.

>>6646228
See
>>6646227

Fixed it m8

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>>6646236
No she's not, bitch

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>>6646203

r u ok lol

>>6646207

HAWHAWHAWHAW

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look at this cucumber wtf

>>6646226
...did you really call him pajeet

Red... I thought you were a good girl

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Thoughts?

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binkas bunkis binkis

>>6646241
I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED FREAKY
i want to be a good girl
Please let me be a good girl
Red a good girl red a good girl!!!!
i'm sorry!!!!!!!
please forgive me

>>6646239
mtfg, where 30 year old men talk to other 30 year old men using memes from their childhood to see who can care less

>>6646241
Why would you not use racial slurs when you want to insult someone, it works really well.

>>6646250
red a good

>>6646243
I hope she is alive and happy.

>>6646240
>wants to vivesect his benis
>thinks its ok to make fun of body issues fruits

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Give us the girl

just a reminder that red hooked up with random guys in a gay bar bathroom

Flannel has passed away, please stop posting her pics, let her rest in peace.

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>>6646250
he wasn't right either, but good girls have tact and decorum

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Have you seen her?

>>6646260
I'm sorry....
what can I do to be a good girl?
I'll do anything.....

>>6646261
me on the right

>>6646266
me in your heart

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>>6646251

i just don't understand the hostility

these threads are always so weird at this hour

Why did Flannel fake her death?

>>6646271
am I a good girl

Welcome "straight" men from /int/ who are curious about transsexuals

>>6646272
insurance fraud for the (you)s

>>6646272
To escape the stalkers from /int/

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>>6646272

>>6646269
You just insulted me twice to try to make yourself look cool, is your memory going in your old age?

*binks internally*

>>6646273
Did you give your girlfriend clamidia?

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>>6646273
uhhh
i guess so?
i mean idk, why do you ask me?

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>>6646281

telling you that you seem upset while you harass me is insulting you....?

i love my gf so much

>>6646287
i'm not going to answer that
>>6646288
faye thinks I'm a bad girl and I need validation

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>>6646294
shit me too

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soup

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>>6646291
lol
>>6646294
thats good, very sweet of you
>>6646297
oh
well, why does she think you're bad?

>>6646300
babe i think you could get a gf easy
she thinks im bad because i called some random indian guy on OKC "pajeet"
but he called me "freaky"!

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>tfw watching a documentary on texas rangers
I love my state

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make it go away :(

>>6646299
Too hot for that now, perhaps something more refreshing, like a salad.

>>6646308
be nice to bug
let bug live a nice little happy life

>>6646313
i don't like bug

>>6646314
form a truce
lead bug calmly to outside your domicile to freedom
please dont kill

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>>6646303
hmmmmmmm.......i think that is a little bit rude, but i guess if he insulted you first, its fair? using racist slang isn't nice, but it is very easy.
so; you're a good girl, but you did sort of a bad thing?

i mean i probably could get a gf easy, maybe, but i dont want just anyone i'm very very very picky and particular. i probably just need to put more work into finding someone maybe. I also have some unresolved feelings for a person, but i'm not sure what to do with that since they're avoiding talking to me sort of.
>>6646308
just smash it with a tissue or napkin?

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>>6646299
Save me from the heat!
I already had to dust and vacuum the house D:

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>>6646310
but its like 22 degrees here...
and I dont like salad, unless it contains tuna or something

>>6646320
theres nothing I wouldnt save you from bby <3
its not hot here at all tho

>>6646324
>and I dont like salad, unless it contains tuna or something
?????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>6646272
Attentionwhoring.

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>>6646327
wat
do I look like a rabbit

>>6646330
what dont you like about salad?

>>6646269
>>6646239
>>6646291
NOW I WANNA PLAY FFX THANKS A LOT

>>6646333
whats special about it?

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>>6646336
it's the best ff game
of
all
time

>>6646336
mmmm it's just... pretty good i guess? and i loved it when i was 13. i only ever played it once so ive been thinking about revisiting it and they came out with an HD version not too long ago...

i think the best part are the designs and the music desu

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>>6646333
>>6646336
its a great game. I am nearly through the steam version myself. just need to grind everything to 255.
the increased speed is a godsent, makes catching monsters way faster

>>6646332
most vegetables and stuff they put in those ._.
I dont like cabbage at all for example.
I like tuna and meatsalad tho :^)

>>6646340
6 > 9 > 10
but 10 is still really good

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i really love my tumblr feed tonight
>>6646340
oh
okay, why?
idk about video games, so thats why im asking
i just see edie always posts that one character
>>6646341
hmmm
what is it about?

>>6646343
i don't know what tumblrs to follow someone give me good ones

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>>6646342
hmmm, interesting, i see.
>most vegetables and stuff they put in those ._.
vegetables are what keep you healthy though......
i've been wanting a salad or something all week, maybe i'll do that today

what is meatsalad, bc that sounds gross desu

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>>6646344
okay
what do you like?
my tumblr dash is basically lesbian trash+ POC-stuff

>>6646342
>meatsalad
Please think of all the poor animals that have to die for you ;~;

Have you tried field salad? I don't like normal salad but field salad is nice.

>>6646346
give me some general ones and the lesbian trash

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>>6646343
ffx has the best story, music and character designs, probably not the best gameplay / voiceovers if you have the english version but it overshadows the other ff games in everything else imo
plus nostalgia boner

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>>6646333

rip lol
i really want to buy this necklace but it's like 350$. i'm prob gonna tho.

>>6646343
id disagree w/ this >>6646349 in that i think there are oher ff games that are better overall, but it's true that it has a story that's presented better than a lot of other ff games

it all comes down to personal taste though tbqh

>>6646351
lmao girl
but do it if u wanna and u have the cash LOL

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>>6646345
>vegetables are what keep you healthy though......
Ive been avoiding most vegetables and fruit since I was a child, didnt really have negative consequences

meat salad consists of little meat slices, pickles and shittons of mayo.
cant believe its not super famous in the US.

>>6646347
but they die anyway. I dont really eat meat salad anyway. it costs like 2€ and thats more than I can afford

>field salad
Ive never heard of that.

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>>6646354

ik it's insane lol
but idk it could be qt. the cheaper cosplay one is bigger and looks weirder, pic related. the expensive one is made of a nice silver and has a legit jewel in it u know?

Everyone post what they like about themselves
Let's be happy and nice

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>>6646348
interesting stuff
http://randar.com/
http://black-culture.tumblr.com/
http://the-beautiiful-ones.tumblr.com/
http://ommanyte.tumblr.com/
http://empty-and-lonely.tumblr.com/

lovey dovey stuff
http://deceptivelips.tumblr.com/

lesbian garbage
http://gayestbisexual.tumblr.com/
http://femmelesbian.com/
for lesbian stuff, just look at the source blogs for those two because basically all they post is WLW stuff

but i mean, once you follow a few blogs, just use the discover function or look at what the blogs you follow are rebloging.

>>6646359
Edie be my wife.

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>>6646363

well, alright

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>>6646351
thats cute
>>6646349
mhmm, i see, i see
>>6646354
mhmm, okok, interesting, i see
>>6646360
lmao
S:
>>6646355
>meat salad consists of little meat slices, pickles and shittons of mayo.
that sounds absolutely fucking disgusting Tbh

>>6646360
i have big boobs for a tranny

>>6646359
>tfw you found a pair of Zanarkand Abes earrings
>$40
They were silver, so I guess I can see how that happened but I'd rather pay less for something less fancy as long as the design was as good

>>6646366
S M H
You're pretty and nice and have good taste in lesbian tumblrs

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>>6646355
>but they die anyway.
Angebot und Nachfrage bby

>Ive never heard of that
One day I'll cook for you and I will show you the joy of real food.

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what did I miss? it's been a while hasn't it

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>>6646369
lmao
idk............
i look okay-ish
all this gays shit on my tumblr just makes me kind of sad generally desu but eh

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>>6646371
>Angebot und Nachfrage bby

but if I stop eating meat Ill stop eating almost completely,

>joy of real food.
are you implying my bf cant cook

>>6646372
wow, R A R E
how are you?

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HOW INTERESTING

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>>6646366

is it 350$ cute tho

>>6646368

i can't wear cheap jewelry cause i have really sensitive skin, so ye ;_; idk. if i wore it nonstop it would be worth it right?

>>6646365
Bitchin, everything is coming up swell.

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Getting hormones tomorrow, I'm so fucking nervous right now

aHELP
MOSQUITO ON TIT

>>6646374
I'm ok. still doin a lot of the same stuff, living that NEET life most of the time, still running local Melee tournaments, and numbing the existential dread with weed

>>6646380
don't be nervous hormones are barely a thing

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>>6646374
I dunno if he can cook, all I know is that he makes a lot of noise while cooking :^)

>but if I stop eating meat Ill stop eating almost completely,
Don't you like noodles, Kaiserschmarn, waffles, rice, ...?
I'll forcefeed you if I need to!

>>6646376
That makes sense, though I'm not sure what $350 is to you. For me that'd be like... well over half my money so no amount of jewelry would be worth that
>>6646380
Ω good job!
>>6646384
HELP
MOSQUITO TITS
In all seriousness that sounds extremely spooky and I hope the mosquito was killed with extreme prejudice before it got to do any biting

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>>6646387
I'm more nervous about the fact of someone finding out, I'm not out yet and scared to do so

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>>6646376
ummm
idk?
not for me, hell no, but if you like it, and you obviously do, and it also has value to you since you love the game and such, so i mean if you want it get it idk
>>6646384
swat it, then wipe it off?

summer is fucking bullshit, how do you guys deal with boobsweat when you're out in public? sometimes it feels like I really need to air them out for a minute

>>6646393
what would happen if someone found out?

>>6646395
Wait
I remember you, you were an old trip right, but then you left?

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>>6646390
>noodles, rice

needs meat or I dont like it

>waffles
that works without

>Kaiserschmarn
ive no idea what this consists of

>I dunno if he can cook, all I know is that he makes a lot of noise while cooking :^)

this was great :D
its not that loud tho, my mic is just really sensitive >_<

>>6646395
why do I not get boobsweat

>>6646395
By hardly having boobs
Is it seriously an extra bad area for sweat though?
I mean, I get sweaty too but seldom there

>>6646392
>>6646394

no i don't want to hurt the little bug
i just let it have a little blood before shooing it

>>6646395
summers comfy
i wish it was summer
winters too cold
another 10c day im gonna kms

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goooooooodmmornninggg!

>>6646403
Sounds like a good way to get a nasty itch spot on your boob
Still, your call

>>6646407
it's the closest I'll ever get to breastfeeding hahahahahahahhaha
the dysphoria is killing me

>>6646401
Dehydrated maybe so you don't sweat much?

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>>6646400
yeah I'm from back when the board got created. I do not post much here anymore because I do not have much else left to say at this point, life has really settled down

>>6646402
my boobs are pretty small, I think I mostly just sweat because of the bra. thank god I don't have big boobs though, I can't imagine what my girlfriend must be going through in this heat

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>>6646395
i mean if you need to, just go to the bathroom and wipe off
wear less clothing though probably
>>6646403
:/
\:

>>6646411
>I think I mostly just sweat because of the bra
oh
yeah stop wearing the bra, just get some pasties if you care about your nipples poking out

>>6646404
gm

>>6646409
Trans girls can lactate though
>>6646411
That might be it, yeah, I don't wear a bra

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>>6646401
>>Kaiserschmarn
>ive no idea what this consists of
SOPHIE! How can you not know ;~;
I can smell applesauce just from looking at the picture ;~;

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>>6646416
looks like pfannekuchen
Id probably like it

>SOPHIE!
I am so sorry ;~~~;

>>6646409
just get someone to suck on ya titties that isn't a shitty lil mosquito

>>6646413
>>6646415
my boobs are small enough that I could probably get away with not wearing a bra, but my tits are weird shaped most of the time, especially in warm weather, so I dunno I think they look better with a bra most of the time

>>6646416
looks like a funnel cake
y'all germans have some nice cuisine
>>6646415
but will I breastfeed a child i birthed from my body
nope
Kill me r.i.p

>>6646411
>life has really settled down
Well, I'm glad for you then : )

>>6646419
any takers to suck my milks?
i don't know I've been a vegan for years it might be soymilk that comes out

>>6646415
Actually, even cis guys can. But HRT makes it much easier. Any medication that messes with prolactin makes me lactate at this point. When I was put on neuroleptics, I was leaking within a week...

>>6646426
That's a fun point... What's the vegan take on drinking human milk and cooking with it?

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noise now i can play ranked

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>>6646410
Idk, Its true that I dont sweat al lot, but I dont think I am that dehydrated. I think Ive a high heat tolerance cause superskinny ?

>>6646414
gm desu
how are u lauren

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>>6646426
lmao
just wait a few weeks so kaylee can milk you
>>6646419
yeah, i mean if you care about shape i can't help you, but id go w/o the bra in the warm weather

>>6646418
>>6646420
Apparently the translation is cut-up and sugared pancake.
Its basically pancakes, you just use the whole dough at once and cut it in little peaces.

>>6646419
I've been told that my nipples usually stick out a little, but I'm living with my intolerant folks so it's easier to just not
>>6646420
I guess not, yeah
>tfw even if you were cis you'd want a hysterectomy
The one way I lucked out
>>6646427
That was my understanding of it, yeah, I'm kind of speaking from experience

>>6646430
Hope you're ready for cancer hell.

>>6646395
Padded bras absorb most of the sweat. But you have to clean them often.

one time at this queer music festival (think sjws and gay guys that were doing tons of poppers) I was sucking this girl off in her tent and she kept feeling me up until white stuff came out of my tiny 8 month hrt buds and I loudly declared to the tents around to us "Hey y'all! I'm lactating!"
The miracles of being a tranny :3333
>>6646433
I'm going to SUCC the fuck out of kaylee
if anybody's going to be milked, it's kaylee
okay sorry that was tmi please forgive me

>>6646425
yeah, it's pretty chill. thankfully I have almost no ambitions in life so I actually feel completely satisfied with my daily routine of smoking, playing video games and occasionally having sex

>>6646426
just get tinder or some equivalent, getting laid is ez

>>6646433
>>6646435
>>6646437
blech, I'm just too vain for this season I think. fall can't come soon enough

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>>6646434
ohhh
Idk, I dont think I could stop eating meat ever tho

>>6646439
Sounds fun desu

>>6646429
ehhhh i'd probably do it
I'm not exactly a vegan.
I've eaten bugs....and spread snail goo on my face as a moisturizer
and I fucking love wearing leather

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>>6646438
okay that story from the music festival was funny af lol

i mean its a little tmi, but thats cute, that'll be alot of fun
you can both suck each other, lol
being milked seems fun, i've never done that before (milk or be milked)
>>6646439
eh
just stop wearing the bra Tbh

>mercury is here
Alright, I'll be back in a few hours.

how much poopoo could I get for my peepee?

tfw finally kinda accepted that i'm a (trans)girl, it just feels so.. right to me.
Like feeling girly and fem is feels natural and calm.
Tho i'm sure that dysphoria will still come back and i still dislike balls n penis + erections, but at least i have made some progeress.
Next step would be going to doctor and asking if i can get hrt.

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>>6646436
Cancer like me :^)

>>6646361
That's a good selection to start with thanks

>>6646448
good luck anon

>>6646439
>daily routine of smoking, playing video games and occasionally having sex
I'd be pretty happy with this, smoking optional
Don't think I could pull off being NEET though
>>6646444
Being milked is basically just another kind of breast stimulation, so how good it feels depends on how good that feels.
Mine have been highly variant over the past couple months so it's kind of a crapshoot, but it's really fun when things are working properly
Bexe would probably know more about the other side of things
>>6646448
Congratulations. I hope that step is relatively hassle-free

>>6646455
it's not. Getting all the things done take forever. I just worry that it might take like half a year to even get to pills.
>>6646454
thank you

>>6646442
Got to admit vegan "leather" is crap. Even some types of cheap PU fake leather are more realistic than the shit marketed as vegan...

>>6646444
we're probably going to make lewd videos and i'll end up getting super wasted or high and posting it on here
sorry in advance y'all

>>6646457
Ah, that's shitty... it varies a lot, anywhere from the only hurdle being coming out to an unfamiliar doctor to the assorted gatekeeping that ends up happening

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>>6646449
oh hey, you should have told me it was you!
put keep ur trip on lolol
but yeah thats a bunch of stuff
>>6646455
i mean yeah ik that; i just haven't been milked specifically, just, like squeezed and groped and massaged, i guess....
>>6646459
lmao
i hope yall enjoy that
some people really like making sex videos of themselves and such, it seems like it'd be fun
ive thought about it before actually

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>>6646448
congrats anon ^^

>>6646464
I fear that i have to explain how i feel like a girl and other shit like that for 100 times before i can get to anywhere.
Like at first i need to go to a doc so he/she can send a paper to a place and wait it to come back, then i need to go there and tell how i feel like a girl or some shit.
Then idk if i need to do something probably yes and after that i can maybe get pills or start something like that.
I hear that waiting lines or such might be like months.
Fuck my life.
At least i made progress and kinda admit that i'm transgirl.

>>6646458
yeah desu i'm kinda disillusioned with how veganism has become rich people bait to spend money on "ethical" shit
but reading Eating Animals strengthened my beliefs too
>>6646467
its great tbdesu

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>>6646467
>oh hey, you should have told me it was you!
It wasn't me though but I've only really followed artblogs before so that stuff was pretty nice!

>>6646470
I just steer clear of anything labeled ethical, vegan or organic unless there's no alternative available. Usually, it just means much lower quality at a much higher price.

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>>6646472
lol ohhh
kk
yah the KEY is looking at what the blogs you follow reblog
that and just searching for tags or following tags
>>6646470
mmmm, i bet. yeah maybe i'll watch what you make if im around

Anon made me feel really sad yesterday by making me feel bad about myself. I tried to shrug it off, but it still hurts a day later

>>6646467
It's pretty similar, although not exactly the same so it might be worth trying if you're interested
>>6646469
You're definitely making progress, and that's definitely good
Try to see if there's any informed consent where you are, it could speed things up
Anyways, I'm gonna pass out
Good night, mtfg

>>6646478
yeah words hurt
what happened??
>>6646479
oh, i am interested, and i do want to try it, i just haven't been able to yet is all S:
cya

>>6646473
yeah pretty much
>>6646478
anons can be bullies
>>6646477
everyone's already seen me suck her dick lmao anons keep posting it lmao

>>6646479
nights and ill try to see.
One step at a time.

>>6646482
How does a dick taste and feel like?

>>6646484
like macaroni and cheese
or like
picture a big long tube of warm skin and how that might tase
that's basically a dick

>>6646487
I see, that's interesting.

how to stop being afraid of nothing?

>>6646489
inside of you it feels really great?
like for anal
imagine pooping in reverse, but like with a nice pounding feeling? usually accompied with being scratched and having your hair tugged or being slapped
I mean, that's how it goes for me

>>6646492
I actually tried anal with a dildo once.
It was ok.

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oh neat in ranked it's play of the match
>tfw your whole team praises you

kb+m games are hard to play with nail extensions :|

I'm drunk sup senpai

>>6646496
post them

>tfw you constantly fail the people you love
>tfw you constantly make them worry
>tfw you don't deserve their concern
>tfw you continue being human trash undeserving of the love you get

>>6646496
Even with long natural nails. Not playing the guitar anymore for the same reason...

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>amazon video has a documentary series on the Easter Rising
i'm going to fall asleep to this

>>6646493
you should try getting a prostate massager or someone to fuck your prostate feels good lamo

>>6646480
I posted a pic an got called something like nightmare fuel/ man with makeup/...you know, the usual variations.

It made me feel like I'll never make it. Sigh.

>>6646482
Yeah. They bully you too a lot, right?

>>6646484
I'm assuming you have male genitals, so put your hands down your pants an touch them for a couple of minutes. One your gand smells. Suck on your thumb. 80% approximation on taste and smell and texture.

>>6646501
Can you reach your prostate with just fingers and how does the massager work?

>>6646502
Yeah i do have mail genitals, but i hate touching my penis and when it's having an erection.

>>6646498
um they're more than two weeks old at this point so they're not very nice looking anymore...

>>6646500
yep. but i can't grow my nails out with my job, so it's been forever since my nails were this long...

Korra did it.
She slayed almost all of the girls here and is now a top passer

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>>6646502
>80% approximation on taste and smell and texture.

only if not on hormones

>>6646507
oh alright then

>>6646509
Well im not yet on hormones.

and it didn't feel or taste that weird, just some flesh and stuff.

>>6646509
Speaking of that... My vagina smells of sweaty horse today. Unusual, not unpleasant.

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>>6646513
Hrt is a meme

>>6646517
you are a meme and a shit one too.

>>6646515
wash it?

>>6646520
Hrt doesn't do shit unless you have the right genetic composition

>>6646520
I do. Just, nothing harsh. I'd rather not risk unbalancing the flora this early after surgery.

>>6646520
>you're a meme for being right
Oh why thank you

>>6646515
fucking hell who asked you

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>>6646508
She's slaying it

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>>6646502
): that sucks
idk what to say though, you dont look like a man, you do look older, but you are older, so i mean, looking your age is pretty normal
>>6646499
iktf except no one important loves me lol

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>>6646537
No need to be a bitter hon

>>6646537
>>6646543
Who wore it better?

>>6646548
The bitterness is real

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>tfw you get a sextuple kill and your team goes wild
idk what y'all are talking about, ranked is way better than qp

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>>6646543

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>>6646536
I'm not a demure little girl who only speaks when given permission. You should know by now...

>>6646551
OK angie

>>6646558
why are you so weird

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>>6646559
It's ok
At least she doesn't look like one of the Irc hons

>>6646395
i dont have any :^)

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>>6646565
Iktf

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Who /virgin/ here?

Hello :3

>>6646572
You have a severe mental illness

>>6646577
*headpats*
I am :3

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>>6646583
I don't have any boobs
Why would I lie?

>>6646577
Am I a virgin again after I get SRS?

>>6646587
I like headpats and pets noooo

>>6646560
Because a bit of chaos is the spice of life, I guess...