Cis LesGen

>>6642753
Leztrongs lesbans go to hell! Your mums gotta are sad you like to lick pussy! Fuckin muffmunchers! Just becus men hate you!

>>6642753
>Add these to your filter list: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
>And keep updating your filters with every thread.
How come no other group on /lgbt/ is so easily triggered?

I'm Bored lesgen.
Tell me something new and interesting.

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>>6642799
>in space, no one can hear you shitpost

>>6642813
To'che

>>6642798
Why else do you think their general is always the most dead?

>>6642894
Because decent posters moved elsewhere.
It's for the same reason /r9k/ got worse each time they brought it back.

>>6642813
>proof_cisgirls_can_have_agp.png

>>6642909
/r9k/ was good originally tho

>>6642929
Missed the point, friend.

:^)

Om nom nom

>>6642909
>decent posters moved elsewhere
Most of us are in the Discord by now. Keeping the thread going for appearances sake.

>>6643029
>Most of us are in the Discord by now.
Where you can be sure there are no disgusting GBTs?

I wanna join the discord but the code isnt working, what do?

>>6643029
Also, if you're cute, we have lonely girls in the discord!

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>>6642753
Baby Jesus rollups

Good around christmastime

>>6643124
I updated it, checked it. New one should work.

>>6643042
What does that stand for? And yes. We voice chat. There are some hook ups going on too.

>>6643155
>What does that stand for?
LGBT minus the L.

Okay, I'm convinced to join the Discord. Are you girls kind to people with accents and awkward English skills?
>>6643134
that's hysterical

>>6643224
Ofc. Few of us are even american. Many with accents.

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>>6643155

>>6643224
Not awkward, and bored enough to make you feel really, really welcome.

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>/ll/ cancelled until september
Jesus.

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I asked a woman out this morning, I knew she was gay but she is kind of a lot older than me but super qt so I went for it.


She very politely turned me down and bought me a soda and talked to me a bit.

I maybe too chubby for this meme.

>>6643343
You're pretty fucking fat.

>>6643343
what a mess is that sink. Your body is cute tho

>>6643343
>wearing sports bras

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I'm going to meet my girlfriend in 2 weeks, lesgen!

We met online, and this will be the first time we actually get to meet, so I'm starting to get nervous. I still can't believe that I'm actually going!

>>6643343
>she is kind of a lot older than me but super qt so I went for it
Good point.

How old would you guys go?

>>6643442
Not that anon, but I'm 22. And 28-30 is my limit.

>>6643343
Qt

>>6643291
Maybe I didn't save the changes to the pastebin. I will be able to fix it in roughly 2 hrs

Straight guy here to colonize your thread.

Just kidding, got a question that I want the opinion of the LGBT community on a situation I'm in, especially the L. The prerequisite knowledge is that me and my closest friends all might as well be autistic, especially when it comes to interacting with people we are interested in (mostly due to limited experience).

My best friend, a lesbian, asked me to come to a lesbian party, HerShe, I think it's called. She experiences extreme >tfw no gf and obviously wants to expose herself to a larger potential dating pool (she is on a first name basis with very few gay people to my understanding), and wants a friend there for emotional support etc.

So I want to support my friend obviously, but I'm worried about being shunned or confronted for being a guy at this thing, which I understand is a worry based on little evidence other than my extrapolation of some of the internet's extremism. I'm worried about being too in my head during the whole thing about, thinking about if the people there would be questioning my intentions.

Any words of advice? Obviously I'm not going to try to flirt with anyone (though sometimes, especially if I'm drunk, I can become chatty regardless who I'm talking to). Sorry for wall.

>>6644000
I hate that you exist.

>>6644492
It's not like I'd ever go to an LGBT event without some external reason to. If I go only to help a young lesbian who lacks self confidence meet people, what is the issue?

The fact that you can be so angry without explaining yourself worries me.

>>6644501
>4chan
>why are you guys so angry and bitter???

Can cis girl bisluts join the Discord? I'm a virgin and I won't talk about men.

>>6644501
LMAO!
me angry. don't be silly. I'm on medication, I couldn't be angry if I tried.

but no all men like you bother me. because you're fake, and all you want to do is have permission from "trulesbians" to violate what little space we have, Fuck your friend, shes the girl that SWEARS that you wont tell your friends about it, then you will enviably use the experience to impress your male friends (kind of why I think all men are gay, they would rather impress men then women) making them feel they can go to a all female gathering. ive already explained the scenario in here a million times, guys like you are the reason there are NO lesbian clubs. All girls want to do is have their own space, even making it explicit on most invitations. but no fuckfaces like yourself always find a way to invite yourselves.
I hate that you exist. that's all. I don't go to anything "lesbian" any more because there is always that one dumb bitch that invites her male friend.

>not mad by the way, that just how I talk. I swear. Like,. a lot. and its not like I'm going to have to deal with you. I don't go places that I know is going have people like you in it.
basically, not my problem.

>>6644000
>>6644501
S is just like that. Pay her no mind.
We get a lot of straight guys coming in here to ask questions, but frankly this is not a Q & A thread. This is a place for us to talk about >tfw no gf
Things get overwhelming here when we let straight boys have a voice. They just won't shut up! So we have to stab each through the heart, as a warning to any other straight boy watching.

Your friend is being an idiot and should be strong and go on her own, or bring a female friend.

sup girls i come from /fit/, i've never stepped onto /lgbt/ before

will love to talk to y'all when the discord invite link comes back up :(

>>6644585
I would only be going to be there with my friend. It's amazing how much you think you can read in my intentions based off me being a man.

>>6644598
>Your friend is being an idiot and should be strong and go on her own
sure but I can't magically give her confidence.

>or bring a female friend.
she doesn't have any that she considers close enough, I already asked her this. If you think it would be a bad idea, even assuming that I don't go full autist, that's fine and I understand. I'll let you get back to >tfw no gf

>>6644631
>It's amazing how much you think you can read in my intentions based off me being a man
welp, that's S

>>6644631
Youre dumb.
>layman's terms for the socially retarded
NOOOO ONE CAAAARES THAT YOOOOU ARE GOOOOING AS A FRIIIIIEND, DUMB ASS.

If it says Lesbian in the title then it means, we would really like it if NO MEN CAME.
who the fuck cares what your saying your going as?
ugh. nvm, invite yourself. Not my problem, but your friend is a dumb bitch for inviting you, and your an ass hole for not knowing that what you are doing is violating something that they were trying to do.
ugh, men always oblivions to their actions

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I updated the Discord Link

>>6644666
I would call men more skyrim to their actions than oblivion

>>6644673
still the same in the pastebin!

>>6644690
Ah yes, for some reason the pastebin being linked is hella old.

http://pastebin.com/P644WESi

>>6644685
Heh. My bad oblivious*

>>6643343
You look soft.

>>6643442
I'm 19 and I'd take up to 30, 35 if she was really attractive

some anon posted in the last thread about having hatesex with her older boss, t-that's my biggest fantasy

>>6644585
>to violate what little space we have,
Cis women have LITERALLY EVERY gendered space there is.

>>6644000
sup lesbian bartender here

Just chill out and hang back and talk about sports. Shoot pool. Don't hit on a girl unless she hits on you. Don't offer to buy drinks unless that is very much happening. Or hell say you're a designated driver.

But you can be friendly. Act like you're at a more regular local bar just having a drink with friends instead of club where you NEED to get laid ASAP.

Girls aren't gonna hate you, though they're gonna ignore you more than you might be used to. Some extreme ones might maybe hate but extreme politicking dykes really aren't the same kinda dykes that hang around clubs and lesbian parties. It's really not that unusual for a gay to bring a best hetero friend to those kinda places. You're not the first one, won't be the last, might not be the only one there.

Do wing a bit for your friend. Laugh up her jokes if it's going stale. Help her if she gets shy. Watch her back. Let others around know she's a lesbo if it's that point where she meets a girl but despite being in a gay place isn't sure if that girl is gay or knows she's gay. Basic friend shit.

Let her kick your ass at darts or pool. Because as a lesbian we see another lesbian dominating at something and it's kinda attractive.

>>6644877
your right. kind'a like 4chan right?

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>>6644900
>"PARTY" to imply its AT A SOMEONES HOUSE..

see this is why I don't want to be part of the human race anymore.

please read before you undermind.

>>6645194
HerShe and similar events are parties thrown at rented out clubs/bars and similar venues. Pretty common for lesbians to throw event parties and rent out a bar. They're pretty fun and you really can't organize such events at houses unless it's a mansion.

But my advice stands if you are just at a house party.

Second advice. Ignore S. He's a shitty angry troll guy making lesgen horrible for a while now. I should heed my own advice. But I know this response alone will trigger S. Making him spout some retarded nonsense further proving why we should hide him.

>>6644877

*Straight cis women

Population statistics aren't oppression though bruh

>>6644000
You could message the people who run the event and explain matters to them, see if they mind.
They probably won't, given the circumstance but ifs best to check at the top, right?

I should really stop penetrating myself with toilet paper.

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how do I stop being such a lazy loser /lesgen/?

>>6644869
I would hire you, I hate dumb kids right out of highschool in the office

>>6645313
You know how good you get it. Piss off.

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>>6643442
20, if she's cute/hot and is well conserved, I'd go as high as 30.

Pic damn related. She sings well and is a mechanical engineer. What is there not to like?

Hey girls. Im a guy and I just have a question. I recently saw my girlfriend's web history and apparently she watches a lot of lesbian porn. Is this normal for a straight girl to do? A lot of people online say it's because straight porn is marketed towards men while with lesbian porn she can actually imagine herself getting pleasured. Idk, should I be worried that she's in the closet? I find this pretty weird.

>>6646293
don't bother, just get a rich gf and let her enable your laziness

>>6645966
why!? is it even strong enough to do that with?

>>6646696
Lesbian porn is usually aimed towards straight guys with that fetish considering how fake and shitty most are. So maybe she's thinking about trying something out for you with a friend.

>joins discord
>too afraid to start conversation
>sigh

>>6645256
you must be young.

>>6645256
ONE MORE TIME.
If its organized FOR WOMEN. then they probably DONT WANT HIM THERE.

Started temporary work at a new, small, inbred place. No time for proper food or tfw no gf

>>6646696
I believe lesbian is one of the most common searches by women in general so don't worry, especially if your sex life is active and she enjoys it

>many lesbians dislike most lesbian porn because it's so obviously staged anyway

>>6647330
Just say WAZZZUUPPPP

>>6646982
>>6647405
Straight Boi pls go

>>6647330
It's the mods that should be starting a convo with you. Yell at Dot to wake the fuck up.

>>6647627
I'll start a conversation with you

.... Why does coming out have to be necessary, especially in places where being gay isn't even a big deal.

LITERALLY NO ONE CARES, MOM. Please do not make this even more awkward with a dumb speech about how you still love me or something.

If there was a button you could press, sitting right in front of you, that made you instantly bisexual, would you press it? I mean, equally bisexual not just 'oh now you like one famous celebrity somewhere', you now like men as much as you like women.

>>6647744
>you now like men as much as you like women.
So I stop liking men except for making out?

>>6646982
>>6647405
What porn do (most) lesbians watch then?

>>6647946
Most women don't watch porn

>>6646631
20? how fucking old are you 12?

>>6647744
No. I have zero interest in men whatsoever. I really enjoy being exclusively lesbian. I used to hate it when I was a teen, but now I'm proud/content.

>>6647969
seriously?

>>6648015
Yes

>>6648015
Lots of women watch/read/look at porn. In fact every typical woman consumes some sort of erotica, even if it's just romance novels.

>>6647994
No, I meant I am 20 and wouldn't mind a 30 year old

>>6648025
>even if it's just romance novels.
do you also consider lingering glances at advertisements with skimpily dressed people to be 'consuming porn'.

>>6648038
I would never watch porn with another person. Probably not even a lover.

>>6648015
no

>>6647969
Tell that to the trans thread, they're obsessed with porn

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>>6648163
I'm talking about women

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my gf is a massive faggot.

>>6648399
nigga u got the herpagonasyphilAIDas

>>6648399
Dat u papes?

>>6648009
Lesbianism should henceforth be known as "the gift". It's a really wonderful thing.

>>6648399
That aggressive looking head turn makes me a little moist.

>>6648589
Whiplash and vertebral surgery are so hot amirite

>>6646606
>>6646606

>lesbians
>having it easy
>being this oppression olympics

I mean you could say that black cis straight men have it easy compared to black pre-op pangender androsexual transwomyn but it's probably not going to make black men feel for your cause.

>>6646820

Barely.
Also, because fingernails.

>>6648038
>watching porn and jacking off with friends
Why do straight guys do this?

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>>6648399

What in the fuck am I looking at here?

>>6648664
"straight"

>>6644585
Not them but you're kinda crazy

>>6648038
My roommates used to make me do it all the time. Like i used to ne doing homework and they would specifically call me over to watch with them. It was really uncomfortable. But i figured thats how men just are.

>>6648038
>straight
Didn't u say u were a femboy chaser a little while back?

That isn't really straight, even if they are on hrt.

>>6648679
That's a freshly done hickey. Even a kissless birgin like me knows that, anon

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>>6649074
>My roommates used to make me do it all the time. Like i used to ne doing homework and they would specifically call me over to watch with them.

that's really weird.

>>6649108
Yeah it is. But what am i suppose to do. One of them was the landlord. It sucked. But now i don't live like that and don't have to put up with man shit at all.

>>6648009
>>6648485
what's there to be proud of? i'm proud of liking guys more than girls.

>>6649074
>But i figured thats how men just are.
lesbians.jpg

>>6643442
I'm 28 and made a giant mistake of dating an 18 year old.

I don't know what I expected and I utterly regret it.

>>6649281
>tfw will never be 18 again and dating a 28 yo
it's all ogre now

>>6649304
She was hot, asked me out, broke my heart, should have realized it'd be awful just from her damn age but I get pretty whipped when I have a girlfriend.

Don't do it, kids. No matter how hot she may be.

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>>6649101

It's fucking huge though. I've never seen a hickey that didn't look like a little mosquito bite. How big was her gfs mouth (...picrelated).

>>6649281
>>6649329

As a 25 year old I dated an 19 year old and yeah, I can second this, it was not worth the agony.

>>6642753
Not a lesbian but thanks OP for inspiring me to make breadsticks

>>6649367
I was 20 and dating a 26 year old, and it ultimately was just too huge a difference in stages of life. Which sounds weird, given that it was just 6 years, but it's more than it seems

>>6649410
Yeah, it feels like it should mean nothing but it's a crazy difference

>>6649431
My straight friend and I used to sit next to each other on a love seat, with a blanket for each of us, and just watch porn for fucking HOURS. (Which is funny, since his mom used to make me leave the house at 11PM because she was afraid we were going to 'experiment' with each other.)
Blanket was for modesty, but we never did actually masturbate.

This was from like 18 or so, on for a couple of years, so no excuse. Not like we were in grade school, just discovering porn.
Just didn't think it was weird, I guess.

Now our porn tastes are fairly different and we just send links to each other instead.
Just isn't the same. I actually kinda miss it.

>>6649476
Please kill yourself. Nothing about your life makes sense.

>>6649142
Hey S,

Straight guy from yesterday here. The one who was asking about whether or not it would be acceptable for me to go to a lesbian event. I emailed the organizers and they said everyone is welcome.

>>6649667
There wasn't anything sexual about it, wasn't teasing.
Just something we did. I've known him like fourteen years.

>>6644526
No. Lesbians only.

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Why aren't you watching Ange Vierge yet?

>>6650015
Because 2D is for males.

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>>6650022
I guess you're right, I'm kinda FtM in denial but as long as yuri exists I will never transition.

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>>6650022
>posting anti-2D sentiment on a Malaysian website built for the appreciation of Filipino-cartoons.

>>6643343

very diddle-able but holy fuck clean your bathroom you dirty pig

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>>6650075
>only 5
I'm watching 9 this season but only because most of the season is fujoshit. Normally I watch around 10-15 shows per season.

Also pls go back to /u/, leshag.

So, this is probably not the right place to ask this. I should probably ask on that other site or something for real advice, and I probably will later.

Anyway, I'm a straight cis-woman. I have the feeling my gay little sister is in a physically and/or emotionally abusive relationship. She seems unhappy, diminished, scared to go against her older girlfriend in any way. I can't stand being around them when they are together. It makes my skin crawl. My normally happy, opinionated, energetic sister seems shrunken. Like she's walking on egg-shells afraid of saying or doing the wrong thing. The girlfriend is constantly putting her down with subtle insults, condescension, and generally seems to only care about herself.

When I've tried to bring up the subject before, my sister is avoidant, or even accused me of being against the girlfriend due to homophobia, not due to legitimate concerns about abuse. This is her first serious relationship, and I'm worried that she is too afraid of being alone to end it.

Do you have any advice on how to proceed? I want to help my little sister, in any way (ideally to break up with the awful girlfriend).

>got a cat with gf

Next will be a dog and my lesbian family will be complete

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>>6650210
>secretly
私は腐女子ですが、百合腐女子よ。私も日本語を勉強する。あなたは何年にいるですか?

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>>6650297
A year and a half. My classes begin again until late August and I'm sad I've no one to nihongo with during the Summer. DJT on /a/ and Japan thread on /int/ are never interesting unless you go for bantz.

I'm also permabanned for shitting lesgen but I rarely come here anymore so I think mods have forgotten.

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>>6650384
I use Anki for kanji/vocab, classes are for grammar. Around three years ago I was using the Genki books to learn from scratch and they helped me a lot, Jap I-III were a piece of cake.

Are you also the same faggot that shitposts Maki on /g/? She's worst raibu.

>>6650434
I have read a bit of Tae Kim but the explanation for some particles weren't clear at all back then so I dropped it. Genki had just the usage and little explanation and I got them through my head with examples after some time. Japanese classes just reassured my knowledge.

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>>6650434
You used to shitpost and bully in femgen, and now you've left us to bully the dykes.

Why not us? Are we not good enough to troll anymore?
We're gonna die if we can't get enough outsiders to come in and pay attention.

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>>6650434
Also good night I'm falling asleeep Make still a shit.

>>6650015
Because I'm too into New Game right now

>>6650503
You can't watch multiple anime at the time or what? Also you have no excuse to not have read New Game! manga before the anime aired.

>>6650148
This is actually /lgbt/ not /a/. While the site is based off of a japanese image board, doesn't mean everything must be japanese and everyone most like their shitty cartoons. It's actually a symbol of autism, and the male chromosome.

>>6650199
Could be insecurity. Putting up with unacceptable treatment may stem from a lack of self-worth. Sit down and ask if she's truly happy with this abusive woman. A relationship takes work, but it should be worth it. She should feel happy, filled with the sense that yes, she can spend forever with this person. If she isn't being treated correctly, the way she's meant to be treated - with respect and care - then she isn't being loved. Tell her that as her sister you want her to find someone that will do that for her, be good to her, in front of you and behind closed doors, always. Because you actually love her. That you have no issue with the fact that person is a woman, just that she's not a loving one. Spill your guts, make it clear. Plead with her. She'll be forced to confess how she feels. Then give her my number. Unless she's fat.

I keep having these dreams where I fall in love with a girl much younger than me and we cuddle and make out and generally enjoy each other's company without worrying about what others think. I wish I could have that, just a petite, intelligent, and kinda naive girl who loves me.

I had my chance once, when I first moved out for college. A cute, shy French girl who spoke with a thick accent and wore nothing but sheer blouses and pleated skirts. We would sit outside in the courtyard of our dorm every night, sharing cigarettes and speaking very slowly to each other. I started smoking just to spend time with her. We went to concerts together, and she would turn around and embrace me before her favourite act came on, and I would hold her from behind throughout the performance. I never made an actual move, though. I was uncertain if it was possible for anyone to ever have feelings for me, let alone this sophisticated foreign girl who I had fallen for completely over a mere couple of weeks.

In November of that first semester, we were both dragged out to a queer dance party. Neither of us were particularly keen on dancing or participating whatsoever, so we sat at the back, drinking beers and watching over others' coats. Neither of us was particularly drunk, nor did we want to be. The music was so loud that we could barely speak to each other. At one point, my hand drifted over to hers, and she grasped it. I completely froze, like a total autist. She kept trying to say something to me, but her accent coupled with the noise made it impossible to hear. We just sat there wordlessly holding hands for about twenty minutes or so. Our acquaintances eventually showed up, and we broke apart and separately shuffled to a bathroom (they were both gender-neutral, so we went in different ones).

We stopped spending a lot of time together after that night, and we actually never even spoke of it after it happened. She eventually came out of her shell and started fucking dudes.

>>6650658
Ran out of characters. Anyways, I went a few months without seeing her regularly until we met up at a show that a mutual friend was performing in around April. For some reason, she clung to me like she had in September and October at those first few concerts we attended together. Eventually, I became really uncomfortable and tired and decided to take off while she was talking to some other people. She ended up catching me on the way out. She said something, but I couldn't understand it over the band playing. Then, she kissed me on the cheek and darted back into the crowd before I could even question what had happened.

I saw her at parties and stuff before I gave up my social life altogether near the end of my second year of university. She was always either really drunk or high on some kind of pill. Sometimes she messages me on Facebook when she's bored or drunk. I never initiate the conversation.

>>6650674

She wants you. Get to fucking her good already you stupid person. Also use your love to cure her of her drug use.

>>6650696
I think it's a bit too late. I can't even imagine myself having casual sex, and that seems to be her biggest hobby at the moment. Also maybe this is kinda conservative, but I feel like having sex with a woman who has had sex with dozens of men would be kinda uncomfortable.

Although, tonight she told me via Facebook chat that she was almost certain that she was gay. I said "good" for some reason, and she apparently laughed.

>>6650719

Fuck her and certify her lesbianism. She probably fucked those guys for drugs or experimenting, not that that's any improvement. Use her body to teach yourself to enjoy casual sex and maybe with her, it'll turn into something less casual and you'll have a beautiful french wifey that you can reform into a better person. You know you want to, you just won't let yourself because of the stupid female protectionism ingrained into us that makes utterly no sense for lesbians because women can't impregnate us with mediocre-gene'd baby seed.

>>6650757
Well, that's honestly enough to convince me. Also, your frankness reminds me a lot of a girl (woman?) from these threads who I used to talk to a lot like three years ago.

>>6649716

Oh hey glad you did that.
You're one of the good ones anon.

Threadly reminder that anime posters have Y chromosomes. Keep lesgen on topic by filtering 2d posters

>>6649999
Okay, I'll respect that. I wish there was an existing community for bi girls, all I can find is tumblr "queer" shit.

>>6650817
I think the bigen has a discord. It includes bi males though.

>>6650658
You could have had her before she became a tainted drug addict. She probably not the same person. Ya blew it.

>>6650817
>>6650821

I thought we had a bi girl and she was just under no circumstances to talk about hetshit?

>>6650770
>Also, your frankness reminds me a lot of a girl (woman?) from these threads who I used to talk to a lot like three years ago.

I only discovered lesgen this year, so not me.

Go enjoy some hot nsa fucking with french phrases you don't understand sexily whispered in your ear.

>>6648485
No it isn't. If she did that again I'd destroy her and she knows it.

>>6648399
Question is, are you gonna try and hide it or will you proudly display your "I got laid" badge?

I had actual strangers poke their dumb faces into the room I was working in to ask me if I was hiding a hickey. I hate people.

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>>6650945
>No it isn't. If she did that again I'd destroy her and she knows it.

>>6651071

>wai

>join discord
>get kicked for having anime avatar
w-well ok then

>>6652017
Discord is open right now?

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Going out with a girl tonight who I assumed was like 18 or 19 but now she says she only has her learners permit.

I mean you can have a learners as an older person right?

>>6652366
I got my learners five days before my 18th birthday, and got my license a little over a year and a half later at age 19. My gf is 23 and doesn't even have a learners. Maybe ask her how old she is, though?

>>6652366

Im 27 and am still technically on a learners, though they run out after a year I think.

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>>6644585
You know, as much as we hate them, I think penis really is going to be the solution to whatever the fuck all that was.

>>6652757
This pic would be perfect if Maki was swapped with Umi.

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>>6652789
Yeah, and EliNozoUmi is justice. Maki can go suck dicks.

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>>6652816
Maki is a slut and would suck a shitton of dicks before even sucking yours. Also I don't know what you're talking about that image, I just pointed out that it would be better if Maki was swapped with Umi. You haven't watched Love Live!, have you?

>>6643442
i'm 18
not beyond 40

>>6644000
buy shorts, a pink shirt and act sassy so people think youre gay
problem solved
yw

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>tfw no underage hyper aggressive la raja gf to beat the straight out of you

>>6647744
No I wouldn't, the pussy is too bomb.
And being a lesbian is so cool. (tho I actually am bi, like 5 on the kinsey scale)

>>6652944
Disgusting

>>6647946
I watch lesbian porn.
I try to not think too much bout the fact that they're just workers, also I tend to stick with one for some month before (hardly and desperately) trying to find a new one on the intertrash

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>>6652954
BISLUTS PLS GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6652959
Your English is weird and I have a hard time understanding what you say, but Maki is still the shittiest raibu and a cockhungry whore.

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>>6652965
ok fine

psssh

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>>6652977
>quickmeme.com
Bisluts, everyone.

>>6652965
fuck you, I don't like being bislut either I wish I was 100% gay as well

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>>6652989
Maki is hungry for faceless male cock, not tiny nerd cock, nerd.
>I don't know what you see in umi. I see an insecure raibu that needs a cock inside of her.
I see a pure maiden that needs protecting and my fingers inside her vagina.

Stop shitting up the thread Holy shit this is why I can not stand y chromosomes. Get a fucking trip so we can filter you.
I need to add /maki/ and all that other weeaboo shit to the filter list.

REMINDER UPDATE YOUR FILTERS TO PREVENT SEEING Y CHROMOSOMES OTHERWISE KEK JUST BRINGS THEM BACK

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>>6653032
She's a slut for big black cocks not tiny limp dicks.

Umi would make the perfect lesbian wife tbhfäm. Through iPS scientists would impregnate her with our children and we would raise cute little half-white half-Japanese girls together. Umi also seems like the kind to stand domestic violence once you assert your dominance over her, she would keep quiet about the nights I arrive drunk at home after a long day at work and force her to have sex with me.

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>>6653034
>this mad
Kek

>>6652992

>being a lesbian is so fun gaiz muh cool image
>will go for cock the minute she encounters a shitty gf

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>>6653084
Make would be so busy being a doctor and fucking other doctors with mad $$$ that she would completely forget about your irrelevant and pitiful birthday.

Umi is the type that would abuse her wife if she doesn't abuse her first. As her wife it's my duty to keep her in place so she doesn't go wild.

>>6653074
no way, imagining myself in a straight relationship disgusts me, I never fell for a boy anyway.
girls are my goals it's pretty clear to me.
I wish my sexual orientation would follow.

>>6653101
I bet you're like 18.

>>6653111
Fuck.
yes I'm 18.
I know the meme, after experimenting I'm gonna fall for dicks, but pls shut up no
I've only discovered lately that I was bi and not gay because of a fucking comic, I developped a phucking huge fear and disgust of men, don't put me in the same case than professional cocksuckers I'd literally rather die than touch a real dick.

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>>6653129
Make would rather have sex with an alpaca than you. And Ume is a pure maiden that would stay faithful to whoever provides to her, plus she also has a cool mode where she would choose a cute wife to provide to.

>>6653128
Trips don't lie, babe.

You think men are immature shrimpdicks now but in a couple years when guys have matured into normal human beings you'll be giving into your curiosity and find yourself sucking cock.
Just accept this now pls lesbianism is not a scene

P.S what comic

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>be stupid, abusive asshole
>gf understandably breaks up with me because of it after a bit of dating
>suddenly she wants to get back together

Why the fuck....

>>6652473
>>6652564
Welp, I checked and she is def. 15.

Gonna be an interesting evening.

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>>6653143
>umi being with anyone who isn't haruka

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>>6653154
Make has a shit VA and she's a shit tsundere. Literally babby's first idol. She belongs in the trash.

>>6653152
>males
>normal human beings
I had to check twice if it really was /les/gen
No I don't think they are immature shrimpdicks, I just find the straight relationship dynamic awful, I don't want to be a lazy fuck blackmailing my man to do everything for me
also taking a male's dick is too much for me, I think I used up all my straight female coins when I was masturbating imagining I had a dick (don't ask)
a dumb comic.

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>>6653173
DELET THIS

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>>6653160
A lot of girls secretly like being just a little bit abused and owned.

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>>6653186
Pls nigga Make is an annoying bitch while Ume is pure perfection.

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>>6653185

Will not delet.

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>>6653204

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>>6653206
Make should be the one joining shitderella girls.

>>6653189
I guess so. I mean, I'm quite mean spirited, have a bad temper and I made fun of her quite a bit when we were together. Calling her a tiny little leprechaun and shit. Also she always complained that I pinched and slapped her ass too hard

>>6653184
Yeah yeah, approximately every girl I've ever seen who was "teehee I'm 90% lesbian guise boobs amirite" at 18-19 ended up getting a serious boyfriend later after finding the "exception" that didn't repulse them. Not saying they all end up with men, but that 90% goes to 75% and ends up "I'm just me y'all no labels".

Seriously what comic though. Is it yaoi? I'm going to assume it's weebshit yaoi unless you tell me.

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>>6653229
Make is so shit even a shit girl like Honk gets to be the star of the show over her.

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A clean thread is one with filters my friends.

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>>6653246
Only because she's Dear Leader. Umé asserted her superiority over Honk with a clean bitchslap.

>>6653240
>>6653246
On a scale from 1-10 are you the same person having a conversation with yourself

>>6653261
Nah, the Umifag is Kek and the Makifag is a straight male shiteposter.

>>6653267
So it's just two autistic men jerking each other off.

>>6653223
PLS B MY GF

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>>6653275
I'm a cis female lesbian though.

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Jesus christ this thread...

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>>6653284
Make will always be shit and you will always be a girlfriendless manlet nerd.

>>6653235
There won't be "exception", I don't care so much about guys, it's just the straight relationship that puts me off, if I get in one, I will hate the guy and I will hate myself for doing something so low and stupid than become the wife of a man, and I see you coming with that "no but you'll see you'll grow up and see everyhing is fine in a straight relationship and you'll suck d-" like, are you sponsorised? go get a guy yourself hotdamn, Idgaf it's me against my willing, I'm never going out with a dude whatever the fuck happens
I don't remember which comic, it was a really badly written one about a bi girl with superpower, I 've never even felt attraction, romantic or sexual toward real life guys, leave me alone ,I'm killing myself if I don't get to end my life with a female

See why 2d posting shouldn't be allowed? Is not allowed?

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>>6653283

Prove it.

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>>6653305
Alright next time I have my period I will timestamp it.

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>>6653329
>doesn't deny he's a manlet
>thinks make is his gf
Makefags are pathetic.

>>6653329
Nothin personell kid

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>>6653375
>admits he's a manlet
Kek the absolute madman.

>>6644492
How come lesbians hate straight men so much while gay men and straight women generally get along?

>>6653552
It's just turbo bulldykes like S who hate men.

>>6653630
>>6653552
No. I hate them too. Just scroll up and see what you shit stains did to this general.

>>6653552
Because female sexuality is far more fluid, and over time interest in vagina or penis can ebb and flow for us. Some girls can't deal with growing tired of the pussy game, and like anti-gay crusaders, double down on the haterade and think if they virtue signal like Andrea Dworkin they'll magically love pussy again.

>>6653552
gays = look for dicks
straight female = wait for dicks to be brought to them

straight male = willingly give dicks to every vagina owner
lesbians = look for vagina

gay males do their stuff so anyway straight girls aint gon get shit from them unless friendship maybe
straight males might no even believe in lesbianism/are used to give dicks so we get unwanted sexual attention and that is shit

>talking with the HOTTEST blackgirl met over some lesbian thing
>facetimed, calls over phone, she's legit
>BURNING HOT
>fit as hell
>bonding over running and dogs
>i have a dog, she wants one
>gonna go on a date soon, maybe run after
>she wants me to bring my dog
>is bringing a dog to a lesbian first date moving to fast?
>is she only dating me for my dog?
>goddammit why is it she's so hot this shit isn't fair

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>>6653034
but anon, everyone knows that 2d women are perfection

>>6654297
Give us the deets when you get laid, drunk on chocolate.

>>6654297
>talking with the HOTTEST blackgirl met over some lesbian thing
pic

>>6654297
>nigger
>hot

>>6653660
Is that why lesbians can be the coolest bros one day and the angriest bitches on wheels the next?
I mean goddamn, I just did the grind and hump thing we always do, she flipped her shit and nearly broke my damned jaw. And after I wrestled her onto the ground she just lost it.

I just thought it was period stuff. Does she want the dick? I mean she's like...ellen tier butche lez and has at no point shown interest.

Does she want the dick now or what?

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>>6654495
noooooooo way

She just sent me another pic too. Just tight black shorts and black sports bra. I'm fucking wet. It's ridiculous. I just cannot wrap my head around her perfect waist and face.

>>6654504
It happens it's just so rare you find a single hot black girl that's also a lesbian.

But you find a fit black girl? Every single time scorching hot. Fit white girl? Could be hot, could be busted up. Hispanic? I'm hispanic and seen fit hispanic girls be fugly. Never seen an ugly fit black girl. Even if they go too fit they still manage to be hot. I'd eat serena williams out pic fucking related. Shit makes no sense. But idk I find girls attractive of every race.

>>6654481
Will do. Idk if it can happen. I'm getting that nervous "oh I'm not on her attractive level" but I look in the mirror and know I look better than before and she says I'm gorgeous. Plus she's just out of the city so her pickings are worse than mine in that area.

>>6654524
Idk maybe.
Maybe some dude was an asshole to her recently or she was sexually harassed and is projecting it onto you.
Or maybe she thinks you're getting too serious with sexual stuff and doesn't find it funny anymore.

How's the lesbian scene up in Seattle? I just moved out here, and I went to the Wild Rose. I wasn't impressed at all. Bad DJ, bad drinks. Indian men creeping in the bar. Can lesbians do anything right besides netflix and chill!?

>>6654774
I've heard it's pretty decent there but the whole city isn't much of a scene kinda city.

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Anyone get shut down before with someone less attractive than yourself?
Rejection never really bothered me before, save for embarrassment, but then again, I've always been the uglier one in those scenarios. (Or at least I think so.)

But now? It's bothering the shit out of me, and THATS bothering the shit out of me. I feel like a little /r9k/ fedora-wearer right now.
To make matters worse, the woman she's with is a fucking train wreck, no lie, looks like a heroin addict.
I just wanna be like 'Are you fucking KIDDING me?' to her, but that would be nuclear-level autism.

>>6653167
Don't do it. I can't even stand 18 year old babygays.

>>6654846
Why would you even go after someone less attractive than you? She also sounds like she has shit taste in women in general, which probably explains the rejection.

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>>6654814
Right here mate.

The discord invite isn't working for me.

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>>6654964
I have no interest in faggots, my shitposting place is /lesgen/ alone.

Also check em'

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>>6654984
Nice 4, faggot.

>>6654918
She's cute in a way. I wanna fuck her.

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>>6655001
>can't into dubs
>thinks he can into trips
Learn from me.

>>6655009
If you wanna fuck an ugly girl you can hmu.

An now lesgen is overrun by pathetic dudes.
Good job anon. If you know how it works, why would you be the dumbass that makes it happen? give'em an inch. they pull out their penis and fuck everything.

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CHEK

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もう一回CHEKKU

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Dubs for Maru!

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I can... feel... the power... of DUBS

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In this moment I am no longer human, I am a DUB MASTER

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>>6655120
Heh heh heh, you've been surpassed, kiddo. You're 10000 confirmed dubs too early to defeat me.

>>6655064
Oh my GOD. DESU.
Btw dubs

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Dubs for canon pairing.

I was kind of a nasty bully in high school and one of the girls I used to really make life difficult for ended up gay and asked me out about 3 weeks ago out of the blue over facebook.

We've been on 4 dates now and she is really cute and a huge sweetheart but she is clearly broken on the inside. She'll say things and then look so expectantly at me like, desperate that I approve of whatever she just said, I dunno she is like a puppy who is receiving attention for the first time ever.

I feel super guilty but I'm definitely going to exploit this. I think I'm still a bully.

So im guessing there arent many places where lesbians hang out on and off 4chan? the discord invite doesnt work.

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>>6655148
Mindbreak her.

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>>6655151
>wanting to hang out with normies
For what purpose? Join the anime posting in here!

>>6655160
im not implying normies... im just implying like people from here

>>6655150
I bet ur just as disappointed as i am ur not ;)

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>>6655165
I'm people from here. Let's talk about anniemoo girls shall we?

>>6655172
im not into anime.

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>>6655188
What a shame, you will never get a girlfriend with such tastes.

>>6655153
How?

I'm fairly certain if I snapped my fingers and just pointed at my crotch she'd give me the ol' lickroo with slight resistance.

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>>6655205
She obviously wants to get bullied in bed too. Do your worst until she's crying tears of joy and pain.

>>6655205
C'mon, just love her. This is probably a dream come true for her, and you have no reason to be mean.

OP pic is making me so fucking hungry.
>tfw had 400 calories the last 24 hours

>childhood crush just broke up with bf

I know I shouldn't be doing any wishful thinking since she's straight but I sometimes wonder if she might be bi based on some things that happened when we were younger. I would rather spend the rest of my life alone than be with anyone but her, how do I deal with this pain?

>>6655670
Even if you're wish does come true, bisexuals are not loving. She would end up disappointing you. There's a bigger world, you sad piece of shit. And the heterosexual brain is poisoned beyond repair. Either end your life or submit to the lesbian master race.

>>6654846
M-Maybe she's in love with the train wreck....

Or maybe you're just not her type. I mean, I can know when a woman is objectively better looking than me but if she dresses in some annoying pin-up vintage shit or just has an obnoxious personality I'm not gonna be into her despite the looks gap.

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>>6655064

I couldn't care less about animu but pls stop posting ugly cavemanface tranners

4chan based god give me dubs

>>6655654
This. You can make this a happy ending for both of you.

>>6655148
Be nice to her and treat her like a cute puppy and love her. Time to take responsiblity for what you have tamed. It's okay to tease her a little in a loving way-- but unless she says she has a bullying fetish then actually be nice to her.

>>Went to a dunkin doughnuts and got a free coffee from an annoying guy who works there to the point I hate ever going there because of him always creeping on me.
>>Walk next door and got my sandwich half off, a free drink and cookie from a little teenage boy who kept nervously making my sandwich and blushing at me. He was a sweet kid.
>>Went to McDs and friend buys himself 9 burgers and blah blah and rang him out, I ordered an apple pie and a soda, a cashier women gave them to me for free and smiled at me.
>>Went to a bar last weekend and got a free drink from the bartender.

I'm the same anon who had the girl at McDs give me a bag of free food awhile back. I rarely visit fast food places-- maybe once a month but now that it's summer a little more then that. Does anyone have this happen to them?

>gf was sexually assaulted before I met her
>has made strides and bounds of progress but occasionally relapses into depressions and self hatred
How do I convince her that seeing a therapist is a good idea

>>6656196
"Honey I want to help you, but I think you need to talk to a therapist. I love you so much and I think this would be great for you. I know it's hard, but let me be there with you through this." Remember to hold her hand and sit down next to her and tell her this.

>>6656196
Pretty much this >>6656205
Don't push it overly hard, cause being pushed into therapy won't help her, she needs to want help. Just be supportive and whatnot.

>>6656181
what the fuck, no it never happened to me in my whole damned life.
I can tell you look super hot, or super anorexic.

>>6656181
Either you look gorgeous, or homeless.
It's never happened to me.

Gonna throw out a wild guess here and say you're femme?

>>6655711
Beautiful

>>6655694
I don't want them to break up, I don't want to date her, I just wanna hookup with her.
Like, just kiss me in the parking lot, it's cool. You can keep your troll woman.

>>6656896
Like from what I can tell, this shit just started. So it's making it worse that I a) missed the cut off date by so little and b) if it really is so little, how'd you two get exclusive so fucking fast.
I know this makes me a littl fucking faggot, but oh my god.

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I'm pretty scared of going to college.

>>6656974
this is not how you're supposed to put an earring.
also, be my gf
this is not a question

>it's national girlfriend day
>how am I going to do something cute for the gf
>she's out of town can't do something fun with her in person
>not dating long enough to send a cute a sappy message
>oh I know!
>I'll send her a meme

I'm fucking garbage

>>6657139
Depends on how you define 'meme'.
Besides, fuck any holiday that isn't a 'thing' for you guys already.
Luckily for me, I've been broken up with just before big ass holidays.

>>6657150
I sent her that goddamn "100% You are my fucking girlfriend" thing with the guy from yu gi oh on it. We send each other goofy shit all the time but that was the first time I referred to her as my girlfriend to her face. And I'm just sitting here regretting being on this dirt planet because what if she doesn't think I'm her girlfriend?

>>6657160

Then you can just play it off as you shitposting a jokey meme.

If anything, that's the best way to do it.
If you do it all serious faced and she shoots you down you cant recover. If its memery then you can recover from it.

That said, i hope she does consider yuo 100% her fckuing girlfredn

>>6657175
This.
However, I'll amend that if you REALLY REALLY consider her your girlfriend, and weren't just looking for something cute to do, and she doesn't think about it the same way, you should probably make a mental note to have that talk out at a later date.

>>6657160
you aren't the anon that was dating a girl for a whole month without realizing are you?

>>6657175
>>6657186

Yeah, very much this too.

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>>6657175
It's good to know I'm not as much of a fucking disaster as I think I am. For once at least. It's good to know that I created an out for myself by being an awkward mess.

We never really had a "are we dating" talk. Our courtship was drawn out and awkward as hell (for me at least) and I asked her out finally. Then this waitress at a restaurant I go to a lot asks me out out of the blue and I tell her I have a girlfriend. Then I immediately threw myself into a panic over whether or not I should have said that because what if we're just dating?

Hopefully she feels the same.

>>6657186
I really, really like her. It's weird because sometimes I get all giddy and stupid and then I'll suddenly be freaking out and worrying over shit like this.

>>6657216
Am I such a disaster that I'm that easy to recognize?

>>6657261

Well hey at least if shit falls apart, you can go ask out the waitress.
Backup plans!


But yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
The girl im seeing, I like so much it's retarded. I get happy and stupid just thinking about her and then I freak out that Im going to push her away by doing something dumb.
Havent managed to yet, at least!

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>>6657275
>I get happy and stupid just thinking about her and then I freak out that Im going to push her away by doing something dumb.

This is it exactly. I thought this kind of emotional yo-yo was something only teens did. But I was never like that as a teen so I guess I'm a late bloomer in that respect.

But I'll just be minding my own business washing dishes or whatever and then I'll start grinning like an idiot and my chest feels like it's full of drunk bees. It kind of makes the moments of crippling insecurity worth it. Even though I feel like a total nerd and sometimes walk around the house humming to myself like a damned disney princess.

>>6657346
Obvious bait

>>6656389
I'm pretty fem, but not lipstick.
>>6656364
Not anorexic, I eat a LOT and but my metabolism is crazy high.

>>6656974

You have the power of the tummie, that fact should erase all your fears.

>>6644000
Wow. I haven't been on this board or general in a while and I see there's no reason to return.

I apologize for everyone giving you shit for wanting to help your friend. I wish I had a friend like you during that uncertain coming out time.

As for advice, I don't know whether I have anything going helpful to offer. Just being there for your friend should be more than enough support. Go and try to have a nice time. Anyone who would give her shit for taking you probably isn't worth her time.

I hope you have a nice time.

>tfw have to stay in tlg because not allowed here
>have to be in >tlg to get interaction with grills
fuck that im just going to pretend to have a cooter and hit on all of you

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YOU NEED ONE OF THESE

Just celebrated my 31st birthday. Alone, again.

Too busy being a workaholic to socialize outside of the bare minimum necessary to survive.

Am I going to die alone, an unloved ara ara catlady christmas cake?

>>6662115
I'm pretty lonely too friend.


No one likes me because I'm a crummy person.

Someone mistook me for a boy today.

I vow to never go outside again.

>>6662389
Quit dressing like a boy then lel

>>6662395
I'm trying a lot harder to dress more girly over the past few months.

It's kind of hard, I don't have much fashion knowledge and latched on to the kind of tomboy sporty wear in high school because it was easy.

>>6662389
In most cases of 'questionable' identity, your average joe/joeess is going to default to man. It's nothing.

>>6660159
>marvel
>I'm such a nerd I'm not like other girls ;)
D R O P P E D

>>6662389
Ik you might be nervous, but it you post a pic of yourself, I might be able to help you get a better girlier but compfy style anon.

So I just found out my guy friend makes these fake Okcupid accounts and sends me threats saying that he wants to rape or murder me.

It's been going on for over a year and I always just ignored and reported them but I mean it's kind of fucked up.

There is really know way to take this as a joke or anything because a lot of them were too hateful or violent sounding to be taking that way.

Should I just cut all contact with him or do something more serious like call the police?

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>>6662503
Chiming in to second this suggestion. I'd love to talk about style as well.

I used to be really into fashion and now I kind of feel like I've lost my groove. I mostly just wind up wearing boring shit or athletic apparel. I wanna look badass and cool.

>>6662568
Literally what the fuck.

Why the hell did he do that?
How did you find out it was him?

Some good stuff for ya, ladies: http://xhamster.com/movies/6372652/min_hee_kim_and_tae_ri_kim_the_handmaiden.html

>>6662650
I was just over there picking up some stuff I had left over the weekend, like my hat and some phone stuff.

His roommate let me in and I found my stuff sitting in his room on the sofa and his laptop was there too open to okcupid so to be a nosy cunt I clicked on sign in and the sign in box came up so I clicked the first one of the user name and chrome had like a massive list of all the junk accounts he had used.

I didn't know them all but I recognized a couple for sure.

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>>6662661
>Asians

>>6662722

Dude that's seriously fucked up.
I would cut contact and if he persists, police calling.

Why would he even do that? What the fuck kind of weirdo is this guy?

>>6662115
Got kik or snapchat? My birthday just passed too and I got no problem with Christmas cake

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I've been on a few dates with a lady who used to teacher PE at my high school.

It's super weird, she used to give me detention all the time for not participating in class.

>>6663330
That is amazing. Tell us more.

>>6663330

So, when's the inevitable teacher / student bedroom play?

>>6660159

I always fell right off those things when we had to use them in gym class.

>>6662115

25/f/alone hmu

In all honesty we're gonna die alone until we learn to get over our ego and flirt with qt3.14s

>>6663494
Just kiss, you two homos.

>>6663517
Oh, I know you both think you're straight men.

Still. Kiss.

Homos.

>>6663344
Like what?

>>6663404
I would be up for it if she was but I'm not sure how to ask.

>>6663538

I want to hear the entire story of your relationship from start to finish.

Also, probably not a good idea to ask her for something like that.

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Do lesbians want asain gfs or just anime memes?

>>6663771
who is this cutie

>>6663771
I don't mind asians, they can be really attractive, but I don't have yellow fever and I'm not a huge NEET or a weaboo.

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psst

post pokemon.

>>6665472

Nice hacks m8
Team valor ftw

>>6666122
I caught the bigger one outright and evolved one after driving about a golf-course for like 4 hours.

tfw ur friend sends you pretty selfies of herself all the time and you are slowly feeling those lesbian feels whenever you look her in the eyes

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>>6665472
This qt appeared at work, and apparently it has good IVs, so I'm naming it after my gf.

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>>6667746
Dratini is cute! CUTE!!!