Cis LesGen

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muh Kate

>>6619545
Do tell, what is it exactly that makes S so terrible?

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>>6620507
clitdickdlicitldickclitdicklkdaldkfirfdidkcdickclit

>>6620563
Was Hitler autistic?

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>>6620563
That's all you got? The fact that I am anonymous yet not anonymous? A simple letter can seriously annoy you that bad? The fact that I can be seen but not seen bothers you that bad?

>>6620575
Not as much as S.

S, nobody likes you but you can redeem yourself only by posting tummie. For the betterment of your lesbian peoples and the good of all mankind. We're depending on you.

>>6621071
still not ever going to post a pic of myself.
just because everyone else is retarded doesn't mean I'm about to be, you guys can bitch all you want, just because all of you were dumb enough to post a pic of yourselves don't mean I'm about to. Just because you all feel for master race 10th level troll to post a pic don't mean I'm about to. What the fact that I bounce around all over the place what disconcerts you? Well if its like that your boxers are going to be in a bunch for a long time honey. Just because your dumb ass trans self thinks everyone in here is trans doesn't mean its true, I'm a cis born female. sorry your butt is all hurt because you cant be.
God Anon's know I'm real. Don't need to prove myself to you.

>by all means you rattle that cage you live in, you being butt hurt is still meaningless

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>>6621248
:^]

>>6621297
That's all anyone has?
Come on you guys I thought I was all the devil and fucking up ALL threads. because I'm so autistic.

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>>6621328
;^]

>>6621374

autism

/ˈɔːtJzəm/

noun
1.

(psychiatry) a developmental disorder whose symptoms include difficulty in responding conventionally to people and actions and limited use of communication


Hmmm... I'm ok with that

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>>6621409
:;:^^^^)))]]

wat athe fuck

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I hate gay chicks that are into retarded straight girl normie shit.
Fuck off, you get to be cool if you're gay. There isn't a guy to be intimidated by your actual interests. There isn't a low-bar-having-dude which, as a by product of asking nothing from you, encourages you to be boring.

Oh, you like Big Bang Theory and Kate Perry? COOOOOL!

>>6621732
do straight girls pretend to like katy perry for straight guys? cause I know straight guys and they aren't especially into that.

>>6621732
>retarded straight girl normie shit.
Like what?

>>6621768
Know that theory that men are funnier than women because they have to be? It's a similar theory that straight women don't generally have to develop any interests to fill their time, or impress men, because men don't give a shit, so they just kinda like whatever's popular.
Gay women generally are into something, in my experience, but I guess I could be seeing a small subset of gay women.

>>6621769
Like Katy Perry or Big Bang Theory. If you watch it/listen to it, fine I guess, but if it's your favorite, you're retarded.
There's no depth to that interest.

>>6621797
Can't believe I'm defending the heteros here but I'm p sure all that theory is bunk. People develop humor because laughter brings us and others joy and that shit feels good in itself. Straights of both genders like pop culture kinda equally. It's pop cause it's popular. If it weren't popular it'd be some other bullshit.

Also gay men like katy perry is more of a stereotype, and straight old folks for big bang theory. What does that say about any theory?

I feel like you're just finding shit to be angry about. Some people are gonna like things you don't like and those people are sometimes gonna be lesbians or straights. You can spin yourself in circles trying to come up with bullshit theories about why as it relates to gender/sexuality but it is still bullshit and useless was of anger.

>>6622022
Aight, but I'm still gonna be upset about it

>really like that abortion song from bojack
>i will never have an abortion
>bc + dykelyfe insures this

>>6622044
You're only upset about this cause it's a small stupid thing that you can understand and fully be angry about. You could use your anger in more important parts of your life or the world at large but that would require more work and understanding of larger and more complicated issues. It's easier for you to be angry about this bullshit and feel vindicated than spend time and effort being angry about important things that could use it.

So ya know. Know that about yourself.

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>>6622056
>me

>>6619696
I love kate. I would do anything for that girl.

>>6621797
>straight women don't generally have to develop any interests to fill their time, or impress men, because men don't give a shit,

It works both ways. Lesbians are more overweight than straight women, because women care less about their SOs weight.

>>6622098
You don't even know her

>>6622104
It's true. I caught a little chubb because I'm not working right now.

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>>6622117
But SHE knows my heart!

>>6622117
Still lub her tho.

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>>6622117

It's weird when someone you remember from way back when all they were doing was a small podcast suddenly gets pretty mainstream famous.

Like I feel like a proud mama but then she looks like picrelated and idk what to feel.

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If you're a real lesbian then why can't you just be your own gf?

Checkmate lesbians

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>>6622303
I'm high as fuck right now and this is breaking my heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuhrdq5jlQg

>>6622471
Because I'm a lesbian, not a person with DID.

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Who here /has a black gf/?

I would recommend it.

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>>6622702

>>6622702
I have had one. It was pretty great.

>>6622702
Honestly the only race I have qualms about dating. Just because I don't want to deal with weird racial tension or like, black lives matter political garbage.

>>6622702
I want an asian girlfriend, they are cute.

>>6622702
I developed a pretty big crush on a black girl once because she lightly touched my hand while talking to me during class. I thought it was a sign that she liked me, but it wasn't, just one of those small gestures that people do without realizing it, although for me it was like time stopped when she did it, since I'm hypersensitive to any kind of physical contact like that.

>>6622702
I'm very attracted to black women. I've only dated one. She accused me of being racist very early on in the relationship because I was worried that my car would get broken into in her neighborhood. Even though I told her I saw people breaking into a car when I was driving to pick her up, she still thought of me as a bigot.

>>6622702
I've spent too much time around Africans to ever really find them attractive. Friends, sure, but partners? Never.

Asian, Latina, Indian, even a qt Eskimo girl and I'll be happy, but not black, not even half black or one of the light-skinned ones.

>>6622702
is that you? you look like an idaho potato with eye slits

>>6622555
She hasn't even aged how long ago was this

>Dana Sculley

I don't get why this is a lesbian thing

Is everyone okay that I'm not gold star due to extreme self-closeting as a youth?

>>6623103
Yes

>>6622989
Weird, for me it's the opposite: my city is 90% white, so I'm mostly attracted to white people.

>>6623103
Of course. Lesbians that actually care about "muh gold star" need to fuck off tbqh

>>6623162
People can care about what the want to desu, it's really not any of your business.

>>6623478
you're allowed to care about what other people care about too

>>6622702
Has or own?

>>6623103
That's super common. I wouldn't worry about it. The more you try to repress the gay the stronger it becomes in the end most of the time.

>>6623103
I'm not ok with it. But then again, I'll never date you so w.e.

>>6623162
People have preferences ya dingus. Don't get triggered if someone has higher standards than you.

>>6623953
I dunno if I would say higher standards, arbitrarily different standards perhaps.

>>6623075
Bruh, if you didn't have a crush on Scully, you were straight.

I just wanted wanted to let you guys know that my gf has the best ass of all times. Now excuse me, i'll go touch it.

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>>6625105
pics

>>6625105
Yeah! Well my gf has best titties of all times!

>>6625105
I used to have a gf :(

>>6625287
No
>>6625288
I like ass fit and titties small
>>6625299
Poor you ): *hugz*

>>6625105
Yeah well my gf has the best penis of all time, be jelly fags

>>6625337
At least you make the distinction between fit and fat asses. Too many people go for any big ass and it's like, bro, that's a pile of fucking fat

>>6625105
I'll need to touch your gf's butt to compare it with all the other butts. Else it's all just speculation really

>>6625347
Absolutely disgusting and it's destroying everything pure and good in this world.
>>6625351
Fit female ass is a proof that a good lesbian goddess exists. Train your body and mind while dating qt's is the only way to serve her.

>>6625355
>Allowing others to touch the most precious lesbian natural resource, a girlfriend.

I keep having sex with my terrible bitchy boss.

I'm a total tool, she is a horrible person but she is so freaking pretty and I dig the assertive power tripping bitch act.

Ugggh.

>>6625619
Shut up and lick that bossy pussy with passions

>>6625619
hate sex is best sex desu

>>6625619
>complaining about having sex with hot lady
I can't even begin to understand this injustice.

>>6624288
No. Gold is high standard. That's the point.

>>6625664
Bruh, if I only sleep with people who're willing to eat a handful of garbage in front of me, I have an exclusive set of standards, but it's certainly not a 'high standard'.
Just because it triggers your autism, does not make it a bad thing, and this comes from a fucking gold star.

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reminder that all lesbians chose valor, no exceptions

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>>6625708
>Pokemon

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>>6625741
>not wanting to go pokemon hunting with your gf
>not wanting to meet qts while pokemon hunting

>>6625773
Unlike these Pokeidiots, I actually like the outdoors, for a number of reasons. I don't need a game to drag me out.
I can go on qt hikes regardless.

>>6625773
lmao like i'd want an autistic gf that plays pokemon.

like i'd be out looking for other autistic qts that play pokemon when i already had a gf.

have you ever dated an adult?

>>6625786
>>6625794
what's wrong with liking pokemon again?

>>6625796
do you like molesting children? are you a transbian per chance?

>>6625803
neither of that

okay i get it i'm autistic you all won, jesus

>>6625796
it's just autistic kek is just kekking out. how dare people enjoy things he can't enjoy. he acts this way about art or literature or love whenever these things get brought up. he can't understand them or basic human empathy.

>>6625708
I picked yellow for zapdos love plus red team was a bunch of little boys. I'm ok with it.

>>6625796
Nothing, I just think it's fucking stupid, and for PokemonGo specifically, if you like anything about the original games, the combat is shit. The only thing the game has going for it is basically a Snapchat filter, so fuck that as well.
You either need to be drug out of the house, or need to have a simplified game, and in that case you're retarded, or you're going to play an inferior game, and that's retarded.

Any kind of super fun walk you could have either won't have enough Pokemon around or won't get cell signal at all.

>>6625828
the fuck is a kekking. is that a sex act?

>>6625836
don't be mad just because i have a qt 3D AND 2D waifu =)

>>6625855
I'm not mad, I'm expressing my opinion, friend.
It just doesn't work for me on any level.

It's like getting all defensive, 'WHATS WRONG WITH SCOOTERS??? HUH???' when I wanna bike. Like, yeah, it rolls and gets me where I wanna go eventually, but fuck those things, they're not bikes.
It's not outside adventuring, and it's not a good video game at its core, so fuck it.

>>6625864
you seem like you're suffering from t-rage. are you sure you're in the right gen?

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>>6625873
>they don't like a thing I like, better call them a tranny

>>6625882
yup, definite t-rage. might just be one of those sissy femboys. doesn't have to be a tranny

>>6625912
I could imagine trannies must hate this kinda game that has more people out and about in sunlight. They're shut ins and all the "hurhur I GO OUT AND ENJOY NATURE" is some obvious internet posturing. I went out for daily runs and walks about before the game. Gonna do it during to cause it's a little fun thing. Gonna do it after.

Autists or ugly losers hate this game this much. Most others are either apathetic or find it fun enough. Some old fans worry it could effect the better future games but most accept it's just gonna bring more attention and money to make things better. Especially as they add new pokemon.

>>6625976
> I went out for daily runs and walks about before the game. Gonna do it during to cause it's a little fun thing. Gonna do it after.
Then you're not who I'm talking about. Forgive me, but I was out not too long ago with a pack of girls who're only there to play Pokemon, and it really let all the air out of the walk, stopping to fuck around with your phone every block and a half.
I'm not saying it can't be fun, but it's sad that it takes Pokemon to get people outside.


>Most others are either apathetic or find it fun enough.
I'd be apathetic if it didn't follow me around like AIDS. Sports are one of the most popular thing in the world, and yet I don't see or hear a single thing about them unless I go looking for it. Same can't be said about PokemonGo.
First it was Overwatch, now this.

>>6625999
No way is overwatch at this level. The local news station brings up pokemon go just as regularly as the local basketball team lately.

I still don't get it rustling you this bad. I go for a run and notice people at the park now more and it's kinda neat. They're pokemoning but it's not like they're in my way. And after when I swim they're definitely not in the pool with their phones.

I think people are too negative about this shit. It's cute little app some people like that has them interacting with each other more as games are supposed to. Shit's simple fun. Yet everyone has to focus on the most negative shit and waste their anger on it cause that's the fucked up kinda reporting and society we buy into.

You can't control that a game is in your newsfeed or gamers are outside now. You can only control your reaction to it. You're only angry because you choose to be.

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I may have started started this pokemon shitfest

posting tummy as an apology

>>6626039
why that and not tits

>>6626061
it's a blue board, i don't wanna get banned

and i heard lesgen likes tummies

>>6626078
cover nipples duh

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>>6626039
We played Pokemon all day today and now it is cuddly time.

Poke Bellies best bellies.

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>>6625796
Because digimon is better. Just look at angewomon, rosemon, sakuyamon, ladydevimon... pokemon can't compete.

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>>6626084
what's the point of that though

a moth landed on my shoulder when i took the shirt off, that's your fault btw

>>6625700
>comparing eating garbage to eating vagina
Lmao ok you're a fellow gold star "lesbian" ;^) kek it can't even properly lie on an anonymous Polish jet ski forum

>>6626039
Ex gf chan you created a new meme.

>>6625708
Mystic.

>>6626039
if you're a lesbian, how'd you get pregnant?

>>6626634
Same here

>>6619545
I can't find this video, help?

>>6626037
I don't know why you think it's takes any real effort to have a passing opinion on something.

>>6626421
Yeah, that's totally the comparison I'm making, autist.
Again, just because you're triggered does not make being a 'gold star' or not a high standard, in the same way that you'd consider intelligence a high standard to meet if you only dated super smart people.
You've assigned value to it, it's cool, I don't mind, but not everyone feels the same way.

So long as she knew what she was getting into, and wasn't just a straight girl trying to experiment by way of dating, instead of just asking me, I don't mind.

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If you ain't light, you ain't right.

>>6626806
How tall are you bb? "Thin is in but fat's where it's at."

>>6626783
>writes a long ass paragraph about nothing
Evidence suggests you're the triggered autist here, non gold trash. Get your damned cooties away from me.

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>>6626855
Shitposting isn't hard, senpai.
If you think it is, no wonder ya need a video game to get you to leave your house.

>>6626855
5'6.

>>6625773
>>Gf and I made it a thing when we have nights off together to go pokemon catching
>>We just hold hands and either drive or walk around chatting about stuff, get food and spend time together
>>See friends at pokestops and gyms and all message one another teasing about who has control of what gyms ect
We also do other fun stuff together, hikes, go to the beach, fishing, walks or long drives for no reason, so it's not like we didn't go outside before this. And I work a lot of hours a week outside in the heat, anyways so I could careless if we stayed inside for once.

>>6626862
Are you also getting upset about a mobile game? Godawful non golds. No fun allowed. May you never feel the touch of a woman.

>>6626874
Hot.

Do bisexual people count as gold star if they've never touched a man?

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>when she has freckles on her shoulders

My biggest weakness

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>>6627853
Gold star means untainted. A bishit could theoretically be gold star, and could throughout her life continue to be a gold star if she takes the higher route. But the bishit thoughts may still corrupt her being, so they will always be garbo in comparison to the true homosexual woman.

>>6627874
Pretty sure my girlfriend has freckles all over.

This cute queer-looking girl just yelled "oh my fuck, you're so hot!" at me on the street.
Definitely wearing more curve hugging dresses like this one in the future, my ego is temporarily on cloud nine.

>>6627935
Let's see this dress.

>>6625708
M y s t i c

>>6627912
There are parts of my pale-ass body that have never been exposed to sun that have no freckles.

Shoulders do, though.

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The other day a girl from my gym asked me if I wanted to go have a drink with her and I told her I wasn't old enough to drink and she was like oh okay and just sorta awkwardly left.

I've gone back everyday now and I haven't seen her again. I feel pretty stupid.

Also team valor.

>>6628092
Was she qt?

If you see her again and she's qt, you should get in there

>>6628121
She was really qt, I don't think I've seen her there before so hopefully she is new and will come back soon and it's not like a weird schedule thing where I'll never find her again unless I quit my job.

>>6628092
wow you dummy

>>6628092
Are you underage or is your country one of those in which you can only drink when you are 21?

And next time you could accept and just drink some orange juice

https://clyp.it/5mrtheos

1. Where are you right now and what are you wearing (no need to make it up, honesty is more fun)
2. What brought you here at this time? What inspired you to record?
3. Have you ever recorded audios for the thread before?
4. Have you ever posted an audio in here in which you reached orgasm? If so, did it excite you to come for us, knowing we were listening?
5. What are your kinks and Turn-ons? Etc.. Do you have a list?

>>6623162
you sound like a feels-entitled-to-sex dudebro.

discord inv is expired

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i just want to have sex with a girl that's way out of my league you guys. hookers have STDs and legal nevada hookers make you use dental dams. plus every inch of them has been drenched with cum. is there such a thing as a 10/10 with an uggo fetish?

>>6628092
So next time you see her just say "I hope you didn't think I was blowing you off the other day. Would you like to grab a cup of coffee somewhere?

>>6630254
>is there such a thing as a 10/10 with an uggo fetish?
there are 10/10s desperate enough to fuck uggos but they're usually crazy since if they weren't they wouldn't be 25yo desperate virgins and 10/10s at the same time

>>6627912
>garbo

What's wrong with Greta Garbo?

>>6626806

Your feet look fat, I'm cynical. Post legs and tumtum.

>>6630390
that's fine with me. they can have my blood to put in cooking, call me 10 times an hour all that jazz. crazy 10/10 cis girls hmu

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>>6626039

Are you cyclenazi anon ?

>>6626421

Yaaay

I created the -best- meme.

>>6630254
get rich, then find a poor, young 10/10

>>6630442
No. That's me.

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>>6630442
Shitpost fever; guess who's got the day off

In light of the DNC. How would you feel if you encountered a drunk Lena Dunham at a bar and she sexually harassed you?

>>6631202
I think she's kind of cute, Lord help me, so I'd let her do as she pleased.

Were you around the DNC last night? Lots of qt's around. Was pretty funny to see security cars and police escorting fancy ladies in heels and shit, mixed in with all us trash on South. They were there for a speech at the TLA. Just looked really out of place.
I've never felt more like a predator.

>>6631202
Lena Dunham is fucking disgusting. I'd be super mean to her until she went away and/or get security if that took too long.

>>6631229
You wouldn't want to have gross sex with her? Like, you both haven't taken a shower, and you've just been walking around the city, getting dirty and gritty, as she complains how hot she is and points out microagressions?
That lez scene she had with Katty-Perry-Look-Alike on Girls was a little sexy.

>>6631236
No. No I would not.

>>6631239
She's just a really fucking strangely shaped person. Like you can tell she'd have a cute face if she were skinny, but she's so flabby, and yet has no tits?
I wanna explore her body like the Mars Rover, just to see what's really going on there.

>>6631244
You can have sex with unfortunately-shaped fat chicks who aren't turbonarcissistic little shits, tho.

>>6631253
I would love to have a conversation with her. We'd have enough in common to make the inevitable arguments enjoyable. I wanna talk about feminism with her, and if we start to disagree, I'll just start pushing her head between my thighs......

Also, she's rice so we could buy nice beer.

>>6631258
>I wanna talk about feminism with her
Good lord.

>>6631262
I'm one of those stereotypical lesbians who finds feminism interesting. I don't think I'm cringey about it, though.
I was all about sucking the Amazing Atheist's dick back in high school and basically acted like a red pilled retard until like senior year because of my upbringing. Coming from that background tempers me.

>>6631276
I mean, finding feminism interesting is one thing. Wanting to talk to the most obnoxious faux-feminist in the world about it is another.

>>6631280
I wanna hate fuck her, though.

>>6631286
Yeah, see I've never understood hate-fucking. That just sounds awful all around. I exclusively want to have sex with people I like.

>>6631289
I don't know if I would be able to hate fuck someone I didn't find physically attractive, to be clear.
She's just strangely cute enough to make the cut.

I love that episode of Girls when they do coke and she ends up in that drug store with the shitty lighting in that yellow mesh shirt? Ugh, my trailer trash queen.
Why am I like this?

>>6631298
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm the odd man out on that particular preference. Hating someone would make them sexually unattractive to me, regardless of other factors.

...yeah, sounds like you've got a thing for trash, anon. Dunno what to tell you.

>>6631310
Please stop avatarfagging

>>6631314
Nope. I'm being autistic and you can't stop me!

>>6631319
Wow, she's even cuter out of costume

>>6631319
I didn't even realize girls could be as neckbeardy as you are. Assuming you're a girl that is.

>>6631332

legbeardy*

>>6631332
You have to stop replying. It's the only way. She responds to literally every response her posts get.

>>6631328
Right? A most glorious waifu.

>>6631332
The proper term is legbeard, anon.

>>6631336
I respond to posts that aren't directed at me too! There's no escape.

>>6631333
>>6631341
I associate "legbeard" with tumblr and radical feminism and steven universe and similar.

Neckbeard is like super hero stuff and hating on Lena Dunham and avatarfagging and "waifu."

>>6631365
>Neckbeard is like super hero stuff and hating on Lena Dunham and avatarfagging and "waifu."
Somehow I get the impression you reverse-engineered that definition.

>>>/global/rules/13

>>6631368
Unfortunately not. Neckbeards do tend to be Capeshit fans, hate Dunham, and polposting. Avataring doesn't really fit, but as you admitted, it IS an austist move. She's not even gay, or it'd be excusable.

>>6631373
You're right avatar fagging isn't necessarily associated with neckbeards, but it is associated with mtfs. Although granted it usually is anime avatars and not superhero tv show avatars.

>>6631372
>>>/global/rules/3

>>6631373
Well, regardless of your personal impressions, legbeard is the correct term for a female neckbeard.

Tfw you weren't paying attention and thought that people didn't want to fug Lena Headey. I was so confuse

>>6631384
I mean, maybe. Definitely more likely to fugg her than Lena Dunham. Little old for me tho.

>>6631165
I'm ok with trannies posting, as long as they are not the majority. I haven't seen more than 1 cis tummy and this is sad

>>6631383
Nah. They're gendered terms, but they're really describing two different things. They're almost opposites. A female neckbeard and a legbeard would not be into the same shit

>>6631384
No matter how popular Gane of Thrones gets, she'll always be Lu to me.
I want her to teach me how to yell at soccer.
:^(

>>6631393 Is >>6628092 not cis?
She and I make at least two. Wait till night time. Dunno if people get fearless staying up late, or the other side of the world are better partiers and they're just waking up, but postings better after dark.

>>6631399
>being considered the opposite of tumblr

>>6631422
Not a value judgement I was trying to make.
But, you do know the opposite of a tumblr addict would like a fedora wearing, alt right, retard, right?

>>6631425
>alt-right
>mfw

Nah, tumblr is too retarded to have its opposite also be retarded. Tumblr and the alt-right are two sides of the same coin. The opposite of tumblr is someone thoughtful and non-reactionary. And probably not that interested in politics.

>>6631443
Fair, but at that point you couldn't be a neckbeard, which is what we were debating/comparing it to.

>>6631458
I like that we've completely beaten this insult attempt into the ground. Good work team.

Second day on the job.
Period starts

Really nature! Really!

>>6631634
Your body is crying out for you to reproduce.

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>>6631634
Learn it, love it, lead a much more enjoyable life.

>>6631764
Seconded. It's the next best thing to a hysterectomy.

>>6631408
Ignore them, they're either super paranoid that everyone is trans so they think anyone without a Barbie waist is, or they are trans themselves and trying to shit up our cozy little gen on purpose.

>>6631650

Apparently my body has wanted me to reproduce since I was 12.

Nice job, body, you stupid pedophile.

>>6632001
Well, I mean, your body was 12 at the time too, so it's not THAT creepy.

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>>6632001
Nothing says 'childhood is over' when you're a young girl having her period for the fist time, and you see the boys still running around and tumbling with each other like little boys.
Got mine is fucking 5th grade.

>>6632043
>>6632001
I didn't get mine until 10th grade and I thought something was wrong with me.

>>6632043
>implying you can't run around and tumble with menstruating women

how awful

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>>6632125
It literally all came down to one moment.
Growing up, I exclusively played with the boys. We would play 'boys v girls', a jail-break type game, and no one ever questioned it when I was on the boys team. I also sat with them at the boys table during lunch. (Both are really fucking weird in hindsight, considering how conservative that school and my town are.)
Then one day we had a field trip to a farm, and all the boys were tackling each other in the hay, and when I tried to join in they said, 'You can't play with us. This is a boys game.'
It was literally never the same dynamic after that day. People were 'dating' then and shit after.

My core group of guys, I never lost and still hang out with today, but I lost 90% of my friends that day.
Fucking, dudes.

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>>6632167
I'll comfort you, anon.

>>6632204
T-thanks....
Really did suck, though. Our school ran K-6, then 7-12, so I had known these boys since fucking kindergarten.
That's ditching someone you've played with since you were FIVE YEARS OLD because of your dick.

>>6632080
I didn't get mine until halfway through 9th grade....I thought I was an XY woman, especially since I'm really fucking tall (5'10" is 99th percentile in murica)

>>6631383
Weren't you banned for evading and some other big crap?

I wouldn't preach when you aren't supposed to be bypassing a ban.

>>6632663
Nah I was banned because some mod thought a thread about trannies was "off-topic" which is hilarious.

If I were going to ban evade I wouldn't be stupid enough to do it obviously.

>>6632834
At this point, I'm fucking glad.

Female bikes are heavier, less structurally sound, and generally are sold at a higher price. ('Because women are a smaller market, we gotta jack up the price!')
The fact that there are 'male' bikes helps to sell 'female' bikes, and vis versa.

What they ought to do is always have diamond frames as the standard, and just make more variance in the size/proportions.
They can still make 'drop frames' for those with physical limitation. It only pisses me off more now that the 'drop' frames don't even drop enough to have their original purpose, which was to be able to keep the modesty of girls in skirts.

If I see a girl on a girl's bike, I know she's a sucker.

>>6632704
So then they were right and you probably are dodging a ban.
Jeeze

>friend is in first relationship with girl
>has a bunch of guys into bdsm hitting her up on insta
>talks about a dick pic she got from a guy
>doesn't get why this makes her girlfriend concerned/upset
>mfw I keep having to be her relationship counselor and therapist in general
>mfw I have no face

>>6632876
>riding a bike
Absolutetutetily disgusterididderino

>>6632301
I was within a few months of turning eighteen. I went from an aa to dd. Fast.

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>>6633230
It's fun, it's something easy to learn how to maintain mechanically, and it's a great way to stay in shape, senpai.

Just got out of work. Great workday. Surprise party for the staff.
>Tfw huddled up in corner fighting off the cramps

>>6631764
I'm to busy to be on my period. AGh! Annoyed with my body right now.

>>6631650
Those are those cup things. I've never seen one irl. But im ok with my period. Just irritated that it had to come now. I do a heavy kind of job and every time i flex. My flow lets out a " fuck you underwear "

>>6633323
Yeah, so try the cups, I'm serious.
Everyone is on board with the idea of tampons, but they're really skeptical of cups for some reason.

In my experience, they work infinitely better than tampons at keeping shit in during physical stress, and if you're working a job where you can't go to the bathroom after couple of hours to investigate, you have to change them less than a tampon. (Though I don't like to see how long I can go.) Like a tampon, you don't wanna wear nice underwear after inserting it first thing in the morning, but other than that, I've never had a leak.
Saves a lot of money, too. And no bleached cotton in your snatch giving you chick cancer.

And, if one the offchance you meet a girl that goes too fast, a tampon you see/feel right away, where the cup sits in you an inch or two.
You can have someone go to town on you down there on your period, and their fingers will come out clean. Can't say the same for tampons, and pads are fucking disgusting.

If anything, having the cup in there can make masturbation feel better.

>>6633359
Whhhhhhhhat? Do they sell them in California? I think i need to try this...
No wait. Two inches in? ... °~° how do you get it out? Does it have a string?

>>6633385
To be graphic, you kind fold it up and put it in past the lips of the cup. As you walk around, it'll kinda 'suck up' to where your body finds it most comfortable.
When you need to take it out, you just put your fingers in and feel for that nipple on the bottom there. Usually, I have to push a bit, but even if you have the shortest fingernails, you'll be able to get a grip on it and pull it out.
Once it's in, I don't really feel it at all unless I'm aroused.

>>6619545
When I saw the pic related I thought this was the MtF thread.

>>6622471
lesbian with dissociative disorder here
tried
didn't succeed

>>6633420
Wouldn't it be FtM thread?

>>6633442
Why would FTM's need vaginas?

>>6633406
How long are you supposed to have it in?
Do you know if they sell it out here?

>>6633434
>Dislocative disorder...

Story time!

>>6630254
Work and get that pussy overflowed with your money
I just realised this is actually what men usually go through

>>6633465
life is kill
/end

>>6633455
They say you can do up to 12, but I guess my average is around six hours on normal flow.
Usually I just dump it before I leave somewhere, I don't keep super track of them time now.

And, dunno. Mine's an Evacup I bought on Amazon.

>>6633480
No it isn't. And don't say that. I still lub you anon. Even though i am considered autist status.

>>6633489
I think i might try this. Tampon removal is gross. But i have to do it. This might be a better alternative.
Its called an eva cup?

>>6633493
Thank you, I feel warmer inside.
But actually I mean it's ok, it's just the disorder.
It's been kinda awful going through it but actually everything is getting better.

>>6633442
Yeah ctually it could also, but like it would be on a humorous tone this time

>>6633503
Trust. If i could give you happy i will do my best to make it possible. Im naturally a squishy person. Something very frowned upon in 4chan
"Hugs"

>>6633499
My brand was, generic search term would be 'menstrual cup'.
Cup isn't any more messy than a tampon, but even still, I don't care if I get blood on my hands if I'm my a sink. It's fine.

What's weird is that it has measuring lines on the inside, so you can see how much you bleed, I guess?
I always imagine some autistic girl like keeping track with charts and shit.

>>6633522
Esh. Why would you want to know. I just want to stop having to spend so much on underwear. That and finding the string on tampon is not exactly my favorite.

>>6633538
Buy a cup, problem solved.

>>6633447
No, FtMs are donating their vaginas.

>>6632933
It was a 3-day that was over weeks ago. Obviously.

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>>6632043
I had just turned 9 and had no idea what was happening because nobody thinks to have The Talk with girls that young.

>>6634556
>>6632043
I am suddenly very glad I was in an all-girl's school at the time with comprehensive sex ed.

>>6632876
I only wanted to lick it senpai. Female bikes only

>>6632167
shit, it was the same with me. Growing up I'd mostly hang with the boys, and they never treated me differently for being a girl, which was awesome.
Then in 7th grade, boys started to get obsessed with women and fucking, and suddenly I was put aside.
There was even a nasty guy in particular, he was repeating the year and only knew how to screw everyone's lives, who'd go around and shamelessly grope girls. Other boys happily followed suit and no girl dared to say a thing to the teachers.
That was also around the time I began to notice the differences in body development. Guys were suddenly a lot stronger, and girls were only getting "chubbier". I was a late bloomer so I still had a kid-like body.

It was terrible. It's like they were being granted super hero powers and using it for evil and I couldn't do squat about it because I was so tiny.

needless to say, I ended up developing a skin deep resentment towards guys for most of my early teen experience. I'm better now, but the scars are there.

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I just want a cute femme girl to dominate. Here's how I rank up.

pros
>experienced dom
>big tiddies
>will touch you inappropriately w/o consent
>will watch both western cartoons and animu together
>will play vidya with
>will tag-team shitpost threads with

cons
>short as fuck
>liberal as fuck
>a little chubby
>gross furry
>depression and self-hate ahoy
>super straight edge due to past associations

Sorry for the blog post. Have some cute animu girls kissing to make up for it.

>>6635908
would you have a problem with your gf drinking/or occasionally doing drugs? you lost me at furry either way but I'm curious.

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>>6635940
Casual/social drinking is fine. Everything else makes me uncomfortable, mostly because my parents are big abusers, and use drugs as a crutch to cope with their problems. It makes me a stick in the mud for a lot of people, but willing away the discomfort isn't possible.

To be fair, other furries creep me out too, so I don't blame you.

>>6635896
>>6632167
shit's fucked up, these stories are making me mad then sad

I'm flying out to Russia for a month. Please lend me all your gay strength, lesgen. Promise to think sinful gay thoughts while I'm at R Kelly/Narnia levels of being in the closet.

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today my dad said that if any of his kids turned out gay, he would be sad.
But not because of the gay, but because it pained him to think of his own kids living in a world that condemns those who live outside the norm.

>tfw
you're awesome dad.

meanwhile, mom would probably take a long while to accept that a girl can satisfy my needs in a way that no guy ever could and maybe roll her eyes if she saw me being lovey dovey with a girl..


>>6637073
what's the occasion?
>Promise to think sinful gay thoughts
already ahead anon!

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Some lady yelled at me for talking to her kids at the park while I was playing Pokemon with some friends.

I guess the news has made people super nutty over the pokemon go safety stuff.

Also how do strip clubs work? Do you just take singles or can you like, just give them a 20 at the end?

>>6637476
Damn girl I want to sleep on you

Lesbianism is a meme.
All "lesbians" are just bi man hating feminists.

>>6637512
I thought bisexuality was a meme. which is it?

>>6637476
That's because some strange adult was talking to her children you creep.

>>6637520
Did i stutter? Bisexuality is a thing, it's called being a sexual deviant.

>>6637512
>call yourself a lesbian
>use a dildo
>use a strapon
>date women who dress and behave like men

>>6637506
Sleep beside me, be my body pillow.

>>6637521
That is true.

Oh well, her kids were really gross.

Like I'm not sure how old they were but they had like food on their faces and smelled pretty rank even from like 15 feet away.

>>6637617
They are children and can't help themselves. You are an adult that behaves like a child.

I wonder if these pokemen are a part of the western brainwashing plan or a population control plan.

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>>6637545
>he thinks lesbian vaginas don't enjoy penetration

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>>6625803
"liking pokémon makes you a child molester"

dafuq?

>>6637319
Visiting friends and family. Went last summer and I think one of my childhood friends grew up to be a terrified secret lesbian. We didn't talk about it explicitly but she was nearly crying when she hugged me goodbye. I'm kind of excited to see her again because I really want her to feel okay about herself. I'm still a baby dyke but she's like a... fetus dyke. Or something.

Not looking forward to conversations with other people where they disparage The Gays and I have to walk the line between disagreeing but not being so riled up that people think I'm taking it personally. Blehhhh. Thank you in advance for your dirty mind!

>>6637787
If it makes you feel better, after two years my family still refers to my fiance as my "friend."

>>6637880

Just gal pals having a nice time

>>6637545
if you like men so much then you date 'em. fuck outta here.

>>6637755
If we ever invent time travel, the first thing I'm gonna do is go around in like 1945 and show them pictures like that and go "in 2015 this is how EVERYBODY DRESSES"

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When I talk in the phone everyone thinks i'm my little brother, even my parents
why me

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>>6638263
I thought it was just me this happened to...

>>6619545
>donate your vagina today
Can I donate my girltinkler instead? (^:

Kate McKinnon confirmed for gold star.

>>6638348

Yeah, confirmed since like forever. Congrats! You're no longer 10 years behind everyone else in Lesbian History(TM) Class.

Also, we had a pop quiz yesterday. You'll have to retake it. I hope you've read chapter 7 of Famous Lesbian Seagulls: 1900-1945.

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>>6638263
>>6638307
Me too gals

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>>6638700
good to know that i'm not alone

>picks up the phone
>hello, dad?
>ah, artur, wheres your mum
>eh, its me anon
>...

>>6638658
I didn't credit for her much before she got movie famous. She's a decent addition, but she's not all that there is - or even what I'm into.

>>6638892
I probably have one of the highest voices here. One of the highest ones in the discord.

>>6638907
Mine is low and kinda sultry. I like when we all talk in the discord.

>>6635908
Man I was like down with everything but the whole furry thing, sorry.

I'd let it slide if you're into cosplay and also a hidden furry.

Before I realized I was gay, I had always been a pillow princess for any girl that had interest in me.

And now I want to finally dabble with girls, but have zero experience doing anything since I've been a pillow princess from the start.

The feel when you're a lesbian and never touched a boob but have been banged several times by girls. UGH

>>6639088
*hidden fujo

>>6639097
Here's how the conversation will go

You: 'Hey, I've never actually done this before'
Her: [literally anything to get your face on her cunt]

No one's gonna care, if anything, they'll think it's neat.
Once you're close to doing anything new, you've pretty much sealed the deal with that person. They're not gonna pull out at the crucial moment.

>>6639088
What if I told you that I'm both of those things as well? I guess I should clarify that I'm a furry [spoiler]mostly nonsexually.[/spoiler] It's... complicated.

what if you're amab but have a semi functioning malformed uterus, no vagina, no real penis, just a clit with a pee hole on the underside and some sweaty flaps that look like someone didn't know to make labia or a ballsack and got bored halfway through deciding. what if you make your own estrogen, take low androgen blockers, get crampy bloaty bloodless periods, have only dated women, and people have thought you were either ftm, mtf, just a tall woman, a drag king, a teenage boy or butch depending on styling and hair length.

i kept dating butch women who play contact sports, or people who end up transitioning ftm, before i met my current gf who im marrying

am i welcome here because mtfg is crazy, like bitchy caricatures of women from 90s sitcoms. they drive the nice ones away.

>>6639304
like... cat ears furry or anthro furry?

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>>6639305
N0!

>>6639310
Oh, anthro furry, definitely.

I have a furry character. She's not so much a fursona as she is just a mascot, and she is NOT for sexual. I'd love to get a suit of her one day and wear it around cons, as she'd be a lot of fun. I get SFW art commissioned of her occasionally.

>>6638907
>>6639000
I'd like to talk with you girls, but my english a shit. Need to practice on this.

>>6639350
What language? I speak enough Spanish to make more money at work, and enough to get into trouble.

>>6639305
>bloodless periods

What is a period if not a blood river exploding from your stomach, anon?

Also, I bet you're what Rain Dove is.

>>6639320
Anita Bryant was a closet lesbian t b h

>>6639323
Post your furry character so I can decide if I can tolerate it or not.

If it's in the usual deranged western 90's cartoon style the answer is no by default but I'm curious.

>>6635908
You can be my waifu

>>6639412
I don't have an official reference of her yet though. I only have her colored into a free-to-use template, and a sort-of abstract icon I commissioned of her. Which would you prefer?

>>6639422

Whichever one you thinks looks best, I guess, I'm not artsy so I have no idea what either of those are.

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>>6639439
imgur.com/a/pRQIy

It means, the first image on here was colored in by me, not paid for. It's free lineart, like a digital coloring book image. The second image was paid for, and is a unique piece of artwork. If that makes sense.

>>6639417
T-thanks.

Posting more cute girls to contribute to the thread.

>>6639463

>collie
Aw, I had one once.

Hey, I'm genuinely interested. What attracts you to the furry thing? And why a collie of all the things you could choose?

>>6639323
would you say... dabble in cosplay for sex?

Just a thought...

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>>6639472
I love animals. I love talking animals. I love stories with animals in it, whether they're two or four-legged. So, I like having an animal character of my own, I guess.

As for the type, border collies are one of my favorite types of dogs. Nothing fancy, really. I currently have a border collie mix, and she's the sweetest old lady. I love her so much.

>>6639497
Uh... cosplay as in, fursuit, or cosplay as in, normal cosplay? It's a no for the first, and an, ehh, it depends, for the second.

Unless you count like, pet play and/or crossdressing and/or dressing up for kinky roleplay scenarios as cosplay, which then, hell fucking yes.

>>6639519
>pet play

I fucking knew this was the real reason you're a furry.

>>6639528
Pet play =/= furry, m8.

>>6639404
A monthly few days of cramps,bloating and mood swings,usually with a lot of binge eating and feeling horny or murder or cry. Worst thing about feeling horny is no sexual function and low sensation and I can only get off from indirect stimulation like slapping,spanking,biting and choking

Rain Dove is p cool but she has nicer boobs than me. She's also a lot taller and manly looking but she's pretty I think. Immediately thought she had some seriously fucked up hormones going on when I first saw her

>>6639519
Oh no, i mean like cosplay and role playing...

>>6639537
>she wants to be a pet in a sexual way
>she's a furry
>her fursona is of a creature that happens to be a common pet that she owns

Yeah, these seem like three totally coincidental and not at all connected things.

>>6639562
Believe what you want, I guess. I've met a lot of kinky people and a lot of furries, and the furries getting it on versus pet play tends to be focused on different interests. Pet play isn't really about wanting to be an animal so much as it is playing with dehumanized mind spaces and power dynamics. Also:

>she wants to be a pet in a sexual way

Citation needed. I'm a dom.

>>6639519
>I love animals. I love talking animals. I love stories with animals in it, whether they're two or four-legged.

Are you me?

>>6639580
>I'm a dom.

Oh.

Well, hello there.

>>6639519
I like that sailor moon has explicit lesbians, but I don't like the predatory lesbian assaulting straight girls trope.

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>>6639599
I thought my original post made it pretty clear.

>>6635908
>I just want a cute femme girl to dominate.
>experienced dom

>>6639594
That depends. Are you intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor?

>>6639614
>Usagi
>straight

Pick one and only one.

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>>6639621
You know it. But seriously, you're the only other person I've seen who enjoys talking animals for their own sake. Could you be any more perfect?

>>6639386
>>6639386
Portuguese, only us and some Africa irrelevant countries speak it.

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>>6639643
T-thanks.

I've met more than a few, but then again, I spent most of my childhood roleplaying technicolor wolves on the Internet, so.

I'll stop shitting up the thread with not explicitly gay content, but if you or anyone else wants to chat, my Skype is: supreme-meme-scream

This has been fun. Ciao Cis LesGen.

>>6639663
anime name

>>6639646
I know a few things in Afrikaans.
Hop in the discord, I'd love to hear your voice.

>>6635896
>It was terrible. It's like they were being granted super hero powers and using it for evil and I couldn't do squat about it because I was so tiny.

Wow, it's amazing how different that experience was for me. I think a lot of it comes down to attitudes during the time, and where you live, too.

When and where I grew up, girls were given huge amounts of preferential treatment, and guys not only didn't get away with anything, but also overwhelmingly took the blame for shit that girls were more often straight up responsible for.

That did change a little to varying degrees at each different school year, but our school staff pretty much stayed at SJW levels of overprotectiveness and preferential treatment of the girls, to the point that a lot were basically encouraged to take advantage and absolutely shit on the misfits amongst the guys more than you might usually notice, in highschool.

>>6634700
>comprehensive sex ed

I cannot even imagine what this is like.

In my school, "sex ed" was a single day where a pastor came and seperately talked with the girls and boys in the auditorium, telling the boys that girls were worthless to them and to god if they weren't virgins when they married, and telling the girls that they owed it to jesus, their future husbands, and their fathers not to "dirty" themselves by having more than one partner for life.

I remember one of the guys recorded the speech (with a tape recorder because lol 90's) and the pastor literally said that having sex with a girl who wasn't a virgin was exactly the same as having sex with all the other guys she'd had sex with before - because women are especially tainted by their sins.

Then they tried to sell us silver promise rings.

I am not joking.

>>6622702
I'm asian and i think I'm more attracted to asian women in general. Not sure what that means.

>>6639869
>having sex with a girl who wasn't a virgin was exactly the same as having sex with all the other guys she'd had sex with before

I actually went to a public school with a sort-of liberal sex ed, but we were still treated to this meme. To try to gross us out to prevent STDs, probably.

There was one STD apparently going around the school at that time, and innocent virgin me was just looking around shocked like "you. fucking. whooooressss."

>>6639904
>>6639869
I was always a liberal shithead, so when they came to preach abstinence only education, after they'd leave, I'd always start up the, what a bunch of bullshit, conversation. Everyone would go from scared to, oh yeah, those were scare tactics, why do I give a shit. Good stuff.

>>6639869
Me too! Catholic school ftw!

>>6635908
>furry
sorry, deal breaker

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bets lesgen

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>>6639896
I'm asian too but I don't really care for other asians much.

>>6639995
I'm not sure how britbongs take hand holding (lewd meter at max) between girls nowadays. Sophie Turner is great tho, probably not heterosexual considering how eager she is for Sansa to be lesbian. Magnificent for how she wants a sister incest sex scene with her and Arya.

>>6639995
>holding hands

Well clearly they're fucking.

>>6639869
in 5th grade they split the girls and boys up. We got a talk about periods and cramps and little pamphlets with uterus drawings and a very vague "only have sex when you're an adult and in love"

Kinda liked it cause I remember using the website linked to find out more about the whole puberty and body shit that kinda confused me cause my mom was very blunt but confusing on explaining shit. And she treated a period like a reason to lock me up for days away from my brothers. Plus taught me what bra sizes meant and lead me to other preteen girl books about how to be yourself and all that jazz.

I assume the boys talked about surprise erections. Idk.

Then in 8th grade there was a day where we all got together in the cafeteria as some christian-but-not-officially-religious-sponsered group came in talking about abstinence and how sex was like duct tape and the more you did it the worse you were and save yourself for marriage and we all got dinky little promise wrings no one wore.

By 8th grade kids were already having sex so those sluts were asking "YEAH BUT I ALREADY AM NOT A VIRGIN SO NOW WHAT" and they were just told to repent and god would make them a virgin again. Then some dude asked what if he'd been raped. Then some slut stood up saying she was already pregnant (she was). Then some other kids were saying they were gay so can they fuck and it not count.

We were just too ghetto and godless in public schooling.

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>>6640023
>>6640047
but?

>>6640053
"Ghetto and Godless" is an excellent title to an album.

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>>6640060
it's in black and white.

>>6640053
>sex was like duct tape and the more you did it the worse you were

Holy shit, yeah, I think they said something about duct tape with us too.

Like they didn't understand that vaginas are self cleaning, and that "sin" isn't a physical thing that exists and sticks to your cooch forever.

It was all really weirdly, specifically antagonistic towards women.

At the time I remember getting this feeling of "Okay, two thousand years ago when the human race was stupid and didn't know how anything actually worked, maybe this kind of hyper religious, woman-hating jackassery was the best they could come up with to make idiot peasants stop spreading STDs so much"

I don't even know how these ideas persist to these modern times, though. People seriously thought that women's bodies have a "way of shutting down" pregnancy from rape, and that if a girl got pregnant, then she actually wanted it, as little as like 50 years ago, and here and there in high profile instances in recent years, even.

In the google age, there really isn't any excuse, though.

>>6640114
I remember they played it less about sex by itself and more about love (cause you only have sex when in love). Like if you had sex and fell in love with a guy but broke up your heart and soul would be a little more damaged. Over time getting fucked and heartbroken would make it impossible for you to be in a long relationship.

But then some slutty girl asked something like "but I don't fall in love or want a relationship, I just wanna suck dick and be a single lawyer when I grow up".

And the lady told her she would never be happy like that. And slutty girl asked her if our principal was unhappy given she was a single old lady and lady just changed the subject.


How horribly ghetto kids would be in school used to bug me as a kid. But looking back shit was honestly funny and weird ghetto kids are better than quiet normal ones.

There were still those christian girls and boys. Never got those. The boys always seemed like nerds that were using abstinence as an excuse for not getting laid. The girls just judged the sluts while doing anal and sucking dick instead but were afraid to use a tampon.

I remember I used to tell boys I was waiting for sex/kiss until marriage/love as an excuse to not date. Then I just dated girls. And I told myself for a few years that I was only dating girls because I could kiss without expectations. Then when I got into touching and more fuckery I told myself it was just with girls because I didn't have to worry about getting pregnant and I had shit luck so if I tried it with a dude even with all the condoms I'd get pregnant.

Then I kissed a dude and it was all "oh nooo...i'm gay"

>>6640217
>The girls just judged the sluts while doing anal and sucking dick instead but were afraid to use a tampon.

Holy shit, this. I've never eyerolled harder than when girls slut shame other girls, because they're sluts too. Everyone's a slut. Everyone has sex. It's normal, but they gotta pretend to be above it. Drived me crazy.

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>all this christian bullshit sex-ed.

I mean we didnt exactly get much explicit sex-ed, but we studied reproduction in biology, and we had a couple of lessons in General Studies.
>"Okay girls, today we're going to learn about protection."
>and then we were given bananas and condoms
We straight up spent half a lesson putting condoms on bananas.
Then we talked about 'How to say no'. Maybe they expected us to all be too scared to say "nah piss off m8" if one of the guys from the boys school tried it on.
Either way, the only part of that I remember is one of the girls in my class asking
>"But Miss, what if I want to say yes without sounding like a slut?"
>"Yeah Miss, how do we do that?"
>teacher panics visibly
I cant even remember what her response was now, we were all too busy laughing ourselves half to death.
The headmistress came into our form room the next day to give us a little lecture about how those were important subjects and we shouldnt ignore them.
We totally ignored them though.

I never needed to put a condom on anything fter that, and half the girls in my class just got on the pill so they didnt need to bother.

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Well at least there's a bridge between us now that Blanche is female.

>>6640668
I had my first sex-ed when I was about 10, which in the first part included them putting on a shitty VHS for both the boys and girls. From what I can remember it included some traumatizing animations, and some pretty awful narrations.

After that they split up boys and girls, so we were stuck with our old, Christian teacher. At the time we were all a little confused why she was so nervous talking about the "girls parts"...

Turns out she was closeted and only came out after that class left primary school.

>>6640053
>>Be in 5th grade getting sex ed
>>Teacher: "We're going to talk about douching today."
>>A boy: "Can't they just use a turkey baster?"
>>Teachers face looks broken for a second, then turns and looks like she's wondering it herself for a second.
>>"N-no you can't."
>>I died laughing

>>6640737
>douching
Why would they have a segment on that? They just separated boys from girls and had us watch an old video with our nurse. I don't think it explained everything because I was still confused about what sex was. I went on thinking it was naked hugging.

>>6640760
They did seperate us for awhile but then they chose to have a "how to properly clean yourself" class together which was weird. I knew a LOT about sex at that age which is disturbing.

Well, I am only a week away from my wedding and following honeymoon. I am less nervous than I thought I would be, a good thing probably.

>>6640217
>single old lady

So she was a closet dyke :)

>>6640705
Did people not assume that? I mean the silhouette though...

A girl stood me up last night.

It hurt than I thought something like that would.

I'm kind of ashamed of how long I waited.

>>6642081
That's really shitty anon, I'm sorry.
Did she give any kind of reason or excuse?

>>6641370
Congratulations anon, don't have a heart attack at the ceremony

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>>6641566
I chose the one who clearly had the breasteses.

>>6640705
Is.. Is Blanche really a girl?

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>>6642480
Blanche is a female name. And the head of Niantic said at Comic-con that Blanche is female.

>>6642497
Who are those? Is that Pokémon?

>>6642504
The Pokemon Go leaders. Two of which are women. And it's the two largest groups that are technically rivals. Funny how that worked out.

>>6642521
That's cool. Is there any reason why people are shipping them besides the fact that they're rivals?

>>6642543
Well technically all three are rivals. It's just that most of the world's players are either Valor or Mystic. So Instinct is just kind of brushed aside and forgotten. Stereotype being that valor is over aggressive and obnoxious, mystic is bland and snooty. People like that Blanche is unamused and Candela is just a hot tomboy.

Follow me you bunch of lesbos:

>>6642753