Gaygen

>>6619894
where 2 cop a bf with butt like this?

>>6619894
HRT + squats for a better ass

>>6619907
At a gym is probably a good place to start.

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>tfw he says he misses your 'hot ass'

i knew all those hours spent squatting were worth it

>>6619914
bf told me my ass was too good to be a top. lol

>>6619912
>HRT
maybe trt

The biggest reason why most people have flat butts is because they sit in front of computer all day

>>6619958
sit on the couch for a loftier tush

>>6619894
If he squeezed my head between his thighs would it hurt?

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ive always wanted to try crushing a watermelon between my thighs

does anyone know how difficult it actually is IRL?

>>6620009
Yeah, it hurts a lot actually.

>>6619958
Sounds like bro science. Unless you mean because they're not active.

>>6620009
Probably not, unless he's a 10th level thigh master.

>>6620024
I think he meant not active, that said though since I started driving a car my ass has just left me. At the same time though, I don't work out at all so eh, who knows.

>>6620017
Use my head to find out :)

>army guy has seen me naked and is still talking to me about fooling around

On a scale from 1-10 how shitty would it be of me to have sex with a married man?

I told myself I would never do such a thing, but things may actually work out for once with this guy.

>>6620034
Get in the gym.
How are you going to get sloots without glutes? It's right there in the op m8.

>>6620042
Bah, I'm not paying money for that, I'll just go jogging or something, if I can be "arsed" hah oh my.

>>6620017
Depends how ripe the watermelon is, surely. An unripe watermelon? No chance, man. No chance.

>>6620040
Pretty shitty. You'd have to have no self-respect.

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rate fuzzy butt

>>6620059
1/10
there is no ass

>>6620040
10 being the worst
a 10
but have fun
>things may actually work out
hopefully you dont mean in a delusional relationship way

I recently started dating a boy for the first time, he's vers but bottomed so far because he knew i had no experience and wanted to go easy

Anyway, we had sex a few times and i found it really difficult. My dick isnt really all that sensitive because

L O W T E S T

So i found it hard to get off from sex. This time he kept hinting about wanting to finish and eventually i apologised and said i was just really bad at this. He disagreed, ended up finishing and i just pulled out. Now he's making comments like "maybe you're just a bottom, its okay" and "next time"

I know he's hinted a lot about it before but im a little scared. He's a lot more confident and commanding already, and always is the big spoon and makes the decisions, i'm a little worried im starting to come across as kind of a bitch, and i'm not ;-;

What do gaygen?

>>6620074
You told him its down to your low test or not? Just explain the situation to him, you're like it but you can't cum because of the test issue.

>>6620074
>L O W T E S T
>come across as kind of a bitch,
trt?

>>6620085
What?
>>6620084
I guess, to be honest i was happy just doing it for him because i dont get too much out of it. I just feel bad is all, its kind of an awkward discussion

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Speaking of glutes, this. This is what I needed in my life. I'm letting gravity stretch my legs. A month of this and I'll be able to touch my toes :)

vast majority of problems can be solved through communication
yet people opt to not communicate and instead to ask strangers for help

why is this

>>6620074
If you actually think you might have a hormone imbalance and have hypogonadism or something you might consult your GP. Otherwise, just be honest with him. Not much to be scared of in the long run though, try what you want to try.

>>6620105
How do you think we might solve this problem?

>>6620099
Nothing awkward about it really, you just have to tell him you've got low test. Don't make a deal out of it, just say that and play at it off as a fact. A lot of sex is in the mindset too though, so maybe before having this conversation just really hype yourself up to cum from it beforehand and really get yourself in the mood for it.

You'd be surprised what this can do, I know someone who couldn't cum from sex and he did the whole hyping up thing, he didn't last a minute next time he did before he came.

>>6620099
Testosterone replacement therapy.

>>6620104
What?

>>6620112
We can try corrupting your pokemon save file

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>>6620119
You leave my Pokemon out of this.

>>6620049
I guess so, I don't really have self-respect, but I don't want to be a bad person either.

>>6620069
I haven't been a twink in almost 5 years. I do look young though, so maybe that's what is interesting him.

>>6620072
I meant work out as in actually get to have sex with someone I'm attracted to.

>>6620118
>>6620112
Actually tried meds before, didnt really like it overall. I like how i am naturally.
>>6620113
How do i hype myself up?

>>6620133
look in the mirror and start making monkey sounds

great hype mechanic

>>6620123
never

>>6620123
Why aren't you leveling them up at the same rate?

>>6620129

Exactly what year and day and hour of that day did you become twunk

>>6620133
Just excite yourself over the thought of having sex with him, just get really aroused, make it your goal to cum in them. Its about getting in the mindset.

Also, if you have any kinks or fetishes, try to get those involved.

>>6620145
Bitch please. Don't tell me how to be a Pokemon master.

>>6620129
Well, it's undoubtedly not the right thing to do.

>>6620059
2/10

If you go out with me I will rate it higher

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>tfw no 6'4 bf

Why live ?

>>6620152

Uh hello I need this answered pls

>>6620059
>cellulite

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KR, be honest is this you in real life ?

How do you cope with a shit tier jawline? I cant even hide it behind a beard because I can only grow a moustache and a chin beard proper

Every time I shave I want to kill my self

>>6620215
Chew gum.

>>6620215
The answer to any personal image problem is to be rude to people online to make yourself feel better.

>>6620215

Damn, son. Suck it up and transition.

>>6620218

Isn't that like a complete myth though. If
It ain't I'm gonna go like buy five packs right now

>>6620209
Pretty much, but only if we don't have the tools and have to botch some shit together, which is often.

>>6620217
Literally what the fuck is that.

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>>6620220

>>6620234
>Pretty much

So qt

>>6620227
I don't know. I do know some people that chewed lots of gums have had to jaw surgery because they grew unever. So it definitely does something, you just can't focus on only one side. Then there's also those professional eaters who have huge massiters. It wouldn't hurt to give it a shot.

Either way getting plastic surgery isn't all that expensive if you're really that insecure about it.

>>6620241
Nah, I think this suits it better.

https://youtu.be/pEq8DBxm0J4

So I might have found myself one of them fag hags at work today.

I like making friends but I'm not sure

>>6620215
call up a nice surgeon you fuckin idiot

>>6620221
No one likes girls or trans girls with no jaw though.

>>6620258
>fag hag
never ever

>>6620257
>The smiths
Bit gay lad.

i wonder how many tops still fall for the most simple of illusion tricks that bottoms play

>>6620291
Hold up.

What?

>>6620307
bottoms be playan gayms n shit
trickin n foolin the toads

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>tfw you will never be a cool dude like KR

>>6620286
Eh, I just picked a random song off my suggestions.

Here's another for you~

https://youtu.be/ma3plqHb-4Y

>>6620313
What?

>that one retard who is so lonely he won't stop latching on to the nearest tripfag

>>6620334

Not true sometimes I also latch onto the nearest anon too.

>>6620337
wasn't talking to you, fucking retard

>>6620343

Wait then you were you talking to ?

>>6620328
>tfw saw KR naked
Jelly yet fags?

>>6620358

Yes

>>6620337
Latch onto dis.

>>6620350
Did you see your comment # in my comment anywhere bitch?

>>6620365

But I never had a face pic; also you don't seem like as cool of a dude like army or kr.

Rugby is also okay i guess.

>>6620332
You're being trick'd

>>6620374
Good choice

>>6620372
>cool of a dude
>army or kr
>Rugby is also okay
*VOMITS*

>>6620370

Well you did reply to this thread so in a way you are talking to everyone including me ?

>bitch

Why are you so hostile ? Whats wrong ? Is there something you want to talk about ?

>>6620382
bitch if you @ me one more time im bout to run up on your mom

and no, not everything is @ you or about you, fucking inbred whore

>>6620358
But is he cute?

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>>6620378
>*VOMITS*

Whats wrong with my taste in trip fags ? Also I can't understand what you are saying are you sure that you know how to greentext anon?

>>6620387
it's just how the jungle works
the weak get btfo by the strong, no matter the size difference

>>6620389
kr is the opposite of cute learn to use archives

>>6620379
Fake? Really now. I'm pretty sure I've been pretty freaking honest.

>>6620372
Really.

>>6620387

Wait I don't think that ever happened. Hitler and army were a thing lol ? Don't believe that.

>>6620398
Learn to read.

>>6620387
>Ill never forgive army for letting hitler blow him the fuck out as hard as he did without even a fight tbqh...
What happened? Is that why he doesn't post anymore?

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>Whats wrong with my taste in trip fags ?

>>6620386
>and no, not everything is @ you or about you, fucking inbred whore

I don't think its about me I just want to understand why you are so angry. Did something happen today maybe your bf dumped you or a guy on grindr rejected you ? It's okay you can talk about it here- this is a safe space ? You seem preoccupied with the term 'bitch' I am wondering where this aggression and anger towards women is coming from.

>>6620398
No, they weren't, Hitler just bullied him ceaselessly for days and eventually he left. It was quite brutal really.

>>6620404
Thank god for hitler though he's the only one who puts the cunts in their place

>>6620412

Thats a shame; I miss army; he was nice and made gaygen a better place.

>>6620408
excuse me? im the angry one when you're literally sitting there spouting memes? learn to fucking communicate like a fucking respectable human being for once in your fucking life bitch

smiths suck and morrissey is a fedora tipper

>>6620423
Hi Army!

>>6620187

Hello I'm just wondering the answer to this question k thx and have a blessed day

>>6620436
Hello, the answer is, please mind your own business. :)

>>6620430
What about simple minds?

They're banging.

>>6620423
He's probably better off away from here, anyone is.

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>feel really confident and good about myself
>post on/lgbt/ and /fit/
>pick up 3 new insecurities i didnt even know existed

i am now upset about:
1. how small my wrists are
2. cellulite
3. the colour of my nipples

Thanks guys!

>>6620455
The moral of the story is not to post pictures of yourself if you don't want people to be needlessly critical of you.

>>6620466
Basically. I guess you don't expect people to be honest when everyone around you is just being nice for the sake of not hurting your feelings.

What sort of diet should a bottom be looking at, especially when douching/enemas are concerned?
Also what sort of fiber is good and relevant, soluble, insoluble, or both?
I sort of missed this talk at gay school

>>6620472
I sort of missed when search engines around the world shut down and we had to rely on imageboards to answer basic questions.

>>6620371
Yup
>>6620389
Super cute, like the cutest.

>>6620466
Pretty much.

>>6620471
Yeah but sometimes someone being brutally honest is the kick you need to realise what you're like, whereas positive reinforcement of a negative issue will make you blind to it.

At the same time though, most people on here will look for a problem in anything.

Basically, just seek the honest opinions of real people.

>>6620489
Yeah totally agree, I value honest opinions quite a lot. It's why I've posted my image before on here. But, I don't do so expecting praise, I just expect some honesty about things I myself can't really notice due to a personal bias.
Sure there's constant negativity, but I would rather that over "you look great!" and nobody telling you that you have pasta stains on your chin or that your hair just doesn't fucking work.

>>6620454
It's not the 80s anymore, gramps

No one knows simple minds

>>6620513
Yeah pretty much, its good to get the honest general perception of your appearance from people. You'll never get that in real life, because there's no anonimity for people to hide behind, so they'll have to either be really nice to you or say something negative and cause an issue.

>>6620553
I wish it was, I could actually afford a Capri then.

My flatmate and his bf were fighting and the bf left him, flatmate is now crying in his room... What should I do. We don't know each other so well.

>>6620585
Should go try to help even if it's a little awkward, obviously. Even if you're not friends.

What are some fun stuff to do in the bedroom that is not a threesome?

>>6620585
Just ask if your flatemate is alright, and if there's anything they need just to talk to you or whatever.

Literally just offering a hand of support is a great thing.

>>6620599
Reading a good book.

>>6620581
I prefer Opel Manta

My uncle had a Manta when I was growing up, it was some import model that was technically illegal lol

>>6620493
Personally I just lack the wherewithal to find anywhere else where I can desperately seek the slightest attention.

>>6620599
How about a onesome?

>>6620599

putting buzzy things up each others butt
wrestling to see who tops
toys like dildos, cock rings, etc
lil bit of ropeplay/BDSM
a LOT of ropeplay/BDSM
obviously mix up your positions + stuff
harnesses or other dressup
roleplay

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>tfw I want the next SW movie to have a gay stormtrooper for self-insert purposes

>>6619894
Is it true that ugly gay guys are more desperate to please in the bedroom? Asking for reasons.

>>6620489
How come anon gets nudes, and I don't? >>6620585
This>>6620605

>>6620607
Yeah I like the manta a lot, but they're so rare here, I don't think I've ever seen one for sale. I don't actively check for those though, I suspect parts will be hard to get.

The Capri sold like wildfire, so there are loads of parts about, plus they share a lot with escorts and cortinas of the time.

The prices suck though, I can get one for about £3000 but it will be a pile of shit and probably the 1.6 engine. I wouldn't bother to buy one unless its the 3.0, the 1.6 and 2.0 would be too dull to drive I think.

I like the 2.8 injection models too, but they are even more expensive and with it being basically the first mass produced injection vehicle they have a lot of weird issues and hard to source bits.

I just want something RWD for my next car, so I'm considering some BMW or an MX5 really.

>>6620666
What do you drive right now anyway?

>>6620599
cuddling
kissing
holding hands

if you're feeling really adventurous, dance waltz or tango with him.

>>6620585
walk into his room naked and then fuck him

>>6620656
There's probably a correlation.

>>6620690
How ugly do they need to be before they start doing... strange stuff?

>>6620656
Yeah but not with literally anyone.

>>6620674
1.0 Micra :3

I've fucked it though, done 20,000 miles in about 8 months. Whole suspension is gone, every bush has died, clutch bearing exploded but somehow still works.

Just not worth fixing, I'll drive it until I get my one years no claim then scrap it.

>>6620666
if money is a problem, just buy a Volkswagen

they're reliable and parts are cheap

>>6620696
Presumably how it would work is that people who are insecure are more desperate, and people who are unattractive are more insecure. So what you would really want is someone who was insecure enough, rather than someone who was unattractive enough.

>>6620702
>Micra
My auntie had one of them, you can't kill them easily.

>>6620710
Got it. Thanks.

>>6620715
How strange stuff did you even have in mind?

>>6620725
You posted this before and I still don't care, man.

My boyfriend's boyfriend is coming over and I have to cook for him even though we already ate şmh

This thread lacks glutes. Here are mine from the side
>>6619960

>>6620706
Well I'm just trying to buy a classic car on the cheap, which is a pretty bad idea. Any car from the 90s onwards can be had for like a few hundred pounds really, I got the Micra for £300.

I was considering getting a Lupo because I like little cars, they're quite cheap too but I dunno, I'm really drawn to some big assed V6 powered thing right now.

>>6620714
Yeah its a really brilliant little car really, if not for the suspension dying I'd probably keep it, but the parts cost is the same price as another car... So I'd rather just get something new and scrap this, I'll be happy to know its gone to pick-a-part, I'm there often and I'd get to see it again and see which bits get taken to keep other Micra's on the road :3

The engine is in perfect condition after all its been through with me, I think any other car would have died now honestly. 20,000 miles of racing and delivering is very harsh.

>>6620710
Hence why orphans are perfect 2bh

>>6620744
Weren't you read for filth yesterday about being a ridiculous whore? Give it a rest

>>6620758
>posting nudes online
YOU'RE A WHORE

>>6620768
>IT'S LITERALLY OKAY WHEN SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT

>>6620744
Mine are also I'm that thread. Lol

So I only think with my legs now

>that poor tripfag who tags along to everything as if anyone cares

>>6620757
There are plenty enough desperate, insecure people online without victimizing orphans. Spread some of that victimizing around.

>>6620744
Sit on my face you whore.

>>6620756
Small cars aren't my favourite, but I'm fine with them since I'm pretty small and can fit in the back of them easily.

>>6620779
The hank hill ass I presume?

>>6620795
Don't start what you can't finish anon

>>6620791
Nah tbqh orphans are dreamy

>>6620710
Insecure uggo here.
I can confirm I would do almost anything, if the guy was cute.

>>6620808
>Insecure uggo here.
We know

>>6620806
Orphans aren't any more attractive or unattractive than anyone else. Unless you think being attractive correlates with a higher chance of your parents dying untimely.

>>6620808
Yeah, self-respect is for chumps anyway.

>>6620804
I thought it was getting better. ;_;

>>6620815

The "hot" trips here are below average vendor trash. The standards are tiny here

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>>6620756
You manage to wreck the suspension after just 20 000 miles?

>>6620822
>attractive correlates with a higher chance of your parents dying untimely.
That's what superhero movies taught me.

>>6620815
Don't you forget it.

>>6620822
>Orphans aren't any more attractive or unattractive than anyone else. Unless you think being attractive correlates with a higher chance of your parents dying untimely.
Maybe I do indeed

>>6620825
Idk which one it is. I was joking. Send me pics of it in skype

>>6620828
Obviously. Not that I care about the trips either they seem to be even more mentally fucked than the average anon.

>>6620804
>Don't start what you can't finish anon
What's that supposed to mean?

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>>6620837
Me irl and kindly fuck right off

>>6620832
Not that anon, but:
>racing

learn to read what people say

>>6620854
Is this Allison Harvard?
I'm still mad she was robbed twice.

>>6620837
Ahh he won't, he'll go "I'm ugly so I know ugly people" or some shit. In reality he just wants to piss on people's parades
They're are hot trips, but just unflattering pictures

>>6620862
No that's me

>>6620863
Why are you talking to yourself?

>>6620832
Yeah, I delibertaly slam it over speed bumps and up kerbs for fun, and drive down unpaved roads as fast as I can.

If also managed to actually jump it twice now, shortly after that the squeaks and rattles started.

>>6620800
That almost seems like some sort of nudge towards being lewd in a car anon.

>>6620879
ugly trannies head to /mtfgen/

>>6620869
I like the (you)'s
>>6620870
Yeah it totally is, he wants to threeway In your micra

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>>6620879
Taylor Lautner is obtainable for gals like us now

>>6620879
If you're Mexican, why are you white here?

>>6620870
what if it was?

>>6620892
Gross he's only 5'9"

>>6620892
jesus christ who slaughtered taylor and replaced him with a tanned seth rogan

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>>6620898
5'9 is kawaii though.

>>6620897
>all memes aside
>>6620879
>all memes aside

*yawns*

>>6620906
I don't fuck with anyone under 6'2"

>>6620898
I'm 4"8 so it's cool

>>6620908
I know, the maki is strong tbqh

>>6620896
Well, its out of the question, its too small in there.

>>6620889
You were correct.

>>6620906
Literally only if he's an aggressive top

Thought it was just going to be a regular date, turns out he was scouting me for a threesome with his boyfriend

you just never know these days

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>>6620870
>I delibertaly slam it over speed bumps and up kerbs for fun, and drive down unpaved roads as fast as I can.
I hope you lose your license and go to a prison for the rest of your life to be raped by niggers every day

>>6620940
Nah, the trick is you do it all at 30mph.

>>6620945
Jesus no wonder you've killed the suspension.

Would you spend money on a ticket and go see a band you don't like if it means going with a crush?

I legitimately don't remember how to not be submissive.. uhhh this gay thing ain't no joke yall

>>6620958
People go to concerts for the music?

>>6620958
Probably.

>>6620945
>killing people is okay if you run them over slowly
I hope that your local prison frees some niggers to violently rape you right now

>>6620958
depends how much
and depends if he's also into me
and also depends on if we're doing anything other than going to a concert

>>6620918
Since I got it right, I get to be the third right?

>>6620973
40 bucks to see a hype beast band past its prime

He asked you if you wanna go and made indication anyone else would come along

I don't know

>>6618295

I'm actually straight, but I would rather be gay. Sometimes I wish I was gay.

>>6620970
Doing the speed limit kills people? Fuck me, they should really do something about that. No really, do you genuinely believe I've ever done it when it would have put someone's life in danger?

Have a good think about this one.

>>6620838
Inna bit sure.

>>6620917
Pics? Short guys are the best.

>>6620980
that isnt too bad i guess just as long as there are drinks after or some shit
paying 40 bucks to listen to ok music around your crush with it leading nowhere is a no from me

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/07/25/pokemon-go-players-are-heading-to-gay-saunas-and-sex-clubs-to-pick-up-pokeballs/

>>6620917
>4'8
And i thought being 5'6 was small.

>>6620992
Who is she though>>6620994

>>6620997
word

>>6620993
>http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/07/25/pokemon-go-players-are-heading-to-gay-saunas-and-sex-clubs-to-pick-up-pokeballs/
so THATS what club Z is?
lmfao

So, who's feeling upset and frustrated today?

>>6620994
>>6620985

Jeez guys I'm kidding. 4"8 is medically dwarfism.

I AM 5"8.5 which is shorter and tiny in the gay world

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>>6620981
The fuck is wrong with you. Why would you rather be straight?

Meanwhile:
>find qt on grindr
>start hitting it off
>same interests
>goes to the same school
>suddenly stops talking to you

>>6621006
More frustrated. Just can't seem to find the 'motivation' to read anymore.

>>6620977
I guess, I'm basically asexual right now though, so don't get excited.

>>6621007
Was wondering for a second there desu. my height isn't super small considering the country i live in isn't tall.

>>6621008

I wouldn't, though. I would rather be gay, but I turned out straight.

>>6621024
That's what I meant.

>>6621016
I hear ya. Not much reason to do anything anymore really.

>>6621021
>meet guy
>week later he becomes basically asexual
Well shit, I guess gg was right (jk)

>>6620983
>I'm so cool I drive dangerously
>Oh no, people call me out on it, of course I never have done no such thing

And yeah
>do you genuinely believe I've ever done it when it would have put someone's life in danger?
Yes, I do. You're one of the dumb fucks who never realise the consequences of reckless driving until you lose someone you love because of it.

>>6621023

I'm Dinarid, one of the tallest branches of humans, my mom is 5'10 my grandpa on her side was 6'10.

My dad and his pappy plateau at 5"6

>>6621041
I can find the attention span to take care of myself more, get into yoga, research healthier eating habits, even fucking shitpost endlessly but when it comes to opening up a book whether it's to study or just read for fun, I can't do it.
Can't seem to figure out why either.

>>6621042
lmao

>>6621052
I live in Scotland were anyone over 6'3 is rare. Though i do know a Frisian guy that towers over everyone at 6'7.

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>>6620104

This is like, a great idea if you want to stretch but are lazy, and only care about stretching your legs ( because you're a slut )

>>6620104

The pic is sideways.

Can you jelq your legs?

>>6621088
with jelqing, anything is possible

>>6621077
Why did this gif really scare me

>>6621042
Nah, been this way for ages. I don't know if asexual is the term for it to be honest, I'm just really not that bothered by sex anymore. Basically, I don't get excited for it like I used to, I'd rather just spend time with someone.

>>6621044
Oh yeah, because seeing people die in motorcycle accidents and car accidents before never made me realise what mortality is.

I'm fully aware of what a ton of steel hitting someone at speed does, I don't drive like a twat constantly, I just do stupid stuff when its safe to do it. As to what quantifies "safe" is irrelivent too because I couldn't really give you a vivid picture of it.

There's no point in us arguing this matter though, you've not seen where I drive or how I drive, so neither of us can actually come to a conclusion.

>>6621096
Because it makes you face the fact you'll be a old frail man?

>>6621056
Doesn't sound particularly frustrating really.

>>6621038

I like the idea of bottoming and being submissive. I don't have any interest in penetrating. I think guys are hotter than girls (but I'm not attracted to them). I also like men's attitudes more than women's.

People usually say, "just get a girl to peg you". It doesn't feel like it would be the same. It's fake and I feel like I would be compensating for real sex with a man.

It's probably something I'll grow out of once I get a job and make friends.

>>6621107
Phew
See its not me guys! Lol
I kinda get you, I get in that state every now and again

>>6621123
You're right.

>>6621142
comedy genius

>>6621150

What do you mean?

>>6621171
>comedy genius

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what did you eat today?

>>6621144
Well. Just me then I guess.

>>6621178

I don't understand.

>>6621107
>you've not seen where I drive or how I drive
Ah yes, the age old "you dont know me so dont judge me" defense.

I really hope you do crash. Dumb people never learn without first hand experience.

>>6621220
You should really be hoping he crashes into a tree on some empty road and doesn't endanger anyone else 2bh

>>6621107
So like, your like homoromantic or just want friends to hang about?
Just curious

>>6621225
Yeah I hope he crashes into a tree and gets brain damage that prevents him from driving

>>6621179
>eating

I spent 40 dollars on yugioh cards and I had to make a choice

>>6621260
Good work.

>>6621260
What did you get

>>6621270
I rounded up my raidraptors with 2 force strixes and and some miscellaneous splashable rank 4s

>>6621279
Those are some bonefide nerd words right there.

>>6621293

I'm seaux dorky xD

>>6621308
That's what I'm sayin.

>>6621260
I wish I could play Yugioh.
I tried to learn but I'm too dumb.
I even bought some Harpie cards.

>>6621142
>It's probably something I'll grow out of once I get a job and make friends.
Once you have a job, you'll have money and be commuting every day, which is how you'll end up "stumbling across" a gay sauna

>>6621335
My other deck is comprised of musical anime girls and is super easy to play. They wanted older deck types to be relevant again

>>6621362
Too big for how he's using it

>>6621389
I think you personally, who obsessively post this kind of crap probably shouldn't be accusing other of social developmental problems. Just sayin.

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>>6620649
>tfw I want the next SW movie to have a gay stormtrooper for oscar isaac gay sex scene purposes

>>6621394
Melodious? I wanted to try those out but /dng/ said Harpies were better. This was a while back though.
I like Harpies more anyways.

>>6621445
He's getting BBC'd unfortunately.

>tfw will never get to fuck kaiba

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>>6621006
Here here. My Bootmgr is missing and I can't seem to find it.

>>6621521
first you'll want to delete system 32

ezra as flash is the cutest 2bh

>>6621521
Time to reinstall Windows I guess. My frustration and upsetment totally beats yours though.

>>6621537
That was the first thing I did.
>>6621543
Did that too. Is this a lonely and sexually frustrated sorta thing you're going through or something else you wish not to divulge?

>>6621550
You reinstalled Windows and you still have a Windows-booting error? RIP.

And nothing happens in my life, for most of a decade now, so it's clearly the same shit I'm whining about as always.

>>6621550
you tried the bootrec commands with your win repair disk yah?

Guys really gotta stop shaving off the entirety of their pubes 2bh

>>6621499
apparently finn is canonically not gay

>>6621557
Oh. Well maybe play a game or two to escape the frustration for a while.
>>6621565
Yup. bootrec/fixboot and all that other jazz. My googlefu is tired and my conclusion is maybe it's my motherboard. But in the bios it detects my drivers, but when I go to install win they're not available. Win installs fine on my hard drive on a different pc, so the driver is fine. It's late now, so I'm taking a break from it.

>>6621495

Yeah Melodious. They're super cheap to make in person and fun to play but they don't even register on the tourneyfag scale.

The "in" thing right now is to revive popular classics like Blue Eyes and Herpes so they tend to be really popular and powerful whenever they release

>>6621359

Okay.

>>6621445
I thought that was Kenny Hotz from the thumbnail.

>>6621607
Have they come out with any new Harpies lately? Last new Harpie I remember was Harpist.

I also really like Toons, but they're way too expensive.

>>6621596
I've been trying that for about most of a decade now. These things really get you down after a while.

Besides, all I have to play is this stupid Pokemon game. And my Kadabra didn't learn psibeam so fuck everything.

>>6621659
I don't remember. I'd check but I'm on my phone and basically any wiki sends my phone into virus porn phishing pop ups

>>6621667
can you not run emulators on your computer?

What does Gaygen think of Slyus?

>>6621698
/lgbt/ is not the place for furry discussion
>>>/b/

>>6621741
You have to continually look at your interactions with others and asses if you're being sufficiently nice or not
There's not some magic switch you can flick to "nice"

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>>6621698
>Slyus
I googled and the first result was some fur artist, so I must assume that's what you're talking about? Looks like crap.

>>6621755
>switch you can flick to "nice"
I do this and it's worked out fine.

How do I get a boyfriend?

>>6621786
by being my bf

How do I stop liking chubby guys?

It's shameful.

>>6621832
Why would it be shameful. I mean, unless you're also into eating fetishes or seriously morbidly obese "chub"

>>6621853
Cause people assume you're either insecure and settling or a huge fucking size queen, when I just want to pound down a chubby ass. Fuck I hate people sometimes.

what if youre so pretty you cant not be a trap. are you gay then, or are you just narcissus?

>>6621799
Okay. What happens now?

>>6621864
Yeah but people always assume shit, why do you let that run your life?

>>6621879
rly mak u tink

He went away, and it will soon be over. I know it will.

It hurts right now but it will stop hurting eventually. I will stop missing him.
I hate that and wish there was a way to keep this feeling alive, but I there isn't, because time is an unforgiving motherfucker.

>>6622171
ok its been years already get over robin williams' death

Making money instead of taking out thousands of dollars in student loan debt is so weird its like

what do people even do with money? idk

>>6622314

Who says I haven't desu

>>6622304

The normal guy usually has a wife and children by the time he's in his late 20s. He spends it on them. Gays...being the selfish pricks they are, spend it on clothes, food, and looking forever young?

>>6622324

Ok so what kind of clothes should I spend it on? I bought a couple cute kinda gay shirts from banana republic

>>6622304
Could always give it to your ol' pal me. I mean, I was planning on dying in a gutter in however many years time, but with some money I could get a cardboard box and a sharp stick and some boxes of instant noodles and live under one of those canal bridges.

Or save it up for prudent investments. Could do that too.

>>6622419

Prudent investments sounds lame. Maybe I should buy drugs

new thread:
>>6622479
>>6622479
>>6622479

>>6622469
You don't want to own your own super-house with a swimming pool and cool-looking sprinkler system? Cmon now. All the drugs in the world aren't worth half as much as a swimming pool.

Is a geeky twinkish Brazilian bf with a slight accent who is shy but social to much to ask for or does god hate me?

>>6622336
>what kind of clothes should I spend it on

hard to say since I don't know what you look like

I always wear colored clothes that match my eyes or make them pop out more

>>6622498
That's quite a specific kind of person, so I would say that's quite a lot to ask for.

Let's see, you've got 200 million people in Brazil, maybe one in twenty is gay, maybe one in ten is geeky, maybe one in ten speaks the kind of English that you want, maybe one in ten is shy by social. So you're looking at one of specifically 10,000 individuals to leave Brazil and to meet you, wherever you are.

You think maybe you should broaden your horizons a little?

>>6622546
>maybe one in ten is geeky, maybe one in ten speaks the kind of English that you want, maybe one in ten is shy by social
well yeah for the general demographic maybe

but within geeky there is probably a higher prevalence of english speaking as most "geek stuff" is in english, including most of the internet. Within geeky there would probably also be a higher prevalence of shy

still a very specific person but the odds are at least better than at first glance

>>6622584
Nah dude, my maths there is exact. Those are the exact statistics. You're looking at precisely 10,000 people fitting the bill.

>>6620334
kek

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What the fuck is wrong with me

I'm a guy who is having gay thoughts a lot, thought I was straight before now probably bi atleast or gay. Every time I think about gay stuff I feel fucking sick. I don't care about being gay or if I really was I am happy to accept it, but I can't shake this sickening feeling. I just know it's not fucking natural, its not natural to want to have a dick in your ass. That's not what it's designed for.

Playing with toys in my butt feels so fucking good but the second I come I feel so fucking horrible. Like I almost want to kill myself. I panic that I'm ruining my anus every fucking time, I spent the next 3 or 4 hours after it swearing I'll never do it again, and decide to throw my toys out. The only thing that stops me is I've already done it several times and I hate having to rebuy them. I pace up and down my house thinking how I'm going to explain to my family and friends how I need to shit out of bag out of my stomach now because I was doing gay shit and ruined my anus.

I'm not religious at all and have never been brought up religiious but every time I do gay shit and feel horrible I feel like god or nature is punishing me.

I just know it's not natural to feel this way.

>>6624339
I-is that possible?

>>6624339

T H E R A P Y

>>6624796
He posted that in the new thread. Which we have all been posting in. Why did you bump this, you dumbshit?