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GNU/CHAIR edition
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▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
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>>6603750
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>>6605044
title in name field, good fuckup
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>>6605051
i realised just then ;_;
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I don't get why people start transition when:
>They have linebacker shoulders
>They have huge skeletons
>They're 5'10"+
>They're over 25+ when they start HRT
>They have fucked facial features like square jaw
And then they complain about it.
HRT doesn't fix everything you fucking mongs, don't cry about it when you don't do your fucking research first.
It pisses me the fuck off when people think HRT magically removes all of your unchangeable masculine features.
Grow up. You knew what you were getting into. If you can't handle it you should have just stayed men.
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My feetses are woman's size 10 (US). Is too big?
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>>6605070
Mine are around the same size. Theres some things you can wear and some things you cant.
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>>6605067
>They're 5'10+
lmao
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>tfw u went from windows to Ubuntu to arch to bsd to debian to to bsd and now ur back on windows because you stopped caring completely
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>>6605070
mine are a 12-13 so ur fine but it depends on the brand really
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>>6605075
>tfw I'm 5'11
I-I guess I'll go do my trans duty and kill myself.
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>>6605067
i fell for the underage means a ok meme.
>>6605076
that's why i'm using gnome rn.
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>>6605084
Hey I'm 5'11" and I'm not gonna kill myself
yet
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>>6605076
Sounds complicated, why don't you just get a Mac?
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id like to meet someone and fall in love
now accepting applications for said person
i know im unlovable but its worth a shot :)
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>>6605076
The fucking botnet is everywhere anyways. All that non-free JavaScript... ;-;
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>>6605079
>Yeah I guess but could they just shut up about their Shamwow snowflake gender identity?
I guess it's off topic, but it sure beats "DA NAZIS WAS GOOD" or "TRUMP IS DA EVIL" or "DONT VOTE FOR LIZARD WOMAN" or even worse just general cattyness between mtfs.
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>>6605075
guess I'll stick to wearing flats
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>>6605087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQM5fU7V-MM
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>>6605067
>18 inches
>i dunno im 6'2 so probably
>6'2
>20
>dunno maybe
should i kill myself
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>>6605076
>tfw you installed debian for a joke
>tfw three-four years later you cbf going back
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>>6605096
same
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>>6605099
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hi
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>>6605094
I'd rather talk about nazis than about special snowflakes. But maybe that's just me.
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>>6605099
>murderer/piss fetishist uses KDE
makes sense
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>>6605107
Hullo
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>tfw you fell for the business meme and don't get to make CS jokes with the other trannies
Feels bad.
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im drunk?
Ama?
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>>6605070
>tfw women's size 13
>tfw what little does exist in my size is either hideous or costs well over $100.
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>>6605115
i will pay for your cs degree
as a tranny it is your birth right to become a smelly code monkey
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>>6605118
How did you find the right thread?
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>>6605118
are you drunk?
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>>6605112
>always ends up being shit flinging
makes me sad tbdesu
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>>6605115
>tfw you know just enough about computers to shitpost but not have any practical skills
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>>6605118
does a set of all sets contain itself?
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>>6605117
Basically it means you don't identify as a boy or a girl. You just want attention.
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>>6605130
HOLY FUCK
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>>6605112
>>tfw fear of high heels because of that xray of that woman's foot
What xray?
And am I seriously the only one that didn't really have a lot of problems with heels? The first time I ever put on a heel I was walking with some confidence after maybe five minutes or wobbling about and for the most part there were no accidents. I guess having experienced that I'm just somewhat annoyed at the meme that every cis girl that puts on heels the first time (in media) has to make a great big show of how uncomfortable heels are and how difficult to walk in them is. It really isn't, you just have to adjust the way you walk somewhat and realize you can't step on every single surface.
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>>6605128
huh, it turns out that you are me
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>>6605123
But I don't have time for that, I'm busy trying to figure out how to sell dildos or something.
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>>6605118
When's the last time you had sex?
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>>6605130
Yes, infinitely recursively so.
For example, if you have a simulation of the universe down to the particle level, then this simulation of the universe would also have its own simulation of the universe, based off of the actual simulation you're running in the real world, but then this simulation in the simulation would also have it's own simulation, which would also...
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>>6605115
Wow,. are you like the only tranny on the entire department? I don't think I've ever heard of tranny in business, it's always art, porn, code or some combination of the three.
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>>6605144
this is like the other day
someone was trying to make me happy to feel happy themselves
but i was trying to make them happy to feel happy myself
so i had to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy to make them happy to feel happy
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>>6605130
Yeah!!!!
>>6605136
I don't know why anyone hs trouble to elk to n heels litterally just put your weight in your toes and the ball of your foot why is it hard?
>>6605141
Idk
I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend? But I didn't want to have sex in her car I think so I kissed her some and squeeze her genitals but she went awop to me so we didn't have sex
Sometimes I'm really horny though even though everyone thinks I'm asexual buy I'm actually not
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>>6605150
I want to make procedurally generated artistic porn.
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>>6605150
If there are any others they pass or are closet cases like me. I'm in California too so there's really no need for discretion unless you have pride.
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>>6605152
No, that's infinite circularity.
A set which contains all sets, including itself, is infinite recursion.
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>>6605156
i think someone trained a neural network on cocks
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>>6605115
Why are so many mtfs or AGPs CS majors?
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TFW when you realize nothing will ever fix your shoulders and hip bones.
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>>6605152
That's a catch 22 not infinite recursion.
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>>6605168
being alone with an Internet connection
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>>6605165
Wow I have scoliosis too but I never tell people that I honk if my back was straight id be like 2 or 3 inches taller
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>>6605165
Scoliosis is
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>>6605163
To recognize cocks, grade cocks, draw cocks or what? Neural networks are so wonderful because the possibilities are endless.
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>>6605168
>hate themselves
>want to hide their bodies
>stay inside
>computers are inside
Pottery.
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No one will pay attentions to me ;-; I just want to be not slone):
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i think im running out of ways to apologize to people for being mean..i dont do it intentionally..i just try really hard to get people to be nice to me..everything at work changed really suddenly..
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>>6605177
draw
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>>6605168
"Guys", alone, depressed, generally friendless likely autistic = interest in computers => interest in how computers work and code
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>>6605165
wew, I'm hoping HRT fugs me up in someway and makes me shorter
or maybe I should just deal with being tall
idk
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do u guys like the b-52s
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>>6605187
>wew, I'm hoping HRT fugs me up in someway and makes me shorter
Yeah I hope it gives me superpowers. :^)
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how can I cope with the fact that I will never be able to transition? Medicine and surgery can't make me look like a female with how I turned out and it sure as hell won't remove my Y-chromosome. Is there anything specific somebody can suggest besides "lol suicide" or "just watch some funny videos"
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>>6605189
Hell yeah. Everything Boeing touches turns to diamonds and you cannot really go wrong with dumping an entire munitions warehouse on your enemies.
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>tfw ur a boy
: (
>tfw hrt is preventing u from becoming even more of a boy than u already are
: )
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>>6605202
good feel
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>>6605202
>tfw ur not a boy
: )
>tfw ur a girl
: )
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>>6605192
eh I've heard from some that it does some weird shit to make you shorter but others claim it's bullshit
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>>6605193
what do you have that hrt and surgery can't fix?
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>>6605193
Turn into a femboy.
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>>6605197
I was at work and I was very disappointed in zayn but I want to suck his dick and bear his children
>>6605203
Cvs?
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>>6605210
Yeah and some post SRS hons claim they get menstrual cramps.
Don't believe their lies.
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>>6605218
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>>6605212
>broad shoulders
>squidward nose
>penis
>deep jawline
I realize these can be corrected to an extent but I feel like it would only go so far and that I won't be satisfied with the outcome. This is in a universe where I could even afford it in the first place...
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>>6605207
I desperately wish I knew this feel.
: ' (
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>>6605202
>tfw hrt cant prevent the havoc inflicted by years of test
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>>6605221
well then, I guess I better get to accepting my height then
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>>6605081
Korra, you disregarded THREE calls from me:
>>6600325 (in thread >>6598289),
>>6600829 (in thread >>6599468),
>>6601035 (in thread >>6599474).
>Where is Korra? I must decide whether to fap to her shapely arms. I can't wait much longer, my balls are overripe with sperm.
// syntax test: >>6599474#6601035, >>6599474#p6601035
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This shitposting is reaching critical levels. Quick, post anime girls!
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>>6605226
>squidward nose
$
>deep jawline
$$
>penis
$$$
>broad shoulders
ur fucked m8
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>>6605229
Yeah it can. It can't revert it.
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>tfw 34 hours without sleep
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>>6605244
>post anime girls!
>posts guns
Useless.
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this guy is so nice
he loved the dinner I made and he's got me wine-drunk
It's our 2nd date, so I think I'll suck his dick, maybe more
this is so good and I'm so happy! I love men!
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>>6605247
They're just girls that are guns. Still girls!
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>>6605245
Die in a hole.
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>>6605253
"No."
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>>6605238
it sux tbqh
>>6605241
it could have in 2009. ;-;
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>>6605263
Guns that are girls?
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I was drunk?
I felt fine for like a half hour? Now I'm starting to be sad again is it time to die though?
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What was the first thing you noticed when you first started HRT?
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>>6605255
>>6605260
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>>6605265
What was 2009
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>>6605266
Just guns. Not even the New York AWB is banning breasts yet.
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>>6605269
spiro tastes bad
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>>6605273
"yet"
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>>6605269
No more morning wood.
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>tfw seeing all the drunkies in this thread is making me want to drink
>but on a diet and alcohol is SO MANY CALORIES JESUS CHRIST
pls
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should i take a walk around the college at night by myself? desu i just want someone to knife me as they walk by
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>>6605279
this is the best part
i didnt realize how good it was until i stopped hrt for month and they started coming back
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>>6605271
What did I do I'm sorry girl
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>>6605272
i was 12 for most of that year. it was when i could have been gucci af.
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>>6605280
How many calories does vodka have?
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Hey /mtfg/, do I pass?
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>>6605288
64 calories per shot
fucking ridiculous
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>>6605297
YOU PASS YOU DUMMY
you pass more than me
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>>6605269
that the idea of injecting yourself is a lot scarier when you're holding the syringe and about to do it, but it's not bad once you actually get the needle in, and the feeling of accomplishment after was great.
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>>6605280
i just skip dinner or have a light one then take straight shots of vodka. ppl think it's cuz i'm hardcore but it's really cuz i used to be anorexic and excess liquid calories still freak me out
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>>6605297
Yes, you pass as a man-hating white feminist.
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>>6605293
Weird, I thought it didn't have many.
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>>6605299
Hi red u know my friend kim
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>>6605302
Even hard liquor still has ridiculous numbers of calories.
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>>6605285
omg no nothing at all i'm just so tired that i don't even know what to say, i need to go to bed sry bye
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>>6605311
Just another reason to never touch the stuff, I guess.
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>>6605287
Well of course you still get wood, you're a tree.
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>>6605303
She doesn't have the unnatural hair colour and the problem glasses tho
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>>6605297
cute <3
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>>6605309
Oh ok sorry
Yeah I think I will go to bed room also
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>>6605311
>Hi Maddie!
I don’t think she’s mad.
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>>6605307
dru?
i almost met with her
but i couldn't wake up at 8 am on my vacation
i did go to the bdsm coffee shop she worked at
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>>6605317
Fact.
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>>6605314
It's good for drowning sorrows and disassociating that's why I drink
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>>6605323
Yea that's her
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>>6605308
true but on an empty stomach and in quick succession i can get sufficiently tipsy on just a few shots
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>>6605297
did you get botched FFS or is this some creepy ass photoshop?
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>>6605321
!!!
Why would she be mad ;-; did I piss her off also? Why does everyone hate me );
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>>6605332
Then don’t call her a maddie!!!
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>>6605330
Sure, same as me, but then the feeling passes in like, half an hour to an hour if I just take a few shots on an empty stomach.
I'm a long-term drunk, honestly.
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>>6605334
Cypro you spamming nigger.
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>>6605331
I'm naturally feminine
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>>6605334
cypro but you can get it if ur murican
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>>6605342
can't
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>>6605342
Yes you can, just have it imported.
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brb going to suck cute asian cock
love y'all
>>6605328
yeah
also stop whining about passing you pass better than me
i appreciate you though
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>>6605342
>tfw I'm an american on cypro
Self-medding is great.
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How do I know if I'll pass?
Why do I have to feel so hairy and gross all the time?
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>>6605348
Actually desu I am hanging out with my friend and I just posted that to prove a point about ppl in this thread saying nasty shit but then no one did really
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>>6605334
www.startpage.com
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>>6605348
Have fun. Tell us if the stereotypes are true.
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>>6605338
you guys don't respond unless i spam
>>6605342
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>>6605352
>How do I know if I'll pass?
If you have to ask you probably won't.
>Why do I have to feel so hairy and gross all the time?
You're probably hairy and gross all the time.
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>>6605359
No, but it's a huge annoy block of text.
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>>6605360
just post cute anime girls instead people will respond to that
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>>6605232
what the fuck lol
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>>6605363
annoying*
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>tfw a friend buys you a game to play with him
Why are friends who actually care about you so damn great?
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>>6605363
You can write a script that shortens 4chan posts of other people to a desirable length in your browser. It's your free will that you don't. Don't shift your burden on others.
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>yfw can't use insurance to buy cyproterone from inhouse
Rest in peace
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>>6605361
Not that anon, but
>If you have to ask you probably won't.
fuuuugg
guess I should give up and detrans now. ;~;
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mtfg
how do I stop worrying about sterility
and just take mones already?
help
please
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>>6605369
>mfw I get free geimus from boys that just want to see me in my knickers
I wish I had real friends but this is nice too.
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>>6605375
jerk off in a cup and put it in your fridge
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>>6605376
I get that sometimes too but I always beg people not to. I rarely play games anymore.
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>>6605371
I honestly shouldn't have to. The spammer should just post cute pictures instead, it'd have the same effect of garnering (you)s.
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>>6605373
If not transitioning is an option then you definitely shouldn't do it.
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>>6605366
You're never gonna pass you dumb bitch.
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>>6605375
Do you want kids? Sperm bank. Otherwise, just do it.
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>>6605367
Hi. It's very sexy. But I know that the majority of women and transwomen are offended when they arouse other people. So I wanted your permission to fap to your picture. If you want to kill my boner, just deny me your permission.
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>>6605384
Nah, I'd rather die than permanently stop hrt.
I just wanted to whine about the fact that I'll probably never pass.
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>>6605121
Size 12 is the same way
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>>6605121
I'm size 10 and don't have that problem, it's great.
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>>6605375
why is it important to you?
t-b-h i never felt any attachment to passing down my (not too spectacular) genetic material so idk someone could chop my balls off in my sleep i don't care
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>>6605395
i mean i cant exactly stop you. but w/e idc knock urself out kid.
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>>6605398
>tfw size 9
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>>6605395
>asking permission to fap
Are you some kind of submissive beta that gets off to begging for it or something? Honestly now.
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>>6605400
>t-b-h i never felt any attachment to passing down my (not too spectacular) genetic material so idk someone could chop my balls off in my sleep i don't care
I feel this. Like I would ever curse a child to have ~50% of their genes come from me.
t. fugly and mentally ill tranny w/ diabetes and gluten intolerance
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how's everything going today ?
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>>6605404
>not being a submissive slut
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>>6605411
>bananas
are u saying that because I have a benis :(
btw love u lils
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>>6605414
i'm neither of those things am i girling wrong?
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>>6605414
Being dominant or submissive is too much work for me, I don't want to tell someone what to do or have someone tell me what to do, why can't someone do what I want them to do without me having to tell them?
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>>6605411
I loved that show when i was a baby ^-^
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Hi girls. Do any of you love vacuuming? I think I am becoming a little obsessed with vacuuming floors and corners of rooms.
How clean are you all?
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>>6605422
Joan can I pet you?
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>>6605422
that seems like a lot to expect
i think good communication is important
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>>6605428
i hate doing cleaning
until i start doing cleaning
nothing better than throwing on earphones and drowning out the world
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my life is a joke friends and family
this is advanced hopelessness
at least i have this here bottle o wine
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>>6605440
dont be. i lucked out with a few things and kinda suffer for it too
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>>6605429
>asking for permission
(I'm joking; yes, please.)
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>>6605442
basically
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H-h-he came on my hair
I had to wash it out
Also it only took like 2 minutes to make him cum
good thing i have a kink for premature ejaculation
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>>6605440
>I wouldn't even mind as much if I had the disposable income to spend
Even if I had the money I wouldn't know where to buy desu but yeah, being poor as shit doesn't help.
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i love my gf <3
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>>6605449
So
Maybe you should like
Let guys ejaculate in your mouth or on your chest instead of your hair????????
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>>6605449
red why is it that hot to me now
you're spreading fetishes
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>>6605457
he wanted to cum on my face but he ended up cumming on my hair.....
He's nice and lovely...
but his dick is kinda small for a cis guy...
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>>6605422
>Are you a top, a bottom, or a switch?
>I'm a bit lazy tbhon.
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>>6605449
He came fast because Red sucks cocks like no other girl!
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>>6605449
Cute, CUTE
Red you are cute and you do cute things :3
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>>6605449
Red how do I get guys to cum on me?
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>>6605442
>pretty clean but I pref doing it without vacuum cleaner just cause more quiet
>tfw you wear earpro while doing anything even a little noisey
One time I didn't bother to unrig my nvg monocle or comms and took trashcans up to the street. People saw.
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>>6605449
>ywn cum in Red's hair
I'm a little sad rn.
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>>6605468
How is this even a question
tug em
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>>6605468
I can offer my dick.
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>>6605476
cum on me anon!
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>>6605461
>his dick is kinda small
How small though?
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>>6605461
are u into femdom
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>>6605482
like....4 inches
its cute tho
I wanna put a little pink bow on it
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>>6605473
>i hope he lasts a bit more when he's behind me...
Can't you just like... go again after the first cummies or does he not recharge fast nuff?
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>>6605486
yup!
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>>6605487
i want to feminize a cute boy with a small cock!
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tfw no one to slam ur bp
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>>6605490
he's a bit tired....that's why im shitposting
Apparently that beej that took 2-3 minutes winded him?
jeeze...i gotta train him to have stamina
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>>6605441
ily lizzy
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>>6605487
I'm 6".
By the laws of internet cuck memes you are now my gf.
Let's do the sex things now.
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>>6605503
ilu3 nim~
Whats up?
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>>6605492
Tell em you'll tug em
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>>6605501
Oh okay. I hope you'll have a lot of fun with him doing lewd stuff to you!
>tfw incredibly horny
>check mtfg to distract myself
>Red doing super lewd things
fuckkkkkkk
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>>6605492
Its ok, I'll get you some cute outfits, and I'll cum on you all night! I promise!
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>>6605509
Are you not able to relieve yourself of that?
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>>6605501
>Apparently that beej that took 2-3 minutes winded him?
You must sucky sucky real good.
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>>6605507
im good :)
im considering ordering hormones online but wew they're expensive )x
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>>6605516
;~;
No insurance?
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>>6605505
do you want to be my gf?
I'm a known slut/whore
>>6605497
I could see him maybe being cute and feminine...he's korean.
>>6605509
i love doing lewd! wanna do lewd with me?>>6605514
i'm pretty talented if i say so myself
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>>6605519
y-you can use insurance on inhouse?
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>>6605521
I want Red to be my wife!
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>>6605524
Can you get a script from a doc?
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>>6605519
Insurance generally requires a prescription, I don't think Nim has that yet.
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>>6605521
pls don't talk bad about yourself
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>>6605513
Soon I'll be left with no choice
>>6605521
>i love doing lewd! wanna do lewd with me?
You're far away though and I got a gf :B
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>>6605521
I actually really like you Red but I couldn't do anything but exclusive. :x I was just memeing at you. Sowwy.
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>>6605521
>do you want to be my gf?
>I'm a known slut/whore
as an asex, i don't see how this is a problem
in fact, it's likely to be my only way to get a gf or bf
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help im all alone for a week and im bored
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>>6605528
you have to get diagnosed by a therapist right
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>>6605501
>tfw your gf's lewd stamina is higher than your physical stamina
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>>6605541
Beeps, you're my gf for the night again. Hi.
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>>6605541
then just stop being alone h-haha
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>>6605541
i've been alone for 19 years
get on my level
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>>6605541
That was me last week. I got high a lot.
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>>6605541
Yeah, or informed consent.
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>>6605550
4 yrs HRT, still not grill. So good luck with that.
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>>6605553
i want to platonically cuddle w/ u
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>>6605529
how are you joan
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>>6605553
>okay doke. I'm your gf now
w-what?
are you sure?
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>release papers ready but signature missing
I hate waiting
>>6605470
lol
>>6605550
less wishing more working
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>>6605559
nooooo don't say stuff like that I want false hope
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>>6605392
>Ok
>What do i called her I thought Maddie is her name
Call her Reasonable and Balanced. That will be much more respectful.
>TFW captcha with street signs pointing to Turku (obviously Finland)
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>>6605566
don't take it to serious...
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ayyy
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>>6605569
Magic me money for FFS and I'll give you all the false hope you want.
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>>6605564
Feeling like today was kind of wasted, hoping tomorrow will be put to better use but knowing that it won't.
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>>6605578
because that lol
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>>6605562
i just checked and there are no informed consent clinics in florida ;-;
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>>6605582
Doesn't matter. Still counts.
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i need a good snuggling
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>>6605584
Fuck. You'll likely have to do the therapist route then.
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>>6605587
me too thanks ;~;
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>>6605575
I literally can't fathom why anyone with more than 75 IQ would ever watch Grey's Anatomy
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>>6605588
h-how is that different from IC
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>>6605591
hiiii <3
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>>6605579
ye i feel that sometimes
hopefully you take tomorrow by storm!
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>>6605562
ok i think i can do it gf!
>>6605553 sorry textwall coming
i accidentally went off on my manager a little today and kinda demanded him to allow me to come in later than scheduled bc how they always give me super far deliveries right before i get off when theres other people in the store waiting for orders. he told me i was still being paid but its not about that it's about having only a three hour break between shifts and i have a 25 minute drive home. all i ever have time to do is make something and eat it really.. and they break my shift like that so they're not required to feed me..anyway it was awkward..i could tell everyone was mad at me a little for getting away with it..one older guy said something to me about it..and my manager was mocking me when i was clocking out.
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>>6605592
Basically you tell them about you, how you feel, what you want. And then after a few sessions you should get a letter of recommendation. You take that to an endo and get your hormones.
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>>6605566
Enjoy your herpes
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>>6605596
^~^
So whatcha up to cutie~ <3
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>>6605594
leave me alone
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>>6605596
Dont take no shit
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>>6605597
but i couldnt even say the word "transgender" at my last session when i came out to her
how i supposed to go into detail about what i want
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Even in yuri, it appears that tropes like this are inescapable...
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>>6605608
I would suggest working on it then. I'm sure it's obvious to her now what's going on.
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>>6605603
why would you say that to redtree
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>>6605603
hi im nim
are you okay
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>>6605597
My first one wanted me to get straight As in school before she would write a recommendation.
My second I had to convince over the course of nearly a year. wtf kind of people are you guys talking to?
mine sucked.
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IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>6605584
This comment:
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/2unmf4/informed_consent_in_florida/coa3b96
pointed me to this doctor that seems to do informed consent (warning: 90's era website design):
http://www.drrodwick.com/
Here are the consent forms:
http://www.drrodwick.com/Estrogen%20Consent.doc
http://www.drrodwick.com/Spironolactone%20Consent.doc
If that one doesn't work out let me know and I'll see if I can find another.
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>>6605616
yeah, just a bit tired
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Hello?
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>>6605603
Man your life must be pretty interesting if you don't want Red's attention...
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>>6605596
that blows.
sounds like almost a HR problem!
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>>6605624
Another thing I can regret I guess. I live in Colorado
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>>6605602
getting too high having anxieties attacks and trying to play this song on drums
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>>6605622
hiiii
i love you kat!
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>>6605611
yeah i thought so too but she seemed to drop it when i couldn't put my stuff into words :(
it was only our second session but i had to tell someone
maybe she'll focus the next session around it idk
i gotta wait 3 weeks to find out anyway
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>>6605620
>http://www.drrodwick.com/
Noice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
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>>6605627
I was 14 and scared and depressed, I didn't know what the fuck to do. ;_;
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>>6605629
beep I'd love to get high with you!
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>>6605627
>tfw Medi-Cal is willing to pay for every part of my transition except for surgeries
feels pretty fucking good, tbqh
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>>6605630
I wish
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>>6605609
I should play this game.
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>>6605620
wow thank you!
and he lives in my city!
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>>6605629
What song? I've played drums for like 12 years. And high on what?
>>6605631
Keep at it. Bring it up until something gets done.
>>6605633
;~;
Well you have everything now though, right?
>>6605634
Beep is my for tonight gf. I wanna come too!
>>6605636
I'm mad jealous. My ex's parents sold their house to pay for her srs.
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>>6605637
i do???
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>>6605634
>You will never get high with Red and Beep and fuck them both all night
Why even live.
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>>6605643
Do (You)?
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>>6605624
>tfw in cali but my shit tier insurance says I get a diagnosis or pay for it out of pocket
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i thought red couldnt get any better but now shes a tree :)
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>>6605642
Idk what is everything, I've got a basic hormone regimen. No FFS or anything. And I look like hell.
Maybe the two years wouldn't have made a difference but I wish I'd at least made the most out of the time I had.
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>>6605640
The universe wants you to become the girl. This is your destiny.
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>>6605648
She was always a tree. Now she's proud of it, as she should be.
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>>6605645
I don't lie to people, so
yes
>>6605644
i get super affectionate and happy when I'm high!
my girlfriend massaged my perinal spot in a park and I kept moaning a week ago
>>6605648
im the best tree! im a proud tall tree and will shelter y'all!
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>>6605650
Well hrt and stuff is a start. Surgeries almost always take 3 or 4 years to plan out and pay for them at the very earliest. So you've been on hrt for 2 years?
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>>6605623
I just want her to leave me alone
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THIS GAME IS GETTING WAY TOO LEWD WAY TOO FAST
MY BODY CAN'T HANDLE THIS
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>>6605644
>tfw you might
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>>6605660
Can I kill you and take your place, or even better add you into the mix with me?
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red being a tree is seriously the best i love it
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>>6605658
Excuse me xer could you be AGP elsewhere?
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>>6605654
I hope you're being serious, I havent had a good few days lately
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>>6605660
>tfw you never get invited to crazy tranny parties
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>>6605664
How did this happen anyways?
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>>6605666
>chaos
>666
>:3
:3c
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>>6605666
>666
>join in our chaos :3
>666<
COME AND HEAR THE SONG OF SLAANESH.
I'll be honest Redwood I never really pictured myself putting the moves on you but I feel sort of compelled to have sex with you now, is that ok?
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>>6605663
What parts would you want in the mix
>tfw your girlfriend caught you posting boobs and you're blushing really hard
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>>6605656
No I've been on them for 4, it took me two years to get them.
I look like shit because I looked like shit when I was 16. And I won't have money for surgeries this decade.
So I'm thinking the better part of my teens and my entire 20s will be spent wasting away as some mannish looking imp.
Goddamnit.
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>>6605670
idk but i love it
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>>6605657
Whatevs, she seems pretty cool and nice to me.
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This guy better not be sleeping on me....
Like, a beej is worth at least a hour of cuddles and headpats.
i hope he at least doesn't snore
>>6605668
i've heard and I'm sorry.
I love you though
>>6605672
>>6605673
Let's all just fug
I lov e debauchery!!!
>>6605674
Faye by god I'm going to suck and bite on those megamilks
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>>6605674
faye can i have your skype
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>>6605675
I'm sorry anon. I wish I knew how to help you. But honestly, you're probably just being hard on yourself.
>>6605678
I'd love to hear it. Last song I bothered learning to play was Fuel by Metallica. I broke the last of my sticks on it and said fuck it. and quit. Idk why but I beat the hell out of the drums.
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>>6605681
>suck and bite on those megamilks
can u bite my minimilks?
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>>6605681
So, logistics, in which state are you gonna host this orgy?
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/mtfv/
post an avatar that you've based on yourself in a video game
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>>6605689
pls be ny
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>>6605689
the state of guns and burgers
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>>6605693
whered you get those 2d horomones?
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>>6605693
#naturalbeauty
#nofilter
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I miss red.
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>>6605689
The Nation of Texas
or Cuck-ifornia
>>6605693
you are high tension japanese goblin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
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>>6605694
Texas?
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>>6605699
why lol
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>>6605701
can u buy me a ticket there
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>>6605707
I like her.
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I watched that video someone keeps posting of Red sucking dick.
Shes actually pretty cute live. Maybe one of the few trannies where still pictures make them look worse. Too bad about the number of sexual partners though.
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>>6605701
If you choose the Soviet Republic of California both Faye and I get easy access. I may be the absolutely least important person involved here but I am also not super into driving to Texas. Not that I won't. Repeating digits don't lie.
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>>6605685
Yeah, maybe. Idk what the point is supposed to be anymore, though. It's like I've hit a dead end and I feel like I've only lost things to get here.
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>>6605620
lmao this guy is across the street from my regular doctor!
i was going to the wrong guy!
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>>6605716
I know the feeling. But we'll get there eventually anon. I believe in you.
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>>6605699
I am RED!!!
>>6605710
nah
already bought plane tickets for my gf
>>6605714
lmao lol niceeeee
>>6605715
i'm going to visit in a few months
ORGY ORGY ORGY
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>>6605711
she is in this thread tho
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>play videogames to try and make it go away
>it doesnt go away
feels bad man
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>>6605723
just tell it to go home
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>>6605721
Not trying to be mean just saying I wouldnt ever feel good about putting it anywhere inside you since youve been with well over 100 people
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>>6605719
Ha.
Thanks for humoring me i guess.
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>>6605722
Oh I didn't see her
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>>6605721
Can your GF and I fuck you at once?
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>>6605721
>i'm going to visit in a few months
Fuck Red I'm barely even going to be on the first HRT changes by then. Are boys allowed?
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>>6605728
Not trying to humor you. I'm a year and a half in and still haven't had laser or anything. Haven't really fucked with my voice. I don't know shit about makeup. And I don't even own very many clothes. I totally get it.
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>>6605724
but it lives in me
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>>6605738
you forgot to mention that you're really cute
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Hey everyone. How are you all doing tonight.
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>>6605742
Double anal with Red and Kaylee!
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>>6605725
She also just nearly killed a little Asian boy with her dick sucking skills so maybe watch your mouth unless you want to get succubus'd.
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>>6605740
kick it out for being a lazy bum and not getting its own place!
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>>6605742
red wanna get high and all agp and fuck?
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>>6605738
That's pretty much where I am except I've been on HRT longer.
The voice though should just come to you after a while, I basically just made my best girl voice for a year or so and got something that passes somewhat.
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>>6605746
>not posting black ice trees
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>>6605746
Well, I've arranged to participate in an orgy because of trips. Not tripfags. Repeating digits. On an anime image board. I have some problems.
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>>6605752
Holy fuck do you really want me to go there
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>>6605744
I'm REALLY not.
>>6605751
I've been fucking around with my voice for years. I had to in high school to not get bullied. So I guess I have a passable voice I've always fucked with, but I don't use it much outside of mocking people.
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i do not condone these orgies!
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>>6605756
I get pretty fucking horny when high and all agp so be careful
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>>6605755
Dubs confirm.
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>>6605746
I'm torturing myself by looking at guns I really want, but I won't be able to buy for another year. You?
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>>6605746
I'm okish. What if I drive a Dodge, but hate it?
How are you?
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>>6605761
You're just upset it's on the other side of the country.
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>>6605760
If that's you in the pic you'd probably pass better than I do now.
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>>6605757
I live in it
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>>6605761
>50% Voyeur
You can watch if you want~
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>>6605767
>tfw Commieforniac
>look at funs I want is basically all I do
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>tfw the crazy tranny parties are never anywhere near you
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>>6605762
lets fuck high and wear cute outfits and while camming!!!
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>>6605767
I'm alright. Just checking out my spark plugs and looking at my carburetor, yanowhatimsayin'?
Git 'er dun!
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>>6605746
Alright, sent some pics of me in "girl- mode" to a friend and they thought I looked surprisingly good to them (still dude-ish) and another one of my friends got disowned by there religious family for being bi, so mixed feels
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>>6605781
hi red
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>>6605779
>tfw the crazy tranny party is on your doorstep and you're invited
>inb4 they just bully and/or murder me
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>>6605789
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
am i cute
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awww yeah the band is off
soonTM
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>>6605793
yes
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>>6605793
why do you always have your tongue out red!?!?
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>>6605793
Yes yes, we know you're adorable.
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who wants to orgy with me
i promise to be a nice submissive puppy/slut!!
or i can be dom too :3333
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>>6605797
Did you died?
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>>6605797
what surgery did you get
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>>6605706
>tfw I'm a few inches taller than Red
I wish I could stand next to her and make her feel short and petite and cute by comparison.
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>>6605787
You look pretty good. All you girls should come to Canada. There's way less religtards here that hate people for their sexualities
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>>6605781
Yes please.
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tfw redTREE !!!!
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>>6605803
no red that's lewd :(
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>>6605808
id go there if i had money to go there
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>>6605803
When's the cut off for signing up? I guess you're probably going to want me to download one of your botnet communication applications?
A-Also I want you to hit me in the face maybe kinda hard if that's ok. :x
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>>6605810
I'm tree cuz I smoke trees muthfucka
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>>6605811
You don't like dicks Nim? Its a shame I've wanted to fuck you after telling you how beautiful you are this whole time.
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>>6605813
red what are you doing right now
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>>6605772
I barely pass ever. I just don't try really.
>>6605795
Good to hear you're ok.
I drive a 98 Durango. It has horrible gas mileage and runs like shit.
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>>6605808
Her parent's are muslim so her situation was much worse than your everyday standard "religitard"
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>>6605803
i would but i dont want to cuck my gf :/
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>1am
>FINALLY leave friend's house only bc another friend had pity
>the other autistic retard is asleep
some days I want to kick this autismo in the face. I'm tired and want to shower and I'm annoyed that in getting home so late
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>>6605821
OK your mistake was buying a gas P dodge.
If however, you owned a 2nd gen ram with a 12 or 24 valve Cummins you'd be having a great time.
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>>6605827
thanks for the update
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>>6605824
nim deserves to have fun too! You can play with my dick as long as you want qt~
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>>6605828
What fucking board am I on?
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>>6605833
Red I live like maybe 45ish minutes from you
Can we fuck tonight?
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>>6605821
My turn to think you're being hard on yourself. No way in hell that you don't pass looking like that. All you'd have to do is not speak in a guy voice. Not even a femmy voice needed.
Maybe I'm not the best judge. I'm new here so idk. But that's what I really think.
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So I've been on hormones for about two years now and something REALLY strange has begun to happen...
As expected by the timeframe my doctor gave me, about two months ago my skeleton finally rejected my body after being so long on hormones.
I was walking down the street one day and suddenly I blacked out. When I came to I just saw my skeleton strolling down the street away from me.
My female skeleton has begun to grow inside me but it's still a baby so I can't type as well yet.
I just feel like it's taking too long to grow? I've been eating baby formula and burping myself like you're supposed to but it seems to be growing way too slowly.
Has anyone experience something like this before?
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>>6605838
I'm sorry I shit this place up with my car posting. I just like y'all.
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>>6605838
Is this not /o/?
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>>6605841
good post
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>>6605841
I like were this is going please continue
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>>6605844
>shit this place up
Nah you seem cool. This place is just always such a mess. It's like finding your clothes in the fridge. You're glad you found your clothes and you're glad you found your food but things could be different and maybe that would not be bad.
Also you should definitely come to the orgy if you're in Cali. I don't want to be the only person there that looks like a man.
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>>6605847
Well that... sucks.
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>>6605824
No I'm not!
>>6605828
I know it was a mistake. It was cheap though.
My stepdad has an 01 Ram that's just as bad as my car.
>>6605829
I know it's not close to the same organ but I'm having my gallbladder taken out soon. What should I expect for it, if you know?
>>6605840
Well I appreciate your honesty with me, I just can't see it at all. Here's a super non flattering pic to maybe prove my point.
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>>6605841
damn its been so long and you come back with this masterpiece
welcome back anon, hopefully youve been well in your time away
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>>6605841
que ?
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>be me
>walk home from work playing pokemon go
>two guys ahead taking up the whole sidewalk and walking slow
>one of them looks back
>"yo, let's let her pass"
>catch an eevee
>two blocks later
>get misgendered
>catch two rattatas in a row
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>>6605854
I live in fucking Canada or I would.
I'm pre cute though
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>>6605857
Now I definitely think you pass easy. Cute as hell.
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>>6605813
If I'm ever in SF I'll let you know bby.
And yeah, I love it when I see guys who are not only close to my height but are also really heavy and broad-shouldered.
I don't get to feel short, but for a brief moment I still get to feel small, just in a different way.
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>>6605857
The cummins are unkillable tho. It's not that bad though, Durango's are like 5/10, you could have done worse. I drive a really douchey Volkswagen, for example
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>>6605870
Yeah I know, I saw your pic and you saw mine. :x You felt nice so you said I wasn't ugly. I'm just Anon so nobody ever recognizes me but I am the proud owner of many of these Anon posts.
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>>6605857
CUTIE!!!
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>>6605866
I'm as tall as you but look more like a boy when im not dressed up so that should make you like me
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>>6605794
well, do u wanna be fresh?
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>>6605872
Oh wait, I forgot you're back in Texas now.
Pretend I said DFW instead of SF
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>>6605857
since one is more needed I can rly only talk about pain and stuff I guess
pain was laughably low didn't take a single painkiller and walked around 2 hrs after surgery
belly will be a bit swollen for a week or two depending on tge amount of air inside it due to surgery
that air is some sort of CO mix so your belly can sting and burn a bit from time to time
food obly what docs tell you
chew a lot
das all rly
good luck <3
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>>6605835
anon i already told you
nim is not for lewd!!
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>>6605876
Yeah you're not ugly though. And thank you.
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>>6605883
It can be loving lewd! Nim is beautiful and great, I want to snuggle fuck!
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>>6605876
Just get a trip you stupid slut
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>>6605884
go to /o/?
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So who wants to see Kiwi's nudes?
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>>6605895
most of us have already seen that turbo dong
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>>6605890
I don't want a trip yet. I'll probably get one once the gatekeepers actually let me take some pills.
>select all squares with street signs
>umbrella is the only thing in view
>accepted
I don't know why I worry about the botnet so much when Google is clearly retarded.
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>>6605887
no that leaves you open to getting hurt :(
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>>6605895
me! me!
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>>6605899
Sometimes pain is needed, at least I got to have the good times before hand.
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>>6605862
You're making it cutie
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>>6605893
Hey dana did you know?
I suck.
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>>6605899
lets do lewd!!!
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>>6605891
Then let me fucking see it for you for god's sake.
Jesus you're adorable so stop.
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>turbo dong
Show me pls
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Send help
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who wants to see red's slutty lewds
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>>6605899
>tfw you're afraid of letting people get too close to you because then they might realize what a shit person you are and leave
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test
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>>6605908
OH NO! Someone put fruity flavoring in your vodka!? Oh the humanity...
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>>6605904
wat?
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ahhhh finally home now I can melt into a hot bath =v=
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>>6605906
Anon, you're too nice.
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>>6605900
holding hands is lewd tho
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>>6605908
Drinking alone is no fun anono
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>>6605912
You know it's illegal to try and cut down a redwood in the US?
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>>6605915
No that's not the issue. That's just the only way I can drink this fucking trash straight.
I have an alcohol intoloerenc e so I just throw it up right after I drink it but I can't smoke weed Because job. I'm just trying to knock myself out desu
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It's impossible to fully escape from this place.
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>>6605922
Ok I think I've found the issue.
Don't do that.
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>>6605918
I'm not, I'm just honest.
I think you look great, so that's what I'm gonna tell you.
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>>6605920
no, not really.
It's not really for fun though, I just don't have any other way to get intoxicated
Idk why I'm attention seeking I'll stop posting now
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>>6605913
>tfw you know this feel
>tfw somehow when people get close they still like you
It's worth trying, anon, even if it seems impossible
>>
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>>6605925
very lewd. lets get to it
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>>6605924
nim is always worth it!
>>
testing
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>>6605908
>raspberry
never been a fan of that shit desu
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tfw phil collins take mr home stuck in ur head
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>>6605925
Red do you have any idea how many times you make lewd comments to me each day?
I just want to support you and make you happy and maybe enjoy a picnic underneath you but you're swamping me with your lewdness. You can lewd me up soon enough.
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>>6605934
anon i don't want my heart broken
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>>6605937
So taaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
take me hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooome
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>>6605900
>let's meet up!
I would, but I'm in the northeast, so I won't be anywhere near sf or dfw any time soon. :/
I kinda want to move to either Portland or Seattle tho, so maybe if I do then we could meet then.
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>>6605929
>Idk why I'm attention seeking I'll stop posting now
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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>>6605943
you'll call me one day, and i will answer and i will be very happy
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>>6605946
I won't break your heart, you might break mine though.
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>>6605943
I'm not gonna transition. I'm fine with being a guy
I'm here because i like you all
And have some sort of thing with one of the trips already rbh
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>>6605949
look anon i just want to fuck!!!
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>>6605953
why do you say that anon
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>>6605954
<3333
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>>6605950
I don't think I have one.
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>>6605884
>Would be better without the subtitles, honestly.
I'm too lazy to turn them off. You could say they still apply.
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>>6605690
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>>6605957
Because nim is cute and lovely as a person and I am not.
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>>6605955
hi its me I live in dfw
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>>6605966
oh yeah?
well....wanna meet?
are you a boy or girl
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>>6605959
Hey you
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>>6605964
but im a man :(
you seem nice! don't undersell yourself!
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>>6605972
hiiiii
lets lewd
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>>6605970
im a girl who looks like a boy
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>>6605973
Im just going by my past experiences nim, you're a sweet girl who will ultimately make me super happy and super hurt me.
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>>6605955
Wow, lewd.
You could at least buy me dinner first.
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>>6605978
but i dont like to hurt anyone
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hey y'all!
CarMemeGuy is coming to visit me in Dallas sometime! I'm excited! I'll be a good girlfriend for him!!
>>6605976
i'd like to meet you and treat you like a boy!
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>>6605947
AND I DON'T REMEMBER
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>>6605983
i think you need a dick detox!
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>>6605983
I MEAN TREAT YOU LIKE A GIRL
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>>6605981
I guess we'll be together forever then.
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>tfw you wanna be Red's friend but aren't lewd to the max
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>>6605987
I was about to say..
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>>6605983
Don't misgender CarMemeGirl!
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>out as trans
>watching tv with the family
>a comedian makes a tranny joke
>the family look mortified
>i'm 3mm away from wetting myself
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That is in fact a thing. Not sure when I'll be going through the states, depends on whether or not I end up passing my aptitude test and end up in the armed forces or not.
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>>6605997
What was the joke, anon?
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>ITT Red shows why it's absolutely insane so many people on 4chan are complaining about being virgins
A guy showed up and started posting car memes and he's now one plane ticket away from wild kinky sex.
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>"soo how did work go?"
>it was pretty nice, i ended up doing well in the end but it took forever c: how was your night?
>"crazy!! i'm home now though. can i call you? too tired to text it all."
>talk on the phone for half an hour about our nights, about how he'll be helping me with work
>we talk about how we'll be going on vacation together as well as going to concerts soon
>"i really can't wait until i get to spend some time with you. i'm really excited to see you again."
>you know, t b h, i really like this. us talking more.
>"you do? you mean on the phone and stuff?"
>yeah, i really do...
>"i really do too :) i love hearing your voice and talking to you. i thought you knew that."
>i always kind of thought you didn't really want to talk as much with me for some reason, idk...
>"what??? that's never been true. we have wonderful conversations, and i really like you."
>"call me all of the time. seriously. we should talk WAY more. except i guess when i'm at work."
>"but you know, you can text me that whole time, too!"
>o-okay then .3.
>"i really want to take you shopping and buy you some wonderful things again as well during our vacation.
>maybe go to those stores we really like. i really want to take you out there again, and be with you."
>"i'll make an outline of things we can do together for our vacation, and then you can decide if you want to do them or not."
>y-yeah, that would be great .3.
>"so it's settled then. see, we just get each other! i love it."
>y-y-y-yeah t-t-t-tru
i don't think i've had this gigantic of a disgusting, blushy smile in a REALLY long time and i literally stuttered talking to him just now over the phone. i mean he's basically pursued me and taken me out every time i've been single for the past 3 years, so it's not shocking that we get each other by this point. but still. this is all a bit unexpected. he even bought starbound to play with me cause i said i liked it ;_; idk. i'm feelin good desu.
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>>6606001
Ultimately we should all just fuck Red, shes the best.
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>>6605996
Get out lol.
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>>6605987
red sometimes i get sort of confused with what to do with my gf
i feel like being gay is kind of confusing because straight people are sort of coached on what to do with gender roles and years of watching tv and movies but we just have to figure ever out, and this is all compounded by my gf and i both being trans
now im not saying that tv movies and stereotypical gender roles are amazing advice (honestly i wouldn't know but i assume they aren't) but even if theyre wrong they reassure people and make them feel like they're doing the right things romantically/sexually, and i just have this weird anxiety about stuff
maybe its actually an good thing to not have any preconceived notion on what to do, so you can figure out whats best for you and your partner individually
whats your opinion on all this red
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>>6606000
it wasn't really that funny
it was something like "worst things to tell your partner on a date"
a female comedian was like "don't worry, i brought a pack of condoms for each of us"
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>>6606001
Actually I'm about a 10 minute drive from sex if I really wanted. I'm a piece of shit but unlike those guys, I'm good looking enough to just ride on that.
I just like red
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Don't mind me. Just passing through with a delivery.
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>>6606013
Those aren't the dank memes i ordered.
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>>6605994
Lets get all dressed up and hang out red.
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>>6606012
And followup I'm car even guy, I'd drive obviously
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>>6606001
I don't even care that I'm a virgin tho.
I just want someone to cuddle me and make me feel loved.
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Still waiting for signature
now I know what prison feels like
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>>6606001
he's going to taste me lmao
>>6606004
yeah! I like it! im just your friendly neighborhood slut!
>>6606007
look, I think you should go out to more gay places, like clubs
try making out with her in public and feeling each other
that's what i do with my gf
it makes me confidant and happy!
>>6606019
i can cuddle you! give you headpats
>>6606015
okie doke!!
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So Red, if I make a Skype and add you you're not just going to bully me until I cry right?
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POST CUTE GURO
>>6606026
only if you want me to bully you ;3
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>>6606028
any of aosoras stuff
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>>6606023
Yeah, when I'm not too busy pounding you.
Jesus this is a little too lewd for a public forum. I'm going g back to posting dumb car pics. Got me this far
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>>6606032
POUND THE FUCK OUT OF ME CARMEMEGUY!!!!
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>>6606032
how are you and red supposed to have sex anyway?
i've never understood lesbian sex desu
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>>6606023
>i can cuddle you! give you headpats
I'd enjoy that a lot, ngl.
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I like ShittyCarMemeGuy. I think he should stay.
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FURRY AND PROUD
go ahead and bully me for it!!!!
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one of my closest friends confessed feelings for me
wew
>>6606028
No!
>>6606032
i like you and your car memes
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>>6606026
I want to be bullied by red, it would be a surreal experience. Like an elementary school child challenging you to a sport match.
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>>6606037
she's probably destined to
she either is trans already, or will be made trans from being here too long
i've got a name for her tho
Caramel
it's what i occasionally read 'carmeme' as
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I cant believe you idiots are actually going to fuck red. HIV and herpes is not a joke.
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>>6606040
Same has happened to me multiple times. It can be awkward.
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>>6606039
Oh I would bully you hard. Like call you names and pull on your pig tails.
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>>6605954
I like you yo autonon.
dont get burned.
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>>6606040
Did you say yes?
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>>6606035
in the most basic form you just take turns.
although a lot of the time for lesbians "dom" translates to "does all the work and doesn't get to cum", which is they keep complaining that all the girls they meet are fragile femmes.
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>>6606042
My bf browses here. I dunno why. Does that make him trans? Might just be because of how protective he is though...
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>>6606043
i would talk to and hug her
same as i would for literally any person
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this shit is so cute
>>6606052
i am a fragile femme
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>>6606053
Well that's adorable.
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>>6606052
why would you complain?
i would legit love to do that
>tfw no gf to sexually pleasure
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>>6606055
>i am a fragile femme
just do your part you lazy bum.
a lot of the time "switch" is translated to "decent human being who tries to enjoy it while making the other enjoy".
the terminology works much better for gay guys.
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>>6606053
Probably doesnt want you to get fucking STDS from the locals without him knowing
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>>6606052
>tfw you get off from getting your gf off
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lmao
y'all are silly
>>6606057
i won;t hurt you
i never hurt people
>>6606061
i can be a switch! believe me!
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>>6606060
Yea I'm very in and out
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>>6606055
Red start a porn company with me.
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>>6606063
I've actually never even had sex...
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>>6606067
okay, do you think i could be a pornstar?
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>>6606059
it's fun for a while but if you aren't enjoying it on the same level it ends up feeling like a chore. at first you try to find out new ways to make her do cute sounds and twist her body but once you find all the right points you start doing it in autopilot until you even stop feeling like you're part of it.
It only sounds good if you're ultra needy at the time.
>>6606065
I though you couldn't turn
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HOW DO I DEAL WITH IT THOUGH
what do i do when my best friend confesses she has feelings for me
i mean its scary because she has a vagina kinda and i havent liked those people for a while
that is born with a vagina
idk what to say to her or anything
feel like i have an obligation to say no because of anon here but like
>>6606044
became borderline together at one point a few years ago
had feelings for each other kinda
then we went and separated
now we talked again
we have issues going on
shes so cute but the being a cis girl part is kinda scary.
>>6606050
i want to but i feel like i owe not saying yes to someone else
idk
also these boys so cute
>>6606047
i like you too red^^
>>6606060
no problem
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>>6606069
no
i am irresponsible with money
i would buy it just because i know who is in it
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>>6606069
Of course you could! You would make us tons of money!
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>>6606068
Hey, Lizzy's bf, if you're reading this, you should fuck her!
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>>6606064
I was gonna say your sexual relationship only works because you don't get to see each other all the time and it's either gonna change or hurt you once you start living together, but I though talking about you when you aren't here was nasty.
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>>6606071
i don't really get off on sex stuff
so it would be purely for my partner
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>>6606072
Just say yes!
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>>6606062
It's just cool you all actually like me since I'm just incredibly out of place and most of my posts just derail the thread
Dream car? 1990 Celica Gt4
Or
1964 Ford F-100
Or
1970 Gran Torino
Or
1993 180SX
Or
Volvo 260 with a cummins swap
Or
Miata
You really shouldn't have asked me that.
If you could give yourself from 5 or 10 years ago a few sentences worth of advice what would you say
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>>6606077
only one way to find out
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>>6606079
you just never had a partner that took the time to work you up. in the long run the one receiving also feels left out because it doesn't feel like a shared experience.
at the same time you also have to know yourself and relax enough to enjoy it. I used to think I was really ticklish and didn't like too much contact and it was just a matter of relaxing me to really feel much more than I bargain for.
>>6606075
I would 100% but any porn if I know the actor or actress. I would watch it a couple times and then just save it for when I see them.
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ayyyy lmao
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>>6606082
You cant really derail mtfg
I think we appreciate something out of the norm
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>>6606082
My dream car would be either a 1965 GTO or a 1969 Chevelle. Pic related
I would tell myself to not let myself become too attached to people because it's going to hurt a lot later. Most would mention transition, but I couldnt until I did. I seized the first opportunity I had.
>>6606085
You could always give it a shot?
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>>6606085
Ask her?
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>>6606086
I did say change, it was the first option too. Just remember that being open about your feelings encompases all aspects of the relationship from money to sex.
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>>6606003
niiiiiiiiice
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>>6606003
how did he emoticon if you weren't texting?
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midnight grilled cheese is the best grilled cheese
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waow i really like sfw yaoi art the more i see
>>6606089
why
>>6606091
idk i mean
idunno
shes nice and all but our friendship is super duper important to me
and i dont wanna upset her.
>>6606092
i would but im afraid.
i just
urk
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I already asked this before, I'm just curious. I'm not posting name, I don't even know it, so it's not shilling.
On hormones or not?
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>>6606094
Red will be the cutest pornstar, we just need other girls who are willing to work with you so we can have cute girl fuckfests. Or a guy with a really big cock. Or both! Red can do it all! Maybe even have a video where she fucks an animal for people who pay tons.
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>>6606102
ASK HER!
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>>6606094
How about we record ourselves when I come see you and put it in pornhub
And amateur pornstar is still a pornstar
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>>6606102
why what ?
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just
boys are so great.
when together
in yaoi art
at least
>>6606104
not.
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>>6606094
Was his soul not enough for you? Greedy Red. :F
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>>6606102
sfw yuri can be good too
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>>6606106
Red seems to think my cock is big, do I count?
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>>6606076
>CuddlepluM
2qt
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>>6606116
I love SUCCing
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>>6606118
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>>6606095
there's always a chance for things to go south, but we've discussed pretty much everything and theoretically living together should be neutral or positive in all aspects compared to what we have right now
th-thanks for scaring me momentarily by tapping into my chronic self-doubt though :^)
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>>6606119
Depends on if you're cute, people don't want uglies in porn.
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my boobs are weird :(
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>>6606121
I have done literally nothing mean so far.
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hey y'all!
me and carmeme guy are going to post a video of us fucking if we ever meet up!
I love boys <3
>>6606130
He's attractive
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>>6606128
Older ones, yeah. My sister owned a 90's model Mustang and it was a huge piece of shit. Meanwhile my friend's dad has a 67 and a 68. He races the 68 and drives the 67 around for fun on the weekends.
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>>6606133
I know. You're pretty decent. But we've had cissy guys in here before and it doesnt always go well.
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>>6606118
cute
>>6606129
you did that by yourself, you cute nervous wreck.
Living with someone is an experience in itself and you shouldn't try to emulate what was before between you or your families. You need flexibility, and if you didn't have it from the start you get it as you go. Or you brake. It's the same with everything in life.
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>>6606133
Yeah, you're nice. TOO NICE.
SICK THE HONS ON HIM.
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>>6606134
>I love boys
i hate them :/
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You beat me to their comment lol.
'if'
No, the word you wanted was 'when'
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im gay
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>>6606133
Trump hasn't done anything polittically bad so far. Are you telling me to vote for him?
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>>6606111
why post that image
iunno just curious
>>6606108
i will soon.
we are kinda talking but
like on and off
like now
>>6606114
i will but
i feel like i cant because anon exists and i dont wanna upset her.
>>6606117
it is great
>>6606118
just doesnt have the same charm for me ;;
>>6606121
Helllll Yaoi
>>6606132
mine too
mine got smaller T_T
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>>6606143
same
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>>6606143
Neat.
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>>6606134
Red is cucking me
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>>6606142
It's always if. You could die tomorrow. She could die tonight. She could go to prison for seducing and murdering me. She could go to prison for seducing and killing that little Asian boy. Stuff happens.
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>>6606143
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>>6606147
Kanji is still P4's best girl.
You never know until you try. Just run it by her in a hypothetical or something.
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>>6606152
i'm going to bite off his dick for nourishment
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who anna her?
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>>6606156
I am totally into that and would probably let you do that to me if I didn't need it for SRS.
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>>6606147
cause it looks funny imo wasn't expecting blue nubs there
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>>6606156
>i'm going to bite off his dick for nourishment
what
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>>6606156
I really hope you don't mean mine. I need it, what else am I supposed to put inside you.
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>>6606159
We gotta live one over here
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>>6606158
who pissbottles here?
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>>6606159
Yeah we don't actually have attack hons. Except CFH who's really more likely to attack anyone telling her what to do than the target.
Also what size fedora do you want me to buy you mister nice guy?
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>>6606159
Yeah. 80's Camaros were shit too I think.
I'm headed to bed CarGuy. Hope to see you here tomorrow so we can talk more about cars and stuff. Night!
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>>6606167
is CFH okay? I haven't been around for a few days but last time she was feeling pretty down.
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>>6606158
yooo
thinking i might try to invite a boy over from tinder...ive never done this before.
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emotions are fucking gay and i hate them sometimes
>>6606153
>>6606143
thanks i didnt want to get that image by myself
>>6606155
okay ill see i think
we are literally talking about food right now because conversation freeze
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posting yuri to even out the yaoi
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>>6606168
Night Lizzy!
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>>6606139
i get that, i think... i'm not expecting a static day to day life or a copy of what we have now, only to be able to fall asleep with her and wake up beside her and come home to her after work
all the stuff in between will either work or not, so all i can do is dive in and see what happens and hope we stay happy together
>>
is it just me or is mtfg really weird tonight
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>>6606169
She's still kicking last I saw.
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>>6606172
Let me fuck you instead.
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>>6606178
bless u anon
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>>6606178
good girl
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Mister car guy, how much is a 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500? I'm pretty sure they're stupid expensive but I don't know how stupid expensive and am too stupid to find out.
>>6606183
No, no. Things are normal. Good. Situation normal. How are you?
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>>6606185
well???
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>>6606182
just work, it's all about working and being flexible.
you two even made me reconsider girls for a while, so at least on the interwebs your relationship sounds healthy.
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>>6606194
I mean please, I have a very large cock and need to use it with cute girls.
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>>6606183
It's probably been a bit weirder since I started posting my retarded car shit
[spoiler]and started developing feelings for red[/spoiler]
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>>6606174
Post pics
>>6606178
How dare you
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>>6606180
Reeed no. You can bite it a little bit but I really need it.
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nini mtfg
i think I'll suck nice asian boy's cock for breakfast~
sweet dreams
be good girls
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>>6606187
get back to drawing already, goddammit.
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>>6606192
Uh, well that really depends on the condition of the car.
Probably a lot of money
If for example you have a restored car in 10/10 condition, it could be worth less than an all original car in 8/10 condition that someone just hid in a garage and never drove.
Numbers matching cars, where all of the parts have the same serial number are also worth a lot more.
There's really a lot of factors, but if you just want a general number, look up the Kelly blue book value. It'll be online for almost any car.
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>>6606200
>that pic
fuck everything
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>>6606202
Last pic is /u/, lesbos win the set.
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>>6606202
I drew a birthday card for a friend recently, I will draw other stuff soon™~
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>>6606200
Goodnight. I'm glad you made it through the storm. The weather was bad for a while but now the sun shines all over your leaves.
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>>6606196
i dont just sleep with anyone you know..
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>>6606213
I'll bring pizza, thats about all I can really offer you Beep sweetie.
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>>6606198
I already did once
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>executing very important shitposting
>legs crossed
>get up
>legs asleep
>fall and hurt my head
>complete practical evidence that mtfg is detrimental for your health!
>come back to post about it.
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>>6606213
i wanna cuddle with you, you are such a qt
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>>6606040
>tfw I've never had a friendship-turned-romance in my entire life
why
>>
NEW BREAD NOW MY SHITPOSTING IS IMPEDED
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>>6606219
Ooh shit i missed it where
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hey carmeme guy, you know that red used to be a whore, right? as in she let older dudes fuck her for cash?
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>>6606222
Because you're smart, because you have groups of friends and it would damage the mechanic and make people unconfortable, because the things you get from a partner isn't just friend + sex so you look for different things, because you don't have atractive friends, because you don't have friends.
Pick whichever you want.
>>
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>>6606225
Who the fuck cares, Red is a great girl and probably fucks like a tiger, I'd marry her just to fuck her constantly.
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>>6606225
Hey, Anon, you know that the redwood is a Threatened and Endangered Species and that you shouldn't be doing this? I'll call the EPA.
>>
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>>6606231
Did it
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>>6606233
>EH?! NANDATTE?!
when you meet people in a group (they knew each other before you, you all shared the same activity, and so on) when two people start going out you get a ton of ugly side effects like:
>other friends think the other girls are up for grabs
>the couple is all lovey dovey and it's the same as if they weren't there
>they try to insert you in their private lives (in a non sexual way)
>they try to insert you in their private lives (in a sexual way)
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>when u pass out and then wake up later because someone is on top of u kissing u and feeling up ur tits
Wow I feel super gross and shit now
>>
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>>6606239
>You fucked up.
She didn’t. She acted according to a higher plan unbeknownst to herself. My soul demanded it from her. Proof:
>>6605142 (in thread >>6599474)
>>new thread
>Before I got there, it was already an old thread. Next time announce it earlier. As in: even earlier than the old thread. Before OP.
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