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>>6599474

i love my gf

How many of you would rather be an ugly cis girl than a tranny?

Ty for using my thread instead of making a new one. I was very nervous.
>>6600470
What's up with your knuckles in this pic

>>6600477
what a slut

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>>6600477

>>6600483

you want red to kill herself...?

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RED A FEMBOY
RED A FEMBOY
RED A FEMBOY
http://imgur.com/a/tiQL0
http://imgur.com/a/tiQL0
http://imgur.com/a/tiQL0

>>6600478

damn you're so cool

being an acid addled spastic scatterbrained dope at age 25 is awesome

>>6600485
No not red.

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>>6600479
Hell, I'd take ugly and passing at this point.

>>6600478

What the fuck- oh it's acid. Cool. The last tabs I had were blank, isn't that lame?

>>6600480
i get bored during class and draw lots of stuff on my arms and hands :v

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seriously considering self-medding

could someone give me some good starting dosages or something

im 20 and 6'2 if that's relevant

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>>6600485
No that was aimed at the person who posted that link. Obviously.

>>6600478
I thought it was old RAM. ;-;
>tfw not cool

I've gotta stop clicking on links without reading what they are.

>>6600487
>>6600477
this is not what i had envisioned for this thread
>>6600492
cute
>only 982 days and 23 hours left
>>6600493
start at 100 mg spiro a day (50 in the morning and 50 at night) and 4mg estradiol (2mg in the morning and 2 at night)

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>>6600493

>6'2

This will be your future.

>>6600493

moving to an IC state is a better solution even if you have to sleep in a fuckin shelter

your body and what you do to it is permanent, poverty is not

you are not an endocrinologist

>>6600493
http://pastebin.com/yzMzTA5u
The site is .vu now and you have to pay via echeck.

>boobs finally growing after 2 and a half years of estrogen

this is new :o

>>6600462
hey I didn't say stop

>fire at university
>i wasn't there
;_;

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I wanted to find successful trans businesswomen. I want to go to bed now.

>>6600500
yes i know you don't need to remind me

>>6600499
>tfw oddish has prepared a countdown until she can legally lewd my daughteru
I'm not sure how I feel about this desu

>>6600504
>16
yea i'm not touching that. call me when you're 17 and we'll talk.
>>6600502
a quick tutorial on echecks!
>you have to have a bank account with a BANK
>no credit unions
>USAA, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, etc
>order some checks
>take the routing number on the check and enter in the designated space during checkout
>your bank will call you a couple days later to confirm the transaction. just make sure you have the appropriate funds in your account and approve the transaction.

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>>6600488
Come on guy i'm not gonna live
>>6600491
My dealer isn't a totall shiittt but that sucks balls. I'd complain hard.
>>6600496
kek old ram is ok too

>>6600513
You can also do echecks with Paypal.

>>6600504
>and thats till im 18 :v
>only 6 months till 16

inb4 ban

>>6600470
Thank you.

>>6600482
not even close... I openly fucked on the balcony at a disco. Even did a three way with a couple. Of course others were doing it too.

>>6600514

I mean, they had acid on them. Just not any artwork.

>>6600513
damn i want to take smiles [/spoiler]to a fun theme park with lots of rides and buy her a candied apple[spoiler] until she [/spoiler]thanks me for the fun time and tells her parents i am an innocent and nice person[spoiler]

>>6600509

Yes I do. Unless you can pass now without hrt, chances are you being 6'2 you're already masculine as shit or have a huge frame.

Best case scenario: Your face passes but your body will never pass. You will have to be near fully clothed or dress in ways that completely cover your body. If you find a partner that is okay with that then you're golden.

If you are okay with that being your best chance then go for it. Otherwise hon city.

>>6600513
https://youtu.be/QlOiCmkvS6w?t=13s

>>6600477
wow red is really hot

>>6600504
please post new smiles

these are all old smiles

>>6600518
the person spamming porn hasnt been banned so ???

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>>6600504

PLEASE LET ME HUG YOU AND CUDDLE YOU AND SNUGGLE AND SMOOCH YOU

THAT'S ALL I REALLY WANT IN LIFE RIGHT NOW <3

>>6600520

except for the disco this makes the '70s sound kinda cool

Pedos please go and stay go.

>>6600526
they will be banned tomorrow and so will smiles

I have a problem. I was raised by end-of-the-world militia type conspiracy theorists who believe there has been a long-running conspiracy orchestrated by the highest levels of American society to eradicate the civil liberties of the average American citizen and that the plot was put in motion at 12:30 PM on November 22, 1963 by a CIA shooter with an 8mm Mauser rifle standing on the car bumpers in the parking lot behind the fence on the grassy knoll. You know the drill, gun control, Bohemian grove, MKUltra, COINTELPRO, all that. The point is, I'm not nearly as bigoted as my family is (they think it's *THE JEWS* and are batshit crazy even by my standards), but because of childhood indoctrination, I still believe in the conspiracy against us, just that it's a product of the military-industrial complex and the elites of American society. I don't want to have this mindset because I know it is irrational and unhealthy, but I can't shake it. Am I going to be stuck in a conspiracy theorist rut for the rest of my life, or is there any way to force my politics to become more mainstream? I want to become a more rationally-minded person for my girlfriend. We love each other very much and have a great relationship, but I know that when my beliefs come up, she feels uncomfortable. I don't want her to feel uncomfortable, especially given that I know that my worldview is based on irrational behavior and making connections where there probably are none. The problem is, I'm at the point where my instant reaction to news and events is to twist them to reinforce my conspiratorial worldview and I don't know how to shake it. Help me?

>TL;DR: raised by conspiracy theorist nutjobs, am a frothing-at-the-mouth conspiracy theorist as a result of it but know it's irrational and crazy. Don't want to be this way, need help.

>>6600478
Wish I could get acid atm, looking for a dealer because I was always getting it through a friend but we don't talk anymore. :L

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>>6600521
Oh that makes more sense. I've never actually seen or know how they get the pictures on there but I love the little sugar tabs the most they just melt in your mouth.We put a bunch of lsd on some altoids a week or so ago

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>tfw no qt nose piercing
why liveeee

>>6600523
i guess i could just kill myself and save myself the hassle

>>6600529
reminder its not pedo once they turn 18

>>6600532
go get fucked and do some drugs

What is the fucking point?
Why should I not kill myself if I am never going to be happy?

>>6600532
Yeah it's not the Jews.

It's Satanists.

>>6600520
red hooked up with rando men at gay bar bathroom stalls
several men a night

>>6600539
Yeah but keep your lust to yourself until that exact moment.

>>6600536
why dont you just buy one?

>>6600535

I'm guessing they just take paper with art on it and then put the acid on it. I've never had it on anything but paper, maybe next time I get some I'll try something fun like that.

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>>6600537
Could stop caring senpaitachi
>>6600541
lifes pretty meaningless but chances are you'll find some mundane task that brings you joy eventually.
>>6600543
Sounds like a pretty good time

>>6600479
Yes, this. I pass, but the fact that I will never have functional, natural female anatomy makes me feel depressed to no end.

>>6600550
But I've gone a whole quarter of my expected lifespan and I've not found anything worth living for.

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>>6600526
heres some new smiles :v
>>6600527
come to
m e l b o u r n e
>>6600541
:( whats wrong anon
i hope you feel ok soon

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>tfw i forgot to eat all day

.___.
should i like make something small now, or?

>>6600550

are you the fat weirdo who said they were pretty famous on the internet the other day?

>>6600540
I used to be a drug addict, so that's a no-go, and I get fucked on the regular. I'm in a very healthy, loving long-term relationship.

>>6600542
I don't believe it's the Jews or Satanists. What I mean is, because of my upbringing, my thought processes automatically jump to conspiracy bullshit. I want to reprogram my brain to not be nuts.

>>6600555
>m e l b o u r n e
explains a lot desu

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hi girls im glad i found this place.

dose anybody else here dress up really sexy and get turned on by it? i like to masturbate for awhile then i typically feel shame. does this mean im a transgender?

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>>6600549
That does make sense the question is what kind of paper. It was pretty fun paper tabs have become my least favorite way.
>>6600554
Maybe stop looking and live just for yourself. Life is pretty interesting time to time and as much as I would love being dead I enjoy living hell of a lot.
>>6600558
kek no

>>6600557
At the very least, eat a bowl of cereal and some fruit.

>>6600555
thank you

whats that on your hand?

>>6600561

actually I find that the frumpier I dress the more turned on I get

I'm thinking of making a smock out of rucksack next time I buy 20 lbs. of potatoes

>>6600557
>>tfw i forgot to eat all day
you woke up late so that doesnt count

>>6600550
yeah ive been trying to not care about a lot of shit in my life for years now

the truth is that i care a lot

i don't like feeling different all the time and always feeling uncomfortable around people

i can never make real connections with people

id like to date but all the girls i meet just seem extremely vain and self-serving

>>6600555
have you posted voice yet
i want to hear your dumb accent
>>6600559
idk what to tell you, if you can't stop being a bag of shit then kys

>>6600536
It's not that expensive...

>>6600557
>not getting thicc
shiggy

>>6600565
see
>>6600492

>>6600559
>You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You can never forget the truth, Alice.

>>6600560
why do people say this ;-;
>>6600565
just stuff i draw on it during school
>>6600570
my voice is shit + i dont have an aus accent i have some hybrid british/american one ;~;

>>6600555
I just don't see the point.
I don't take pleasure out of anything except for harassing people better than me under the guise of anonymity.
There is no point living if all I do is spite other people.

I'm literally a waste of resources.
I don't provide anything useful to society, and I'm not enjoying myself.
My life is a cruel mockery of existance.

There are few people who would be actually saddened if I was to die.
So long as I don't make it look like suicide, I don't see any real reason not to.

>>6600570
Already tried, didn't work. Had a freaky experience at the hospital with a nurse that I later learned didn't exist. Shit was weird. I guess I'm just beyond hope?

>>6600570
omg americans always think we sound like SHE'LL BE ROIT MATE POP A SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE CRIKEY GDAY and then literally every time I have spoken to an american they're like
>what that's not an australian accent
>you sound nothing like paul hogan
>are you from england?

>>6600575
i don't like melbourne because the one guy i really liked moved there with his girlfriend
east coast = worst coast

>surgery yesterday
>moat likely released today
awww yes

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>>6600564

.__. i guess i could make something. maybe ramen? i haven't had ramen in weeks.

>>6600567

true. i woke up at about 4:30 lol

>>6600572

i-i mean i don't really have anything that fattening in my house desu...

>>6600576

Yes, please make it look like a homicide so you don't add to the tranny statistics.

>>6600575
well now i really wanna hear it
>>6600578
post your accent and i'll make fun of it
honestly anything but an american accent is just pronouncing things wrong dude
>>6600577
if at first you don't succeed...

>>6600574
>Alice
Ha, that's funny. But yeah, I'm not some "redpilled" MRA type. I pass, I'm in a healthy relationship, and I'm trying to turn my life around and atone for past mistakes. I just want to change my thought processes because I know the ones my parents taught me are insane.

>>6600581

damn girl if u so hangrey u should selfsuck and eat ur own cum

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Here's a pic for you OP

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>>6600536
your parents wont let you?
you live on campus for school, right?
just get it as soon as you go back to school
>>6600557
no just drink some water and skip for today
>>6600575
>i have some hybrid british/american one ;~;
really? that sounds interesting, i'd love to hear it desu

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>>6600578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UTgvCnvNg2

>>6600566
I need to bring this up with my partner. Maybe dressing like serfs and getting all dirty (in more ways than one) will give our sex life the kick it needs.

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>>6600585

n-no

>>6600587

true. i can't believe i forgot to eat though. i had some food yesterday, but i threw it all up, so. idk.

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>>6600513
Do you use USAA too? I've been a member since '83. Finally picked up a bank account with them a couple years ago.

>>6600528
Sex was actually easy to get. I did lots of dancing with somebody, then fuck them. I kinda went wild with that in '80. After that I waited 'til we got proper privacy.

>>6600532
Get therapy...

>>6600543
When I was 14 I started fucking random people I danced with in clubs. If they danced well, I fucked them or let them fuck me. I did it for companionship more than anything else. BTW, I was wearing dresses all that time I was doing this.

>>6600566
Read up on sack cloth dresses. Used to be all the rage...

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>>6600569
You can't senpai. you really can't. There's a lot of vain moronic assholes out there and you can't care. You just gotta be you. Find your crowd and not give a shit about what anyone else has to say. Being normal and fitting in is hard with out being trans. There's awful boys and girls out there and some pretty awesome ones. You just gotta find the ones you want which is hard but if you go out there and find out who you are it becomes so much easier. Social media really is an awesome thing for finding real friends and all kinds of cool peeps.

>>6600586
hey thanks
what the fuck is that
>>6600591
you're not even trying
>>6600595
i have used usaa but i don't currently.

>>6600576
that can change anon
if you dont like how you treat people then you can change how
you treat them
it takes time but
things can and will change
>>6600579
:(
>>6600583
>>6600587
noo trust me u dont

>>6600592

this is only tangentially related but I know a guy with a mud fetish

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>>6600581
then get some bb

>>6600594
>t i threw it all up,
jelly desu, i can't purge properly anymore
also, did that happen voluntarily or.....?
>>6600600
nice dubs
nah i totally do desu, but if you're not comfortable thats fine, lol

>>6600593

Then you're not a tranny m8 you're just a faggot.

>>6600595

That sounds really fun.

>>6600603
holy crap
im gonna be that thicc one day i swear >:D

>>6600600
pls don't be nice to me
you are one of the people who i am mean to
you're making me feel bad ;_;

>>6600536
That nose looks inflamed as fuck.

>>6600583
gib skype and I'll call you later
not posting my voice here lol
I hate it far too much

>>6600607
EXCELLENT

>>6600607

but you won't have the preggo stretch marks

>>6600601
There is a whole studio dedicated to quicksand pornography. Not joking.

>>6600600
smiles pls
you'll already never marry what do you have to lose
>>6600613
my skaype is "alljadetaylor"
anyone can feel free to request me

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>>6600610
dw anon things can change c:
>>6600613
>:D
>>6600614
I-I guess
>>6600616
;~;

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>tfw you're trying to move in with your gf but until september you can only see her once a week

>>6600594
why did you do that

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I'mmmm so edamnnnn boreddd just sooo damnnn borreeddd so under jottteedddd just damnn bored so damn bored and underjoyed

*shuts door*

>>6600618

Okay so why would a faggot want to be a tranny? You're still a faggot before and after all of that.

>>6600619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzPzwnyWsNs

>>6600615

I know a guy who knows a guy who commissioned balloon popping videos from a porn studio. The girl was fully clothed.

>>6600620
I sort of know that feel. I move in with my gf end of August, but we're 100 miles apart until then because we met at college and I have family obligations this summer that keep me from spending my whole summer in our apartment with her. It'll work out, anon.

>>6600625
Oh shit, he said he wouldn't tell. That guy was me, pre-transition.

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>>6600603

b-but......... i don't want to be fat ;__;

>>6600604
>>6600621

i'm lactose intolerant, and after eating basically vegan for 2-3 weeks i tried having some pizza, and it made me feel sick. i felt absolutely disgusting so i forced a finger down my throat.

>>6600630
oh you went vegan!? me too desu
i like you more now

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I need to go to bed now, but just remember to always stay positive, friends!

Good things will surely come! <3

>>6600597
That's an old Mercedes someone fucking ruined with their rice shit.

>>6600619
i'm gonna go and feel guilty for a while

i don't hate melbourne for real btw
i just can't afford to leave this shitheap
fox grapes, etc

>>6600629

The funny part is that I could see the guy being trans. Not the balloon popping guy, but the guy who knows him.

>>6600630
ohh
okay okay
yeah you know, most not-white people are lactose intolerant; lmao
i mean TECHNICALLY the human body wasn't really made for dairy products, and milk and cheese are only a little gross when you think about them, lmao
i mean if you switched to vegan u should totally stick with that desu; i've been aiming for that for ages, but its hard to keep up since i love "mexican" food so much

also dont make a habit of purging, lol

>>6600626
>calling bexe anon

god i love this meme, its even more hilarious that its likely unintentional

>>6600634
nini jacklyn ^^
>>6600637
:c cya anon
hope you feel better soon

>>6600635
it looks like a dumbass fury road cosplay

i guess i'll just try to go to sleep again

>>6600644

*carsplay

>>6600620
We're gonna make it cutie
>tfw you're trying to find a summer job so you can help contribute to the move-in

>>6600635
>Mercedes
>ruined
impossible to ruin something already shitty

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>>6600630
there is a very, very big difference between thicc and fat

>>6600642
Oh shit, I didn't even realize. I guess it's just reflex to call people anon on here.

>>6600649
those
legs
x~x
brb eating cheese and pb

>>6600641
you can still eat mexican and be vegan, well... somewhat

>>6600642
>>6600650
anon is a term of endearment

>>6600653
Mexicans may or may not be people depending on how you feel about racism and stuff but I'm pretty sure nobody argues that they aren't made of meat.

>>6600646
holy shit shut up
>>6600649
why is this not me

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>>6600647
>tfw any job your gf gets might preclude you from seeing each other at all for weeks

>>6600654
thank you

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>>6600632

sort of! lol. i mean i hadn't intended on it, but i stopped eating meat, and i only really eat fruits and veggies now for dietary purposes.
i basically have to be a vegan to be in good shape anyways because i have crohn's disease.

>>6600641

i'll try not to make it a habit. i mean i just avoid meat these days, and i drink almond/soy milk and byproducts so idk. i just feel awful when i eat any meat or dairy products lately.

>>6600649

i would get fat, not thicc.

>>6600648
>Implying
Old Mercedes were god tier.

I'm the car memer here, get out.

>>6600659

hey I have crohn's too

>>6600656
its ok im here

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>>6600644

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUEKreyTkvA
>new chairs
holy shit i love them
>>6600664
saved

>>6600653
lmao how
i like trash mexican food with is like full of cheese sometimes and animal grease and stuff
like
there is literally a Mexican resutrant i go to almost weekly where the owner knows my name and face and could probably guess what i want to eat that day
and then there's king taco which my mother and I love
i mean one could totally do "vegan substitutes" for everything, but i rather just try to eat "healthy" in general, instead of specifically aim to be vegan (or even vegetarian) because i do like meat, even though i dont actually eat that much of it.
honestly, i should probably put more effort into grocery shopping and cooking, but sometimes the effort to do that is incredibly hard to muster+other eating disorder problems so yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
ty for reading my 3rd blog post; please like, comment, rate, and subscribe
>>6600659
yeah dairy is trash, and meat isn't that great either
you should probably just like "overhaul" and plan all your meals, when i've done that it makes life way simpler

>>6600660
top kek
pls tell me you are joking

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>>6600606
It was. Unfortunately I was introduced to heroin in that period, and got a nasty habit. I ended up changing my plans and go into rehab. Fucked up some friendships too as I felt needed to stay away from all the drugs to stay clean. maybe I went overboard, but I never used heroin again.

If you watch the HBO movie 54 on Studio 54, that is tame compared to what it was like. Sadly Studio 54 closed in early '80 while the owners were in jail, but I continued my ways at other clubs.

>>6600658
That would be terrible... hopefully we can find a way of having both

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>forced to choose between career I want and career that could pay for my surgeries before I'm old and ugly anyways

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>>6600657
find a special person and get them to feed you fast food and ice cream

google rightly points out that certain... appetite stimulants.. might be able to help with this

>>6600672

Get on HRT, present male. Problem solved now go do what you need to do.

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uhhhh wtf

>>6600675
red isnt a femboy

>>6600676
but i only gain weight in my belly and not in my (modestly sized) boobs and (already cakeish) thighs

>>6600679
I refreshed, fixed it

>>6600680
work out and be active, dont overeat; being chubby is gross dude, and alot of "thick" has to deal with muscle; especially with regard to thighs

>>6600677
That solves nothing. By the time I get my surgeries and am not just a fruity little man with boobs most people my age will already be paired off. Being trans already fucks up your odds of not dying alone enough.

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>>6600671
if we can't, it'll still be worth being able to come home straight into your arms every day after work and fall asleep face to face every night and wake up to your beautiful smile... it'll just drive me completely insane in the interim

>>6600684
i'm losing weight but i have no say over my diet rn so i can't really build muscle.
idk maybe i should get a gym regimen or something

testing

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>>6600662

;_; i'm sorry. it sucks.

>>6600666

i just want to eat everything lately idk. i need to do my shot today. i haven't done it in a week lool

>>6600686

It solves everything if you can cope living as a dude for a bit longer. If you're on HRT than you're negating any more effects from there on. You can always get surgeries and shit later.

if you don't have the balls or foresight to do this then continue on with your meager choices

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have assne make it go away

>About to go to bed
>Check OKCupid
>One of the cuties I messaged the other day messaged me back

H E L P

>>6600694
benzoyl peroxide

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why do trannies always blame being trans for not having a relationship
like no
most people I heard saying that are just socially awkward or whiny as fuck
neither of those is trans exclusive
are there any legit reasons tho ?

>>6600695
Message him/her. Tell them you're tired but want to talk nonetheless.

>>6600689
>but i have no say over my diet
this is a lie, do not tell yourself that.
your options may be very few, but you can decide what you ingest

a self-workout routine would be fine I bet.
>>6600692
LMAO
yeah you should do your shot, lol
>i just want to eat everything
wait, are u on progesterone still?
>>6600695
reply to them?????

>>6600692

I'm on azathioprine and budesonide and I can eat whatever I want, it usually doesn't even affect my day-to-day life anymore. Was probably the worst pain of my life so far for a while though

>>6600691
yo quid

>>6600688
Cutie... I'll do my best to find something that gives us some time together, though knowing me I'd be lucky to get anything

>>6600691
MWAHAHAHAAA

>>6600693
Whether or not I go on HRT isn't even a part of the question I asked. You solved a problem I don't have.

>>6600698
i'm not dating anyone because i'm scared of having to have sex with someone and i have extremely high standards

>>6600698
most transpeople i know are more than happy to admit that they are losers

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im
soo bo
ored
someone
save me ;-;

>>6600698
I used to do this, and then I met a wonderful gal who I love to death. It's a bit harder to find someone depending on how accepting your area is, but at the end of the day if you just get on OK Cupid and don't go into online dating with a preconceived image of your ideal partner, you're golden. It's that easy.

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>tfw your gf has the greatest butt

What is my best bet if I want to get topped by something fem looking?

I don't think you guys want to fuck thick masculine ass but I'm not sure where to look.

I'm pretty much a straight guy and I feel like it's to gay if I get fucked by guys?

Do top mtf's exist? if not what is my best bet besides guys that look like fucking men

thanks

>>6600698

It's hard finding a partner while trans. You severely limit yourself in the dating pool. It might open up other parts, like fetish chasers but other than that, most cis men want cis women and for good reasons too.

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>>6600698
>why do X always do Y
lily pls

>>6600700

>reply to them?????

I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT IS THIS "REPLY" YOU SPEAK OF

AAAAAAA HELP

>>6600712
You want a shemale prostitute.

>>6600710

wow low standards around here, but i guess beggars can't be choosers

>>6600712

>Claims to be a straight guy
>Wants to be fucked in the ass

Son... Just admit it to yourself, already. You'll be much happier if you do. There's nothing wrong with it, either. <3

>>6600712
just get with a dude who cares if it's gay

>>6600708
watch shaun micallef on iview

>>6600712
Bexe is~
I don't know you so I don't really feel like sharing but she is evidence that top mtfs exist

>>6600710
>bexe butt finally gets posted
*grabs*

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>>6600698

i have no idea. i've had so many boyfriends and dated so many men in general lol

>>6600700

nooo i stopped progesterone because it drives me insane. i think it's just the lack of estrogen. wyd btw?

>>6600701

i'm happy that you're better now! i stopped taking medication for it because it made me feel weird, so. sucks regardless.

>>6600712

>I don't think you guys want to fuck thick masculine ass
this is my fetish. hairy butts <3

>>6600710
Excuse me, but that's wrong. She has a good butt, but it's my girlfriend who has the greatest butt.

>>6600708
whats highschool like in australia
is it half fighting wildlife and half flirting with eachother

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>>6600726
same desu

>>6600698
Congratulations on living in a place where people don't just want to beat the everloving shit out of trannies. Get some fucking perspective or get off the soap box.

You girls hate male chasers because you're not attracted to men.

If there was a bunch of girl chasers you wouldn't care.


Why do you all pretend you like men?

Just admit it already your entire life is a lie.

>>6600731
it was more of a 60-40 kind of deal in my experience

>>6600731
its all people flirting with eachother with me in the corner just like ;~;

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>>6600733

GIVE HIM TO ME

>>6600731
it's really nothing special

someone burnt down my locker, i got to go to Burra on a bus and i made a beepy boopy thing out of capacitor and speaker

oh my teacher also sang "friday on my mind" once
and when i went 'back home' (like two hours out of town) to a field days i saw the same teacher

>>6600702
hi

i'm trying to crack kato's !CuddlepluM trip by drawing symbols into google translate but no luck so far ;_;

>>6600706
valid reasons
>>6600707
good I hope they work on their problems and get happy
>>6600709
exactly
>>6600713
I fully disagree
>>6600714
:^)
>>6600717
angry /v/irgin : the post
>>6600726
jupp lmao
>>6600734
didn't know they had access to 4chan in saudi arabia

>>6600698
The only legit reasons some ppl dont have partners are either:

They aren't ready for a relationship yet
They haven't met a person they gel well with
Or they're a shitty person who no one wants to date.

personally im the third, but at least im only shitty on the inside

>>6600704
fuk u and ur agp trip

w-what kind of fag would cuddle naked with anyone

>_>

>>6600718
Honestly anon not a bad option but part of this is like being held and other gay romantic shit.
Idk, it just seems depressing and not fun

>>6600720
I do like girls anon, idk.
I just put something in my ass the otherday and it felt so good and ever since I've kind of been thinking about it alot.
Also kind of want to be the small spoon but girls rarely do it :/
Guys just seem gross and not cute

>>6600726
do you think you could also pat my head

>>6600732
I guess kind of but I feel like at a really low level of it if that makes sense?

>>6600737
flirt with people dumbo
you're in highschool
>>6600736
do you have animal heads on your walls at home
>>6600741
this sounds way more boring than my highschool. there was a band teacher (female) who fucked a student in a fiel trip. and a gym/history teacher (male) who creeped on girls i knew and might have sent nudes to a couple of my friends when they graduated.
also had a teacher get hit with a desk by a student. some people said he stabbed him but he didn't.

>>6600746
sox pls
happy bday btw <3

>>6600725
A good choice, it is a very squeezable butt
>>6600727
We may just have to agree to disagree anon, though I'm glad you have a great butt gf

>>6600748

>do you think you could also pat my head
if you're a cute masculine gentleman then yes. i love that shit.

>>6600745
You're such a horrible person. I hope any questioning people lurking here know better than to believe your endless lies. Keep hell warm for me.

>>6600749
I have hats

power went out for 3 hours after a car crash nearby.

thank fuck it's back on.

>>6600749
i cant tho
im gross
and people think im gross
and im a tranny

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>>6600745
>":^)"
(^: guess you got what you wanted, (you)'s

>>6600750
lily pls

thank you! i got some neat perfume and some nice shoes :D

>>6600755
do you own any clothes made out of animals you killed yourself
>>6600757
you're cute tho
stop sitting around flirting with old people on the internet. go find a nice highschool fuck before it's too late.

or don't actually, you're really innocent and sweet and now i feel bad. you're too anime for this world.

>>6600720
she'll come to her senses and transition one day, hopefully

>>6600735
>waaah nobody is sucking my cock right now I hate you all

>>6600743
that's pretty close

>>6600698
>>6600726
ease/success varies a lot by factors like passing, height, build, srs status, looks, etc
probs not as easy for a girl built like huge jackedman but SHRUG

>>6600757
that's right
you are gross

nah but for serious now
just go for it
as a guy in year 8 said once while describing his girlfriend: "a hole is a hole m8"
she was so mad tho

>>6600761
animals?
no

>>6600753
really
what the fuck so there is hope
hold me anon

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>>6600747

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>>6600763

but i'm hugh jackman

>>6600768

let's do it

>>6600754
>let me just hurl insults around like a grownup
adorable
anything else ?
>>6600758
not rly
while i admit poorly phrased it just annoys me that way too often I read/hear "buhuhuhu just cause I trans" wich just isn't true 90% of the time
>>6600759
nice ^-^
I got my appendix removed for you
it's in the mail

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>>6600698
>why do trannies always blame being trans for not having a relationship
is it trannies in general, or just trannies here
also, its probably alot of people that are scared to date "because they're trans" but there are actually alot of other issues and the tranny matter is easiest to display/talk about
>>6600710
thats a man's ass desu
>>6600715
uhhh
idk
>>6600726
ohh
yah im not taking it rn bc it makes me uncontrollably horny and i dont like that very much

umm, tumblr+watching "Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll" +trying to avoid my mood going to shit+doing laundry+contemplating existence
wbu???

seven

>>6600766
>animals?
....should i ask if you have any clothes made out of....
people???

>>6600770
THE WOLVERINE

>>6600761
no one would want to everyone at school calls me a faggot
>>6600764
plus no one i like at school other than this one boy who definitely isnt in to me :/

>>6600776
well that's just fucking brilliant now isn't it

>>6600777
o-of course not

>>6600779
australia must be really afraid of gay stuff or somethin
>>6600780
.....
u sure?

>>6600781
its just high schoolers, australia is nice

>>6600774

that's a lot of shit on your plate, girl. lmao
should i text you?
i'm just watching the gilmore girls and hanging out. you know me. i'm not too exciting.
my coffee maker comes today though so i think i'm going to just stay up all night and fix my schedule so i can work a lot again.

>>6600778

duhnuhnuhnuhnuhhhnuhnuh
duhnuhnuhnuhnuuuhnuhhnuh
duhhnuhnuhnuhnuuuhnuuuuhnuuuuuuh
nuhnuh.
DUNNUHNUHNUHNUHHHNUHNUH

>>6600771
i will treat it with all of my love and care and make it big and strong again

>>6600747
>Implying naked cuddles aren't best cuddles
>>6600774
Clearly I'm spending time with the wrong men

>>6600773
I don't want to be trans at all.
I love looking like and being a guy, I've always been into overly romantic shit and it just seems hot for someone to overly like and care about you.

Theres also like no porn of this, maybe its somewhat femdom but that shits aggresive and not romantic.
I think it's honesty mommy issues


>>6600770
who is that anon
is that you

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>>6600771
>while i admit poorly phrased
I don't think the phrasing is the issue as much as the categorical implication of the statement. Either way I agree that being trans doesn't make finding company any harder even if you are uggonopass. Maybe long term with cis guys is harder because a lot of them want biological kids but other than that it shouldn't be much of a hindrance.

>>6600781
victoria and sa are turbogay states
like for real

>>6600790
oh cool
then maybe i should go to australia
i'll go find blind and live happily ever after

>>6600774
in general
sounds plausible
thanks for the possible explanation :3
>>6600784
yes pls :D
>>6600786
cool comeback v
anthinh else ?

>>6600792
who's blind?

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>>6600746
I kinda feel I fit
>aren't ready for a relationship yet
I feel way to fucked up.

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>>6600788

this is me, yeah.

>>6600731
i went to highschool in Australia

there was a secret fight club during lunchtimes in the gym, one of the teachers was involved in it and got fired/there was a huge court case over it

doc says I'm not ready for a relationship

fuck you doc

I'mma marry this girl some day

>>6600794
an anon from here who i haven't talked to in...too long.
>>6600797
lol
now that sounds like australia

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Hello dankness my old friend, ive come with you again~

>>6600797
my school was literally homo
everyone got on reasonably well --not even joking

>>6600796
am i falling for some meme shit because im new or are you real

your actually really fucking attractive

i thought i was going to have to get fucked by some 110lb emo kid of grindr but this thread just changed my fucking life
are you guys all this hot what the fuck is going on

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>>6600783
lmao, no im okay rn, lol
i ALMOST did call u at like 4 in the morning the otherday though, lmao, but yah i am fine
ohhhhhh
i want a coffee maker. which one did u get?
i was reading that like, ground coffee beans are somtimes weighed down with like dirt and shit, and it's better to buy the beans???? so like i've been wanting to buy a machine with a bean grinder and everything since like monday or something

the wolverine is a good movie hugh jackman was shirtless alot, dont make fun, pls
>>6600787
lmao
>>6600793
kek
>>6600798
ur probably not desu,

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>>6600804
lmao

>>6600804
ACHTUNG
ACHTUNG
PAS AUF
PAS AUF
BEEP BOOP
BEEP BOOP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WARNING
WARNING

>>6600796
ohh look at dis
https://uchimada.com/product/tatsuo/
do u still like lingerie?
this stuff in this store is cute

Well after that bit of nothing that comprises the entirety of the emotional validation I'll be getting for the next year or so, I woke up early again
How are you

>>6600804
thats actually her

>>6600804
Photoshop

>>6600805
we've already talked about marriage and we're going to get engaged in a month or two

>>6600813
>engaged
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6600813
typical lesbians

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>>6600804

lmao naw i mean that's actually me. it's not edited at all. lots of the girls who post here are pretty. i think i'm one of the only versatile girls sexually that posts here, though.

>>6600805

WAIT WHY DID YOU ALMOST CALL ME THE OTHER DAY???
i got this one! https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FTNEGS/
i always get cheapo ones. 4 cup is fine if it's just you. it doesn't have a bean grinder so idk ;_; i just love coffee.
was that the x-men movie with all the other random characters btw?

>>6600808

why must you facilitate my bankruptcy???

>>6600818
*insert uhaul image here*

>>6600804
she looks like hugh jackman irl I've met her
that's just some bitch from reddit we steal her pics all the time

>>6600809
bad gotta stay one more night at hospital cause they wabt to keep their quota
on the bright side tho
for every night my insurance gives me cash money

i really like red
anything I should know desu

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>>6600818

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>>6600821
kek

>>6600822
You were dying
Last time I went to the hospital they kept me for like 5 days and only gave me fluids and bad food

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>>6600819
You look like you're made of plastic.

>>6600830
There's a reason she's called DOLL-face

>>6600830

i am.

>>6600763
naw this is the trip i've always had, i'm just gonna test in old mtfg threads that are past bump limit to avoid embarrassment ;-;

i will never stop trying until I crack !CuddlepluM, ever

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>>6600833
Get smaller lips.

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>>6600835
QUID IS THE BEST

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Uugghh just finished mowing my parents huge ass lawn
My legs are jello

>>6600819
Honestly im really sucking your dick right now but
deal with it
normally with some mtfs i just want to like face fuck them and do then gay things but your to pretty looking to do that with, at least the face fucking
that may have been the most white knight shit ive ever said
im getting gayer by the day man

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>>6600805
I like it so much I've watched it a number of times.

>>6600840
awww :(
hope you recover

>>6600835
>!CuddlepluM
Enjoy your aeon of testing trips

>>6600840
>not just letting your lawn overgrow into a forest

>>6600841
>too pretty to face fuck
look at this chump

pretty girls wanna get face fucked too dude

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Is this shithole of a hell still awake?

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>>6600813
i mean, that is fine, and you can totally get engaged, buuuuuuuuut, i'm willing to bet that your therapist might be on to something; idk, i just would heed their advice or give it more weight, idk
i personally dont think i could handle being married married atm, and i'm older than u, but u are not me, so idk
>>6600818
yes.
>>6600819
lmao i was just going through it lol, and i was like "i should call someone?? i should talk to someone rn that would help???, but its so late the only person who is probably maybe awake rn is edie" but i dealt with it lol yeah

ohhh thats classic and cute, i like it. what kind of coffee do u like?
>why must you facilitate my bankruptcy???
sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol. i've been wanting to buy some lingerie for a while; but i would never wear it for myself i dont think, plus pic related

oh the wolverine is the one where wolverine goes to japan and theres the robot at the end, and it has the ninjas, etc
>>6600842
really?? i only saw it twice i think, i just looked up screenshots of shirtless jackman

>>6600839
:3 <3

>>6600844
I'm not generating it, she posted a screenie of it by accident which is why she changed her trip

it's just that it's moonrunes ofc so i'm having to do trial and error figuring out which of the similar looking symbols it is

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>>6600849
I think maybe 3 people thought I was you recently when you were gone for a day or 2

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>>6600841
Beep boop, Chaser alert.

>>6600848
I just woke up.

>>6600850
Wahhh

>>6600848
sup

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>>6600845
Yeaa i told them i whanted to be queen of the jungle, but they whouldnt listen

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>>6600835
There's a tripcode tester yaknow. Also dont steal my CuddlepluM she's mine!

im getting tired of looking grosser and grosser
like my face is getting worse and so is my body in general
not to mention the stress is killing my hairs nice sheen.
i just want to look decent but i just look like ass rip
>>6600840
aww
hope your legs feel better and stop jelloing

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>>6600848
i cant sleep

i feel like shit

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Tfw great relationship is starting as a great relationship ended.

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>>6600836

every single woman who is widely considered to be gorgeous has full lips. small lips are ugly, and undesirable. making out with them is even worse. it's like a baby bird pecking at you mercilessly.

>>6600841

i'm sorry for your loss of absolute dominant heterosexuality i suppose lol. personally i like getting face fucked.
i just want a qt bf to do qt things with, idk.

>>6600849

well if you're ever going through it you can call me yknow!!!!!!!!! i'm always here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i loooooooooove death wish coffee, but it's only uber delicious with creamer. i drink the dunkin original because it's tasty regardless.
also l m a o my tits are an A cup as well, so! i want to buy a ton of stuff off of there, but that shipping ~__~ btw i totally loved that wolverine movie desu.

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>>6600854
>>6600858
oh cool it was worth it coming here :)
I love you guys
>>6600853
Alvin yr cool too lol

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>>6600861
Yes fuller lips are nice, but it looks like you got stung by a wasp.

>>6600849
I've got borderline, any therapist in their right mind would say that it's a bad idea to be in a relationship, but I'm not going to put my life on hold for years while I wait to recover. The fact that I'm in love with someone I fall under idealization with, and they love me back, gives me a mood boost good enough to make me not want to kill myself for the time.

>>6600864
hi chara

>>6600863
at least you seem happy

>>6600859
that's awesome!
but be careful. jumping into something new too quickly can burn you out and make you dependent on relationships
>>6600863
ily2

>>6600858
I can't sleep either btw. I hope you don't feel too bad nim. How was telling yr counselor btw?

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>>6600865
I don't see how anyone could really love you.

>>6600866
Good morning nimmy!

>>6600867
I'm really worried about that but I can only hope to stay aware of that. Us gemini's have a distinct sense of independence or so it says. Anything new with you, Linda?

>>6600869
wow, what a bitch. I'm a real fuckin sweatheart irl to those I care about.

how do is tart seeing myself as a girl again?
today i looked in the mirro and started crying because i no longer see a girl
i see a boy that looks like a 14 year old

>>6600649
>there is a very, very big difference between thicc and fat
Yeah, and the name of that difference is "testosterone and muscles".

>>6600659
>i would get fat, not thicc.
That's because you have no testosterone and no muscles.

>>6600870
being a gemini is suffering
>linda
am i missing a reference?

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>>6600864

that's just what they look like ;_; i didn't overdraw them at all in these pics. guys like them a lot, so.