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THIS THREAD WAS FIRST
also how lame is this?
>>6606233
it may sound good but it not.

1st for red's a dirty whore and deserves bullying

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>>6606195
>you two even made me reconsider girls for a while
>for a while
>mfw

th-thanks though, it feels like the healthiest human contact i've ever had so i'm glad there's some external corroboration

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>>6606218
ill take it
>>6606221
yeah im a little bit cute

"I missed it, where"
One of the previous threads. Red doesn't like me for my car memes

I'm not even that attractive though honestly

"You know red was a whore"
Yes I don't really care. I fucked around quite a bit too when I used to be popular, and whatever red did in the past is her choice. I genuinely like her.

>i didnt mess up this time
Woo
>>6606238
Red's taste in men is presumably very different from my own. Post again.

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>>6606205
I wouldn't come to you if I wasn't in desperate need of an adult. Save me from this nothing I've become. Restored is fine, I'd want to drive the beauty if I ever got it, not just violently masturbate to it in a garage.

>>6606238
It's probably because you're totally cute and I'm going to try and seduce you once I'm cute for this reason.

how to stop sad

>>6606246
Cool, what kind am I bringing?

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>>6606245
you have to, like, have girls that interest you to do something about it. for a while I though I would put the effort to find them but I'm too old for this shit.

>>6606252
Drug

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>>6606243
That's it. I'm trying myself to Red. You heard it here first.

>>6606258
In addition to trying myself to her I am tying myself to her.

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>>6606252
do some activity unrelated to your feelings.

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>>6606248
Fuck.. alright. I only have 2 pictures low res enough for 4chan, and both of them are bad.

>Inb4 you're not even attractive
Yes I know.

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Let's do this joke properly this time.

>>6606227 (Cross-thread)

> because you have groups of friends and it would damage the mechanic and make people unconfortable

EH?! NANDATTE?!

>>6606257
thats not good to help you from being sad
youll feel even worse after

>>6606259
anime isnt real

>>6606261
video games arent working

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>>6606259
yuri can make you feel worse tho

>>6606263
You look a lot sexier in the other one, just saying. I wasn't like super impressed by this one but then OOF.

>>6606260
>tfw red will never tie you up and bully you and fuck your mouth

>>6606263
T R A N S I T I O N W H E N

>>6606265
escapism never works, stop that. when I say do something I mean actually do something that won't allow you to stare blankly like a souless manequin.
Jog, excercise, draw, write, cook, clean, anything that implies complex actions that requrie attention of more than your finger tips.

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>>6606248
>>6606267
K whatever here's the shirtless one where I look 15 by request.

>>6606270
Literally never.

>>6606272
YASSS
>car guy will never help you with car... thingies and then violate your butte
Sad times to live desu.

>>6606263
you have decent lips and while big your nose has a gender neutral form.
go to your informed consent.

>>6606271
thats a good idea
because staring soullessly is what im doing right now

give draw requests
dont worry, im good

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>>6606280
bring back nice memories of JFK.

im a very good girl

>>6606249
Car senpai please notice me. ;-;
I don't mean to be needy but I really am a stupid in desperate need of saving.

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>>6606280
action scene

Will you people not fuck which thread to use at least once in your life?

Anyway
I need a magic wand.
My friend "abused" me with one last night and by the gods did it felt incredible.
My boobs and crotch are still tender and hurting a bit and I like it

>>6606264
>EH?! NANDATTE?!
when you meet people in a group (they knew each other before you, you all shared the same activity, and so on) when two people start going out you get a ton of ugly side effects like:
>other friends think the other girls are up for grabs
>the couple is all lovey dovey and it's the same as if they weren't there
>they try to insert you in their private lives (in a non sexual way)
>they try to insert you in their private lives (in a sexual way)
>they brake up
>they don't want to be next to each other
>they make their friends choose who they prefer

>>6606291
Half of the people here don't even know what board they're on much less which thread they're in.

>20, 2 years on E, and pass for butch lesbian
>carry a knife, flashlight, and multitool everyday
>dress in all blue collar women's clothes (Carhartt jackets, flannels, plain t-shirts, Levis 501s, and work boots all day every day)
>still get called "ma'am" and "miss" all the time

My life is great, and then I get to come home from work and be a subby little pet for my girlfriend and cuddle on the couch and watch cartoons and horror movies and eat Chinese takeout. As bad as being trans is, sometimes life is good. The only way this could get better is if I became cis or at least somehow managed to get enough money to get surgery sooner.

>>6606287
*headpats*

>>6606297
<3

>>6606276
Well that post was a pretty big self esteem boost in all honesty.

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I want Chara.
Summon Chara.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU

>>6606284
The last president concerned with our civil liberties... I have a moment of silence at 12:30 every 22 November.

Kiwi is threatening to kill herself on skype what do I do?

>tfw u pass out and then wake up later because someone is on top of u kissing u and feeling up ur tits
Wow I feel super gross and shit now

>>6606301
chara should really take a pic squatting already.

>>6606302
he was as bad as all the ones that came right after but he didn't have time to fuck up as much as every other one had. you just like him because there's a propaganda machine to make him look like a victim with tons of potential instead of the same reactionary, big bussiness loving, war monger everyone else is.

>>6606272
You're alright looking. Gj.
>>6606275
>Cars idk
Good chuckle outta me

>>6606305
Call her local emergency hotline if she's serious.

>>6606312
I don't have enough info to give them.

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>700 years earlier
>Cheop's pyramid was built
>highest structure for thousands of years
>white as snow
>golden top
>700 years later
>middle empire
>"pyramid builders"
>pic related
so fucking funny and sad tbqh

>>6606300
As if entering this desert full of thirsty bitches isn't the biggest self esteem boost for any attractive boy. You could have your way with just about anyone who isn't a transbian or taken. Try not to abuse.
Also you do car things which is cool.

>>6606305
call the Suffolk County police

>>6606311
I get tired of typing that out every time I post since I'm on mobile.
And thanks. sort of a backhanded compliment, but I'll take it.

>>6606309
this happened to meonce
>>6606305
tell her Isla doesn't want her to die and see another friend die... please

>>6606314
tell them to put patrol cars in front of the train stations

>>6606309
That's my fetish though.

>>6606310
>implying he wasn't assassinated in a CIA plot to put LBJ in office for the express purpose of expanding our involvement in SE Asia, thereby funnelling more money into the military-industrial complex and giving our government and the CIA an excuse to go through with more unconstitutional infringements on our civil liberties

>>6606320
Is it backhanded?
You're very fit looking for someone whos on the internet and that is pretty cool. I guess thats regular for auto tho. Stronk guys working on cars.

Btw if you're using clover theres a "default name" function in your settings.

>>6606316
I don't think you understand.
I really don't like how thin I am and I can't gain weight which pisses me right the fuck off. And I used to be ugly, and I never really recovered from how people used to treat me.

Someone posting something like that actually meant a lot to me.

>>6606315
Lily, what the hell are you talking about?

i don't want kiwi to hurt herself

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>>6606301
CH CH CH CH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqDXlfASMM
ARA ARA ARA ARA

>>6606326
"Alright"
But hey. Thank you for that one. I'm in alright shape now, it's deceptive how thin I am, I have actual muscle mass and strength, it's just my body fat is so low I'm basically on the brink of organ failure at all times. I'm literally 3% bf away from death. I wish I was kidding


And holy fuck thank you.

>>6606331
Me neither. Kiwi, please stay safe.

>>6606327
Are you not sure why you can't gain weight? Have you considered gluten intolerance? Extremely common and extremely under diagnosed.

Also if it means so much to you then be more receptive of my drunken advances in ~3.2 years kthx. c:

is this a car battery attached to their nipples while he is leaking precum in their pants everywhere.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/iwhmgv.webm
nsfw obvs.

>tfw you're going to a party tonight
>tfw it's BYO
>tfw you're bringing enough to get every single person there wasted
>tfw you don't even want to drink
btw you are me

>>6606326
I can't seem to find it in settings. Am I retarded.

>>6606336
It's a vibe you butt monkey.

dan, please stop posting here

>>6606336
A car battery does have the amperage to push through that much flesh as far as I know so could be.

>>6606340
some people do use car batteries attached to it.
its apparently actual electric shocks being used there.
>>6606343
yeah i know some people use them that way
which btw is not the way youre supposed to use them
you put them in the car and do voodoo magic to help the care move

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>>6606284
did this and got bored

on to the next one

>>6606336
>40yo man hand touching up some rando pyt
Gross
>>6606338
If your app is like mine
Go to the front page of any board and select your options button in the upper right hand corner
Scroll down to settings
In settings, you'll go down to the "posting" section, which should be the third one down. Default name is the first option there.

>>6606335
I'll keep that in mind in 3.2 years haha.
And gluten intolerance? How would that make me thin? If you fix my ability to gain weight I'll love you forever tbhfam
>Tfw 8% bodyfat
How am I alive

>>6606342
kiwi please don't do it :(

I'll miss you

>>6606342
You alright?
>>6606343
I would assume a car battery would hurt way too much.

>>6606351
>>6606352
i'm fine just boyfriend problems.

>>6606328
lol mixed up the threads sry m lady was meant for his

>>6606353
threatening to kill herself as per usual

when the top half of the face is hot but then the bottom half is just like
please no
>>6606351
i support this notion.
please dont hurt yourself kiwi
>>6606352
it wouldnt if you do it properly.

>>6606350
Gluten intolerance, means your body can't tolerate gluten, which is in wheat products. Causes damage to your intestines and makes it so you don't process food right. I had a BMI of 16 before I got diagnosed with it. Not sure about fat % though. Anyways just ask your doc about it, it's a simple test.

>>6606356
i'm not he just made it up
i'm fine.

>>6606347
Actually it basically just uses a little motor to turn the engine around to complete the first two strokes of the engine (assuming it's a 4stroke and not a dirt bike or a fucking rotary engine)
Then the engine keeps itself running as long as there is fuel/air

>>6606353
If you need to talk I'm around

>>6606354
>/his/
Man confirmed, we got you, Lily. How does it feel to be blasted in the ass this hard?

>>6606336
oh god is there a full video i want to lick it up

>>6606359
I have proof if you want me to post it.

>>6606360
It also runs the lights so if you leave your lights on while the engine is off you drain the battery and then it won't start and then you sit and cry in your car.

>>6606309
iktf
came to in the back of a limo while it was sitting outside my home, and had no idea what, who, where, but I could feel I'd been anally fucked.

>>6606367
if you want me to post how you messaged my mom on facebook threatening to post my nudes to my own fucking mother

kiwi i don't really understand whats going on but i want you to know that I care about you

>>6606368
That's because the engine isn't spinning the alternator which charges your battery as you drive.

You barely use any gas at all idling your vehicle. May as well leave it on desu

>>6606370
Nice lies.

>>6606360
>>6606368
>>6606373
so total fucking voodoo magic?
>>6606366
no fucking clue.

What the hell is going on in this thread?

>>6606358
Genuinely thank you. I'll talk to my doctor about that.

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>Red goes nini and trip nonsense dies down for the most part
>BREAKING NEWS KIWI ON SUICIDE WATCH
Hour after our work is never over.

>>6606370
kiwi im pretty close by is there any way I could help you

Every thread i mother has drama ;_;

>>6606380
On the one hand I hope that's your problem so it solves it but on the other hand I hope it's not because you won't be able to eat most pizza.

Always happy to help though! I have half of the genetic disorders under the sun so i may as well help people identify them in themselves where I can.

>>6606385
I don't have any posting settings, that's kind of upsetting.
>>6606386
If it turns out to be that simple I'll be a happy boy

nevermind that one was shit
at least im feeling better

anyone else got draw requests

please kiwi dont do it you have so much to live for

if you kill yourself im not sure ill be able to continue using your cute gifs as my gf simulator... it would hurt too much.

>>6606381
i don't even want to post here
i just want to be left alone
my boyfriend thought it was a good idea to take drama here

>>6606396
kiwi
>>6606383

>>6606396
I don't blame you, I'm not even upset. It just never stops...
I hope I didn't make you feel any worse than you already do.

>>6606396
the drama is always on here

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>>6606358
When I was finally diagnosed with a gluten intolerance, I had bad osteoporosis and otehr nutrient deficiencies. Removing gluten and a few other foods from my diet, and the osteoporosis went away.

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>>6606390
Can you draw me this

>>6606396
What's going on this time?

how many "y"s do you have to put at the end of a word to signify that you wanna drunkfuck someone?

>>6606407
I think it's really irritating that when you try and research gluten free stuff it's always stupid soccer moms talking about how it's the perfect addition to their harmonic yoga chants and vegan lifestyle. Nothing about the serious risks for people with intolerance. Like that's cheeky and thank you for being the reason everything gluten free is overpriced but could you maybe not make me pay three times as much for my fucking bread just because you want to turn something I need to live properly into a fad? Because that would just be super. FUCK.

>>6606389
Are you using clover v1.2.11 on android?
>>6606412
Just three or four

>>6606412
ayyyyyyyyyyyy, how you doing

>>6606414
No, just realized. I used to have clover, but now I have Mimi since clover doesn't exist anymore

>>6606412
improvise.

>>6606412
Just one if it's the right word.
>c ome fuck my assy :p
This should work well.

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no comment

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It's head pats and lap naps time

>>6606422
nice choice

>>6606416
Oh, cant help ya then. I'm using clover. Its a great app.

I'm off to bed, I'll talk to you all tomorrow night, maybe earlier. Sleep well.

>>6606422
I'm so sorry someone stole your good vodka and replaced it with that trash. Have you contacted the police?

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remember when i thought i was cute
thats basically the time this image came into existence
>>6606415
actually giggled
didnt expect a response like this from anyone honestly.
>>6606414
i did 6
is this bad?
>>6606420
uhh
well i dont think they could fuck my ass
and i wouldnt want that
>>6606419
i put 6 is it too much????
>>6606422
THE ONE THAT IS LABELED FINLAND TASTES NICE

>>6606415
kill yourself

>>6606416
>clover doesn't exist anymore
Ahem. https://floens.github.io/Clover/ Just install with F-Droid.

>>6606428
I mean I've got a girl now tho, it was just a joke.

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So I have a date tomorrow with this hott guy. I haven't been on a date since I've been transitioning and never with a guy. I'm nervous but I've been talking with this person for awhile. He is biscum and seems to be cool with trannys not solely for dick.

Any thing I should know?

>>6606433
i know it was.

>>6606434
what the fuck kinda advoce you need
just fuckin talk to him

>>6606434
don't fuck it up is the first thing that comes to mind

>>6606434
There's a subfaction of the bisluts that are always gonna try on the first date. You ever wanna see him again you don't do it.

>>6606413
In the past decade it has shifted down and quality a lot. Sucks big time. I'd go to reading academic articles, and ones from quality medical sources.

Prices on GF foods have dropped some for me, but not enough. Lowest prices I see are $4 for a 14oz bread loaf. Still a bit expensive. I also can find a number of foods in more discount places like Aldi grocery stores. Choice is also much higher now. I now have 7 different brands of bread with a few choices each. When I first started with GF diet, I only had two choices in the local stores. Both sucked. I used gf english muffins instead of bread when I wanted bread.

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Hii /mtfg/
i just got back from spending half the day in the city with a friend who flew down from brisbane
i havent felt this happy in months c:
we got food and played billiards and i sucked at that but it was fun
how was ur day /mtfg/
everything going ok?

>>6606444
Oh Smiles.
You remind me of the person I wanted to be before I ruined myself.
Never change.

>>6606444
Define "okay"

Also I'd tell you you're cute but that's getting repetitive for you now, isn't it?

>>6606444
nice trips

How do I get an engagement ring if I've got not money.

>>6606444
I visited my grandparents and just got back home
now I'm bored

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>>6606451
Smash & Grab

>>6606451
steal one, nigger

>>6606451
i've got a ring from am old partner here you can have for a nickel

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>>6606451
shill for Hill

>>6606451
Get an inexpensive ring instead.

Make it out of wire.

I know a couple that first used gumball machine rings.

>>6606458
>gumball machine rings
cringey poor fags

http://www.strawpoll.me/10814143

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>>6606460
Right in the feels

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>>6606461
Poor college students.

I mean she's technically homeless right now and she knows I'm fucked in the head and can't work so maybe she'd be okay without a ring.


Yes I know I'm giving anon's something to bully me about, but I'm getting bored

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>>6606448
:( aww anon
i hope things get better for you
>>6606449
idk
ok = alright?
ill still take being called cute c:
even if im not :#
>>6606450
tyvm
>>6606451
well done homemade ones made of metal and wood are really nice

>>6606465
>HE MIGHT BE BEAUTIFUL, BUT I'M NOT GAY--
Classic prank my man.

>>6606470
>homemade ones

HOLY SHIT

I HAVE CLAY. I COULD MAKE SOME REALLY COOL ASS RING, JUST WITHOUT A STONE

>>6606466
You know usually these have a 'become a pretty girl and live happily ever after' option. It is customary that one win.
This one's just really depressing.

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>>6606475
Anon, I...

why am i up at 5am

>>6606470
ROFL don't even try with the "i'm not cute" bit

No i'm not ok lmao

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>>6606479

Hey you guys can taking spiro make it easy to fall asleep? How many can you take in one day; and is it possible to overdose on spiro
Asking for a friend, you know you know

C-could someone gift me a tool set from my wishlist since I have nothing to work with right now? pretty please...

https://amzn
.com/w/29H4KKTE6POZG

it's the 4th one down

and it's only 8.83 USD

>>6606451
Man, niggaz come through I'm taking high school rings too
Bitches get stripped down for they earrings and bangles
And when I rock her and drop her I'm taking her door knockers
And if she's resistant, baka, baka, baka

>>6606482
>awwww
whats wrong :(

>>6606485
Makes some people drowsy. You can probably fit a few thousand inside of yourself with enough dedication. You can OD but it's long term and extremely painful. Imagine having a little baby heart attack every so often. Then more frequently. Then even more frequently. It stops being just your chest. Your whole body writhes now. Every day. Then every hour. Every minute. Then it just doesn't stop and you die.

>>6606428
He's gonna read you so bad now. You're in the palm of his hand.
>>6606470
Morning smiles. The drawings on your knuckles have been on my mind and idk why. I just think they're neat.

I WISH I COULD BEG FOR FREE STUFF BUT NOBODY WOULD GET THINGS FOR ME LMAO RIP
also
>I mistype
>she says "I find that cute"
>i jokingly say "i find you cute ayy lmao"
>she replies with "i find you cuter tho ayy"
unfair.
>>6606492
definitely not a he.
three is definitely a vagina right there.
>>6606494
PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS

>>6606492
morning ^^
idk what to call you since i dont have a weebanese keyboard setting :p
i usually draw on my whole forearm but the ink gets everywhere whenever my arm touches anything so i just do hand

>>6606488
The usual self loathing.

Also my face. That never really gets any better tho

>tfw none of the AGP fetishist stuff is turning you on
Feels really good.

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Hey everyone, how are y- [DATA CAP REACHED]

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i just remembered the time i went into a sex store and i stood at the entrance awkwardly and i had no id and the lady was like "i need id" and i had to reply with "oh i just wanna stand in the air conditioning for a bit"
super awkward
super cringe
super weird.

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ftp

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hmm, I had surprisingly few mtfg related mango images.

>>6606495
Then she.
Either way
>>6606496
My name is Jade.
I just ike the circles around the knuckles. I would get that tattood. Something about them is nice.
>>6606502
>homura stockings
Fucking agp

I forgot my trip still and to put my name
>>6606486
Ask me tomorrow if I come back here maybe I'll do it
>>6606491
Well okay thanks for that answer. I was wondering if I could at least take them to go back to sleep but that's probably a no Ty anon I appreciate your kindness

>>6606502
you made me rub my penis and it went stiff xD

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>>6606505
That's my name too

someone buy me a nice dildo

Morning girls

>>6606512
>girls
thank you this post made me happy

>>6606511
http://bad-dragon.com/products/echo

?

>>6606509
You're the second trans girl named Jade that I've met aside from myself. Good name.

>>6606514
i don't have enough money ;_;

smiles is my daughteru

>>6606516
iktf

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>>6606516
ever considered shilling for shekels?

>>6606512
if only i was.

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>>6606513
You're a good girl anon
You deserve to be happy

>>6606521
how do you do that

>>6606519
What if someone soils her tho
Will you forget about her

>>6606526
Chaturbate? Pornhub Amatuers? Get to it

>>6606522
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS A GIRL WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT


>>6606506
>Makes some people drowsy. You can probably fit a few thousand inside of yourself with enough dedication. You can OD but it's long term and extremely painful. Imagine having a little baby heart attack every so often. Then more frequently. Then even more frequently. It stops being just your chest. Your whole body writhes now. Every day. Then every hour. Every minute. Then it just doesn't stop and you die.
Don't do this.

>>6606528
>soils
pls do not give my daughteru toxic views on sex

>>6606531
i want to be a girl but im not good enough.

>tfw ur a girl

: )

>>6606526
>go to /pol/
>post pro-leftist/pro-Clinton/general anti-/pol/ views
>$1 deposited to your account

>>6606532
Alright fine let everyone fuck her hard
Just like in emergence

>>6606531
i really don't count

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>>6606537

>>6606526
Just go to /g/ and tell anyone who posts anything positive about an AMD product that they're a shill. Intel and Nvidia will track you down and pay you.

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>>6606537
>tfw ur not a girl
:^)

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How the fuck am i supposed to not feel awfull about my shoulders?
I panic whenever i see them in the mirror, i look like a goddamn WoW character

>>6606532
I mean she was here when Red planned an orgy with like 3 dudes and Faye right? Pretty sure her views on sex are not in good condition.

>>6606539
my daughteru can have a healthy relationship with her sexuality, its not all or nothing

>>6606545

We all got dem probs and there's fuck all you can do

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Do you guys think i could ever pass? i have not started any hormones yet but will be soon. i know i need work. sorry might not be the thread for this question (mtf)

>>6606545
i'll let you know when i figure out how to not feel awful about anything

>>6606545
that pic is what I see in the mirror lmao
mine are like 16-17 inch
how bout yours???

what are the best video games for escapism into being a virtual girl

>>6606538
shit, and I've been doing that for no money all this time?

>>6606552
Yes. Get on hormones, grow hair out, and get your eyebrows done.

>>6606552
Without surgery? Probably not unless you get lucky. Rhinoplasty and chin are objectives here. Also style your hair to cover your forehead.

Now, onto serious business. Is that a dragon in the background?

>>6606552
eh probably

you look adorable btw

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>>6606556
yeah, just find your local rabbi and ask him about shilling

>>6606555
RPGs, especially stuff where you can romance party members.

>>6606545
You can pass with kinda wide shoulders. Mine are 17" but i can get away with a bikini.
I think.
And i know I've seen other girls, trans and not so trans, who have wide shoulders but look fine. The separation between passers and hons is about the catacylsm of unpassing issues, not just one or two.
>>6606549
You'll see. You'll all see. Sex is bad!

>>6606555
A good MMO always works. Too bad there have been none for years. The long wait begins.

I just play singleplayer anime stuff though. Long Live the Queen is my favorite "game".

>>6606562
i played the first mass effect and it was really good for tgat but im not liking the second one so far

>>6606561
Oy vey, thanks for the tip goy.

I'm gonna make myself a work bench with some spare wood we have after taking down some shelves.

fuck yeah

my ds is dying and i dont have enough money to buy a new one
im borderline tearing up because this is one of the few things left that i enjoy
and now its dying
the touch screen doesnt work and the textures arent properly registering
ugh

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>>6606566
good luck filthy kike

>>6606568
do u work?

>>6606567
>>>/lgbt/ftmg/

>>6606570
i cant walk more than ten feet at the time cuz of my hip and cant drive due to medical issues so i cant exactly get a job unfortunately.

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>>6606563
>>6606554
Mine are 16.5

>tfw having a gf is even better than you thought it would be

>>6606574
Then you must get some handibux?

>>6606574
get disability if you can't work

its a long process better start asap

>tfw when your gf of 7 years who stood by you during your transition leaves you 2 years after so she can find a man

>>6606578
not applied since this is most likely a temporary state of being.
I should recover in a month and a half or so.
no longer need a wheelchair to move properly that is.
>>6606580
its only temporary because my hips should be fixed eventually.
If they arent though i probably will.
there are other factors that prevent me from applying to that stuff now though.

>>6606575
16.5 is pretty much as small as you could've gotten, 18 is the average for men.

It's still over the 15 which is the average for women but they are by no means huge, don't stress about it.

>>6606575
shoulders suck bb
my main cause of dysphoria ;_;

>>6606558
>>6606559
>>6606560
Okay, and thanks. Yeah, it's a dragon haha. Yeah i kind of have a big chin. and my hair usually covers my forehead

>>6606586
if I'm smaller than average male why do my shoulders look so much bigger than every other male?

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life just gets progressively worse as it goes on doesn't it

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post t. swizzles

>shoulder discussion
I sense confusion. Are you hons mixing up biacromial and delt to delt measurements?

>>6606587
Yea who needs them anyway, heck shoulders
>>6606586
I dunno maybe my mind is making them out to be bigger than they really are,
Couse to me they look huge

>>6606590
Don't be sad, it must be this way.
So we are weary at the end and eager to enter the darkness.

>>6606590
Only if you let it!

>>6606590
yeah like hat one point i thought i was cute and now i dont

>>6606590
kiwi if you seriously need a place to stay away from your bf i might be able to convince my parents to let you stay with us

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>>6606590
went a little something like this

>>6606590
Where in NZ Kiwi?

>>6606589
Probably because of issues with your self image, either that or you're measuring wrong.

>>6606602
the second one is what I worry about
most times I measure tho it ends up as 16-17 so I take it as such

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>>6606597
i don't need a place
i just want to disappear from the internet
from relationships from everything
i'm so tired of putting trust in people, everyone i have has let me down
if it gets worse i'm just going to never go to 4chan again, delete skype, steam, everything
i'm so tired of people, i'm going to bed

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>>6606600
i didn't do much better

>>6606605
i hope you feel better

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>>6606606
my happiness began dropping at like 10
died at 16
oh life you so funny ;D

>>6606590
It was for me until I met Bexe. I mean, she hasn't fixed everything but having her in my life helps a lot
>tfw you're freaking out and a call with your gf mostly calms you down

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>>6606600
>>6606606
I wanna play.

>>6606606
What happened for happiness to drop at 13? I think I was still too naive then to be sad.

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>>6606610
aww anon ;_;
nice chart tho <3

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>>6606611
Puberty which resulted in a lot of self-hatred & confusion. I didn't know trans people were a thing until 19 and I still waited for 2 more years then...

>>6606610
desu my whole graph is in the negative :^(

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>>6606600
me

>>6606613
Thanks. I like charts.

Who are you by the way? I usually never stay up this late but I'm stressing and late night funposting helps keep me sane. I don't know most of the trips at this hour. :f

>>6606600
Mine droped around 13, then got abit better at the age of 15 and then it crashed and now im here

>>6606616
>Sad at 8
what happend ;-;

>>6606617
Is that bipolar at the end?

>>6606618
What do I say about myself?
hmm
I'm Emily, Ausgirl who is about a week or so from HRT

>>6606619
Have a hug bb

Why are we telling people who look 100% like men with long hair that they pass now?

>>6606591
She's uggo and her music sucks
>>6606623
Because its subjective you tool

>>6606621
Must have been imbalanced... Got a but suicidey... No particular event

>>6606621
Hug <3
>>6606615
Yea puberty is awfull

>>6606623
because people hugbox me
adn i dont look like a man
i look more like a boy

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Anyone think I could pass with HRT? Gonna get my eyebrows done thinner eventually, gotta pluck them because they're a little uneven atm. Probably going to need rhinoplasty if not more FFS to pass in the future but idk... Honest opinions?

I just started growing my hair out a bit ago, it's turning into a jewfro.
My face looks yellow from the lamp that's providing the light for the photo.

>>6606626
Childhood a shit
have a hug ok

>>6606627
<3

>>6606621
Sorry to just put you on the spot like that. :x I should have gone first.
Glad to hear somebody is getting their mones though. I'm Anonymous, an ugly little poorfag boy that wants to be a girl but who's therapist thinks delaying the endo referral for months on end sounds like a fun way to drive them to suicide.
Pleased to meet you.

can somebody update me on the kiwi/bf situation? it's been a while

>she's leaving
>"do you remember falling last night?"
>"do you remember us hooking up at all"
Uhhh like OK I really can't see how you think it's OK to like start taking advantage of someone who is THAT drunk, let alone passed out
It's 6 am and I still can't sleep but at least she's gone

>>6606631
Nah don't worry about it, ama if you wanna know about me desu <3

also fuck your therapist desu, you deserve hormones, ever think of seeing a different therapist

also nice to meet you too

>>6606629
Google 'list of MtF surgeries'. Get all of those. Then maybe.
You wanna be cuter in three seconds flat though? Open your eyes more and actually smile.

Ugghhh now i wish i could go back to beeing that happy kid i used to be

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>>6606627
>Yea puberty is awfull
Ikr ;_;
Hope you were spared from more shit than I was by T

>>6606623
You'd be surprised how many cis women got obvious masc features

>>6606637
Being a kid sucked. You got no freedom unless someone granted it to you and nobody took you seriously. Also you were weak as shit.

i wish i had another ds available to play on but im just super unlucky

>>6606639
But atleast i was happy back then

>>6606637
I was happy until like 10 : D
I wish I could back to then, at least I was innocent, had no idea about this trans shit
wait, fuck now that I think about it even before then life kinda sucked (but at least I was still sorta happy)

>>6606633
That really sucks im sorry to hear that
>>6606590
Yes.
>>6606531
I wanna be dead quickly not in agonizing pain for an extended period I already learned my lesson on that one

>>6606634
I was just sort of wondering if you had a rep around here like the ex-prostitute, violent cigar lady, or the paramilitary millionaire. Everyone seems so exotic and then I'm just here like heyyy I have no friends and want to talk to people. I'd definitely see a different therapist but I don't have money and my insurance says I get this one for free or pay for it myself.
I feel super bad for pulling you aside and bugging you like this though. I'm sorry but I'm just not thinking straight.

hey chaser who bought me a plushie
are you here
pls respond

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>>6606646
oh no lol, I don't have much of a rep here so far

>I feel super bad for pulling you aside and bugging you like this though. I'm sorry but I'm just not thinking straight.
oh anon don't feel bad at all, I like meeting people desu and you shouldn't have any qualms about talking to me ok <3

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These are the darkest days for mtfg. The trips are so shit and boring that I can't even tell the difference between them anymore.

>all this stupid drama
Everyone in here needs to do shrooms

>>6606659
give me shrooms pls im too dumb/scared to darknet

>>6606651
Well there's nothing wrong with being a fairly normal human being despite being trans. If you do get famous here make it for something better than shagging a dog, at least. I'd say be the cutest but Smiles is cheating and will never relinquish the crown.

>>6606653
Because the abusive clique shit that goes on here isn't cruel enough for your tastes at the moment? Nobody committed suicide recently so you've grown bored?

>>6606659
I put them on my pizza every time, but I am not feeling it.

>>6606663
Idk if I would refer to myself as normal desu

>I'd say be the cutest but Smiles is cheating and will never relinquish the crown.
lol I will never reach that ;_;
she's too cute and started younger than me

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>>6606661
>darknet
Nigga just ask your pizzaman for the hookup idk
>>6606665
Har har

>>6606668
that's talking to people i can't do that

>>6606667
>1 off quads
EVERYTIME!

>>6606667
Why not? You seem normal. I'm intimidated by you so that's a great sign that you're bound to be successful or popular.

I maintain that Smiles is actually the oldest person here but she found the fountain of youth. Nobody could find it because it's in Australia and anybody who goes searching for something in Australia dies horribly, except apparently Smiles.

>>6606671
Youll check em' next time~

>>6606669
Don't be a pussy idk
>>6606646
Is "violent cigar lady" Lily?

>>6606672
Meh, irl I'm pretty awkward and depressed as hell

Nah Smiles is just über lucky I wish I could be like her ;__;

>>6606675
someday I will get quads, someday

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>tfw lonely
>tfw *still* not over crush
This sucks.

I'm smiles, hello

help am naked and need clothes

>>6606676
CFH. Older, scary lady. More likely to perpetrate acts of violence with the cigar itself.

>>6606677
I just consider awkward and depressed normal... Dukes.

I don't know why you're covering for her but if she's spreading the waters of life I want in.

>>6606682
Hello Smiles. You look super cute today.

>>6606688
Thanks :3

>>6606688
Hey if I knew the location of the fountain of youth I'd tell all the trans girls here

I realized that it's 3AM and I was probably making a lot of noise sawing wood so I'll wait until like 7AM to start working on it for real but I got all the wood planned out. I only have enough wood to make it like 2 feet tall though so I might just buy a table from walmart or something

>>6606542
you Irish?

>>6606644
:/
did you go to fucking ulta?

>>6606644
mercury sempai plz. I'm probably just gonna ask my mom to buy it for me when she's up.

>>6606694
No I just went drinking my byself ;-;

Nightwalking again. This will be so much nicer when it isnt hot as balls outside. Even in the morning its humid af. Destroys my hair. I want winter. Wind and football.
>>6606688
Ah, that makes more sense. Those were funny caricatures, gj.

>>6606700
Do you have discord? U can always drink with me and voice chat

so since other people are shilling im gonna shill for a ds since mine is kill.
that works right?
https://amzn.
com/w/24EGPB49AWEST
seriously though i think im gonna sell some of my childhood memories for a new ds

>>6606707
what I'm asking for is under 9 dollars. new DS is like 150 bucks

>puffy nipples
Cool I love looking like a man with the boobs of a pubescent girl

>>6606709
multiple people in this thread and last have asked for dildos etc.
one person wanted a $300 dildo earlier.
not necessarily referring to you either.
i dont expect anything to be gotten for me at all.
like its mostly as a joke since nobody is ACTUALLY gonna buy jack shit for me.
like who the fuck would spend that much money for a stranger on the internet
its kinda like some stranger jokingly asking people for a shit ton of money.
the person knows that they arent gonna get money so they do it for comedic relief.
thats my logic.
its just the list im going to give to the person whose gonna buy me only one item from it.
probably gonna be a plushie i want but yeah
nobody here is gonna buy me anything so im not SERIOUSLY asking for it.

>>6606705
No what is that? I didn't bring the liquor home I just had a few drinks at a restaurant
>>6606699
Oh, ok
>>6606700
Nice dubs
*by myself

>>6606717
Discord is a voice chat thing, it's way better than Skype

>>6606717
seconding you should get discord and add me.
I'm really sorry to hear you're not feeling well.

Since everyone is shilling, can someone buy me a new face? I only need about $35,000. You can find my wishlist here.

http://deschamps-braly.com

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Sunday is Beach Day.
I have one day to plan an outfit and do my best to make my legs not look like trash.
They're still irritated from the last time I shaved and haven't seen sunlight in years.
Please help, bless you friends.

>>6606715
>>6606709
also its impossible for me to accept something like that.
i would block the purchase if anyone actually bought me anything. at least id try and find a way to do that. i would feel fucking terrible if someone spent that much money on me.
like for real.
>>6606726
hell yeah.
where can i get a different body.
or a different brain.
or a different set of legs.
or a different existence.
or a different human.
or being an actual girl.

>>6606639
> Being a kid sucked.
> You got no freedom unless someone granted it to you and nobody took you seriously. Also you were weak as shit.

But thats literally how my ideal relationship looks like. Thats not bad bad D:

>>6606731
yeah but as a kid you can't fugged (legally)

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>>6606721>>6606723
Oh okay
Is it for phone or computer?

Also thanks basic idk I usually feel not much better than this desu I'm just better at not bringing it up. I rather joke and say I'm fine idk
>>6606726
Kek