Cis LesGen

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>>6604077

That hair is basically my dream, but I couldnt be bothered to keep dye up and look good with it.

Mine is more like this.
Also not that cute, but still.

>>6604077
Oh my god that girl is so cute. I wish I did something shorter with my hair, but I just have an asymmetrical bob thing.

I don't shave my legs.

>>6604152
Want to intertwine our leg hairs?
It'll sound like Velcro when we fuck.

>>6604230
kek

>>6604077
Before I clicked the link, for a second I was sure the thumbnail was Kate McKinnon and I got all excited for Kate KcKinnongen.

Britenelle is fine.

>>6604255
I'll keep in mind a McKinnon thread for you. Feel free to post as much McKinnon as you please tho.

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Who THICC here?

>>6604311
Second this. Post McKinnon.

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>>6604077
i like short hair
>>6604255
>>6604311
>>6604323
why does everyone have such a boner for her? aside from being an out lesbian i dont see the appeal, and she's not that attractive either

>>6604329
>not that attractive

>>6604320
ooga booga

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Going to get something similar to this next week in white since I've been wanting it OPs pic color for awhile anyways.

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>>6604329
She's cute, unapologistically gay, and has that certain kind of dyke swagger that makes me wanna fucking die.

>>6604442
You'll think it's gonna turn out like that, but what it's really gonna look like is the 'Can I speak to your manager' haircut.
BEWARE!

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>>6604115
>>6604106
Cute hair gets cute girls

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>>6604323
>>6604311
Kay.

>>6604329
I'm sorry I have to assault your eyes with her hideousness.

>>6604714
no

>>6604724
You have a very oddly shaped skull

>>6604077
That's a Femgen image isn't it?
Since when did Lesgen become femboy gen?

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>>6604724
Still no.

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I can't take any kind of penetration. Trauma is the reason. Is this as much of a dealbreaker for lesbians as it is for men?

I'm biscum but have never had sex with a man because of this. Two failed relationships. In the first one, I thought I could get over it, or do anal, he got tired of waiting and left. In the second I told him upfront and it lasted a few months until he cheated.

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>>6604735
https://www.instagram.com/brittenelle/?hl=en

>>6604724
Tranny/10

>>6604745
You should seek counseling to heal your damagedness before you attempt any kind of relationship tbqh

>>6604754
>she

>>6604745
>Is this as much of a dealbreaker for lesbians as it is for men?
No.

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Help, I'm currently at a bar with a couple of friends and a cute bi friend who is in a relationship with a guy and whom I know a relationship wouldn't work with, yet Iam drunk and feeling myself about to try something stupid.

Talk drunk me out of it, lesgen

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>>6604748
They both have the same kinda look and that's hillarious tbhfam

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>>6604779

Britenelle also looks a lot like a younger, less punky Otep Shamaya (another out lesbian).

>>6604783
What

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>>6604783
>Lesbians are failed women.

Yet you come here desperately looking for our approval.

>>6604797
They aren't looking for approval, they're looking for attention, which is exactly what you're giving them.

>>6604788
That look is funny cause voice aside you can't really tell if it's a female or effeminate boy

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>>6604821
>implying I wouldn't take every excuse to post KM

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this feel of wanting pokemon go to help me catch a gf but no data... I can't even use the AR function nothing about this is fun even though it should be

>>6604827
You know she'd be the type to be down to watch some shitty bad 80s movie with you, seeing how long you can pay attention to the movie while she goes further and further with you....

>>6604724
6.5 kawaiis/10.

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>>6604745
I'd be a little bummed out but would get over it. Penetration is mostly nice for the intimacy factor and assholes are comparatively gross. Lots of chicks don't get a whole lot out of penetration and won't orgasm without other forms of stimulation anyway, so it's not a huge deal.

Good luck dealing with your trauma senpai.

>>6604897
>"""""""clit""""""""

>>6604778
Cool. I got home without having taken much advantage of her apparent flirty-ness over me. Or, maybe, that's just how girls naturally act around each other, I don't quite get it.
Point is, I'm bot disappointed in myself.

>>6604935
I think girls don't realize what they're doing sometimes, or just don't care.
Anyway, I'm if the opinion that if you knowingly enable cheating for someone, you are just as bad as the cheater.

>>6604897
You should just call it a penis.

>>6604897
You should get bangs to hide your manbrow

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>>6604964
Yeah, I was just debating with myself over it.

If she is in a relationship and starts to willingly get flirty with me, am I a douche for responding? My usual values tell me that I am, but then, I am not encouraging her to cheat. I am merely responding to her advances within limits, without "pushing it".

I am beginning to wonder what would happen if she at some point tried to kiss me. I'm afraid to think I'd actually go with it, and that in my book is unacceptable.

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>>6604926
You morons realize they aren't even posting their own pictures, right? Look at the filenames, stop shitting up the thread

>>6605069
I mean, she isn't something s guy can own, so it's not like you're violating his property, but you're helping to cause issues.
I would like to think, what I would do, it's turn her down if it came up to anything physical, and have a chat with the boyfriend about it.

>>6604843
This is kind of a hot idea.

>>6604077
I get my hair cut in a longish layered v face frame style. Have them cut it thinned out after that too.

Too much hair is my issue. But I don't wanna go short again. I like the multiple styles and braids it affords me. So I layer and thin it out to avoid weight without losing much length. My main issues are split ends and I have to use a fair amount of gel spray when I do some braid styles because the different layers stick out oddly otherwise. Plus general curly hair but I like straight hair issues.

I do love short hair on other girls though. I see a lot of dykes at my main hair salon. It was once a gay bar. Got turned into a gay salon when the neighborhood went more residential. Hella lesbians and homo men go in there. Really great stylists.

>dated a girl from there once
>broke up more than a year ago
>salonfags will still bring it up
>we're not gonna date again plz stop
>sometimes we're there at the same time
>it's not that awkward
>if the salonfags would shut up
>never gonna date from that salon again

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>>6604077
i wanna get a buzzcut but i'm afraid. got a great jawline but a massive fivehead. i'm also nearly 6' (cis believe it or not)...

anyways i like any hairstyle on a girl as long as it's feminine.

>>6605385

>6'
>great jawline

Post jawline and legs pls

>>6605385
It'll always grow back

>>6605083
This
It's obviously a spammer trying to cause drama with their stash of photos.

Ignore the idiot and don't take their bait.

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>>6605385
I'd say get a buzzcut with either a mohawk like pic related or front bangs kinda like old rihanna

and die it a solid color, either platinum blond or very dark brown/black. Depending on your skin.

>>6605504

Don't do this unless you're skinny and hve good bone structure, op.

>>6605432
so slow though. have you guys ITT had very short hair before? even most straight girls have, cuz of the jennifer lawrence pixie cut trend

>>6605552
true ;_; it's cute though

>>6605552
I assume she was because she said she had a good jaw for it (but bad forehead) and a 6' you'd have to really work at being a fatty.

All the same it ain't my head so idgaf. Ask your stylist. But I remember having the worst crush on my 6'1 blond lanky basketball coach in high school and she had a buzz cut mohawk like that and god wtf.

I remember a lot of us were so damn thirsty for her. Just to even know if she was maybe bi. We'd ask her little questions about her dating life to get any hint. Fucking nothing. Then after a while private facebook of hers and she was dating some dude. Almost engaged. Oh how we were sad.

I mean seriously how is an amazon FEMALE BASKETBALL COACH with short hair not a dyke. What god allows that shit.

And the fucking skeevy soccer and skeevy baseball coaches later get caught fucking freshman girls. What kinda bullshit.

>>6605574
I shaved all my hair off last January with a beard trimmer.

>>6605574
I had short hair from childhood to high school. Almost always above my shoulder, usually up to my ear.

Never full buzz cut though did have a kinda under cut in the back for a while once. Usually wore the kinda aeon flux look in high school cause shit was popular I guess. I got complemented. Told I had a good face for it. But after high school I let my hair grow out after not knowing where to get my hair cut in a new city and just thought it looked nice long. And I always straightened my hair until then but longer I could let it dry naturally and wear my curls more without it poofing out.

Really don't think about if your face is gonna look better as much as what you just want and like in the mirror. There's really no hair cut or length that's gonna magically fix a busted face or make a pretty face look ugly.

If you are fat I guess yeah long hair can distract but most fat girls I know are too lazy to do much with their hair anyway besides put it in a ponytail/bun so it's like why bother. If you're ok walking outside with your hair all the way tied back in a bun you can probably pull off a short hair style since that's the same facial exposure.

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>>6605574
Never had hair androgynous or above my jawline. I'd love to try out a picrelated style but I know it wouldn't work with my very wavy and thicker hair texture.

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>friends with a guy and a girl
>guy has it bad for you
>you have it bad for girl
>girl has it bad for guy

i should just kill myself honestly this is the truest hell, sartre wrote a whole fucking play about this shit and now im living it lesgen, im living it

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>>6605686

Welcome to the first circle of Gay Hell. We hope you enjoy the rest of your experience here. Circle two has orgies, but they're with experimenting straight girls.

>>6604724
No.
>hair covering face, dead give away.
>size of nose, dead give away
>tremendous loss of weight in such a short period of time, dead give away.

>>6604897
>incessant need to assert dominance, dead give away

>>6604320
Me tobehonest

>>6605686
why not both ;)?

>>6604745
girls are bombarded with sexual assault almost everyday, ( its true, just that stupid girls are so hell-bent on trying to impress men that they LIE about it ) yet we live in a society that victim blames the fuck out of girls, (because men cant fess up to having feelings or sucking dick) and let me tell you what men tell me when trauma is the reason... (and I quote) "get over it, stop being a bitch"

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>>6605909
god, what are the other circles like?
is the third circle just BUGs without the sex?
the fourth circle being closeted at a catholic school?

end my suffering

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>>6606009

Jesus, I've never seen a 4chan poster worse at making sense than you, S.

>>6606029

Third circle you're wallowing in a giant pool of pussy juice with fellow whorebians where you look for the vaginas, endlessly seeking the vaginas for munching, but you cannot find them in the vast puddle that represents the sluttiness of your living existence.

Fourth circle, for those lesbians too involved in the superficial material world, is an endless joust where the lesbians must keep hold of immense and heavy dildos and vibrators made of lead.

Fifth circle you're trapped in the dyke bar of hell. All who enter here are bitter about being stuck in the same local lesbian circles that make it impossible to avoid your exes and awkward one-night-stands. Bar fights abound in the upper levels while the lower levels merely sulk on the sidelines drowned in bitter thoughts of that ex-girlfriend they see kissing another ex-girlfriend at the edge of the dance floor.

The sixth circle of gay hell is a special, fiery place reserved for those who succumbed to hipsterdom or political agendas and sullied the name of actual lesbians by claiming the name of lesbian as a fad as well as any who committed the dire sin of leading on an innocent young lesbian by pretending to be into her when they were just faking it. The flames extend to the same degree that they pretended to be flaming (heh).

I'd do the others but I'm tired.

>>6606137
said the whore

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>>6604077
Hair currently looks like this. I really want a cool gay haircut, but in the past when I've had short hair I just didn't feel like myself.

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Want to play a game lesgen?

would you rather:
>never cuddle with anyone again
or
>never have sex with anyone again
or
>never kiss anyone on the mouth again

would you rather:
>become the most attractive person in a 50 mile radius from where you live.
or
>become the smartest person in a 50 mile radius from where you live.

would you rather:
>become extremely fit (without working for it)
or
>become very wealthy (without working for it)

would you rather:
>have no arms
or
>be completely blind

would you rather:
>live alone, 200 miles from the nearest person
or
>live in a small shared room with five straight women (three two-person bunk-beds).

would you rather:
>have an amazing gf
or
>have an amazing career

would you rather:
>own a unprofitable, but somewhat sustainable lesbian bar
or
>own a somewhat profitable septic tank pumping company
both are too leveraged to immediately sell for a profit.

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>>6606190
most "gay haircuts" take too much maintenance to look good.

>>6606292
>never sex
>become the smartest
>extremely fit (if I don't have to work to maintain it, and can work to improve)
>no arms (pic related, kek)
>shared room
>amazing career
>unprofitable lesbian bar
I appreciate your effort anon, but that was really too many questions.

>>6606292

>never kiss anyone on the mouth again
>become the most attractive person in a 50 mile radius from where you live.
>become extremely fit (without working for it)
>be completely blind
>live in a small shared room with five straight women (three two-person bunk-beds).
>have an amazing career
>own a unprofitable, but somewhat sustainable lesbian bar

^My picks.

Only 2nd to last question was hard.

>>6606292

>never have sex with anyone again
>become the smartest person in a 50 mile radius from where you live.
>become extremely fit (without working for it)
>have no arms
>live in a small shared room with five straight women (three two-person bunk-beds).
>have an amazing career
>own a unprofitable, but somewhat sustainable lesbian bar

What do you guys fap to? Did anyone used to imagine themselves as the guy fugging a girl, despite having no trans feels?

>>6606324
>>6606498

>no sex ever again

Found the political lesbians.

>>6604838
Go to popular spots. There are several popular parks around the city that I go to on my way home from school. I mean, I haven't caught a gf yet, but this stupid game gets me out of my house and socializing with other.

>go to park
>activate lure
>people run to you
>everyone kumbaya and talks about pokeshit

>>6606579
Bitch please, I could live with no more orgasms from sex, but no hugs or kisses? I get those a lot more often. Life would be bereft.

>>6606648

>found the woman who has never had a good orgasm

>>6606292
>never cuddle
>the smartest
>extremely fit
>blind
>shared room - god this would be hell though
> amazing gf
>septic company

>>6606683

O-okay yeah so what if that's true.
They've always been kind of underwhelming.

>>6606730
>>6606498
>>6606402
>>6606324
Why would you rather be fit than wealthy? It's much easier to become fit and if you had money you could buy a home gym or something

>>6606781

Not having to worry about fitness would be nice.
Not having to worry about money seems to turn people into dickheads.

Besides, if I can have an awesome career then I dont need the infinite money, right?

>>6606781
I used to play lots of sports, but in my teens health got kinda shitty, haven't been able to get back into anything and I miss being fit so much. I'm not a poorfag so don't have any imminent need for $$ even though being wealthy would be hella nice

>>6606781

Probably because I'm a skinny wimp who can't even run a mile straight so being very fit intrigues me more than being very rich. Material things don't make me happy t b h and money can't buy motivation.

>>6606767

Ugh, I feel so bad for women like you. There are way too many. Orgasms are SO AMAZING. They're the best thing in life basically. Way better than hugging, trust me.

You just need a girl to come over and loosen you up and play with your body. I volunteer. I enjoy a challenge,

>>6605122
If she is sitting next to me, and is being very huggy, laying her head on my shoulders and all that, and I enjoy and encourage it, does it make me the jerk? It's not like I necessarily want it to lead up to a kiss, but I am enjoying the physical contact.

>>6604775
Lnesbian s?

>>6605635
I feel the same, thick hair is the absolute worst for short hair styles.

>>6604255
McKinnon is a transphobic piece of shit. She has a sketch where she made fun of transwomen.

What do you look for in a girl?

>>6607126
10 years ago...y'all will forgive male celebrities who literally rape underage children, but the second a cis lesbian makes untasteful jokes, a DECADE ago when trans rights and visibility were minimal, she's a witch.

>>6607126
That just makes her more attractive to me

I've met two carpetmunchers in my life. One of them from the start admitted that she had been with men and enjoyed it. The other one was a lesbro. We were having so much fun and then one day she kissed me. I wasn't attracted to her and after a while we fell off because it was awkward. I saw her recently and she said she's bisexual and prefers men. What the hell is going on?

>>6606938
Nah, girls do that. That's fine. Just let her know you know what's she's doing if she goes further.

>>6605574
I've had a lot of pixie cuts and fauxhawks throughout the years. currently I've got an asymmetrical bob, but I'm growing out the short side right now. I'm kind of lazy and short hair is just so much easier to deal with because I don't really have to style it. I love the way long hair looks more than short hair though

>>6606292
>never cuddle
>the smartest
>very wealthy
>have no arms
>live alone
>amazing career
>lesbian bar

>>6606864

I.. I dont know what to say senpai, I've had many orgasms, including ones I thought were 'good'.
My body just isnt that sensitive, really, and I guess that extends to my orgasms.

It's sort of like I'm experiencing it all through a cloth. The sensation is definitely there, it just feels like its.. removed, somehow.

>>6606864
This. Much as I miss the kissing and holding when I'm single, there is nothing worse that not being able to cum.
That's not to say I would only have encounters that lead to sex, I don't mind not cumming if we're not 'trying' to, but knowing that it was an impossibility? I'd fucking kill myself.

>>6606533
You're on the internet, so I'll forgive you, but I've been trying to stop using all male terminology for my sexuality. Try it, might be fun. Kinda weird how pervasive it is, not only in my external language, but even in my own thoughts.
Anyway, yeah, I did that, back when I didn't consider being a gay a possibility, like the first month I looked at porn. Always had to turn it off when the dick got involved, but fingering was ok.

Mostly it's just lesbian stuff now, but there's a thing or two I can masturbate to every once in a while that'll make me cum easy, but they'll be super weak and I'll feel like a scumbag later. (Not really, but I should feel like a scumbag later.) Facial Abuse used to be that for a while, but I haven't touched it recently.

>>6607505
Have you tried pushing back your clitoral hood on purpose? Some women have bigger/thicker ones without looking like it's obvious.

>>6607522

Thankfully, that's pretty much the one bit of me that doesnt feel deadened, touch-wise.
Everything else is barely sensate, and then orgasms, despite the sensitivity of my clit, just kinda match up with everything else.

Theyre nice, but certainly nothing mind blowing.

How can you put your mouth on roastie scum without feeling physically ill?

>>6607611
Because I have a vagina and I know how they work?
You don't get to be a roastie from cock-slamming, some girls are just that way.

I prefer innies, but if it's just a roastie, it's fine.

>>6607653
If it's a roastie it's not fine at all. I'd literally rather suck a dick.

>>6607690
Oh, sorry, this thread is for lesbians.

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Who here used to be fat?

I was kinda fat and now I'm just a terrible person.

>>6607834

Literally anorexic in my teens, into fat at university, into average weight now.
It's been a little bit of a rollercoaster.

>>6607800
2bh this thread is whatever the funposters feel like it is.

>>6607842
>average weight

my money is on you still being fat

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>>6607834
o-oh f-fugg you look like cara delevigne
please be my gf

>>6607834
never clinically overweight but i carry my weight like shit. unless i'm toeing the line of underweight, i have a moon face. u look cute before and after

>>6607851

But I'm really not.
I've got stretch marks for days as a painful reminder, which bugs me constantly, but I'm actually below average weight and size for the UK and my bmi is 24.

>>6607862
Well you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to build some muscle before losing weight.

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What are your "deal breakers", lesgen?
For me it'd be:
-controlling
-cannot be alone
-no drive to do anything ever
Based on past experience

>>6605982
Than be my gf pls

>>6608163
>naive retard who wants to "mayke a defrence"
>virgin (with ladies)
>thinks being a lesbian makes her special
>hates working out
>intellectually close minded
>needy
>very low sex drive or asexual
>chubby without butt or tits
>has a "normie mentality"
>libertarian
>liberal (far left wing is OK)

Am I too picky?

>>6608163
those are some of my deal breakers, too. I'd have to also add:
>clingy
>religious
>no common interests
>rude to waiters, cashiers, etc.

>>6608163
I would never want to date someone I wouldn't want to be friends with in a parallel universe where they had a dick.
I see all these heterosexual couples and it's fucking weird how 'bro' one will be and the other very 'girly'. Like it's sick, they only have each other for sex and to validate each other's gender.
Obviously, it's not all of them, but still.

If you we couldn't otherwise be friends, we're not dating.

>>6608218
That's all I get about 'normie mentality'. I don't think you're too picky.

>>6608229
Part my beef curtains with your meat rod O, Mighty Alpha Male

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>>6608229
>touches chest
>it's not soft and squishy

>>6608249
>tfw flat chested

Will anyone ever love me?

>>6608260
Flat chested girl is different from boys' chests, but, uh, I gotta see 'em to make a real decision

>>6608260
me if you're not a tranny
pls b my gf

>>6606292
>>never kiss again
I don't really like kissing. But never take my cuddles away.

>>become the smart
There are drawbacks to being ridiculously attractive. But being smart could help me with some of my insecurities.

>>become very wealthy
GIVE ME THE MONEY WTF I DONT CARE ABOUT FITNESS

>>have no arms
With my sudden explosion in wealth, I could get those cool robot arms!

>>live in a small shared room with five straight women (three two-person bunk-beds).
I don't think I could live far from civilization. I need people. And straight girls are nice cause friendship without confusion.

>>have an amazing gf
>or
>>have an amazing career
Oh god, this one is hard. I lean towards the career, because that sounds so fulfilling. But now I'm making myself sad by imagining coming home to be comforted by a perfect gf.

>>own a unprofitable, but somewhat sustainable lesbian bar
I'd rather have something that I enjoy doing. And doesn't smell like shit.

>>6608276
>I don't really like kissing
Pls be my gf. All the girls I've slept with said they need a make out session first and its fuckin annoying. I also hate the feeling of someone else's tongue in my mouth

>>6608290
Yes! It grosses me out so hard. Sometimes when I'm watching porn I have to skip past when they're kissing. Why do they have to zoom up so close?

Mashing each other's faces against each other is so unappealing.

>>6608290
That's the best fucking part, though!
And it's one of the things that you really can't replicate masturbating alone.

You guys are fucking weird.

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Come get some lovin', lesgen

>>6608344
Yeah, I definitely want that hand up my vagina.

>>6608388
Well, if you say so, don't mind if I do!

>>6607585
Maybe it's a mental thing? Do you feel totally relaxed and able to shut down your thoughts when you get off?

>>6608163

>dating as a homosexual
>still having standards

lel enjoy the rest of your youth

>>6608400
Also, not that you ought to be screeching like a straight dude's fantasy, but are you by chance trying to keep quiet when you cum?

Always used to being silent growing up on the same floor as my parents, and come to find out later that it's much easier for it to happen if I just let myself do whatever.
If that's the case, stupid as it is, try making some kind of moan and see if it gets you into it more.

>>6608289

>maki poster
>posting men in our lesgen

I-I trusted you...

>>6608410
Why should I hang out with people I don't like?
You can still hook up with anyone if ya want, only take a night. But dating takes up a lot of time, and I'm only gonna be alive for so long, senpai.

>>6607834
I like you

>>6608163
Not a cis lesbian gold star femme with a good job and who's sole goal in life is to eat vagina - my one deal breaker

>>6607834
Used to be 200+, now 160. Aiming for 130-135 at 5'7.

It's ok I guess. I like running now and cook all the time. And have a dog. Still depressed tho.

>>6608163
>drug addiction
>bipolar or more serious mental issues
>unnecessarily rude
>cheater
>gossip

I want a super awesome short haircut, but I have a weird hairline at my neck and I feel like my jaw line isn't sharp enough. So I just stick with a really slick ponytail. The only downside is long hair is not convenient during sex sometimes.

>>6604320
>tfw you've been called slim thick twice since you started lifting

>>6608709
My dealbreaker is being a fucking weeb.

>>6608400

Usually.
I dont really get horny all that often, but when I do I try to get comfy to sort it out.

And with regards to >>6608415, I dont really try to not make noise, I've just never really felt the need to.
Im not bottling it up, it just doesnt much happen.
It does with a qt girl tho, things feel a bit better and I get a bit more worked up and make a bit more noise.

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lesgen whenever I read like erotica or something involving lesbian sex, they mention orgasms in quick succession, gushing and creaming multiple times over the course of a minute or so

is this fiction or am I an idiot? like after I cum I can feel myself clench and quiver I guess, for lack of a better word, a few times after/during, is that what they're talking about? usually if I'm going down on a girl I don't notice like multiple sprays one after another, it's just like, a mess of cum to lick up, yknow?

am I just a bad lover to have not experienced this or is it just classified under str8 males and bi curious girl's wet lesbian dreams?

>>6608797
Everything is ramped up for you, you know that without having to ask us.

However, everyone's refractory periods are different.
I can do multiple orgasms, but it's rare that they happened one right after the other like that. I mean, I don't know if I even really want that as a normal thing.

>I don't notice like multiple sprays one after another, it's just like, a mess of cum to lick up, yknow?
Most guys write/read the porn that's online, and they need some self-insert/equivalent to their own ejaculation. (You'll notice how often they mention nipples 'erecting' too)
I've never been with a squirter and I hope I never fucking am. Other girls, max issues we've had were like a slightly damp spot on the bed.

>>6608163
funny enough, for years I had like a red flag list of like completely generic things that I would use to judge a girls character, and then I dated a girl who picked up on all of these things and tailored herself to match what she thought would be my ideal

and she was horribly emotionally abusive and awful

so I guess my biggest deal breaker is someone not having a sense of self or sticking to their guns. I still kind of have a red flag list but it isn't over trivial things like what video games they like (except if they thought life is strange is good or not) (that one stays) but more larger philosophical questions and if they're willing and able to back up their opinions

if a girl doesn't know what she's talking about, regardless of whether or not I agree, I want nothing to do with her

>>6608830
I can do multiple too, which is why this was so worrisome to me, like I was missing out or whatever, but also why it seemed so face

like sure being fucked senseless is nice, but I'd like to be able to stop after one usually.

thanks pal, sorry for the shitty anatomical questions that I could ask in my sex Ed class

>tfw nice waitress at the restaurant I go to all the time tells a friend she thinks I'm "handsome" and asks me for my number
>tfw I tell her I already have a girlfriend

I'm pretty sure she's also like, 19. I hope she finds a qt gf some day her own age some day. ;-;

>>6608859
give her my number

Am I still a lesbian if I think ftms are cute and would fuck them, at least the ones that aren't overly masculine? I want nothing to do with cis men or mtfs. Maybe I just have a pussy fetish. Unfortunately, I don't think there is any way to describe it without offending transgenders.

>>6608875
I'm actually curious about something and you could help me out.

1. Who is your 2D waifu?
2. Do you like 3D as well or only 2D?
3. If yes, what 3D girls are you attracted to?

>>6608868
I don't really give a shit since most FTM's maintain a lot of feminine features for a long time into their transitions.
A lot of them just look like cute tomboys/dykes.
If I could be a monster, I'd wanna catch 'em while they're still 100% female and just keep them at that qt dyke stage.

Same as if I'm somewhere online and see someone post a gif of a cute chick, and then her big ass dick flops out. It's not a fucking crisis for me, I just thought she was a chick.

>>6608859
i would kill a man for this

>>6608868
>pussy fetish

anon....it's called being homosexual. it's not very nice to their identities but they're biologically female, and the lines don't really start to blur until they're covered in hair and have a bass voice.

>>6608937
I don't think I'm completely homo though because sometimes when I see a cute skinny guy I'll sometimes fantasize about him having a pussy and eating him out. I don't imagine he's a girl either, just the idea of treating him like one turns me on.

This may sound incredibly cruel but I'm aroused by the idea of eating out an ftm and triggering their dysphoria as it forces them to focus on the fact they have a female body.

>>6606292

>Never have sex again
>Become the most attractive (sorry not sorry, I'm shallow and have zero self esteem)
>Become very wealthy
>Have no arms
>I'd say the shared room but realistically I'd probably be bad at it. I'm shy around girls straight or otherwise why
>Have an amazing gf (hate how the wasn't even a hard choice for me tbqh)
>Ohh not sure, maybe the septic company. Hard choice tho

>>6608930
Because a lot of het men have shit taste. I was going to be a little annoyed about you in the thread but you seem like an alright guy.

>>6608978
if you have normal lesbian fantasies plus that you're still completely gay imo. you have some kind of humiliation/feminization fetish but all the people in your fantasies still have primary female sex characteristics aka a puss.

lgbt people are so messed up, especially trans, you can probably find one to do that with. i'm struggling to stop myself from getting off to the fantasy of straight girls humiliating me. maybe it's a way for the brain to cope with the shit in ur life ;_; it would explain all the daddy issues girls

>>6609058
Why do you hang out on lgbt if you're het?

>>6609072
>4chan
>anime and waifus
>no friends and no other hobbies

he's going to become a transbian obviously

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people say they can tell i'm gay because of my teeth/mouth

has anyone heard this before?

>>6609058
the gay ones usually, the more unfortunate of us have the forbidden straight crush

I myself prefer a girl with like a gentle bit of plump on her? big tiddies and ass, OR small tiddies and thin. I hate big boobs on girls with flat stomachs

wide hips are a must in either scenario tho

>>6609112

Someone talked about that in here a few weeks back.
I assume that was you? If not, then that'd be the only time ive ever heard of that.

>>6609116
Do you just like to feel loved?

>>6609150
That was me and I heard it again today which is why I asked.

driving me freaking crazy that people keep saying that

>>6609159
I'm not a straight dude so I can't say how hard it is for you guys to get girls but it's definitely not easy for lesbians. The whole "experimenting" thing is a myth, at least in my experience, as most straight girls are grossed out rather than bicurious. Also, I'm completely awful at telling whether a girl is into other girls so I haven't been on a date in over a year. I've also never gotten laid.

>>6609112
Dunno about mouth/teeth specifically, but you can be pretty good at calling it from how you hold your body for than anything else, and facial expressions play into that, so maybe that's really what's pining them.
Did they explain anymore than that?

>>6609311
This is gonna sound retarded, but it made such a difference once I 'broke the seal' so to speak.
Half the time people have trouble getting laid, it's just overthinking it in their head.
If you hit on a girl, or at least make the assumption that she's gay or into you and follow up on it, the worst that's gonna happen is that you're going to be embarrassed for a bit. You're not a gay dude who's chancing getting knocked the fuck out by some offended retard.
Something could have happened so much earlier for me if I had stopped the 'I don't wanna be a bother'/'I don't wanna put them in an awkward position' bullshit in my head.

During Pride a few weeks ago this girl was chatting me up and asked if I was gay. I said yes and she went "daaaamn" while looking me up and down. Then a couple days ago I met a girl who turned out to be gay and I made a remark at some point about how my appearance makes everyone assume I'm straight and she seemed really surprised and whispered "yeah." Obviously men are surprised when I tell them I'm gay but that's not saying much. Still, if lesbians- including the girl who I was FLIRTING BACK WITH AT PRIDE ffs- can't tell I'm gay then I don't even know.
Related to OP's topic because long hair?

>>6609432
>Something could have happened so much earlier for me if I had stopped the 'I don't wanna be a bother'/'I don't wanna put them in an awkward position' bullshit in my head.

Go on... I think this might be a good opportunity form me and baby dykes alike to learn a thing or two.

>>6609552
I dunno. I mean, I was concerned about being seen as like some predatory dyke or something. When, honestly, no one really gives a shit, and if they do, they're a fucking asshole and I don't let assholes ruin my day.
If you think people know you're gay, then that's awesome, let them know you're into them. If you think someone doesn't know you're gay, don't feel like you're doing them some wrong or that you 'tricked' them if you let them know you like them.
Not being forward like that has two results 1) They get away from the friendship because they WERE interested in you, you're dreams of making out gone with it, or 2) The relationship continues on as a friendship because they WEREN'T into you, and now you actually ARE in a morally dubious spot if you liked her from the start, and she's just thinking you're her friend.
So long as you're not walking up to girls like 'UGH....can I fuck you?', it always pays to be forward.

There was a point in my life that a girl could wear a shirt reading 'I'M A BIG FUCKING DYKE, FUCK ME, YOU LESBIAN!' and I'd be like, 'Nah...what if she think's it's weird I'm gay'.
Just knock that shit off. Nothing bad will happen.

>>6609640
Is this straight dude general now?

>>6609509
Hair length isn't a be-all, end-all, no.
You probably such have really reserved mannerisms or something.

>>6608987
What's the purpose of wanting to be attractive if not to attain sex?

Fml I just finished getting myself off four times and my clit is being an attention whoring bitch again already.

>>6609648
Not helping.

What's the discord

It's really hard being me right now.

I mean I make bad choices I guess and no one likes me and I don't like me.

>>6609783

What bad choices?

>>6609647
What are some examples of reserved mannerisms?

>>6609693
To feel good about yourself, self esteem. Or to stop worrying about your looks. Like someone with an eating disorder isn't thinking "aww yeah I'm gonna have so much sex when I'm skinny", they're dreaming of not hating themselves, feeling confident, and having other people find them attractive. Wanting to be attractive is a goal in and of itself.

>>6609648
She looks like a child. "Teen" is in the file name and I sincerely doubt she's 18.

>>6609868
Gonna be hard to explain without coming off as sexist or generalizing lesbians, but; making yourself smaller, not speaking up, having a narrow stance, that sort of thing.
Two things I always notice lesbians doing is hooking their thumbs in their pockets with the rest of their fingers out, almost kinda like a Wild West 'resting my hands on the guns' pose, and standing with their hands on their hips, elbows out.
I'm sure you get the general idea. Again, not to stereotype, but I think there's a pretty widespread notion of dyke swagger, but honestly, it's more just confidence that seems amplified because you're a woman, it stands out more. (I'm def not telling you to look like one of those girls in a flat brimmed hat and a white beater shirt. I hate those kind of dykes, but that's more an urban/hispanic/black thing, at least around here.)

>>6609635
I would read your book of Tips for Babydykes. I admitted to myself (and now others) that I was gay very recently, ears are wide open for your advice anon.

>>6609916
Aight, one last thing real quick; know what fucking pisses me off about lesbians? The vast majority of us, practically all, we raised as heterosexual girls, and heterosexual girls are raised not to make the first move.
Sometimes I feel like lesbians are in a perpetual Mexican stand off. Doesn't matter how little sense it makes logically, you've had it pounded into your head by heteronormative culture that it's the guy who makes the first move, even if there's no fucking guy.

There have been times where I was doing this, and I find out later so was the other girl, and I didn't get kissed.
There was also at least one time where I was doing this, and the other girl assessed correctly I was doing this, and didn't want to waste her time on someone so unsure of herself, and I didn't get kissed.

Just, fuck man...

>>6609913
Oh I see what you mean! No worries, you didn't come across as sexist or stereotyping to me.

>>6609945
But now that you're aware of it, you get to make all the moves on all the ladies! I will try to take your sage advice and not be timid too.
Honestly maybe this is why Grindr is so consistently active. All people who were raised to make the first move = constant fucking.

>>6609852
I don't know, I don't save money and I steal shit and lie to people even though I know they are just going to find out I lied in like a minute I just do it anyways.

I went to school for things I shouldn't have, I have job I shouldn't have.

I drink way too much.

There is like a second me that actively decides to do the opposite of what I should. She is a cunt.

>>6609971
Yeah, that and they have matched libidos and (this is speculation), even though there isn't a risk of getting pregnant, whether it's social or biological, I think women at the moment are less into random 'cum and go' encounters. At least when you get away from queer-positive college campuses or something.
There's no reason gay girls can't use Tindr like Grindr, but I've only seen it used like that at places like I've mentioned above.

I hope that can change, if that's really what people want. That's what I want.
The only thing stopping me from using it like that are other girls. Seems like most people wanna date.

>>6609777
Literally in the op

>>6609112
I find it sincerely hilarious you're being trolled by the locals

>>6608859
I always like it when women describe other women as "handsome". It doesn't happen nearly enough.

>>6609979
Ok, well you obviously know why the stealing and lying is bad, the only thing we can address is the drinking.

Why do you think you drink too much?
Are you really drinking too much, like you're getting sick? You for sure you're using it to self-medicate? Or are people just saying you drink too much?
If it's the former, get into AA or some shit. If it's the later, tell them to fuck off. There's nothing wrong with drinking all the time if you're having fun with it. It's liquid shitposting.

>>6606292
I would rather:
>never have sex again
>be the smartest
>be very wealthy
>be blind
>live alone
>amazing career
>lesbian bar

>>6610147
Def

>>6610176
>that front wheel
>no brakes
>fixed gear
>dat chain
>tallboy of Tecate

As much as this triggers the fuck outta me, as much as I can all but KNOW that that's not her bike and she's only holding it for a prop, God damn do I love me some hipster bike girls.
I can't find any pictures of actual ones at the moment.
Nothing makes me weaker in the knees than a girl who knows more about bikes than me.

Jesus, no wonder lesbians get bed death when half of you are so okay with never having sex again. Hope you pseudo-fags all enjoy your cats and ~cozy bed huggles~.

Honestly ignore my rage, my clit has my mind on sex all day and I desperately need a high sex drive, high energy gf who doesn't mind spending at least one day a week doing nothing but lying in bed having sex and eating leftover panda express.

>>6610199
Aight, now you're two for two. Please post one bike that doesn't give me AIDS

>>6610189
Are you blonde hairy butch picspam anon

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>>6610227
Can't, I gotta fix your bike

>>>6610230
Can't stop, you just bought a first class ticket to the Vyvanse train

>>6607585
Are you on antidepressants?

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>>6610238
Heh, you look like you've gotten shorter.

>>6610227
>>6610214
>>6610189
>>6610153
Can you take your roleplay with the straight dude somewhere else? Bigen maybe?

>>6610289
?

>>6610287
Ay, mam!

>>6610204
>204 ▶
>Jesus, no wonder lesbians get bed death
Make it better chinese food, and you've got yourself a date.

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Tumblr is full of SJW's and autists.
4chan is full of basement dwellers and pedophiles.
Where am I supposed to find a qt girlfriend who likes the same stuff I do?

>>6610584
What stuff do you like?

>>6610621
I don't want to get shitposted to death.

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>>6610780
Just do it, fag.

>>6610791
Anime, vidya and some visual novels.

>>6610824
Me too. What sort of series do you like?

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>>6610824
I mean, you'll find a lot of people here who are into those things.

>>6610848
Supernatural, slice of life, comedy and psychological are some of my favorite genres.
>>6610850
Yeah, that's the thing; "people". Not cute girls.

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>>6610906
You will find cisgender female people here in this very general who like those things.

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>>6610906
I-I'm a cute girl anon. Are you?

>>6610914
Oh. Are you one of them? I don't frequent these threads as much as I'd like to.
>>6610934
I've been told I'm cute before, but I think it's debatable.

>>6610942
There's a bunch of us in the discord that you may fancy. We're a mix of interests.

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>>6610942
I'm a nerdshit rather that a weebshit, but I can think of several regulars who like all three of those things. P. common set of interests around here fimfamalam. You should hang out with us in discord.

>>6610948
>>6610959
Really? I think I'll join later tonight. Or tomorrow, if I end up passing out.

>>6610584
My local Okcupid is full of normies.

>>6610948

>"mix of interests"
>literally nothing but video game talk

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>>6611294
Nigga which discord did you visit?

>>6611334
It's probably suki/ex gf chan who only pokes in when dot and sofi and whoever else is going on and on about vidya.

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>>6611347

Heh, you got me.

Literally all I ever see is video game and techy talk.

>>6611416
Try some d i r t y t a l k !

>>6606964
open the image, open your eyes to a whole new level of understanding.

>>6611416
Once Dot falls asleep its fine. She's just a neet so video games are her vehicle of living. You could contribute once and a while you scrub.
>heh, you got me
Literally see right through you.

Today I went on a date with some fairly qt butch girl. We get to talking about my work, and I tell her I'm a hairdresser. She says "how much do you make, 15 bucks an hour? and I go "no, actually I make $14.50."

And then she starts laughing heartily.

Now, I don't really get what's so funny. Then I realize that she's probably making fun of my job.

She says "I'm sorry, that just struck me as fuckin' funny!" I say "i guess, alright, so what do you do?"

She smirks and says "lets just say I make more money in 15 minutes than you do in a day. But don't worry I'll teach you all the tricks of trade" than she chuckles again for some reason

I don't really know what to say after this. What she did wasn't socially acceptable, but I don't want to fight her on this. So I change the subject

On the way home my mind is replaying this scene in my head and I start to feel really sad. This bitch singlehandedly ruined my week probably.

Fuck, why do I have to be such a sensitive shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah fucking asshole bitch

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>>6611523
Jesus, what a cunt.

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>>6611486

Oh, I get enough dirtytalk right here with my flirty butches giving into my force-feminization fantasies

>>6611491
>She's just a neet so video games are her vehicle of living.

Heh.

Is nazicycler in discord btw?

>>6606029
>fourth circle being closeted at a Catholic school
Wohoo, there's a whole circle of Hell for girls like me. Finally I'll find out who else was concealing it all the way through school.

>>6611523

Well obviously the only way to get over this cuckholdry is to accept her future dates, get her in bed, tie her up, and dominate her so her ego falls away completely as she drowns in orgasmic bliss and slowly becomes your dedicated sex and wage slave.

>>6611523
Don't take that shit from anyone. Especially someone you're on a date with. Please do my hair and forget about that buttstain.

>>6611537
If she is, she hasn't revealed herself.

>>6606533
Not really. I think a whole lot about mutual masturbation with my crush, God knows why but that really gets me somehow..
Never imagined anything 'male' at all though.

>like a girl
>long awkward courtship because reasons
>friend says we don't seem like a close couple
>try to send her flirtatious text
>immediately regret

why am I like this

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Bi girls who keep gushing about how they're SO GAY need to shut the fuck up. How can they complain about visibility, then erase themselves? And then date guys, while spouting every 10 minutes on Instagram how totally gay they are for something? I'm so sick of it, especially when it's someone who's never had crushes on girls or showed signs of liking them until they made a tumblr blog.

>>6608797
Porn is just fucking fake, all of it. I can orgasm multiple times, but definitely not in a minute, that's all bullshit imo, in a minute I'm barely done coming down from one orgasm, let alone starting to work on the next.
Porn is just exaggerated, almost always, don't feel intimidated by it.
Also I'm sure most of it is written by guys so yeah.

I hope y'all don't mind if I just copy this from another thread, I could really use some help.

So I'm a girl, currently in Thailand on vacation, in Chiang Mai, nice resort and all that, very relaxing. Thing is, I've kind of started to fall for a girl I see at the pool daily, I haven't even talked to her yet but I'm crazy into her somehow.
Now, would it be an excessively stupid idea to invite her over for drinks to my hut? Or, I don't know, just going up to her at the pool and introduce myself nicely and whatnot? I'm immensely retarded about this and I'm only here with my sister who isn't exactly a great help.

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>>6611531
>>6611550
>>6611554
Thanks for sharing in my anger :^)

I'm thinking of maybe sending her an angry text calling her an ugly egotistical bitch and tell her to slit her fucking wrists or something. Though in reality I'll probably just text "hey I enjoyed our date but you're not really my type, best of luck!"

Worst part is, she hit me where I'm more insecure. If she made fun of my looks, hair, clothes I wouldn't have cared

>>6611523
>not using this opportunity to make her your sugar mommy

W H Y
H
Y

>>6611572
Flirtatious how? Maybe it's not as bad as you think.

>>6611588
Something tells me its a good idea for you to just forget about her.

>>6611593
Because she's a bitch. I'm not gonna date a bitch, not even a wealthy one

>>6611589
She's a bitch Anon, honestly. Maybe it's some stupid dating power game but it's definitely not nice. I'm not a fan of the whole fire and brimstone revenge thing personally but telling her that she's not your type outright will probably irk her in any case so maybe do that.

>>6611607
I know, I know. But sometimes I see girls who seem so cute I just forget how stupid I am to assume they might be interested, and then I remember and make myself sad.

>>6610243

I am currently, but this has been a long-running issue, whilst my anti depressants have only been for the last year ish.

>>6610243
Not her but I've always heard that and never experienced it like that myself. I've only noticed a kind of...delay in everything sexual, but not being less sensitive or having weaker orgasms.
Maybe it's very individual, I honestly haven't read up on it at all so if that's just me being dumb, sorry.

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>>6611588

>>6611638
Because I'm retarded about this kind of thing, like I said. I had one girlfriend about two years ago and since then I've been single and actually kinda shy about dating altogether..
And in my mind it's always "There's a 95% chance she's hetero so why bother talking to her"

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>>6611647

<--I repeat.

>>6611657
Yeah but that's easily said Anon.

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EYOOO CREEPER YOU HERE?
WE'RE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
PLS RESPONCE

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>>6611662

Keep making excuses, you little bitch, or just invite her to have a fucking drink with you as friends and just be goddamn fucking friendly and go from there it isn't that hard.

>>6611679
You underestimate how immensely shy I am.
But you're right of course, I just have to give myself a kick in the butt and do it.
Also since when does Wynaut exist in purple?

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>>6611689

Nobody will ever love you if you don't learn your shiny pokemon.

Seriously just try and start out as friends and get comfortable that way.

>>6611705
Right, that makes sense.

Yeah I agree with you, unfortunately I'm only here for another week ago this is probably doomed anyway.

>>6611575
Is it weird that everytime I see Madoka posted I assume it's a transbian.

>>6611740
Same here.

>>6611606
>thought we were all going back to a friends house
>she's taking an environmental course out of town
>can essentially only see her on weekends and maybe once for a few hours during week
>we're leaving where we eat
>it's 3 am
>shout across the parking lot if I'm asleep when we get back to study hard and kick ass
>thought she was coming back with us
>she goes home
>send her a text telling her when she passes the test to think of a reward
>make a joke about sending her "dirty" pictures like landfills and a contaminated river near where I live
>because environmental class
>also tell her sorry I thought she was coming back with us

I spent the night last night but still I feel bad for not checking or getting the chance to give her a hug. But it was really late and we were all really tired.

>commence to panic about how maybe she doesn't like me anymore

>tfw want to try dating but feel like I'm basically a huge walking red flag

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>>6612140

>>6611554
It sounds lame.

>>6612125
the fuck are you freaking out about

>>6612575
I really, really like this girl and I'm constantly rocketing between being elated and smitten and dreamy-feeling to being anxious and worried that I'm being too clingy/being distant/over analyzing everything/panicking that I've somehow screwed everything up. I've never been in a relationship with someone where I've been like this. I'm a little freaked out.

>>6608260
>>Went from being flatchested af A-cup all my life to suddenly a C-cup all in just this year without becoming fat/gaining random weight this year and they just keep growing.
I'm happy as hell but holy crap I just got new bras and now they don't fit.. I need a new bikini too and I just bought one last year..

>>6612619
Lucky. I had no chest even back in high school when I was chubby.

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>>6612619
dude buying new bras is the worst they're so fucking expensive if you want cute ones
>took birth control to regulate hell periods
>tits bigger even when off it
>nipples larger and puffier

I don't know how to feel

>>6613242
>tfw pepperoni nips
Just end my life right now

>>6613242
feel like killing yourself

>>6613259
Jealous, tranny~?

>>6613272
of course not. i have a bigger dick than you =)

>>6613257
n-no most boobs are v cute, except those ones that look like a rash over the whole tiddy

>>6613259
lol why so mad

>>6613278
i agree even on tgirls and chubby cisguys. boobs are QT!

>>6613317
Nope

>>6613343
oh well, not everyone is open minded i guess

>>6608276
>being smart could help me with some of my insecurities
high iq corresponds with increased depression and anxiety rates

>>6609693
Not being rude but getting laid is piss easy. Getting positive attention rather than negative attention, self-esteem, and looking the best you can for potential partners, rather than just getting laid. You could probably get laid for personality alone and your ex will still rate your looks out of 10, and I feel when the mirror of liking me goes they will all objectively say I'm a 2/10.

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>>6610906
Are you implying cute girls aren't people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsXypbRwEH0
The first step to bisexual liberation is facing your fears.

>tfw you did something fucked up to your calf muscle during sex
>tfw can't put weight on it let alone jog or work out
>tfw been pigging out lately

I'm going to get fat.

>>6613823
This just strikes me as pandering click bait bullshit. I don't understand why they would do this even for the lulz.

>>6612619

H-how did this happen...? How old are you?

>tfw I want bigger boobs to play with

>>6613887
>This just strikes me as pandering click bait bullshit. I don't understand why they would do this even for the lulz.

>implying that bria and chrissy aren't faking being lesbians so they can get money just for making out on camera in bikinis and shit

I thought this was obvious.

>>6612619
Puberty?

>>6614722
Literally who?

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Shot down today...

>>6613585
yes that's exactly what I was implying

Anybody doing anything intinteresting with their life right now?

>>6614698
That was either on hormones or pregnant
Either way it's biscum problems

>>6615488
Only bisexuals can get pregnant or experience breast growth later in their teens/early 20s?

>>6604642
this picture makes me so jelly!

>>6615501
No. But you think people who can afford to do that out of the ordinary kick it in here?

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>>6615613
Silly.. >.>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHv3pEtPR4

Coziiieee....

>>6615797
gay

>>6615797
That has got to be the sweetest thing EVER.

>>6611740
Why?

>>6611740
You are most likely correct every time.

Are there no lesbians left on this board? am I truly that alone?

>>6615478
Well I'm in vacation in Thailand with my sister for three weeks I'd if that counts.
I also started a job at a small wealth management firm recently. Overall my life isn't super interesting though.

>>6616577
The board is always super inactive on Sundays. Idk why, maybe people getting ready for the work week.

>>6617206
It's the holy day of rest.

>>6613242
I've dropped 300$ just on bras last year, went from 32As and got 32Bs, which is what I have atm but gonna need 32Cs even though I was told they're sister sizes, meaning almost the same but slightly bigger then Bs for my weight/size ratio. I've never taken birth control.
>>6615488
I'm cis and 22. Huge tits run in my family but I've no idea why suddenly it's just now kicking in..
>>6614698
I've no idea honestly. I'm pretty skinny and went from being a flat chested toothpick to suddenly a toothpick with having tits and ass.
>>6615125
I guess! Late as hell though!

>>6617353
Yes it is. Yes it is..

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tfw getting so addicted to spanking that its the only thing i can even get slightly aroused to anymore, yet never have been spanked once

i just want a big girl to put me on her lap and make me cry, is that so much to ask

>tfw the pillow still smells like qt
I'm not leaving bed today

>>6617768
>tfw pillow smells like random cute friend who slept over
Hng

Sorry, I know this is cislesgen and not transbiangen, but I just wanted to ask:

1. How many cisbians in here would actually date or consider dating a passable transgirl who at least puts significant effort into looking feminine?

2. On that note, how many cisbians in here HAVE dated transgirls in the past?

t-thanks, cislesgen

>>6617471
Hi Geo, been a while. I still have your butt pic.

>>6618420
who

>>6618403
>asking this in a TERF thread
Like cmon if they liked transgender women do you think they would be hiding out in their special snowflake "no trannies allowed" club?

>>6618455

Are the girls in here actually that TERFy?

>>6618403
1.No way in hell, I'm attracted to women, not make up and dresses.
2.Never.

Why do you feel the need to come to the only thread that is not about trans people? You already have 90% of /lgbt/ dedicated to your lot.

>>6618564

s-sorry, I was just curious and wanted to ask

sorry, sorry. sorry! sorry...

>>6618473
If by TERF you mean "refusing to date = literally murder", then yes.

>>6618473
It's tainted on the Internet because trannys take over a thread till its bump limit, talking about trans issues to the point where we can't shitpost about lesbians.
I don't really feel that so much in real life.

>>6618403
Dating? I dunno, but hooking up? If they were honest with me about being trans and didn't get assblasted if I couldn't bring myself to touch their penis, maybe.
Not to use people as an experiment, but I kinda want to kiss a trans person just to see how'd I react.

I hate the notion too many trans people have, that if genitals is a dealbreaker to you, they get all high and mighty like, 'Oh, so my genitals define me, huh? Sorry, I don't judge people that way!' Like, fuck off.

>>6618573

Honestly, if I dated/hooked up with a ciswoman, I wouldn't want her to go anywhere near my penis. It would cause me way too much dysphoria, and I would only let her do anything with it if she really, really wanted to.

I would be perfectly fine just getting her off in whatever way she pleases, but I really don't want my penis involved in any way.

>>6618576
Straight girls wouldn't have the reputation they have half as much if they were actually this forward.
They always try and set it up as something like dating, get you into them.

>>6618581
I understand that, but I've also heard the opposite. (Granted, on this website, but still).
No matter how 'wrong' it is, no matter how much it hurts your feelings, the number one thing trans people need to understand right now is that you are assumed cis, no matter what, and you ARE being dishonest if you carry on with someone who doesn't seem to know your status. 'Ugh, it's up to them to look, sweetie!' No, I'm not doing genital checks as a handshake, that's unrealistic, not to mention unsafe for you.

>>6618598

Again, honestly, trans people who aren't forward about their trans status on dating/hook-up sites or whatever else come off as really sleazy, dishonest people to me.

It's starting to make sense why cisbians don't want anything to do with trans people, though. Don't honestly know if I can feel bitter about it.

>>6618604
Unless Daddy Trump throws a wrench in our day-to-day culture, I think we might get to a point where cis isn't such the assumption, and at the same time, trans people don't have to be so fucking defensive about their new gender, at least in liberal areas like cities.
I consider someone being trans way more than I did even a couple of years ago, I mean.

I just hate being the outlet for trannyrage when they're really not mad at me so much as they're mad at being reminded that they're not cisfemale.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't see this in FTMs. It's like, woah, big surprise, MTFs act like raging dudes.

>>6618576
Hey, you're that fucker from /mtfg/

>>6618620

To be entirely fair, with all of the anti-androgens we're on, I doubt it's some kind of "testosterone rage". If anything, I'd say it's a combination of (wrong) cultural assumptions by MtFs that, in order to be "girly", they have to be "bitchy", and also the fact that HRT makes our mood and emotions get all out of whack.

Testosterone, ironically enough, doesn't cause the same sort of emotional mood swings in FtMs as estrogen causes in MtFs.

Regardless, though, yes, it's misdirected anger.

>>6618632
I wasn't even thinking testosterone, it's just that you've been socialized as male and you probably feel the same entitlements that cismen do, and you're going to make sure you get it.
I see a MTF pulling the WADDAYA MEAN IM NOT A WOMAN! more than a FTM would, I imagine they'd be like, 'Aight', if someone wasn't comfortable with the idea.

See? We let the trans people into the thread and they shitposted it into bump limit. Even though they already have 84934 threads to talk about their issues.

>>6618711

Sorry! Sorry, sorry. Sorry, I mean, sorry...

>>6618711
It's like day three of this thread, it's fine at this point.

>>6618721
It will be a problem if they pull this on every thread tho. Like I said, they have their own threads, why do they even come here to derail our stuff?

>>6618403
I think i could date a POST op chick.
The true question would be is would i lose my gold star?
I've seen some fine ass trans people. That you couldn't tell for nothing in the world.
I used to be a mentor for a college and i met quite a few of them but they were all hon's but i have met ONE that i think i was infatuated with. But she wouldn't give me the time of day. But if you ever met her all the girls would be jelly at how hot she was.

>>6618859
>The true question would be is would i lose my gold star?
Does that even matter?

>>6618875
Not really. But for 4chans sake i don't feel like losing my right to speak freely in here. But if she would talk to me then i would have no reason to be in here.

>>6618887
Basically i would have someone to talk to. That wasn't a turf OR a tumblertard

>>6618898
No one should actually be concerned with tailoring their behavior to their label. If you do something you want to do, and you don't feel comfortable calling yourself a lesbian anymore, don't. No love lost, no problem.

>>6618930
I'm a gold star myself, but I don't feel the need to tell people that, it's irrelevant.

>>6618930
That's true. Just always been a gold star. Don't know what not being one would entail.

>>6618960
Literally nothing. Either you enjoy what you did, and cool, now you can do that thing too.
Or, you don't enjoy it, and cool, now there's no feeling that you might be missing out on something you'd like.

I'm gold star, I call myself s lesbian, but I'm ready to go with the flow if I feel like I've encountered an exception to that.

>>6617471
Where do you live