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>>6511165
>Lets be less lewd
or let's all do this to each other
you pick

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>less lewd

>>6510536
old thred

>>6511165
first for if im not first im literally going to kill myself, this is an ultimatum im giving to myself, not joking

>>6511167
>tfw no hickies

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?

>>6511167
I thought you were vanilla @___@

>>6511177
show me your beautiful butt baby

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>>6511171
post results, chick and shit
>>6511172
hell no

>>6511179
I have a gf so I can't and won't.

>>6511181
>post results, chick and shit
ill let you guys know when the deed is done

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>>6511101
>i still have my anal virginity

>>6511177
I'm vanilla at least 75% of the time

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>>6511186
what's that supposed to mean

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I'll never have a boyfriend
theres a million other girls out there who are actually pretty, including kato.

>>6511189
What are you the 25% of the time :?

>>6511191
getting a nu-vag on your back is strange and weird

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>>6511167
>or let's all do this to each other
>lets all do this
>to each other
i'm a lesbian though, why would i let the general populace of mtfg give me hickeys ;--;
>>6511172
i love them

>>6511191
literally why would anyone take krokodil

>>6511159
>it's a vacation, I wouldn't be moving there
That's what he wants you to think. I bet he's already chosen the names for the JAV he's going to force you to make.
"White Dickpiggu Earns Sweet Surprise"
"Girly Toy Turned Love Tramp"
If you visit and his house has a gratuitous amount of black rope and glass pitchers in it, don't say an internet stranger didn't warn you.

>>6511193
that's strictly between me and puru >.>

i hate myself too much to have sex so im pretty pure

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>>6511194
nu-vag for a nu-female
amirite???????????????????????
>>6511197
>black rope
uhh i want to be tied up SO bad anon, and my opportunities keep being denied me, baka

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I WAN TO BE LESS LEWD AND PURE!!!!

>>6511206
are cuddles pure

>>6511199
You two are so cute together <3

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>>6511190

Nothing. DW about it...

>>6511206
red are you trans or what
i remember thinking you were hot in femgen and since i feel like my fantasies have gotten gayer
i think you made me a fag red

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>>6511212
>DW about it
nice pun

>>6511207
yes. lets cuddle

>>6511206
it's not easy being pure red, especially when youve been a slut for so long

its very hard to be pure and a cumdump at the same time

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>>6511197

naaaawwww. idkkkk. I could date a wealthy and worldly man who takes care of me. not that I'd assssssummmeeee he would. he just already does so much to keep my happy. and that could be nice. right? who doesn't want that?

>>6511206

I'm pure as freshly fallen snow. It's really not all that.

>>6511215
:3

>>6511213
I'm a GIRL!!
No longer a boy!!
Just a girl!

how long into a relationship is it wierd to have never had sex or kissed or anything

>>6511222
hOI! YES! TRIPS CONFIRM! :3

good girl

>>6511222
in many ways u r a cute girl

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>it's the middle of the night
>I'm all alone with my dog
>I can hear her freaking out upstairs
>sometimes strange noises in the house
I'm
Scared

i'm at a bar for the first time pls recommend drinks
i wanna get fucking WAAASTEEEDDDD

>>6511222
im proud of u red
ur such a good girl and a qt

>>6511222
fuck dude, i fucking knew it.

You were like the only one I found hot on /femgen/

Now I've snowballed into wanting a fem twink to hold my hands and slowly enter me while holding me etc etc gay gay gay

I hope your happy Red

also GL on being trans or w/e, I think you're really passable and you have a good face

>>6511227
a v. cute girl :3

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>>6511225

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>>6511214

Now I'm unsure what you mean.

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I'm a qt girl and I'm proud!
suck my girltinkler world!!!!
>>6511229
vodka redbull
>>6511230
thank you!

>>6511231
lmao anyone on mtfg could have told you she was always memeing

it was dysphoria memeing she said she would be a girl if she got srs and ffs but until then she must be a boy, internalized transphobia

no one ever took her seriously cuz she was trolling

rip lmao

>>6511219
>Edie story hour
Boy I'm sure this one is going to happen, just like every other one in the last what... 3 years?

>>6511222

Sick girl trips.

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>>6511234
n-nevermind
i'm a nerd

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>tfw no Grace to cuddle to sleep with after back and forth internet shenaniganry
Ok back to sleep I go.

>>6511229
SHOT
OF
JOHNNIE
WALKER
BLACK
LABEL
WITH
ONE
ICE
CUBE
IN
IT

do it

>>6511202
It's not going to be you being tied up. You have more penis, you'll be in charge of mashing your floppy cock into a chubby old man until he starts calling you his master. If your porn persona isn't submissive, which is very common, your only catchers will be horny old men.
Do you like horny old Japanese men?
>>6511237
>>6511206
You mean less lewd and more pure? If you're really into those dolls, the lolcow forums have a thread for them up. Everything included for a brand name one you're looking at a tag of about $1500.
>>6511207
Only if groping is above the shoulders.
>>6511219
Haha best luck, you're not going to get it. The guy's probably a salaryman whose been sending you all the money he has as tribute.

>>6511219
He seems nice, don't see why not.
>>6511222
*cuddles* :3

im so happy that red is a girl now i can fully hate men again

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>>6511245
>tfw not shitposting up a storm with Mom and creating fake drama in the thread as we cuddle and giggle at the mess we created

>>6511225
pls respond

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>>6511244

No, say, I want in on your joke that I made.

>>6511231
I go out walking in SF and everyone treats me like a girl and goes "oooo mamacita" and "Damn girl!"

>>6511238
Oh, sorry I rarely go on.

I have no fucking idea what half of what you said but at least I feel less gay for wanting to fuck Red. I knew she was to hot to be a fucking fem boy

>>6511256
I should tone down being into guys then now, maybe I'm not a fag

why did you do this to me red, i thought i liked femboys but i like girls
why

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>>6511255
y-you responded to my post saying DW about it
so i figured you were making a pun because of the dragon warrior/quest doujin image i posted
sorry i'm dumb i'm going to go ;~;

>>6511260
hahaha kiwi is a dork

>>6511225
Depends on which kind of relationship. My last one was supposed to be asexual. That lasted three years. One night in bed and bust. At least I got called a lesbian by a terf. I take that as my radium star.

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>>6511247
i love ball jointed dolls, but I already got an expensive hobby....

>>6511229
vodka and raspberry
you can get like 3-4 shots in there and hardly taste a thing

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>>6511219
is that lucy lu?
>>6511233
me 2
>>6511225
in all seriousness, some people stay abstinent for years, so go however long you want without sex, but i think not kissing for more than a month or two is weird as fuck
>>6511247
i dont have a penis anon ):
>>6511258
u can still like femboys

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>>6511263
p-please no bully

>>6511268
ok fine, a cute dork

>>6511265
You look like you're sixteen.
Are you sixteen?
Be honest.

>>6511258
kiss me....I've got soft girl lips

>>6511267
yeah i see how its wierd but im afraid of making advances and i think she is too

i get the feeling i take our relationship more serious than she does though

what should I do

>>6511229
Gin with a dash of beef extract.

Im kinda bored DESU and missed breakfast

>>6511271
I'm 21! I can get drunk!!!

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>>6511260

I'm afraid that's much to niche/weeaboo for me. Maybe some day I'll be on your power level tho

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:)

>>6511275
eat my ass for breakfast lmao

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>>6511277
don't laugh at me
i'm not a nerd

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everything's coming up milhouseeeee

>>6511276
Lucky ;~;
>>6511278
Red is a qt girl

>>6511276
I thought you were 22?

>>6511280
i love u red i want to snuggle with a qt GIRL like you

girl red girl red girl red girl red girl red girl red girl red girl red girl red girl red girl red girl

>>6511272
Honestly that still sounds good

but what happened is even though I'm not fem at all I wanted to be big spooned and then I thought my best bet is a really fem gay guy

and then it spiraled me into looking at boy pussy and now I don't mind it

also /femgen/ is nicer, im chaser scum here

>>6511286
nopeeee
>>6511287
snuggle me and kiss me. Im with my gf now. she snuggles me good

>>6511280
>___< w-would it taste nice

>>6511292
red go on /tlg/
best gen needs best girl

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>finally track down really cute but elusive discontinued doll
>expensive
>but still tempted to get her
I've been trying to find her forever but I'd be paying more than I should, but then again because of the rarity I might not ever get a chance at a better price...
MTFG WHAT DO I DO

>>6511294
i'm bi tho
>>6511293
probably lmao

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>>6511281

Stop being funny then!

u r kinda a nerd too

>>6511293
>she doesn't apply lightly scented moisturizer to her anus and surrounding area twice a day
>she probably doesn't eat exclusively citrus fruits and leafy greens to guarantee that sweat smells like heaven
>she hasn't even whitened her anus
You should be ashamed to have a girl's butt if you don't even take care of it. Red is a real girl, you know she does all the necessary steps to guarantee good ass eating experiences.

>>6511297
u play with dolls still? that's pretty cute

>>6511273
she prob wants you to take the initiative, just go up and kiss her, see if it leads to anything else

>>6511297
buy it
just spend smart the next month and save up some money
it's nbd, don't feel guilty, buy what you enjoy

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>>6511300
i guess i am kinda
s-sorry for being a nerd anon

>>6511299
do u bleach ur butthole

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soup ?
>nameday celebration at grandma's
>tons of shekels and food
I love having a 2nd semi-birthday each year
based catholic church
>mfw

>>6511299
Gah, you are so qt >___<
<3
>>6511301
I need to do all of those tbqh

>>6511273
>yeah i see how its wierd but im afraid of making advances and i think she is too
bite the bullet and make advances
i'm pretty mellow, so i've had to tell people how much i like them, but that they'll have to initiate....but then i've also initiated so idk
>i get the feeling i take our relationship more serious than she does though
i feel like no relationship is ever TRUELY equal, and if you're the more "into it" person, just be cautious, and watch your feelings, etc

how long has it been even?

>>6511222

So in other words you finally managed to reconcile the fact that you feel fundamentally like a woman with the fact that couple of masculine attributes you don't quite hate?

Good for you.

>>6511308
are you ftm?
if so you pass pretty well as a guy nice

>>6511314
only a few months as like official gfs but we were close friends for longer and i think we could kind of tell we liked each other before we said anything so idk its kind of confusing

>>6511319
i'm not that masculine...
>>6511311
you are a qt too!
>>6511307
too expensive, but I wish I did.

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>>6511302
A little bit, mostly collecting, but I still like to dress them up or snuggle or take pictures of them tho I dont do it as much as I'd like to

>>6511308
You don't look like anything like a woman.
Get your teeth bleached professionally, have your eyebrows plucked professionally - specify "like a girl" to your beautician, smile with your mouth rather than your face, grow your hair out and stop dying it like a mook.
I wouldn't use female pronouns, let alone go within fifty feet of you.

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Dolls are beautiful!!!

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>>6511306

Better nerdy than normie.

>>6511308
you look like a middle school bro dude

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>>6511334
yay
thanks for talking to me anon
you're nice

>>6511326
Thanks Red <3

i want to play dolls with red

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>>6511322
>>6511330
>>6511336
I wish people would see what you see :(

lily just looks like a semi butch lesbian to me

hello ive decided to become a dedicated trashposter. you will find me on pol lgbt k out and sometimes a.

also i am formally apolagizing for my trashposts from a few days ago, maybe last night, who knows.

how do i into cute body. 18 still but 6"2' with noticable stronk bulk.

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>>6511340
beautiful androgynous delicate dolls! we can pose them and take photos!

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>>6511343
no anon girls = long hair + dress + makeup
everything else is a maaaaaaan
didn't you get the memo from the 50s ?

>>6511267
>IMG
>tfw it was a stone parapet for me

>>6511343
isn't it beautiful

>>6511327
>noticeable nicks and scratches on polynian
Consider jumping off of a very high building and blaming it on your broken childhood.
>>6511341
>>6511347
You're a very ugly whatever you are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6511341
so you want to be called a male but you got a sex change

k

>>6511326
>i'm not that masculine...

No, you're not, which is why I thought it was silly when you started calling yourself a boy, but I'm guessing it was brought about by the fact that you realised had just one or two 'boyish' things about you that you didn't ABSOLUTELY HATE, which made you second guess your trutransness, right? Which is silly, so I'm glad you're over that.

>>6511330
not lily but is getting your teeth bleached actually worth it, its a lot of money that could go towards a surgery :s

>>6511350
why do people post stuff like this idgi

like what do you get out of being a shithead to random people in a tranny thread

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>>6511305
>Pros
>I will have doll that I really really really wanted
>Cons
>Out some money that could have been used on other things like girl clothes
>other information
>Birthday soon so I'll get more money, and I'm gonna try to get a job
I dunno anon ;_;
>>6511350
That's how it came out of the box.
>>6511356
Making you upset makes them laugh or feel better about themselves.

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>>6511352
nah actually I wanna be called zuul
I am a tripod-volvo-ghost kin
I deeply identify as a car possessed by a ghost
>>6511356
to amuse me I assume
>>6511350
>You're a very ugly whatever you are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
fine by me
as long as I get tons of muff

>>6511356
I'm not that anon, but it's called being honest. Also /mtfg/ has only recently been reddit-tier hugboxy. A year ago you would have gotten shit from all around if you didn't pass in society's standards, just like if you posted your pic in any other thread on 4chan.

>>6511345
Sorry, plenty of dolls here, but they're the corny, cheap, girly biscuit kind. Not fancy femboy ones. Couldn't help saving them from the trash when my grandmother's house was emptied. Making up for all the times asking to have one of my own as a kid was denied, I guess.

>>6511267
is camel toe stylish sometimes

POST VOICES

GO

>>6511355
It's worth it. It usually isn't covered by insurance because it's purely cosmetic, but it's only a few hundred bucks and lasts for four or five years. I haven't had it done personally, but I know people who have and they all vouch for it pretty strongly.
>>6511356
>like what do you get out of being a shithead to random people in a tranny thread
Optimally he'd take the hint about how absolutely repulsive he is and actually work to improve rather than seeking asspats from an internet forum.
>>6511360
It's the age of distraction. Anybody with a phone and a photoshop app can get laid on demand. I'd say you'd have to have physical drive too, but you prove otherwise.

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I know some of you here play Overwatch. Have you seen this funny ass meme with Torbjorn and /pol/?

many keks.

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>>6511362
Me? Give a fuck about society's standards? Good one.

>>6511347
I don't want to do all that and then have to photoshop myself constantly to feel even remotely ok, please tell me there's another way ;_;
>>6511355
Yes it'll make people treat you better immediately
>>6511362
But no one without surgery here meets that standard, why push people so hard they have to shop photos, it does a disservice to what trans people look like

>>6511365
From a few days ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KEQLmfMb75

>>6511369
I might look into it then, ty anon

>>6511324
>a few months
lol
next time you see her, just say "can i kiss you" then do it
lol

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>>6511365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtYLjZefEW

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>>6511376
Seen me posting a shooped pic? I haven't. And neither should you.

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>>6511369
>literally met my last 17 hook-ups irl
>met gf irl
are you a neckbeard and scared of the outside world or why the focus on online dating ?
>>6511376
don't live in the 50s

>>6511348
i dont understand.
>>6511364
if u have camel toe yes
sometimes i feel like i look weird though
>>6511384
thats you?
not bad, not bad at all

oh my fuck I'm so drunk and stoned. 7.5/10 on the most intoxicated of my life scale.

10/10 is the peak of 2 hits of LSD

>>6511376
>(You)
Yeah no you can fuck off. You've literally turned this place into Faye's Playground and you would hugbox potc and maki if they gave you attention. Filtered.

>>6511389
i don't understand
when you tuck you can get something that looks totally like camel toe sometimes. but why in the world would anyone wear camel toe purposefully

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>>6511389
i haven't talked all day so it took me a while to get back into it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JTeAutdMFe

>>6511380
That's literally the worst advice you can give someone unless the girl is drunk or would let anyone do anything to her (like me)

>>6511387
>are you a neckbeard and scared of the outside world or why the focus on online dating ?
No, I'm just pointing out how loose everyday youth are with sex these days. It's arguably easier for trans women than it is for cis women and it's still dirt easy for men.
>don't live in the 50s
>my image doesn't matter as long as I have the sex from almost-strangers silently reinforcing my delusions
Yep, you're right. It sure is 2016.

>>6511387
Online dating is fun. It used to be boring but those apps make it as easy as hitting the red cross until the queue is empty. Beats having to deal with guys'bad breath. Maybe I'll change my mind if I start drinking again. Nothing quite like getting a free drink and dashing a poor sod's hopes in one fell swoop.

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>>6511400

I feel very sorry for the soul that tried dating you.

>>6511399
>sex with almost strangers
damn you are a weirdo

>>6511400
this is why I have a problem with you

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>>6511396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDMAo1Bx6j

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Tips on improving voice
specifcally how to speak more with your throat than chest

>>6511404
oh right, Darwin Award and such.

>>6511387
Well if you're already getting other plastic surgery your goal is to be treated better, teeth whitening will get you that too in a small dose.

If it's just srs, that's different.

>>6511399
If you think the youth are loose, I probably shouldn't tell you how much more my generation is. Probably would make you recoil in horror everytime you catch a glimpse of your parents' shadow.

>>6511409
i don't get what you mean
>>6511408
and stds

>>6511365
https://clyp.it/vu54cair
>>6511396
hmmmmm
i see, i see
sounds good though!
>>6511395
u say "why"...........i say "why not"???

>>6511407
You can try this exercise my doc gave me,

Hum so you can feel the vibrations really hitting your teeth and lips into a voice tuner until you hit the desired pitch and then practice a sentence directly from that hum

>>6511412
I guess I didn't get what you meant by living in the 50s, were you talking about the person who wanted surgery and teeth whitening or something else

>>6511387
whats funny is that you used to hate conchita wurst before you became a lesbian
and now you are just as bad as he is

>>6511413
because it's embarrassing and everyone can see your genitals

>>6511389
I've stood in a similar position but it was a stone parapet and Mediterranean harbor behind me. My clothing was a bit finer too. It can be quite fun to pose for a lover. ;)

Have any of the younger folk here ever put thought towards their bodies futute?

Aging, to be specific. Have any of you thought how they want to age? How they want to adapt to getting old? Where they see themselves?

The idea here would be aging with dignity. Any of you thought about how to go about it?

>inb4 suicide memes

I'm genuinely interested, as a relatively old person.

>>6511404
Why'd you type out the post rather than copying and pasting it? You know, for somebody with a stable perspective, you sure are replying to my posts a lot.
Intimately comfortable with people doesn't mean familiar with them.
>>6511410
More accurate would be "idiots have always had easy irresponsible sex, but the bar for coming across as an idiot seems to be getting lower and lower these days."

>>6511380
id feel kind of creepy being that foward desu

also i guess i should add were in a sort of semi ldr, shes about an hour from me and I only see her in person once every couple of weeks because i can't afford to pay for transportation all the time

>>6511327
http://i.4cdn.org/toy/1467643145145.png

>>6511421
I figure I can just kill myself at thirty if the whole housewife thing doesn't pan out.

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>>6511417
the person thinking you need those things to be a woman should stop living in the 50s
if you wanna get those things go ahead tho
just don't think it is a requirement to womanhood
>>6511418
how so honeyboo ?
>>6511422
>why reply
cause waiting for gf to come over
>Intimately comfortable with people doesn't mean familiar with them.
and that's not what I consider familiarity
are you just projecting your ideas onto me instead of using your brain ?

reminder that if you're not a feminist you're automatically a hon 8n the worst way

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>>6511425
>not respecting the inb4

>>6511419
>everyone can see your genitals
nah
they can see the OUTLINE of your genitals
idk man
some people like it

>>6511420
oh, ok, i see, i see
>>6511423
>id feel kind of creepy being that foward desu
she's your girlfriend and you're in an exclusive relationship.....how is that creepy at all?
someone has to be forward or initiate, and if its hard for you to "just do it" thats an easy way imo....or you could also say "hey ___ lets kiss" and then do that??
idk anon, someone has to "be the top" it doesn't have to be the same party everytime/all the time, but i think if you do it once/the first time, you can get alot of the anxiety and awkwardness out of the way

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>hi just me body dysphoria

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nini sweet dreams mtfg
I love y'all
but i love my gfs the most <3

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>>6511431

I had a serious laugh over that image. LMAO

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>>6511424
Nice

>>6511434
Goodnight qt3.14 <3

>>6511434
same but i only have one gf

>>6511436

is this a cis girl?? or trans girl?? wtf is that

>>6511414
I guess that could get you a voice, yeah. The real fun is when you make those hit and make audibly vibrate that radiator across the room instead of your teeth. Once you can do that, you have a whole room at the ready with a couple words. These days, though, I'd rather just let my perfume do the talking.

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>>6511434
gn8
>>6511443
idk Oak

>>6511258
yes good girl.

>>6511391
YASSSSSSSSS BB!

but lmao u weak

i've been on 8 hits of acid

>>6511437
http://i.4cdn.org/toy/1467707421131.jpg

>>6511441
Maki??? ._.

>>6511443
a midget
>>6511441
fuck off maki

>>6511436

come on, pros in the thread please clock this. Is this a cis girl or transgirl? Body looks like a mix of both, face looks cis fem. wtf

>>6511426
Teeth whitening isn't a woman thing, it's a wealth thing, it makes you look wealthier and more healthy
>>6511365
Rare girl voice
Hmmm
https://clyp.it/1s2jftas

>>6511447
where are u quid i want to start a scum chapter w/ you

>>6511441
>Maki looks decent nowadays.
has she finally gone on hrt?

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>>6511448
oh god pls oryx
the grey ones look pretty nice

>>6511392
Don't be an ass to Faye.

>>6511436
That poor poor girl has the flattest ass possible I think. She should get to the gym because it will not age well.

>>6511452
idk personally I find those rly rly white teeth completely weird to look at

>>6511422
Well, in my book, the real idiots are the salty virgins who complain about not getting laid when it's sooo easy to get sex. Catch my drift? Not that I care. I do without sex entirely unless I'm asked and I care. No drive.

>>6511453
yes good girl!

i'm in cleveland

where u

i'm visiting portland in one week~!

>>6511454
MAKI??????? .__.

>>6511455
not mine. I do have a Clover garage kit lying around somewhere though..

>>6511451
It's a cis woman

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god i'm bored
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SnkMjsOXNA

>>6511463
come to nyc

pls i want to cutt up some men

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My social anxiety is completely medicated right now with alcohol and cannabis but I have no one to talk to because all of my friends are busy with their own stuff.

={

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>>6511451

>>6511426
I'm just saying that sex doesn't mean you should have any self-respect with that body and that hookups should only serve to remind you that you don't even come close to passing.
That's it. No need to reply, go use your girlfriend as an outlet for your personal issues.
>>6511431
I'm just being honest, anon. I guess everybody else is abiding by the inb4 though, seeing as I'm the only one who responded.
>>6511461
I don't catch your drift, but if you're riled up enough to butt in and let everyone know how smug you are about a post then it's probably best for you to sit a few threads out and get yourself a warm cup of your favorite drink to calm you down.

>>6511452
https://clyp.it/jeodfpau

>>6511468
omg nyc perfect

that's where valerie solanas shot andy warhol right??? this is so great

if i visit can we look down our noses at men and laugh and torture them in basements

>>6511432
i wish i were that confident

>>6511466
hey im a gamer gril 2

my favorite game is skyrim :)

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>>6511474
when anyone misgenders me irl I'll believe you sweetie
no need to reply

>>6511477
yes!

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>>6511474
Tough break, I'm always smug and not going anywhere right now. Keep honking, I'm dilating.

>>6511482
cool i'm quidlet@gmail or quidlet on skype hit me up baee

>tfw no easy way to buy bitcoins for lsd
i wanna be cool like you guys

>>6511483
You are the best

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>tfw all the insane baitable people went to bed and you have to turn to Reddit

mfw found a fit local tranny..blushu

>>6511491
>>tfw all the insane baitable people went to bed and you have to turn to Reddit
I am still here

>>6511483
are you being salty b/c that cold hard plastic you're shoving in yourself keeps reminding you of how cold and dead you are on the inside?

Mummy Phien said drugs are bad .______.

>>6511496
>not knowing her
summer friend pls

>>6511497
drugs are bad mmkay

>>6511495
You're not like, spend two hours on your makeup and 30 minutes on your filters and photoshop you photos insane though, you're just like a bored European dyke

>>6511479
tfw grace drops trip to reply to kiwi

>>6511491
Im also here

>>6511504
how insane am I?

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is there a connection between our sheen & this
sheen

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>>6511496
Nah. It reminds me how I'll never be a playmobil. Playmobils are cool. Especially that haircut. They definitely should make a MtF playmobil with a neo-vag and a dilator. Keeping up with the times and properly educating kids, you know.

>>6511505
tfw kiwi drops trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip to reply to kiwi dropping trip

>>6511499
you meet CFH irl, Laly?

>>6511500
thats what she said to me :3
So i don't do drugs

>>6511480
Yeah, but everyone has that looming fear that other people are only using female pronouns to avoid being fired, beat up, sued, or offending somebody unnecessarily.
You're very obviously a man trying to look like a woman.
>no need to reply
I'm not the one in question here, sir. I'll call the manager over, just please stop shouting at me.
>>6511483
uggo bangs desu
>>6511487
Have you posted that on /r/drugs yet? I bet they have something constructive to say about it.
>>6511499
Guard your trans butt buddies closely, they're slightly more tangible than throwaway sluts :).

>>6511509
>our sheen
nobody wants sheen to be here so he isnt our anything

>>6511504
You know me :3
>>6511513
No but I rly like her and had some rly nice conversations with her over the years
>>6511515
You seem to be an expert on throwaway sluts
How are them STDs coming along ?

>>6511491
Did Yukka ever feel sexual about herself?

>>6511511
>bringing toys into this

>>6511517
sheen is fine

>>6511520
What kinda conversations if I may ask?

>over the years

sounds impressionable

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>>6511515
Try cutting your bangs straight with a machete while smoking a puro and drinking rum and call me back.

>>6511508
>>6511508
You have my skype

>>6511456
Its my opinion of him (as he has asked to be called before) and I have a right to say it even if it offends your feelings. If you don't think so then you need to grow up. Faye dosen't care about you and every person that has gotten to know to him ends up hating him and blocking him. You can keep defending him if you want but you'll only embarass yourself and end up hurt.

>>6511515
>You're very obviously a man trying to look like a woman.
rly a few posts ago I was very obviously a man according to you
maybe make up your mind
and yeah I'm sure drunk people,children and bigots are all over sensitive to use proper pronouns even in countries without laws against that
>>6511521
>What kinda conversations if I may ask?
personal stuff
worries
plans
etc

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>>6511466
hey im a gamer gril 2

my favorite game is skyrim :)

>>6511523
why would anyone want to do that?
also, why do you guys always post pics of hons to be mean?

>>6511525
Yes, you have a right to say it, but it does make you sound rather dickish.

Faye probbly has done dickish things but that post was just mean.

>>6511478
idk senpai

>>6511533
thats how arguments works carol

>>6511527
hmm...

>>6511533
I'm really not going to debate this shit Carol. I've seen more than enough shit from Faye for years to have an opinion as strong as I do.

>>6511532
You try and you tell me. Make sure to drink at least half of that bottle of rum before starting the machete. Wouldn't be good if there wasn't an accident, you know.
Also, I'm totally not in that Facebook group. You might want to ask someone else.

i dont like kiwi.

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gf here time to celebrate my nameday
cya nerds
some more fodder for the plebs <3

>>6511538
You still haven't explained your "hmmm" when i posted.my bdsm test results :S

>>6511546
.......

>>6511544
Have fun.

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>>6511543
wow what the heck
saged reported called the COPS

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>>6511543
>>6511549

did a vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hp6XLOvMwH
[spoiler]the one that no one really wanted lol.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]i have a lisp please dont judge me or make lewd jokes[/spoiler]

[spoiler]honestly i dont even wanna post this but trashposting life amirite[/spoiler]

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>>6511550
WHAT THE HECK GRACE
THAT IS NOT OKAY

>>6511549
yeah this is what im talking about

annoying

>>6511547
W-what ;-;
>>6511544
Bye friend

>>6511549
kiwi, did you defriend on steam?

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>>6511552

>>6511552
i agree lgbtbqhf

>>6511549
hey kiwi im sorry if i was acting weird before i just don't have a lot of friends and wanted to meet some more people and you happen to be near me but i kind of realize i might have came off weird im sorry

>>6511555
i deleted everyone on steam at one point
>>6511556
not cool, i am unhappy
>>6511558
it's okay you just don't post that much so idk you that well

ill post this until you tell me i sound like a goddess

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iHm2IVR88x

>>6511520
>How are them STDs coming along?
It's really more of a collection hobby at this point. My genitals have morphed into something vaguely resembling a giant pus-filled q-tip.
>>6511523
Wow, you're pretty badass. Do you have a "screw vegans, eat bacon" shirt? I knew somebody who cut herself and smoked imported black cigarettes, she was pretty much a badass too.
>>6511527
Those statements aren't contradictory.
>these people who traditionally aren't respectful didn't notice
I mean, for Christ's sake. If you cite children as a source of gender assurance you might want to work on yourself just a tad bit. I'm not telling you to kill yourself here.
>>6511544
Not a flattering angle. I'm glad you can find somebody to lie and grope you as if you had any semblance of humanity left.

>>6511559
oh okay =P

shame..

>>6511554
0 _0

>>6511544
keep your pecker up, dude.

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>>6511559

I need to be fucked right now. Halp.

>>6511524
nobody ever replies to me on there
or talks to me

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>>6511566
don't bully me grace
there will be consequences if you do
i still have that picture

>>6511564
B-but you said "hmmm" and i still don't know what you meant ;~~;

p sure everyone immediately filtered me.
this is good.
this is good trashposting start.

>>6511568
too lewd...

>>6511574

Delicate sensibilities over there?

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>>6511572
Mind sending it to me? I wanna compare pre-transition gt to current gt

>>6511572
You won't do anything, Kiwi.

>>6511576
extremely famalam. i cant even say heck without feeling wierd about ti.

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>>6511577
i'm not a bully so i wouldn't do anything
just don't be mean to me

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>>6511582
(X) Doubt
Anyway it was just a silly shop, don't take it too hard

>>6511573
doesn't mean anything! XD

>>6511574
hi

>>6511582
>not being a bully

>>6511563
I don't. I think I have one with "save a tree, wipe your ass with a spotted owl", though. I really dig the cheesy stuff, because, you know, I'm French. Do you really think we need to import good cigarettes? Seriously. Oh, and do you realize you're trying to argue with a bona fide psycho, paperwork and all? I guess that alone makes you more barmy than I am...

>>6511582
You must have already had your balls cut off.

>>6511590
ayyyyyy trash enough to not be filtered but still ignored

send help

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>>6511589
really, you think i would do that after what i've been through?
>>6511591
i don't bully people outside of just joking around, nothing serious

>tfw constantly afraid of everything

>>6511597
I only bully you so it's okay.

>>6511590
Oh .__.
>>6511597
*cuddles*

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>tfw no GF or BF

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We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

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>>6511607
please no bully

>>6511606
maybe you should decide which gender you want to be first

>>6511598
I'd protect you m'lady
>but only if you still have penis

>>6511582
If you're not a bully then what do you call it when you go anon and try your best to harass people out of mtfg after an argument.

i wish i had friends

>>6511611
especially this post

>>6511610

That shouldn't be important, by my criteria.

>>6511613
me too desu. all my friends left me a few days ago. said they were tired of some bullshit i dont even remember. thats why im trashposting here.

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>>6511597
It was interesting to me that you'd blackmail me while your bf blackmails you.
Though, if you're not holding onto that picture for blackmail, there's only one other reason you would ~

>>6511613
*cuddles*

>>6511609
u dont look terrible in that pic, but its a bad angle i think
ur face is 2 close 2 the camera basically

>>6511596
Hi how are you are you new?? XD

>>6511604
._.

Bad dreams, dont wanna go back to sleep

Everyone still being mean?

>>6511612
Don't bully her :<

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>>6511614
i'll be over here if you change your mind

>>6511623
sick limerick brah

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1keEsDKPO2D

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>>6511617
i don't even have it anymore, it was a joke
if you want me to go i'll just go, okay?
you're really mean grace.

>>6511619
:)

>>6511621
+she's not good at forcing a smile, and not that well, looks uncomfortable.

>>6511632
I legitimately want you to go.

>>6511625
Is questioning someone every time really bullying? I can understand berating someone with a volley of questions but I think you're just really oversensitive and feel the need to defend everyone that has given you any attention, wether or not the things being said to them actually have merit.

>>6511610
so which gender makes for the better partner?

>>6511633
<3
>>6511632
*headpats*
Poor kiwi :<
>>6511622
:|

Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.

can someone say nice things to me so i can go to sleep feeling better
like call me a good girl and *cuddles* and stuff like that (if you can post more detail ill really appreciate it)

pls
i love all of you desu btw

>>6511617
>>6511632

>drama

>>6511632
ditto
you're disgusting but not enough people say it to your face
leave forever

>>6511622
is this sarcasm? good ol sardonic bants? i have no clue and honestly im just gonna go.

i cant compete with that. its too perfect, too subtle.

god bless, and all that noise.

>>6511632
i havent been here much but if its worth anything to you i dont think you should go.

im gonna tho

straight to /trash/

>>6511640
good ol hugboxing.

>>6511629
Oh. ...ummm ok
But yea, i can see the bullies and baiters are kinda out

>tfw not noteworthy enough to get bullied

Feels p nice honestly

>>6511643
You will never truly be a woman and it'll be better for you in the long run if you just accept that.