/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>>6510531
my trip is ##shemale
don't tell anyone

>tfw faye

We didn't deserve a new thread.
We never deserve new threads.

>>6510544
test

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bully me pls

>>6510546
agreed

>>6510546
Went swimming with hand made margaritas today!
A few random guys kept telling my fiance how her wife is hot and they're lucky to have someone like me!
...they even tried bro-ing out, staring at me flailing around, soaking wet in my shorty shorts & bikini top while I slurped yummy drinks & danced on the other side of the pool to led zeplin.

I feel human for the first time in 2 years.


Am I girl naow?

Hi~~~

>>6510531
Ur uni is fucking Garbo for fucking over Milo dumb bitch

Eat my khakis

>>6510551
two # means two !, silly!

>>6510558
>Milo

>>6510552
>tfw elanna isn't into mdlg

>>6510546
no one deserves anything tbqh

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>>6510552
Come live in my bathroom & I'll feed you attention & baked goods.

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>>6510546
lets do something about that then
make mtfg great again!

>tfw Faye

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Hi ~

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>>6510499
Good artist.

>>6510567
iktf

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>>6510551

???

>>6510558
>milo
top kek mate

i went to a different UC but i'm glad that my anteater brethren fucked over that idiot

>>6510569
kira?

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Good night!

May you fall asleep in arms of my dream,
so beautiful,
you'll cry when you awake.

>>6510536
>ywn be an irl instance of "draw a girl, call it a boy"
>ywn be able to pass by just putting on a cute outfit and styling your hair, and doing nothing else
;~;

>>6510576
UNR
FAGGIT AS CALI-BITCH.

>>6510577
i miss her

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For all the trutrans: Who's yr husbando?
Dibs on Quiksilver here

Why is faye posting "tfw faye"?

>>6510584
Faye is my husbando.

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>>6510570
>tfw will never make a boy blush by accidentally leaning up against him
What was the artist again? I was just looking at their stuff a while ago.

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>>6510584
best husbando

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He reminds me of the dude who made me gay when I was also a dude.
fuck

No reason why I couldn't make one of those silly polls...
http://www.strawpoll.me/10668797

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>>6510562
>mdlg
Sorry, but no, I just find it weird

>>6510563
>that chart
Really doesn't seem like a lot that you don't like.

>>6510585
>use trip everyone knows
>say something stupid
>pretend someone else said it
faye in a nutshell

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>>6510584

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>>6510584
Obviously.

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>>6510590
MURPH!!!
I don't think so fruity-bird

>>6510593
I'm bi with a heavy influence towards feminine people... SOOOO

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>>6510584
I've been crushing on Leafy lately desu

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>>6510590

Everyone is qt :>

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Tfw too slow

Friendly reminder not to eat like this if yr a girl

>>6510594
Faye stole this trip from me, now I'm taking it back.

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>>6510603
i want to bear his children desu

>tfw no one to play Overwatch with

No friendos is gay.

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>>6510600
>Leafy
Grace Leafy was my pokemon nickname with my friend when we were 6 yr old roleplayers. I was a chicorita and he didn't call me gay.
It's cuz he was hella gay
lol

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>>6510611
Me me me meeee
Grace#1564

A MILLION ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED MY TRUTH OVER THE DRUMS

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>>6510584

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>>6510608
w-wouldnt you have to change your name to lori?

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>tfw no scrotum to nuzzle and sniff

D E A D
same time EVERY night

>>6510615
can we play overwatch together when i fix my gaming pc and get overwatch

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it was neat.
what are you getting down w/ 2night /mtfg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wgA9L5TN5M
>>6510579
this hurts
>>6510575
ayy
>>6510584
dilloway desu. his dad aesthetic, and wolf eyes work is rad af. but also doug p. and will toledo husbandos are hard senpai.
>>6510617
top taste.

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>>6510618
AAAAAA STOP
he's so hot guh

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>>6510618
and the last gif just cause

>>6510615
Why do I doubt you live in Euristan?

I want to live in the home of the brave too.

>>6510576
Fuck off retard
>>6510557
How pissed are you that Brexit happened u left wing cancer?

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>>6510584
>>6510622
i dunno if anyone knows what he looks like.

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>>6510617
hipster ass qt
He's too bottom but he would be alright for cuddles in the beer garden

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I'm so ridiculously high and just had the most intimate and wonderful convo with my BFF and now we are eating pizza. and I wanna just say this is all so dumb and childish and we all need to just chill out. like me, cause I'm getting way too bothered. hope things are improving. ;^)

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>>6510588
On the *boorus I think the artist is alternatively "Tsuda Nanafushi" and "rozenweapon".

>>6510634
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>6510635
This girl is too perf why cant I be like her
>tfw will never be a thicc anime girl
;_;

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>tfw you're a little drunk, laying in your gfs lap reading how crazy everyone is

Can we do a fake Rachel yelling at a fayke tomorrow for three hours, it would be super meta

>>6510627
I'm a conservative.
>>6510634
>high
WHY IS EVERYONE ON FRICKING DRUGS?

>>6510623
sorry
I loved that episode
best episode in the series
for reasons

>>6510637
あなただけのクソあなたは少し雌犬、私について何だ一体を言いましたか?私はあなたが私はネイビーシールズで私のクラスのトップを卒業知っている必要があります、と私はアル・Quaedaに多数の秘密の襲撃に関与してきた、と私は300以上の確認キルを持っています。私はゴリラ戦の訓練を受けていると私は、全体の米軍のトップ狙撃です。あなたは私には何もなく、ちょうど別のターゲットではありません。私は私のクソの言葉をマークし、精度であなたにこの地球上で前に見たことのないているの同類を性交を一掃します。あなたはインターネットを介して私にそのたわごとを言って逃げることができると思いますか?もう一度考えて、野郎。我々が話すように、私は全米スパイの私の秘密のネットワークを接触させていますし、あなたがより良い嵐、うじ虫の準備ので、あなたのIPは現在トレースされています。あなたの人生を呼び出す哀れな小さなものを一掃嵐。あなたは死んで、子供をクソしています。私はいつでも、どこでもすることができ、私は百7オーバーの方法であなたを殺すことができ、それはちょうど私の素手でです。だけでなく、あなた少したわごと、私は広範囲に非武装の戦闘で訓練を受けたが、私は米国海兵隊の全体の工廠へのアクセス権を持っていると私は大陸の顔を離れてあなたの惨めなお尻を拭くために、その最大限にそれを使用します。あなたは少し "賢い"のコメントはあなたにダウンさせるとしていた邪悪なもの報復知られていることができる唯一の場合は、多分あなたはあなたのクソ舌を開催しているだろう。

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>>6510622
hey pleb I was gonna name myself Wolf Eyes for my spoken word/ guitar project in 8th grade but it was already taken. That was my first noise. Also do you like Rodan and Slint?

>>6510643
>WHY IS EVERYONE ON FRICKING DRUGS?
Give em a try and find out :^^^)

>>6510640
I told Grace I wanted to mommy her and suck her dick the other day and she was like "please do mommy", shit was so cash

>>6510634
The pot needs to chill out and stop being so black!
t. kettle

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>>6510639
What happened to your shota friend you were flirting with last thread, anyways?

74th for totally going to sort my life out today!

>>6510619
>Tfw Elanna will never choke on your dick while she's drenched in her own spit and piss.

>>6510652
no yr not bitch get in line

>>6510651
im a bad boy

>>6510637
you'd think people will learn,
everyone who messes w you always gets rekt

>>6510652
Teach me how.

>>6510619

Did they not let you keep yours? *dah dum tsst*

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>>6510648
Mommy!
>>6510651
>What happened to your shota friend you were flirting with
Which one?
>last thread
Oh that one.
Y'know I really shouldn't make jokes like that I wanna be a teacher :T

>>6510647
B-but mummy Phien said not to ;~;

>>6510648
I saw lol, I was like, I could say something, buttttt this is too good

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Happy fourth of America!!!!
How are y'all?

I live like a house cat now :(

I can't hold a job.

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>>6510584
tbdesu

>>6510660
Not all of us are flexible enough to teabag ourselves, anon.

>>6510645
Just were your kuso you one body which is what a little the female dog, concerning me? As for me you as for me being navy Shields, have the necessity graduation to have known the top of my class, that I participated in the attack of many secret in Al Quaeda, that I have the verification kill of 300 or more. As for me that training the gorilla game is received, as for me, it is entire US military top sniping. You without at all, exactly are not another target in me. I mark the word of my kuso, thing at precision in you on this earth seeing before am the same type clear sexual intercourse. Do you through Internet, being every the it is wa to me, think that it is possible to escape? Thinking once more, the guy. As we speak, I make me the network of secret of All-American spies contact because and, preparation of the storm and the jackstraw where you are better, your IP presently is traced. Pitiful small ones which call your life the sweep storm. You dying, kuso have done the child. I can do anytime and anywhere, as for me with the method of 107 over kill you can, that exactly is with my bare hand. Not only, every wa which your little is done, I received training to wide scope with battle of demilitarization, but furthermore as for me that it has the access right to the entire arsenal of the US Marine Corps, as for me from the face of the continent separated your miserable in order to wipe the rear end, you use that for the maximum. You “are wise, " a little as for comment the wicked thing retaliation which we have assumed that it makes you knock down, when it is only it is possible to be known, perhaps you probably have held your kuso tongue.

>>6510663
No she didn't, that was me

>>6510664
admiring ur housewife aesthetic T B H

>>6510662
I would suggest you don't as well, but I can't resist when you ask why someone would do drugs.

>>6510660
No, and it would have smelled like girl crotch anyways ;~;

>>6510653
I didn't need this feel tonight. ;~;

>>6510652
First for clocking closeted childhood friends as trans and then they do it to you 10+ years later.

>>6510661
i-im just a joke to you..? ;~;

>>6510654

yeh i am smd

>>6510659

I'm going to take anti depressants! :D

Mommy is petting me rn

>>6510666
>666
Hail satan, tonight, hail satan.
Hail, hail.

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>>6510676
No, the joke was I have multiple shota friends to flirt with.
You are not a joke to me, silly.

>>6510646
if that was your first noise then why not the top tier dadbando?!?!?!!??! i've heard the name rodan, but i was listening to spiderland like daily in late 2013-early 2014. yr project sounds rad af tho. i wanted to do a bass only thing at like 16 and i wish i did.
what other noise do you get down with? machine gun is good free jazz almost noise have you listened to building a nest yet? tat tape is really fucking good, but i couldn't get my dad into it ;-;
https://soundcloud.com/hansonrecords/dilloway-lescalleet-building-a
>>6510652
i'm never doing that lol

>>6510664
*cuddles*
Happy 4th of July Red <3

>>6510678
hi yume

>>6510680
ok thats fine
im sure im the cutest anyways

>>6510668

Obviously not, but you could have it made into a little purse type thing and nuzzle that, silly.

>>6510673

You just want the moon on a stick, don't you?

Why is 90% of this thread mommy shit now

Fucking freaks

>>6510676
>tfw just a joke to everyone

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>>6510643

because weed is awesome?

>>6510677
Oh... I've been on those for the majority of my life, and they do help, but they don't sort out your life for you.

>>6510689
thanks mom

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>>6510681
My noise parents are taken..
I will check it out.
Yr dad know yr a tranny?

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Why are most trans girls sub?

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>>6510689

>>6510681
even tho his work with lescalet is more ambient i guess. it is synths and tape loops, so i guess it's concrete to a certain extent.. i wouldn't call taht one tape noise tho i guess.
>>6510690
>tfw your life is just a prank gone wrong

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>>6510640
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my asian gf, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class and became 2nd lieutenant, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in turban twister speak and I’m the top paratrooper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another tranny. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA to extract your EXIF photo data and your IP is being traced right now by 4chan so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Like, you’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and yah, that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Disabled Veteran's fund and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what disgusting degeneracy your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gt back. But no, you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn hon. In fact, post my girlfriend's personal information again and see what happens. I will make sure I'm on the next flight to Pennsylvania.

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Does anyone feel really weird about going to sleep early? I could go to bed rn but the thought of going earlier than usual is just making me feel... wrong

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>>6510687
No I don't, I just want to bury my face in a man crotch rn ;~;

>>6510693
I'm not your fucking mom you vagabond
>>6510686
Literally who?

>>6510696
I'm not a sub, but I'm just a fetishist and not trutrans.

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Where can I find mtf's besides here? Bi anon here on the hunt for a qt

>>6510696
because submissiveness is associated with femininity

>>6510687
It'd either rot or you'd have to tan it like leather and it would lose the desired aroma; not worth it either way.

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>>6510696
No idea, I just wish I had a good dom to take care of me
>>6510706
LOOK NO FURTHER
YOU HAVE FOUND A QT
PLS TAKE ME

>>6510696
bcus most girls are subs lol
>>6510704
ok mommy
>>6510706
cl

>>6510698
How did this happen

You all said mommy/little girl stuff was weird 6 months ago

Hop off my life's work you'll never understand poser

Literally getting cummies RIGHT NOW

>>6510704
dont you fucking who me, moonboy

be glad youre on the other side of the country now

i have been out of this general for like 6 months and still fantasize about [spoiler]holding jörmy's hand[/spoiler]

what am i supposed to do?

>>6510673
I didn't ask if you needed it. This is what the pathetic and weak women do for us real men. You exist to serve now. You mean you didn't know that for the rest of your life every guy you meet will secretly want to fuck you out of consciousness? You really are stupid aren't you?

>>6510701
fucking lmao

>>6510713
huh, i never knew spoilers don't work here

>>6510706
Grindr
>>6510712
Lose my number

>>6510643
You should be institutionalized, forced on T and HGH to give you acromegaly and thrown back out on the street.

>>6510702
Why? For that matter isn't it almost 1 AM where you are? That's not going to sleep early.

>>6510713
Kidnap jörmy make her into soup

>>6510691
Pls no Edie :<

>>6510674
>tfw you knew someone in high school who in retrospect, you think there's a good chance they were a repressed trans girl
>tfw you're kind of curious about what they're doing now, but even if you wanted to get back in contact with them, you'd have no idea where to look for their info

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>>6510717
;~;

>>6510711
save my meme
i know you want to

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>>6510701
>As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA to extract your EXIF photo data
kek

>>6510721
lose this

*unzips boypussy*

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>>6510703
pls

>>6510731
Duh. Facebook.

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>>6510726
I really don't understand it but going to bed earlier than usual just makes me feel so weird
like I should still be awake right now something is off

>>6510728
I'm going to shove you to the ground and inject fetanol into your eyes

>>6510555
>Led Zeppelin
Get out.

>>6510702
good luck falling asleep with explosions outside your window

>>6510695
yeah. he knows, he got me into cassettes i wanted to get him into noise so he'd have a lot more to find and collect ;-; at least he like car seat headrest now. he's like dad rock patrician tho, so i dunno.
nice noise parents tho...
[spoiler]i never got into sonic youth as much as i feel like i should have[/spoiler

>>6510733
I already did you pizza shit
>>6510735
Lost was a bad show.......

>>6510738
Decide that you should be asleep right now then. (Because honestly you should, or you'll have trouble shifting back to regular person hours when you find a job.)

>>6510706
you don't need anyone other than me :(
>>6510696
stupid question
>>6510701
best
>>6510731
oh thats a hard one. try people they were friends with? idk..

>>6510741
You misunderstood, he said "led zeplin"

>>6510723
So hurtful ;~;
Bad anon ;-;
>>6510717
Welp, TIL I wanted to be fucked out of consciousness

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>>6510714
Eh what can I say, if I'm looking to specifically date them then yes I guess I am a chaser, there's nothing I can really say to not be. In my mind it's the same as looking for any type of person, people like what they like
>>6510709
Are you into teenage cuteboys?

>>6510748
oh come on the first season was good, the second was ok

after that it was shit though

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>tfw no qt gf

This beep beep son of a bitch comes to your door with a steaming hot pepperoni pizza and says that'll be 20$+ tip

What do?

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uh so my wealthiest SD, the one who bought me my gaming laptop and iPad and Apple Watch etc just sent me these messages and idk if I should do it. would you?

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>>6510743
I got used to that during 'nam, don't worry
>>6510755
>Are you into teenage cuteboys?
yes
>>6510759
PICK ME PLS
ITS BEEN A WHOLE 3 DAYS SINCE IVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP HELP
>>6510749
Yeahhhh... I'll go soon-ish

>>6510701
DELETE THIS
>>6510691
>why is this cholo on weed?
Less questions, more wall building

>>6510759
What kind of qt gf are you looking for?

>>6510761
Seems serious.

>>6510760
take pizza, fuck girl, tip her

in that order

>>6510761
Separate rooms?

Lol holy fuck how whipped

I start HRT next week when the meds get in.

Now what. How the fuck do i start getting back to living? Been having "off days" and "waking up wrng side of the bed" for like SIX MONTHS

>>6510761
I mean
He wants to court you and have a thing with you
This isn't something you just do
If you don't want him I'd reject the offer

>>6510732
You little brat. You want your new daddy to buy you ice cream to make your throat feel better? You wouldn't mind if I put some of mine here between your legs would you? Of course you wouldn't.

>>6510761
Japan's a pretty nice place to visit, especially if somebody else is paying. Go for it.

>>6510760
hand her a $50 and a joint

>>6510761
>questions sane people ask at 2am in the morning

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mfw Edie is going to be kidnapped and human trafficked by the Yakuza

All according to plan..

>>6510752
You think Britain should have people like you around claiming to be female when you're more likely a rapist who will end up claiming state benefits? Why should you be given the benefit of the doubt?

>>6510761
I wouldn't but I doubt that's a surprise. Are you willing to steer your life in that direction at this time of your life is probably what you should ponder, I feel...

>>6510760
Ask her again if she'll sit on my face, maybe I'll get a response if it's in person.

>>6510761
"Sorry, who this? I bought this phone used last month."

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>>6510763
I need someone whos been single for at least a week.

>>6510766
A qt one.

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>>6510736
>tfw you nuzzle his balls and they're oh so soft
>tfw you pop his soft dick in your mouth, and gently suck it
>tfw it rapidly hardens in your mouth

>>6510760
>take pizza
>give 20 dollars + tip + hug

>>6510763
you need to transcend the idea of "relationships"

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>>6510763
Hmm idk you seem way too desperate and eager to be serious, its like you just want the attention
>don't you go trying to ruse me now

>>6510773
the ride never ends

>>6510780
Beep beep gets arrested for a joint and goes to jail forever, she names you as the dealer in a plea bargain and you go to jail forever

[Bad end]

Try again?
>>6510786
She says no and asks you again for the money plus tip or she WILL call the police

[Continue?]

>>6510773
>How the fuck do i start getting back to living?

HRT might help you out mentally (it did for me) but it isn't going to solve all of your problems so try and help whatever your situation is one day at a time and maybe things will get better.

>>6510740
>>6510784
K, keep being dickbags I guess

>>6510713

>you'll never actually be close friends with your favorite tripfags

jkmnp

>>6510789
I'm pretty sure I've been single that long, but I'm not a qt, sorry. ;_;

>>6510791
lewd

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>>6510789
Will you take me in 4 days then?
>>6510793
I already have
At this point it's just
Ships
>>6510794
I'm just fucking around right now, I should be abstaining from relationships and stuff for a while and I doubt you'd want me anyway

>>6510791
She goes and delivers her next pizza merrily on her way but is a little creeped out by the random forced hug she got from a stranger and notices she only tipped 50 cents

[Neutral end]

>>6510695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNrCQISWNA
this ep is really fucking cool, and i'm p sure you'll dig it anon.

>>6510798
nah nah it's the end of her shift so she smokes it right there and then and we play mario kart

good end

>>6510799
I have cut down everything in my life to literally water and my penis. I've lost 30 lbs 10 of which are grossly unhealthy. I'm not well. I can't take methlyphendate because it makes me feel AWFUL and I can't concentrate worth a fuck without it and on top of this I am a "transgender woman" they keep labeling me. I'm a fucking gross hermaphordite creature :<

Makes me feel like shit cuz my parents are rich. Well, they're very middle class but who the fuck is still middle class in this economy of 2016. People just demand "money" and I'm over here crying about having a penis attached to me and not being able to pee properly and my gross hair.

Life is gay.

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>>6510772

I mean you have to understand, he's given me hundreds of dollars at any time just because he likes me, has spent thousands in gifts etc and yet we have never sexted, never sent any nudes, and have never even really talked about sex. we just discuss financial investments, books, philosophy, etc... you know, normal shit that's interesting and not sexual. he's always treated me amazingly well willingly, he's just a good guy.

>>6510775

I really like him, but I guess I'd need backup plans for my backup plans yknow?

>>6510785

my friend once told me that she had noticed that so many people felt bad for older women who had been divorced a few times, but how she instead envied them because of how full their lives must have been. she said she'd rather have that life than the white picket fence one. I really agree with that.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Rope bunny
98% Submissive
93% Degradee
89% Primal (Prey)
89% Masochist
85% Experimentalist
83% Brat
79% Exhibitionist
79% Voyeur
73% Slave
51% Vanilla
47% Switch
44% Non-monogamist
38% Pet
22% Dominant
22% Girl/Boy
21% Sadist
13% Master/Mistress
9% Primal (Hunter)
9% Rigger
8% Degrader
6% Daddy/Mommy
5% Brat tamer
2% Owner
0% Ageplayer

hmm...

>>6510812
hmm...

>>6510802
>tfw tripfags here are honestly the closest friends I have and I haven't even met any of them in person
My real life friends are nice but not really people I can talk to about a lot of stuff I can talk about here.

>>6510811
Mario Kart is kinda boring

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>>6510811
I'm in change here

>>6510776
B-but it's so cold ;~;

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>>6510804
I bet you're qt.

>>6510807
Ok I'll take you.

>>6510811
You forgot to clear the name field.

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>>6510713
you should get a life desu senpai

>>6510817
I had I think 96% pet and 95% sub, can't remember rest tho

>>6510823
You'd lose that bet.

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>>6510823
>Ok I'll take you.

>>6510798
Inform her of the systematic oppression of trans people by cops and that it would be immoral of her to call them and also that I have a completely legitimate coupon that isn't fake in the slightest that makes the pizza free and no tip necessary.

Then I MAKE her sit on my face.
I am undefeatable at this. Game over, kid.
Nothing personnel

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>>6510760
lol i love this post

>>6510832
[Evil end]

>>6510815
Well, I thought he was more of a client. Sounds healthier than that. So different direction, I guess. If you think this has a bit of a future, it might be an interesting experience at the very least. Can't see you rotting in a suburb and going all Lucy Jordan in a decade anyway. Just... don't go Zsa Zsa Gabor either, that's a bit extreme.

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>>6510807
Alright anon, and yeah you're a bit right with that last part, you seem to get around too much for me
[spoiler]but don't you dare go saying that last part ever again it's bad for your self esteem and it makes you seem less attractive[/spoiler]

>>6510833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8zzimrIN-s

>>6510829
hmm...

>>6510812
Do your best. It's all you can do.

Wish I could make things easier, for all of us.

>>6510835
Oh, come the fuck on, that wasn't evil! If anything, that was the good ending.

Who was the hardest to come out to, /mtfg/?
My gf's dad might beat me up

>>6510751
Oh, my bad.
Carry on.

hey, I love being with my gfs! I had veggie dogs today!!!
>>6510672
thank you!
>>6510682
*hug and kiss!*

Is pharah x mercy the new korrasami?

>>6510801
Just a fellow, friendly conservative from /pol/. If you know what's real, grow up and get out of here.

>>6510760
pound beepy's beepee till she cries then eat the pizza together afterward

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>>6510831
Come with me.

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>>6510791
>tfw no dicks to cram in every orifice

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what do

>>6510815
>I mean you have to understand, he's given me hundreds of dollars at any time just because he likes me, has spent thousands in gifts etc and yet we have never sexted, never sent any nudes, and have never even really talked about sex. we just discuss financial investments, books, philosophy, etc... you know, normal shit that's interesting and not sexual. he's always treated me amazingly well willingly, he's just a good guy.
man and i thought it was pathetic when guys bought trannies steam games

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>tfw you're a girl

>>6510838
>me omw to the dick

>>6510850
WE DONOT CARE.

DONOT.

OK?

>>6510854
:)

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>>6510854
lizzy a qt girl

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>>6510854
idktf

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>>6510850
Jesus tittyfucking christ would you just shut the fuck up already?

>>6510854


: )

>>6510838
W-what
>>6510846
I'm also a complete faggot though.
>>6510844
I swear you are one of the cutest trips <3

Are veggie dogs like corndogs?

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>tfw been gendered feminine whole time in SF :3

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>>6510837
>you seem to get around too much for me
Mm, I've just had more online relationships than I should have had this year because crazy emotions, I'm not like a slut or anything
>but don't you dare go saying that last part ever again it's bad for your self esteem and it makes you seem less attractive
Awww, you seem like a good guy. It is bad for my self esteem but I hate myself right now so meh.

stay out of this martha this has nothing to do with you

>>6510850
we just see the foreplay here. who knows what its like irl between these two lol.

>>6510850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjeKw0B8PG8

>>6510855
penis, penis, penis

>>6510863
hmmmmmmmmm.........

>>6510863
no! they are like hot dogs but made of veggie protein!!

>>6510858
^~^
>>6510859
Some sure think so!
>>6510860
Someday anon!
>>6510862
:D

>>6510818
Discussions with my closest friends tend to be almost as open as what's here. Minus the ERP, shit flinging and drama. Well, with much less drama. Gets especially open when the sun rises and we've long stopped counting the empty bottles on the table.

>>6510864
>gendered feminine
>sf
nothing to see here.

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should i get another pizza tomorrow
[y/n]
p.s. i got a pizza 2 days ago

>>6510864
No shit
You gonna become upper-class down there?

>>6510875
IIFYM

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>>6510836

I'd rather be Edie Sedgwick desu

>>6510851

nahhhhhhhh I mean I've had this happen a lot. I went on a trip to see my SD in New Orleans when I met up with Anna irl, and he hadn't met me in person till 2-3 years of giving me money and gifts and everything nonstop. I haven't met this guy or my Australian one irl either. it happens a lot lollll

>>6510879
edie

>>6510875
kiwi! ._.

>>6510870
post pic of lizzy.

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>>6510828
i just think you're cute
no need to be rude desu

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>>6510854
But have transcended beyond the realm of 3D and now enjoy the purity of 2D?

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>>6510875
kiwi and her pizza
what a ham

>>6510863
Yes, you're a man--who can keep private details to himself. It's a lot easier to focus on life that way when you aren't so focused on a false self and details no one wanted to know anyway.

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>>6510864
>tfw been gendered as king gorilla whole time in finland

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>>6510883
i didnt mean to be rude, im just worried about you

>>6510869
Ohhh... sounds tasty :3
>>6510868
W-what is this @_____@
>>6510864
Congratz :D
You look qt <3
>>6510818
Iktf, i have some irl friends i guess but like really not close @____@

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>>6510865
Aww gee thanks anon you made me blush
But yeah it just makes me sad when I see qt's like you try to put themselves down for attention. You don't need it yo, if you want attention just ask for it or b urself. And if you said it just because don't like who you are then work on it.

>>6510879
dude you are making me feel really bad for sugar daddies

i get literally the opposite of pleasure when i spend a lot of money on girls, i dont understand how any guy could enjoy just giving money to a girl

you should go to japan desu, it'd be especially funny if he somehow convinced you to fall in love with him

>>6510851
Why? It's a job.
I've seen guys spend thousands on a mobile game or in game purchases, he's buying affection, and if he gets anything it's better spent then half the things people do with money.

I've also known several strippers, people always want to take them away from it all, it's part of the work.

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>>6510885
i don't know what else to eat honestly
i'm bad at planning meals i just count calories
>>6510888
do you know tjern

>>6510886
anon. is society false?

>>6510889
.....

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>>6510882
K. Pls no bully
>>6510884
Maybe?

>>6510892
there's such a thing as diminishing returns

buying a steam game is bad enough as it is, but at least you get some affection for like 10 bucks max

edie's sugar daddies spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on her for essentially the same amount of affect, she just said herself she hasn't even met some of them in person

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I got a lovely manicure and facial yesterday!!
>>6510874
well...in San Jose as well.
>>6510876
nah, I'm only upper middle class, and I don't know enough about tech to live here, I'm only visiting.

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>>6510890
Why are you calling a trip anon? Why are you negging Grace?

>>6510875
yes
get ham and pineapple with chicken
get a 16" one

>>6510886
I'm not a man ^_^
>>6510892
Is this real Faye

>>6510900
>>6510864
dolls?

>>6510893
as long as you degrease the pizza you should be fine

>>6510898
tsk tsk
I still see three dimensions there, when are you going to start your Male to Anime transition?

>>6510901
Was that negging? Honest question, I don't know how to spot it, that post seemed pretty positive to me but maybe I'm missing something.

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>>6510893
do u?

>>6510902
okedoke
>>6510907
with a paper towel?

>>6510861
SLAY

QU E E N

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>>6510906
ball jointed dolls

>>6510910
I'm trying! It's just hard, you know?

>>6510913
>with a paper towel?
yep, watch this tutorial it lays it out pretty simply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
you can thank me later

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>>6510906

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>>6510890
Mm, there's usually two reasons I'd say something like
>I doubt you'd want me anyway
Either I genuinely believe it or I'm baiting you to confess to wanting me
Or both.
Though if it's the latter and you don't actually want me then I'll go into believing it and my self esteem will be down, which is why I'm feeling down about myself right now actually
Grace Psychology woooo.

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do I pass?

>>6510916
I wonder...

>>6510920
how'd you find that pic of me?

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>>6510912
yes we were friends once upon a time, he sent me pictures of thigh high socks

>>6510921

will you please, please be my internet girlfriend?

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>>6510900
san jose has lots of furries. what are you doing there? I have such a crush on you.
I'm fantasizing about my next visit down there coinciding with yrs and we can go trip on datura and hold hands oh fuck. I'm tearing up, you beautiful monster

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>>6510881

oryxxxxxx

>>6510891

they like itttt. men fall in love with me really easily for whatever weird reason, and it makes them really happy to be able to provide for me. so I get what I want, and they get that exact return in my happiness and continued conversation. everyone wins. men are...just like that sometimes? well, a lot
of the time. they want to feel loved and appreciated. some just express their feels differently. some buy things to express it. plus I have commitment issues. my job is weird. sorry for ranting. /high

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>>6510901
I don't care if you're e-celeb's I'm an anon so you're all anons to me (no offense friends)
Also I didn't mean to neg I just genuinely think that all of you are qt's and I you shouldn't undersell yourselves

>>6510919
this guy is clearly mentally ill

>>6510923
there was an ABDL census a couple years ago, and literally 20% of all people who have a diaper fetish are trans, at least online

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What are half of these kinks

>>6510893
eat tofu! and other soys, and flax, and dairy stuff with less carbs and grease

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>tfw Grace ignores me and chooses anon instead.
Whateva. I accept you for who you are but who cares. GAH.

>>6510927
i'm visiting friends...wanna do something lmao?
also, why'd you save that pic?
I haven't seen any furries around here....

>>6510928
how physically capable is a man supposed to be when domming the lesser sub, receiver

>>6510934
trutrans! ^__^

>>6510936
Wait, there are two anons? How is she even supposed to tell the difference?

>>6510928
i am a man and if i ever got so lonely i sent a girl thousands of dollars just so she would text me i'd probably try to kill myself

your explanation does make sense though

>>6510932
he just has autism

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>>6510926
Kinda hard to do that when I don't know who you are
>>6510936
pls we shitpost together like EVERY DAY MOM

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>>6510934
I think Primal sounds awesome.

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>>6510933
Pls don't tell me this is true pls don't tell me this is true.

>>6510925
wowe i always knew he was a floozy

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>>6510921
Well if it makes you feel any better I think you have a bundle of personality, and I would definitely date you
And I'm saying this having never seen pics of anybody here, I'm just being honest off of what you've said

>>6510761
jesus christ that guy is cucked

>>6510948
is he working on any games after ss3d or no
do you have a game

>>6510943
my name is Craig and ive loved you for a long time

>>6510947
>tfw no diapered elanna gf

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>>6510943
Oh ok nevermind then. Carry on.

>>6510899
Money just means more to you and you don't sound like a man, guys spend thousands on strippers in a night, I saw a guy literally run down the street with his pants half down because he was short $100 for a happy ending. This is just what some men do.

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>>6510945
Sounds more like a nerd's fantasy of what awesome is.

>>6510761
only if its somewhere nice and away from the city

>>6510898
awww how cute mini faye

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>>6510937
ur too friendly roflmao
i save all yr pics no offense
maybe we will meet some day

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>>6510939

decently capable idk, twice the strength of the sub

>>6510941

lolllll maaaaybeeee
idk man. this is my job and what I do. I'm good at it. but it can seem a lil twisted I feel like?

>>6510950

so saddddd

>>6510958
i would spend money on a stripper because strippers get naked and grind on on me and may even agree to have sex with me for enough money

there is such a giant different between that and spending thousands of dollars just for a girl to have a conversation with you

>>6510962
youre going to murder her arent you

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so i did this thing???

>>6510761
Idk, can't be too bad.
I do kinda feel sorry for him tho, he needs like a wife or something.

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>>6510952
Oohhhh Craig you were the coolest AM I ever had desu
>>6510949
Validation, yay!
Thank you though, it's really nice to hear that even though you've probably only read a few of my posts from this thread lol
>>6510957
I'm sure you can find a new girl to flirt with, you seem good at that ~