Good decisitions edition
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▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No *actions*
>No drama
>No pullying punches
>ETC
>pullying punches
First time doing my own makeup
>chips so thin you can't even dip without them snapping in half
who the fuck thought this was a good idea
>>6509606
Up until recently I was too heavy to look good in skinnies tho ;~;
>>6509612
penis *giggles*
support bathroom laws
>>6509629
you forgot the action asterisks
>>6509621
don't line your lower lids
>>6509612
>tfw sad for no legitimate reason
why tho?
>>6509625
I would look good in skinnies, but no hips. I just look like a fag.
>>6509635
also you need FFS desu
>tfw they liked your food
>tfw your gf stole your American flag cowboy hat
Reminder to GO OUTSIDE AND WATCH COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS YOU NERDS
>>6509641
coral
gibb me my hat back coral
I was given a mission from /a/. I need to steal all your secrets. Where do I start?
>>6509621
it's not bad! but stay away from lining the enter lower lash line, especially with anything black in the future unless you're doing an intense smokey eye desu. you actually lucked out with your jaw/lips/cheeks/nose and lip color tho. so more time on HRT and longer hair and you'll be cis af.
>>6509642
>leaving the house
>>6509647
we take hormones and put burning bags of poop on each other's door steps
>>6509647
if you are an anime I will fuck you.
>>6509621
god's_first_attempt_at_Adam.jpeg
>>6509621
You honestly looked much better without the makeup.
>>6509642
T..Hanks for being insensitive to my PTSD grace ;_;
>>6509657
we never left you Britain-senpai
>>6509652
>this hugboxing
>>6509647
Hi welcome to mtfg, have some candy
>>6509637
Fwiw I think boot cuts generally look better but I'm bias
>>6509621
you look like the fucking Joker lmao
>>6509657
GET REKT REDCOAT
>>6509654
>not going outside to celebrate FREEDOM
>>6509651
Its AMERICA DAY
how do u make your wiener not smell like poop after you tuck
>>6509642
They probably won't do fireworks around here. But I'll go out and look at the sunset for a while.
>>6509667
>Its AMERICA DAY
Sorry I don't believe in freedom
>>6509662
Its okay you get exempt
>>6509665
i thought you were clean
>>6509615
>i'm not fat ;-;
u're fat!
>>6509647
good girl
>>6509655
>>6509657
I-I think I can do that. Is that really it? Will that make me happier and people will be okay with me sitting on their laps and maybe hugging them now and then?
I'm really disliking how I'm supposed to live right now...
>>6509657
>not row row fighting the powah
s m h
t b h
f a m
>>6509681
173817
383817
171717
>>6509673
??? Those are estrace tablets
That said, I'm definitely not clean rn
>>6509679
everyone knows its not gay to be a girl
>>6509647
>>6509665
>MJ 756
Is that a marihuana pill?
>>6509621
Here's another angle
>>6509635
How come?
>>6509652
Enter lower lash line? I'm confuse.
I actually prefer black because I kinda prefer a more goth/alternative style. Rivethead is my aesthetic for clothing.
Thanks! I actually haven't had any time on HRT. I've always been SUUUUPER androgynous for a guy. Like. I wasn't even out of the closet or trying to pass but I'd get confused for a girl sometimes.
>>6509684
i'm sorry to hear that
>>6509665
>Fwiw I think boot cuts generally look better but I'm bias
I actually agree. Boot-cuts are cute af.
>>6509667
there is no such thing as freedom
life is a cage
>>6509679
Oh god if I had a nickle for every time someone thought that transitioning would make them cute I'd probably have $100.
>>6509683
kissu
>>6509676
u prolly right. but i don't have the self control to be anorexic. wat do
>>6509634
SUPPORT BATHROOM LAWS YOU CHILD MOLESTING FREAKS
>>6509679
you better be a trump supporter
>>6509692
>How come?
because it looks like shit and makes anyone who does it look creepy/drugged out
>>6509691
No, it's a tit tac
>>6509694
No need to feel sorry, at least I'm off the hard stuff right now.
>>6509707
dont make me fly over there and take your drugs away!
>>6509679
(Just so you know, if you are asking seriously and not just joking, say so and we might give non-meme answers.)
>>6509707
what got you started in the first place
hi
fireworks are scary
happy 4th
>>6509689
>>6509687
I wish I had a work related excuse to dress like a girl
>>6509699
*Sexercize
>>6509715
kiwi
>had a comfy, isolated spot on a hill
>people keep sitting near me
GET OUT OF MAH HILL
>>6509669
Make your own, Joan!
im so fucking gross and disgusting. i wish i could be forgotten
>>6509716
have you received the official /mtfg/ starter kit yet?
>>6509726
don't say that.. ._.
>>6509720
>I'm leaving everything but my LSD behind when I move
You should donate those drugs, there are thousands of drugged up kids who go without their pills everyday
>>6509716
Outside of sex work and transvestite bars I don't know if you're going to find many jobs like that. But, why do you need a job to give you an excuse? It sounds like it's what you want to do.
Hi everyone, I'm planning to start my "male" to female transition within the coming weeks. Just looking at all the resources linked at the top... Thanks so much, it's wonderful!
>>6509720
i see
>>6509727
One of the boxes should be programming books.
>>6509730
Those drugged up kids probably don't want 2c-e or amt. My MDMA has a home though.
>>6509735
Good luck!!
>>6509735
good luck anon =b
>>6509735
I think you mean male to ''''female'''' my friend
>>6509621
>>6509692
How do I take a good selfie, guys?
I have no idea wtf I'm doing
>>6509704
But my RL girlfriends told me to do it!
>>6509735
just ask anything you aren't too sure about.
>>6509742
>>6509715
Wow, if Gollum can transition so can I!
>>6509743
those poor kids are going to be sober and you let that happen ;_;
>>6509742
>not downloading them as pdfs
>>6509751
I barely even know how to be a human, how am I supposed to figure out how to be a girl?
>>6509735
Good luck, most will look like men regardless. Others will be passable and not ugly with FFS. Few will not need FFS to pass. Only a couple will pass without makeup and be decent/good looking.
If this doesn't matter to you then you're going to be okay.
>>6509692
like you'll want to only line it halfway from the outer corner of your eye at most. black is just harsh and it drags down the face, and locks in the eye making it look smaller. like in this pic of me you can see brown eyeshadow below my lower lash line about a third of the way into the inner corner of my eyes. doing that makes them look larger.
you're welcome to your aesthetic tho, tons of ppl hate the way I look but this is how I wanna look yknow? it's your image. do whatever makes you happy or makes you feel confident bby.
>tfw decided to repress but still feel the need to come on here
anyone know this feel
>>6509733
well, if you count being neet as another one then you have a third one.
>>6509751
>>6509758
lol how do I girl?
>>6509761
I stay here because I'm too scared to go to ftmg where I belong.
>>6509765
being a guy isn't worth it senpai
you can be a manly chick but it's less acceptable to be a girly guy
>>6509753
>>6509762
pic
>>6509758
you're not supposed to be taught how to be a woman. why would you transition if you don't feel like one already?
just learn from how the people around you behave if you're not a hikki.
>>6509756
Fine by me, dem kids should stay off the drugs
>>6509741
I'm taking the fresh start thing seriously. If nothing else I just want to break the current chain of drug use, I haven't gone more than 3 months without drugs in 7 years.
>>6509768
I don't like this
>>6509760
I mean, when you don't overdo the lipstick it actually looks really good. The lipstick just looks kinda plasticy
>>6509773
you're a cruel mistress
>>6509769
What manga is this?
>>6509773
what drugs
>>6509769
I wish there were more
DAY 6 OF NO ADHD MEDS
STILL DID NOTHING
I SLEPT UNTIL 3:30 PM TODAY
>>6509768
>>>susan's
>>6509768
I'm already a manly chick. It's okay.
>tfw I have a huge America boner right now
>>6509751
>>6509758
>>6509764
I'm really high. Was just gonna have a little tincture, but I spilled on the counter and had to lick up my drugs off the counter like a whore. I think it's...gold dragon, pineapple express, cannabis tincture. I made it myself.
So yeah I'm super stoned.
>>6509760
Thanks for the advice!!!
>>6509772
I was taught how to be a boy, but that was kinda forced on me. I would've spent the formative years of my life learning how to be a girl also if I knew that was an option.
>>6509692
I'm not going to say never do this or that, but you probably want to practice more with lining the lower lid if you're going to do that. It can look good if done right, in any case.
>>6509777
It's an edit of Mesu-Nized Festival.
Mtfg, I flirt with leaving you, but I never will.
>>6509775
well thank you! that's what I'm saying tho, I play around with lip stuff constantly. I don't overdraw it as often as I used to, but I still do it sometimes. I just like it even if it's not like super great. which is fine. makeup isn't that serious. everyone should look however they wanna look and express that however they want.
>>6509786
mmmhmmm
Alright /mtfg/ let's test your Americanism
Now we all know that the 13 stripes are for good luck but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?
>>6509788
Thank you
it's awfully sissy in here
>>6509721
oryx
>>6509780
Can you do other productive things? Like exercise, go on walks, that kind of thing? Or whatever. I don't know, better to try something.
>>6509778
(In approximately chronological order)
MDMA
Weed
DXM
Mushrooms
LSA
Methamphetamine
2c-e
4-MMC
Methylone
Xanax
Ketamine
Ethylcathinone
MDPV
Phenethylamine
Amphetamines
Ethylphenidate
4-EMC
Etaqualone
Codeine
Hydromorphone
GHB
aMT
LSD
2c-i
4-AcO-DMT
I'm p sure there's more in there that I'm forgetting desu, I usually miss a few.
>>6509793
>Not knowing there were 47 generals in George Washington's army.
Even foreigners know this
Pumppped
>>6509760
You went to a strip mall beauty school and no woman does makeup like this outside of a border town.
>>6509791
What are you mmhmming?
also we're leaning how to play this kittens game and it's weird af, you literally throw kittens in a blender
>>6509760
squish those boobs together more, hon
>>6509802
why would you put that in your body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s&feature=youtu.be
>>6509808
>You went to a strip mall beauty school
I can believe this, and I think you mean that no woman does makeup like that off the corner or pole.
>>6509802
Cutting that list down to just LSD is a good idea, yeah.
>>6509796
I'm a sassy sissy :3
>>6509802
oh, you forgot alcohol, I think
>>6509774
no-one cares. you don't like loud noises or social interaction either, big deal
>>6509790
literally who?
$400 well spent desu
>>6509814
be careful
>>6509808
broken heart bullying is still being unnededly toxic.
>>6509808
I didn't, but you wouldn't know anything about makeup anyways. you've literally never lived as a woman a day in your life and yet you feel the need to give advice and comment on everything all the time. you even got your girlfriend to record your girl voice clips to post on 4chan to make sheen feel worse about herself lol.
>>6509831
Generally things like alcohol, caffeine and tobacco don't get listed as drugs because the government is okay with you killing yourself with them.
>10 months injecting soybeans into my thighs
>still manly af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUjSiNwixs
>>6509835
taxpayer leech!
>>6509817
>john cena suuucks.
>>6509802
That's impressive, ngl
>>6509841
ohhh shiiiittt
>>6509853
Filter and ignore them both, it's the only way they'll learn.
>>6509841
there's something disgusting about you.
I'm glad I'm moving away from philly, just being within a 1k mile radius makes me sick.
>>6509841
fayeu looks like hugh fearnley-whittingstall?
>>6509841
wow, holy shit the fucking faye edie blog gen might come to a stop finally
also, faye youre a lot uglier than youre angled as fuck photos make you out to be
edie too, but her pics make her look like a model when shes actually indian as fuck looking
>>6509834
I swear to jesus anon. One day I'm not here and It's like everybody forgot about me! I literally can't even with you !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>6509802
What's your favorite?
who here thinks i can make it to one week with less than 500 calories :DD
god my body is fucking stupid
5/7 through
>>6509859
:( stay safe
>>6509841
>>6509808
>>6509841
Just like Avery, you will die soon
>>6509871
uh what?
what's wrong with avery? is she okay?
>>6509807
Nope, just ethylphenidate, supposed to be pretty similar though. Had some amount of difficulty controlling my use of that.
>>6509816
The reason depends on the period of time. I started doing drugs for fun at raves. I habitually used research chemical stimulants because I was (and to a lesser extent still am) a fucked up addict. Psys are whatever, I mostly take them socially and for fun at shows and stuff.
>>6509831
Yeah, I left it off, same with tobacco. When I was a tweaker I was a smoker as well.
>>6509851
Idk, impressive probably isn't the right word. I was pretty stupid when I was younger ;~;
>>6509866
4-MMC
I liked it too much if you get my drift.
I'm opening the mtfg cafe for tonight. You can get a complimentary cuddle with each cup but nothing more.
>>6509875
Avery will die in 3 days
Nasty little accident with a bus
How do I do this.
>>6509843
You should have had tried with injecting cocks in the butt, pleb.
I did that and now I'm a faggot! :3
>>6509877
one cup of coffee pls
>>6509880
pretty sure I'm fine, u cray
>>6509841
fucking REKT
i have a good one to share too if u wanna see it
>>6509880
nvm wrong avery
>>6509877
One bullet in the heart, please.
Fuck I wish I could do this shit.
>>6509891
anyone can, its called practice. how do you think she got good at it?
>>6509895
I'm a long way from it.
>>6509887
Pls bb
Show pic
>>6509877
so how do we define what a cuddle is exactly
>tfw everyone's partying in the next room but you dont have the confidence (and have some drama with one of the boys) to go ask if you can hang out
even if i did, i would just drag everyone down because i never know what to say/how to be loud
>>6509885
here you go
>>6509841
>you even got your girlfriend to record your girl voice clips to post on 4chan to make sheen feel worse about herself lol
thats pretty low
>>6509905
dam...
>>6509905
hi ^^
how are u other than dangerous things
>>6509890
have an angry hump hug then. It comes with the capuchino.
>>6509892
A tweaker is a habitual stimulant user. Generally they look shifty, strung out, and probably haven't slept in a few days. There was a period where I was pretty consistently strung out on mdpv in class and would just chain smoke between periods because cigarettes and uppers are a match made in heaven.
>>6509886
3 days hon
>>6509907
just do what I do at parties and go somewhere else
>>6509859
Where are you Oddish?
>>6509903
The house reserves the righ to meassure that.
>>6509917
who even are you
>>6509907
getting drunk helps
>>6509921
The world
>>6509900
Oh please, Faye acts like a huge cunt to everyone here. Starts drama, stabs backs, and shitposts about how great her life is.
True story: Faye doesn't live as a woman and never has. She can barely look someone in the eye when she goes outside and has a total man-face that HRT will never fix. She is a 32 year old man that comes here and flirts with 18-22 year olds and its fucking creepy and rapey and gross. If there's one person who needs to be bullied off this board it's Faye
>>6509924
crazy mofo
>>6509907
y-you don't ask... I mean, they are in your house, right? you just go, laugh at the first mildly funny thing you hear and go from there.
>>6509915
>angry hump hug
Are you calling me an "angry hump" or is an "angry hump hug" something different? Either way, thanks.
>>6509925
can you bully me off the board too
for reasons
>tfw no nose piercing
>>6509908
yay ^^
>>6509927
Get ready to meet your maker
>>6509925
Nah. Hips deserves that. Faye should just be ignored. If anything her character makes people feel a bit better about late transition so it has a tiny positive effect.
>>6509931
oh :( im sorry that sucks
>>6509936
oh powerful omnipotent being, do you even know what state I live in?
>>6509933
forgot image because I'm drunk
>>6509937
Who is hips ?
>>6509932
why? is it your fetish?
you are super cool and cute and need to leave to save your sanity. seriously, get the fuck out of here you look fine and will live a decent life. spend time being social, spend time on your appearance, spend time just living as a woman. every hour someone spends here is an hour that could've been put to a more useful task in order to make themselves look better as a woman.
>>6509933
pls don't do that
>>6509930
I forgot the picture ilustrating your order.
>>6509621
looks like shit
go to a makeup store and get them to show you what is right
also fucking grow some self perception asshole
>>6509942
Why would it matter?
No matter what I say you'll just say I'm incorrect
>>6509877
gween tea
>>6509947
hips is an agp male that takes pictures of himself wearing panties and cumming on his hand and is also a chaser that keeps trying to bang trans girls. one gross motherfucker
>>6509947
someone
>>6509934
How are things going tho?
Have you made new friends? How long before summer vacation and getting some alone time away from the shit?
>>6509944
I always think that nose piercings will be a pain in the ass when you have a cold and blow your nose.
>>6509876
>I was pretty stupid when I was younger ;~;
There's times where I feel it's not much worse as far as self-destructive habits go than anything else, and maybe less potentially permanent.
How do I learn how? Just watch makeup tutorials and buy a bunch to waste in front of the mirror every day?
The part of my brain that knows how to do artistic things is incredibly underdeveloped.
>>6509951
you're just refusing to answer cause you don't even know.
>>6509950
muff, sorry for being mean..
>>6509877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UsPRSrxmmI
>>6509948
>>6509957
I'm gonna do it eventually
>>6509948
t-thanks senpai
unfortunately i lost my sanity a long time ago
>>6509956
no new friends unfortunately :(
its currently the middle of my 2 week break so im ok
>>6509958
>hon solo
Nice to see a backstabbing cunt
sorry, I need to stop snapping and stuff. it's just getting annoying and the only way to get her to stfu or leave me alone is to make her feel like shit. on the bright side this game is pretty fun and we are about to get pizza and get drunk/high etc
>>6509947
Hips is a pretty disgusting character who once abused Red's trust and humped her while she slept. Then came here and was all like "you seemed to like it tho" and refuse to apologize in any way. Also opened some other trip's personal correspondence and posted here the results of her HIV test.
>>6509959
>How do I learn how? Just watch makeup tutorials and buy a bunch to waste in front of the mirror every day?
actually yes, this is exactly how you learn u tard. its not a waste because you're using it to get better and learn how to achieve what you want jfc
>>6509963
Well I'm not one to judge, I've got a tattoo with chinese script.
>>6509916
Looking back, except for ammonia, nicotine and caffeine, the stuff I got hooked to was all downers. Starting with ether in elementary school... Probably has to do with my fubar neurological make up.
>>6509973
Sorry, anxiety is really really bad.
>>6509971
how about you just like, go away?
no more faye to attack you when you're not on mtfg
>>6509960
My answer stands firm ms grey
>>6509971
SUPPORT BATHROOM LAWS
>>6509970
>getting drunk just makes me dysphoric
oh god do I know this feeling
I bruised my hand punching stuff when I got drunk once :'(
Luckily last time I got drunk I passed out before I could start saying embarassing things
>>6509971
you've activated my trap card
>>6509857
ehh, tbqh, i look significantly manlier irl than i do in my pictures, just due to the staring down at the floor if i'm by myself desu. either way, like that's not really the kind of shit i get down w/?i dunno, other people can have their own measures of themselves and shit, and that's gr9, but like that's not me nor does it apply to me. i don't think this makes sense at all,b ut not many of my posts do these days, i think.
>>6509883
i look like a fag tho, just one with manly bones. ;-;
>>6509932
same, but i'll probs end up on /r9k/ with even less of a drive than i have now, i don't think i'd actually go to any appointments at that point lol.
>>6509933
eh, i had a septum peircing, and it feels weird desu, but i dunno about the other one. it might not.
>>6509970
shit, i'd say go gt drunk and go back to your room, but that doesn't seem to be an option...
>>6509953
here you go
>>6509959
Practice is how most people develop artistic talent. Prodigies who don't need it are somewhere between a myth and a statistical rounding error.
So, yes.
>>6509981
>ms grey
wat
>>6509978
How did you get ether in elementary school?
>>6509992
You need to kys sir
>>6509971
>and the only way to get her to stfu or leave me alone is to make her feel like shit.
that might not be the only or most effective way but it has the added bonus of making her feel like garbage and inflating your own ego. (plus its fun to watch her get shit on)
seriously, she's fucking insane. i tried to be her friend and she was nothing but a cunt to me. her ego gets so inflated from people on this board but they don't even realize what she actually looks like IRL. AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIVE FULL-TIME K E K
anyway, im sorry for hitting on her while you two were dating. obviously you can see how i feel about her now after meeting her and watching how she behaves here for a bit longer.
hope your night goes well, happy fourth
>>6509972
Holy shit! That sounds like a dangerous person.
>>6509999
I think you're talking about Edie
>>6509980
You know that's not the case. If anything, making faye shut up is a service to the thread.
>>6510002
his father is a criminal or something
>>6509971
Shits getting real >.>
>>6509992
Pretty much this. I'm absurdly gifted and I have no talent whatsoever. Wasted potential at its finest. Sloth incarnate... That most of that is caused by a depression I have no control over and that can't be treated is no consolation...
currently violently shoving over a kilogram of macaroni into my face hole ama
>>6509841
is that a child molester?
faye sucks and needs to take a step back, reevaluate the entirety of her life, and stop being such a fucking nuisance tbqh family
>>6509999
First of all, checked.
Why did you change your public opinion when she started being pointlessly mean to Edie? Was she really that bad irl or was it just a little bit and it adds up? Or did you meet again after that one coffee and everything went to shit?
happy america day!
>>6509996
Pilfering the medicine cabinet. Same with camphor and smelling salts.
>>6509988
If this trans thing doesn't work out we can become middle aged femme fags who do some sort of interior design firm.
>>6509953
kowfay
>>6510011
In a sense, yes.
>>6510004
I have them both filtered, and the sooner both clownface and her ex stfu, the better
>>6510015
You're to talk sir
>>6510020
>who do some sort of interior design firm.
this is my dream
>>6510004
Sorry I was walking around this big area with my gf, did I miss people naracisticly thinking they control my actions? o.o
They're shitty people, but have some children frolicking with bubble man
>>6510022
Faye is a child molester?!
>>6510021
gween tea
>>6510019
It's not even that cute. And the characters could had been more different from each other or something, there was some potential for comedy (very generic, yeah, but comedy) and they just went out of their way to make them all behave the same most of the time.
>>6510006
Are you shitting me Oryx? I trust you all tell me truth
>>6510028
Wait why does everyone hate you now? I always thought you were funny.
>>6510028
are you gonna molest that child, Faye?
>>6510029
trip on edie
>>6510028
"children frolicking with bubble man"
these are your interests?
>>6510017
traitor!
>>6509958
I think it really depends on the specific drug as to their potential to cause damage. I've never had any problems with psys, and i never did downers and opiates enough to experience ill effects. On the other hand, a year of extremely heavy cathinone (mdpv, 4-mmc, ethylcathinone, methylone) use almost certainly did some damage, gave me brain zaps and panic attacks, and changed my personality considerably. I'm not sure how permanent it is either, I was eventually able to put myself back together, but I'm still way more impulsive, prone to depression, and anxious than I was before that period.
I was stupid in that I messed around with and abused stuff that isn't well known or understood, I have no idea what damage I did, at least with speed I know exactly the risks.
>>6509978
You got high on ammonia? ._.
>>6509999
How to spot someone narcissistic and insane,
They describe going to eat a sandwich and talk for 30 minutes like this.
>>6510030
kowfay
>>6510029
In an extremely round about way.
I'm 75% of the way through the bowl and I'm beginning to fear my body is preparing for a violent emetic rejection of the macaroni
send help
>>6509931
Hey Oddish
That's me!
:) You apply for those jobs yet? I'm gonna get you jump started as soon as you get here so get pumped!
You'll get new friends btw fuck bitches
>>6510026
Lol! I'm like a real architect Rachel. If there's anything I can help you with, just ask.
>>6510034
Turns out her psycho moments weren't a character, she grossly oversells her appeal and she's been posting personal shit about Edie for the last couple of days after a week of sucking her ass and begging to be friends. There's a point at which people can be even too schyzo for mtfg.
>>6510033
htt
ps:
//8ch.ne
t/co
w/res
/1311
62.html
>>6510028
>autistically looking down at your phone and typing at it all day when your gf is trying to have fun with you at a festival cause you care more about drama on 4chan
you're pretty pathetic
>>6510016
Nah, I just met up with her once and she was being a total Autist most of the time. She did help me with bra tips though, i'll give her credit for that.
I just noticed how psychotic and unhinged she started being to people here. Like, posting literally ten+ photos of her crying about breaking up with Edie and then a day later posting "lol fuck u cunt i was with my girlfriend the entire time." Takes a certain kind of psycho to cry about that.
Oh, and then she started talking shit behind my back for no apparent reason. And there is so much I could have come out and said about her that would've embarrassed her to hell but I chose not to because I'm actually somewhat decent and don't do things like that.
I mostly feel sorry for her, tbqh. She obviously needs more serious mental health intervention for an untreated personality disorder. And that's definitely difficult because it can take years for someone with Borderline Personality Disorder to actually admit to themselves that they truly have BDP, no matter how often they're told they do. It's part of the symptoms/behavioral defects.
Anyway, Faye is probably not going to get her live together until she's 40 and that's fine. I just wish she would stop posting here and causing shit storms because a lot of the people here are actually really cool and I've made some pretty decent friends like Ufufu and Mercury
>>6510051
just call the cops
>>6510049
i emailed you about it because i didn't know which one was closest to apply at.
nice makeup btw teach me sempai
>>6510047
I just ate spaghetti and the farts remind me why I stopped eating red meat...
S'not very ladylike of me
:(
>>6510050
Wait are you serious? You're an architect? We have each other's skypes, right?
>>6510047
give the rest of the macaroni to me before you throw up in it
>>6510041
Yeah, when I was a kid. Both from smelling salts and ammonia water even though the latter is weak...
>>6510040
>not supporting america in every way
greens voter pls go
>>6510056
Can I be your friend? :3c
>>6510056
>she
should I lie on my back to stop myself vomiting or on my side so I don't die an agonising death by asphyxiation if I do???
>>6510066
jormy
do you celebrate
easter?
what the flying fuck is going on in this thread
i dont have enough time or energy to worry about yall, fuck
oyasumi mtfg
>>6510066
pls greens are cucks who want more muslims probs
I don't want that
Does anyone know about the myth that bathing in lavendar will feminize you?
Is it real?
Same question for soy milk
btw how long after HRT until I get a feminine penis?
>>6510067
yeah sure. rachel.lindstromm is my skype senpai
>>6510075
oh hi neens!
oh, bye neens...
>>6510075
oyasumi
>>6510073
>no other country in the world would have this problem
I'm pretty sure many african people make all their money of generosity
>>6510057
the fun police doesn't answer the 911 call anymore.
>>6510079
lavender and all herb things are false. There are exceptions such as mirifica or whatever it was that at best have marginal effects but everything else has no effect.
>>6510056
aw i love u 2 bb
i was jus bein straight-up w u about her when we talked LMAO
>>6510079
>not bathing in real milk
Cleopatra is disappointed
>tfw your ex gf is super weird
>>6510058
Tell me what there is to lose? other then edie's lowkey doxing of my girlfriend this is all pretty harmless, it doesn't effect me at all because I'm a full grown man ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSNlN1CDTvU
>>6510054
Holy shit Oryx. That's horrible.
>>6510071
you should wait an hour before lying down and then do the side thing.
>>6510084
define generosity
hardly anyone lives off charity donations except the charity owners themselves
so unless you mean that they're generous because they don't steal, then you're not exactly right
>>6509733
>Outside of sex work and transvestite bars I don't know if you're going to find many jobs like that.
Gundam pilot.
>>6510094
what should I do before then???
>>6510090
Not sure if serious...
>>6510063
how's life in virginia?
>>6510091
the one you're marrying or the one you pushed until she started posting the pics you didn't want seen?
>>6510099
Im still on the road bro
>>6510072
why do you ask?
>>6510073
tippings is pretty dumb youre right
>>6510078
so are most americans desu
president trump when
>>6510091
whats so weird about that?
whoa.
looks like i'v come at a bad time
I really can't wait until the touken ranbu anime, although I know it will be shit.
>>6510062
Z**ko, right?
Alessiafova if you've misplaced it :p
also
>>6510025
i AM one to talk given that i am able to hold a steady job, have friends, be stealth, dress myself, speak in a girl voice, not photoshop or extreme angle or filter my pics, etc etc etc
plus the added bonus of not being an insane drama whore and lying manipulator
BUT
THATS
NONE
OF MY BUSINESS
How do you guys deal with the fact that the large majority of you make for ugly non passing hons?
I want to become a girl but I don't want to become a hon so I might just kill myself later in life
>>6510103
Australia needs it's own Trump desu
>>6510108
we're all gonna kill ourselves before we're 30
>tfw 28
>>6510079
Citral and geraniol have weak estrogenic effects and are readily absorbed through skin. There are documented cases of significant gynecomastia caused by those.
Lavender oil doesn't do anything like that. Will make you very relaxed, though. Probably dangerously so if you use too much. It's also quite irritant so extensive contact with the skin isn't such a good idea.
Soy milk contains some weak phytoestrogens as well, but also other substances that seriously fuck up with thyroid regulation. You're not going to get any significant feminizing effects from soy foods without fucking up your health big time. Isolated soy isoflavones are safe, but you really should spend your money on real HRT instead of that.
>>6510096
>tfw you were born too early to be an angsty crossdressing giant robot pilot
>>6510101
yumes with you right? youre going to live with her bro?
>>6510104
Yee
How do you find out your size for female clothing?
Pic related
>>6510108
i deal with it by being suicidal
>>6510108
I was a femboy from the start, even if I don't pass I'll just be a better femboy. I don't have big tits in my gene pool so I don't have worries, or hopes, about that really getting in the way of living my regular life if stealth is never a realistic option.
>>6510105
me on the far right
>>6510118
1. Go to store
2. Try shit on
>>6510104
you've come at a great time
>>6510110
well we had palmer hes kinda like trump in the crazy businessman sense
>>6510118
try some on
>>6510020
i'm down if i make it that long.
>>6510118
thrift stores are your friend
>>6510111
Nope. 38, still alive.
>>6510080
Sent :o
>>6510112
fucks the tyroid regulation making it work more or less? because that would be a pretty easy way to be more skinny if you have a teenager's methabolism.
>>6510111
>tfw didn't kill myself before 30
>>6510060
KLand is closer but they only hire part time. I know 2 people there. The other hires full-time. That's where I worked. Idk how to conceal very well myself but we can practice together :D
>>6510102
and tieria
but he was always a girl anyways
>>6510108
htt
p
://p
uu.sh/p
QG2C/e
b37952
4fd.jpg
I dunno anon
>>6510129
good for you, you kinda give me hope, but i dont think im very strong
>>6510117
should it be time for pic related?
>>6510138
you sort of look like my mom. You need to eat more.
>tfw a bunch of SJWs call my trans gf a terf because she has "terf bangs"
>>6510140
What am I looking at?
>>6510144
post "terf bangs"
>>6510144
i've had a fair amount of people write me off for being an aeries lol
>>6510142
>tfw always eatin
>tfw always active
metabolism lol
>>6510112
Would rubbing citral and geraniol on breasts help them grow in someone that's already on HRT, or would they just end up with rosy-lemony smelling boobs? (Which doesn't sound so bad either.)
>>6510108
sadposting mostly. knowing that your life is yours to take helps as well. once you bookmark and work out the deets, you really just don't care, and save it for later. maybe that's just me tho. it might just be me. anywho, plan our plan b, and you'll feel morecomfy with the fact that you will be a hon in the coffin
>>6510144
did you let them know that tey are tranny bangs?
>>6510151
Heya neener beaners. I miss you but I had a good fourth here. Hope to see you again soon, Kaylee
>>6510146
Woman screaming in horniness at the sight of a man.
>tfw they played each arm forces song and asked everyone from each branch to stand
>only soldier here
>hole stadium turning and looking at you and applauding
Fucking kill me like literally rn
>>6510100
Neither of those are exes
One is my gf, the other one was a non sexual relationship built around the possibility that we might someday date.
>>6510133
I don't really know what that's like, but I'd say don't pay attention to sexist binary beauty standards, which I thought you were all for
>>6510103
I dunno! Recommending someone to a new boyfriend? What do you put?
She was always on time, and shared the blankets...
>>6510144
what does 'terf bangs' mean
http://gelbooru.com//images/f5/e1/f5e1ab2f947bd1d983b455dff499673a.jpg?3224791
>>6510132
Makes mild hypothyroidism worse, and that's in reasonable amounts. Getting what would be needed probably would push downright into toxic territory. So, not a good idea.
Also, while isoflavones trigger estrogen receptors, they're not very good at it. So with normal female levels of E, they begin acting as competitive inhibitors. Soy and HRT isn't a good mix.
>>6510165
I hate when that happens.
>>6510165
iktf
>>6509999
it's totally fine. that was the only reason I was getting kinda bothered honestly and it was a overly sensitive of me. plus you're right, she lives as a man and always has. which is partially why I was into her honestly. nice jaw and masculine features, deep voice, etc.....on the bright side I'm glad things are at least progressing positively for everyone even if everyone is shitposting about other stuff yknow? also I just won kittens in the blender desu.
>>6510091
you've literally doxed your own gf numerous times, pic related. quit while ur ahead. anyone can find your screenshots showing her info by looking in the archive.
>>6510156
Applying estrogens directly to the breasts is never a good idea, weak or not. Never, ever do that with estradiol patches or gel. Also, geraniol is relatively safe, but citral is rather aggressive for skin. Don't apply that to any other sensitive area. Not even mentioning allergy concerns.
>>6510161
Oh, I should know this ;~;
It's a common sight when women see me strutting my manly stuff.
>>6510164
I have no fucking idea??? They're a bunch of hivemind sjws.
>>6510157
I let them know before that she was trans but I guess they lack reading comprehension
>>6510160
reds in sf?
fuuck, this makes me feel way worse
>>6510164
google image search?
>>6510144
Did this happen irl?
>tfw fireworks were literally sex and now I have privacy to lewd
>>6510183
Oh no whys that? Please don't feel bad.
>>6510174
Deleted post in 30 seconds, but don't worry you're still horrible and shitty, let something crazy come of it though, be responsible for that, please.
>>6510162
if you cant think of any reasons someone would date ur gf why are you dating them?
>set up a usb to reinstall my OS with
>usb disappears
??????????????
>>6510194
to feel better about yourself obviously
>>6510196
The macaroni ate it
>>6510196
>usb reappears
:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>6510196
What image burner did you use?
>>6510196
it's probably up your butt
>>6510206
uhh I used dd but I don't think that would play a role in my usb falling down the side of my bed
>>6510189
no, dont worry about it, im just trapped here with the shit ppl in the other room, one who keeps creeping on me, no friends, no socialness to make friends, and one person who cares about me a lot, but i wonder if is secretly yearning for something i cant give
i just wanna run away sometimes
>>6510199
dating someone just to date makes me feel worse desu
>>6510174
Listen I'll make this really easy, part of your business is to sell your kik, you number, etc.
Every show you do will have those posted through vm and proxy in ways that will make it impossible to filter until you're too old to flop your dick into a flesh light
Or you can lay off my girlfriend and ghost
>>6510208
some idiot campus tw-erf where i live was going on abt being accused of having terf bangs like a year or two ago. who cares what it means? tbhon i think the meme was started by -erfs, good to kno phony left forever 12 busybodies picked it up
>>6510217
Faye
>>6510212
it matters completely, the files were obviously too light and not heavy enough, that's why your flash drive fell :^)
Christ, y'alls trash
>VCE init error (-22)
AMD: not even once
>>6510107
>job
You mean your wage slave job
>not photo shop or use extreme angles
Now you know that isn't true brah
>>6510107
right? love how she shits on me yet i actually have good jobs, good friends, and a good life
>>6510234
YAY! THREATS!
this is what i came for
>>6510213
I understand. Is Anthony creeping on you? And you can run away eventually. I got out here. Still need to get a place tho
>>6510234
>considers herself a girl
>threatens violence like a dangerous shitty man
TOPPEST OF KEKS MATE
>>6510240
If you had a good life, you wouldn't be coming here. LMAO
>deleting posts
Seriously, you are v sick
>>6510217
>threatening people in 4chan
you're one step bellow posting about your certified kills and the people ready to answer your command like that pasta.
>>6510217
hahahaha you really are a fucking worthless waste of a human. kill yourself you pussy
>>6510244
Rachel. I have a question.
>>6510234
lol
/mtfg/ and chill (alone), tonight is p good
>>6510234
Are you gonna finally suck her cock?
>>6510245
Lol yeah, that is true. I rescind that last part.
>tfw crippling depression
>tfw coming back to these threads is usually foreshadowing a suicide attempt
>>6510234
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>6510244
Rachel. I have a statement.
>>6510254
i want to lewd grace
>>6510244
Rachel. I have a bonner.
>>6510243
yea, he's always creeping on me, and kay is as worthless as ever
housing seems v hard in that city
>>6510254
ily grace
>>6510258
ok. uh this is what it said, we don't need to go nuts, it was already nuts. she needs to log off her machine
>>6510264
Rachel are you cool? =]
>>6510217
I mean you only know my number and I can change that easily. I know your number, your address, your girlfriends name and information? your family's info, and pics of your dick and your body and everything else I can post whenever I want. you really wanna play this game with me? you could, you know, leave me the fuck alone. imagine that!!!
>>6510260
I've been pent up the whole weekend I need it pls
>>6510267
ily2
>>6510264
She makes like $10/hr lmao
>>6510261
im sorry oddish, yea, i dunno, you'd find the same shit here
Ok I take this back >>6510034. She cray.
>ywn get to meet Faye before the shit hits the fan and share how she was mildly weird and be one of the cool girls.
I'm happy I missed hips, tho.
antergos is nice and easy to install but having to look at GNOME while I do it isn't helping me with the whole not throwing up thing
>>6510272
Lmao at these empty threats
>>6510276
whats your favorite kind of lewd
>>6510277
When I first started working in 2008 I made $7.25/hr. and now all of my opportunities are at $60k/yr+ and I don't even have a bachelors.
Seriously, you'll never make money if you don't work hard. Do you seriously think that someone someone is just going to throw six figures at your because they realize how "smart" you are even though you have zero work history or skills?
Ufufu works her ass off, you all could learn a lesson from her
>>6510287
She works at a book store
>>6510272
Edie you could both make this better if you just tried to. Why don't you both ask nicely for what you need from eachother? You would feel bad if you hurt her and I'm sure you can remember your shared love.
>>6510264
>how autists and the mentally ill feel better about being miserable
honestly, just keep it to shit behaviour. i know most people here are trump voters anyway but you and ufufu bringing this down to right-libertarian level garbage, is that supposed to be helping?
>>6510270
i'm p cool
>>6510290
rekt
>>6510282
I thought she was changing for the better and I had hope for her. Guess I was wrong. Well, maybe she'll get over it and back on track. I'm in a bad position to judge meltdowns anyway.
But please, please, stop hammering the fear of being doxxed into people. How am I supposed to keep sending gifts if everyone gets paranoid about their data. Already working on the next package anyway.
>>6510278
that's sort of what i was afraid of when i had almost moved out there previously. i love yall but yall niggas crazy sometimes. either way i appreciate dylan's hypothetical hospitality.
>>6510289
>>6510272
WOW
O
W
>>6510287
let's see those w-2s wagie
>>6510294
I might become floor manager and have options within the company I'm a part of. Would it be handy in the long term?
>>6510269
r u new here? sorry if i scared you
>>6510287
>tfw first non-family job was $4 an hour
>and that was with a raise
>>6510298
just a regular friendly package or a srs gift? if the latter who was the latest lucky girl?
ALSO, how is ufufu's dress comming? Did it turn out to be harder than expected?
>>6510290
And what do you do? Do you get up everyday and go to work?
>>6510293
> but you and ufufu bringing this down to right-libertarian level garbage
k e k is this what the mentally ill and autistic seriously believe? that being proud of hard work or expecting others to work hard is "right-libertarian garbage"???
>>6510244
>le epic screenshot delete meme
I wonder if anyone else has your 4chan theme, because every time one pops up its the same one you use.
why are you so crazy and mean desu, is it your crippling depression and drug addiction and frequent meltdowns? I'm a resource for that not the sudden enemy your mind made me.
>>6510272
I have every one you sell, you could change them, go through the trouble of managing your tech support to message everyone, and have it leaked again, it's really that simple, in the mean time the chaos will affect your bottom line, because it's a business. if you want to addresses, I have that too, this is lieterally my job, it takes me around a minute and one of your geotagged exif files from your iPhone you love to put everywhere to verify it.
Please post anything about me though, Just leave normies out of it.
>>6510286
I like a lot of lewd so it's hard to say
THIS PLACE IS TOO F DEPRESSING
IN THE EVENT I DON'T SUCCESSFULLY PASS OUT, PLS COUNT MY 300 THOUSAND VOTES AGAINST EVER SEEING FAYE'S FUCKING DICK PICS, PLS TY
>>6510301
what got deleted
>>6510293
Honestly, I had that hammered into me from an early age as well. In the end, work destroyed me. And it happens all the time in that agency. I mean, what kind of organization has murder-suicides happening in its offices...
>>6510308
hmm i think youll have to be more specific
>>6510306
yeah ok, u got me. nite!
>>6510310
As far as I'm concerned, everything.
>>6510307
>I wonder if anyone else has your 4chan theme, because every time one pops up its the same one you use.
Anyone that uses this place much should be using Tomorrow, it's far better on the eyes
>>6510308
whats your favorite hentai
>>6510272
post faye lewds
shes being a bitch and wont stop
teach her a lesson
>>6510306
I'm a mobile developer for Amazon
>>6510315
this desu
>>6510318
Hrm
I'm not sure
There's a few that are pretty close for that title
but that would be embarrassing to say
>>6510312
if you can find me some sort of fetish template thing to fill out i might
>>6510319
a simple candid pic would be better
>>6510307
>why are you so crazy and mean desu, is it your crippling depression and drug addiction and frequent meltdowns? I'm a resource for that not the sudden enemy your mind made me.
Publicly insulting someone and then saying you can help them is really creepy, Faye. Please take some perspective before posting stuff like that.
>>6510321
Cool, sounds like a fun job. It's kind of a dick move to shit on someone for working hard though
>>6510321
How is it?
I've heard that Amazon are like slave drivers to their employees, but idk how true that is.
>>6510305
Well, I have sketches ready for the dress, but no measurements. So that's on standby for now. The basic pattern isn't that complicated. All the decorative details will be, though. Probably will take me some time to properly trace them.
And well, I'd rather let people choose whether they want everyone to know I sent a little something. So, not for me to say. It's just a package.
>>6510272
does faye go around irl hiding face, kek
>>6510323
i dont know any good fetish tests, all i know is the bdsmtest
i want to bite you
are we getting pranked? =]
>>6510307
Can we just go full MAD already and be done with this shit.
/mtfg/ makes me feel like I'm in high school again
>ywn be in a trip drama saga
>>6510237
reeeee don't talk shit about them ok ;-;
>>6510239
every job is slavery in one way or another.
>>6510323
but you've filled out those before....
>>6510332
Where do you wanna bite me? This is important.
>>6510326
I hate you for your freedom. Allahu akbar!
>>6510307
>I wonder if anyone else has your 4chan theme, because every time one pops up its the same one you use.
literally everyone uses tomorrow u autist
>drug addiction
I love it when people bring this up like it's an insult because it shows that they're unhealthy and have no clue how recovery works. I'm proud that I overcame drug addiction, I never hid it, I'm not ashamed of it. In fact, it actually made me a much better person and got me finally treat my bipolar. So honestly, I don't even know what you're trying to do with that
>I have every one you sell, you could change them, go through the trouble of managing your tech support to message everyone, and have it leaked again, it's really that simple, in the mean time the chaos will affect your bottom line, because it's a business. if you want to addresses, I have that too, this is lieterally my job, it takes me around a minute and one of your geotagged exif files from your iPhone you love to put everywhere to verify it.
>implying i would ever ever trust someone who says this kind of thing as a "resource"
>>6510327
It's great really. I mostly work from home and only show up to the office once maybe twice a week
>>6510341
>literally everyone uses tomorrow u autist
tfw i use yotsuba b
>>6510339
neck and tiddies
and everywhere else too but those are the places where it actually feels good
also do this: bdsmtest.org
if you havent already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZGWjbY6To
I'm posting on 4chan instead of groovin at parties bcuz I don't want ppl to see me. I don't think that they'd understand
why I have titties
>>6510337
>ywn be in a trip drama saga
Do you really want that
>>6510336
>I'm in high school again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2YK5m5g1Uk
>>6510337
the hardware's fine
probably
it's just that I wouldn't no because the bastards won't put out a functional driver
the open source one doesn't work at all, and the proprietary one makes my laptop sound like it's about to launch into orbit
oh and also it performs worse than the intel gpu anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfGQPbwGRNU
i love germany
>>6510344
we're nobodies tho
>>6510336
but this is an all girls school
why would a boy be at an all girls school
>>6510352
>she doesn't use nvidia
>>6510357
>girls
Classic comedy
>>6510357
>why would a boy be at an all girls school
hanvent u ever played a hentai?
>>6510336
Birdy! XD
>>6510360
>>6510353
would u ever get into a vacuum bed, oddish?
>>6510359
I didn't buy the laptop desu
>>6510357
#rekt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqgkrzX3gGY
idk what i've stumbled into, how i got here
also anime was a mistake
goodnight I have work in the morning
>>6510362
>tfw own this game
>>6510298
>How am I supposed to keep sending gifts if everyone gets paranoid about their data.
Aw, I didn't know you sent gifts to people here. That's nice of you.
>But please, please, stop hammering the fear of being doxxed into people.
tbqh I've always been a little paranoid about being doxxed or something, but my time on mtfg has done a lot to vindicate and reinforce that concern.
>tfw they played the assault on the death star and then blew up a million fireworks at the end >.<
>>6510325
I mean at the point my family and friends are being threatened because someone said I said they weren't sexually attractive on the Internet, you start to get a little perspective that you aren't the one to help them, they still need it though
>>6510341
Tl;dr we all think we're all ugly trannies and you'be lost control
>>6510375
>tfw finished the game 100%
>>6510378
m-maybe
>>6510381
I assume you're on a desktop then
>>6510338
The only kink/fetish list I've filled out outside of the BDSM test is stuff for Flist.
>>6510345
The numbers vary a bit each time but the same categories usually show up
>>6510357
So he can have a monopoly on all the girlboy buttpussy 'round here, know what I mean?
>>6510341
dude u take urself WAY too seripusly like...i didnt even read more than 3 words on that novel.. This isnt puffin publishing so ur book pitch is gonna fall on deaf ears..
dont quit ur dayjob as they say :- )
>>6510272
lmao is that faye irl without angles and camera effects
>>6510385
my results have actually probably changed a lot recently, within the last week
because i have a mommy dom fetish now
thanks mtfg
>>6510343
Oh, that's cool.
And yeah, I was a little doubtful of the "Amazon is awful to work for" rumor, because the professor I heard it from can be full of shit sometimes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6510387
that isn't how it works
>>6510375
ELANNA I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!
>>6510398
but it is!
>>6510307
l m a o your job was to be a translator for the military. I never gave you my kik and I can literally just turn off the ability for anyone who doesn't have money to talk. which most of my friends do anyways. it's very easy for me to block you out. plus all I'd have to do is just send a mass msg out to everyone to change those things. it takes about 10 mins.
meanwhile if you wanted to leak it again you'd have to pay 100$+ lmao
I know you get off on feeling alpha or in charge, but you aren't. like I said, it's simple. grow up, and leave me alone. then I won't bother either of you. why are you incapable of just leaving me be and moving on with your life? you've literally beaten all of the love I've had for you out of me over the past few weeks and you don't know when to stop. at least I have a few positive memories from it.
>>6510403
nope
http://store.steampowered.com/app/398100/
>>6510392
Momdoms are the best
>>6510380
Are you randomly answering things and hoping it makes sense?
Did you really take Edie's post as she threatening to physically hurt your parents? Like beating them with a bat or something?
>>6510406
can you be my lewd mommy?
>>6510391
Yap
>>6510398
don't depress me please. I dropped that mangaout of pain, not lack of feels.
>>6510404
Stop this or you will regret it
>>6510306
>mentally ill
>throws stones behind seven layers of glass
>>6510420
Can you fuck off already Faye? Jesus christ you are insane
>>6510404
Who is the long haired guy in the pic he's kind of cute
Did you kiss one of those queer men you were showing me?
>>6510413
There's already a lot of girls who want that, why should I take you in?
>>6510425
>the sassy gay black man best friend shows up
>>6510406
Dude my mom is RIGHT NEXT TO MY.. RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!
I was going to call her a mean word but she just choked me so i think I have to change it...
Mommy's am I right?
>>6510428
I'm a heterosexual beta male like Faye though
>>6510428
tfw you will never be the sassy gay black man friend.
>>6510431
Your what? crotch?
>>6510426
because im cute
ill be good
>>6510345
>>6510385
I like these, whats up fuckers?
youtube got a little creepy so i've just gone back to watching brote : )
>>6510398
>hourou musuko
kill me
>>6510445
u already know me baka
im a cute shota
>>6510440
more hons to join in the fun
Sounds like I'm even less kinky than I used to be...
>>6510452
Aww you saved it? Means I dont have to repost often. Thanks.
>>6510445
>>6510398
Well, we sorta had a thing (He never saw my bp but he got to see my gt and stuff (I saw his, so we're even) and now he's got something going with Claire and before both of us he was with Grace. You see the empire he's creating? The harem? :^)
All according to the keikaku.
>>6510455
Still like the fantasy of messing around with your son?
>>6510392
>because i have a mommy dom fetish now
yes, yes, this is good.
>>6510454
most of the questions were weird and repetitive, though.
Hi
i transitioned to become a hon because its funny and my life is a joke
ha ha
>>6510404
Just to note, you look fatter and larger in the face with a stronger jaw and bigger shoulders, which is all true, and weird because I'm 6'
>>6510451
Oh, you!~ Yes yes, I'll be your mommy definitely.
>>6510458
That is definitely not sfw
>>6510464
hej
>>6510405
>you know, a boy who attends a girl school
>>6510468
can we have cuddles? lewd cuddles?
>>6510437
Ugh get ur head OUT of the gutter..
>>6510452
>fat
>old as shit
>shopped out beard shadow
I shudder to think that this is the hon that's been flirting with all the younger transitioners
>>6510467
dude just stop, you sound like you're 15
>>6510471
Dem boy hips
I have my first endocrynologist appointment tomorrow. I'm still trapped in boy hell now turned man hell. I'm 24 and i'm so terrified of the entire world, I live like a house cat under a bed. I have done nothing productive besides soul searching and developed an eating disorder the last 6 months. I am literally a walking panic attack, it's a dreadful existence.
I feel schizophrenic and now i have to go out and meet with people who potentially will put up road blocks. Every fucking step on the institutional level thus far has been a fucking nightmare. There is no such thing as "transcare" around here.
So tomorrow i have my "internet says trans friendly and has a trans friendly department number [but a fucking cunt secretary who hates you]" endo appointment and I'm scared he's going to be like "nah fuck you wait until december and PROVE you're a girl more" or something awful :(
>>6510480
tldr lol :)
>>6510471
this just makes me mad because its just a flat chested girl with wide hips who they're calling a boy
>tfw you have zero hips
>>6510478
100% male, he looks like every one of us, right?
>>6510474
Lol I agree with all of that except shopped beard shadow. Ah well, if it looks shopped then I did something right.
>>6510466
"But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
>>6510469
Good night!
May you fall asleep in arms of my dream,
so beautiful,
you'll cry when you awake.
>>6510404
is this roll playing? What is this level of autism lmao
>>6510404
it's true,
being grunge gets you babes
>>6510478
also that flat boyish crotch and thigh gap
>>6510480
what country?
just self med if he makes you wait.
>>6510471
Nice tuck job.
>>6510471
>that pic
>a boy
N O
>>6510472
Of course sweetie~
>>6510476
>b-but there's nothing being showned!
Except butt and a shota about to do lewd things.
>>6510488
>Seriously, just kill yourself. You'll be happier off. I'll be enjoying a ride in my new BMW with my gf.
do you realize how stupid you sound?
>>6510495
The United States. I'd rather insurance cover it. I'm a peasant, but i have rich enough suburban parents that are ....tolerant of letting me stay on.
>>6510488
you don't have to fakefaye to make her look bad, she's doing a perfect job by herself and no one could make it better.
what the fuck did i do to this thread lol...
>>6510492
tfw ur the qt grunge girl
>>6510488
>Seriously, just kill yourself. You'll be happier off. I'll be enjoying a ride in my new BMW with my gf.
enjoy your straight gf and those 8 years you have on me, hon
>>6510499
>N O
I don't know what you are talking about?
thats clearly a boy
>>6510500
faye would say fiance. and she wouldn't tell her to just killherself. She already told her she was crazy but that she could help her.
we all fayede now
>>6510404
>translator for the military
I though faye got injured jumping out of an airplane? and thus the neetbucks...
>>6510503
It could also be the real Faye trying to create plausible deniability
>>6510503
Trip on Faye.
>>6510506
NO
THAT IS LITERALLY
>DRAW A GIRL
>CALL IT A BOY
>>6510503
>fakefaye
wut
pretty sure faye did buy a bmw recently
>>6510511
#POGproblems
>>6510514
u just don't get it... Japanese traps pass
>>6510508
Faye yr just an emotional girl and I will always think yr just ok. get yr melodrama off of 4chan but also we all love it.
>>6510499
mommy can i succ???
>>6510520
dont call me faye you asshole
>tfw mods will never ban faye
>>6510512
It could be true! or I could be Rachel or I could be having a laugh
>>6510523
oh i see there IS only 1 !
not a secure trip
ok
my trip is ##ucirvine if any of you forgot and want to know it
when the day of the rope comes you'll all be the first to go
>>6510523
Hey asshole don't deny you're the real Faye
>>6510524
you can't ban an extension of anon
>tfw listening to Throwback hits of the 1990's - 2000's
there's a lot of crap I haven't heard in forever
Went swimming with hand made margaritas today!
A few random guys kept telling my fiance how her wife is hot and they're lucky to have someone like me!
...they even tried bro-ing out, staring at me flailing around, soaking wet in my shorty shorts & bikini top while I slurped yummy drinks & danced on the other side of the pool to led zeplin.
I feel human for the first time in 2 years.
Am I girl naow?
>>6510531
come on, you know I had to try it to see what comes up
>>6510531
A double-hash tripcode doesn't work like that, as I'm sure you know.
>>6510507
t. idiot, especially considering that Faye has been off and on with everything and insisting he is male and not trans, wanting to break up with his ex well before he met Edie but staying with her for no reason, and going back and forth with making fun of Edie for years and swooning over her
>>6510530
Faye wouldn't care, Faye too alpha for that shit
>>6510504
saw a tallish azn dude built like a swimmer
and he had DREADLOCKS
and he was wearing fit clothing that was border line ninja
coolest fucking dude ever
>feeling shitty
>been crying
>I hate my chin
I realize I probably pass most of the time but I cant stop hating the little things. so go ahead and be brutally honest on this super average picture of me plain as fuck unsee.
cc/migotura/
>>6510612
you look pretty normie.
that's cool, though.
So when is Faye just going to get a new trip password thingy :?
>>6510768
Never, it's so she can say shit to people and play it off as "oh that wasn't me, hehe >tfw faye" and stupid shit like that
>>6509677
sauce pretty pretty please