/mtfg/ translady general

>pullying punches

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First time doing my own makeup

>chips so thin you can't even dip without them snapping in half

who the fuck thought this was a good idea

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>>6509606
Up until recently I was too heavy to look good in skinnies tho ;~;

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>>6509612
penis *giggles*

support bathroom laws

>>6509629
you forgot the action asterisks

>>6509621
don't line your lower lids

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>>6509612
>tfw sad for no legitimate reason
why tho?

>>6509625
I would look good in skinnies, but no hips. I just look like a fag.

>>6509635
also you need FFS desu

>>6509621
you look like someone punched you in the eyes
maybe it's just the angle and potato camera.

>>6509636
how do you expect us to know?
maybe you need anti depressants.

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>tfw they liked your food
>tfw your gf stole your American flag cowboy hat

Reminder to GO OUTSIDE AND WATCH COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS YOU NERDS

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>>6509641
coral
gibb me my hat back coral

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I was given a mission from /a/. I need to steal all your secrets. Where do I start?

>>6509640
yeah probs

>>6509642
what explosions?

>>6509621

it's not bad! but stay away from lining the enter lower lash line, especially with anything black in the future unless you're doing an intense smokey eye desu. you actually lucked out with your jaw/lips/cheeks/nose and lip color tho. so more time on HRT and longer hair and you'll be cis af.

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>>6509642

>leaving the house

>>6509647
we take hormones and put burning bags of poop on each other's door steps

>>6509642
>treasonous colonials
baka

>>6509647
take titty skittles and all will be revealed

>>6509647
if you are an anime I will fuck you.

>>6509621
god's_first_attempt_at_Adam.jpeg

>>6509621
You honestly looked much better without the makeup.

>>6509642
T..Hanks for being insensitive to my PTSD grace ;_;

>>6509657
we never left you Britain-senpai

>>6509652
>this hugboxing

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>>6509647
Hi welcome to mtfg, have some candy

>>6509637
Fwiw I think boot cuts generally look better but I'm bias

>>6509621
you look like the fucking Joker lmao

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>>6509657
GET REKT REDCOAT
>>6509654
>not going outside to celebrate FREEDOM
>>6509651
Its AMERICA DAY

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how do u make your wiener not smell like poop after you tuck

>>6509642
They probably won't do fireworks around here. But I'll go out and look at the sunset for a while.

>>6509667
>Its AMERICA DAY
Sorry I don't believe in freedom

>>6509662
Its okay you get exempt

>>6509665
i thought you were clean

>>6509615
>i'm not fat ;-;
u're fat!

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>>6509647
good girl

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>>6509655
>>6509657
I-I think I can do that. Is that really it? Will that make me happier and people will be okay with me sitting on their laps and maybe hugging them now and then?
I'm really disliking how I'm supposed to live right now...

>>6509657
>not row row fighting the powah
s m h
t b h
f a m

>>6509663
:3

>>6509667
meanie

>>6509668
shower??

>>6509679
only if you're a qt

>>6509681
173817
383817
171717

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>>6509673
??? Those are estrace tablets
That said, I'm definitely not clean rn

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>>6509679
everyone knows its not gay to be a girl

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>>6509647

>>6509665
>MJ 756
Is that a marihuana pill?

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>>6509621

Here's another angle

>>6509635
How come?

>>6509652
Enter lower lash line? I'm confuse.

I actually prefer black because I kinda prefer a more goth/alternative style. Rivethead is my aesthetic for clothing.

Thanks! I actually haven't had any time on HRT. I've always been SUUUUPER androgynous for a guy. Like. I wasn't even out of the closet or trying to pass but I'd get confused for a girl sometimes.

>>6509684
i'm sorry to hear that

>>6509665
>Fwiw I think boot cuts generally look better but I'm bias
I actually agree. Boot-cuts are cute af.

>>6509667

there is no such thing as freedom
life is a cage

>>6509679

Oh god if I had a nickle for every time someone thought that transitioning would make them cute I'd probably have $100.

>>6509683
kissu

>>6509676
u prolly right. but i don't have the self control to be anorexic. wat do

>>6509634
SUPPORT BATHROOM LAWS YOU CHILD MOLESTING FREAKS

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>>6509679
you better be a trump supporter

>>6509692
>How come?

because it looks like shit and makes anyone who does it look creepy/drugged out

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>>6509691
No, it's a tit tac

>>6509694
No need to feel sorry, at least I'm off the hard stuff right now.

>>6509707
dont make me fly over there and take your drugs away!

>>6509679
(Just so you know, if you are asking seriously and not just joking, say so and we might give non-meme answers.)

>>6509707
what got you started in the first place

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hi
fireworks are scary
happy 4th

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>>6509689
>>6509687

I wish I had a work related excuse to dress like a girl

>>6509699
*Sexercize

>>6509709
That won't be necessary, I'm leaving everything but my LSD behind when I move.

>>6509711
Like, years back?

>>6509715
kiwi

>had a comfy, isolated spot on a hill
>people keep sitting near me
GET OUT OF MAH HILL
>>6509669
Make your own, Joan!

im so fucking gross and disgusting. i wish i could be forgotten

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>>6509716
have you received the official /mtfg/ starter kit yet?

>>6509726
don't say that.. ._.

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>>6509720
>I'm leaving everything but my LSD behind when I move
You should donate those drugs, there are thousands of drugged up kids who go without their pills everyday

>>6509716
Outside of sex work and transvestite bars I don't know if you're going to find many jobs like that. But, why do you need a job to give you an excuse? It sounds like it's what you want to do.

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Hi everyone, I'm planning to start my "male" to female transition within the coming weeks. Just looking at all the resources linked at the top... Thanks so much, it's wonderful!

>>6509720
i see

>>6509727
One of the boxes should be programming books.

>>6509730
Those drugged up kids probably don't want 2c-e or amt. My MDMA has a home though.

>>6509735
Good luck!!

>>6509735
good luck anon =b

>>6509735
I think you mean male to ''''female'''' my friend

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>>6509621
>>6509692
How do I take a good selfie, guys?
I have no idea wtf I'm doing

>>6509704
But my RL girlfriends told me to do it!

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>>6509735
just ask anything you aren't too sure about.

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>>6509742

>>6509715
Wow, if Gollum can transition so can I!

>>6509743
those poor kids are going to be sober and you let that happen ;_;

>>6509742
>not downloading them as pdfs

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>>6509751

I barely even know how to be a human, how am I supposed to figure out how to be a girl?

>>6509735

Good luck, most will look like men regardless. Others will be passable and not ugly with FFS. Few will not need FFS to pass. Only a couple will pass without makeup and be decent/good looking.

If this doesn't matter to you then you're going to be okay.

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>>6509692

like you'll want to only line it halfway from the outer corner of your eye at most. black is just harsh and it drags down the face, and locks in the eye making it look smaller. like in this pic of me you can see brown eyeshadow below my lower lash line about a third of the way into the inner corner of my eyes. doing that makes them look larger.
you're welcome to your aesthetic tho, tons of ppl hate the way I look but this is how I wanna look yknow? it's your image. do whatever makes you happy or makes you feel confident bby.

>tfw decided to repress but still feel the need to come on here
anyone know this feel

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>>6509733
well, if you count being neet as another one then you have a third one.

>>6509745
>>6509748
>>6509752
Thanks for the support/advice! I'll definitely be back to the boards soon.

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>>6509751
>>6509758

lol how do I girl?

>>6509761
I stay here because I'm too scared to go to ftmg where I belong.

>>6509765
being a guy isn't worth it senpai

you can be a manly chick but it's less acceptable to be a girly guy

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>>6509753

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>>6509762
pic

>>6509758
you're not supposed to be taught how to be a woman. why would you transition if you don't feel like one already?
just learn from how the people around you behave if you're not a hikki.

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>>6509756
Fine by me, dem kids should stay off the drugs

>>6509741
I'm taking the fresh start thing seriously. If nothing else I just want to break the current chain of drug use, I haven't gone more than 3 months without drugs in 7 years.

>>6509768
I don't like this

>>6509760
I mean, when you don't overdo the lipstick it actually looks really good. The lipstick just looks kinda plasticy

>>6509773
you're a cruel mistress

>>6509769
What manga is this?

>>6509773
what drugs

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>>6509769
I wish there were more

DAY 6 OF NO ADHD MEDS

STILL DID NOTHING

I SLEPT UNTIL 3:30 PM TODAY

>>6509768
>>>susan's

>>6509768
I'm already a manly chick. It's okay.

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>tfw I have a huge America boner right now

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>>6509751
>>6509758
>>6509764

I'm really high. Was just gonna have a little tincture, but I spilled on the counter and had to lick up my drugs off the counter like a whore. I think it's...gold dragon, pineapple express, cannabis tincture. I made it myself.

So yeah I'm super stoned.


>>6509760
Thanks for the advice!!!

>>6509772
I was taught how to be a boy, but that was kinda forced on me. I would've spent the formative years of my life learning how to be a girl also if I knew that was an option.

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>>6509692
I'm not going to say never do this or that, but you probably want to practice more with lining the lower lid if you're going to do that. It can look good if done right, in any case.

>>6509777
It's an edit of Mesu-Nized Festival.

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Mtfg, I flirt with leaving you, but I never will.

>>6509775

well thank you! that's what I'm saying tho, I play around with lip stuff constantly. I don't overdraw it as often as I used to, but I still do it sometimes. I just like it even if it's not like super great. which is fine. makeup isn't that serious. everyone should look however they wanna look and express that however they want.

>>6509786

mmmhmmm

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Alright /mtfg/ let's test your Americanism
Now we all know that the 13 stripes are for good luck but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?

>>6509788

Thank you

it's awfully sissy in here

>>6509721
oryx

>>6509780
Can you do other productive things? Like exercise, go on walks, that kind of thing? Or whatever. I don't know, better to try something.

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>>6509778
(In approximately chronological order)
MDMA
Weed
DXM
Mushrooms
LSA
Methamphetamine
2c-e
4-MMC
Methylone
Xanax
Ketamine
Ethylcathinone
MDPV
Phenethylamine
Amphetamines
Ethylphenidate
4-EMC
Etaqualone
Codeine
Hydromorphone
GHB
aMT
LSD
2c-i
4-AcO-DMT

I'm p sure there's more in there that I'm forgetting desu, I usually miss a few.

>>6509793
>Not knowing there were 47 generals in George Washington's army.

Even foreigners know this

>>6509793
because we nuked alabama, mississippi and georgia

>>6509802
you haven't taken methylphenidates?

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Pumppped
>>6509760
You went to a strip mall beauty school and no woman does makeup like this outside of a border town.

>>6509803
>>6509807
Wrong wrong wrong
Looks like I'm going to have reteach you Americanism, let's start with the electrical college

>>6509791

What are you mmhmming?

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also we're leaning how to play this kittens game and it's weird af, you literally throw kittens in a blender

>>6509760
squish those boobs together more, hon

>>6509802
why would you put that in your body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdK8hBkR3s&feature=youtu.be

>>6509808
>You went to a strip mall beauty school
I can believe this, and I think you mean that no woman does makeup like that off the corner or pole.

>>6509796
._.

>>6509802
Elanna

>>6509802
Cutting that list down to just LSD is a good idea, yeah.

>>6509796
I'm a sassy sissy :3

>>6509802
oh, you forgot alcohol, I think

>>6509774
no-one cares. you don't like loud noises or social interaction either, big deal

>>6509790
literally who?

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$400 well spent desu

>>6509814
be careful

>>6509808
broken heart bullying is still being unnededly toxic.

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>>6509808

I didn't, but you wouldn't know anything about makeup anyways. you've literally never lived as a woman a day in your life and yet you feel the need to give advice and comment on everything all the time. you even got your girlfriend to record your girl voice clips to post on 4chan to make sheen feel worse about herself lol.

>>6509831
Generally things like alcohol, caffeine and tobacco don't get listed as drugs because the government is okay with you killing yourself with them.

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>10 months injecting soybeans into my thighs
>still manly af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KUjSiNwixs

>>6509835
taxpayer leech!

>>6509817
>john cena suuucks.

>>6509802
That's impressive, ngl

>>6509808
>>6509841

>no drama
you guys

>>6509841
ohhh shiiiittt

>>6509843
have you seen the leaked pics of faye? >>6509841

I mean, if she has such an ego with this you should be okay with what you have.

>>6509841
>>6509835
You two need to chill. This isn't the place to bitch at eachother

bored and scared. there seems to be some gang violence happening outside. at first it was just a few gunshots but it's turned into an all out battle. i never knew crime was so bad here. it's just like they told me in sicario.
>>6509841
>>6509808
no fighting pls

>>6509853
Filter and ignore them both, it's the only way they'll learn.

>>6509841
there's something disgusting about you.
I'm glad I'm moving away from philly, just being within a 1k mile radius makes me sick.

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>>6509841
fayeu looks like hugh fearnley-whittingstall?

>>6509841
wow, holy shit the fucking faye edie blog gen might come to a stop finally

also, faye youre a lot uglier than youre angled as fuck photos make you out to be

edie too, but her pics make her look like a model when shes actually indian as fuck looking

>>6509834
I swear to jesus anon. One day I'm not here and It's like everybody forgot about me! I literally can't even with you !

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676

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>>6509802
What's your favorite?

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who here thinks i can make it to one week with less than 500 calories :DD
god my body is fucking stupid
5/7 through
>>6509859
:( stay safe

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>>6509841
>>6509808

>>6509841
Just like Avery, you will die soon

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>>6509871
uh what?
what's wrong with avery? is she okay?

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>>6509807
Nope, just ethylphenidate, supposed to be pretty similar though. Had some amount of difficulty controlling my use of that.

>>6509816
The reason depends on the period of time. I started doing drugs for fun at raves. I habitually used research chemical stimulants because I was (and to a lesser extent still am) a fucked up addict. Psys are whatever, I mostly take them socially and for fun at shows and stuff.

>>6509831
Yeah, I left it off, same with tobacco. When I was a tweaker I was a smoker as well.

>>6509851
Idk, impressive probably isn't the right word. I was pretty stupid when I was younger ;~;

>>6509866
4-MMC
I liked it too much if you get my drift.

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I'm opening the mtfg cafe for tonight. You can get a complimentary cuddle with each cup but nothing more.

>>6509875
Avery will die in 3 days
Nasty little accident with a bus

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How do I do this.

>>6509843
You should have had tried with injecting cocks in the butt, pleb.

I did that and now I'm a faggot! :3

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>>6509877
one cup of coffee pls

>>6509880
pretty sure I'm fine, u cray

>>6509841
fucking REKT

i have a good one to share too if u wanna see it

>>6509880
nvm wrong avery

>>6509877
One bullet in the heart, please.

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Fuck I wish I could do this shit.

>>6509876
>had some difficulty controlling my use of that
I know the feeling.

uh...what's a tweaker?

>>6509877
this sounds unusually adorable for mtfg's standards

>>6509891
anyone can, its called practice. how do you think she got good at it?

>>6509859
call the police, oddish

>>6509832
I like social interaction. Loud noises I don't mind. You really don't know me, do you? Shit, I finally got a job and its gonna be great, lead manager for a coffee shop. =] What bugs me is the acceptance >>6509768 pointed out here. Thanks feminism, I guess.

>>6509887
>>6509841
ladies, please.

>>6509895

I'm a long way from it.

>>6509887
Pls bb
Show pic

>>6509877

so how do we define what a cuddle is exactly

>>6509868
hi smiles
>>6509897
i did and they laughed at me

>tfw everyone's partying in the next room but you dont have the confidence (and have some drama with one of the boys) to go ask if you can hang out

even if i did, i would just drag everyone down because i never know what to say/how to be loud

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>>6509885
here you go

>>6509841
>you even got your girlfriend to record your girl voice clips to post on 4chan to make sheen feel worse about herself lol
thats pretty low

>>6509864
Edie is beautiful. No matter what you say

>>6509808
Wow, shit move Faye. Trying to put down someone you loved like that. Rude as fuck.

>>6509905
dam...

>>6509905
hi ^^
how are u other than dangerous things

>>6509890
have an angry hump hug then. It comes with the capuchino.

>>6509892
A tweaker is a habitual stimulant user. Generally they look shifty, strung out, and probably haven't slept in a few days. There was a period where I was pretty consistently strung out on mdpv in class and would just chain smoke between periods because cigarettes and uppers are a match made in heaven.

>>6509886
3 days hon

>>6509907

just do what I do at parties and go somewhere else

>>6509859
Where are you Oddish?

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>>6509903
The house reserves the righ to meassure that.

>>6509917
who even are you

>>6509907
getting drunk helps

>>6509921
The world

>>6509900
Oh please, Faye acts like a huge cunt to everyone here. Starts drama, stabs backs, and shitposts about how great her life is.

True story: Faye doesn't live as a woman and never has. She can barely look someone in the eye when she goes outside and has a total man-face that HRT will never fix. She is a 32 year old man that comes here and flirts with 18-22 year olds and its fucking creepy and rapey and gross. If there's one person who needs to be bullied off this board it's Faye

>>6509924
crazy mofo

>>6509907
y-you don't ask... I mean, they are in your house, right? you just go, laugh at the first mildly funny thing you hear and go from there.

>>6509915
>angry hump hug
Are you calling me an "angry hump" or is an "angry hump hug" something different? Either way, thanks.

>>6509914
i've lost all my friends and my life is totally up in the air dude
>>6509919
my mom is housing me a couple days until i fly out to live with someone else.

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>>6509925
can you bully me off the board too
for reasons

>tfw no nose piercing

>>6509908
yay ^^

>>6509927
Get ready to meet your maker

>>6509925
Nah. Hips deserves that. Faye should just be ignored. If anything her character makes people feel a bit better about late transition so it has a tiny positive effect.

>>6509931
oh :( im sorry that sucks

>>6509936
oh powerful omnipotent being, do you even know what state I live in?

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>>6509933
forgot image because I'm drunk

>>6509937
Who is hips ?

>>6509932
why? is it your fetish?

you are super cool and cute and need to leave to save your sanity. seriously, get the fuck out of here you look fine and will live a decent life. spend time being social, spend time on your appearance, spend time just living as a woman. every hour someone spends here is an hour that could've been put to a more useful task in order to make themselves look better as a woman.

>>6509933
pls don't do that

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>>6509930
I forgot the picture ilustrating your order.

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>>6509621
looks like shit

go to a makeup store and get them to show you what is right

also fucking grow some self perception asshole

>>6509942
Why would it matter?
No matter what I say you'll just say I'm incorrect

>>6509877
gween tea

>>6509947
hips is an agp male that takes pictures of himself wearing panties and cumming on his hand and is also a chaser that keeps trying to bang trans girls. one gross motherfucker

>>6509947
someone

>>6509934
How are things going tho?
Have you made new friends? How long before summer vacation and getting some alone time away from the shit?

>>6509944
I always think that nose piercings will be a pain in the ass when you have a cold and blow your nose.

>>6509876
>I was pretty stupid when I was younger ;~;
There's times where I feel it's not much worse as far as self-destructive habits go than anything else, and maybe less potentially permanent.

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How do I learn how? Just watch makeup tutorials and buy a bunch to waste in front of the mirror every day?

The part of my brain that knows how to do artistic things is incredibly underdeveloped.

>>6509951
you're just refusing to answer cause you don't even know.

>>6509950
muff, sorry for being mean..

>>6509877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UsPRSrxmmI

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>>6509948
>>6509957
I'm gonna do it eventually

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>>6509948
t-thanks senpai
unfortunately i lost my sanity a long time ago

>>6509954
Thank you.

>>6509955
Lol oryx, why you got to be that way with Sass?

>>6509956
no new friends unfortunately :(
its currently the middle of my 2 week break so im ok

>>6509958
>hon solo
Nice to see a backstabbing cunt

>>6509918
sounds good
>>6509923
getting drunk just makes me dysphoric
>>6509928
i dunno, then i cant think of anything to say, and i just get annoyed at how social they are and how i can never think of anything to say

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sorry, I need to stop snapping and stuff. it's just getting annoying and the only way to get her to stfu or leave me alone is to make her feel like shit. on the bright side this game is pretty fun and we are about to get pizza and get drunk/high etc

>>6509947
Hips is a pretty disgusting character who once abused Red's trust and humped her while she slept. Then came here and was all like "you seemed to like it tho" and refuse to apologize in any way. Also opened some other trip's personal correspondence and posted here the results of her HIV test.

>>6509959
>How do I learn how? Just watch makeup tutorials and buy a bunch to waste in front of the mirror every day?

actually yes, this is exactly how you learn u tard. its not a waste because you're using it to get better and learn how to achieve what you want jfc

>>6509963
Well I'm not one to judge, I've got a tattoo with chinese script.

>>6509916
Looking back, except for ammonia, nicotine and caffeine, the stuff I got hooked to was all downers. Starting with ether in elementary school... Probably has to do with my fubar neurological make up.

>>6509973

Sorry, anxiety is really really bad.

>>6509971
how about you just like, go away?
no more faye to attack you when you're not on mtfg

>>6509960
My answer stands firm ms grey

>>6509971
SUPPORT BATHROOM LAWS

>>6509970

>getting drunk just makes me dysphoric
oh god do I know this feeling
I bruised my hand punching stuff when I got drunk once :'(

Luckily last time I got drunk I passed out before I could start saying embarassing things

>>6509971
you've activated my trap card

>>6509965
I don't know the entire story =_=

>>6509970
._.

>>6509857
ehh, tbqh, i look significantly manlier irl than i do in my pictures, just due to the staring down at the floor if i'm by myself desu. either way, like that's not really the kind of shit i get down w/?i dunno, other people can have their own measures of themselves and shit, and that's gr9, but like that's not me nor does it apply to me. i don't think this makes sense at all,b ut not many of my posts do these days, i think.
>>6509883
i look like a fag tho, just one with manly bones. ;-;
>>6509932
same, but i'll probs end up on /r9k/ with even less of a drive than i have now, i don't think i'd actually go to any appointments at that point lol.
>>6509933
eh, i had a septum peircing, and it feels weird desu, but i dunno about the other one. it might not.
>>6509970
shit, i'd say go gt drunk and go back to your room, but that doesn't seem to be an option...

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>>6509953
here you go

>>6509959
Practice is how most people develop artistic talent. Prodigies who don't need it are somewhere between a myth and a statistical rounding error.

So, yes.

>>6509981
>ms grey
wat

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>>6509978
How did you get ether in elementary school?

>>6509992
You need to kys sir

>>6509962
I have to admit I saw two episodes, skipped to that one to see if it was just that bad and it was, so I just dropped it.

>>6509964
I have that pic saved as "being trans"

>>6509971
>and the only way to get her to stfu or leave me alone is to make her feel like shit.
that might not be the only or most effective way but it has the added bonus of making her feel like garbage and inflating your own ego. (plus its fun to watch her get shit on)

seriously, she's fucking insane. i tried to be her friend and she was nothing but a cunt to me. her ego gets so inflated from people on this board but they don't even realize what she actually looks like IRL. AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIVE FULL-TIME K E K

anyway, im sorry for hitting on her while you two were dating. obviously you can see how i feel about her now after meeting her and watching how she behaves here for a bit longer.

hope your night goes well, happy fourth

>>6509972
Holy shit! That sounds like a dangerous person.

>>6509999
I think you're talking about Edie

>>6509980
You know that's not the case. If anything, making faye shut up is a service to the thread.

>>6510002
his father is a criminal or something

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>>6509971
Shits getting real >.>

>>6509992
Pretty much this. I'm absurdly gifted and I have no talent whatsoever. Wasted potential at its finest. Sloth incarnate... That most of that is caused by a depression I have no control over and that can't be treated is no consolation...

currently violently shoving over a kilogram of macaroni into my face hole ama

>>6509841
is that a child molester?

faye sucks and needs to take a step back, reevaluate the entirety of her life, and stop being such a fucking nuisance tbqh family

>>6509999
First of all, checked.
Why did you change your public opinion when she started being pointlessly mean to Edie? Was she really that bad irl or was it just a little bit and it adds up? Or did you meet again after that one coffee and everything went to shit?

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happy america day!

>>6509996
Pilfering the medicine cabinet. Same with camphor and smelling salts.

>>6509991
I'm gonna get my pillow to relieve the snuggling feeling :333

>>6509998
I saw close to 5, then got bored
it's cute, but there's very little plot, even for a moe

>>6509988
If this trans thing doesn't work out we can become middle aged femme fags who do some sort of interior design firm.

>>6509953
kowfay

>>6510011
In a sense, yes.

>>6510004
I have them both filtered, and the sooner both clownface and her ex stfu, the better

>>6510015
You're to talk sir

>>6510020
>who do some sort of interior design firm.
this is my dream

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>>6510004
Sorry I was walking around this big area with my gf, did I miss people naracisticly thinking they control my actions? o.o

They're shitty people, but have some children frolicking with bubble man

>>6510022
Faye is a child molester?!

>>6510021
gween tea

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>>6510019
It's not even that cute. And the characters could had been more different from each other or something, there was some potential for comedy (very generic, yeah, but comedy) and they just went out of their way to make them all behave the same most of the time.

>>6510006
Are you shitting me Oryx? I trust you all tell me truth

>>6510028
Wait why does everyone hate you now? I always thought you were funny.

>>6510028
are you gonna molest that child, Faye?

>>6510029
trip on edie

>>6510028
"children frolicking with bubble man"

these are your interests?

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>>6510017
traitor!

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>>6509958
I think it really depends on the specific drug as to their potential to cause damage. I've never had any problems with psys, and i never did downers and opiates enough to experience ill effects. On the other hand, a year of extremely heavy cathinone (mdpv, 4-mmc, ethylcathinone, methylone) use almost certainly did some damage, gave me brain zaps and panic attacks, and changed my personality considerably. I'm not sure how permanent it is either, I was eventually able to put myself back together, but I'm still way more impulsive, prone to depression, and anxious than I was before that period.
I was stupid in that I messed around with and abused stuff that isn't well known or understood, I have no idea what damage I did, at least with speed I know exactly the risks.

>>6509978
You got high on ammonia? ._.

>>6509999
How to spot someone narcissistic and insane,

They describe going to eat a sandwich and talk for 30 minutes like this.

>>6510030
kowfay

>>6510029
In an extremely round about way.

I'm 75% of the way through the bowl and I'm beginning to fear my body is preparing for a violent emetic rejection of the macaroni
send help

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>>6509931
Hey Oddish
That's me!
:) You apply for those jobs yet? I'm gonna get you jump started as soon as you get here so get pumped!
You'll get new friends btw fuck bitches

>>6510026
Lol! I'm like a real architect Rachel. If there's anything I can help you with, just ask.

>>6510034
Turns out her psycho moments weren't a character, she grossly oversells her appeal and she's been posting personal shit about Edie for the last couple of days after a week of sucking her ass and begging to be friends. There's a point at which people can be even too schyzo for mtfg.

>>6510033

htt
ps:
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>>6510028
>autistically looking down at your phone and typing at it all day when your gf is trying to have fun with you at a festival cause you care more about drama on 4chan
you're pretty pathetic

>>6510016
Nah, I just met up with her once and she was being a total Autist most of the time. She did help me with bra tips though, i'll give her credit for that.

I just noticed how psychotic and unhinged she started being to people here. Like, posting literally ten+ photos of her crying about breaking up with Edie and then a day later posting "lol fuck u cunt i was with my girlfriend the entire time." Takes a certain kind of psycho to cry about that.

Oh, and then she started talking shit behind my back for no apparent reason. And there is so much I could have come out and said about her that would've embarrassed her to hell but I chose not to because I'm actually somewhat decent and don't do things like that.

I mostly feel sorry for her, tbqh. She obviously needs more serious mental health intervention for an untreated personality disorder. And that's definitely difficult because it can take years for someone with Borderline Personality Disorder to actually admit to themselves that they truly have BDP, no matter how often they're told they do. It's part of the symptoms/behavioral defects.

Anyway, Faye is probably not going to get her live together until she's 40 and that's fine. I just wish she would stop posting here and causing shit storms because a lot of the people here are actually really cool and I've made some pretty decent friends like Ufufu and Mercury

>>6510051
just call the cops

>>6510028
>>6510042
U should probably stop, it's in your best interests

>>6510049
i emailed you about it because i didn't know which one was closest to apply at.
nice makeup btw teach me sempai

>>6510047
I just ate spaghetti and the farts remind me why I stopped eating red meat...
S'not very ladylike of me
:(

>>6510050
Wait are you serious? You're an architect? We have each other's skypes, right?

>>6510047
give the rest of the macaroni to me before you throw up in it

>>6510041
Yeah, when I was a kid. Both from smelling salts and ammonia water even though the latter is weak...

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>>6510040
>not supporting america in every way
greens voter pls go

>>6510056
Can I be your friend? :3c

>>6510056
>she

should I lie on my back to stop myself vomiting or on my side so I don't die an agonising death by asphyxiation if I do???

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>>6510066
jormy
do you celebrate
easter?

>>6510032
at least k-on had music!!!

>>6510066
america is great until you realize that I make half my money based on "generosity"
no other country in the world would have this problem

what the flying fuck is going on in this thread

i dont have enough time or energy to worry about yall, fuck

oyasumi mtfg

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>>6510066
pls greens are cucks who want more muslims probs
I don't want that

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Does anyone know about the myth that bathing in lavendar will feminize you?
Is it real?

Same question for soy milk

btw how long after HRT until I get a feminine penis?

>>6510067
yeah sure. rachel.lindstromm is my skype senpai

>>6510075
oh hi neens!
oh, bye neens...

>>6510075
oyasumi

>>6510073
>no other country in the world would have this problem
I'm pretty sure many african people make all their money of generosity

>>6510057
the fun police doesn't answer the 911 call anymore.

>>6510079
lavender and all herb things are false. There are exceptions such as mirifica or whatever it was that at best have marginal effects but everything else has no effect.

>>6510056
aw i love u 2 bb

i was jus bein straight-up w u about her when we talked LMAO

>>6510079
>not bathing in real milk
Cleopatra is disappointed

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>tfw your ex gf is super weird

>>6510058
Tell me what there is to lose? other then edie's lowkey doxing of my girlfriend this is all pretty harmless, it doesn't effect me at all because I'm a full grown man ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSNlN1CDTvU

>>6510054
Holy shit Oryx. That's horrible.

>>6510071
you should wait an hour before lying down and then do the side thing.

>>6510084
define generosity
hardly anyone lives off charity donations except the charity owners themselves
so unless you mean that they're generous because they don't steal, then you're not exactly right

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>>6509733
>Outside of sex work and transvestite bars I don't know if you're going to find many jobs like that.

Gundam pilot.

>>6510094
what should I do before then???

>>6510090

Not sure if serious...

>>6510063
how's life in virginia?

>>6510091
the one you're marrying or the one you pushed until she started posting the pics you didn't want seen?

>>6510099
Im still on the road bro

>>6510097
shitpost, duh. you know the drill, flan.

>>6510096
Judeau and Kamille did it, I don't see why I shouldn't.

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>>6510072
why do you ask?

>>6510073
tippings is pretty dumb youre right

>>6510078
so are most americans desu
president trump when

>>6510091
whats so weird about that?

whoa.

looks like i'v come at a bad time

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I really can't wait until the touken ranbu anime, although I know it will be shit.

>>6510062
Z**ko, right?

Alessiafova if you've misplaced it :p